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Werewolves and vampires

have peacefully cohabited for thousands of years,

until one werewolf proclaimed that it was blasphemy,

that they were the true chosen ones.

He made it his quest to eradicate

all vampires in the Americas.

He was successful, and the last to go was the Lair.

There was only one vampire who could stop him,

- the vampire, Landon.

And it was now time to have him travel to the Americas,

repopulate, and rise against the werewolf who caused it all.

Oh yeah.

Oh.

- Okay. - Yeah.

- Oh. - What you think, Rick?

Sure, we'll set it down for a while.

Oh.

Right.

- Oh, okay, all right.

Do we really need the penises next time we do this?

No, but I like it, it's so big.

True, and I do like them big.

- Yeah, you do.

- So, I know

the little werewolf approached you.

Yeah, yeah, he,

he wanted my help.

With what?

- He's,

he's so tired of his situation with Charles,

he's been abused, and beaten, and,

- and he thinks

I'm in the same boat, so.

You told him, of course, that wasn't true.

Oh, I thought it would be best if he thought it was true.

That way he'll confide in me.

I mean, I'm not, I, you've been,

- you've been nothing

but loving to me,

and I, (laughs) I wanted it all, I did.

I wanted it, but.

You're considering it.

- You don't wanna be

this way anymore?

You wanna what, take the book, leave,

and learn how to become something else?

Hey,

you can't hide anything from me.

I see, I hear, and I know,

and I'm nothing like Landon.

- He's so much more.

I just get impressions, he gets it word for word.

- He says you didn't

give the book to Charles.

Neither did the little werewolf.

No, he wanted to become a new breed.

- Wow.

So did you.

He made it sound so much better,

I mean, maybe this new breed wouldn't have to hide away,

maybe we could come out during the day,

and maybe we could eat real food, and be with people.

- And I'm so unhappy!

That is why Landon is here.

He's gonna help us, so we can stop the hiding,

- and live normally. - And I,

- I can't see my family.

We don't have to live like this-

- Everybody- - We don't have

to live in the shadows.

I wanna see them, I,

the world that I left is,

yeah, it might suck, but this new world is so lonely!

- It's not the same

that life is over.

God, I'm so stupid.

If only I'd waited for Landon.

God, I was just so lonely.

I should have never listened to you.

I just wanted to have someone to be with me.

So stupid.

- So fucking stupid. - I'm sorry.

Oh, I'm so sorry, if I,

I didn't know what I was doing.

If I, and if I could take it back, I.

- I'm sorry.

I know.

Come on in, my darling boys.

See?

He knows everything.

You better.

Ah.

- Ah, that was lovely.

Oh.

- Mm,

there you are.

- Sit down.

- Oh.

Mm.

I'm going to give you the book.

You're going to take it to the boy.

He's not going to give it to Charles.

- He's gonna run away.

Alas, you won't run away with him.

- I, I- - Shh.

Whoa.

- The full moon is tonight.

They will be at full power, wanting to attack,

and obliterate us.

He'll be able, for the first time,

- to find me here,

and be able to enter the house, and the Lair.

- Wake up.

I have two 600-year-old sorcerers

holding the energy together for us.

So they can't enter the house.

Charles is a coward.

He won't even leave his compound.

He will send out his army, and hope they can take me down.

But I'll appear at his home.

Go inside and kill him.

I just need Charles gone.

Once he's dead,

- they will all retreat.

But as I said, the Lair will be closed tonight.

He plans to come here to kill me.

- I need you here

to keep me safe.

Yes, sir.

You can't win.

Fuck you, Landon Scott.

- Don't be so sure.

You got it?

Yeah, ah, Landon gave it to me

- to give it to you, I,

I don't get it.

- Maybe it's a trap. - Well,

he said he didn't care if you had it.

He knows you're not gonna give it to Charles,

- so, he said he doesn't care,

but he does care if I go with you.

So, he said just to, just to give it to you,

- and to come back. - No,

you have to come with me.

It's you and me against all this insanity.

- Why don't you just come

with me inside the house?

That way we'll be safe.

And he told me just to hide out with Rein and Josh,

and Devon will be out fighting,

or doing whatever the hell he's doing,

- and Landon said

he's got some old sorcerers making sure we're safe,

so just come inside!

No, like Landon is gonna let me,

a werewolf, inside the house.

Like, you and I just need to get outta here.

- We have the book,

we have everything we need.

I can't, I can't, I can't go against him,

I can't fight him off, he knows everything!

Where the hell are we supposed to go?

With the book, you can.

We can, don't you understand?

And how the hell are we supposed to use it?

It's insane to think that we can just,

- just take this thing,

and use it.

Fine.

Damn it.

- How the fuck?

We finally meet face to face.

You're quite lovely, aren't you?

You know, we don't have to do this,

- this show of force.

It's really not necessary, it's really not necessary,

it's really not necessary.

We could live in harmony if you just give in,

- just give in, just give in-

I'm very different, there's enough room, there's enough,

there's enough room for all of us.

There's enough room for all of us.

You're very beautiful.

- But just like before,

you come here,

you take without asking.

We had to find a place to exist in your world.

My beautiful man, my beautiful man, my beautiful man,

my beautiful man, don't you remember?

Don't you remember, don't you remember, don't you-

We've done this dance, we've done this dance many times.

- Many times, many times.

Don't you remember?

Don't you remember?

- Who the fuck?

- You remember this?

- Fuck yeah. - Ah!

Oh yes!

I wanted you to feel my power,

- inside of you.

Inside of you.

I want you to feel the power, want you to feel the power.

And I have the ability to do anything I want.

It's all in your hands, what you want for your people.

I love you, I love you, I love you-

- I know that you love me.

We can stop this cycle right now.

Tullen!

Where the fuck is Dimitri?

I don't know.

He fucking used me.

He think he can come over here, and just do anything.

Well, fuck you, Landon Scott!

Right now he thinks he has the upper hand.

But pretty soon,

I'll start with his home.

And everyone he loves and cherishes.

Then I'll fucking slaughter every vampire that he's made.

He think he's just come over, and just take over.

I need to find out if Dimitri got the book.

He has it.

Where will he hide?

- I may know.

Go find him.

Fuck you, Landon Scott.

What the fuck are you doing?

Nah, don't even think about it.

- I just want out.

I don't wanna be his toy anymore.

Just wanna be normal.

And this book has all the answers

to show me how to be something different.

How the fuck did you get it?

Mario gave it to me.

Wait, that doesn't make any sense.

Ah, whatever.

- You stupid little man.

What the fuck are you trying to pull?

Where's the book?

It had a spell on it, I couldn't pick it up.

- Could you?

He said you wouldn't be able to have it.

Do you understand how important

it is to have the fucking book?

We can find a spell to get into his house.

- We can get into his house,

we can kill everyone.

If we kill Landon, everything falls apart.

- If we don't, we're fucked!

Stupid children.

Stupid children.

I call on you to protect us.

- Fuck, mm.

Elements of the sun, elements of the day.

Please come this way.

- Powers of the night and day,

I summon thee.

I call on thee to protect us,

so may it be.

- Elements of the sun,

elements of the day.

Please come this way.

Powers of the night and day.

I summon thee.

I call upon thee to protect us.

So may it be.

Stay inside, stay inside.

Do not leave the house, do not leave the house.

We can overcome it.

All right, little whiskey, hey.

- Cheers, brother.

- To the end of the world.

- You want one? - Yeah.

You said you don't smoke.

- I do smoke. - Nah, you don't.

Just give me one, you son of a bitch.

Hmm.

My beautiful boys.

Stay inside.

Do not leave the house.

You'll both be safe here.

Understand?

- Yes. - Yeah.

- No matter what you hear.

Oh, Mario will also be staying with us.

He's too weak to fight.

What do we do now?

We stay.

- Well, yeah, but. - Tch.

♪ His name is daddy long legs ♪

♪ True, it's a lovely climb ♪

♪ Why do you never come to port ♪

♪ I really tell me why ♪

♪ Although the skies in (indistinct) ♪

Ah, divine.

♪ Your form ♪

♪ I fear you'd steal a storm and on ♪

♪ I really think you are ♪

♪ Oh, this is daddy long legs ♪

♪ Never give up, he climbs ♪

Aw.

♪ It's true I never go to port ♪

♪ And I will tell you why ♪

Showtime.

♪ If I had big long legs like yours ♪

♪ At once, I'd go to port ♪

♪ But all I've done because my legs ♪

♪ Are so unbelievably short ♪

♪ Oh, here's to daddy long legs ♪

♪ Never give up, he climbs ♪

♪ I wish you'd take my way to town ♪

♪ In poverty you'll die ♪

♪ But I will (indistinct) ♪

♪ But here's to daddy long legs ♪

♪ I could never be her man ♪

- Ha! - Elements of the sun!

- Elements of the day!

Please come this way.

- Elements of the sun,

- elements of the day!

Please come this way!

I summon thee!

- I call on thee

- to protect us!

- So may it be!

Elements of the sun, elements of the day!

Please come this way!

- Powers of the night and day!

I summon thee, I summon thee!

I call on thee to protect us, so may it be!

Protect us, so may it be.

- Elements of the sun!

- May it be!

- So may it be!

- So may it be!

So may it be!

- So may it be!

So may it be!

Sleep.

Where's Devon?

Mm.

Mm.

Everything is fine, is fine, my beautiful boy,

my beautiful boy.

You're safe, you're safe.

- You're safe, you're safe,

you're safe.

You're safe, you're safe, you're safe.

You are my very precious companion.

You are mine.

We are connected now.

Oh, you are mine.

- Mm.

Mm.

- Mm.

Now can I go to fucking Fiji, asshole?

How come I won't ever age?

Fuck.

Oh no.

♪ Everyone thinks that you're so cool ♪

♪ If I left, I'd be a fool ♪

♪ Nobody knows the shit you do ♪

♪ Everything that you put me through ♪

♪ But You act so sweet ♪

♪ Yeah, you hide it well ♪

♪ A heavenly sight, but I'm stuck in hell ♪

♪ Asking myself why I'm still here ♪

♪ Is it the hope or is it the fear ♪

♪ My mind won't let you go ♪

♪ I know you're bad, but I can't be alone ♪

♪ You're poison to my brain ♪

♪ You're poison in my veins ♪

♪ And I hate you, but I drink the poison anyway ♪

♪ Fighting all day, crying all night ♪

♪ And telling me I'm wrong when I know I'm right ♪

♪ And playing me like your video games ♪

♪ Why am I the one who's always blamed ♪

♪ Making promises that you don't keep ♪

♪ I wanna get out, but we're in too deep ♪

♪ I left before, then I came right back ♪

♪ I did it again, now I can't keep track ♪

♪ My mind won't let you go ♪

♪ I can't let you go ♪

♪ I know you're bad, but I can't be alone ♪

♪ I can't be alone ♪

♪ You're poison to my brain ♪

♪ You're poison in my veins ♪

♪ And I hate you, but I drink the poison anyway ♪

♪ Poison to my brain, you're poison in my veins ♪