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Hello,

please leave a message after the tone.

Werewolves and vampires

had peacefully cohabited for thousands of years,

until one werewolf proclaimed that it was blasphemy,

that they were the true chosen ones.

He made it his quest to eradicate all vampires

in the Americas.

He was successful, and the last to go was the Lair.

There was only one vampire who could stop him.

The vampire Landon.

And it was now time to have him travel to the Americas,

repopulate and rise against the werewolf who caused it all.

This has got to stop.

They treat us like second-class citizens,

but we don't have to take that anymore.

The vampires have been taking advantage of our kind

for more than a century, but we are beautiful,

powerful creatures who deserve to be equals.

But if things don't change,

then we have to reevaluate for our friends and family.

But how the hell can we take them down

or even negotiate with them?

They can read our thoughts,

hunt us down when we're not in full power and kill us.

That's why we have to find their weaknesses.

If we find that, then we can take care of them.

I mean, I agree with you all.

Do we have to kill all the vampires

just to get what we want?

Can't we sit down and negotiate and talk?

I've tried that already.

They don't want anything to do with negotiations.

They want everything to stay the same.

We have to stop them from killing us.

Please leave a message after the tone.

Okay, bitch, this is my third time calling you,

and now you're scaring me.

We're all going to that new club tonight, The Lair.

Meet us there, okay?

I miss you.

Stupid idiot fart face!

Hey, girl! - Oh my god, Sebastian,

have you heard anything from Rain?

I did hear about the roommate and he dropped outta school

and he quit his job.

Strange.

Oh, I bet it's that same employer.

Rich British guy that offered him so much money

he couldn't refuse.

Interesting.

I wonder if he's an old GBSV.

What's that?

An old gay blood sucking vampire.

A vampire?

You really think there's real vampires out there?

Girl!

No, it's just old man that they drink up the energy

of gorgeous guys, a vampire.

You're so silly, there's no such thing as real vampires.

Silly!

Grr!

Er.

Fuck!

Come on!

Fuck!

Come on!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fucking door!

Okay.

Everything's gonna be fine.

Everything's gonna be fine.

Beautiful boy,

you don't need to talk to anyone unless I need something.

You don't need to leave unless I need you to.

Everything's gonna be fine.

I don't know how we're gonna fight him.

Especially without the book.

We need to figure out where it is.

I can't tell whether it's with the young one

or the ancient one.

Then it's basically impossible

for us to fight him.

Nothing's impossible.

Oh yeah!

Wow.

Okay, watch your head.

Good one.

Okay?

Yeah.

What do you think, right here?

Okay.

Sure, set it down for a while.

Okay.

- He's so fucking hot. - Yeah.

This spell will conjure the spirit of Landon Scott Edgewood,

the High Wiccan of Scotland.

Follow this spell to the T and you will bring him forth.

He is the epitome of sexual energy.

Fuck yeah!

I mean, this is the spell spell we gotta do.

Yeah, yeah!

Oh, how stupid they are.

Beautiful boy, meet me in the dining room.

No need to put on any clothes.

Good evening.

How was your day?

Oh, my beautiful boy, I'm so sorry.

What's...

What's the matter, my love?

So I'm not able to leave now?

I cannot call anyone?

All what I do is watch TV.

Like, I have nothing to do here.

I'll change some of the rules.

You can use your phone so you can call someone.

Would that be better for you?

- Yeah. - Good.

You must help me with something.

I don't really understand the phone.

Can you teach me how to use this?

I've been asleep for many, many years

and we didn't have these things the last time I was awake.

We had a telephone, but where's the cord?

When was that?

Oh, darling, only the most amazing time imaginable.

The roaring twenties.

Was insane!

Orgies, dancing all night, and the most beautiful boys.

Well, until the Big Crash they called it.

And then everyone was so boring and so depressed,

so I decided to go to sleep.

Until I was awoken by the Old Ones.

"Go to America, repopulate, kill the lycans!" they said.

Fine, so here I am.

Now teach me how to use this thing.

It's quite...

It's quite amusing.

Let me help you.

All right.

So you have to look at it,

otherwise it won't open, right?

You see?

There you go, I'm in.

Really?

Oh dear, that's not gonna work for me.

Right, yeah, hey, don't worry, we can set up a password.

All right, this device does everything.

Like, you can take pictures, you can get addresses.

And so many other things that I cannot even explain.

Unbelievable.

It's amazing!

Oh yes, I...

That's a camera, we had those.

And, yes, you can never.

You can never see me in them.

It's only recently you can see me in the mirror.

That's been quite fun.

I'm quite handsome, aren't I?

Yes, you are.

Can I ask you some questions?

Mm, you can ask me anything you like.

All right.

Silver bullets.

There are a lot of TV shows and movies

that talk about vampires and werewolves,

and they say that the only way to kill werewolves

is with silver bullets.

Yes,

it's the only thing that kills a werewolf on a full moon.

Movies, what are...

Moving pictures?

Oh, I loved going to the moving pictures.

In the dark, watching Mary Pickford.

Or going to the water closet

and finding a beautiful boy just waiting for me.

What about being afraid of garlic, crosses,

and only a stake in the heart will a vampire?

Hogwash!

You can't enter anywhere if you are not invited.

Hogwash again.

A vampire bat?

No, but my Aunt Lydia was a bit of an old bat.

What about this one?

In a lot of TV shows,

the helper of the master is named Renfield,

and my name is Rain.

Am I destined to help you?

Maybe.

Will I get stronger if I eat bugs?

Bugs?

Don't be ridiculous.

That's enough questions for tonight.

We need to go to the club.

You'll get me one of these tomorrow.

You must teach me these new things.

The changes in the world are amazing.

And it's only been a hundred years.

Cheers!

- A hundred years? Mm.

You taste so good.

Slowly, my love.

Must not drink too much.

You must not drink till they're gone.

We can never do that, okay?

Fucking werewolves!

Gonna fucking kill you all!

What's wrong?

A vampire was here.

They're gone.

We need to be patient.

It won't be long until we have the full moon

and our full power into The Lair.

Then we can take them all out.

That's what we did before, we can do it again.

Are you sure?

I told you nothing's possible,

but we do need to get the book

in order to take them all out.

I need to find out where Landon lives.

I conjure thee, O form of this instrument,

by author of God, the Father Almighty,

that thou receive all power

unto the performance of the falsehood or deception,

by the command of God.

♪ Am I just another victim ♪

As usual, you are the only girl in this bar.

Just the way I like it.

Oh my god, it's amazing, try yours!

Oh wow, it's so fucking good.

I haven't had a drink this good.

You know what, I remember that-

Oh my god!

The most beautiful man in the world just walked in.

What?

Isn't that Rain?

Hello, Earth to Beverly.

What?

Rain!

Did he just ignore me?

Is that what just happened?

Uh uh, no one ignores Ms. Beverly, ever!

Great Landon Scott appear!

- Appear! - Appear!

- Appear! - Appear!

- Appear! - Appear!

Stupid, stupid children!

Go to your home and read from the book.

Go to your home and read from the book.

♪ Loving you is killing me ♪

♪ Killing me is loving you ♪

What are we looking for?

I don't know, I...

I guess I'm hoping this book is gonna tell us something.

But this whole thing is fucking crazy.

Call his name.

Landon Scott Edgewood, Sorcerer of the Woods, come forth.

- Can you hear that? - Yeah.

I guess he was a sorcerer before he was a vampire.

Landon Scott Edgewood,

Sorcerer of the Woods, come forth.

Landon Scott Edgewood, Sorcerer of the Woods, come forth.

Landon Scott Edgewood, Sorcerer of the Woods, come forth.

♪ Killing me is loving you ♪

Landon Scott Edgewood,

Sorcerer of the Woods, come forth.

Amazing work, my beautiful boy.

Ah, everything's fine, everything's fine!

Forget everything.

♪ Everyone thinks that you're so cool ♪

♪ If I left I'd be a fool ♪

♪ Nobody knows the shit you do ♪

♪ Everything that you put me through ♪

♪ You act so sweet, yeah, you hide it well ♪

♪ The heavenly type but I'm stuck in hell ♪

♪ Asking myself why I'm still here ♪

♪ Is it the hope or is it the fear ♪

♪ My mind won't let you go ♪

♪ I know you're bad, but I can't be alone ♪

♪ You're poison to my brain ♪

♪ You're poison in my veins ♪

♪ And I hate you, but I drink the poison anyway ♪

♪ Fighting all day, crying all night ♪

♪ And telling me I'm wrong when I know I'm right ♪

♪ Playing me like your video games ♪

♪ Why am I the one who's always blamed ♪

♪ Making promises that you don't keep ♪

♪ I want to get out, but we're in too deep ♪

♪ I left before then I came right back ♪

♪ I did it again, now I can't keep track ♪

- ♪ My mind won't let you go ♪ - ♪ I can't let you go ♪

♪ And know you're bad but I can't be alone ♪

♪ You're poison to my brain ♪

♪ You're poison in my veins ♪

♪ And I hate you but I drink the poison anyway ♪

♪ Poison to my brain ♪

♪ Poison in my veins ♪

♪ Poison to my brain ♪

♪ Poison in my veins ♪

♪ Poison to my brain ♪

♪ Poison in my veins ♪

♪ Poison to my brain ♪

♪ Poison in my veins ♪