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Barry... 2 00:01:50,090 --> 00:01:51,710 Barry, wake up buddy. 3 00:01:55,860 --> 00:01:58,050 - Fuches? - Hey. 4 00:01:58,960 --> 00:02:00,890 How long were you watching me sleep? 5 00:02:01,460 --> 00:02:04,410 Money from the Rochester job just cleared. 6 00:02:04,700 --> 00:02:07,090 One less bad guy in the world, nice work. 7 00:02:07,100 --> 00:02:08,410 As usual Barry. 8 00:02:08,420 --> 00:02:11,610 Oh, well he was in bed so it wasn't work exactly. 9 00:02:11,980 --> 00:02:13,850 Then why did it take two days? 10 00:02:14,980 --> 00:02:17,299 - Ah, I was doing a recon... - Ah. 11 00:02:17,300 --> 00:02:18,910 to make it clean. 12 00:02:18,920 --> 00:02:20,159 Or... 13 00:02:20,160 --> 00:02:23,230 were you laying around the hotel room like at Sioux Falls last month 14 00:02:23,240 --> 00:02:24,659 or Saint Paul before that... 15 00:02:24,660 --> 00:02:26,550 All these extra expenses, they add up, 16 00:02:26,560 --> 00:02:28,060 - Barry. All right. - Okay. 17 00:02:28,870 --> 00:02:30,910 Oh God, I'm worried about you buddy. 18 00:02:30,920 --> 00:02:33,980 This shit heap looks like the old Barry, 19 00:02:34,100 --> 00:02:35,320 before he had a purpose. 20 00:02:35,330 --> 00:02:37,510 Oh no, I just... I think I'm just burning out. 21 00:02:37,520 --> 00:02:39,410 - Mmm. - Thinking how maybe I need a break. 22 00:02:40,430 --> 00:02:42,220 - Hey, you know what I think? - What? 23 00:02:42,230 --> 00:02:45,340 I-I think what we should do is shake things up a little bit. 24 00:02:45,820 --> 00:02:48,079 You know, so instead of burning another 25 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:49,880 small town hood in some 26 00:02:49,890 --> 00:02:51,950 snowed in rust belt shithole, 27 00:02:51,960 --> 00:02:54,720 what do you say to a little trip up to sunny... 28 00:02:54,730 --> 00:02:56,230 Los Angeles. 29 00:02:56,870 --> 00:02:58,670 You came here to give me an assignment? 30 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:01,180 It's the Chechen mob! Come here. 31 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:07,109 A guy, by the name of Goran Pazar, needs an outsider to handle. 32 00:03:07,110 --> 00:03:10,230 Something embarrassing. It's great money. 33 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:14,159 Get us a lot closer to where we need be to hang it all up some day. 34 00:03:14,160 --> 00:03:15,510 Wh... when you think I'll be? 35 00:03:15,520 --> 00:03:17,809 The plane for L.A. leaves in four hours. 36 00:03:17,810 --> 00:03:21,790 I will have a car waiting for you at the Ontario airport 37 00:03:21,800 --> 00:03:23,109 But Ontario... 38 00:03:23,110 --> 00:03:24,699 wait, isn't that like a two hour drive? 39 00:03:24,700 --> 00:03:27,059 You catch it, you know, flying into LAX. 40 00:03:27,060 --> 00:03:29,040 We gotta cover our tracks, right? 41 00:03:29,050 --> 00:03:32,690 - Why because it's cheaper, or...? - Because it is smarter Barry. 42 00:03:33,400 --> 00:03:36,100 Well, how much cheaper was it? Bim... 43 00:03:38,670 --> 00:03:44,680 Sync, corrections & transcription for addic7ed.com by PetaG, PopcornAWH & chamallow 44 00:03:46,350 --> 00:03:47,829 Hey Barry, Fuches. 45 00:03:47,830 --> 00:03:50,779 Probably still on the plane, but, ah, welcome to California buddy. 46 00:03:50,780 --> 00:03:53,340 Hey, my guy said he left the car in space 408. 47 00:03:53,350 --> 00:03:56,159 I told him you are my best guy, so he should hook you up. 48 00:03:56,160 --> 00:04:00,180 He said the car is dope. So, enjoy that buddy. 49 00:04:00,190 --> 00:04:03,100 When you meet Goran, don't be afraid to sell yourself. 50 00:04:03,110 --> 00:04:06,920 Remember that liquor distributor in Canton, you stabbed in the nut? 51 00:04:07,140 --> 00:04:08,769 I think Goran's the kind of man, 52 00:04:08,770 --> 00:04:11,139 who would find something like that intriguing. 53 00:04:11,140 --> 00:04:14,279 So work it into the conversation, to make him aware that, you know, 54 00:04:14,280 --> 00:04:15,529 you'll go there. 55 00:04:15,530 --> 00:04:18,500 Oh fucking dick... Fucking dick! 56 00:04:19,830 --> 00:04:24,170 Hey man, you must be Barry. I'm NoHo Hank. 57 00:04:24,350 --> 00:04:26,660 I trust the flight was good, no? 58 00:04:27,620 --> 00:04:30,869 Are you hungry? I mean you want a Submarine sandwich? 59 00:04:30,870 --> 00:04:33,160 If you're thirsty, we've got juice boxes, 60 00:04:33,170 --> 00:04:36,280 Hawaiian punch, or maybe beer or something...? 61 00:04:36,370 --> 00:04:38,870 So we're gonna do this outside if that's okay. 62 00:04:38,880 --> 00:04:40,940 His daughter has some friends over, huh? 63 00:04:40,950 --> 00:04:42,340 They're watching their Jessie. 64 00:04:42,350 --> 00:04:44,960 Why, did the bowling alley run out of shoe freshener? 65 00:04:45,460 --> 00:04:48,150 We haven't been in L.A. long, 66 00:04:48,160 --> 00:04:50,290 but we've made a lot of progress. 67 00:04:50,300 --> 00:04:54,610 The Harbors, identity theft, map, 99 Cent stores. 68 00:04:54,620 --> 00:04:56,200 Business has been going great. 69 00:04:56,410 --> 00:04:57,740 Recently... 70 00:04:58,120 --> 00:04:59,679 personal matters cropped up 71 00:04:59,680 --> 00:05:02,140 which needs to be kept separate from the business, 72 00:05:02,690 --> 00:05:04,230 so we called you. 73 00:05:05,170 --> 00:05:07,309 - This is Ryan Madison. - _ 74 00:05:07,310 --> 00:05:09,449 - He's a physical trainer in Silverlake. - _ 75 00:05:09,450 --> 00:05:11,460 He works with Goran's wife Oksana. 76 00:05:11,470 --> 00:05:13,590 They've been training together for... 77 00:05:13,870 --> 00:05:15,070 What do you think? 78 00:05:15,190 --> 00:05:16,690 What you thinking, 79 00:05:16,870 --> 00:05:19,980 two-three months? Hmm? Yeah? 80 00:05:21,490 --> 00:05:24,870 Over the past few weeks the sessions became more frequent. 81 00:05:25,440 --> 00:05:27,650 Goran asked me to follow her, 82 00:05:27,660 --> 00:05:29,569 and I became aware that they were taking up 83 00:05:29,570 --> 00:05:31,840 at a Holiday Inn in Studio City. 84 00:05:32,620 --> 00:05:34,700 I snuck a lipstick camera... 85 00:05:35,470 --> 00:05:38,170 similar to this one, in the room, 86 00:05:38,560 --> 00:05:41,500 and got... this. 87 00:05:46,790 --> 00:05:50,200 Maybe don't want to see this. Turn it off. 88 00:05:50,750 --> 00:05:52,340 - Turn it off! - Come on... 89 00:05:52,830 --> 00:05:55,440 - I wanted to give him the whole... - He gets it. 90 00:05:55,450 --> 00:05:58,060 You already said they are taking up in hotel. 91 00:05:58,070 --> 00:06:00,630 - Why show footage? You are just impressed - It's important for him to know. 92 00:06:00,640 --> 00:06:02,600 - with yourself for planting camera. - I'm not 93 00:06:02,610 --> 00:06:04,679 - impressed... Okay. - Trash that footage! 94 00:06:04,680 --> 00:06:06,650 - So you guys want him gone? - Yes. 95 00:06:06,660 --> 00:06:08,080 - Good, okay. - We pay you... 96 00:06:08,090 --> 00:06:10,280 No, you don't pay me anything. Fuches takes care of the money. 97 00:06:10,290 --> 00:06:12,170 I just need his name, an address, 98 00:06:12,180 --> 00:06:13,890 and it'll be done in a couple of days. 99 00:06:13,970 --> 00:06:15,590 - That sounds good. - All right. 100 00:06:15,600 --> 00:06:17,900 Now, there's a lot of ways I can, uh... 101 00:06:17,980 --> 00:06:20,320 do this for you. Um... 102 00:06:21,260 --> 00:06:22,680 One of them... 103 00:06:23,520 --> 00:06:25,530 is I could stab him in the nut. 104 00:06:26,030 --> 00:06:28,130 That's something I-I did once, 105 00:06:28,630 --> 00:06:29,850 and I'm... 106 00:06:30,170 --> 00:06:32,010 very comfortable doing it again. 107 00:06:32,390 --> 00:06:34,200 - What? - Or not. 108 00:06:34,210 --> 00:06:35,379 - Why? - Forget about it. 109 00:06:35,380 --> 00:06:36,420 Who would want this? 110 00:06:36,430 --> 00:06:37,859 - Can't you just shoot him? - Yeah, no I... 111 00:06:37,860 --> 00:06:39,889 - Because being shot is very painful. - Yes. 112 00:06:39,890 --> 00:06:43,149 Have you ever been shot? Ha! I have, it's like crazy painful. 113 00:06:43,150 --> 00:06:45,600 Anything is better than stabbing guy in nuts. 114 00:06:45,610 --> 00:06:47,320 Uh, I'll shoot him... I'll shoot him. I'll shoot him. 115 00:06:47,330 --> 00:06:48,530 Okay. 116 00:06:48,590 --> 00:06:49,790 Goran... 117 00:06:50,130 --> 00:06:51,930 I think he's going to shoot him. 118 00:07:06,670 --> 00:07:09,380 No silencer. Thanks, Fuches. 119 00:07:21,140 --> 00:07:23,570 _ 120 00:08:40,100 --> 00:08:41,400 Fuck you too! 121 00:08:41,680 --> 00:08:45,109 Fuck you too! Don't you fucking call me "lady"! 122 00:08:45,110 --> 00:08:48,979 Don't you fucking call me "lady", you fucking asshole! 123 00:08:48,980 --> 00:08:51,850 You motherfucker! Fuck you too! 124 00:08:51,860 --> 00:08:54,080 Don't you fucking call me "lady"! 125 00:08:54,090 --> 00:08:55,500 Fuck you to..! 126 00:08:55,700 --> 00:08:56,910 Who are you? 127 00:08:56,920 --> 00:08:58,320 What are you doing out here? 128 00:08:58,490 --> 00:09:01,920 Shit! I lost my place. Dammit! 129 00:09:01,930 --> 00:09:03,930 Sally, he's ready for you. 130 00:09:04,820 --> 00:09:06,330 Shit! 131 00:09:06,620 --> 00:09:09,300 Fuck! Thanks a lot. 132 00:09:14,680 --> 00:09:17,710 Strong... strong stuff you got here. Boy. 133 00:09:17,980 --> 00:09:19,180 Oh. 134 00:09:19,410 --> 00:09:21,900 What you go wrong with you, you need all this stuff? 135 00:09:22,290 --> 00:09:25,090 - You motherfucker. - What? 136 00:09:25,390 --> 00:09:27,200 You fucking asshole! 137 00:09:27,400 --> 00:09:30,900 Who the fuck are you?! Who the fuck do you think you are? 138 00:09:30,910 --> 00:09:33,330 Please, lady, why don't you just try to calm down. 139 00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:34,630 Bullshit! 140 00:09:35,410 --> 00:09:36,610 Bullshit! 141 00:09:36,620 --> 00:09:39,429 - It's false, Sally. - I, look, I-I know, 142 00:09:39,430 --> 00:09:41,739 I-I-I got thrown out right before I was about to go on. 143 00:09:41,740 --> 00:09:44,880 - I-I was outside going... - Excuse me. I don't give a shit. 144 00:09:45,170 --> 00:09:47,080 Even your excuses are false. 145 00:09:47,090 --> 00:09:50,070 You're up there, you're stinking up my stage, babe. 146 00:09:50,750 --> 00:09:53,170 What the fuck do you want?! 147 00:09:55,240 --> 00:09:56,440 Um... 148 00:09:56,750 --> 00:09:58,470 - the prescription. - Not Linda, 149 00:09:58,570 --> 00:09:59,770 you. 150 00:10:00,060 --> 00:10:05,250 Little Sally Reed from Joplin, Missouri. What do you want?! 151 00:10:06,590 --> 00:10:08,390 - To be an actress. - Again! 152 00:10:08,400 --> 00:10:10,170 I don't believe you. 153 00:10:12,140 --> 00:10:14,490 It's all I ever wanted in the whole world. 154 00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:15,700 Oh really? 155 00:10:15,710 --> 00:10:18,060 Except you don't think you're going to make it, do you? 156 00:10:18,130 --> 00:10:19,870 I mean that's what you told me. 157 00:10:20,100 --> 00:10:21,300 Oh yeah. 158 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:22,600 Last week. 159 00:10:22,700 --> 00:10:25,099 She takes me out for a cup of coffee after class, 160 00:10:25,100 --> 00:10:28,219 starts to cry, snot running down her nose, 161 00:10:28,220 --> 00:10:30,649 all of a sudden she said 'I'm not gonna make it' 162 00:10:30,650 --> 00:10:34,010 I'm telling you I was embarrassed, it was pathetic. 163 00:10:34,020 --> 00:10:36,310 Here is a person who's spending her money, 164 00:10:36,320 --> 00:10:38,800 she doesn't have any talent whatsoever. 165 00:10:38,810 --> 00:10:41,670 This chick shouldn't even be in this class. 166 00:10:41,680 --> 00:10:44,970 - I cannot believe... - That is not fair Gene! 167 00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:47,080 Don't think. 168 00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:48,830 Just finish the scene. 169 00:10:53,960 --> 00:10:55,700 Don't you call me "lady". 170 00:10:55,990 --> 00:10:59,570 I come in here, I give these things to you, you... you check. 171 00:10:59,580 --> 00:11:00,870 I'm sick! 172 00:11:00,880 --> 00:11:04,749 I have sickness all around me, and you fucking ask me my life?! 173 00:11:04,750 --> 00:11:07,369 Have you seen death in your bed? In your house? 174 00:11:07,370 --> 00:11:09,580 And then I'm asked fucking questions. 175 00:11:09,590 --> 00:11:11,260 What's wrong?! 176 00:11:11,270 --> 00:11:13,160 Suck my dick! 177 00:11:13,170 --> 00:11:14,630 That's what's wrong. 178 00:11:15,310 --> 00:11:16,700 Shame on you. 179 00:11:17,690 --> 00:11:19,180 Shame on you. 180 00:11:25,210 --> 00:11:26,760 Suck my dick. 181 00:11:33,320 --> 00:11:34,520 End scene. 182 00:11:42,300 --> 00:11:44,390 - You know that I had to do that, right? - Mmm. 183 00:11:44,400 --> 00:11:46,310 - You know I love you. Ooh. - Mmm. 184 00:11:46,820 --> 00:11:49,119 All right. That... 185 00:11:49,120 --> 00:11:50,530 was something. 186 00:11:50,680 --> 00:11:53,939 Now, as beautiful Sally just demonstrated, 187 00:11:53,940 --> 00:11:55,569 that's what this class is about. 188 00:11:55,570 --> 00:12:01,089 Life! I want you to create a life right here on this stage. 189 00:12:01,090 --> 00:12:05,339 I mean, we're not here studying some fucking TV commercial acting 190 00:12:05,340 --> 00:12:07,949 That's not why you came to L.A., is it? 191 00:12:07,950 --> 00:12:11,050 You didn't move all the way across the country for that. 192 00:12:11,060 --> 00:12:13,040 This is the theater... 193 00:12:14,220 --> 00:12:15,420 Now... 194 00:12:15,430 --> 00:12:18,310 let's give her another round, she deserves the praise. 195 00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:20,480 Yeah! 196 00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:22,120 Hey, man, are you new to this class? 197 00:12:22,130 --> 00:12:24,560 I haven't seen you before. I'm Ryan, Ryan Madison. 198 00:12:24,570 --> 00:12:26,180 Listen, I was supposed to put up this thing with Matt Kennedy 199 00:12:26,190 --> 00:12:27,480 but he got a catering gig... 200 00:12:27,760 --> 00:12:29,180 so, could you help me out? 201 00:12:29,190 --> 00:12:31,390 - Ryan, you're up! - Uh... 202 00:12:31,780 --> 00:12:32,980 Where's Kennedy? 203 00:12:33,290 --> 00:12:34,490 He's not here, 204 00:12:35,090 --> 00:12:36,960 but I'm going to do the scene with him. 205 00:12:40,170 --> 00:12:41,690 Grab a seat there, boy. 206 00:12:41,750 --> 00:12:43,140 Grab yourself an egg roll. 207 00:12:43,780 --> 00:12:46,389 We got everything here from a diddle-eye Joe to a 208 00:12:46,390 --> 00:12:47,690 damned-if-I-know. 209 00:12:49,500 --> 00:12:52,320 Mean you ate before you came on down here, ol' fool, is that it? 210 00:12:52,330 --> 00:12:54,130 Nah, I don't think so. 211 00:12:54,810 --> 00:12:56,940 I think you're too scared to be eating. 212 00:12:57,200 --> 00:12:58,929 See, you ain't even sat down yet. 213 00:12:58,930 --> 00:13:00,760 On that TV over there, since you been in the room, 214 00:13:00,770 --> 00:13:02,739 is a woman with her titties hanging out. 215 00:13:02,740 --> 00:13:04,320 Now, I know I'm pretty... 216 00:13:04,740 --> 00:13:08,490 but I ain't as pretty as a couple of titties. 217 00:13:13,740 --> 00:13:15,859 What's in that envelope is for my peace of mind. 218 00:13:15,860 --> 00:13:17,379 My peace of mind is worth that much. 219 00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:19,280 Not one penny more. Not one penny more. 220 00:13:26,460 --> 00:13:27,850 It's empty. 221 00:13:34,820 --> 00:13:36,250 End scene. 222 00:13:37,590 --> 00:13:39,329 Whoa, wow! 223 00:13:39,330 --> 00:13:40,660 - Yeah! Woo! - Come on! 224 00:13:40,670 --> 00:13:42,100 Woo-hoo! 225 00:13:43,060 --> 00:13:44,590 Woo-hoo! 226 00:13:46,420 --> 00:13:47,620 Woo! 227 00:13:56,640 --> 00:13:58,020 Who are you? 228 00:13:58,720 --> 00:14:00,800 - Barry. - Barry what? 229 00:14:02,460 --> 00:14:04,470 - Berkman. - Well, Barry Berkman, 230 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:06,950 you just used up your one free audit class. 231 00:14:07,040 --> 00:14:09,880 You want to be here on Thursday, you better prepare a monologue. 232 00:14:09,940 --> 00:14:11,200 You understand? 233 00:14:15,430 --> 00:14:16,830 Wow. 234 00:14:17,630 --> 00:14:19,250 Okay who's next? 235 00:14:29,270 --> 00:14:31,470 Hey... hey, Barry. 236 00:14:31,480 --> 00:14:34,570 Hey, I just... I wanted to say sorry for snapping at you back there. 237 00:14:34,580 --> 00:14:37,750 - I-I-I didn't realise you were an actor - Oh, I'm not an actor. 238 00:14:37,760 --> 00:14:39,140 What are you gonna do for your monologue? 239 00:14:39,150 --> 00:14:40,720 I did the scene from The Blind Side. 240 00:14:40,730 --> 00:14:43,039 You know the one where Sandy Bullock interrupts football practice. 241 00:14:43,040 --> 00:14:45,619 "This team is your family, you protect his blind side". 242 00:14:45,620 --> 00:14:47,380 Do you remember that? It won her an Oscar. 243 00:14:48,970 --> 00:14:51,750 - I'm not doing a monologue. - What would be a good mono for you? 244 00:14:52,430 --> 00:14:53,639 Let's go brainstorm. 245 00:14:53,640 --> 00:14:55,550 A bunch of us are going to Residuals. 246 00:14:57,130 --> 00:14:58,460 What's Residuals? 247 00:15:02,260 --> 00:15:04,429 What if you did Robert Duvall from Tender Mercies? 248 00:15:04,430 --> 00:15:06,370 Oh, yes, yes. The one where he's talking with his daughter. 249 00:15:06,380 --> 00:15:08,780 - You should totally do that. - Or... or Brad Pitt from Fight Club. 250 00:15:08,850 --> 00:15:10,860 - Oh, I love it, yes. - You know, to me, 251 00:15:10,870 --> 00:15:12,470 the most important thing is honesty. 252 00:15:12,480 --> 00:15:14,150 Like, whatever you can bring your truth to. 253 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:17,220 Wait, what is that Kevin Spacey movie... 254 00:15:17,230 --> 00:15:19,039 you know the one where he's the bad guy and he's got the limp? 255 00:15:19,040 --> 00:15:20,330 Oh! Oh, my God, The Usual Suspects. 256 00:15:20,340 --> 00:15:22,540 - Indian guy...? In... India...? - Oh, Indiana Jones? 257 00:15:22,550 --> 00:15:24,229 - It's The Usual Suspects. - Ah, American Beauty... 258 00:15:24,230 --> 00:15:25,520 - K-PAX. - K-PAX. 259 00:15:25,530 --> 00:15:27,429 - Usual Suspects - Did you just move here, Barry? 260 00:15:27,430 --> 00:15:29,130 Uh, yeah, from Cleveland. 261 00:15:29,140 --> 00:15:30,339 - Huh, cool. - Oh, wow. 262 00:15:30,340 --> 00:15:31,540 Well, welcome to Los Angeles. 263 00:15:31,550 --> 00:15:33,039 Oh, are y... are you from L.A.? 264 00:15:33,040 --> 00:15:36,650 - Nobody's actually from L.A., Barry. - Oh, I am though, 265 00:15:36,660 --> 00:15:38,559 - remember, 'cause... - Nick is from Florida. 266 00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:40,549 - Go Gators! - Jermaine's from, uh... 267 00:15:40,550 --> 00:15:42,050 - Denver. - Denver... 268 00:15:42,060 --> 00:15:45,080 - and Antonio here, he's from, um... - Puerto Rico. 269 00:15:45,090 --> 00:15:47,719 Puerto Rico, yeah, he just booked CSI. 270 00:15:47,720 --> 00:15:50,750 It's true. I'm playing a dead body on that show. 271 00:15:51,200 --> 00:15:53,229 Next time I'm gonna play somebody who's alive. 272 00:15:53,230 --> 00:15:54,430 - Yes. - Yeah. 273 00:15:54,440 --> 00:15:56,420 - Yeah you will. - It's about talent... 274 00:15:56,430 --> 00:15:58,579 - Right. - for sure, but mostly... 275 00:15:58,580 --> 00:15:59,880 it's about passion. 276 00:15:59,890 --> 00:16:02,199 I mean, do you think Meryl Streep and Kaley Cuoco became stars 277 00:16:02,200 --> 00:16:04,090 - just because they're the best? No. - Yes. No. 278 00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:06,200 - It's because they wanted it the most. - Wanted it the most. 279 00:16:07,380 --> 00:16:10,360 Look, there's always a million reasons not to do something, Barry, 280 00:16:10,770 --> 00:16:12,070 but if you want it... 281 00:16:12,570 --> 00:16:13,770 go for it. 282 00:16:13,970 --> 00:16:17,000 Mmm! My girlfriend dates a manager at The Standard, 283 00:16:17,010 --> 00:16:18,880 so if you have bar tending experience or lie and say you do, 284 00:16:18,890 --> 00:16:20,169 I can get you a job there. 285 00:16:20,170 --> 00:16:21,460 Oh, I have a job. 286 00:16:22,160 --> 00:16:24,239 Sales. Auto parts. 287 00:16:24,240 --> 00:16:25,500 - Huh. - Ah. 288 00:16:25,510 --> 00:16:26,950 - That's cool. - Different. 289 00:16:27,220 --> 00:16:28,729 - Mmm! - I don't have the time. 290 00:16:28,730 --> 00:16:31,940 Oh my God, look at Lydia. She's out there all by herself. 291 00:16:34,030 --> 00:16:35,819 - Oh. - Come on, let's go dance. 292 00:16:35,820 --> 00:16:37,929 - Okay. - Oh, I... I don't dance. 293 00:16:37,930 --> 00:16:39,750 Bullshit. Yeah you do. 294 00:16:39,760 --> 00:16:41,160 I can tell you want to dance. 295 00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,020 Okay. 296 00:16:43,120 --> 00:16:45,520 No pressure. You'll know where to find me. 297 00:17:14,960 --> 00:17:16,950 Barry Berkman. 298 00:17:18,070 --> 00:17:19,840 Barry Berkman. 299 00:17:21,740 --> 00:17:23,260 You gotta change that name. 300 00:17:23,840 --> 00:17:25,260 I changed my name. 301 00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:27,880 My real name's Richard Krempf. 302 00:17:28,960 --> 00:17:31,500 Ryan Madison sounds way cooler. 303 00:17:32,050 --> 00:17:34,580 Barry Berkman. It's too plain. 304 00:17:34,590 --> 00:17:36,250 You sound like an accountant or something. 305 00:17:36,610 --> 00:17:39,240 You want something people can remember. 306 00:17:42,690 --> 00:17:44,680 I got the perfect stage name for you. 307 00:17:44,770 --> 00:17:45,970 What? 308 00:17:45,980 --> 00:17:47,180 Mmm... 309 00:17:49,270 --> 00:17:50,700 Barry... 310 00:17:51,850 --> 00:17:53,090 Block. 311 00:17:53,760 --> 00:17:55,470 - Barry Block? - Yeah. 312 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:57,849 - I don't get it. - Yeah, 'cause when I look at you, 313 00:17:57,850 --> 00:17:59,140 I think of a block. 314 00:18:00,340 --> 00:18:04,160 - Hey, Barry. Hey, hey. - Yeah? 315 00:18:04,440 --> 00:18:07,149 Can you drive him home? He has like seven DUIs. 316 00:18:07,150 --> 00:18:09,550 - Just... Good night. - Sure. 317 00:18:10,220 --> 00:18:12,030 Looking forward to your monologue. 318 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:20,819 What? 319 00:18:20,820 --> 00:18:23,389 Come on, you gotta take this class, bro. 320 00:18:23,390 --> 00:18:28,110 - I-I-I... I don't think I can. - It's not that hard, here... 321 00:18:28,870 --> 00:18:30,640 Look, it's all in the book. 322 00:18:31,560 --> 00:18:33,170 This is your new bible. 323 00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:36,179 Gene's teachings changed my life. So you... you go home, 324 00:18:36,180 --> 00:18:38,050 you Google great monologues, 325 00:18:38,060 --> 00:18:41,140 you choose one and I'll help you prepare before tomorrow. 326 00:18:41,930 --> 00:18:43,860 You're going to help me with my audition? 327 00:18:44,570 --> 00:18:45,770 Why? 328 00:18:45,780 --> 00:18:48,190 Ah, you're my scene partner, bro. 329 00:18:48,200 --> 00:18:50,119 We've rocked it out today. 330 00:18:50,120 --> 00:18:51,589 You were so chill, you just... 331 00:18:51,590 --> 00:18:54,370 let me do my thing. You're a very generous performer. 332 00:18:55,050 --> 00:18:56,350 I am? 333 00:18:56,640 --> 00:18:57,840 Totally. 334 00:18:58,770 --> 00:19:02,970 So, I will see you tomorrow, scene partner. 335 00:19:04,300 --> 00:19:05,500 Woo! 336 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:08,010 Mmm. 337 00:19:13,490 --> 00:19:16,130 What the fuck?! 338 00:19:17,510 --> 00:19:18,890 Ryan Madison... 339 00:19:19,220 --> 00:19:20,580 Barry Block! 340 00:19:23,130 --> 00:19:24,900 What the fuck? 341 00:19:26,540 --> 00:19:28,250 They were hugging. 342 00:19:37,470 --> 00:19:39,530 - Hey, Fuches. - Hey, buddy. 343 00:19:39,540 --> 00:19:41,000 I'm outside, open up. 344 00:19:41,850 --> 00:19:43,160 You're here? 345 00:19:45,420 --> 00:19:48,460 So, this is NoHo Hank, 346 00:19:48,470 --> 00:19:53,250 the guy wakes me up last night, says you and your mark were hugging. 347 00:19:54,770 --> 00:19:56,490 - They saw that? - Oh, yeah. 348 00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:59,870 Look, look, look, something really, really cool happened, okay. 349 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:01,939 - Okay. - I followed Ryan yesterday 350 00:20:01,940 --> 00:20:05,160 and, uh, he went to this theater to take an acting class... 351 00:20:05,170 --> 00:20:07,960 and I ended up doing a scene with him from True Romance. 352 00:20:08,260 --> 00:20:10,380 True Romance is a movie. 353 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:12,919 Yeah, it's L.A. theater so I guess 354 00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:14,580 all the scenes they do are from from movies. 355 00:20:14,740 --> 00:20:16,980 Point is, I was really good. 356 00:20:16,990 --> 00:20:19,870 And, uh, afterwards I-I hung out with all them. 357 00:20:19,880 --> 00:20:21,550 - Them? - The acting class 358 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:23,670 - and they're super nice. - The whole class, 359 00:20:23,680 --> 00:20:25,309 including the guy you're supposed to burn? 360 00:20:25,310 --> 00:20:28,060 Ryan Madison, yeah. No, he's a great dude. 361 00:20:28,070 --> 00:20:29,950 And, uh, I don't know, they just made me feel... 362 00:20:29,960 --> 00:20:33,090 really good about myself, you know and, uh... 363 00:20:33,450 --> 00:20:36,320 You know how you and I talk all the time about my purpose, 364 00:20:36,610 --> 00:20:38,930 You think acting could be your purpose? 365 00:20:39,990 --> 00:20:42,020 I don't know... I just... I don't... 366 00:20:42,030 --> 00:20:44,389 I just feel really motivated right now or something. 367 00:20:44,390 --> 00:20:46,349 - It made me feel really good. - Okay, but what about 368 00:20:46,350 --> 00:20:48,049 what we do together, Barry? 369 00:20:48,050 --> 00:20:50,719 Well, you know they told me a very small percentage of actors 370 00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:52,540 actually make a living acting, you know, 371 00:20:52,550 --> 00:20:55,960 so most of them have day jobs, so I just figured I'd do night hits. 372 00:20:55,970 --> 00:20:58,489 - or something... - Whoa, whoa, whoa, just... sit. 373 00:20:58,490 --> 00:21:00,910 Okay. Now, Barry... 374 00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:07,130 acting is a... is a very face-forward type of job. It's... 375 00:21:10,290 --> 00:21:14,829 it's a direct conflict to being someone who anonymously kills people. 376 00:21:14,830 --> 00:21:17,540 You want to have a hobby or something, you could take up... 377 00:21:17,850 --> 00:21:20,310 painting. You know, Hitler painted. 378 00:21:20,720 --> 00:21:24,440 John Wayne Gacy painted. It's a good solid hobby. 379 00:21:24,450 --> 00:21:26,009 Never got in the way of what they were doing. 380 00:21:26,010 --> 00:21:27,640 These are professional actors... 381 00:21:27,650 --> 00:21:30,619 and... they're the real deal and they say I got something. 382 00:21:30,620 --> 00:21:31,869 No, I get... I get it, I get it, 383 00:21:31,870 --> 00:21:33,380 but I think you gotta think this thing through. 384 00:21:33,390 --> 00:21:35,760 I mean, you wanna... you wanna go out there and try to burn a guy 385 00:21:35,770 --> 00:21:39,580 and have him say, "Hey, there's the guy from the chicken commercial". 386 00:21:39,950 --> 00:21:41,640 I don't know if I'd do commercials. 387 00:21:43,050 --> 00:21:47,320 Barry... when you decided to do this for a living 388 00:21:47,330 --> 00:21:50,500 you closed the door on being able to do anything else. 389 00:21:51,290 --> 00:21:54,000 You're a killer, Barry. You kill the bad guys. 390 00:21:54,010 --> 00:21:55,610 Yeah, but this Ryan guy wasn't a bad guy. 391 00:21:55,620 --> 00:21:59,560 - He lent me a book. He's... - No, no, no. Stop thinking. Kill Ryan. 392 00:21:59,660 --> 00:22:02,779 These Chechens are the scariest people I have ever worked with 393 00:22:02,780 --> 00:22:05,320 and they're talking about taking you off this job. 394 00:22:06,960 --> 00:22:08,240 Off the job? 395 00:22:08,250 --> 00:22:12,870 I'm sorry, but I don't feel like dying over some wannabe actor. 396 00:22:14,780 --> 00:22:16,570 Yeah. No. Yeah. 397 00:22:16,580 --> 00:22:18,430 This is what you do. 398 00:22:18,530 --> 00:22:20,340 This is all you do. 399 00:22:21,260 --> 00:22:22,820 You understand? 400 00:22:24,750 --> 00:22:25,950 Yeah. 401 00:22:26,370 --> 00:22:27,570 Okay, good. 402 00:23:31,860 --> 00:23:34,569 - Hey, Mr. Cousineau. - You weren't in class today. 403 00:23:34,570 --> 00:23:36,859 - Yeah, no, I know. - Ryan was very upset. 404 00:23:36,860 --> 00:23:39,069 Yeah, no, I, ah... I gotta leave town. 405 00:23:39,070 --> 00:23:40,890 I'm so sorry to hear that. 406 00:23:41,110 --> 00:23:43,850 Hey, Mr. Cousineau, uh, I was wondering, um... 407 00:23:44,610 --> 00:23:46,910 do you think I was good enough to be in your class. 408 00:23:49,730 --> 00:23:51,730 No Barry I don't. 409 00:23:52,750 --> 00:23:55,050 What you did was dog shit. 410 00:23:55,060 --> 00:23:57,550 I mean, really, really awful. 411 00:23:57,650 --> 00:23:59,130 Dumb acting, I'd call it. 412 00:23:59,140 --> 00:24:00,380 Do you know why? 413 00:24:01,550 --> 00:24:04,270 Because acting is truth... 414 00:24:04,280 --> 00:24:06,820 and I saw no truth. 415 00:24:06,870 --> 00:24:09,080 So, here's my advice to you. 416 00:24:09,190 --> 00:24:12,560 You go back to whatever nook of the world you call home 417 00:24:12,570 --> 00:24:14,979 and you do whatever it is you're good at. 418 00:24:14,980 --> 00:24:16,550 Because this... 419 00:24:16,630 --> 00:24:18,320 is not it. 420 00:24:19,130 --> 00:24:20,980 You wanna know what I'm good at? 421 00:24:22,140 --> 00:24:23,680 I'm good at killing people. 422 00:24:27,240 --> 00:24:29,730 You know, when I got back from Afghanistan I, ah... 423 00:24:30,290 --> 00:24:31,709 was really depressed. 424 00:24:31,710 --> 00:24:33,930 You know, like I didn't leave my house for months, and ah... 425 00:24:34,110 --> 00:24:36,450 this friend of my dad's, he's, uh... 426 00:24:36,530 --> 00:24:38,449 he's like an uncle to me. He, uh... 427 00:24:38,450 --> 00:24:40,620 he helped me out and he gave me a purpose. 428 00:24:41,970 --> 00:24:43,360 He told me that... 429 00:24:43,970 --> 00:24:46,580 that what I was good at over there could be useful here... 430 00:24:47,090 --> 00:24:48,500 and, uh... 431 00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:50,430 it's a job. 432 00:24:50,970 --> 00:24:53,099 You know. All right the money's good, 433 00:24:53,100 --> 00:24:55,690 and, uh these people I take out like they're... 434 00:24:56,040 --> 00:24:59,850 they're bad people, you know, like they're pieces of shit. Um... 435 00:25:01,720 --> 00:25:03,440 But lately, you know I've... 436 00:25:03,770 --> 00:25:05,810 like, I'm not sleeping and, ah... 437 00:25:08,290 --> 00:25:10,730 that depressed feeling's back, you know. 438 00:25:13,120 --> 00:25:14,320 Like... 439 00:25:14,620 --> 00:25:17,160 like I know there's more to me.. 440 00:25:17,350 --> 00:25:18,550 than that. 441 00:25:20,740 --> 00:25:22,600 Maybe, I don't know... 442 00:25:23,860 --> 00:25:25,360 maybe there's not. 443 00:25:27,280 --> 00:25:29,620 Maybe this is all I'm good at. I don't know. 444 00:25:36,050 --> 00:25:37,580 Anyway, forget it. 445 00:25:38,150 --> 00:25:39,510 I'm sorry to bother you. 446 00:25:40,560 --> 00:25:41,970 What's that from? 447 00:25:43,830 --> 00:25:45,030 What? 448 00:25:45,240 --> 00:25:47,460 Are you telling me that was an improvisation? 449 00:25:48,010 --> 00:25:49,210 Huh! 450 00:25:49,400 --> 00:25:50,600 Interesting. 451 00:25:50,890 --> 00:25:53,179 Well, the story's nonsense but... 452 00:25:53,180 --> 00:25:54,690 there's something to work with. 453 00:25:56,290 --> 00:25:57,870 My class is not cheap. 454 00:25:58,680 --> 00:26:00,659 - Well, that's not a problem. - You pay in cash. 455 00:26:00,660 --> 00:26:02,220 - Yeah. - You pay in advance. 456 00:26:02,250 --> 00:26:02,960 I can do that. 457 00:26:02,970 --> 00:26:05,650 Next class, tomorrow, 2:00 PM. 458 00:26:05,920 --> 00:26:08,250 - We start on time. - Absolutely. 459 00:26:08,310 --> 00:26:09,930 What's your last name again? 460 00:26:10,530 --> 00:26:11,730 Block. 461 00:26:12,300 --> 00:26:13,500 Barry Block. 462 00:26:13,510 --> 00:26:15,710 - You pay in advance. - Yeah, no, I know. 463 00:26:15,830 --> 00:26:17,360 Gene M. Cousineau... 464 00:26:18,010 --> 00:26:19,880 I look forward to this journey 465 00:26:19,890 --> 00:26:22,340 - Great. Oh... whoa! - Watch your toes. 466 00:26:33,100 --> 00:26:35,600 _ 467 00:26:35,640 --> 00:26:38,750 _ 468 00:27:27,170 --> 00:27:28,500 What's going on guys? 469 00:27:29,210 --> 00:27:32,220 - ***. Waste him! - Now, now, now! 470 00:27:32,230 --> 00:27:34,569 - Now, take the shot! Shoot him, now! - Hey... 471 00:27:34,570 --> 00:27:36,040 Don't pull that gun on me, man. 472 00:27:36,050 --> 00:27:38,159 - Come on, Cristobal! - Don't pull that gun on me. 473 00:27:38,160 --> 00:27:39,760 - Take the shot! - ***. 474 00:27:39,770 --> 00:27:41,080 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 475 00:27:52,220 --> 00:27:53,420 Fuck! 476 00:28:31,920 --> 00:28:33,220 Oh, thank you. 477 00:28:33,730 --> 00:28:36,350 Oh, wonder what's going on out there? 478 00:28:36,830 --> 00:28:39,140 - Do you have whiskey? - No. 479 00:28:39,250 --> 00:28:40,570 We have herbal tea. 480 00:28:41,070 --> 00:28:42,430 I'll have an herbal tea. 481 00:28:43,690 --> 00:28:44,980 What have you got there? 482 00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:47,420 Oh, I've got an audition tomorrow. 483 00:28:47,670 --> 00:28:48,980 I'm an actor. 484 00:28:52,050 --> 00:28:53,250 So am I. 485 00:29:06,840 --> 00:29:11,840 Sync, corrections & transcription for addic7ed.com by PetaG, PopcornAWH & chamallow 36042

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