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No, I got, I got into it
with the Mexicans, man.
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I got to deal with some eses.
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Huh? It ain't my fault
I don't speak Spanish.
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Yeah, I thought quince meant 18.
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Well, what does she have
on a wedding dress for?
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Hey, sorry for being late, my man.
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Commode in my house backed up
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and my petty-ass girlfriend
done hid all the plungers.
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It's all good, man. It's-it's all good.
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- What was that?
- What?
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I'm sorry, did you say something?
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Yeah, I was answering you, man.
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Oh, no, I'm on the phone, my man.
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Okay, hold on, son.
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Yeah, she said she ain't even
trust me around rubber and wood.
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Hid all the plungers.
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What type of petty person
do some shit like that?
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Yeah, absolutely.
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Yeah. So what we doing?
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My man, what we doing?
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Oh, nigga, I don't know when
you talking to me, I'm sorry.
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Um, the usual.
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No. Course not.
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She don't be thinking
about nothing else, either.
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With that fine ass, she
gonna get it, though.
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You know what I'm saying? It's all good.
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When I get my income tax,
I'm-a open my own shop
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or-or I'm-a buy my own
WNBA team, one of those...
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- Yo, Bibby.
- Huh?
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- Can we...?
- Hey, man, let me let you go.
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I got somebody sitting in the chair.
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Yeah, he's a little hostile.
I got to jet. I'll let you go.
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Yeah, it's gonna probably take
me a little minute with this.
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Yeah. All right, okay, I'm fine with it.
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Junebug did what? You is bullshittin'.
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- Bibby, man. If you don't... man...
- Oh, I'm sorry.
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Hey. Hey, let me, let me let you go.
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All right, Bubba, okay, cool.
All right. All right, man.
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Sorry about that, man. So
what'd you say we're doing today?
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The usual, Bibby.
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- All right, then, the usual it is.
- Yeah.
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Hey. Let me ask you a question.
Did you see the news last night?
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Them savages from Atlanta that
went into that T-Mobile store,
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drove they car in there,
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- got away with about 100 phones.
- Yeah, man. It's crazy out here.
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I mean, it's-it's that time
of year though, I guess.
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Yeah. Crazy.
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Hey, yo, and that reminds me, listen.
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If you know somebody
that needs a iPhone,
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tell them to holla at
me if they with T-Mobile.
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- I got the hookup on the low.
- Got you, man.
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- I appreciate that.
- All right.
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So what we doing now?
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Like I said, man, the usual.
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All right, the usual, damn.
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Usual, gonna have the usual.
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You don't want to do nothing different?
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No, man. Look, I got, I got
a photo shoot coming up, man.
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- So I just... want to look good.
- Oh!
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Oh, you got a photo shoot coming up.
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- Yeah, man. I mean...
- Oh, you Hollywood now, huh?
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Nah, man. It's just a
write-up for me in a magazine.
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Yeah. My boy done went all Hollywood.
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It's a write-up in a magazine,
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and they want to take some pictures,
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so that's-that's what I'm doing.
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Hey, you dating Kim Kardashian
now? That's what that is?
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No, Bibby, man.
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My boy done went
straight Hollywood on me.
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- That's good, though.
- It ain't no Hollywood, Bibby.
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- I ain't going no Hollywood, man.
- Huh?
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You know what, that reminds
me, as a matter of fact,
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I'm glad you brought
that Hollywood shit up.
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Me and my girl snuck in the
AMC the other day, see a movie.
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We was looking at the
movie posters on the wall,
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and guess how many movie
posters they got on there
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with black people on them.
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- Guess!
- One.
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- Zero!
- Zero.
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It's sad, man.
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Key and Peele put a movie
out with a cat in it,
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they put the cat on the poster.
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They dressed the cat up
like a nigga instead of
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putting two niggas that
made the movie on the poster.
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So was it a cat in a suit
or just looked like a nigga?
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It was... You know, you know a cat,
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what a, what a nigga cat look like!
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Okay. All right, man. I got it.
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- It's fucked up. I know.
- It is.
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Shit's nuts out here. I'm
glad somebody agree with me.
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See, that's why I like you. You smart.
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Smarter than a lot of
them. Why I like you.
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Oh, you got somewhere to be?
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- Yes! Bibby, man. Yeah, I said that, man.
- Oh, shit, my bad.
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- Hey, I didn't know. My bad. Hey.
- Just...
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Hey, no big deal, baby.
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Hey. Hey, hey, hey.
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No big deal. You should've said that.
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- All right, man. We good.
- I'll get you squared away.
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Oh, shit. Don't worry about that.
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Don't worry. That ain't nothing.
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Yeah, I got the cut, the usual. Uh-huh.
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Get you ready for Hollywood.
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That reminds me, hey, did
you see that basketball player
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that hit all them people at
the club in that invisible car?
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- That shit on YouTube.
- Yeah, man.
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- I-I know about it.
- That is the funniest vi...
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You got to see this shit.
I got to show you this.
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- Yeah, man.
- Shit here is funny.
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But I ain't got to, I
ain't got to, I already...
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Uh-uh. You got to watch this.
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You need to watch this, trust me.
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Yeah, watch that right quick.
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I'm-a use the bathroom, though.
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- Man, where you go...?
- Let me just...
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Hey, Bibby, man. Somebody...
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Somebody calling your phone, bruh.
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Raindrops, peach emoji?
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Hello? What you doing?
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Uh-uh. Don't do that. Don't
go through that. Hello?
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Baby, baby, baby, what
is you yelling for?
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I'm on my way! I'm ten minutes...
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I'm on 85 right now, I promise.
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Promise to God, I'm on 85!
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All right, I'm-a be there. Cool. Shit.
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Oh, boy.
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- What are, what are you doing?
- Leaving.
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Leav...? Man, Bibby,
you can't leave me here
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with half a haircut, man.
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Look at this shit, man. Come on now!
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It's cool 'cause you coming with me.
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- Come on.
- Bibby, I ain't going...
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Man, I ain't going nowhere
till my hair get cut, bruh.
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Come on, man. Listen, my girl stay
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five minutes around the
corner. I'll cut you over there.
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- We'll be right back.
- Why, man?
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We already in a barbershop, bruh.
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Hey. I know you don't
want nobody else in here
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to cut your hair for
your billboard, do you?
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You trying to go to Hollywood now.
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You want to be on the poster or
you want the cat on the poster?
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- A'ight, man.
- Come on now. Yeah, so...
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- Come on.
- Shit, man!
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- All right, let's go.
- Hey, hey, hey, hey.
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We got to go out the back, man.
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Them people, them people be out
there. Just come on this way.
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We ain't going out the front?
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Oh, goddamn.
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Hey, fam, what your cable
situation looking like?
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- What?
- Yeah, your cable.
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'Cause, listen, I'm
with Clear Cable now.
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I'm working with them on the side.
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So if you sign up with me, I'll
make sure you're taken care of.
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- You know what I'm talking about?
- I'm straight, Bibby.
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Well, fine. Do this for me, then.
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Take these business cards,
pass them out at your show
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or take them to a studio or something.
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Throw them at the crowd,
whatever you got to do.
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Make sure you pick
up my loosies, though,
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'cause them ain't cheap.
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"Klear Cable." With a "K."
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Clever, right?
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Toothpick?
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50 cent.
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I'm good, man.
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Hey. Yo, my man. Hey.
Where your mom at, boy?
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Where your...? Oh, baby, I'm here!
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You a hour late. Come on, Omari.
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Hour late? What you talking about?
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Let's go. We're going. Let's go.
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- Come on.
- Wait, baby. Calm down. Calm down.
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Bibby, I ain't got time for this.
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- Move!
- Baby, I'm here now. What you doing?
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- This ain't none of my fault.
- Whose fault is it?
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It's his fault!
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You always got some type of excuse, man!
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No, this not no excuse this time.
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Seriously, this is his fault.
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He called me, talking about
his car was broke down.
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You know what I'm talking about?
And I was on my way home to you.
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I had told him. He
said, could I help him.
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I was like, "Nah, I got
to go do the right thing."
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You know what I'm saying?
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But he start crying and stuff.
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Talking about his engine.
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Yeah, he had queef engine
or something like that.
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And his carburetor had jaundice.
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So I then had to go and pick
him up off the side of the road.
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'Cause only reason why I did that
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is 'cause of all that Jesus
stuff you've been teaching me.
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- You know what I'm saying?
- Mm-hm.
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You're supposed to help.
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- What would Jesus do?
- Why he wearing a cape?
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He a magician! How I supposed to know?
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Listen, baby, look. Look, now.
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I'm trying to do the right thing.
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I only did this 'cause of you.
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You've been trying to get my life right.
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It's been 'cause of you I'm doing this.
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I wouldn't even help the
nigga had it not been for you.
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That's why I even came
over here to tell you.
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I wanted to thank you
for all the stuff...
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You-You done changed my
life. Thank you, baby.
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- Hurry up.
- Thank you.
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Come on, baby. Here.
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My man, come on, let's get it. Let's go.
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I ain't got all day.
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Oh... hey. I wasn't talking to you.
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I was talking to my man. Come on, bro.
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Bibby, man, I know you
kidding me with this shit.
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I know you ain't just gonna cut his hair
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after driving me around
damn creation, man!
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Listen, I know, but he
had an appointment, though.
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- Nigga, so did I!
- That's true.
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But, technically, his was before yours.
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Know what I'm sayin'?
Just calm down, man.
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We gonna be here five minutes.
He... he just need a line.
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- Go on, Bibby, man! Shit!
- Thank you, man.
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Come on now. It's all good.
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Five more minutes.
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All right, little man. There you go.
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- Bibby!
- What?
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The water's not running.
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I thought you said you paid the bill.
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I did pay the bill!
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Well, I guess I'm imagining things, huh?
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Thought I paid that bill.
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You're a magician?
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No.
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That's what Bibby said.
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- Well, Bibby's an idiot.
- That's mean.
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Can you show me a trick?
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Little man. I just told you
I wasn't a magician, okay?
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What's wrong with your hair?
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Are you sick or something?
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- The hell?
- That was your trick?
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And now the power?!
238
00:09:28,240 --> 00:09:31,479
- Bibby, you said you paid that!
- I did pay it, baby.
239
00:09:31,504 --> 00:09:32,923
You know Donald Trump
and them biz out here.
240
00:09:32,948 --> 00:09:35,683
The devil always
trying to steal our j...
241
00:09:35,972 --> 00:09:38,362
You did not just steal from me.
242
00:09:38,593 --> 00:09:40,293
This for the boy haircut!
243
00:09:40,354 --> 00:09:41,860
I got to go, baby. God bless you now.
244
00:09:41,895 --> 00:09:44,029
Bibby.
245
00:09:44,540 --> 00:09:45,841
Bibby!
246
00:09:47,195 --> 00:09:49,915
This nigga! Shit!
247
00:09:52,250 --> 00:09:53,126
Hey, man.
248
00:09:53,176 --> 00:09:55,276
Sorry about all that.
249
00:09:55,301 --> 00:09:57,601
You know how crazy these hos can get.
250
00:09:58,342 --> 00:10:00,568
Hey, guess I'm staying with my
other woman tonight, you know...
251
00:10:00,593 --> 00:10:02,493
Bibby, man, just take me
back to the shop, all right?
252
00:10:02,518 --> 00:10:04,116
I ain't playing with you, Bibby.
253
00:10:04,554 --> 00:10:07,121
Okay, all right. All right.
254
00:10:07,157 --> 00:10:08,473
You must be starving though, right?
255
00:10:08,501 --> 00:10:09,626
Hell yeah, man.
256
00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:11,651
My whole day been fucked up so far. Yes.
257
00:10:11,687 --> 00:10:14,554
Good. Let me get you something
to eat. It's the least I can do.
258
00:10:14,590 --> 00:10:16,122
I'm-a take care of you.
259
00:10:16,158 --> 00:10:17,513
Take you right back
to the shop after that.
260
00:10:17,538 --> 00:10:19,839
We're gonna eat. Hey, you like Zaxby's?
261
00:10:21,417 --> 00:10:23,459
Nigga, don't be rude.
262
00:10:23,498 --> 00:10:26,032
- Of course I love Zaxby's.
- I got you.
263
00:10:26,068 --> 00:10:28,188
Thank you.
264
00:10:28,213 --> 00:10:30,313
Talking 'bout. Shit.
265
00:10:35,110 --> 00:10:37,077
What...?
266
00:10:37,501 --> 00:10:39,220
- Yeah.
- Nigga, what the fuck is this?
267
00:10:39,250 --> 00:10:40,834
Come on, man, you know
I dabble in construction
268
00:10:40,866 --> 00:10:42,566
from time to time.
Come on, you got to eat!
269
00:10:42,601 --> 00:10:43,934
Nigga, this ain't no restaurant!
270
00:10:43,969 --> 00:10:46,638
You coming or not? Come on!
271
00:10:46,663 --> 00:10:48,838
Here we go.
272
00:10:49,542 --> 00:10:50,876
Zaxby's!
273
00:10:53,647 --> 00:10:55,005
Nigga, these your leftovers?
274
00:10:55,042 --> 00:10:58,918
No! I mean, I did eat the
chicken wings. And the sauce.
275
00:10:58,944 --> 00:11:01,117
And part of that bread. But
them chicken tenders right there,
276
00:11:01,153 --> 00:11:02,619
that's all you, my man.
277
00:11:02,654 --> 00:11:05,864
Take me back to the
shop, now, 'cause I swear,
278
00:11:05,889 --> 00:11:07,201
you keep playing with me, Bibby,
279
00:11:07,209 --> 00:11:09,208
and I'm-a fuck you up, all right?
280
00:11:09,209 --> 00:11:11,543
Listen. You the one said you was hungry.
281
00:11:11,582 --> 00:11:13,248
I was just trying to help you out,
282
00:11:13,273 --> 00:11:14,606
but we can go back to the shop.
283
00:11:14,631 --> 00:11:16,201
Thank you. Let's go, man.
284
00:11:16,537 --> 00:11:17,795
Hey, yo, just help me get this lumber
285
00:11:17,820 --> 00:11:19,492
- in the back of my truck...
- Man, fuck that, man!
286
00:11:19,523 --> 00:11:20,562
Finish my hair!
287
00:11:20,587 --> 00:11:22,205
Man, help me get this lumber. I promise,
288
00:11:22,241 --> 00:11:24,750
the faster we do this, the
faster I can cut your hair.
289
00:11:24,775 --> 00:11:27,102
I'm taking you right back to
the shop after this, I promise.
290
00:11:27,127 --> 00:11:29,713
Just help me load this up. I promise!
291
00:11:30,783 --> 00:11:32,582
Fuck, man!
292
00:11:33,667 --> 00:11:35,418
Nigga, three? You better pick up five.
293
00:11:35,423 --> 00:11:37,333
- Use your back, too, bitch.
- I don't have that many muscles.
294
00:11:37,358 --> 00:11:38,860
Come on, man.
295
00:11:41,196 --> 00:11:44,160
Perfect. Just got one
more bundle, my man.
296
00:11:45,250 --> 00:11:46,584
Shit!
297
00:11:48,647 --> 00:11:50,847
Hey, yo, Al, let's go, man.
298
00:11:51,042 --> 00:11:54,221
What do you think you're
doing? You stealing my lumber?
299
00:11:54,246 --> 00:11:55,672
- What the... What are you, uh...
- Hey, ma'am, calm...
300
00:11:55,707 --> 00:11:58,051
What the hell do you think
you're doing on my property?
301
00:11:58,076 --> 00:11:59,376
- Ma'am, calm down.
- You're trespassing.
302
00:11:59,411 --> 00:12:00,644
I know, ma'am. Just calm down. Listen.
303
00:12:00,679 --> 00:12:02,445
No, I will not calm down.
Who the hell are you?
304
00:12:02,481 --> 00:12:03,480
Listen, I work for the contractors
305
00:12:03,515 --> 00:12:04,681
that's building the house, right?
306
00:12:04,716 --> 00:12:07,355
I loaned ya'll this
lumber as collateral.
307
00:12:07,375 --> 00:12:09,625
- And then ain't nobody paid us...
- I'm calling the cops.
308
00:12:09,667 --> 00:12:10,792
- Bibby.
- Don't call the... Listen.
309
00:12:10,842 --> 00:12:12,142
All that ain't necessary, ma'am.
310
00:12:12,167 --> 00:12:13,861
I had to reconfiscate this wood
311
00:12:13,886 --> 00:12:15,135
'cause ain't nobody paid me my money.
312
00:12:15,160 --> 00:12:16,650
So, you should speak to your husband,
313
00:12:16,675 --> 00:12:17,752
so we can get paid.
314
00:12:17,777 --> 00:12:20,174
Oh, I will call my husband,
and then the police.
315
00:12:20,199 --> 00:12:22,861
Well, do it then, beige lady! Call 'em!
316
00:12:22,886 --> 00:12:25,118
Hey! You son of a bitch.
317
00:12:25,143 --> 00:12:26,876
We're gonna sue you!
318
00:12:26,901 --> 00:12:29,087
Sue! But you need to
talk to your husband,
319
00:12:29,112 --> 00:12:31,808
'cause we ain't had no
contracts, 'cause he cheap.
320
00:12:37,082 --> 00:12:39,115
That's my wood!
321
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:50,594
Hey. You don't think she
called the police, do you?
322
00:12:50,868 --> 00:12:54,230
I'm still on probation,
nigga, so I hope the fuck not.
323
00:12:54,821 --> 00:12:57,858
Nah, she ain't call 'em.
We all right. It's all good.
324
00:12:57,883 --> 00:12:59,850
Do I even have to say it, Bibby?
325
00:13:01,751 --> 00:13:03,335
- We should probably...
- Should probably head back to the shop.
326
00:13:03,375 --> 00:13:05,084
- Just head on back to the shop, yeah.
- Right? That's right.
327
00:13:05,085 --> 00:13:07,644
I'm-a take you right on back,
get you cut up real quick.
328
00:13:08,226 --> 00:13:10,526
I got you, Paper Boi.
329
00:13:20,074 --> 00:13:21,841
- Oh, hell no!
- What the...?
330
00:13:33,876 --> 00:13:36,459
Bibby, goddamn it, man!
What are you doing?!
331
00:13:36,460 --> 00:13:39,424
- It's all good. It's all good.
- Fucking toothpicks, man. Shit!
332
00:13:45,375 --> 00:13:47,251
How you gonna do that when
I got no seat belt on, nigga?
333
00:13:47,268 --> 00:13:48,734
My bad. You should wear
your seat belt at all times.
334
00:13:48,770 --> 00:13:50,336
Yeah, no shit. Why is your shit...?
335
00:13:50,371 --> 00:13:52,071
- Yeah, that's the only thing.
- Man, Bibby...
336
00:13:52,106 --> 00:13:53,372
Fuck it.
337
00:13:53,408 --> 00:13:54,874
Oh, yeah, that one don't work good.
338
00:14:02,820 --> 00:14:04,292
Shit.
339
00:14:05,227 --> 00:14:06,886
Lamar!
340
00:14:06,921 --> 00:14:08,574
Look, Pops...
341
00:14:08,599 --> 00:14:10,551
Hey, tell me they just kidnapped you.
342
00:14:10,576 --> 00:14:12,216
I know good and goddamn
well you ain't out here
343
00:14:12,260 --> 00:14:13,559
skipping school again.
344
00:14:13,595 --> 00:14:14,827
Tell me you're not
skipping school again.
345
00:14:14,862 --> 00:14:16,062
- I'm sorry, Pops!
- Nah, don't be sorry.
346
00:14:16,097 --> 00:14:17,663
- Shit.
- Don't be sorry now.
347
00:14:17,699 --> 00:14:19,398
You think I work hard
at these three jobs
348
00:14:19,434 --> 00:14:22,635
so you can walk around town
with your little nigglet friends,
349
00:14:22,670 --> 00:14:24,637
skipping school all day?
350
00:14:25,298 --> 00:14:27,165
I work hard, man.
351
00:14:27,190 --> 00:14:30,095
But y'all think y'all
grown, don't you? Huh?
352
00:14:30,120 --> 00:14:31,978
Well, since y'all grown,
please tell me you put up
353
00:14:32,013 --> 00:14:33,980
the street team posters
I gave you today.
354
00:14:34,015 --> 00:14:35,381
Man, we put up a couple.
355
00:14:35,416 --> 00:14:36,916
- I beg your pardon?
- We put up a couple!
356
00:14:36,951 --> 00:14:38,751
- Come again, say what?
- We put up a couple!
357
00:14:38,786 --> 00:14:41,020
Give them to me. Give them to me.
358
00:14:43,805 --> 00:14:45,905
Man, y'all barely made a dent!
359
00:14:46,024 --> 00:14:48,098
You had one thing to do today.
360
00:14:48,123 --> 00:14:50,152
We ain't gonna never get this $35 now.
361
00:14:50,177 --> 00:14:52,231
And I trusted you to do this for me.
362
00:14:52,626 --> 00:14:54,793
You little niggas ain't shit, man.
363
00:14:54,818 --> 00:14:55,901
That's all right, though.
364
00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:58,004
'Cause I got somebody here
for you, matter of fact.
365
00:14:58,312 --> 00:14:59,511
Hey, yo, Alfred!
366
00:15:02,167 --> 00:15:03,790
The hell you want, Bibby?
367
00:15:03,815 --> 00:15:05,404
Hey! Come inspire the youth!
368
00:15:05,429 --> 00:15:08,097
- Man, I ain't in this!
- Alfred, this is my son.
369
00:15:09,390 --> 00:15:11,423
Yo, is that, is that Paper Boi?
370
00:15:11,448 --> 00:15:13,019
Yeah, that's right. That is Paper Boi.
371
00:15:13,054 --> 00:15:14,453
And I brought him up
here to inspire y'all,
372
00:15:14,489 --> 00:15:15,861
since y'all don't listen to me.
373
00:15:15,886 --> 00:15:18,197
Hey, yo! How come you don't look fresh?
374
00:15:18,222 --> 00:15:20,359
- Excuse me?
- You don't look fresh or famous.
375
00:15:20,395 --> 00:15:23,720
Y-Your hair is raggedy as shit. Damn!
376
00:15:23,745 --> 00:15:25,131
You out here looking
like a Super Saiyan.
377
00:15:25,166 --> 00:15:26,882
Your hair is fucked up, man.
378
00:15:26,907 --> 00:15:28,655
Like, damn. Oh, shit.
379
00:15:28,667 --> 00:15:30,709
What the fuck did you
do to his hair, yo?
380
00:15:30,751 --> 00:15:33,121
- Lamar. Not right now. Not right now.
- Pops. Pops.
381
00:15:33,146 --> 00:15:34,306
Not right now.
382
00:15:38,013 --> 00:15:39,684
You know why it's fucked up? Hey.
383
00:15:39,709 --> 00:15:41,090
You know why it's fucked up?
384
00:15:41,115 --> 00:15:42,742
'Cause your crazy-ass
daddy was supposed
385
00:15:42,751 --> 00:15:44,502
to cut my damn hair, a'ight?
386
00:15:44,977 --> 00:15:46,669
And what the hell it
matter anyway, nigga?
387
00:15:46,694 --> 00:15:48,288
I'm a regular-ass person.
388
00:15:48,313 --> 00:15:49,879
I need to get my hair cut sometimes.
389
00:15:49,904 --> 00:15:51,732
Famous people need to eat and shit
390
00:15:51,757 --> 00:15:53,993
and brush their goddamn teeth!
391
00:15:54,460 --> 00:15:56,215
I'm regular, bruh, all right?
392
00:15:58,153 --> 00:16:01,004
Yo, so, um... can you put me on?
393
00:16:01,363 --> 00:16:02,268
What?
394
00:16:02,303 --> 00:16:04,189
I got a fire mixtape.
395
00:16:04,214 --> 00:16:05,621
I'm like Lonzo Ball.
396
00:16:06,974 --> 00:16:08,808
It's actually pretty good.
397
00:16:09,497 --> 00:16:12,164
I'm done, man. Yup.
398
00:16:12,189 --> 00:16:13,946
I'm done, bruh. That's it.
399
00:16:15,064 --> 00:16:16,297
We done!
400
00:16:16,322 --> 00:16:18,148
We done. I'm going back to the shop,
401
00:16:18,173 --> 00:16:19,871
cut his hair 'cause that's
what grown people do...
402
00:16:19,876 --> 00:16:21,668
Yo, Lamar! Man, get your ass in the car.
403
00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:23,764
- Come over here.
- Bibby, let's go, man!
404
00:16:23,800 --> 00:16:26,300
We... Come on, let's go.
405
00:16:26,625 --> 00:16:28,679
Take y'all asses to school!
406
00:16:30,542 --> 00:16:32,800
- Pops, I said I was sorry.
- What? Hey! My man,
407
00:16:32,834 --> 00:16:34,844
you don't have to be sorry to me at all.
408
00:16:34,869 --> 00:16:36,302
You can save that. I don't care at all.
409
00:16:36,337 --> 00:16:37,970
Hey, you got to explain
that to your mama.
410
00:16:38,005 --> 00:16:40,339
- Please do not tell Mama. God!
- Don't tell your mama?
411
00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:42,041
Well, I'm calling her right now.
412
00:16:42,076 --> 00:16:44,384
She got to know. Shit,
she the one wanted you.
413
00:16:44,417 --> 00:16:44,918
Bibby...
414
00:16:44,959 --> 00:16:46,251
- Do you have minutes?
- What?
415
00:16:46,292 --> 00:16:47,501
- I know. The kids these days, right?
- The road, man...
416
00:16:47,515 --> 00:16:49,982
- The road, Bibby.
- I got this. Yeah. See?
417
00:16:50,017 --> 00:16:51,669
- Now you got Paper Boi mad.
- Bibby, the road, man.
418
00:16:51,709 --> 00:16:52,917
- Why don't you go straight?
- Yeah. I got this!
419
00:16:52,918 --> 00:16:54,377
Nigga, if you kill me, I swear to God,
420
00:16:54,404 --> 00:16:56,282
- I'm-a fuck you up, boy.
- It's all good. I got this.
421
00:16:56,292 --> 00:16:57,542
Oh, that's it. Him asking me for favors,
422
00:16:57,590 --> 00:16:58,715
you know what I'm talking about?
423
00:16:58,743 --> 00:17:00,543
- Can you watch the road?
- These kids these days.
424
00:17:00,578 --> 00:17:02,044
I ask you for favors all the time.
425
00:17:02,080 --> 00:17:03,379
You don't know nothing about nothing!
426
00:17:03,414 --> 00:17:04,780
Huh. Shit.
427
00:17:04,816 --> 00:17:06,282
"Son, can you take the trash out?"
428
00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:07,583
- Bibby.
- Huh?
429
00:17:07,619 --> 00:17:09,752
- The road, bruh.
- I-I'm fine.
430
00:17:09,959 --> 00:17:12,918
- Damn. "Son, could you please
stop skipping school?" - Bibby.
431
00:17:12,959 --> 00:17:15,209
- "Son, could you not jack off
with my good lotion?" - Bibby.
432
00:17:15,250 --> 00:17:16,751
- Oh, really? Right in front of Paper Boi?
- That kind.
433
00:17:16,761 --> 00:17:17,727
- Simple. Simple...
- Bibby. Bibby!
434
00:17:19,985 --> 00:17:22,547
- Bibby, man... Fuck!
- Okay. Hey, everybody all right?
435
00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:23,210
Lamar, you good?
436
00:17:23,250 --> 00:17:23,917
- Nigga, man...
- I'm fine.
437
00:17:23,946 --> 00:17:25,834
Man, I got weed in my
fucking pockets, Bibby!
438
00:17:25,868 --> 00:17:27,335
It's okay. Okay. Everybody good.
439
00:17:27,360 --> 00:17:28,437
- Everybody good.
- Get the fuck off me, man.
440
00:17:28,473 --> 00:17:30,339
All right. It's good.
Everything good. Hey, listen.
441
00:17:30,375 --> 00:17:31,641
Hey, y'all, this what we gonna do.
442
00:17:31,676 --> 00:17:33,342
Hey, hop in the driver's
seat right quick.
443
00:17:33,584 --> 00:17:35,751
- Nigga, what?
- I got warrants, man.
444
00:17:35,774 --> 00:17:36,811
- Hop over here right quick.
- Fuck you, man!
445
00:17:36,836 --> 00:17:37,889
I'm on probation, man!
446
00:17:37,914 --> 00:17:40,272
- Get his ass up here!
- I don't have a license.
447
00:17:40,297 --> 00:17:41,858
It's okay. Hey, it's all good.
448
00:17:41,883 --> 00:17:42,752
- It's all good. We good.
- Oh, my God.
449
00:17:42,787 --> 00:17:44,497
We good. We good. Listen, see?
450
00:17:44,542 --> 00:17:45,501
The driver's still good.
451
00:17:45,523 --> 00:17:47,123
They mobile, at least.
452
00:17:47,158 --> 00:17:49,145
Everything fine. We gonna be all right.
453
00:17:52,397 --> 00:17:54,797
Oh, shit.
454
00:17:54,832 --> 00:17:57,074
- Oh, goddamn it.
- Nah. Nah, fuck that.
455
00:17:57,099 --> 00:17:58,595
What you doing?
456
00:17:58,670 --> 00:18:01,070
What?! Ah, Bibby, man!
457
00:18:27,892 --> 00:18:30,726
Get out, skipper.
458
00:18:30,808 --> 00:18:33,109
Damn, with you skipping school.
459
00:18:37,501 --> 00:18:40,918
You know, for the record,
I never wanted you.
460
00:18:40,961 --> 00:18:42,475
Yo, Alfred!
461
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:45,001
Hey, Al, let's get
you that haircut, baby.
462
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:47,793
Anybody else pee a little
bit when we had that wreck?
463
00:18:47,804 --> 00:18:49,270
Just me?
464
00:18:49,470 --> 00:18:50,669
Hey, yo, Al, listen.
465
00:18:50,704 --> 00:18:52,367
Hey, sorry about the
hit-and-run thing,
466
00:18:52,392 --> 00:18:54,436
but you know I can't
go back to jail, baby.
467
00:18:54,520 --> 00:18:56,041
I just can't do it.
I don't weigh enough.
468
00:18:56,076 --> 00:18:58,377
You know, I'll be somebody
girlfriend immediately in jail.
469
00:18:58,412 --> 00:18:59,911
I don't fuck with no jails.
470
00:18:59,947 --> 00:19:02,914
Just passing by the Atlanta
pen make my boy-hymen hurt.
471
00:19:02,950 --> 00:19:04,441
Hello?
472
00:19:04,466 --> 00:19:06,200
Smooth, what's good, baby?
473
00:19:06,420 --> 00:19:08,453
Oh, no, baby. I ain't busy.
474
00:19:08,489 --> 00:19:11,056
You should've been called me.
I got that on me right now.
475
00:19:11,091 --> 00:19:13,792
No, I'll bring it to you
right now. Don't be ridiculous.
476
00:19:13,827 --> 00:19:16,428
I'm on my way. I'll be right over there.
477
00:19:16,463 --> 00:19:19,064
Yeah, I'm on my way. No big deal.
478
00:19:20,005 --> 00:19:22,627
Hey. I left something in my truck.
479
00:19:28,609 --> 00:19:30,876
Let's get you that haircut.
480
00:19:43,375 --> 00:19:45,084
All righty.
481
00:19:45,125 --> 00:19:47,325
My man. There you go.
482
00:19:47,361 --> 00:19:50,295
See, no problem. Looking good.
483
00:19:50,330 --> 00:19:51,797
Ready.
484
00:19:54,368 --> 00:19:57,302
My dawg.
485
00:19:57,337 --> 00:20:00,672
Hey, um, you forgot to pay me.
486
00:20:01,169 --> 00:20:03,041
Nigga, you got to be fucking kidding me.
487
00:20:03,076 --> 00:20:04,638
Nah. You haven't paid me.
488
00:20:04,663 --> 00:20:07,679
You know, you dragged me out of here,
489
00:20:07,714 --> 00:20:09,414
ruined my whole goddamn day,
490
00:20:09,450 --> 00:20:11,249
you almost got me in trouble
with the fucking cops,
491
00:20:11,285 --> 00:20:14,719
and then you almost killed me
with your goddamn driving, man.
492
00:20:14,755 --> 00:20:17,956
Ruined? Nigga, we had a good day today.
493
00:20:17,991 --> 00:20:20,604
I took you to mentor to
some kids. You're welcome.
494
00:20:20,629 --> 00:20:22,881
And then we-we ate at
that white lady house.
495
00:20:22,906 --> 00:20:24,796
And then we hit that
Asian lady from the back,
496
00:20:24,832 --> 00:20:26,015
you know what I'm talking about.
497
00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:28,667
Then we came back up
here, I cut your hair.
498
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:34,054
I know good and goddamn
well he ain't drop my money.
499
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:37,400
No tip?
500
00:20:40,876 --> 00:20:42,918
This ain't like the other
ones where, you know,
501
00:20:42,941 --> 00:20:45,716
they just put three random
movies together, like Kazaam
502
00:20:45,751 --> 00:20:49,543
or, you know, Glitter or
Leprechauns in the Hood.
503
00:20:49,584 --> 00:20:51,944
I'm talking about you need these, cuz.
504
00:20:51,969 --> 00:20:53,861
Hey, my man, Paper Boi!
505
00:20:53,886 --> 00:20:56,397
Good. You right on time, fam.
I ain't know you was coming.
506
00:20:56,422 --> 00:20:59,723
Sit on down.
507
00:21:00,026 --> 00:21:01,825
- Yo, what's up, man?
- What up?
508
00:21:03,638 --> 00:21:05,271
- What we doing today?
- Yeah, man.
509
00:21:05,296 --> 00:21:07,629
Let me get a... temple fade.
510
00:21:10,559 --> 00:21:12,202
How low?
511
00:21:12,238 --> 00:21:13,877
Two?
512
00:21:14,505 --> 00:21:16,338
Or a three?
513
00:21:18,144 --> 00:21:19,910
Uh...
514
00:21:19,946 --> 00:21:21,674
a tw...
515
00:21:22,982 --> 00:21:25,449
No, man, a...
516
00:21:41,775 --> 00:21:46,775
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