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- Hey.
- Fuck you guys.
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I'm really gonna miss
that asshole.
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Yeah, me too.
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Grande means large.
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- Are you Latin?
- No.
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Then it's a large latte.
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I'd like to speak
to the manager.
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The manager is not here, would
you like to speak to the owner?
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Yes, I would.
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Now you're just
being as asshole
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you know what, I think you're gonna need
to take your caffeine needs elsewhere.
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Dick head.
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The owner of this place
is a prick.
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Don't I know it.
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Thank you, Emily. So...
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I really don't want to. -Look, it's
an extra 1200 a month plus utilities.
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Besides we're never gonna find a place
this sweet for how much we're paying.
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I know, but do you really
want some freak moving in?
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We don't really have a choice.
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And all are friends are broke,
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if we don't get a roomie,
Jen's gonna want to move in.
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Which will be fine, except for the fact that
she gonna put a death grip on your dick.
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Sorry, it's gonna be like two on one,
before you know she'd eventually get
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peanut allergy, and then
I'm gonna have to move out.
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Why would you have to move out?
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Quit being Bob,
you gotta find a roommate.
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- Gonna place an ad.
- Okay, you're right.
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You're right, just one request
please, no dickheads.
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Welcome to trickle tree.
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We're not within 400 feet
of that school, are we?
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So you guys do the whole
dress alike thing?
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- Always have.
- Always have.
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You know it's just
for one room right?
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- We know.
- We know.
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So you guys do like,
bunk beds or something?
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- Or something.
- Or something.
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Is it cool if I grow,
in the soil back there?
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It's pretty fresh.
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Wait, is that legal now,
to do that?
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Aaaaa...
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I'm a puppeteer.
42
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Ah cool, for like,
kids birthdays?
43
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No, more performance based,
my aesthetic isn't for kids.
44
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So like state fairs?
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I'm an erotic puppeteer.
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- Very cool place.
- Thank you.
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So Chloe, tell us
about yourself.
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I'm 28 years old, kind of...
In between jobs right now.
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I've been living in Santa Monica, but
I can't really live there anymore.
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Basically I've just had
this really bad breakup
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and I'm trying to get as far
away from there as possible.
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Wow that's probably the worst
pitch you've heard all day.
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No, actually we've heard
a lot of bad pitches today.
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Yeah.
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Chloe, tell us why you think
you'd be a good roommate?
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I think I'm a fun person.
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I'm easy going. -That's perfect, we're...
Easy going ourselves.
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Well, I...
I do have a question.
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Do you like to party?
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Party?
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That's a weird question, Bobby.
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No. I like to party,
I like to have a good time.
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I just want to make sure
you're cool with that.
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Do you mean like party-party
or... party-party?
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Uh... party-party.
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Like...
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Have some drinks, dance around with
some friends, have fun kind of party?
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Or, do coke and fuck
kind of party?
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I didn't know there was
a definition for party.
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Usually when he asks me to throw a
party, it leans toward the second one,
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- I meant the first one.
- He meant the first one.
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I'm fine with the first one.
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Real quick, Bob, can I just
see you in the other room?
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Are there other definitions
of party I'm not aware of?
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- Real quick.
- Yeah.
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Sorry.
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I think this is going
very well.
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You need to calm down, man,
you are all over the place.
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I'm cool as a cucumber,
you need to calm down.
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I think she's great,
she's very hot.
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I agree she's a very
pretty girl.
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I know, and she like to
party-party.
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Hey, I'm here about
the room for rent.
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No vacancies, fuck off.
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Wow, sorry about that.
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So, when can you move in?
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Just don't say anything, okay.
Freddie gets all weird about women.
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I'm not gonna say a word,
quiet as a mouse. -Thank you.
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So how hot are we
talking about, dude?
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- Pretty hot.
- Here's the thing,
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she's gonna be our new
roommate in a couple of days,
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she's not some circus freak
to be ogled.
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I would like to subtly
ogle her.
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Yeah, you're about subtle as
a date rapist, Fred. I fold.
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On you, bud. -I mean,
this is what worries me,
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you don't know
anything about her.
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I mean girls are crazy,
especially the ones I date.
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Like okay, a while ago
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I saw this girl
at the Metro station right...
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And she's eye fucking me hard.
Now, this happens a lot.
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So it's not like
I'm not used to it.
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Right, yeah, of course.
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But this one made
an impression, alright.
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So much that couple days go by and
I can't stop thinking about her.
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So I go on missed connections
on Craig's list and...
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Mother fucker, if it's not a
post that night from this chick.
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- No shit.
- No.
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- Get the fuck out of here.
- No.
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Seriously, she described everything.
What I was wearing, where we were.
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The whole kit and caboodle.
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Now, I'm feeling frisky so...
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I e-mailed her,
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right. -And she responds
and then we meet up.
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This sounds like a penthouse
forum letter.
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Yeah, well hold your horses,
Kimosabi.
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We had drinks, that went well.
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And then she invited me
to her place.
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Here's where the story
gets kinda weird.
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Yeah, cause it wasn't
weird before so...
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she was the dominatrix.
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- Get the fuck out of here.
- What?
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- Yeah.
- Seriously?
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Yes man, she gets all
leathered up.
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You know she asked me,
if I'm down to party.
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See, Bobby? -So I'm
like yeah, yeah, yeah.
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- Cool, right? She gives me a safe word.
- Oh, what was the safe word?
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Porcupine, lady boy...
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Fuck I didn't use it, I don't remember,
but what I do remember is...
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00:09:00,474 --> 00:09:04,142
She ties me up and then
she started blowing me.
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00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:05,977
- Oh yeah. Nice.
- Fuck.
131
00:09:05,979 --> 00:09:07,279
- Yes.
- This sounds great.
132
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Yeah, then she kicks me
in the nuts.
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- Oow...
- What the fuck?
134
00:09:11,084 --> 00:09:12,450
- Why?
- Yeah man.
135
00:09:12,452 --> 00:09:14,786
And here's the weird shit,
it was awesome.
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I mean that's when all this other
crazy stuff started happening.
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I'm talking about whips and wax
and she shoved a peeled banana
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up my ass and it didn't even
break, I mean come on, man. -Eww.
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This girl was genius. I fell
in love, I moved her in.
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I introduced her to my parents she
got my dad hooked on spanishfly
141
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and he had a mild heart attack
and I got herpes.
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Starting to see why you never
told us this story before.
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But the point is...
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You fuck crazy.
145
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You don't let crazy move in.
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00:10:01,534 --> 00:10:03,768
I can't believe you picked
a girl roommate.
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00:10:07,206 --> 00:10:10,742
What's the problem?
She's a nice lady.
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A nice lady?
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00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:14,980
Yeah...
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00:10:14,982 --> 00:10:18,116
Girls are cleaner than guys
and they make better roommates.
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00:10:18,751 --> 00:10:19,884
Is she fat?
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00:10:21,420 --> 00:10:24,189
No. Does she have a
hair lip or something?
153
00:10:24,191 --> 00:10:27,192
No. So you went
with a hot chick.
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She's pleasant looking,
non offensive.
155
00:10:30,797 --> 00:10:32,030
You're full of shit.
156
00:10:35,801 --> 00:10:38,403
What's the problem? I'm not
gonna bang her or anything.
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Please don't say bang, it makes me
feel like I'm dating a skateboarder.
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00:10:45,878 --> 00:10:48,179
I'm not gonna plow her,
how about that? -Plow?
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00:10:48,181 --> 00:10:51,716
Yes, it's so much better than
bang, if you're 11.
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00:10:52,585 --> 00:10:54,586
- Is ray?
- Is ray what?
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00:10:54,588 --> 00:10:56,621
Gonna plow/bang her?
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00:10:56,623 --> 00:10:59,791
I should hope not, that is
very bad roommate etiquette.
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00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:03,528
Right, of course it is.
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- Hi, ray.
- Hi.
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00:11:22,582 --> 00:11:26,051
Look, this is little
awkward, but...
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00:11:26,053 --> 00:11:31,723
My boyfriend came home unexpectedly and
I was hoping I could move in early.
167
00:11:31,725 --> 00:11:34,859
Yeah, no, that's totally fine.
168
00:11:34,861 --> 00:11:39,764
- When you thinking?
- Today, right now actually.
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00:11:39,766 --> 00:11:40,832
Oh...
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00:11:42,802 --> 00:11:45,737
You know, I can pay
the extra days pro rated.
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00:11:45,739 --> 00:11:49,407
Don't be ridiculous,
it's totally fine.
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00:11:49,409 --> 00:11:51,209
- Really?
- Yes, of course.
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00:11:51,211 --> 00:11:52,644
Thank you.
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00:11:55,881 --> 00:11:58,850
Would you mind
helping me carry in my stuff?
175
00:12:00,386 --> 00:12:02,353
- Absolutely.
- Thanks.
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00:12:02,355 --> 00:12:04,489
I wouldn't absolutely not...
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00:12:04,491 --> 00:12:05,957
What's with this suit of armor?
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00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:09,160
Ah that is so funny
you should ask,
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I'm actually a descendant
180
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from a nordic tribe
of knights and
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for the past 12 generations
that armor has been...
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he got it at a garage sale.
183
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I did, it's true. But I got
a really great deal on it.
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Oh, before I forget,
couple of house rules...
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No avocados, not allowed.
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You've an allergy?
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No no, they just really
freak me out.
188
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Any other rules?
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- I'm good.
- Um... what about house guests?
190
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- You can have friends over, it's fine.
- Like...
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Sleepover guests?
192
00:12:53,140 --> 00:12:59,043
Not that I'm in the market for a while,
but I just want to know what to expect.
193
00:12:59,912 --> 00:13:01,079
Two single guys.
194
00:13:02,314 --> 00:13:03,681
He's not single.
195
00:13:04,850 --> 00:13:08,353
- You're not?
- No, Bobby's got a girlfriend.
196
00:13:08,355 --> 00:13:10,955
Named Jennifer, she's adorable.
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00:13:13,794 --> 00:13:16,194
That's so cool, I had no idea.
198
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I can't wait to meet her. -Aah, I'm
sure you're going to, so very soon.
199
00:13:21,934 --> 00:13:23,334
And you, ray?
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00:13:24,403 --> 00:13:26,805
Yeah, I'm single.
201
00:13:26,807 --> 00:13:30,341
I mean, I have house guests,
I mean sleepover...
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Sleepover friends
from time to time.
203
00:13:33,246 --> 00:13:37,348
Let's just keep it to a
respectful moderation. Okay?
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This is fun. Any other rules?
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00:13:41,988 --> 00:13:45,023
You know, I think we're good
in the rules.
206
00:13:45,025 --> 00:13:50,228
Now, Chloe, I couldn't help but
notice that you have no furniture.
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00:13:50,230 --> 00:13:55,133
I know... I need to go buy
a bed and stuff tomorrow.
208
00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:58,603
Well, obviously you're gonna
need somewhere to sleep.
209
00:13:58,605 --> 00:14:02,841
Yeah I was thinking I could crash in the
couch, if that's cool with you guys.
210
00:14:02,843 --> 00:14:08,947
Yeah. -No, this couch is so hard,
it will throw your back out.
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00:14:08,949 --> 00:14:12,984
Why don't you just crash in my
room and I will bunk up with ray.
212
00:14:12,986 --> 00:14:14,485
- Really?
- Really?
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Of course, it's for one night.
214
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:21,192
Yeah I mean, no. That's... just...
guys, sleeping in the bed. Two men.
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- Thank you so much.
- You're welcome.
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This guy huh...
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I think it's gonna be really
fun, living with you guys.
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Why don't I get
another bottle...
219
00:14:32,906 --> 00:14:35,940
You know what, I've something that
we can really celebrate with.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
221
00:14:36,843 --> 00:14:38,409
- What's that?
- Absinthe.
222
00:14:59,065 --> 00:15:01,332
- What you thinking about?
- What?
223
00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:05,904
What you thinking about?
224
00:15:05,906 --> 00:15:09,440
Are you seriously trying to have
pillow talk with me right now?
225
00:15:09,442 --> 00:15:11,442
She's in the shower.
226
00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:15,013
- I know, I can hear.
- All lathered up.
227
00:15:15,015 --> 00:15:18,049
Can you please not get worked up,
when you're sleeping right next me.
228
00:15:19,985 --> 00:15:21,552
Don't tell me
you're not into her.
229
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She's a very pretty, nice lady.
230
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She's fucking hot. You
totally want to bang her.
231
00:15:29,061 --> 00:15:31,396
The point isn't whether
or not I would bang her,
232
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the point is I'm not
gonna try to bang her. Okay?
233
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- Is a hand job considered cheating?
- Yes, absolutely.
234
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She's done.
235
00:15:57,857 --> 00:16:00,325
Thank god. -I'm gonna
get a glass of water.
236
00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:02,560
- Do not do that.
- Too late.
237
00:16:13,707 --> 00:16:16,674
Oh... hi.
238
00:16:16,676 --> 00:16:20,411
I'm sorry, I was gonna
get a glass of water.
239
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:24,148
Oh that's okay. You were
gonna see it eventually
240
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:29,487
ha! Yup. There it was.
241
00:16:29,489 --> 00:16:32,156
- Good night, Bobby.
- Good night.
242
00:16:44,636 --> 00:16:46,237
See, water.
243
00:16:47,606 --> 00:16:49,040
You're an embarrassment.
244
00:16:58,917 --> 00:17:01,185
- She was naked.
- What?
245
00:17:02,654 --> 00:17:06,524
- Naked.
- Jesus.
246
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:10,428
- It was good.
- Did she freak out?
247
00:17:10,430 --> 00:17:12,130
No, she was totally cool.
248
00:17:13,365 --> 00:17:15,533
It was like, she was in to it.
249
00:17:15,535 --> 00:17:17,201
Maybe she's an exhibitionist.
250
00:17:18,971 --> 00:17:22,340
This whole roommate thing
was a great idea, good job.
251
00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:25,076
I gonna totally
have to bone her down.
252
00:17:25,078 --> 00:17:28,279
- That's against house rules.
- We didn't make that rule.
253
00:17:28,281 --> 00:17:33,885
Avocados, yes. Respectful moderation, yes.
Having sex with her, all good.
254
00:17:34,520 --> 00:17:36,087
I'm sure Jen would agree.
255
00:17:41,627 --> 00:17:42,860
Dick.
256
00:17:48,033 --> 00:17:49,167
You snore.
257
00:17:51,537 --> 00:17:55,039
- Barely.
- Like a chainsaw.
258
00:17:56,208 --> 00:17:57,308
Bobby?
259
00:17:59,044 --> 00:18:00,812
Hey...
260
00:18:00,814 --> 00:18:03,648
- Hey, babe.
- Hey, Jen.
261
00:18:03,650 --> 00:18:06,951
- Hi, what you doing here?
- Is she here?
262
00:18:06,953 --> 00:18:10,788
Oh, no, she's probably still
sleeping in Bobby's bed.
263
00:18:10,790 --> 00:18:12,523
I'm sorry, you fucking
kidding me?
264
00:18:12,525 --> 00:18:14,792
No, no, she doesn't have a bed.
265
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:17,829
- Who doesn't have a fucking bed?
- I slept in Ray's room, relax.
266
00:18:17,831 --> 00:18:19,430
- It's totally fine.
- Sounds fine.
267
00:18:20,165 --> 00:18:23,134
- Morning.
- -Hi...
268
00:18:24,336 --> 00:18:27,405
Hi, you must be
Bobby's girlfriend.
269
00:18:27,407 --> 00:18:28,406
- Jennifer.
- Jennifer.
270
00:18:28,408 --> 00:18:32,043
Yep, this is my girlfriend Jen,
this is Chloe.
271
00:18:32,045 --> 00:18:35,246
- Nice to meet you.
- Hi, nice to meet you, too.
272
00:18:35,248 --> 00:18:38,116
Your boyfriend is really
a gallant gentleman.
273
00:18:38,118 --> 00:18:41,853
He let me sleep in his bed last night, so
I wouldn't have to sleep on the couch.
274
00:18:41,855 --> 00:18:45,656
Bobby did that? He was gallant?
275
00:18:45,658 --> 00:18:47,358
- Surprising huh?
- Mmm.
276
00:18:48,927 --> 00:18:53,531
Anyway I don't want to take
advantage of you so...
277
00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:58,736
I'm gonna buy a bed and a dresser
and maybe the market. No avocados.
278
00:18:58,738 --> 00:19:00,271
House rules.
279
00:19:00,273 --> 00:19:02,573
- Nice meeting you.
- You too, bye.
280
00:19:03,542 --> 00:19:04,976
Have a good time.
281
00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:10,848
- What?
- I've got my eye on you.
282
00:19:10,850 --> 00:19:12,850
Keep your eye on him,
I'm the gallant one.
283
00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:16,420
- Gallant one.
- Bye, I love you.
284
00:19:20,959 --> 00:19:24,228
Does she smell your intentions
the way a dog smells fear?
285
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:26,464
Mm-hmm.
286
00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:46,617
Can't tell if you're working
hard, or hardly working.
287
00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:50,488
Apparently people like what I have to say.
I'm somewhat of a...
288
00:19:50,490 --> 00:19:52,523
Celebrity in parts
of south east Asia.
289
00:19:54,092 --> 00:19:56,227
It's not really a job, is it?
290
00:19:56,229 --> 00:19:58,196
Knock wood.
291
00:19:59,064 --> 00:20:00,932
Okay, well, you seem involved.
292
00:20:00,934 --> 00:20:02,366
No, what's up?
293
00:20:03,669 --> 00:20:05,036
Nothing, you're busy.
294
00:20:05,771 --> 00:20:08,439
I'm not... that busy.
295
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:10,908
Well, I was thinking
about getting a coffee.
296
00:20:10,910 --> 00:20:13,444
- Bobby's place?
- Or not.
297
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:17,215
You like to live dangerously.
298
00:20:19,585 --> 00:20:21,552
I've never had a best
friend like you guys.
299
00:20:21,554 --> 00:20:27,925
No. Not even like, when you were a kid,
elementary school, anything like that?
300
00:20:27,927 --> 00:20:31,262
- Military brat. Moved around a lot.
- Ah.
301
00:20:31,264 --> 00:20:34,899
- Should we uh...
- Yes, thank you.
302
00:20:34,901 --> 00:20:38,836
So how about your parents,
where are they?
303
00:20:38,838 --> 00:20:43,374
Um...
Louisiana, not really sure.
304
00:20:43,376 --> 00:20:45,576
Mmm. -I haven't talked
to them in years.
305
00:20:45,578 --> 00:20:47,311
- Sorry.
- It's okay.
306
00:20:47,313 --> 00:20:50,414
So, what next?
What happened next?
307
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:55,686
- What, you want my life story now?
- I bored you with mine, so...
308
00:20:57,556 --> 00:21:01,158
Well, bounced around a lot.
309
00:21:01,160 --> 00:21:05,930
Didn't really meld
with the military lifestyle.
310
00:21:05,932 --> 00:21:11,869
So when I was old enough, I just
backpacked around the world.
311
00:21:11,871 --> 00:21:16,107
That's kind of the upside of
living that kind of lifestyle,
312
00:21:16,109 --> 00:21:18,476
you just know
someone everywhere.
313
00:21:20,746 --> 00:21:25,082
Met a guy in Bali, an American.
314
00:21:26,318 --> 00:21:29,654
Fell in love, moved to la...
315
00:21:29,656 --> 00:21:34,358
Two good years, two bad years...
Now I'm here.
316
00:21:35,193 --> 00:21:36,527
That's my story.
317
00:21:38,263 --> 00:21:39,797
- You got your wish?
- I've not.
318
00:21:39,799 --> 00:21:42,633
Make it count. -I get a lot
anxiety when I do these things.
319
00:21:42,635 --> 00:21:43,834
So hold on.
320
00:21:47,506 --> 00:21:49,073
- Hi.
- Hey, Bobby.
321
00:21:49,075 --> 00:21:52,109
- Hi, Bobby.
- You guys look so cozy.
322
00:21:52,111 --> 00:21:53,611
Yeah, alright.
323
00:21:54,279 --> 00:21:56,681
- What the hell is that?
- What?
324
00:21:58,250 --> 00:22:01,185
- What?
- The coffee cups.
325
00:22:01,187 --> 00:22:03,587
The treasonous coffee cups.
326
00:22:03,589 --> 00:22:06,190
We were on the other side
of the town, Bobby.
327
00:22:06,192 --> 00:22:08,759
I'm actually, I'm a little
disgusted right now.
328
00:22:08,761 --> 00:22:10,494
It really wasn't very good.
329
00:22:11,463 --> 00:22:12,530
Mmm.
330
00:22:20,072 --> 00:22:22,573
I know what's going on here.
331
00:22:22,575 --> 00:22:25,576
- What do you think is going on here?
- Shenanigans, that's what.
332
00:22:25,578 --> 00:22:27,545
There are no shenanigans
going on here, Bobby.
333
00:22:27,547 --> 00:22:30,781
I know shenanigans,
when I see shenanigans.
334
00:22:30,783 --> 00:22:35,186
You know what, it doesn't matter okay.
Because I run a small struggling business,
335
00:22:35,188 --> 00:22:38,889
and you are feeding dollars into a
corporate behemoth. -Here it is, uh-huh.
336
00:22:38,891 --> 00:22:41,325
I hope you can sleep tonight
through your guilty conscience.
337
00:22:41,327 --> 00:22:43,900
Cool, dude. Yeah, so it's
about the coffee isn't it?
338
00:22:43,926 --> 00:22:45,162
That's why you're pissed.
339
00:22:45,164 --> 00:22:46,897
- Fuck you, ray.
- Yeah, blow me.
340
00:22:47,899 --> 00:22:49,767
This coffee's delicious
by the way.
341
00:22:51,069 --> 00:22:52,937
Why do you care?
342
00:22:52,939 --> 00:22:56,475
Just put a sign that says,
"no fucking on this couch".
343
00:22:56,501 --> 00:22:58,275
And then you're good to go.
344
00:22:58,277 --> 00:23:00,144
That's not even the problem.
345
00:23:00,146 --> 00:23:03,981
Oh. Is the problem
that you're a little jealous?
346
00:23:03,983 --> 00:23:09,053
No. I'm just saying, if they
like each other, I'm glad.
347
00:23:09,055 --> 00:23:11,422
This is just great, I come over
here for a little support,
348
00:23:11,424 --> 00:23:13,691
and some physical caring
and I get this.
349
00:23:13,693 --> 00:23:17,328
Well you know what, it's your loss.
I'm not staying here tonight.
350
00:23:17,330 --> 00:23:20,831
- Babe, where you going?
- I'm going out.
351
00:23:20,833 --> 00:23:23,434
And then back to the pleasure
dome and then hopefully
352
00:23:23,436 --> 00:23:26,303
I can sleep, through all the
fucking and sucking.
353
00:23:31,711 --> 00:23:35,146
It's not that I'm an insecure
person or a jealous person,
354
00:23:35,148 --> 00:23:37,014
I just don't like
being excluded.
355
00:23:37,016 --> 00:23:40,885
Or deceived, I mean if they're
out there getting random coffee,
356
00:23:40,887 --> 00:23:42,820
what the fuck else
are they doing?
357
00:23:43,989 --> 00:23:47,425
- Fucking.
- Yeah.
358
00:23:47,427 --> 00:23:53,063
Yeah, they probably are.
But I shouldn't care right?
359
00:23:53,065 --> 00:23:54,632
Probably not, no.
360
00:23:56,168 --> 00:23:59,403
Well, I don't. I don't care.
361
00:24:04,210 --> 00:24:06,510
It just really pisses me off.
362
00:24:09,080 --> 00:24:12,850
You're not very good at this whole
"shoulder to cry on" thing, are you?
363
00:24:12,852 --> 00:24:17,288
I tell you what, I'll make you
another drink... -Ah talk to me.
364
00:24:17,290 --> 00:24:18,756
If you shut the fuck up.
365
00:24:21,861 --> 00:24:22,927
Deal.
366
00:24:29,034 --> 00:24:31,202
Mother fuckers.
367
00:24:39,978 --> 00:24:41,545
Jesus! Fuck!
368
00:24:41,847 --> 00:24:43,714
Hi, sorry.
369
00:24:44,749 --> 00:24:46,317
Don't sneak up on me.
370
00:24:47,285 --> 00:24:49,820
- Are you okay?
- Yeah.
371
00:24:49,822 --> 00:24:53,357
I'm fine. -You seemed
really upset earlier.
372
00:24:55,293 --> 00:24:59,263
Yeah, I'm just really sensitive
about the coffee thing.
373
00:25:00,732 --> 00:25:02,967
I don't think
it was about the coffee.
374
00:25:03,902 --> 00:25:04,835
Oh yeah?
375
00:25:06,371 --> 00:25:08,439
I see the way that
you look at me.
376
00:25:15,013 --> 00:25:17,848
Yeah, if you're talking about the
other night in the hallway...
377
00:25:17,850 --> 00:25:19,683
my point is that...
378
00:25:21,520 --> 00:25:22,586
I like ray.
379
00:25:24,990 --> 00:25:26,423
And I like you.
380
00:25:28,326 --> 00:25:34,698
What do you mean like? -I mean, I
want us to be friends and roommates.
381
00:25:35,734 --> 00:25:36,834
Nothing more.
382
00:25:37,769 --> 00:25:42,072
Yeah, of course, me too.
383
00:25:47,345 --> 00:25:48,679
Good night.
384
00:25:59,492 --> 00:26:03,694
So, how's three's company
working out? -Mmm...
385
00:26:03,696 --> 00:26:07,998
It's weird, she's a little weird
but she's hot, so I can deal.
386
00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:11,468
I'm very offended you're keeping her
from us, I'm dying to meet this chick.
387
00:26:11,470 --> 00:26:13,437
That's not intentional,
I'm just trying to figure out
388
00:26:13,439 --> 00:26:15,272
the boundaries
of our relationship.
389
00:26:15,274 --> 00:26:18,809
Like for instance,
she fully kissed me last night.
390
00:26:18,811 --> 00:26:21,545
What? Wait, did I miss
some hanky panky?
391
00:26:21,547 --> 00:26:25,115
- Yep, Bobby kissed Chloe last night.
- No no, she kissed me. Come on.
392
00:26:25,117 --> 00:26:27,418
- Where?
- In the kitchen.
393
00:26:27,420 --> 00:26:29,687
No I mean like, on the mouth?
394
00:26:29,689 --> 00:26:33,223
- No on my taint, yes on the mouth.
- What you boys talking about?
395
00:26:33,225 --> 00:26:37,428
Well allegedly, Bobby and Chloe had
a little smooch sesh last night.
396
00:26:39,364 --> 00:26:41,131
What happened, Bobby?
397
00:26:41,133 --> 00:26:45,869
I got home, we were talking. I apologized
for being a douche, she was super cool
398
00:26:45,871 --> 00:26:50,808
and just said that she wanted all of us
to be friends... And then she kissed me.
399
00:26:50,810 --> 00:26:54,311
- And then what?
- And then nothing.
400
00:26:54,313 --> 00:26:58,182
Whoa, dude make something up
I wanna jerk off right here.
401
00:26:58,184 --> 00:27:01,251
- You kissed her.
- She kissed me.
402
00:27:01,253 --> 00:27:04,755
Why would you do that? -You're not
listening to me. She kissed me.
403
00:27:04,757 --> 00:27:06,590
You're hooking up
with her anyway
404
00:27:06,592 --> 00:27:11,929
actually no we're not hooking up.
Thank you, Bobby. -Oh.
405
00:27:11,931 --> 00:27:13,464
Dude, why you making this
awkward for me?
406
00:27:13,466 --> 00:27:15,933
Hmm, it would appear,
to the neutral party,
407
00:27:15,935 --> 00:27:18,769
that Chloe is playing
both sides of the sausage here.
408
00:27:18,771 --> 00:27:21,071
- Absolutely.
- You paint a very vivid picture.
409
00:27:21,073 --> 00:27:22,873
- Vivid.
- Thank you.
410
00:27:22,875 --> 00:27:26,076
You're being an asshole, why are you
so blase about this whole thing?
411
00:27:26,078 --> 00:27:28,746
Because what's the big deal?
I didn't bang her
412
00:27:28,748 --> 00:27:34,418
or plow her or whatever. It was a fairly
innocuous slightly lingering kiss.
413
00:27:34,420 --> 00:27:35,953
Bonering it.
414
00:27:35,955 --> 00:27:38,789
And I was telling Smith here because
he usually has perspective.
415
00:27:38,791 --> 00:27:40,658
- That's true.
- You know what,
416
00:27:40,660 --> 00:27:42,526
you are fucking with me
and it's not funny.
417
00:27:42,528 --> 00:27:46,530
Okay I'm being serious now. Look maybe
she's just a really kissy person.
418
00:27:46,532 --> 00:27:50,034
Maybe it was totally
innocent on her part.
419
00:27:50,036 --> 00:27:53,437
Didn't really feel that way,
I'm not trying to bum you out.
420
00:27:55,173 --> 00:27:57,808
You know what? I'm leaving.
421
00:27:58,476 --> 00:28:01,178
- Aww...
- Really?
422
00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:03,714
- Great, you fucked up.
- Yeah, thank you seriously.
423
00:28:03,716 --> 00:28:06,750
You fucked up ray, -You're
breaking your friend's tiny heart.
424
00:28:06,752 --> 00:28:08,485
It's not how you get into
heaven, bro.
425
00:28:10,655 --> 00:28:12,256
Think there's a very good
reason for all this
426
00:28:12,258 --> 00:28:14,725
I'm not gonna react
till I hear her side.
427
00:28:14,727 --> 00:28:18,295
Okay, okay, maybe we should
just drop the whole thing I...
428
00:28:18,297 --> 00:28:21,398
I don't wanna be a bad friend here
but this is kind of a red flag.
429
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:24,001
We have to proceed with
caution you know, I mean...
430
00:28:24,003 --> 00:28:26,336
While I do like having her
around on many levels,
431
00:28:26,338 --> 00:28:28,906
I don't want her to come
between... -The fuck is that?
432
00:28:29,574 --> 00:28:32,476
Oh great, just fucking great.
433
00:28:39,151 --> 00:28:40,150
Hey!
434
00:28:44,457 --> 00:28:46,156
Respectful moderation.
435
00:28:47,258 --> 00:28:50,861
Girls, this is Bobby
and this is ray.
436
00:28:52,163 --> 00:28:53,564
I just got back from the gym.
437
00:29:25,063 --> 00:29:26,430
- Oh.
- Oh, I'm sorry...
438
00:29:26,432 --> 00:29:28,699
that's okay. -I didn't know
if anybody was in here.
439
00:29:28,701 --> 00:29:30,000
Do you want some of that?
440
00:29:30,002 --> 00:29:34,638
No. No... oh you don't. Who are you?
Oh, my god.
441
00:29:34,640 --> 00:29:38,642
I'm so sorry, I need to take my shirt
off 'cause it's so hot in here.
442
00:29:38,644 --> 00:29:41,044
- Can I take a sip of this?
- Yeah.
443
00:29:46,719 --> 00:29:49,887
Who are you anyways?
What is your name?
444
00:29:49,889 --> 00:29:55,425
- I'm Bobby.
- -Bobby?
445
00:29:55,427 --> 00:29:57,928
- That is so funny.
- Why is that so funny?
446
00:29:57,930 --> 00:30:00,931
- Get out, I need to use the bathroom.
- Okay.
447
00:30:01,366 --> 00:30:02,766
Get out.
448
00:30:11,109 --> 00:30:12,176
Hi.
449
00:30:13,711 --> 00:30:14,678
Hey.
450
00:30:15,680 --> 00:30:16,947
Can you get me a drink?
451
00:30:19,552 --> 00:30:23,053
Yeah, sure. Yeah.
452
00:30:40,039 --> 00:30:43,273
- To us.
- To us.
453
00:31:15,708 --> 00:31:18,075
This is so far beyond cool.
454
00:31:18,077 --> 00:31:19,977
Oh, my god,
I'm so hammered right now.
455
00:31:19,979 --> 00:31:23,213
- You are so fucking hammered right now.
- So are you.
456
00:31:23,215 --> 00:31:25,582
- I'm fine.
- No you're fucking hammered
457
00:31:25,584 --> 00:31:28,018
I'm fucking... I'm great.
458
00:31:28,020 --> 00:31:30,254
- Hi.
- Hi.
459
00:31:30,788 --> 00:31:32,222
Hello.
460
00:31:33,224 --> 00:31:35,259
We like your friends.
461
00:31:35,261 --> 00:31:37,895
I'm gonna get in the hot tub in
the bath tub with some of them.
462
00:31:38,429 --> 00:31:39,763
No, you're not.
463
00:31:41,432 --> 00:31:42,766
Yes, I am.
464
00:31:43,801 --> 00:31:46,336
You're gonna chicken out.
465
00:31:46,338 --> 00:31:52,042
She just called you a chicken. -I'm
not a chicken. You're a chicken.
466
00:31:52,044 --> 00:31:57,714
I'm just saying, you wouldn't know
what to do in a situation like that.
467
00:31:58,316 --> 00:32:00,484
Don't insult me.
468
00:32:00,486 --> 00:32:03,720
I'm like a sexual
Swiss army knife.
469
00:32:10,061 --> 00:32:13,430
You, me, him.
470
00:32:14,399 --> 00:32:17,334
You would not know what to do.
471
00:32:17,336 --> 00:32:21,905
I'm not saying we should. I'm just
saying you would chicken out.
472
00:32:21,907 --> 00:32:25,309
I'll fucking do it
right now. You with me, ray?
473
00:32:27,413 --> 00:32:29,813
- Wait, what?
- I'm down.
474
00:32:51,704 --> 00:32:53,537
We're fucking doing this.
475
00:32:53,539 --> 00:32:57,140
Don't you touch me, don't
you fucking look at me.
476
00:32:57,166 --> 00:32:58,508
Do you understand?
477
00:32:58,510 --> 00:33:01,011
Okay. We got this.
478
00:33:14,792 --> 00:33:18,161
Hmm... so...
479
00:33:21,900 --> 00:33:23,000
So.
480
00:33:26,238 --> 00:33:29,006
Uh, full disclosure.
481
00:33:31,042 --> 00:33:34,077
I've never done this before.
482
00:33:34,079 --> 00:33:37,981
I have seen wild things,so I have a general idea.
483
00:33:44,490 --> 00:33:46,089
Holy shit.
484
00:33:50,662 --> 00:33:52,429
Should we get into bed?
485
00:33:56,367 --> 00:33:57,801
I think that's a great idea.
486
00:34:13,485 --> 00:34:14,951
Waiting on you, ray.
487
00:34:15,820 --> 00:34:18,455
There you go, alright.
488
00:34:32,905 --> 00:34:36,473
Guys, guys. This isn't
a laughing matter.
489
00:34:36,475 --> 00:34:38,608
Okay.
490
00:34:38,610 --> 00:34:43,947
- If we're doing this, it's hardcore.
- Okay, sorry.
491
00:34:43,949 --> 00:34:45,315
That's okay.
492
00:34:54,660 --> 00:34:57,661
Time out, time out. I'm sorry.
493
00:34:57,663 --> 00:35:00,597
I don't wanna be vulgar here.
494
00:35:02,166 --> 00:35:08,205
But are we doing you together
or like, are we taking turns...
495
00:35:08,606 --> 00:35:10,474
Lets just...
496
00:35:11,275 --> 00:35:14,811
- See what happens.
- I can do that.
497
00:35:14,813 --> 00:35:17,013
Don't get anything on my hair.
498
00:35:17,682 --> 00:35:20,517
No. No.
499
00:35:46,644 --> 00:35:51,348
Don't take this personally but that
was a terrible, terrible mistake.
500
00:35:53,751 --> 00:35:54,918
Yeah.
501
00:35:56,387 --> 00:36:00,490
It's just... think we all
need to be adults about this.
502
00:36:11,202 --> 00:36:13,436
I know.
503
00:36:13,438 --> 00:36:16,039
What the fuck
is wrong with you people?
504
00:36:16,641 --> 00:36:19,676
- Us?
- You specifically.
505
00:36:20,711 --> 00:36:22,112
- Me?
- Yeah.
506
00:36:22,114 --> 00:36:25,815
Look we all fucked up
here, okay?
507
00:36:25,817 --> 00:36:30,554
Let's just leave it at that. -I was
coerced into cheating on my girlfriend
508
00:36:30,556 --> 00:36:31,988
and you called me a chicken.
509
00:36:31,990 --> 00:36:34,658
Leave that, at that.
510
00:36:34,660 --> 00:36:38,161
You weren't coerced
into anything.
511
00:36:38,163 --> 00:36:40,864
You were the one
leading the parade.
512
00:36:40,866 --> 00:36:43,099
You were too shit faced
to remember.
513
00:36:48,272 --> 00:36:50,307
- You spiked my drink.
- Fuck you.
514
00:36:50,309 --> 00:36:52,175
She didn't spike
our drink, Bobby.
515
00:36:52,177 --> 00:36:54,377
Maybe not yours, but mine.
516
00:36:54,379 --> 00:36:59,616
Don't be a baby, own up. You wanted to
fuck me, we got drunk and we fucked.
517
00:36:59,618 --> 00:37:01,051
Don't blame me.
518
00:37:04,022 --> 00:37:06,489
It's your fault and your fault.
519
00:37:07,925 --> 00:37:09,192
It's both of yours.
520
00:37:10,328 --> 00:37:11,294
Really?
521
00:37:11,862 --> 00:37:13,597
- Yeah.
- Really dude?
522
00:37:15,933 --> 00:37:21,204
- Fuck you.
- Oh yeah? Well fuck you.
523
00:37:30,748 --> 00:37:34,718
You know what, it's fine. I'm
sure it's great. -It's mud.
524
00:37:34,720 --> 00:37:36,152
I don't serve mud.
525
00:37:42,394 --> 00:37:45,862
- Oh, Christ.
- Oh, Christ is right.
526
00:37:45,864 --> 00:37:51,735
Okay, babe, my phone died and I had
a really rough night last night
527
00:37:51,737 --> 00:37:53,670
and I'm sorry.
528
00:37:53,672 --> 00:37:56,172
Okay well, I was actually
coming here to say sorry
529
00:37:56,174 --> 00:37:58,174
'cause I wasn't that nice
to you yesterday.
530
00:37:58,176 --> 00:38:01,544
You know what, fuck that.
I'm not sorry.
531
00:38:01,546 --> 00:38:04,147
You don't have to be sorry
about anything.
532
00:38:04,149 --> 00:38:07,851
Yeah that's what I also
said, I'm not sorry.
533
00:38:07,853 --> 00:38:10,186
Perfect, then we agree.
534
00:38:10,188 --> 00:38:12,956
Mmm yeah. What the fuck
is wrong with you?
535
00:38:12,958 --> 00:38:17,160
Listen, like I said
my phone died okay and
536
00:38:17,162 --> 00:38:20,597
I've actually had a rough
couple of days, honestly
537
00:38:20,599 --> 00:38:25,201
what... you know what I don't
need is you to pile on right now.
538
00:38:25,203 --> 00:38:29,172
I can pile on whenever I want, because I'm
the girlfriend and that's that how it works.
539
00:38:29,174 --> 00:38:30,874
And you are acting weird.
540
00:38:30,876 --> 00:38:36,579
Listen, I'm sorry I missed your texts
or your phone calls or whatever I...
541
00:38:36,581 --> 00:38:38,581
That's just the best
I can offer right now.
542
00:38:38,583 --> 00:38:42,285
You, ray and Chloe have a really
weird dynamic going on right now.
543
00:38:44,088 --> 00:38:48,591
No we don't. -Yeah you do. And I'm
being left out of your threesome.
544
00:38:50,695 --> 00:38:52,362
We didn't have a threesome.
545
00:38:52,364 --> 00:38:54,262
Yeah, of course you
didn't have a threesome,
546
00:38:54,288 --> 00:38:55,865
like I think you and
ray fucked Chloe
547
00:38:55,867 --> 00:39:00,036
over a couch,
like two of you fucked her.
548
00:39:00,038 --> 00:39:02,605
Figuratively, babe,
of course that didn't happen.
549
00:39:02,607 --> 00:39:04,808
But here's the thing, in order
to fix the whole thing,
550
00:39:04,810 --> 00:39:07,210
the four of us are going out
to dinner, Friday night.
551
00:39:07,212 --> 00:39:10,246
It's gonna be great. If you're living with
her I mean, I have to be friends with her.
552
00:39:10,248 --> 00:39:13,216
Babe, you don't need to be
friends with her.
553
00:39:14,118 --> 00:39:16,386
I don't even like her
that much.
554
00:39:16,388 --> 00:39:18,521
In fact I fucking hate her.
555
00:39:18,523 --> 00:39:22,492
I mean I wanna like her, I just... so
dinner, Friday it's gonna be perfect.
556
00:39:22,494 --> 00:39:25,595
With you...
Anything is perfect.
557
00:39:25,597 --> 00:39:30,233
Okay. Oh, babe, stop acting
like a fucking asshole okay?
558
00:39:31,068 --> 00:39:32,435
Okay love you.
559
00:39:47,586 --> 00:39:48,752
You okay?
560
00:39:51,255 --> 00:39:55,992
I usually don't regret things
but this one's pushing it.
561
00:39:55,994 --> 00:39:58,294
Oh yeah.
562
00:39:59,196 --> 00:40:03,533
The only thing I regret
563
00:40:04,502 --> 00:40:07,170
is that
it wasn't just you and me.
564
00:40:09,440 --> 00:40:12,175
That probably would've
made things a lot easier.
565
00:40:15,913 --> 00:40:17,914
Well, ray, think about it.
566
00:40:19,650 --> 00:40:23,853
We live together, I just got
out of a serious relationship.
567
00:40:23,855 --> 00:40:27,323
We just had drunken orgy
sex with your best friends
568
00:40:27,325 --> 00:40:29,426
and your other roommate.
569
00:40:31,328 --> 00:40:33,263
So we're off to a great start.
570
00:40:37,701 --> 00:40:40,837
No, not the best start.
571
00:40:43,541 --> 00:40:45,675
I can't have a boyfriend
right now.
572
00:40:49,914 --> 00:40:55,618
I know what you're expecting and...
I can't do that right now.
573
00:40:55,620 --> 00:40:57,353
You have no idea...
574
00:40:58,689 --> 00:40:59,856
What I'm expecting.
575
00:41:02,259 --> 00:41:03,693
Unlike Bobby,
576
00:41:05,262 --> 00:41:07,964
I can deal with
the situation as an adult.
577
00:41:15,706 --> 00:41:17,941
I can't see that
this ends well.
578
00:41:19,677 --> 00:41:20,710
Let's just...
579
00:41:22,046 --> 00:41:26,649
Keep whatever
this is between us and...
580
00:41:28,886 --> 00:41:30,019
See what happens.
581
00:41:35,559 --> 00:41:38,294
So then my mom says,
582
00:41:38,296 --> 00:41:40,230
"do you think Bobby
can tell that I don't like him"
583
00:41:40,232 --> 00:41:45,602
and I'm like, "stop saying that, mom, you
like Bobby." She goes, "no I don't".
584
00:41:45,604 --> 00:41:48,872
- How can you not like Bobby.
- -I don't know.
585
00:41:49,206 --> 00:41:51,107
This is fun.
586
00:41:51,109 --> 00:41:53,843
I don't usually like Italian
food, but this is really good.
587
00:41:53,845 --> 00:41:56,279
Oh that's because, usually
Italian food's really heavy.
588
00:41:56,281 --> 00:41:58,214
- Oh is it?
- Yeah.
589
00:42:02,186 --> 00:42:04,487
- Oh...
- Are you guys dating?
590
00:42:07,024 --> 00:42:08,725
Mmm... no.
591
00:42:08,727 --> 00:42:12,428
You guys are up to something
and I can tell.
592
00:42:13,597 --> 00:42:16,199
Whatever it is, you
guys, it's really cute.
593
00:42:16,201 --> 00:42:20,803
And if this were a double date, I think
we should do it again really soon.
594
00:42:20,805 --> 00:42:24,641
We're not on a double date but we
should do this again real soon.
595
00:42:24,643 --> 00:42:27,377
You're full of shit,
yes it was.
596
00:42:27,379 --> 00:42:30,113
Babe, they are not
dating. Okay?
597
00:42:30,115 --> 00:42:33,016
I mean it's kind of like a
double date, right? -Yeah.
598
00:42:40,391 --> 00:42:41,858
- I gotta go.
- But...
599
00:42:41,860 --> 00:42:43,593
Yes. -We were having
a really good time...
600
00:42:43,595 --> 00:42:46,362
no. I know but I'm just
a little bit tired
601
00:42:46,364 --> 00:42:49,332
and to be honest,
just a touch nauseous.
602
00:42:49,334 --> 00:42:54,904
The gnocchi is a bit extreme for my delicate
constitution. You know about that right?
603
00:42:54,906 --> 00:42:58,074
Mmm... the cure for fun.
604
00:42:58,976 --> 00:43:00,743
That's me...
605
00:43:00,745 --> 00:43:04,380
Well, thank you so much,
and there you go.
606
00:43:04,382 --> 00:43:09,085
Wow. -Bye, guys. Sorry
for whatever that was.
607
00:43:09,087 --> 00:43:10,086
Good night, Jen.
608
00:43:15,059 --> 00:43:16,993
Wanna tell me what's going on?
609
00:43:16,995 --> 00:43:18,695
What you talking about?
610
00:43:18,697 --> 00:43:21,864
Don't play stupid with me. With
you and Chloe, what's going on?
611
00:43:23,467 --> 00:43:26,502
She likes me. I like her.
612
00:43:28,572 --> 00:43:30,506
So you guys are
in a relationship now?
613
00:43:33,911 --> 00:43:36,646
Guess you could say
we're dating. Sure.
614
00:43:36,648 --> 00:43:39,482
That's great.
That's just fucking great.
615
00:43:42,419 --> 00:43:43,953
Got a problem with that, man?
616
00:43:46,357 --> 00:43:48,660
Of course I do, I want
her out of the house.
617
00:43:48,686 --> 00:43:50,118
And now you're fucking her.
618
00:43:51,362 --> 00:43:53,163
I know why you want her
out of the house, man.
619
00:43:56,400 --> 00:43:58,167
Because she knows things, okay?
620
00:43:58,169 --> 00:44:01,771
And now she's got one over
on me and I don't trust her.
621
00:44:01,773 --> 00:44:05,141
And you what? The more I think about
it, this whole threesome thing
622
00:44:05,143 --> 00:44:08,277
was just the way for her to get leverage
over you and me and it's fucking working.
623
00:44:08,279 --> 00:44:11,681
You are spending way too much
time analyzing this. -Am I?
624
00:44:13,751 --> 00:44:17,086
How is it a big deal man, you can
have a girlfriend and I can't?
625
00:44:17,088 --> 00:44:21,824
Oh, wow. So, so, she's
your girlfriend now?
626
00:44:23,494 --> 00:44:25,762
Maybe down the road,
I don't know.
627
00:44:29,566 --> 00:44:30,867
You sound pathetic.
628
00:44:34,638 --> 00:44:38,741
And guess what, I fucked your girlfriend.
Deal with that.
629
00:44:38,743 --> 00:44:41,611
You get like this, every time I
date a girl that's hotter than Jen.
630
00:44:42,146 --> 00:44:43,546
What the fuck?
631
00:44:44,081 --> 00:44:45,448
- Foul.
- Gimme the ball.
632
00:44:45,450 --> 00:44:46,949
- Foul.
- Gimme the ball.
633
00:44:46,951 --> 00:44:49,052
- Uh...
- Bobby!
634
00:44:49,054 --> 00:44:51,888
- Fuck.
- Hey, hey!
635
00:44:51,890 --> 00:44:53,589
Hey hey!
636
00:44:53,591 --> 00:44:55,825
- Gimme the ball.
- Goddammit, Bobby.
637
00:45:02,266 --> 00:45:05,501
I want her to stay, and I want you to stay.
Stop being so petty.
638
00:45:07,037 --> 00:45:10,006
I'm not being petty. I don't
like her for very good reason.
639
00:45:10,008 --> 00:45:12,775
So we're together now, so you
gonna have to deal. -Great.
640
00:45:15,280 --> 00:45:16,245
Did you hear that?
641
00:45:20,485 --> 00:45:22,752
What the fuck is going on here?
642
00:45:23,620 --> 00:45:25,888
I feel so fucking stupid.
643
00:45:26,890 --> 00:45:29,292
Oh you should.
644
00:45:29,294 --> 00:45:31,925
Are you trying to do this whole
compassionate friend thing?
645
00:45:31,951 --> 00:45:33,221
Cause you really suck at it.
646
00:45:34,364 --> 00:45:36,432
I thought I was doing okay.
647
00:45:36,434 --> 00:45:40,269
- Oh, here comes the she devil.
- Hi.
648
00:45:40,271 --> 00:45:44,040
If I'd known you guys were gonna
come home so soon I would have...
649
00:45:44,042 --> 00:45:45,975
is that supposed to
make me feel better?
650
00:45:45,977 --> 00:45:48,344
If I thought you'd secretly
fuck other dudes...
651
00:45:48,346 --> 00:45:53,349
I didn't secretly fuck anyone. I didn't
know that I had to be explicit with you,
652
00:45:53,351 --> 00:45:57,687
that I wanted to see other guys, I mean I
thought I was pretty strongly implying that
653
00:45:57,689 --> 00:45:59,555
yeah, well this isn't
gonna work.
654
00:45:59,557 --> 00:46:01,724
You and me,
it's not gonna work.
655
00:46:08,832 --> 00:46:09,899
I understand.
656
00:46:11,602 --> 00:46:13,202
Think you should move out.
657
00:46:18,842 --> 00:46:21,644
Really? Yeah, so does Bobby.
658
00:46:23,013 --> 00:46:24,180
Is that true?
659
00:46:31,688 --> 00:46:33,823
I'm not your girlfriend, right?
660
00:46:36,794 --> 00:46:39,929
I like you, I liked us.
661
00:46:39,931 --> 00:46:44,300
Not just in the last couple of
weeks, but since I moved in.
662
00:46:44,302 --> 00:46:47,170
And I was really honest with
you about what I wanted.
663
00:46:50,674 --> 00:46:52,875
But clearly you wanted
something different.
664
00:46:52,877 --> 00:46:56,212
And this reaction just shows
you weren't honest with me.
665
00:46:56,214 --> 00:47:00,216
Okay, so somehow you fucking
other dudes is my fault.
666
00:47:02,119 --> 00:47:04,520
Okay house vote.
667
00:47:04,522 --> 00:47:06,722
All in favor of Chloe leaving.
668
00:47:08,425 --> 00:47:10,259
It's democracy.
669
00:47:10,261 --> 00:47:13,896
It's not the ideal system of government
but it's the best we've got.
670
00:47:14,498 --> 00:47:16,666
I'm not leaving.
671
00:47:17,935 --> 00:47:19,035
Deal with it.
672
00:47:21,738 --> 00:47:25,374
I can make your life
very uncomfortable.
673
00:47:28,312 --> 00:47:29,846
Is that a threat?
674
00:47:31,548 --> 00:47:33,049
That's a promise.
675
00:47:36,286 --> 00:47:37,386
I'm not going anywhere.
676
00:47:45,629 --> 00:47:48,965
Don't worry, I will give
her the Bobby treatment.
677
00:47:48,991 --> 00:47:50,658
She'll be out in a week.
678
00:48:00,711 --> 00:48:02,011
Good morning.
679
00:48:12,956 --> 00:48:17,326
Guys, I've a bit
of an announcement to make.
680
00:48:17,328 --> 00:48:19,161
I'm turning over a new leaf.
681
00:48:19,163 --> 00:48:22,365
Bob has decided to go
au naturel.
682
00:48:22,367 --> 00:48:25,568
I think you should tell
your friends, invite them over.
683
00:48:25,570 --> 00:48:28,237
Oh, am I making you
uncomfortable?
684
00:48:29,039 --> 00:48:31,841
You're making me
very uncomfortable.
685
00:48:39,016 --> 00:48:44,153
Ooh, eggs. Ooh, so delicious.
686
00:48:58,036 --> 00:48:59,268
Thank you.
687
00:49:00,570 --> 00:49:02,171
What are we watching?
688
00:49:02,173 --> 00:49:07,310
Oh, I am just catching up on a little porn.
It's pretty extreme.
689
00:49:08,211 --> 00:49:11,080
- So it seems.
- Yeah.
690
00:49:11,082 --> 00:49:14,617
You might wanna run along
'cause I'm probably...
691
00:49:14,619 --> 00:49:18,220
I'm probably gonna rub one out.
692
00:49:18,222 --> 00:49:19,322
Oh, I don't care.
693
00:49:24,495 --> 00:49:25,728
Huh?
694
00:49:26,897 --> 00:49:28,497
Go ahead, pull it out.
695
00:49:30,901 --> 00:49:32,802
You're gonna watch me
masturbate?
696
00:49:32,804 --> 00:49:34,670
- Mmm?
- No.
697
00:49:34,672 --> 00:49:36,005
Yeah, I don't care.
698
00:49:37,140 --> 00:49:40,543
I'm not really in the mood
anymore. Excuse me.
699
00:49:48,720 --> 00:49:50,152
Could you grab me the milk?
700
00:50:13,544 --> 00:50:14,810
Here you go.
701
00:50:15,512 --> 00:50:17,046
I meant the almond milk.
702
00:50:22,619 --> 00:50:23,552
Right.
703
00:50:30,194 --> 00:50:32,061
Oh...
704
00:50:32,063 --> 00:50:35,331
Hi. Get the fuck out,
I'm taking a shower.
705
00:50:35,333 --> 00:50:38,734
I had to take a shit and Ray's
using the other bathroom.
706
00:50:38,736 --> 00:50:40,770
What the fuck is wrong
with you?
707
00:50:40,772 --> 00:50:44,540
I ate some really bad Sushi,
this is gonna be bad.
708
00:50:46,644 --> 00:50:49,011
- Oh, my god.
- Oh, my god.
709
00:50:57,187 --> 00:51:01,424
I really wanna eat her pizza,
but you know I can't...
710
00:51:04,027 --> 00:51:06,095
- 'Cause the...
- Yeah.
711
00:51:09,833 --> 00:51:11,033
Can you move it?
712
00:51:15,173 --> 00:51:18,541
No, don't even fuck around
with that, put it down.
713
00:51:18,543 --> 00:51:20,376
- Mmm...
- Put it down.
714
00:51:23,780 --> 00:51:26,315
- Oh mushroom and olives.
- Looks delish.
715
00:51:26,317 --> 00:51:28,851
- Should we do this?
- Let's do it.
716
00:51:31,321 --> 00:51:32,955
That's disgusting.
717
00:51:33,490 --> 00:51:34,623
Fucking awful.
718
00:51:35,859 --> 00:51:39,061
- We're eating the whole fucking thing.
- Fuck it.
719
00:51:44,334 --> 00:51:45,468
It's awful.
720
00:51:52,542 --> 00:51:54,143
Did you guys eat my pizza?
721
00:51:54,678 --> 00:51:56,512
Yep, all of it.
722
00:51:58,448 --> 00:52:01,117
All of it. Both of you?
723
00:52:01,119 --> 00:52:03,419
Yeah it tasted like
it was made out of shit.
724
00:52:05,923 --> 00:52:09,458
Cool, have a nice trip.
725
00:52:09,460 --> 00:52:11,026
Bye.
726
00:52:16,534 --> 00:52:18,033
What did she mean by that?
727
00:52:29,647 --> 00:52:33,182
- Your eyes are all fucked up.
- Your eyes are all fucked up.
728
00:52:37,120 --> 00:52:38,320
What?
729
00:52:41,825 --> 00:52:43,192
We're shrooming.
730
00:52:44,161 --> 00:52:47,530
- Never shroomed before.
- Me neither.
731
00:53:05,116 --> 00:53:08,951
- Do we need a guide?
- No, we'll guide each other.
732
00:54:56,926 --> 00:54:58,160
Bitch.
733
00:55:04,734 --> 00:55:06,769
What exactly are we
looking for?
734
00:55:07,871 --> 00:55:09,138
Her dildo.
735
00:55:15,112 --> 00:55:16,913
What makes you so sure
she actually has any...
736
00:55:17,180 --> 00:55:19,815
Oh... here it is.
737
00:55:20,817 --> 00:55:21,850
Perfect.
738
00:55:24,220 --> 00:55:25,988
Whoa, what you doing?
739
00:55:25,990 --> 00:55:27,389
Habanero dildo.
740
00:55:28,124 --> 00:55:30,259
- Vibrator.
- Dildo.
741
00:55:30,261 --> 00:55:34,563
- That's a... That's a vibrator.
- Help me out.
742
00:55:38,601 --> 00:55:39,735
Yeah, this is wrong.
743
00:55:40,870 --> 00:55:42,237
Don't be a pussy.
744
00:55:46,444 --> 00:55:47,843
Yeah, that's definitely wrong.
745
00:56:08,432 --> 00:56:10,799
Yeah, so you're saying you
would... -I'd punch you.
746
00:56:10,801 --> 00:56:13,268
- Punch me square in the jaw?
- Yeah.
747
00:56:13,970 --> 00:56:15,404
Why do I feel...
748
00:56:17,374 --> 00:56:20,409
well, hi, welcome home.
749
00:56:22,412 --> 00:56:25,013
- What did you do?
- Nothing.
750
00:56:25,015 --> 00:56:29,318
I'm just sitting here with my buddy
ray, about to watch a little TV.
751
00:56:29,320 --> 00:56:33,088
Right, ray? -Yeah no, we're
about to watch the big game.
752
00:56:33,090 --> 00:56:37,826
You wanna join us? -You're creeping me out.
I'm going to my room.
753
00:56:38,461 --> 00:56:39,661
Suit yourself.
754
00:56:43,768 --> 00:56:45,434
You're a horrible person.
755
00:56:45,436 --> 00:56:47,136
- We are awesome at this game.
- Thanks.
756
00:56:47,138 --> 00:56:48,470
- There you go.
- I got it.
757
00:56:48,472 --> 00:56:49,972
I was just throwing
with my hand.
758
00:56:49,974 --> 00:56:53,075
When my dad comes out of
water, but he's a narwhal...
759
00:56:53,077 --> 00:56:54,376
I don't know,
what a narwhal is.
760
00:56:54,378 --> 00:56:56,879
It's like a... imagine like
a whale and a unicorn.
761
00:56:58,982 --> 00:57:00,416
Nope.
762
00:57:00,418 --> 00:57:03,118
- So you have, imagine like baseball.
- Yeah.
763
00:57:03,120 --> 00:57:04,586
- So you have the field.
- Yeah.
764
00:57:04,588 --> 00:57:06,121
- And then there's the whole plate right?
- Yeah, yeah.
765
00:57:06,123 --> 00:57:07,689
That's the bean.
766
00:57:07,691 --> 00:57:09,525
- Are you... is this my dick or a vagina?
- That's a vagina.
767
00:57:09,527 --> 00:57:10,926
I'm lost.
768
00:57:10,928 --> 00:57:13,762
Turns out, wasn't my sister.
769
00:57:16,633 --> 00:57:17,633
She wasn't anyone.
770
00:57:24,275 --> 00:57:27,209
Spicy dildo. Who knew.
771
00:57:32,015 --> 00:57:33,215
Yeah.
772
00:57:33,217 --> 00:57:35,851
Enjoy that.
773
00:57:57,707 --> 00:57:59,775
You motherfucker
774
00:58:17,660 --> 00:58:22,331
Babe, look. -Don't fucking touch me.
Don't.
775
00:58:24,834 --> 00:58:26,468
How can you do this to me?
776
00:58:30,573 --> 00:58:31,874
I was roofied.
777
00:58:44,020 --> 00:58:45,621
You fucking told her?
778
00:58:46,322 --> 00:58:48,223
I told her the truth.
779
00:58:48,225 --> 00:58:52,094
He put hot sauce on your dildo, this
is a little extreme don't you think?
780
00:58:52,096 --> 00:58:57,933
He went on to my laptop, found something
I made and sent it to my dad.
781
00:59:02,772 --> 00:59:06,675
I assumed that was him,
unless it was you.
782
00:59:08,511 --> 00:59:09,478
No.
783
00:59:10,513 --> 00:59:11,613
Fuck.
784
00:59:12,882 --> 00:59:13,949
Yeah.
785
00:59:16,286 --> 00:59:17,986
So gloves are off.
786
00:59:26,230 --> 00:59:28,030
Oh, with fucking ray.
787
00:59:31,569 --> 00:59:34,937
I don't even know how many
levels is that fucked up on.
788
00:59:36,739 --> 00:59:37,940
All of them.
789
00:59:41,545 --> 00:59:46,515
I don't know what happened,
I swear to you I was drugged.
790
00:59:53,623 --> 00:59:54,756
I fucked up.
791
00:59:57,995 --> 00:59:59,661
I fucked up real bad.
792
01:00:01,097 --> 01:00:02,464
I'm sorry.
793
01:00:05,234 --> 01:00:06,435
Hmm.
794
01:00:07,704 --> 01:00:08,804
You're sorry,
795
01:00:10,273 --> 01:00:12,541
you think sorry can undo this?
796
01:00:16,279 --> 01:00:17,813
I know.
797
01:00:20,918 --> 01:00:22,084
It can't undo this.
798
01:00:24,421 --> 01:00:26,121
But we can fix this.
799
01:00:27,490 --> 01:00:30,792
I'll make it up to you.
I promise.
800
01:00:35,165 --> 01:00:36,565
I'll move in with you.
801
01:00:43,239 --> 01:00:45,007
Wow.
802
01:01:38,327 --> 01:01:41,229
I'll tell you what we do, we
get a bunch of garbage bags,
803
01:01:41,231 --> 01:01:43,865
we throw her shit in them, we
throw her bags out on the street,
804
01:01:43,867 --> 01:01:45,701
and then we toss her
out on her ass.
805
01:01:46,936 --> 01:01:49,805
Pretty sure that's assault
and battery.
806
01:01:49,807 --> 01:01:52,708
Is that a felony, because I
can live with a misdemeanor.
807
01:01:54,610 --> 01:01:57,212
Gotta come up
with a better idea.
808
01:02:02,852 --> 01:02:04,619
What you doing?
809
01:02:04,621 --> 01:02:06,088
I'm tracking Jen on her phone.
810
01:02:06,090 --> 01:02:08,423
I installed the app,
I can track her every move.
811
01:02:08,425 --> 01:02:11,226
- That is definitely...
- Where is she now?
812
01:02:11,228 --> 01:02:14,129
I'm sure she's driving home
from work or something. Okay?
813
01:02:14,430 --> 01:02:16,198
Holy shit.
814
01:02:16,200 --> 01:02:17,566
- She's at the bar...
- Whoa...
815
01:02:17,568 --> 01:02:19,134
- She's at the fucking bar.
- No don't...
816
01:02:19,136 --> 01:02:21,203
Let's go. Come on.
817
01:02:22,038 --> 01:02:23,138
Dammit.
818
01:02:27,911 --> 01:02:30,479
- Bobby, Bobby...
- God fucking kidding me.
819
01:02:30,481 --> 01:02:31,947
Oh shit. Bob no...
820
01:02:31,949 --> 01:02:33,749
- No, no way.
- How long is it happening?
821
01:02:36,954 --> 01:02:39,154
What are you doing here,
with her?
822
01:02:39,156 --> 01:02:40,722
I'm just grabbing a drink.
823
01:02:41,090 --> 01:02:42,190
With a friend.
824
01:02:43,126 --> 01:02:44,593
- With a friend?
- Yeah.
825
01:02:44,595 --> 01:02:46,194
So you guys are friends now?
826
01:02:46,196 --> 01:02:49,264
Did you forget that she seduced
me and him into that threesome?
827
01:02:50,633 --> 01:02:53,769
Wait, you guys banged her
at the same time?
828
01:02:53,771 --> 01:02:55,604
- Yeah.
- Oh that's awesome.
829
01:02:55,606 --> 01:02:57,539
Okay, well,
she told me the truth.
830
01:02:57,541 --> 01:03:01,543
Which only proves to me that, you're the
perverted bastard I always thought you were...
831
01:03:01,545 --> 01:03:03,645
what kind of kinky shit
did you do to her?
832
01:03:03,647 --> 01:03:05,547
Can you shut up for
one minute, please?
833
01:03:05,549 --> 01:03:08,884
Yeah, she told me about a whole lot
of awful stuff you guys did to her.
834
01:03:08,886 --> 01:03:10,886
Yeah seriously,
what you guys do?
835
01:03:10,888 --> 01:03:13,588
If you guys do one more
mean thing to her,
836
01:03:13,590 --> 01:03:15,457
I'm never gonna talk to you
ever again.
837
01:03:15,459 --> 01:03:18,460
You didn't tell me that
you guys were serious.
838
01:03:18,462 --> 01:03:20,996
Okay that's a lie,
she's fucking lying.
839
01:03:20,998 --> 01:03:23,999
Oh wow, if I was important
to you at all...
840
01:03:24,001 --> 01:03:26,501
You are... -...None of this would
have happened in the first place.
841
01:03:26,503 --> 01:03:28,670
- Yeah, that's true.
- Thank you.
842
01:03:30,606 --> 01:03:37,145
Okay, I was drunk or drugged or
temporarily insane or something okay?
843
01:03:37,147 --> 01:03:39,848
Yeah, you just have to come up
with something better than that.
844
01:03:39,850 --> 01:03:43,218
Okay can you shut the fuck up?
Please? -Woah, bro.
845
01:03:43,220 --> 01:03:46,988
Don't talk to a girl like that. -What
the fuck are you gonna do about it huh?
846
01:03:46,990 --> 01:03:50,058
You're right, he's got some
serious anger issues.
847
01:03:50,060 --> 01:03:54,262
I do not have fucking anger issues okay?
You're a fucking bitch.
848
01:03:54,264 --> 01:03:56,598
You might have crossed
your line mate. -No no.
849
01:03:56,600 --> 01:04:01,036
You fucking bitch. Oh, my god.
Okay, okay, okay.
850
01:04:02,371 --> 01:04:03,371
Oh...
851
01:04:04,473 --> 01:04:08,276
Uh... think I'm gonna take off.
852
01:04:14,451 --> 01:04:16,818
Oh shit, Bobby.
853
01:04:16,820 --> 01:04:18,520
I'm so sorry, man,
I don't even know what to say.
854
01:04:18,522 --> 01:04:20,355
Are they trying to
fucking torture me.
855
01:04:20,357 --> 01:04:23,925
- Don't think they're trying...
- What the fuck do I do?
856
01:04:23,927 --> 01:04:26,895
You know what, you don't do anything.
Jen's really upset right now,
857
01:04:26,897 --> 01:04:30,232
you just let her get over it.
People get over things right?
858
01:04:30,234 --> 01:04:32,934
You will figure out a way to
dig yourself out of this hole.
859
01:04:32,936 --> 01:04:35,370
- Just gotta be cool.
- Right.
860
01:04:36,439 --> 01:04:38,840
You're right.
861
01:04:38,842 --> 01:04:42,777
Look I will help you fix this, alright?
You just..
862
01:04:42,779 --> 01:04:44,479
You gotta promise me one thing,
863
01:04:44,481 --> 01:04:47,749
if anything else happens you
just, let it roll off your back.
864
01:04:48,618 --> 01:04:49,918
I could be cool.
865
01:04:51,387 --> 01:04:53,989
- Good, just be cool, man.
- Ice cold.
866
01:04:53,991 --> 01:04:56,424
Not cold.
867
01:04:56,426 --> 01:04:58,627
- You don't wanna do that.
- Ice water in my veins.
868
01:04:58,629 --> 01:05:03,265
Again I'm just thinking cool just a
blanket, gonna go cool on this one.
869
01:05:03,267 --> 01:05:05,233
- Alright?
- Yeah?
870
01:05:05,235 --> 01:05:06,434
Good, give me your keys.
871
01:05:09,672 --> 01:05:12,874
- Okay.
- That was unnecessary, okay.
872
01:05:28,858 --> 01:05:30,158
Hi...
873
01:05:30,993 --> 01:05:32,560
Good evening.
874
01:05:32,562 --> 01:05:34,562
Um... where's Bobby?
875
01:05:34,564 --> 01:05:37,098
I put Bobby to sleep.
876
01:05:37,100 --> 01:05:40,702
That's good,
Bobby's still sleeping?
877
01:05:40,704 --> 01:05:43,038
Wow, what are you guys
doing here?
878
01:05:43,040 --> 01:05:46,341
Oh, we're having a sleepover.
879
01:05:48,778 --> 01:05:51,313
That's a really bad idea.
880
01:05:51,315 --> 01:05:54,349
It's okay because, we're...
881
01:05:55,184 --> 01:05:57,385
Not really gonna be
doing much sleeping.
882
01:06:03,559 --> 01:06:07,929
- You cannot do this to Bobby, Jen.
- I can do whatever I want dude.
883
01:06:07,931 --> 01:06:09,731
Why are you doing this?
884
01:06:09,733 --> 01:06:12,567
Because he did it to me,
and then we'll be even.
885
01:06:12,569 --> 01:06:15,637
Okay here's the thing
you're not gonna be even, Jen,
886
01:06:15,639 --> 01:06:17,339
you're gonna be further apart.
887
01:06:17,341 --> 01:06:19,374
Raymi, thank you.
888
01:06:19,376 --> 01:06:22,110
I've always really liked you, you're a great guy.
But you didn't do anything
889
01:06:22,112 --> 01:06:24,746
to stop this.
You participated, remember?
890
01:06:25,848 --> 01:06:27,349
So fuck you, too.
891
01:06:34,056 --> 01:06:35,090
Shit.
892
01:06:53,276 --> 01:06:56,111
I think Chloe and Jennifer
are having sex.
893
01:06:56,113 --> 01:06:59,447
What? No way Bobby.
They're just watching a movie.
894
01:07:02,452 --> 01:07:03,785
Porno movie.
895
01:07:05,154 --> 01:07:06,554
In surround sound.
896
01:07:06,556 --> 01:07:09,257
Chloe doesn't have
surround sound.
897
01:07:09,259 --> 01:07:12,227
- Or a TV for that matter.
- -Oh wow.
898
01:07:12,229 --> 01:07:13,595
You sure?
899
01:07:13,597 --> 01:07:15,697
Yeah... I like that.
900
01:07:15,699 --> 01:07:19,467
I know what both of them sound
like when they're having sex.
901
01:07:19,469 --> 01:07:21,102
And this is what
it sounds like.
902
01:07:22,138 --> 01:07:24,205
I don't know man...
903
01:07:26,442 --> 01:07:28,243
it's okay.
904
01:07:28,245 --> 01:07:31,746
I'm cool. I'm playing it cool.
905
01:07:31,748 --> 01:07:34,416
Great yeah, just be cool.
906
01:07:38,588 --> 01:07:40,889
- Can I borrow your gun?
- No please.
907
01:07:40,891 --> 01:07:44,125
No. I need it just
for like two minutes.
908
01:07:46,196 --> 01:07:47,896
They
909
01:07:47,898 --> 01:07:49,464
they just finished.
910
01:07:52,535 --> 01:07:53,935
Look, Bob, you just...
911
01:07:54,937 --> 01:07:56,571
Just gotta go to sleep okay?
912
01:07:57,706 --> 01:07:59,374
You're gonna wake up
tomorrow and...
913
01:08:00,810 --> 01:08:03,011
It's just gonna be just one...
914
01:08:03,946 --> 01:08:07,882
Really, really horrible, just
915
01:08:07,884 --> 01:08:10,285
terrifying dream that
you had. Okay?
916
01:08:44,520 --> 01:08:47,230
Sounds like you two
had a wild night, huh?
917
01:08:47,256 --> 01:08:48,515
Be cool, Bobby.
918
01:08:50,192 --> 01:08:52,026
I don't think it's
any of your business.
919
01:08:53,997 --> 01:08:57,132
I'm just saying it was
a little loud, very vocal.
920
01:08:59,169 --> 01:09:02,537
You know ray here
thought it was porno.
921
01:09:02,539 --> 01:09:05,740
And I was like, ray,
922
01:09:05,742 --> 01:09:09,410
I think that Chloe
and Jennifer,
923
01:09:09,412 --> 01:09:12,080
you know the one used to
be my girlfriend Jennifer,
924
01:09:12,082 --> 01:09:15,250
are having loud lesbian
intercourse.
925
01:09:15,252 --> 01:09:18,253
But he thought it was a movie
and surround sound. Right, ray?
926
01:09:20,222 --> 01:09:23,224
It was very vigorous, very raw.
927
01:09:23,226 --> 01:09:28,429
You know I've never heard
two women pleasure each other
928
01:09:28,431 --> 01:09:30,231
live in person before.
929
01:09:30,233 --> 01:09:34,569
It definitely had an impact on me.
It was profound.
930
01:09:36,105 --> 01:09:39,707
It was the unbridled passion
of two women,
931
01:09:39,709 --> 01:09:46,548
on a freight train to a destination
of a carnal explosion of ecstasy.
932
01:09:48,684 --> 01:09:52,587
Upon reflection, it was savage.
933
01:09:54,356 --> 01:09:55,456
Desperate.
934
01:09:56,625 --> 01:09:59,494
Both selfish and selfless.
935
01:10:00,429 --> 01:10:06,000
Yet beautiful
in it's shameless violence.
936
01:10:10,040 --> 01:10:12,106
So I'm gonna go...
937
01:10:12,108 --> 01:10:15,877
Oh, you don't want any toast?
938
01:10:15,879 --> 01:10:18,880
No toast for me today
actually, Bobby.
939
01:10:18,882 --> 01:10:21,282
- No problem. Oh, Jen,
- Yeah.
940
01:10:22,084 --> 01:10:24,085
Have a great fucking day.
941
01:10:32,995 --> 01:10:35,029
Thinking about it whole day,
942
01:10:35,031 --> 01:10:37,966
- I think we gotta move out.
- Common sense.
943
01:10:37,968 --> 01:10:41,834
Such a stranger in these
strange times, you know man?
944
01:10:41,860 --> 01:10:43,838
No way, absolutely not.
945
01:10:43,840 --> 01:10:46,541
Maybe you can reconcile
with Jen?
946
01:10:46,543 --> 01:10:48,876
Jen's a lesbian now.
947
01:10:48,878 --> 01:10:51,546
- She's a lesbian now?
- Oh, that's right.
948
01:10:51,548 --> 01:10:53,281
She fucked Chloe.
949
01:10:53,283 --> 01:10:55,083
Wasn't she a lesbian
in college?
950
01:10:55,085 --> 01:10:58,486
Um... I'm sorry, what the
fuck did you jut say?
951
01:10:58,488 --> 01:11:01,990
You cannot move out of the house I can't...
You know what?
952
01:11:01,992 --> 01:11:04,726
You're right actually,
move out. I'll move in.
953
01:11:04,728 --> 01:11:07,328
Look, she's not a lesbian
okay. She had an encounter.
954
01:11:07,330 --> 01:11:10,164
We had an encounter, we're
not homosexuals. -Whoo...
955
01:11:10,166 --> 01:11:13,067
What? -No no, with Chloe.
The three of us.
956
01:11:13,069 --> 01:11:14,670
- I'm getting an erection right now.
- Wait,
957
01:11:14,671 --> 01:11:16,904
I'm still trying to figure out what
the hell is going on right now.
958
01:11:16,906 --> 01:11:19,974
Smithy, pay attention okay. Apparently
there's some kinky shit happening
959
01:11:19,976 --> 01:11:23,378
and I would really like an invitation.
Cause I'm down to do whatever.
960
01:11:23,380 --> 01:11:28,750
Literally what the fuck-ever.
Clamps, plugs, fire.
961
01:11:28,752 --> 01:11:31,786
Okay, look, I know to an outsider,
this seems fucking awesome.
962
01:11:31,788 --> 01:11:35,823
But in reality, on the inside
it's a fucking nightmare.
963
01:11:35,825 --> 01:11:40,328
Just so you know, I will not move out.
I will not be the one that leaves.
964
01:11:40,330 --> 01:11:43,164
She's saying the
same thing, man.
965
01:11:43,166 --> 01:11:46,367
Don't get any ideas,
you're in this with me.
966
01:12:06,422 --> 01:12:07,522
What?
967
01:12:10,893 --> 01:12:11,959
Nothing.
968
01:12:13,830 --> 01:12:16,397
You have very judgmental eyes.
969
01:12:24,541 --> 01:12:27,775
A little bit past the judgmental
phase, wouldn't you say?
970
01:12:30,814 --> 01:12:33,214
I don't understand
you sometimes.
971
01:12:33,216 --> 01:12:34,849
I don't understand you
all the time.
972
01:12:39,656 --> 01:12:43,424
We could've had something, ray, I
don't know what but something.
973
01:12:48,764 --> 01:12:50,331
Still could.
974
01:12:53,870 --> 01:12:57,538
How could you even say that
after everything you've done.
975
01:12:57,540 --> 01:12:59,640
After everything that
I've done?
976
01:13:00,642 --> 01:13:03,010
What about everything
that you've done?
977
01:13:03,012 --> 01:13:04,612
What about everything
that Bobby's done?
978
01:13:07,183 --> 01:13:10,284
I'm not pretending
to be a victim here.
979
01:13:11,019 --> 01:13:12,820
I fight fire with fire.
980
01:13:15,759 --> 01:13:19,260
- You should've figured that out by now.
- No I...
981
01:13:19,262 --> 01:13:21,429
I definitely figured
that out by now.
982
01:13:22,765 --> 01:13:24,232
You're enjoying this, Chloe.
983
01:13:25,134 --> 01:13:27,101
No, I'm not.
984
01:13:27,103 --> 01:13:31,939
- Yes, you are.
- What I would enjoy...
985
01:13:31,941 --> 01:13:34,175
Is if you came back
to my room with me.
986
01:13:39,248 --> 01:13:42,717
Go to hell. -You don't
have to be miserable, ray.
987
01:13:42,719 --> 01:13:46,921
Bobby ruined it for himself.
That has nothing to do with us.
988
01:13:48,023 --> 01:13:50,258
We don't have to go
down with the ship.
989
01:13:52,428 --> 01:13:56,197
I can be yours and only yours.
If that's what you want.
990
01:14:05,307 --> 01:14:07,341
I don't want that anymore.
991
01:14:18,086 --> 01:14:19,554
Fine, fuck you.
992
01:14:24,927 --> 01:14:26,961
Ray, this is Bobby.
993
01:14:27,896 --> 01:14:29,864
I'm gonna go to a bar.
994
01:14:29,866 --> 01:14:33,267
I'm gonna go to that freak bar, the one
I've always been too scared to go into.
995
01:14:33,269 --> 01:14:35,269
And I just wanted
to let you know
996
01:14:35,271 --> 01:14:39,307
'cause I think you should come out and
meet me and we should drink a lot.
997
01:14:42,010 --> 01:14:43,311
Bye.
998
01:14:49,952 --> 01:14:51,953
Can't believe I've never
been here before.
999
01:14:53,088 --> 01:14:54,489
Clearly a party.
1000
01:14:56,693 --> 01:14:59,727
- I'm into some weird shit.
- Sure you are.
1001
01:14:59,729 --> 01:15:03,831
No, no, no, I know I look
normal but I like to get down.
1002
01:15:04,299 --> 01:15:05,833
Multiple partners,
1003
01:15:08,804 --> 01:15:10,338
sex toys.
1004
01:15:10,340 --> 01:15:14,308
- Girl on girl shit.
- You ever cut yourself?
1005
01:15:15,177 --> 01:15:16,677
I got stitches once.
1006
01:15:18,313 --> 01:15:20,882
You mean on purpose, right?
1007
01:15:20,884 --> 01:15:24,051
Yeah, no, I've never
done that. Have you?
1008
01:15:24,653 --> 01:15:26,020
No.
1009
01:15:28,892 --> 01:15:34,195
I just, I wanna get wild. I wanna get
dangerous, you know what I mean?
1010
01:15:34,197 --> 01:15:37,398
- Not really.
- -Bobby, Bobby, Bobby.
1011
01:15:37,400 --> 01:15:41,569
- Oh, Jesus!
- This is my friend raymi.
1012
01:15:41,571 --> 01:15:45,606
He's a freak too. He likes
to rub hot sauce on dildos.
1013
01:15:46,241 --> 01:15:48,109
- That's fucked up.
- Yeah.
1014
01:15:48,111 --> 01:15:50,077
- That's fucked up okay?
- Bobby?
1015
01:15:51,613 --> 01:15:54,782
Ray and I here,
we like to party.
1016
01:15:54,784 --> 01:15:57,952
Have you ever been drilled
by two guys in a coffee shop?
1017
01:15:57,954 --> 01:16:00,821
- Okay, Bob.
- Wow.
1018
01:16:00,823 --> 01:16:03,858
That was a very different
reaction than I was expecting.
1019
01:16:06,094 --> 01:16:08,362
- Oh.
- That's about right.
1020
01:16:11,868 --> 01:16:13,926
What you doing here,
besides salting my game?
1021
01:16:13,952 --> 01:16:15,561
Let's get her
out of the house.
1022
01:16:16,705 --> 01:16:18,372
- Yes.
- Yeah.
1023
01:16:18,374 --> 01:16:19,840
- Do you have a plan?
- No plan.
1024
01:16:19,842 --> 01:16:21,609
Let's just get her shit and
throw on the fucking street.
1025
01:16:21,611 --> 01:16:24,712
Oh, that's an awesome plan,
let's do it. -Alright.
1026
01:16:24,714 --> 01:16:27,882
- Nobody gets between you and me.
- Nobody. Friends for life.
1027
01:16:27,884 --> 01:16:29,817
- For life.
- Since we were little kids.
1028
01:16:29,819 --> 01:16:33,487
Yes, little children. We we're friends
when we were little. Little friends.
1029
01:16:33,489 --> 01:16:34,889
Get the fuck out of our house.
1030
01:16:34,891 --> 01:16:37,191
- Get the fuck out.
- Get out of our house.
1031
01:16:37,193 --> 01:16:38,793
- Now.
- Yes.
1032
01:16:38,795 --> 01:16:39,794
- Hold on.
- What?
1033
01:16:39,796 --> 01:16:41,395
- I'm gonna puke.
- Oh, Jesus, shit shit.
1034
01:16:41,397 --> 01:16:43,898
- Oh god.
- Hold on. Wait wait.
1035
01:16:43,900 --> 01:16:46,233
- Wait wait.
- You know what?
1036
01:16:46,235 --> 01:16:48,135
- False alarm. I'm all right.
- You good?
1037
01:16:52,107 --> 01:16:54,842
Nope. -Okay. Here we go. Shit.
1038
01:16:56,845 --> 01:17:00,781
Okay, okay. Wait, wait.
What is the plan?
1039
01:17:00,783 --> 01:17:02,350
Again, Bobby,
we don't need a plan.
1040
01:17:02,352 --> 01:17:05,453
We're men, she's a woman. We
take her and throw the fuck out.
1041
01:17:05,455 --> 01:17:08,155
Okay, so we're just
gonna carry her out.
1042
01:17:08,157 --> 01:17:09,590
- Chloe!
- Oh whoa whoa.
1043
01:17:09,592 --> 01:17:13,127
Chloe! Chloe get the
fuck down here. -Oh.
1044
01:17:13,129 --> 01:17:14,528
Okay.
1045
01:17:14,530 --> 01:17:18,265
What the fuck do you want?
1046
01:17:18,267 --> 01:17:20,067
Get the fuck out of our house.
1047
01:17:20,569 --> 01:17:23,070
This is my house, too.
1048
01:17:23,072 --> 01:17:27,274
Okay, Chloe, let's not make this
difficult, than it already has been.
1049
01:17:27,276 --> 01:17:29,677
You need to leave tonight
or else...
1050
01:17:30,345 --> 01:17:33,514
- Or else what?
- Or else...
1051
01:17:34,416 --> 01:17:37,251
What the fuck are you gonna do?
1052
01:17:37,253 --> 01:17:39,920
Okay, see this is why
we needed a plan.
1053
01:17:41,556 --> 01:17:44,825
I'm gonna throw your ass on
the street, you fucking slut.
1054
01:18:03,279 --> 01:18:04,812
The fuck are you doing?
1055
01:18:07,350 --> 01:18:08,482
Fuck you.
1056
01:18:30,005 --> 01:18:31,072
No...
1057
01:18:57,533 --> 01:18:58,833
What's wrong with you?
1058
01:19:19,922 --> 01:19:20,921
Dammit.
1059
01:19:24,460 --> 01:19:27,061
Stop it Chloe. Chloe stop it.
1060
01:19:27,063 --> 01:19:29,797
Dammit, Chloe! Stop!
1061
01:19:29,799 --> 01:19:31,532
Chloe, no.
1062
01:19:33,369 --> 01:19:34,835
Fuck.
1063
01:19:38,774 --> 01:19:42,843
- Ray! What the fuck are you doing?
- Stop.
1064
01:19:52,721 --> 01:19:53,721
Ugh...
1065
01:19:55,123 --> 01:19:59,026
Uh... you guys suck.
1066
01:19:59,028 --> 01:20:00,594
What the fuck?
1067
01:20:13,809 --> 01:20:18,279
Oh shit. Oh shit. Shit.
1068
01:20:20,649 --> 01:20:24,685
- What the fuck? Who the fuck was that?
- Steve.
1069
01:20:25,353 --> 01:20:27,021
Who the fuck is Steve?
1070
01:20:27,989 --> 01:20:29,290
My ex-boyfriend.
1071
01:20:29,292 --> 01:20:31,559
He's dead Bob.
1072
01:20:31,561 --> 01:20:34,695
- Are you sure?
- Yeah, you're not a doctor.
1073
01:20:34,697 --> 01:20:38,299
He has a knife in his
fucking chest. He is dead.
1074
01:20:39,201 --> 01:20:41,202
Shit.
1075
01:20:42,437 --> 01:20:43,571
Wait, wa...
1076
01:20:43,573 --> 01:20:46,774
this was an accident, okay?
1077
01:20:47,709 --> 01:20:49,710
We just need to call 911.
1078
01:20:50,445 --> 01:20:52,112
Don't touch anything.
1079
01:20:55,283 --> 01:20:56,784
We need to think.
1080
01:21:08,663 --> 01:21:10,364
Does anybody know he's here?
1081
01:21:13,735 --> 01:21:16,503
Safe to assume
that he didn't tell anyone.
1082
01:21:16,505 --> 01:21:18,138
Guys, we have to get rid
of the body.
1083
01:21:21,776 --> 01:21:25,246
This is crazy, Bobby,
we can't do that.
1084
01:21:25,248 --> 01:21:28,182
Or we'll all go to jail,
we've no other options.
1085
01:21:32,220 --> 01:21:34,788
We can drive to the forest
in about an hour and a half.
1086
01:21:36,124 --> 01:21:39,860
Why was that motherfucker
in my house?
1087
01:21:39,862 --> 01:21:43,764
- Why don't you go ask him?
- Guys, Jesus Christ.
1088
01:21:44,866 --> 01:21:48,636
If we're gonna do this
we have to act fast. Okay?
1089
01:21:48,638 --> 01:21:52,473
We gotta get trash bags,
and wrap up the body.
1090
01:21:52,475 --> 01:21:54,008
Can't do that, man.
1091
01:21:56,111 --> 01:21:57,177
I'll do it.
1092
01:22:01,750 --> 01:22:06,120
You guys clean yourselves up, put your
clothes in a bag. We'll burn them.
1093
01:23:00,308 --> 01:23:02,509
Ready? One, two.
1094
01:23:29,471 --> 01:23:30,838
Looks good.
1095
01:23:35,744 --> 01:23:37,811
Sun'll be up soon,
we should go.
1096
01:23:45,153 --> 01:23:47,154
Should probably say
something, Bobby.
1097
01:23:48,423 --> 01:23:51,425
- What, like a prayer?
- Sure.
1098
01:23:54,796 --> 01:23:58,265
Fuck. Okay...
1099
01:24:02,170 --> 01:24:03,237
Dear god,
1100
01:24:05,440 --> 01:24:07,941
please don't send us
to hell for what we've done.
1101
01:24:10,678 --> 01:24:12,179
We're good people.
1102
01:24:13,281 --> 01:24:14,415
Who made a mistake.
1103
01:24:17,685 --> 01:24:20,254
And we know, thou shall
not murder.
1104
01:24:22,957 --> 01:24:24,058
And...
1105
01:24:25,827 --> 01:24:30,064
We will be good in thine eyes.
Whether more.
1106
01:24:31,032 --> 01:24:33,233
And may the apostles sing...
1107
01:24:35,637 --> 01:24:41,341
Um so... please deliver...
1108
01:24:48,283 --> 01:24:49,316
Steve?
1109
01:24:51,586 --> 01:24:53,153
Right. Steve.
1110
01:24:55,090 --> 01:24:57,424
Please deliver Steve from evil.
1111
01:24:59,327 --> 01:25:01,628
- Amen.
- Amen.
1112
01:25:56,551 --> 01:25:58,585
- Hey.
- Hey.
1113
01:26:02,790 --> 01:26:04,324
Just wish that...
1114
01:26:23,578 --> 01:26:25,012
Me too.
1115
01:26:41,796 --> 01:26:43,263
So I guess this is it.
1116
01:26:47,302 --> 01:26:48,335
Yep.
1117
01:26:54,142 --> 01:26:55,742
- I couldn't take it.
- Bobby.
1118
01:26:55,744 --> 01:26:58,712
I couldn't take the guilt. We
gotta pay our debt to society.
1119
01:26:58,714 --> 01:27:00,647
You called the cops on us?
1120
01:27:00,649 --> 01:27:03,217
I told it on all of us,
I'm sorry.
1121
01:28:26,334 --> 01:28:29,069
Babe, you can't keep
coming here every few days.
1122
01:28:29,071 --> 01:28:34,041
But I've never been so hot for
you, since you became a criminal.
1123
01:28:34,043 --> 01:28:36,977
Are you okay?
Are they treating you okay?
1124
01:28:36,979 --> 01:28:39,813
I'm good, I've been lifting.
1125
01:28:40,715 --> 01:28:42,149
I can see that.
1126
01:28:42,684 --> 01:28:44,718
It's killing me.
1127
01:28:44,720 --> 01:28:48,488
I don't know how I'm gonna spend
thirty months without you.
1128
01:28:48,490 --> 01:28:52,392
Babe, thirty months
is for good behavior.
1129
01:28:53,728 --> 01:28:54,828
I can't promise you that.
1130
01:28:55,730 --> 01:28:57,264
I'll wait for you.
1131
01:28:57,732 --> 01:28:59,700
I want you so bad.
1132
01:29:03,871 --> 01:29:05,339
Hey, lady!
1133
01:29:05,341 --> 01:29:07,407
Take your tits of the glass.
1134
01:29:12,847 --> 01:29:15,515
I love you so much.
1135
01:29:16,517 --> 01:29:17,617
I know.
1136
01:29:27,628 --> 01:29:29,363
Why don't you ever
do that for me?
1137
01:29:31,567 --> 01:29:32,799
Goodnight, George.
1138
01:29:39,173 --> 01:29:41,408
Another present
from the chick prison?
1139
01:29:43,644 --> 01:29:47,280
Every month. -Don't know why
she sends you those things.
1140
01:29:48,750 --> 01:29:50,450
Or why you accept them?
1141
01:29:51,285 --> 01:29:53,720
- Nostalgia.
- Deep.
1142
01:29:55,156 --> 01:29:57,591
You know the corner cell's
opening up soon.
1143
01:29:57,593 --> 01:29:58,658
Really?
1144
01:30:00,595 --> 01:30:03,163
- We should get it.
- That's a great cell.
1145
01:30:03,165 --> 01:30:07,601
It's more room, view of the
yard and more private.
1146
01:30:07,603 --> 01:30:11,037
- Got to take on a cell mate though.
- We can do that.
1147
01:30:11,039 --> 01:30:12,606
Just gotta find the right guy.
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