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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:02:14,664 --> 00:02:15,797 Barry. 2 00:02:16,633 --> 00:02:19,231 Barry. Barry. Wake up, buddy. 3 00:02:23,840 --> 00:02:25,629 - Fuches? - Hey. 4 00:02:26,976 --> 00:02:28,560 How long have you been watching me sleep? 5 00:02:29,232 --> 00:02:31,712 The money from the Rochester job just cleared. 6 00:02:32,447 --> 00:02:34,047 One less bad guy in the world. 7 00:02:34,083 --> 00:02:36,149 Nice work, as usual, Barry. 8 00:02:36,184 --> 00:02:38,968 Oh, well, he was in bed, so it wasn't work exactly. 9 00:02:39,580 --> 00:02:41,622 Then why did it take two days? 10 00:02:42,867 --> 00:02:45,066 - Uh, I was doing recon. - Ah. 11 00:02:45,091 --> 00:02:46,410 To make it clean. 12 00:02:46,618 --> 00:02:49,819 Or... were you laying around the hotel room 13 00:02:49,855 --> 00:02:52,789 like in Sioux Falls last month or St. Paul before that? 14 00:02:52,824 --> 00:02:54,531 Look, these extra expenses, they add up, Barry. 15 00:02:54,531 --> 00:02:55,830 - Okay. - All right. 16 00:02:56,900 --> 00:02:58,699 Oh, God. I'm worried about you, buddy. 17 00:02:58,733 --> 00:03:01,505 This shit heap looks like the old Barry, 18 00:03:01,983 --> 00:03:03,049 before he had a purpose. 19 00:03:03,085 --> 00:03:05,319 No. No, no. I think I'm just burned out. 20 00:03:05,319 --> 00:03:06,996 You know? Maybe I need a break. 21 00:03:08,112 --> 00:03:09,935 - Hey, you know what I think? - What? 22 00:03:09,935 --> 00:03:12,854 I think what we should do is shake things up a little bit. 23 00:03:13,606 --> 00:03:16,814 You know, so instead of burning another small-town hood 24 00:03:16,842 --> 00:03:19,543 in some snowed-in, rust-belt shithole, 25 00:03:19,579 --> 00:03:21,878 what do you say to a little trip out 26 00:03:21,914 --> 00:03:23,812 to sunny Los Angeles? 27 00:03:24,950 --> 00:03:26,450 You came here to give me an assignment? 28 00:03:26,486 --> 00:03:28,605 It's the Chechen mob. Come here. 29 00:03:29,888 --> 00:03:33,022 A guy by the name of Goran Pazar needs 30 00:03:33,057 --> 00:03:36,226 an outsider to handle something embarrassing. 31 00:03:36,261 --> 00:03:37,705 It's great money. 32 00:03:38,396 --> 00:03:40,296 Get us a lot closer to where we need to be 33 00:03:40,332 --> 00:03:41,831 to hang it all up someday. 34 00:03:41,866 --> 00:03:43,266 When do you think that'll be? 35 00:03:43,301 --> 00:03:45,502 The plane for LA leaves in four hours. 36 00:03:45,537 --> 00:03:49,439 I will have a car waiting for you at the Ontario airport. 37 00:03:49,474 --> 00:03:52,242 Ontario? Wait. Isn't that, like, a two-hour drive? 38 00:03:52,277 --> 00:03:54,744 You can't just, you know, fly into LAX. 39 00:03:54,779 --> 00:03:56,812 You gotta cover our tracks, right? 40 00:03:56,848 --> 00:03:58,260 Why? Because it's cheaper or... 41 00:03:58,285 --> 00:04:00,214 Because it is smarter, Barry. 42 00:04:00,480 --> 00:04:03,853 How much cheaper was it? 43 00:04:07,847 --> 00:04:09,851 Synced and corrected by louvette www.addic7ed.com 44 00:04:09,851 --> 00:04:11,461 _ 45 00:04:13,931 --> 00:04:16,632 Hey, Barry. Fuches. Probably still on the plane, 46 00:04:16,668 --> 00:04:18,367 but welcome to California, buddy. 47 00:04:18,402 --> 00:04:21,137 Hey, my guy said he left the car in space 408. 48 00:04:21,172 --> 00:04:23,873 I told him you were my best guy, so he should hook you up. 49 00:04:23,908 --> 00:04:27,843 He said the car is "dope," so enjoy that, buddy. 50 00:04:27,879 --> 00:04:30,780 When you meet Goran, don't be afraid to sell yourself. 51 00:04:30,815 --> 00:04:32,481 Remember that liquor distributor 52 00:04:32,516 --> 00:04:34,449 in Canton you stabbed in the nut? 53 00:04:34,840 --> 00:04:36,451 I think Gordon's the kind of man 54 00:04:36,487 --> 00:04:38,213 who would find something like that intriguing. 55 00:04:38,238 --> 00:04:40,355 So work it into the conversation 56 00:04:40,391 --> 00:04:42,757 to make him aware that, you know, you'll go there. 57 00:04:42,793 --> 00:04:45,688 Oh, fucking... Fucking dick! 58 00:04:47,898 --> 00:04:50,398 Hey, man! You must be Barry! 59 00:04:50,433 --> 00:04:51,853 I'm NoHo Hank. 60 00:04:52,302 --> 00:04:54,446 I trust the flight was good, no? 61 00:04:55,672 --> 00:04:56,938 Are you hungry? 62 00:04:56,973 --> 00:04:58,539 I mean, do you want a submarine sandwich. 63 00:04:58,575 --> 00:05:00,942 If you're thirsty, we've got juice boxes, 64 00:05:00,977 --> 00:05:03,878 Hawaiian Punch, or maybe beer or something. 65 00:05:04,131 --> 00:05:06,798 So, we're gonna do this outside, if that's okay. 66 00:05:06,833 --> 00:05:08,800 His daughter has some friends over, huh? 67 00:05:08,835 --> 00:05:10,302 They're watching their Jessie. 68 00:05:10,337 --> 00:05:13,471 Why? Did the bowling alley run out of shoe freshener? 69 00:05:13,506 --> 00:05:15,858 We haven't been in LA long, 70 00:05:15,858 --> 00:05:17,758 but we've made a lot of progress: 71 00:05:18,111 --> 00:05:20,127 the harbors, identity theft, 72 00:05:20,163 --> 00:05:22,462 meth, 99 Cent Stores. 73 00:05:22,498 --> 00:05:23,952 Business has been going great. 74 00:05:24,333 --> 00:05:27,467 Recently, personal matters cropped up, 75 00:05:27,503 --> 00:05:29,804 which needs to be kept separate from the business. 76 00:05:30,635 --> 00:05:32,030 So, we called you. 77 00:05:33,142 --> 00:05:36,911 This is Ryan Madison. He's a physical trainer in Silver Lake. 78 00:05:37,134 --> 00:05:39,180 He works with Goran's wife, Oksana. 79 00:05:39,215 --> 00:05:41,182 They've been training together for... 80 00:05:41,499 --> 00:05:42,750 What do you think? 81 00:05:42,785 --> 00:05:45,508 What do you think? Two? Two, three months? 82 00:05:45,855 --> 00:05:47,560 Hmm? Yeah? 83 00:05:49,397 --> 00:05:52,444 Over the past few weeks, these sessions became more frequent. 84 00:05:53,405 --> 00:05:55,105 Goran asked me to follow her, 85 00:05:55,140 --> 00:05:57,140 and I became aware that they were taking up 86 00:05:57,175 --> 00:05:59,509 at a Holiday Inn in Studio City. 87 00:06:00,445 --> 00:06:02,450 I snuck a lipstick camera, 88 00:06:03,212 --> 00:06:05,664 similar to this one, in the room, 89 00:06:06,184 --> 00:06:08,985 and got... this. 90 00:06:09,227 --> 00:06:10,753 Harder! Oh, harder! 91 00:06:10,788 --> 00:06:11,921 Oh! Oh! 92 00:06:11,956 --> 00:06:14,183 Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! 93 00:06:14,691 --> 00:06:16,242 Why would I want to see this? 94 00:06:16,528 --> 00:06:17,897 Turn that off. 95 00:06:18,663 --> 00:06:20,463 - Turn it off! - Come on. 96 00:06:20,499 --> 00:06:21,564 I wanted to give him the whole... 97 00:06:21,600 --> 00:06:23,657 He gets it. You already said they are 98 00:06:23,682 --> 00:06:25,825 taking up in hotel. Why show footage? 99 00:06:25,850 --> 00:06:27,302 It's important for him to know! 100 00:06:27,338 --> 00:06:29,872 You are just impressed with yourself for planting camera. 101 00:06:29,907 --> 00:06:32,207 - I am not... Okay. - Trash that footage. 102 00:06:32,243 --> 00:06:34,110 - So, you guys want him gone? - Yes. 103 00:06:34,145 --> 00:06:35,664 - Good. Okay. - We pay you... 104 00:06:35,689 --> 00:06:37,913 No, you don't pay me anything. Fuches takes care of the money. 105 00:06:37,949 --> 00:06:39,581 I just need his name and address, 106 00:06:39,617 --> 00:06:41,117 and it'll be done in a couple of days. 107 00:06:41,774 --> 00:06:43,274 - That sounds good. - All right. 108 00:06:43,299 --> 00:06:45,066 Now, there's a lot of ways I can, uh, 109 00:06:45,101 --> 00:06:48,035 do this for you. Um... 110 00:06:49,095 --> 00:06:50,437 One of them... 111 00:06:51,440 --> 00:06:53,174 is I could stab him in the nut. 112 00:06:53,848 --> 00:06:55,943 That's something I... I did once, 113 00:06:56,390 --> 00:06:59,701 and I am... very comfortable doing it again. 114 00:07:00,048 --> 00:07:01,948 - What? - Or not. 115 00:07:01,984 --> 00:07:02,983 - Why? - Forget about it. 116 00:07:03,018 --> 00:07:05,185 Who would want this? Can't you just shoot him? 117 00:07:05,220 --> 00:07:07,488 - Yeah. No, I... - Because being shot is very painful. 118 00:07:07,523 --> 00:07:09,623 Have you ever been shot? Huh! I have. 119 00:07:09,658 --> 00:07:10,959 It's, like, crazy painful. 120 00:07:10,984 --> 00:07:13,260 Anything is better than stabbing guy in nut. 121 00:07:13,295 --> 00:07:15,328 I'll shoot him. I'll shoot him. I'll shoot him. 122 00:07:15,364 --> 00:07:17,095 Okay. Goran... 123 00:07:17,978 --> 00:07:19,554 I think he's going to shoot him. 124 00:07:20,503 --> 00:07:22,603 Thanks. Have a nice day. 125 00:07:34,582 --> 00:07:37,158 No silencer. Thanks, Fuches. 126 00:09:08,074 --> 00:09:10,207 Fuck you too! Fuck you too! 127 00:09:10,576 --> 00:09:12,543 Don't you fucking call me lady! 128 00:09:12,906 --> 00:09:16,713 Don't you fucking call me lady, you fucking asshole! 129 00:09:16,748 --> 00:09:19,649 You motherfucker! Fuck you too! 130 00:09:19,684 --> 00:09:21,869 Don't you fucking call me lady! 131 00:09:22,087 --> 00:09:23,053 Fuck you too! 132 00:09:23,560 --> 00:09:25,918 Who are you? What are you doing out here? 133 00:09:26,225 --> 00:09:29,493 Shit. I lost my place. Damn it. 134 00:09:29,528 --> 00:09:31,694 Sally! He's ready for you. 135 00:09:32,562 --> 00:09:33,730 Shit! 136 00:09:35,133 --> 00:09:36,900 Oh my God. Thanks a lot. 137 00:09:42,574 --> 00:09:44,841 Strong... strong stuff you got here. 138 00:09:44,876 --> 00:09:46,341 Boy. Oh. 139 00:09:47,312 --> 00:09:49,478 What you got wrong with you, you need all this stuff? 140 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:52,657 You motherfucker. What? 141 00:09:53,317 --> 00:09:56,753 You fucking asshole. Who the fuck are you? 142 00:09:56,788 --> 00:09:58,588 Who the fuck do you think you are? 143 00:09:58,623 --> 00:10:01,190 Please, lady, why don't you just try to calm down? 144 00:10:01,225 --> 00:10:02,324 Bullshit! 145 00:10:03,461 --> 00:10:05,895 Bullshit! It's false, Sally. 146 00:10:05,931 --> 00:10:07,296 I... look, I... I know. 147 00:10:07,331 --> 00:10:09,566 I... I got thrown off right before I was about to go on. 148 00:10:09,601 --> 00:10:11,300 - I was outside going over... - Excuse me. 149 00:10:11,335 --> 00:10:12,468 I don't give a shit. 150 00:10:12,976 --> 00:10:14,704 Even your excuses are false. 151 00:10:14,739 --> 00:10:17,506 You're up there, you're stinking up my stage, babe. 152 00:10:18,597 --> 00:10:20,963 What the fuck do you want? 153 00:10:23,181 --> 00:10:25,281 Um... the prescriptions. 154 00:10:25,316 --> 00:10:27,129 Not Linda. You. 155 00:10:28,018 --> 00:10:30,686 Little Sally Reed from Joplin, Missouri. 156 00:10:30,721 --> 00:10:32,854 What do you want? 157 00:10:34,459 --> 00:10:37,960 - To be an actress? - Again, I don't believe you. 158 00:10:40,264 --> 00:10:42,131 It's all I ever wanted in the whole world. 159 00:10:42,426 --> 00:10:45,676 Oh, really? Except you don't think you're gonna make it, do you? 160 00:10:45,914 --> 00:10:47,514 I mean, that's what you told me. 161 00:10:47,866 --> 00:10:50,062 Oh yeah. Last week, 162 00:10:50,419 --> 00:10:52,852 she takes me out for a cup of coffee after class, 163 00:10:52,888 --> 00:10:55,822 starts to cry, snot running down her nose. 164 00:10:55,857 --> 00:10:58,324 All of a sudden she said, "I'm not gonna make it." 165 00:10:58,359 --> 00:11:00,459 I'm telling you, I was embarrassed. 166 00:11:00,495 --> 00:11:04,096 It was pathetic. Here is a person who's spending her money, 167 00:11:04,132 --> 00:11:06,399 she doesn't have any talent whatsoever. 168 00:11:06,434 --> 00:11:09,201 This chick shouldn't even be in this class! 169 00:11:09,497 --> 00:11:12,524 - I cannot believe... - That is not fair, Gene! 170 00:11:13,575 --> 00:11:16,423 Don't think. Just finish the scene. 171 00:11:21,850 --> 00:11:23,403 Don't you call me lady. 172 00:11:23,810 --> 00:11:26,252 I come in here, I give these things to you, 173 00:11:26,287 --> 00:11:28,588 you... you check... I'm sick! 174 00:11:28,623 --> 00:11:32,091 I have sickness all around me, and you fucking ask me my life? 175 00:11:32,414 --> 00:11:35,061 Have you seen death in your bed? In your house? 176 00:11:35,096 --> 00:11:37,096 And then I'm asked fucking questions? 177 00:11:37,288 --> 00:11:40,800 "What's wrong?" Suck my dick! 178 00:11:40,834 --> 00:11:42,268 That's what's wrong! 179 00:11:43,271 --> 00:11:44,636 Shame on you. 180 00:11:45,639 --> 00:11:47,000 Shame on you. 181 00:11:53,214 --> 00:11:54,547 Suck my dick. 182 00:12:01,255 --> 00:12:02,288 End scene. 183 00:12:08,861 --> 00:12:11,078 Okay, you know that I had to do that, right? 184 00:12:11,103 --> 00:12:12,097 Mm-hmm. 185 00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:14,694 - You know I love you. - Mmm. 186 00:12:14,915 --> 00:12:17,898 All right. That... was something. 187 00:12:18,438 --> 00:12:21,739 Now, as beautiful Sally just demonstrated, 188 00:12:21,774 --> 00:12:24,375 Life! 189 00:12:24,597 --> 00:12:27,011 I want you to create a life 190 00:12:27,046 --> 00:12:28,904 right here on this stage. 191 00:12:28,929 --> 00:12:30,821 I mean, we're not here studying 192 00:12:30,846 --> 00:12:33,018 some fucking TV commercial acting. 193 00:12:33,052 --> 00:12:35,520 That's not why you came to LA, is it? 194 00:12:35,555 --> 00:12:38,922 You didn't move all the way across the country for that! 195 00:12:38,957 --> 00:12:40,824 This is the theater. 196 00:12:41,960 --> 00:12:44,428 Now, let's give her another round. 197 00:12:44,463 --> 00:12:46,430 She deserves the praise. 198 00:12:48,274 --> 00:12:50,100 Hey, man. Are you new to this class? 199 00:12:50,136 --> 00:12:52,102 I haven't seen you before. I'm Ryan, Ryan Madison. 200 00:12:52,138 --> 00:12:54,070 Listen, I was supposed to put up a scene with Mike Kennedy, 201 00:12:54,106 --> 00:12:57,007 but he got a catering gig. So, could you help me out? 202 00:12:57,042 --> 00:12:59,204 - Ryan, you're up. - Uh... 203 00:12:59,769 --> 00:13:02,045 - Where's Kennedy? - He's not here. 204 00:13:03,115 --> 00:13:04,714 But I'm gonna do the scene with him. 205 00:13:07,986 --> 00:13:10,618 Grab a seat there, boy. Grab yourself an egg roll. 206 00:13:11,623 --> 00:13:14,015 We got everything here from a diddle-eyed Joe to a... 207 00:13:14,359 --> 00:13:15,876 damned-if-I-know. 208 00:13:17,295 --> 00:13:19,995 Mean you ate before you came on down here? All full? Is that it? 209 00:13:20,031 --> 00:13:21,704 Nah, I don't think so. 210 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,400 I think you're too scared to be eating. 211 00:13:24,868 --> 00:13:26,541 See, you ain't even sat down yet. 212 00:13:26,657 --> 00:13:28,646 On that TV over there, since you been in the room, 213 00:13:28,646 --> 00:13:30,580 is a woman with her titties hanging out. 214 00:13:30,616 --> 00:13:32,156 Now, I know I'm pretty, 215 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:36,052 but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties. 216 00:13:41,532 --> 00:13:43,933 "What's in that envelope is for my peace of mind. 217 00:13:43,969 --> 00:13:45,434 "My peace of mind is worth that much, 218 00:13:45,470 --> 00:13:47,335 not one penny more. Not one penny more." 219 00:13:54,315 --> 00:13:55,581 It's empty. 220 00:14:02,772 --> 00:14:04,028 End scene! 221 00:14:24,565 --> 00:14:25,588 Who are you? 222 00:14:26,521 --> 00:14:28,308 - I'm Barry. - Barry what? 223 00:14:30,438 --> 00:14:32,272 - Berkman. - Well, Barry Berkman, 224 00:14:32,307 --> 00:14:34,507 you just used up your one free audit class. 225 00:14:34,831 --> 00:14:37,593 You want to be here on Thursday, you better prepare a monologue. 226 00:14:37,806 --> 00:14:38,914 You understand? 227 00:14:43,413 --> 00:14:44,478 Wow. 228 00:14:45,485 --> 00:14:46,985 Okay, who's next? 229 00:14:53,489 --> 00:14:55,822 - Or have a fan. - Yeah, me too. 230 00:14:55,857 --> 00:14:57,357 Or fans, multiple. 231 00:14:57,393 --> 00:14:59,126 Hey. Hey. Barry? 232 00:14:59,161 --> 00:15:01,295 Hey, I just... I wanted to say sorry 233 00:15:01,330 --> 00:15:02,262 for snapping at you back there. 234 00:15:02,298 --> 00:15:04,366 I-I... I didn't realize you were an actor. 235 00:15:04,391 --> 00:15:05,544 Oh, I'm... I'm not an actor. 236 00:15:05,569 --> 00:15:07,000 What are you gonna do for your monologue? 237 00:15:07,036 --> 00:15:08,435 I did the scene from The Blind Side, 238 00:15:08,470 --> 00:15:10,870 you know, the one where Sandy Bullock interrupts football practice? 239 00:15:10,906 --> 00:15:12,447 "This team is your family! 240 00:15:12,472 --> 00:15:13,440 You protect his blind side!" 241 00:15:13,475 --> 00:15:15,309 Do you remember that? It won her an Oscar. 242 00:15:16,878 --> 00:15:19,329 - I'm not doing a monologue. - What would be a good monologue for you? 243 00:15:20,316 --> 00:15:23,317 Let's go brainstorm. A bunch of us are going to Residuals. 244 00:15:25,115 --> 00:15:26,148 What's Residuals? 245 00:15:30,298 --> 00:15:32,178 What if you did Robert Duvall from Tender Mercies? 246 00:15:32,178 --> 00:15:34,045 Oh, yes, yes, the one where he's talking with his daughter. 247 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:36,681 - You should totally do that. - Or... or Brad Pitt from Fight Club. 248 00:15:36,717 --> 00:15:38,116 Oh, I love that, yes. 249 00:15:38,151 --> 00:15:40,218 You know, to me the most important thing is honesty, 250 00:15:40,253 --> 00:15:42,020 like, whatever you can bring your truth to. 251 00:15:42,055 --> 00:15:44,890 Wait. What is that Kevin Spacey movie? 252 00:15:44,925 --> 00:15:46,930 You know, the one where he's the bad guy, he's got the limp? 253 00:15:46,930 --> 00:15:47,992 Oh! Oh my God, Usual Suspects. 254 00:15:48,028 --> 00:15:50,395 - Indian guy. In... India. - Oh, Indiana Jones? 255 00:15:50,431 --> 00:15:51,963 - It's Usual Suspects. - American Beauty. 256 00:15:51,998 --> 00:15:53,097 - K-Pax. - K-Pax. 257 00:15:53,133 --> 00:15:55,300 - Usual Suspects. - Did you just move here, Barry? 258 00:15:55,335 --> 00:15:57,201 - Uh, yeah, from Cleveland. - Huh. 259 00:15:57,237 --> 00:15:59,538 Ooh, cool. Welcome to Los Angeles. 260 00:15:59,573 --> 00:16:00,939 Oh, are you... Are you from LA? 261 00:16:00,974 --> 00:16:03,641 Nobody's actually from LA, Barry. 262 00:16:03,676 --> 00:16:05,143 Oh, I am though, remember? 'Cause... 263 00:16:05,178 --> 00:16:07,078 - Nick is from Florida. - Go Gators. 264 00:16:07,113 --> 00:16:08,879 - Jermaine is from... - Denver. 265 00:16:08,915 --> 00:16:11,855 Denver, and Antonio here, he's from... 266 00:16:11,856 --> 00:16:13,751 - Puerto Rico. - ...Puerto Rico. 267 00:16:13,786 --> 00:16:15,954 - Yeah, he just booked CSI. - It's true. 268 00:16:16,707 --> 00:16:18,541 I'm playing a dead body on that show. 269 00:16:18,959 --> 00:16:21,159 Next time, I'm gonna play somebody who's alive. 270 00:16:21,194 --> 00:16:23,194 - Yes. - Yes! Yeah, you will! 271 00:16:23,229 --> 00:16:25,296 It's about talent for sure, 272 00:16:25,332 --> 00:16:27,565 but mostly it's about passion. 273 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:29,733 I mean, do you think Meryl Streep and Kaley Cuoco became stars 274 00:16:29,769 --> 00:16:31,135 - just because they're the best? - Yes. 275 00:16:31,171 --> 00:16:34,136 - No. It's because they wanted it the most. - No. It's because... most. 276 00:16:35,126 --> 00:16:36,607 Look, there's always a million reasons 277 00:16:36,642 --> 00:16:38,254 not to do something, Barry. 278 00:16:38,611 --> 00:16:39,957 But if you want it... 279 00:16:40,448 --> 00:16:42,448 go for it. Mmm! 280 00:16:42,485 --> 00:16:44,552 My girlfriend dates a manager at The Standard, 281 00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:45,965 so if you have bartending experience 282 00:16:46,025 --> 00:16:47,854 or lie and say you do, I can get you a job there. 283 00:16:48,046 --> 00:16:50,591 Oh, I have a job. Sales. 284 00:16:50,891 --> 00:16:51,981 Auto parts. 285 00:16:52,146 --> 00:16:53,179 - Huh. - Ah. 286 00:16:53,214 --> 00:16:54,692 - That's cool. - Different. 287 00:16:55,218 --> 00:16:57,316 Mmm! Oh my God! I don't have a job. 288 00:16:57,352 --> 00:16:59,686 Look at Lydia. She's out there all by herself. 289 00:17:02,056 --> 00:17:03,590 - Aw! Okay. - Come on. Let's go dance. 290 00:17:03,625 --> 00:17:05,658 - Okay. - Oh, I... I don't dance. 291 00:17:05,694 --> 00:17:08,861 Bullshit. Yeah, you do. I can tell you want to dance. 292 00:17:09,964 --> 00:17:13,132 Okay. No pressure. You'll know where to find me. 293 00:17:42,595 --> 00:17:44,762 Barry Berkman. 294 00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:47,832 Barry Berkman! 295 00:17:49,619 --> 00:17:51,103 You gotta change that name. 296 00:17:51,595 --> 00:17:53,066 Mmm. I changed my name. 297 00:17:53,788 --> 00:17:55,673 My real name's Richard Krempf. 298 00:17:56,943 --> 00:17:59,217 Ryan Madison sounds way cooler. 299 00:17:59,931 --> 00:18:02,414 Barry Berkman. It's too plain. 300 00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:04,062 You sound like an accountant or something. 301 00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:06,817 You want something people can remember. 302 00:18:10,591 --> 00:18:12,390 I got the perfect stage name for you. 303 00:18:12,426 --> 00:18:14,427 - What? - Mmm. 304 00:18:17,169 --> 00:18:18,235 Barry... 305 00:18:19,831 --> 00:18:20,864 Block. 306 00:18:21,825 --> 00:18:23,158 - Barry Block? - Yeah. 307 00:18:23,302 --> 00:18:25,502 - I don't get it. - Yeah, 'cause when I look at you, 308 00:18:25,538 --> 00:18:27,014 I think of a block. 309 00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:30,541 Hey, Barry. Hey. 310 00:18:30,576 --> 00:18:31,741 - Hey. - Yeah? 311 00:18:32,274 --> 00:18:34,844 Can you drive him home? He has, like, seven DUls. 312 00:18:36,182 --> 00:18:37,472 - Sure. - Good night. 313 00:18:38,185 --> 00:18:39,749 Looking forward to your monologue. 314 00:18:47,626 --> 00:18:50,927 What? Come on. You've gotta take this class, bro. 315 00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:54,397 I-I-I... I don't think I can. 316 00:18:54,432 --> 00:18:55,731 It's not that hard. Here. 317 00:18:57,001 --> 00:18:58,345 Look, it's all in the book. 318 00:18:58,369 --> 00:18:59,570 _ 319 00:18:59,571 --> 00:19:02,472 This is your new bible. Gene's teaching's changed my life. 320 00:19:02,507 --> 00:19:05,808 So, y... you go home, you Google "great monologues," 321 00:19:05,843 --> 00:19:08,799 you choose one, and I'll help you prepare it before tomorrow. 322 00:19:09,847 --> 00:19:11,447 You're gonna help me with my audition? 323 00:19:11,483 --> 00:19:13,153 Why? 324 00:19:13,585 --> 00:19:16,051 Uh, you're my scene partner, bro. 325 00:19:16,087 --> 00:19:18,787 We rocked it out today. You were so chill. 326 00:19:18,823 --> 00:19:20,323 You just let me do my thing. 327 00:19:20,358 --> 00:19:21,978 You're a very generous performer. 328 00:19:22,972 --> 00:19:25,214 - I am? - Totally. 329 00:19:26,676 --> 00:19:30,576 So, I will see you tomorrow, scene partner. 330 00:19:32,203 --> 00:19:33,235 Oh. 331 00:19:34,215 --> 00:19:35,281 Mm! 332 00:19:41,189 --> 00:19:43,225 What the fuck? 333 00:19:43,524 --> 00:19:44,958 Hey! 334 00:19:44,993 --> 00:19:47,955 Ryan Madison! Barry Block! 335 00:19:50,865 --> 00:19:52,407 What the fuck? 336 00:19:54,469 --> 00:19:55,872 They were hugging. 337 00:20:05,547 --> 00:20:07,245 - Hey, Fuches. - Hey, buddy. 338 00:20:07,281 --> 00:20:08,580 I'm outside. Open up. 339 00:20:09,683 --> 00:20:10,874 You're here? 340 00:20:13,312 --> 00:20:14,351 So... 341 00:20:14,687 --> 00:20:17,722 this NoHo Hank, guy wakes me up last night, 342 00:20:17,757 --> 00:20:20,848 says you and your mark were hugging? 343 00:20:22,696 --> 00:20:24,147 - They saw that? - Oh yeah. 344 00:20:24,315 --> 00:20:26,827 Look, look, look, something really, really cool happened. 345 00:20:27,017 --> 00:20:28,411 - Okay? - Okay. 346 00:20:28,411 --> 00:20:29,835 I followed Ryan yesterday, 347 00:20:29,835 --> 00:20:32,655 and he went to this theater to take an acting class, 348 00:20:33,177 --> 00:20:35,767 and I ended up doing a scene with him from True Romance. 349 00:20:36,105 --> 00:20:37,957 True Romance is a movie. 350 00:20:39,196 --> 00:20:42,143 Yeah, it's LA theater, so I guess all the scenes they do are from movies. 351 00:20:42,616 --> 00:20:44,663 The point is, I was really good. 352 00:20:44,835 --> 00:20:47,802 And afterwards, I hung out with all of them. 353 00:20:47,838 --> 00:20:50,472 - Them? - The acting class, and they're super nice. 354 00:20:50,507 --> 00:20:53,208 The whole class? Including the guy you were supposed to burn? 355 00:20:53,244 --> 00:20:55,777 Ryan Madison, yeah. No, he's a great dude. 356 00:20:55,812 --> 00:20:57,772 And I don't know. They just made me feel 357 00:20:57,772 --> 00:20:59,814 really good about myself, you know? 358 00:20:59,850 --> 00:21:03,767 And, uh, you know how you and I talk all the time about my purpose? 359 00:21:04,697 --> 00:21:06,577 You think acting could be your purpose? 360 00:21:08,024 --> 00:21:11,292 I don't know. I just... I don't... I just feel really motivated 361 00:21:11,327 --> 00:21:13,361 right now or something like... It made me feel really good. 362 00:21:13,397 --> 00:21:15,557 Okay, but what about what we do together, Barry? 363 00:21:15,965 --> 00:21:17,832 Well, you know, they told me a very small percentage 364 00:21:17,868 --> 00:21:19,834 of actors actually make a living acting, 365 00:21:19,870 --> 00:21:21,669 - you know, so most of them have day jobs, - Yeah. 366 00:21:21,705 --> 00:21:23,973 So I just figured, you know, I do night hits 367 00:21:23,973 --> 00:21:26,274 - or something, just... - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Sit. Sit. 368 00:21:26,310 --> 00:21:28,359 Okay. Now, Barry, 369 00:21:29,130 --> 00:21:31,559 acting is a very 370 00:21:32,263 --> 00:21:34,725 face-forward type of job. It... 371 00:21:38,138 --> 00:21:39,479 It's a direct conflict 372 00:21:39,779 --> 00:21:42,406 to being someone who anonymously kills people. 373 00:21:42,630 --> 00:21:46,577 You want to have a hobby or something, you could take up... painting. 374 00:21:46,613 --> 00:21:48,479 - Well... - Hitler painted. 375 00:21:48,514 --> 00:21:51,982 John Wayne Gacy painted. It's a good, solid hobby. 376 00:21:52,271 --> 00:21:53,779 Never got in the way of what they were doing. 377 00:21:53,779 --> 00:21:55,540 These are professional actors, 378 00:21:55,575 --> 00:21:58,466 and they're the real deal, and they say I got something. 379 00:21:58,466 --> 00:22:01,100 No, I... I get it, I get it, but I think you gotta think this thing through. 380 00:22:01,135 --> 00:22:03,536 I mean, you wanna... you wanna go out there and try to burn a guy, 381 00:22:03,571 --> 00:22:07,239 and have him say, "Hey! There's the guy from the chicken commercial!" 382 00:22:07,806 --> 00:22:09,609 I don't know if I'd do commercials. 383 00:22:09,644 --> 00:22:11,944 Barry, 384 00:22:11,979 --> 00:22:14,880 when you decided to do this for a living, 385 00:22:14,916 --> 00:22:18,216 you closed the door on being able to do anything else. 386 00:22:19,353 --> 00:22:21,753 You're a killer, Barry. You kill the bad guys. 387 00:22:21,789 --> 00:22:23,988 - Yeah, but this Ryan guy wasn't a bad guy. - No, no, no. 388 00:22:24,024 --> 00:22:25,957 - He lent me a book. He's... - Stop thinking. 389 00:22:25,992 --> 00:22:28,627 Kill Ryan. These Chechens are 390 00:22:28,662 --> 00:22:30,529 the scariest people I have ever worked with, 391 00:22:30,564 --> 00:22:33,064 and they're talking about taking you off this job. 392 00:22:34,835 --> 00:22:35,907 Off the job? 393 00:22:35,932 --> 00:22:37,760 I'm sorry, but I don't feel like... 394 00:22:38,416 --> 00:22:40,416 dying over some wannabe actor. 395 00:22:42,876 --> 00:22:44,131 Yeah. No, yeah. 396 00:22:44,511 --> 00:22:46,077 This is what you do. 397 00:22:46,532 --> 00:22:48,279 This is all you do. 398 00:22:49,382 --> 00:22:50,685 Do you understand? 399 00:22:52,796 --> 00:22:53,890 Yeah. 400 00:22:54,410 --> 00:22:55,877 Okay, good. 401 00:23:59,761 --> 00:24:02,328 - Hey, Mr. Cousineau. - You weren't in class today. 402 00:24:02,544 --> 00:24:04,622 - Yeah, I know, I know. - Ryan was very upset. 403 00:24:04,622 --> 00:24:06,789 Yeah, no, I, uh... I gotta leave town. 404 00:24:07,076 --> 00:24:08,724 I'm so sorry to hear that. 405 00:24:08,949 --> 00:24:11,427 Hey, Mr. Cousineau, I was wondering, um... 406 00:24:12,463 --> 00:24:14,584 do you think I was good enough to be in your class? 407 00:24:17,507 --> 00:24:19,207 No, Barry, I don't. 408 00:24:20,597 --> 00:24:22,697 What you did was dog shit. 409 00:24:22,873 --> 00:24:25,149 I mean, really, really awful. 410 00:24:25,486 --> 00:24:27,837 "Dumb acting" I call it. Do you know why? 411 00:24:29,447 --> 00:24:31,837 Because acting is truth, 412 00:24:32,049 --> 00:24:34,519 and I saw no truth. 413 00:24:34,718 --> 00:24:36,467 So, here's my advice to you: 414 00:24:36,820 --> 00:24:40,222 You go back to whatever nook of the world you call home, 415 00:24:40,257 --> 00:24:42,623 and you do whatever it is you're good at, 416 00:24:42,923 --> 00:24:45,819 because this... is not it. 417 00:24:47,097 --> 00:24:48,572 You wanna know what I'm good at? 418 00:24:50,000 --> 00:24:52,329 - I'm good at killing people. - Hmm. 419 00:24:55,072 --> 00:24:57,405 Yeah, when I got back from Afghanistan, I, uh... 420 00:24:58,406 --> 00:24:59,805 I was really depressed, you know? 421 00:24:59,830 --> 00:25:01,716 I didn't leave my house for months, and... 422 00:25:02,133 --> 00:25:05,434 this friend of my dad's, he's, uh... he's like an uncle to me. 423 00:25:05,470 --> 00:25:08,138 He, uh... he helped me out, and he gave me a purpose. 424 00:25:09,894 --> 00:25:11,096 He told me that... 425 00:25:11,808 --> 00:25:14,242 that what I was good at over there could be useful here. 426 00:25:15,134 --> 00:25:17,763 And, uh... it's a job. 427 00:25:18,864 --> 00:25:20,563 You know? The money's good, 428 00:25:20,597 --> 00:25:23,223 and these people I take out, like, they're... 429 00:25:23,932 --> 00:25:25,167 they're bad people. You know? 430 00:25:25,202 --> 00:25:27,090 Like they're pieces of shit. Um... 431 00:25:29,746 --> 00:25:31,273 But, lately, you know, I've... 432 00:25:31,577 --> 00:25:33,408 Like, I'm not sleeping, and, uh... 433 00:25:36,171 --> 00:25:38,314 that depressed feeling is back, you know? 434 00:25:41,111 --> 00:25:44,564 Like... like, I know there's more to me... 435 00:25:45,119 --> 00:25:46,212 than that. 436 00:25:48,525 --> 00:25:50,183 But maybe... I don't know... 437 00:25:51,795 --> 00:25:52,997 maybe there's not. 438 00:25:55,114 --> 00:25:57,218 Maybe this is all I'm good at. I don't know. 439 00:26:03,674 --> 00:26:05,273 Anyway, forget it. 440 00:26:06,176 --> 00:26:07,287 Sorry to bother you. 441 00:26:08,477 --> 00:26:09,583 What's that from? 442 00:26:11,766 --> 00:26:12,778 What? 443 00:26:13,020 --> 00:26:15,275 Are you telling me that was an improvisation? 444 00:26:16,085 --> 00:26:17,953 Huh. Interesting. 445 00:26:18,868 --> 00:26:22,257 Well, the story's nonsense, but there's something to work with. 446 00:26:24,070 --> 00:26:25,336 My class is not cheap. 447 00:26:26,613 --> 00:26:28,379 That's not a problem. You pay in cash. 448 00:26:28,415 --> 00:26:29,881 - Yeah. - You pay in advance. 449 00:26:29,917 --> 00:26:33,184 - I can do that. - Next class, tomorrow, 2:00 p.m. 450 00:26:33,918 --> 00:26:35,852 - We start on time. - Absolutely. 451 00:26:36,238 --> 00:26:37,603 What's your last name again? 452 00:26:38,692 --> 00:26:41,044 Block. Barry Block. 453 00:26:41,333 --> 00:26:43,495 - You pay in advance. - Yeah. No, I know. 454 00:26:43,530 --> 00:26:45,119 Gene. M. Cousineau. 455 00:26:45,930 --> 00:26:47,499 I look forward to this journey. 456 00:26:47,534 --> 00:26:48,967 - Great. - Watch your toes. 457 00:26:49,002 --> 00:26:50,836 Whoa. Oh. 458 00:27:04,217 --> 00:27:06,550 _ 459 00:27:55,034 --> 00:27:56,369 What's going on, guys? 460 00:27:57,269 --> 00:27:59,763 Now, now, now, now, now! 461 00:27:59,911 --> 00:28:00,863 Hey! 462 00:28:00,888 --> 00:28:02,238 Take the shot! Shoot him! Now! 463 00:28:02,273 --> 00:28:03,372 Don't pull that gun on me, man. 464 00:28:03,408 --> 00:28:04,540 Now! 465 00:28:04,575 --> 00:28:07,143 - Don't pull that gun on me. - Take the shot! 466 00:28:07,178 --> 00:28:09,111 Now, now, now, now, now, now, now! 467 00:28:20,191 --> 00:28:21,223 Fuck! 468 00:29:00,075 --> 00:29:01,162 Oh, hey. 469 00:29:01,605 --> 00:29:03,931 Huh. I wonder what's going on over there. 470 00:29:04,801 --> 00:29:06,901 - Do you have whiskey? - No. 471 00:29:06,947 --> 00:29:09,978 - We have herbal tea. - I'll have an herbal tea. 472 00:29:10,820 --> 00:29:12,617 What you got there? 473 00:29:13,226 --> 00:29:15,182 Oh, I've got an audition tomorrow. 474 00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:16,806 I'm an actor. 475 00:29:20,083 --> 00:29:21,181 So am I. 35362

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