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[ man ] Hubert ! Fetch me the paper, boy ! [ dog barking ]

Come on, you two. Join up with the rest of 'em.

[ whimpering ]

[ barking ]

[ whistles ] Good morning, Hubert !

Come on, now.

[ barking ]

[ woman ] Good morning, Hubert.

[ geese honking ] [ barks ]

[ ringing bell ] [ barking ]

[ chattering ] Come on, Hubert !

Morning, Florian. Morning, Agnes.

[ woman ] Come on, Hubert.

Off with you, Hubert !

[ growling ]

Ah, Hubie.

[ woman ] Can I get you another one ? Hello, love.

She's in the back washing dishes.

[ backfires ]

Hurry, you tall boy, ya.

Here you go.

[ squawking ]

[ whimpering ] [ man ] Hubert !

[ squawking ]

- [ barks ] - [ squawks ]

Oh ! Ohh !

[ horse whinnies ]

Hubert !

[ muttering ]

Hubert ! Wait till I get ahold of you !

Hubert, watch where you're going !

Hubert !

[ skidding sound ]

- Hubert ! - Charlotte !

Oops. [ chuckles ] Sorry, uncle.

[ panting ] Look, I know you meant well.

But you gotta try to be more responsible. You're still my good friend.

- [ barks ] - Yes, and a good hunter too.

Just with a nose for a little mischief. [ barks ]

What's the news, boy ? What's the news ?

- [ Charlotte ] Good morning, sir. - Good morning, Charlotte.

[ growling ] [ Charlotte ] What is it, boy ?

- [ barking ] - [ man ] drat. That tiresome nephew of mine is back.

- Parsnip ? - Yes, Your Grace.

I've told you, more potholes in the driveway.

It's like Swiss cheese, Your Grace. I'll get right on it, Your Grace.

Time for breakfast, old boy. Tell him we've gone.

[ woman ] You've ruined my makeup, you stupid man! - [ man ] Why me ?

Ahh.

Yes, indeed, it is almost your birthday,

and I remember what I promised you-- A large meat loaf.

[ barks ]

There.

What a surprise, Your Grace.

Cecil Cavendish, Earl of Shaftesbury and Lady Pamela--

Shamela. Shamela Stuart.

What's up, old boy ?

Morning, Chives. You know, you should have your hearing checked, old boy.

Is the old man up ? Oh, you-- [ stammering ]

You just missed him. What ?

Well, uh, would sir like some tea ?

Yes, sir would. Oh.

Oh, how quaint.

[ Chives ] This is my niece Charlotte from America.

Oh, well. I suppose it's not her fault.

Come on, old boy. [ Cecil ] I'll start with the ground floor, Shamela.

You check the upstairs. - Right you are, poopsie.

Is something the matter, sir ?

Oh, no, no. Just checking the inventory.

Who better than the one destined to inherit it all ?

Absolutely.

I'm beginning to think the Duke is getting carried away...

With his generosity these days.

The old fart should be committed.

Sculpture one, painting two.

Ow ! Ow ! [ grunting ]

Ow ! Ow ! Ow ! Ow !

Possible senility. Ow !

[ gasps ] Cecil !

Oh, what is it ?

- My fa-- - Come on, spit it out.

[ gasps ]

He gave away my favorite vase !

[ growls softly ]

Oh, my pretties.

- Come to Papa. - Just great !

Dear old Uncle Edward-- my favorite uncle.

You need more uncles. What's up, Cecil ?

Oh, just admiring the family jewels.

-I've got no time for puffery. Hubert and I are out on a hunt. -[ Hubert barking ]

- You sure you're up to it ? - Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm quite chipper.

If it really comes down to it, I think I could take him.

- En garde ! - Aah !

- Still upset, huh ? [ chuckling ] - [ whimpering ]

- [ barks ] - [ gasps ]

[ Cecil ] Are you daft ? Perhaps, but I'm...

No closer to death than Ruffshire is to being yours !

It's tax time, Uncle.

The inland revenue is not as forgiving as it once was.

Sheer whiggery ! That's what I think of your papers !

- Uncle ! - Oh, your-- Oh, good morning.

- It's a lovely morning. - Shamela, you're up early. Did you lose something ?

- [ shrieking ] - [ Edward chuckling ]

[ barking ]

Uncle and I were just discussing the idea of tightening the belt--

Laying off some staff, raising the villagers' rents and then--

Aah ! Ow ! Come here, you rascal !

[ gagging ] Say "uncle" three times.

Uncle, uncle, uncle. Uncle, you simply cannot keep on selling...

Our precious masterpieces to subsidize those greedy commoners !

It's always been my opinion that it's more blessed to give than to receive.

Take that old abstract. I never cared for his work anyway.

That should pay the taxes for the next five years.

Oh, glorious day. Just smell that fresh air.

Would you like a leg up ? No, no, of course not.

Ready, Hubert ?

All aboard. Full steed ahead !

[ chuckles ] Bye, Charlotte.

[ barking ]

- Hello, Florian ! - Hello, Your Grace.

Florian is helping Agnes for the summer break.

It appears your drive could use some work, Your Grace. I'd be happy to assist.

[ chuckles ] No, thanks. I like it as it is.

- Have you met miss Charlotte, lad ? - How do you do ?

Hi.

[ clears throat ] Well, we'll be off, then.

Bye.

Nice young lad. He'll make someone...

Quite a catch one day.

[ sniffing ]

[ growling ]

You know,

the first time you arrived,

you reminded me of the Duchess.

I do miss her so.

I miss her terribly.

We always wanted children.

If I had had a daughter,

I would want her to be exactly like you.

[ barks ]

Charlotte, I think he's onto something !

To the hunt ! ♪ [ horn sounds ]

[ barking ]

[ screams ]

[ Edward chuckling ] [ Charlotte ] Whoo-hoo !

[ chuckling ]

[ barks ]

[ panting ]

[ sighs ]

Thank you, Mr. Fox, for another great hunt.

[ barking ]

Glorious day.

[ groans ]

- [ horse whinnies ] - Your Grace !

[ whimpering ]

Home, Charlotte.

[ Hubert barking ] [ horse whinnying ]

Oh, my--

[ moans softly ]

[ whimpering ]

[ sobbing ] [ door opens ]

There's nothing more I can do.

The Duke asked to see Hubert.

[ sobbing ]

[ whimpering ]

Hello, old boy.

Come to see your old friend ?

I'm not quite right, Hubie.

I'm not right at all.

"Yes, I, Edward Herbert Cavendish--"

I say, old chap, could you fetch us the royal seal ?

There. Don't fret, old chap.

We've had a wonderful run.

You've been my most faithful friend.

It's now for you and Charlotte--

Beloved Charlotte--

To see to the villagers.

The serving of others is the very highest calling.

Make sure that the Cavendish clan continue...

To give, to love and to serve.

[ grunts ]

- Hubert ? - [ whimpers ]

Don't bother, old chap.

Come on. Come. Come, rest. Rest with me.

Even though I'll be far away,

I'll always be in your heart.

Rest, boy.

Rest. [ whimpering ]

Rest, boy.

♪ Do you see any rainbows ♪

♪ All I see is raindrops falling ♪

♪ Don't see any moonlight ♪

♪ All I see is darkness falling ♪

♪ I don't want to be here ♪

♪ And I don't want a lifetime here ♪

♪ Without you ♪ [ sobs ]

We'll miss you, sir.

Desperately.

Your kindness won't be forgotten.

♪ Don't hear any children ♪ [ sobbing ]

♪ All I hear is mothers calling ♪

♪ Suddenly the silence ♪

♪ Everything is slowly falling ♪

[ rings ] ♪ I don't want to be here ♪

♪ And I don't want a lifetime here without you ♪

[ sobbing ]

♪ I can't sit and watch you go ♪

♪ Isn't there a prayer we all know ♪

♪ I can't bear to look ♪

♪ Into your eyes now ♪

♪ I don't want to lose you ♪

♪ And I don't want to lose you now ♪

♪ I can't sit and watch you go ♪

♪ Isn't there a prayer we all know ♪

♪ I can't bear to look ♪

♪ Into your eyes now ♪

Good night, sir.

♪ I don't want to lose you ♪

♪ Now ♪

♪ Da da da da ♪

♪ Da da da da ♪

♪ Da da ♪

♪ Don't see any rainbow ♪

♪ All I see is raindrops falling ♪

♪ I don't want to lose you ♪

♪ Now ♪

Far too pretty. Mmm.

A momentous day, Chives.

I see everything's in order. Yes, sir.

Why are your nails so filthy, young lady ?

I was grooming the Duke's horse.

I'll expect you to keep your dirt outside in future.

Lady Stuart soon enough will be your Duchess.

It will be our duty, sir.

Ohh !

Take that slobbering beast away !

Don't worry, dear. I plan a thorough house cleaning.

[ growling ] Come, Hubert.

Sorry, Hubert. I have to lock you up.

There'll be no such animal in my house.

[ door closes, locks ]

[ growling ]

Say "cheese." Cheese.

[ both chuckling ]

Are you ready, Lord Cavendish ?

Quite. [ chuckles ]

Oh, dear. Where--

He looks like Hubert. Shhh !

We're done for !

[ barks ]

The last "pill" and "predicament"...

Of Edward Alpert Cabinfish--

[ mumbling ]

- Oh, dear. - [ panting ]

[ mumbling ]

Let me see if I can find...

The page that I need.

Here we are.

Now, where was I ?

[ continues, indistinct ]

...being of sound design and body-- [ billiard balls clattering ]

[ sniffing ]

I exclaim this day--

[ whimpering ]

- [ indistinct mumbling ] - [ growling ]

...my "extinguished" nephew--

Cecil Hollandaise Whippenblush--

...my spiteful heir and future Duke...

[ chuckling ] Of Dingwall.

- Hubert ! - [ gasps ]

- [ groans ] - [ together ] Huh ?

Chives, I gave you strict orders.

- Get down, boy. - Muzzle that hound.

That is no way to treat a Duke.

What do you mean ? "Do hereby leave...

My entire estate and title to my faithful hound and loving son, Hubert."

There must be a mistake.

It's clearly in the Duke's hand, and that is the Cavendish seal.

"And appoint Charlotte Chives...

"His sole guardian until he is of adult age,

to be from this day forward referred to as 'Lady.'"

- A Lady ? - Excuse me. I think this belongs to a Duke.

[ Cecil ] This can't be. - He's a dog !

Make way for Lady Charlotte and Hubert,

the Ninth Duke of Dingwall.

Hail to the Duke ! Hip, hip, hooray !

Hip, hip, hooray !

I know. I miss him too.

But he planned this... For you.

It's not like you're gonna be alone.

I'm always gonna be there to help you.

My beautiful car !

It's ruined !

[ cheering ]

[ snoring ] [ clock ticking ]

[ rings ]

[ sheep bleating ]

Good morning, sir. Shall I wrap it up for you ?

[ barks ]

[ barks ] Sorry, Your Grace.

This is my job now that you're the Duke.

Try and beat that one ! Ha !

Best three out of five ? Hmm ?

♪ [ organ ]

There must be a loophole.

We'll claim incompetence, insanity.

[ gasps ] I've got it !

Each passing of the Duke title must be marked...

By a formal ball where the queen must attend.

Enjoy your doghouse, Duke.

It won't last for long.

He'll show himself to be incompetent.

Ow ! But what shall I wear ?

[ laughs ]

Yeah ! That was tremendous, Charlotte.

Thank you. [ giggles ]

[ Florian ] Oh, bad shot.

[ Chives ] Your turn.

No, not me marigolds !

[ barks ]

[ groans ]

- Ooh. - [ barks ]

Let's break the good news.

Yes, let's.

- Ooh ! - [ whimpers ]

- Yes. - I'm pleased you're so relaxed about the ball.

- Ball ? What ball ? - [ Shamela ] The inauguration ball...

For British royalty.

- Oh, I forgot. How could you possibly know ? - [ Cecil groaning ]

Each Duke title must be formalized by a ball,

where the Queen must approve of the Duke.

But Hubert isn't ready for a social debut.

Neither am I. What if the queen doesn't approve ?

I'm afraid we have no choice. Hubert will not be Duke without the Queen's approval.

- [ Charlotte ] But we have no cook. - I can see how that would be...

[ croans ] A sticky wicket.

I made up some invitations.

A formal ball ? Black tie and tails ?

[ groans ]

[ continues groaning ]

You requested an etiquette expert ?

Indeed, madam. Chives.

Please come in. Mrs. Puddingforth.

How do you do ?

My niece-- Lady Charlotte.

How do you do ? A pleasure, Lady Charlotte.

And the Duke ? [ clears throat ] Hubert ?

[ sniffing ] [ Chives ] May I introduce...

Hubert Cavendish, the Ninth Duke of Dingwall.

Chives, may I have...

An itsy-bitsy word with you ?

He's a dog ! Yes.

I am not an animal trainer !

Yes, we realize,

but we can't just let royalty go to the dogs, now can we ?

I shan't participate in some circus !

Understandably so. However, times like this...

Require extraordinary service.

Hubert's training is of utmost importance...

To crown and to country.

For the sake of the empire. I'll do it !

- [ Chives ] God save the queen. - To the battlefield !

[ gurgling ] Ohh !

[ Mrs. Puddingforth ] Fine dining begins with fine posture.

Elbows and ears on the table...

Are always a no-no.

Oh ! [ chuckles ]

The rules for the first course are quite simple.

[ butler ] Smoked salmon canapes with caviar.

Small food, small forks.

- Small... - [ growling ]

Bites.

[ belches ]

Ohh.

Excuse me, sir. Deliveries on the counter.

I don't mean to interrupt, but I heard you're in need of a chef.

- [ barks ] - [ whimpers ]

How are you doing, Your Grace ? [ barks ]

Do you have any formal training ?

Um, I'm afraid not, sir.

I do make a decent Shepherd's pie, a fair liver mush,

and my mincemeat's very well received.

Daisy loves my scones.

- Good. What do you think, Hubert ? - [ barks ]

Yes, I quite agree. You're hired.

Florian. Oh.

One, two, three, one, two, three,

back straight, smile.

[ chuckles ] One, two, three,

one, two, three.

That is it. Isn't this fun ?

Now, are you ready for the dip ?

I think so. [ chuckles ]

Now, let's move for me.

Feel the music !

That's it. Now, you dip me ! [ chuckles ]

[ laughs ]

England's finest hour-- tea time.

Now, we take no more than two delicate sips.

Charlotte, you first. The teeny-tiniest...

- Of sips. - [ sniffing ]

Hubert, ears and nose out !

Excellent. English tea...

- [ bird squawking ] - Always hits the spot !

Aaah !

No ! No !

My hair !

Ohh !

Ohh ! Hubert !

Don't eat it ! Drop it, Hubert ! Drop it !

Oh, crikey.

Oh, sorry. I didn't know anyone was in here.

I just wanted a... Glass of water.

Allow me, madame.

Hi, Daisy. [ whimpers ]

I just want you to know--

- I don't put much stock into aristocracy. - You don't ?

To me, nobility is earned because of someone's actions.

- Really ? - Not because a title was given to them.

- [ whimpering ] - Hubert ?

[ Florian ] Oh, look. They've all come out to help their Duke.

[ barking ]

♪ You can rely on me ♪

♪ I can rely on you ♪

♪ You can believe in me ♪

♪ When I say it's true ♪ [ squawks ]

♪ Together we can do it I'll see you through it yeah ♪

♪ What else should a friend do ♪

[ Charlotte ] This one's for the queen. ♪ When the sky turns gray ♪

♪ When hope starts to fade ♪

♪ You think you're feeling blue ♪ Not too much.

♪ And everything you touch you lose ♪

I don't care if you're the king of England.

You must take a bath !

♪ What else should a friend do ♪ Aaah !

♪ When I fall down ♪ ♪ I will be there ♪

♪ Who'll be around ♪ ♪ I will be ♪

♪ What if I fail ♪ ♪ it won't stop me ♪

♪ When it goes dark ♪ ♪ you will see ♪

♪ Don't be so sad if your world falls apart ♪

♪ I will always be there for you ♪

♪ What else should a friend do ♪

♪ What else should a friend do ♪

♪ Do-wah do-do wah ♪

♪ You wanna dance with me ♪

♪ And I wanna dance with you ♪

♪ I think you'd love to sing ♪

♪ But you don't know the tune ♪

♪ Together we can do it I'll see you through it ♪ [ choking ]

- ♪ Yeah, what else should a friend do ♪ - [ choking ]

♪ You can rely on me ♪

♪ I can rely on you ♪

♪ You can believe in me ♪

♪ When I say it's true ♪ [ whimpering ]

♪ Together we can do it I'll see you through it ♪

♪ Yeah, what else should a friend do ♪

♪ What else should a friend do ♪

♪ What else should a friend do ♪

Oh, that's stunning, dear.

Uncle Chives, I'm no Lady.

A Lady is who you are on the inside...

And how you treat others.

I'd like to give you something.

My goodness.

The Duchess would be thrilled...

To see you wearing her pearls.

And your mother would be very, very proud...

Of the young lady you've become today.

Thank you.

I'm... so very proud of you, Charlotte.

- [ whimpering ] - And who is this dashing young fellow ?

- [ whimpering ] - Pish posh.

You're royalty where it counts--

on the inside.

You'll show 'em who's Duke. [ panting ]

As we practiced, adhere to protocol.

Where did you learn all this ?

Books.

Oh, there you are.

Okay, now remember-- You've got to be on your best behavior.

Of course we can park here ! [ gasps ]

Can't anybody drive around here ?

Son of a-- Stupid--

Just look what you've done to my car ! Oh, shush.

Much ado about nothing. [ Shamela ] Cecil, get a move on !

When do we get started ? Not until the guest of honor arrives.

[ chattering ] [ scattered barking ]

Lord Huffbottom and Lady Fautblossom of Tweedsmuir...

And mumbles. [ barks ]

Oh. [ barks ]

Count Piddlestick and Pepe.

- [ panting ] - [ panting ]

Cecil Cavendish, Earl of Shaftesbury,

and Miss Shamela Stuart.

What are all these animals doing here ? Oh, Charlotte. Nervous ?

- Excited. - Where did these creatures come from ?

Well, Hubert insisted on inviting a few friends.

Isn't it something, Shamela ? Highly unusual.

I doubt Her Majesty will approve.

[ clears throat ] Her Majesty, the Queen.

♪ [ "God Save the Queen" ]

Your Majesty, may I present Hubert, the Duke of Dingwall.

You have quite the reputation, Your Grace.

Brandy wouldn't have missed this occasion for the world.

She is quite enamored of the Duke.

Shall we dine ?

[ grunting ]

Please, shall we bow before I serve Her Majesty ?

Do a little one, but don't drop the tray.

I'd like to propose a toast.

On behalf of Hubert, the Duke of Dingwall,

it is my pleasure to welcome you to Ruffshire.

We're honored by Your Majesty's presence,

and I trust that you will enjoy the menu.

It has been personally approved by Hubert himself.

Bon appetit.

[ glasses clinking ]

[ frenzied chattering ]

Dinner is served !

- [ scattered barking ] - [ gasps ] Hmm.

- What is it, dear ? - It's an American delicacy.

It's called the Sloppy Joe.

Oh, the Sloppy Joe. Hmm.

[ whimpering ]

Mmm ! Mm-hmm.

Oh. Rather nice. [ chuckles ]

This looks like-- Shh !

[ frenzied chattering ]

It's rather nice.

Tastes like chicken.

[ breaks wind ]

What is that smell ?

[ breaks wind ]

[ laughing ]

I'm afraid this Sloppy Joe stuff doesn't agree with me.

Oh, dear.

[ breaks wind ]

[ breaks wind ] [ guests gasping ]

[ breaks wind ]

[ high-pitched flatulence ] [ chuckles ]

[ guests exclaiming ]

My compliments to the chef.

Mmm. Mmm.

[ chuckles ]

[ slurping ]

Oh ! No wonder dogs eat like this.

Being a Duke requires a great deal of responsibility to others.

- One must mind one's manners. - [ breaks wind ]

Oh. But more importantly,

one must mind one's duties.

Hubert, you have proven yourself...

To be a model of civility and generosity.

I proudly name you...

The Ninth Duke of Dingwall.

[ barking ]

♪ [ rock & roll ]

Whoo ! Jolly good fun.

Well, how are you holding up, Lady Charlotte ?

Your cuisine was a smashing success.

Thank you for your suggestion.

I better get back to our guests.

May I have this dance ?

If you insist.

♪ Can you smell the rose ♪

♪ When it's on TV ♪

♪ Can you hope to touch a star ♪

♪ If you don't believe ♪

♪ I never knew what love was ♪

♪ Until you rescued me ♪

♪ But now I'm in love ♪

♪ Unexpectedly ♪

♪ I've warmed up to your smile ♪

♪ Touched you on your sleeve ♪

♪ Let you paint my soul with your visions hopes and dreams ♪

♪ I never knew what love was ♪

♪ Until you rescued me ♪

♪ But now I'm in love ♪ [ Lord Huffbottom ] Conga !

♪ [ conga ]

Conga ! Charlotte, darling, join us.

Aaah !

Conga !

It's not fair. It's my duchy.

It's not the title, stupid.

It's the jewels.

You can buy a title.

I've got it.

We'll get Dingwall the old-fashioned way.

Right. We'll storm the castle at night,

put the inhabitants to the sword.

No, silly.

Marriage.

I am not marrying Hubert. It's not natural.

No, we'll get Hubert to marry a Duchess that we can control.

What about your sister's dog ? That toffee-nosed puffball of a poodle.

- She's a real homewrecker. - Absolutely.

But first we'll have to get Daisy out the way.

Then we'll control Dingwall.

- [ laughs ] - [ laughs ]

[ groans ]

[ snoring ] [ clock ticking ]

[ ringing ]

Guests were treated to a delightful American dish--

Sloppy Joes served in a bowl.

Delightful ! They called our Sloppy Joes delightful !

[ barks ]

- Thank you, Your Grace. - [ barks ]

Oh, Daisy ? A bit under the weather,

but I'll pass on your appreciation.

[ whimpering ]

[ barks ]

[ barks ]

[ whimpering ]

[ geese honking ]

Come on, Daisy.

- [ barking ] - The trunk. Quickly.

[ shouts ]

Daisy !

Daisy !

Daisy ! Here, girl !

Miss ? Oh, god, you scared me.

I'm just on my way to the village. Can I get you anything ?

No.

Well, I-- I'd better be off.

Would you care to walk with me to the gates ?

I'd like nothing more.

So, how did you end up here ?

[ whimpering ]

When my parents died, the only family I had left...

Was my great-uncle Chives here in Dingwall.

How long ago was that ?

It's been about three years.

At first-- At first it was scary...

Leaving everything and living with this uncle who I never even met before.

Oh.

But then the Duke introduced me to his new puppy, Hubert.

And, uh, he became my best and only friend.

Well, I'd better get going. Have a good day.

[ whimpering ]

Wait. You didn't tell me why you came here.

Another time.

[ ringing ]

[ howls ]

Florian ?

Hubert ?

What time is it ? Oh !

7:00. It's-it's too early, Hubert.

[ panting, whimpering ]

Daisy's not home. She's most upset over your interest in mumbles.

[ whimpers ]

Like that ?

I'm supposed to-- Like that ?

Ah, Hubert, there you are.

Lady Fautblossom wants you to join her at Pollywog Pond.

I think Mumbles fancies the Duke. [ laughs ]

[ breathing heavily ]

My, you seem so tired, Your Grace.

[ chuckles ] Well--

[ whining ]

[ whining ]

[ kids chattering ]

Ever since the party, it's been absolutely nonstop.

Duke this, Duke that. She's totally smitten.

Go on. Fetch, Hubie. [ barks ]

- Look after my Mumbles. - [ snarls ]

[ barking ]

Who is that shameless hussy ?

That's Shamela Stuart.

Oh, no. I know Shamela. I mean "it."

[ barks ]

- [ Cecil ] Good afternoon, ladies. - Have you met our new pet ?

- I didn't know you liked dogs. - [ Cecil ] Yes, well,

this one's different. Yes, actually, she's a chien.

Hardly understands a word of English.

- [ growling ] - [ speaking French ]

- Hmm. - Hmm.

- [ Cecil ] Of course she's purebred. - Her mother was a countess.

[ barks ] [ Shamela ] Oh, yuck !

Oh ! I can't believe he still chases balls.

Thought he'd be past that stage. Yuck !

Ugh !

[ sighs ]

Are the fish biting ?

- [ sniffing ] - [ whimpering ]

- Definitely. - [ whining ]

- Hubert ! - [ growling ]

Come on, boy. It's time to go.

- [ whimpering ] - Hubert, we're leaving.

[ grunting ]

Time to reel him in. [ whimpering ]

And toss out the bait.

Come on. [ whining ]

Sorry, my pet.

[ yelping ] Dog overboard !

[ Shamela ] Help - Dog overboard !

Help ! She can't swim. Will somebody help ?

[ grunting ]

It's working ! It's working !

[ both yelling ]

[ Cecil ] Help ! Man overboard ! Help !

What kind of dog can't swim ?

[ coughing ] Look at you, you soggy dog.

- [ barks ] - No, I don't have a towel. - [ mumbling ]

- [ barking ] - [ Shamela ] Yes, Coquette,

he's so brave.

- [ grunts ] - Oh. Sir Duke--

- Good form. How can we ever repay you ? - [ barks ]

Dinner. What a super idea.

- And we can celebrate your birthday. - [ barks ]

Your birthday.

- Oh, gosh, Hubie, I forgot. - [ brunting ]

Happy birthday, Hubie !

- [ barks ] - Wha-- - [ croaks ]

[ screaming ]

- [ barking ] - [ continues screaming ]

Have you seen the news ? [ laughing ]

[ whimpering ]

Don't worry. Once Hubert and Coquette are married, and we control Dingwall,

we'll let you go, all right, darling ?

Daisy's gone. I fear she's run away with a broken heart.

Come on. Let's go. We've got to find her.

Have you seen her ?

You're quite sure that you haven't seen her ?

[ grunting ] Absolutely positive ?

Where do you think you're going, Your Grace ?

He has a date. With whom ?

Coquette. "Co" who ?

We're celebrating the hero... [ with French accent ] Hubert.

[ with French accent ] Hubert ? Yes. Au revoir, Chives.

Come on.

You took a bath, and I see you're wearing your silver-studded collar.

Midnight curfew, young man !

- Where have you been, young lady ? - Daisy's missing.

She ran away this morning. Where is Hubert headed ?

- On a date. - Step on it, Florian.

Now, wait a minute, miss.

[ doorbell rings ] [ barking ]

- [ whimpering ] - [ servants whispering ]

Here we are, Sir Duke.

[ whining, sniffing ]

[ sniffing ] [ Shamela ] Oh, dear.

[ sniffing ]

Are you... ready ?

♪ Da-Dan !

- [ barking ] - Duke,

slayer.

[ grunting ]

[ barking ]

[ barking, snarling ]

[ nervous laughter ] We're running late, Sir Duke.

Come on. It's birthday time.

- ♪ [ vocalizing ] - [ chuckling ]

Come on. Tonight's the night. Off to Annabelle's,

my little doggies. [ whining ]

♪ [ techno ] [ horn honking ]

[ people chattering ]

♪

Mind the car.

Hubert ? [ grunting ]

That's coming down.

[ doorman ] Have you ever been to Annabelle's, Hubert ?

He loves it. Very exclusive. Oh !

Oh, must say.

You better call it a night.

Arthur, darling, you idiot.

[ speaking, indistinct ] Shamela !

Toodle-oo, everyone !

No. Excuse me, miss, but you are ? She's with me. She's with me.

Oh. Forgive me, Lord Grovelin.

Lord ?

I meant to tell you, but I never got the chance.

Who are you ?

Duke was a friend of my father's.

My father's the Duke of Saxford.

I came here to Dingwall because I thought no one would recognize me.

[ scoffs ]

I guess you enjoy hanging around with the riffraff.

That's not true.

I'm going to go for a walk.

Can I at least give you a ride home ?

I'd just rather walk.

[ raindrops falling ]

Charlotte ?

What time does your watch say ?

I can't tell.

What on earth happened to you ?

I don't know.

Everything seemed to be going so well.

But it really wasn't.

Well, I'm sure it's nothing a hot bath...

And a good night's sleep can't cure.

I mean, I only wanted Florian to like me.

[ sniffles ]

And Daisy ran off.

I mean, I didn't even know that Hubert was in trouble.

I've been such a fool. - Well,

you certainly are a soggy one.

Come on. In you go.

[ Shamela ] To the Duke.

And his Duchess.

[ barking ]

[ whimpering ]

Ooh, crikey. Do you believe that ?

Now, that's a tough move.

Oh, that's a beauty.

♪ [ Humming ]

[ yawns ] Florian ?

Florian ?

Oh !

Uh !

[ barking ]

[ grunting ]

[ grunting ]

[ barks ]

Marriage ?

They only just met. Hubert works very fast.

Well-- well, they hardly know each other.

Ah, but who can explain the mysteries of love ?

I won't allow it.

Funny. I don't believe that this is your decision.

I know that you'll never rest until Ruffshire is yours.

But as long as I live, I shan't let you or Shamela...

Or some fancy French fluff ball take it away.

Well, why don't we let Hubert decide ?

After all, he is the Duke.

- What's going on ? - Hubert, you love Coquette ?

[ barks ]

Good. And we would assume that you, being the gentleman that you are,

would like to marry her.

- What ? - Lady Charlotte,

please don't interrupt this fragile moment.

He's an independent Duke, fully equipped to make his own decision,

especially now that he's 21.

In dog years.

He no longer needs to consult his guardian.

- Hubert is his own man. - Quite.

Hubert, do you wish to take Coquette...

To be your Duchess ?

[ grunting ]

- [ barks ] - Good, Hubert.

- Good boy. - [ Shamela laughing ]

Absolutely fabulous. Mm-hmm.

- [ barking ] - What's she know ?

- [ barking, whining ] - Brilliant.

- It is a trifle much. - [ barking ]

[ together ] Perfect.

[ both chuckling ]

High hair for her highness.

Something borrowed.

Something blue.

And a sixpence for her shoe. [ chuckles ]

Oh, I'm sorry, poopsie. I've just been waiting for this day for so long.

[ barks ]

She's just jealous.

[ barks ]

[ woman ] Oh, they're getting married today.

Oh, it's the end of Dingwall.

Scorched shepherd's pie or extra-crispy fish and chips ?

Afraid we're all a bit low.

[ blows raspberry ]

[ people chattering ]

Paula, I suppose we-- Sit them right there, dear. Thank you.

I think we're going to need a great many hors d'oeuvres here.

Put this over there.

Oh !

[ honking ]

It's been a pleasure serving you, Hubert.

The Earl gave us notice.

Charlotte and I will be leaving Ruffshire...

Immediately after the wedding.

But I want you to know that if you ever need anything,

I won't be far away.

I have selected a small cottage in town...

At which you are always welcome.

- I wish you every happiness, Your Grace. - [ woman sobbing ]

I can't bear it.

This is the saddest day of me life. [ door closes ]

Daisy ?

♪ [ humming ] Oh !

- [ barks ] - Oh ! [ yelling ]

Ah ! Blast !

Is he here ? In the kitchen.

[ Charlotte ] Florian !

How are you ? Okay.

Well, I'm miserable. Can't cook, can't eat, can't sleep.

What if I told you that I was sorry...

For storming off and making a mess of things ?

What if I apologized for not telling the truth ?

Agreed. I think I know where Daisy is. Let's go.

Mmm, that looks awfully good.

Hey, what do you think you're doing ?

[ barks ]

[ guests chattering ]

The tables are set.

The flowers are gorgeous.

The guests are arriving.

And the family jewels will finally be mine.

Things will be so different when we take over this place.

Dogs will be outside, for one.

And no more villagers.

[ together ] Mm-hmm.

- It's showtime ! - [ grunts ]

[ whining ]

[ guests chattering ]

Oh.

You know, the Duke was courting mumbles.

- She's absolutely devastated. - [ whimpering ]

Ah !

Ooh.

Oh ! Oh, so sorry, my dear.

Here comes the bride. Here comes the bride.

Come on. Hurry.

You go that way.

Daisy ! Daisy !

Daisy, where are you ? [ whimpering ]

♪ [ "Processional" ]

[ both arguing ]

[ shutter clicks ]

Ah, so lovely to see you.

Hmm. So lovely.

Mutton dressed as lamb.

[ yawns ]

Here you go. It's okay. [ whimpering ]

Now I know why dogs come in all sizes.

♪

[ gulps ]

[ snorts, whimpers ]

You may proceed.

- Oh. Oh. - [ sniffing, whining ]

[ growling ]

[ laughing ] Nice dog, eh ?

[ rattling ]

[ whimpering, barks ]

♪ [ "Wedding march" ]

♪ Here come the jewels ♪

♪ Here come the jewels ♪

- [ muttering ] - [ sobbing ]

Mmm.

[ sighs ]

[ whining ]

[ barking ]

[ clears throat ] Excuse me.

That's my kind of lady.

- [ barking ] - [ Florian ] Daisy !

Yes, we're here, girl. Hello.

Come on. We have to rescue Hubert.

Dearly berugged,

we are slathered here today in the sight of God...

And these nitwisses--

Come on. Hurry.

[ barking ]

...to celebrate the onion of this man and this woman...

In the howls of hurly matrifony. [ crying ]

Look out ! Pardon us !

Thank you !

Who gives this poodle to this pooch ?

[ woman crying ] Her mother and I.

And do you, poodle,

take Hubert as your thoroughly welded husband...

To have and to hound, to ruin and bury,

forsnaking all others as long as the money holds out ?

If so, futrify by saying "woof."

[ panting ]

[ yelps ]

Come on. Can't you make this go any faster ?

[ barking ]

- And do you, Hubert, take this noodle... - [ grunts ]

To be your awfully welded wife,

to love and to perish, to have and have not,

hang on. We're nearly there.

From this day fo-forward as long as you both shall grieve ?

[ motorbike revving, tires screeching ]

- [ guests gasping ] - [ barking ]

♪ Look at me I'm here ♪

♪ Waiting for an answer ♪

- ♪ Waiting all my life ♪ - [ barking ]

♪ For someone to appear ♪

♪ I never knew what love was ♪

♪ Until you rescued me ♪

♪ But now I'm in love ♪

♪ Unexpectedly ♪

♪ I've warmed up to your smile ♪

♪ Touched you on your sleeve ♪

♪ Let you paint my soul with your visions hopes and dreams ♪

♪ I never knew what love was ♪

♪ Until you rescued me ♪

♪ But now I'm in love ♪

♪ Unexpectedly ♪

♪ And now ♪

This isn't on my schedule. ♪ You have set me free ♪

Blast, blast, blast !

Licked by a hound again.

[ grunts ] I'm off !

[ grunts ]

[ snarling, barking ]

I'm bloody well not going away empty-handed.

[ grunting ]

[ grunting ] Ow !

Oh, crikey !

- There he is. - [ muttering ]

[ growls ]

- [ growls ] - Ooh !

- [ growls ] - Ooh ! Ooh !

Ooh ! Ooh !

- He's stealing the family jewels. - [ guests chattering ]

- Stop the thief ! - Poopsie !

What about me ?

- [ growling ] - Ow !

[ howls ]

[ guests shouting, yelling ]

Aah !

[ barks ]

- [ barks ] - [ yelps ]

Ooh ! Aah !

- Aah ! - [ laughs ]

Food fight !

Come on !

Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh.

Compliments.

[ bleating ]

[ snarling ]

- Which way, Daisy ? - [ sniffing ]

[ whining, barking ]

[ growling ]

- [ stammering ] - [ growling ]

Oh, crike !

- Go away ! - [ bleating ]

[ yelling ]

Hubert ! Oh, oh !

- Ah ! - [ bleating ]

[ engine sputtering ] Come on. Come on.

Come on ! Ah ! Oh !

Hubert, are you okay ? You're so brave.

- [ whimpers ] - And you too, Mr. Fox.

[ crying ] [ Florian ] Come on.

We have a wedding to attend.

[ woman chuckles ]

I now pronounce you Duke and Duchess.

You may lick the bride.

[ guests ahhing ]

How romantic. Oh !

It's like a fairy tale.

[ cheering ]

[ man ] ♪ So this is love ♪

♪ It's here at last ♪

[ woman ] ♪ If this is dreaming ♪

♪ I want this dream to last ♪

♪ So this is love ♪

♪ It feels so free ♪

♪ And we'll soar higher ♪

♪ Than we ever thought we'd be ♪

The flowers are ruined.

My cake's a disaster.

But the wedding was beautiful.

Just like the Duchess.

♪ So this is love ♪

♪ it's here at last ♪

♪ If this is dreaming ♪

♪ I want this dream to last ♪

♪ So this is love ♪ good-bye, my love.

♪ We feel so free ♪

♪ And we'll soar higher ♪

♪ Than we ever thought we'd be ♪

♪ So this is love ooh, yeah ♪

- ♪ If this is dreaming ♪ - good-bye ! Bye ! - Good-bye, my love.

♪ I want this dream to last ♪

♪ So this is love ♪ ♪ this is love ♪

♪ And when I see you ♪

♪ I know I'm home at last ♪

♪ So this is love ♪ ♪ this is love ♪

♪ Oh, it is here ♪

♪ And I'm not dreaming ♪

♪ My life is crystal clear ♪

♪ Ooh, yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ my love is your love ♪

♪ Yes, my love is your love ♪

♪ Yes, my love, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ [ man vocalizing ]

♪ [ harmonica ]

♪

♪ My love whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ♪

♪ I wanna sing it loud ♪

♪ [ man vocalizing ]

♪ If this is dreaming ♪

♪ I want this dream to last ♪

♪

♪ You can rely on me ♪

♪ I can rely on you ♪

♪ You can believe in me ♪

♪ When I say it's true ♪

♪ Together we can do it ♪

♪ I'll see you through it, yeah ♪

♪ What else should a friend do ♪

♪ When the sky turns gray ♪

♪ When hope starts to fade ♪

♪ You think you're feeling blue ♪

♪ And everything you touch you lose ♪

♪ Together we can do it ♪

♪ I'll see you through it, yeah ♪

♪ What else should a friend do ♪

♪ When I fall down ♪ ♪ I will be there ♪

♪ Who'll be around ♪ ♪ I will be ♪

♪ What if I fail ♪ ♪ it won't stop me ♪

♪ When it goes dark ♪ ♪ you will see ♪

♪ Don't be so sad if your world falls apart ♪

♪ I will always be there for you ♪

♪ What else should a friend do ♪

♪ What else should a friend do ♪

♪ Do-wah, do-do-wah ♪

♪ You wanna dance with me ♪

♪ And I wanna dance with you ♪

♪ I think you'd love to sing ♪

♪ But you don't know the tune ♪

♪ Together we can do it ♪

♪ I'll see you through it, yeah ♪

♪ What else should a friend do ♪

♪ You can rely on me ♪

♪ I can rely on you ♪

♪ You can believe in me ♪

♪ When I say it's true ♪

♪ Together we can do it ♪

♪ I'll see you through it, yeah ♪

♪ What else should a friend do ♪

♪ What else should a friend do ♪

♪ What else should a friend do ♪