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Werewolves and vampires

have peacefully cohabited for thousands of years.

Until one werewolf proclaimed that it was blasphemy,

that they were the true chose ones.

He made it his quest to eradicate

all vampires in the Americas.

He was successful and the last to go was The Lair.

There was only one vampire who could stop him,

the Vampire Landon.

And it was now time to have him travel

to the Americas, repopulate and rise

against the werewolf who caused it all.

I, Landon Scott, born 1652 the illegitimate son

of William Cavendish, First Duke of Devonshire.

My mother was raped by William

and she could never accept me.

My father never acknowledged me,

but he did pay for my education.

Thankfully, my grandmother Raphaela raised me

and taught me the ways of alchemy, sorcery, and herbs.

As I matured, I found I could make a good living

off the kindness of noblemen who fancied me.

But my luck ran out and sorcery was my savior.

Ah, Hollywood.

♪ Oh, Mr. Daddy Long-Legs ♪

♪ Said Mr. Floppy Fly ♪

♪ I wish to sing one little song ♪

♪ One mumbian melody ♪

♪ You used to sing so very well ♪

♪ In former days gone by ♪

♪ But now you never sing at all ♪

♪ I wish you'd tell me why ♪

♪ Said Mr. Daddy Long-Legs, ♪

♪ I could never sing again ♪

♪ And if you wish, I'll tell you why ♪

♪ And this the dreadful reason is ♪

♪ My legs have grown too long ♪

You don't seem to understand what I'm up against.

What we're up against.

We have never seen anything like Landon before.

And if we don't get that book, then we're all dead.

And he doesn't give a shit.

It's not like you did.

What the fuck did you say?

I said, it's not like you did.

You just decided to kill them all.

You ungrateful piece of shit.

Do you know how many young men wish

they could be in this house with me?

Safe, clothed, fed, in this spectacular house with me!

Do you understand?

Do you!

I want you to go.

I can get the book.

What'd you say?

I can get the book.

How?

I will become friends with their weakest link.

That young vampire that you killed

and they brought back to life.

I can do it.

I can get him to get it for me.

He's upset with being turned.

He's vulnerable and I can convince him

that's best for him and everyone else.

I heard him crying.

He hates living like that.

Maybe you're not as stupid as I thought you were.

You.

You have to keep him safe.

And if anything goes south, God help us all.

You better know what you're doing.

Because the outcome's gonna be

that you're gonna be the first to die.

Great.

Hey, Mom.

I just got a new job in LA.

"Oh really? What is it?"

I clean up after a vampire kills people

and throw them in the river.

"Oh my gosh, that's great!"

"What else do you have to do?"

Get silver bullets so the werewolves

don't kill us on a full moon.

"Oh, I'm so happy for you, sweetie."

A dream job.

A dream, dream, dream job.

Not yet, my old friend.

God damn you!

Fuck you, Landon.

Go fuck yourself.

You know, I...

I made those silver bullets for you, all right.

Now, I want out.

And I don't want to see or hear from you ever again.

I don't want a damn thing to do with you.

Wait.

So, you're determined to go through with it?

Yes.

There's nothing I can say

to make you change your thoughts?

I could look like this forever.

But you're already going to live

so many long years as a sorcerer.

Why isn't that enough?

Isn't it enough?

No, it's not.

We can still live many, many years together.

We can go anywhere.

We can do anything.

You'll see.

We can make this work.

You silly boy.

I love you.

I love you, Landon.

Come back here after hundreds of years

and you bring all your memories

and your shit.

God, um...

You're the reason that I came to this new world.

And you promised that it would work out.

But then I got older

and all the beautiful, lovely things just

threw themselves at you.

I couldn't compete.

And now, I'm in the land of angels.

With no reason to live.

And still you refuse to let me escape to fuckin' Fiji.

I promise you, my dear friend,

one more little favor and off you go

to be in tropical bliss.

Fuck you.

I'm sorry.

I'm sick.

I'm sick, very sick.

I have uh...

I'm not coming in the rest of the week.

Briel...

Sleep.

You must hold the forces,

while we wipe them off the face of this earth!

They came after us.

It's time for them

to feel our wrath.

What the fuck?

How do I do that?

I'm just a real estate agent,

not even a very good one.

Wrath?

Who says wrath?

What the hell is going on?

I'm going insane, I'm going insane.

My name is Briel.

Good, she finally knows who the fuck she is.

How tedious that can be.

Oh, baby boy.

Have a little more.

Ah.

Ah, easy.

That's enough.

That was enough.

How are you feeling, baby boy?

Mm.

Weak.

Weak or horny?

So, how did you end up in all of this?

I actually just got a text from some accountant in London.

Ha!

He said, we want you to be a driver

for Landon Scott's assistant.

And then I had a bunch of money

in my account instantly.

Wow.

More money than I had ever seen

in my entire life.

I mean, you wouldn't believe it.

I grew up dirty, shit ass fucking poor.

So when they sent it I just thought, sure,

I'll do whatever you want.

Why you?

Why me?

What about you?

I have the theory that in all the vampire movies

the assistant is named Renfield

and my name is Rein.

So, hey listen.

Yeah?

So, I ask him.

Ha, ha.

And he said, "Maybe."

Maybe.

I'll tell you something.

My mom, right, she just bought this Ancestry.com thing.

They swab your mouth and you get the results.

So check it out.

Half of my family is British, right.

And guess who we're related to?

The Queen?

Almost.

Smart ass.

William Cavendish, First Duke of Devonshire.

Huh?

Fancy.

How the fuck does he do that?

I mean...

Motherfucker.

It's here.

I can smell it.

He lives near here.

It's my gift.

I'm gonna get out of the car.

It won't be good if he sees you.

Good luck.

Hey.

Are you okay?

That... that kid at the mansion.

He's... he's Charles' boy.

He's outside.

When we were at the place he...

He watched Charles kill me and something happened.

We...

We connected.

He's looking for me.

Why?

I mean, I'm not sure

but I am sure he's not trying to be my best friend.

What the fuck? This is so fucked.

I just, I wish...

You wish what?

I wish I never met you.

Don't say that.

I mean, come on.

You can't tell me everything's gonna be okay.

This is fucked!

Everything is pretty fucked.

I'm just, I'm so fucking confused!

Did you hear that?

Do you think I should go outside

and see what he wants?

Yeah.

Maybe, why not?

We can tell Landon that one of them

is fishing for information.

I mean, he probably already knows, but...

I love you.

You know, I know this hasn't been easy but,

after tomorrow night we can all breathe

a little bit easier.

I love you too.

I hope you're right.

You knew I was here.

And I know you're not alone.

I was thinking about you.

Us.

It's shitty what Charles did to you.

I hate him.

He has me around for one thing

and I'm miserable.

He won't let me go.

I'm sorry, but you...

You want the book.

And you want it for him

so that he can figure out how

to obliterate us, again.

How long have you been a vampire?

You're new, right?

Yeah.

And so you hate the position you're in

just as much as I hate the position I'm in.

Am I right?

Yes.

Why aren't there any vampire lycans?

Why can't we fucking evolve?

I don't know about you, but I'm sick and tired

of being the runt.

And if we can step it up,

then maybe we can start taking care of ourselves.

I'm not saying we have to wipe everyone out.

I'm just saying that maybe then we can be free

from them telling us what to do.

I fucking hate this shit.

I wish...

Ugh, I wish I'd never become this.

So think.

We get the fucking book, we start taking matters

into our own hands and we start taking care of us.

I've gotta go.

Think about it, but quickly.

Because the shit hits the fan tomorrow night

and it starts at dusk.

I'm coming.

Sit, my beautiful boys.

It's so lovely tonight.

So, no Lair tonight?

No, I'll close the club this evening.

Who knows, maybe after the full moon

I might close the club permanently.

We'll see.

It is rather amusing though, isn't it?

Cheers.

Drink up, my beautiful boys.

Don't be shy.

♪ Don't you hear that scary ♪

♪ Can't you hear that scary noise ♪

♪ Lest you hear that awful moan ♪

♪ I guess you better run on home ♪

♪ Hurry up and go to bed ♪

♪ And cover up your bony head ♪

Yeah.

Good job, my boy.

Now let's go protect the bait.

Yes, I hope he does.

My loyal family.

We are on the brink of disaster.

There is now a vampire among us so powerful

we must now prepare for battle.

A battle like we've never seen.

♪ Everyone thinks that you're so cool ♪

♪ If I left, I'd be a fool ♪

♪ Nobody knows the shit you do ♪

♪ Everything that you put me through ♪

♪ You act so sweet ♪

♪ Yeah, you hide it well ♪

♪ A heavenly sight, but I'm stuck in hell ♪

♪ Asking myself why I'm still here ♪

♪ Is it the hope, or is it the fear ♪

♪ My mind won't let you go ♪

♪ I know you're bad, ♪

♪ But I can't be alone ♪

♪ You're poison to my brain ♪

♪ You're poison in my veins ♪

♪ And I hate you, but I drink the poison anyway ♪

♪ Fighting all day and crying all night ♪

♪ And telling me I'm wrong ♪

♪ When I know I'm right ♪

♪ Playing me like you're video games ♪

♪ Why am I the one who's always blamed ♪

♪ Making promises that you don't keep ♪

♪ I wanna get out, but we're in too deep ♪

♪ I left before then I came right back ♪

♪ I did it again, now I can't keep track ♪

♪ My mind won't let you go ♪

♪ I can't let you go ♪

♪ I know you're bad, ♪

♪ But I can't be alone ♪

♪ I can't be alone ♪

♪ You're poison to my brain ♪

♪ You're poison in my veins ♪

♪ And I hate you, but I drink the poison anyway ♪

♪ Poison to my brain ♪

♪ You're poison in my veins ♪