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Werewolves and vampires

have peacefully cohabited for thousands of years,

until one werewolf proclaimed that it was blasphemy.

That they were the true chosen ones.

He made it his quest to eradicate all vampires

in the Americas.

He was successful.

And the last to go was the Lair.

There was only one vampire who could stop him.

The vampire Landon.

And it was now time to have him travel to the Americas,

repopulate, and rise against the werewolf who caused it all.

Okay...

Okay.

Hi, it's Irving again here at another gay B&B

that you can rent here in beautiful and gay Palm Springs.

Oh, and speaking of beautiful and gay,

I'm here with my husband of 35 years, Mitchell.

Hey, Mitch, say hi.

Hello.

Okay.

It's perfect, so far.

Ew, dusty.

Okay, I'm just gonna go to the ladies' room,

and then I'll go outside and check.

There's some leftover coffee.

You want some?

Honey, you're not gonna drink,

you don't know what's in that.

My stomach's funky enough without drinking poison coffee.

You're always so worried about everything.

I tell you, it's the stress.

Mm.

Okay.

I'll do one of your live videos.

Oh, there we go.

Hi, everyone.

It is Mitchell of Mitchell and Irving Rentals,

and I am here in my fantabulous

Palm Springs Hideaway Castle.

You will feel like a queen.

You'll feel like Liberace, Pia Zadora

and Liza all roll into one.

You can cook or not cook,

you can watch TV or now watch TV,

you can have a drink by the pool,

or you can whistle like it's a 1932 MGM musical.

You're gonna love this house!

- Oh. - Mwah!

Now, let's go look at the pool.

Views are to die for.

Is that live?

Oh, oh!

Shit.

Oh my God.

Oh my God.

Sorry to bother you, boss.

I'm gonna go follow Rein now.

Last night I put a tracker on his driver's car.

Perfect.

Looks like he's out, so, I'm gonna get a move on.

I'll go with him.

No.

I've had the same exact training as everyone else.

I said no!

Brielle...

Brielle...

Wake up.

I just can't remember anything about last night.

I am sitting here, and it's a fog.

A fog!

I don't remember who he was,

I don't remember anything about last night.

I woke up from the strangest dream.

Really, Beverly?

'Cause I woke up to this!

Fuck!

Here's your coffee.

And here's your coffee.

Let me know if you need anything.

What the fuck?

That looks like a bite from a goddamn vampire!

Oh, don't be ridiculous.

We already stated that there's no such thing

as real vampires.

Yes, we did.

I tell you what...

Not sure what to think about that man Landon Scott.

He wouldn't spank me, would he?

I can't remember his face!

He had strong jawline, high cheekbones,

and a smile that'd make you fucking melt.

Well, what about Rein?

He walked in, he didn't even say hi.

He just walked in with his new friend.

Do you know what his name is?

It's his driver.

Saw him when he came to collect his stuff.

That's fancy.

I think that since we're his best friends,

we should just follow him,

and find out what he's doing,

and if he's being safe.

You hardly know him.

But now I'm invested!

And besides, my next showing

is not until the end of the day, so, you wanna go?

Did he tell you what his new address is?

No.

Oh, so what, are we just gonna jump in the car

and drive around.

I mean...

He did say something about Angelino Heights.

I know exactly where that is.

That's where they shot "Charmed".

You sure you guys don't need anything?

Sure you don't need my number?

No!

Ugh, this day.

Last night we read an incantation

from a 600 year old spell book,

and Landon Scott appeared out of nowhere!

It was like a wild portal.

And I was like, "What the fuck?"

That's about right.

Yeah, but I never thought this shit could really happen.

I mean, I was like, "What the fuck?"

And then, I mean,

I've always had these dreams of these things,

but never even in my wildest dreams

did I think it could happen.

But it's real. It's really real!

This shit's not fuckin' fake.

I just got $20,000 for a phone.

You what?

$20,000.

Uh...

I actually have another phone.

Why don't we give it to him, and then we can split it.

Shut up.

- 60-40? - No.

- 70-30. - No!

90-10.

95-5?

No, shut up!

Well, like, what are we gonna do?

Like my neck's all chewed up.

Like, I don't know what...

Listen, we have to find these people.

I don't even know where the hell

we're gonna find them at this point...

Oh my God, it's Rein!

Rein!

Let's run after them! Let's go get them.

In my fucking brand new shoes?

Why don't you just go flirt with the driver

and ask where Rein lives.

Hey, boss, I found Rein, he's with his driver.

I'm gonna be following him.

Okay, fine, fine!

I'll go, but you stay right here.

Stay here! Stay.

- Hey. - What's up?

How you doin'?

Good.

Dimitri, what the fuck are you doing here?

Oh, he's gonna be so mad at you.

I don't give a shit.

He can't tell me what to do.

I just want to get outta the house

and feel like I'm helping.

Shit, there he goes.

Okay.

There they are, but where is their house?

So, what are we doing now?

What do you mean? We found where Rein lives.

What? I don't understand.

Ugh.

What are you doing here?

I'm worried about you.

I told you that.

And it's more than that, 'cause you're acting strange.

It's like the life has been sucked out of you.

It has.

I don't know where I'm going, I don't know who I am.

Brielle.

You're scaring me.

Brielle.

Brielle.

Heroine of God.

Wake up.

Out of the night!

I summon...

Brielle, heroine of God.

What the fuck are they doing?

Elements of the sun, elements of the day,

please come this way!

I...

I can't seem to tell where we are, or what we're doing.

Yeah, it's magic.

Vampires have that kind of magic?

He's old.

He has magic, the other ones don't.

I gotta get outta here.

This is terrible.

I can't feel my eyes, man.

I can't feel my eyes.

Just fucking drive!

What?

- Just drive! - What the fuck just happened?

What the fuck? What the fuck?

- Fucking drive! - What the fuck?

Brielle.

You found it?

Where is he?

And I know Dimitri is with you.

Dimitri, I told you not to go.

Get your ass back here, now!

What the...

What the fuckin' hell did I do?

I'm so sorry.

I was worried about all this.

This is my life now?

I mean, I'm just supposed to leave behind everything,

everything I knew, everything I was, everyone I knew?

I mean, I know I told you about my mom.

We had a crazy, fucked up relationship, yeah,

but at least it was something.

I understand.

This life can be extremely lonely.

Nobody understands what we go through.

But, you have me.

I don't think I can live like this.

I don't think I can live like this.

And in a middle of a goddamn war

between the vampires and the fuckin' lycans?

I mean, what the fuck?

Where would you go?

I don't know, but I gotta go somewhere.

I...

I don't know why I thought this would be any different.

I've never fit in anywhere,

and I just gotta get outta this

little fucking disgusting little room with you.

Okay?

I thought this would be...

But it's not, and...

This is fucking shit!

Wait!

Oh, shut the fuck up!

Just shut up!

Everybody's sad.

Yeah, I'm talking to you.

Shut the fuck up!

You're a lot of trouble, young man.

But you're loved.

So we must help you adapt to this new world you're in.

Why?

This is all just an illusion, a dream.

Nothing is real, nothing is good or bad.

It's just an experience.

And when this is gone, it was just a moment in time.

So, enjoy.

Find spirit in everything you do.

Devon loves you.

Finding a love like this anytime is a miracle.

Oh boy.

Devon, I have your boy.

He's safe.

Come later tonight and take care of him.

Let's talk.

You didn't get the book?

♪ Everyone thinks that you're so cool ♪

♪ If I left I'd be your fool ♪

♪ Nobody knows the shit you do ♪

♪ Everything that you put me through ♪

♪ You act so sweet, yeah, you hide it well ♪

♪ Heavenly sight, but I'm stuck in hell ♪

♪ Asking myself why I'm still here ♪

♪ Is it the hope or is it the fear ♪

♪ My mind won't let you go ♪

♪ I know you're bad, but I can't be alone ♪

♪ You're poison to my brain ♪

♪ You're poison in my veins ♪

♪ And I hate you, but I drank the poison anyway ♪

♪ Fighting all day, crying all night ♪

♪ Telling me I'm wrong when I know I'm right ♪

♪ Playing me like your video games ♪

♪ Why am I the one who's always blamed ♪

♪ Making promises that you don't keep ♪

♪ I wanna get out, but we're in too deep ♪

♪ I left before, then I came right back ♪

♪ I did it again, now I can't keep track ♪

♪ My mind won't let you go ♪

♪ I can't let you go ♪

♪ I know you're bad, but I can't be alone ♪

♪ I can't be alone ♪

♪ You're poison to my brain ♪

♪ You're poison in my veins ♪

♪ And I hate you, but I drank the poison anyway ♪

♪ Poison to my brain ♪

♪ You're poison in my ♪