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I'm sorry.
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you have a reservation for a mr.
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and mrs.
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Colport.
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this is mrs.
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Colport.
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I see well now yes room 2 1
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1.
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if you would just sign it perhaps perhaps.
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is there any luggage?
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no mr.
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Colport will arrive later.
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I see.
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come along Babs.
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we'll go up to your room now.
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Tyler J.
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I believe you have a booking for me.
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let's see yes for one night only room
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2 2 1.
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please fill in the form.
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yes Colport this is.
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no no nuts thank you.
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just the brown there.
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a large one.
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oh it's got a good bounce.
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Holly how can you talk like that?
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practise.
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anyway bounce counts.
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you'll find out soon.
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don't say that I'm scared.
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I know darling.
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it's always been the same.
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I meet a super chap I fancy him
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madly but as soon as he makes his
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move I panic.
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well that's why we're here to break the
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cycle.
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but an escort service paying someone.
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someone rather special darling.
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Fortescue is the agency and as for paying
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well now you're more than able to afford
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it.
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it's hardly the point Holly.
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when you told me that you'd spent all
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these years looking after your father and nothing
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else I was horrified.
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look Babs you want to get married have
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babies and things.
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yes.
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but you have this problem with men.
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I know.
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every time an attractive man shows his affections
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for you you run a mile.
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Holly there's nothing to be done.
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yes there is and we're doing it by
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calling in an expert.
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you make it sound so cold-blooded so
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calculated.
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your drink sir.
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oh thank you.
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would you sign please?
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yes of course.
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uh thank you.
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thank you sir.
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I say actually I didn't order a drink.
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really sir?
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oh I see what's happened.
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you're two two one.
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the order was for two one one.
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we always mix them up because they're so
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close to each other.
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I do apologise sir.
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it's no problem.
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actually I did sign the...
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you're large brandy ma'am.
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oh thank you.
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oh my
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pretty maid.
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bolting perhaps?
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yes yes I simply can't face it Holly.
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I thought you tried to escape so I
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stayed behind to lock the stable door.
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don't be so silly.
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you can't force me to do it.
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now listen I've put a lot of time
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and trouble into this one.
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you said you were desperate.
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I was only a little bit desperate.
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now I'm totally desperate.
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I've got to get out of here.
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I know why you panicked.
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it was having to sit up there and
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wait for him to turn up.
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well I've got a plan to cope with
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that.
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I don't care.
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I'm going home.
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perhaps the least you can do is hear
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it.
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so we'll just step into the bar and
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I'll explain.
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two pounds please sir.
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I say excuse me.
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oh you clumsy idiot.
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I said I'm terribly sorry.
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you have wrecked my trousers.
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Wimborne.
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Tyler.
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I say it must be 15 years.
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no more.
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I say Wimborne I'm terribly sorry about your
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trousers.
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oh it's all right Tyler.
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seeing as it's you you haven't changed much
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have you?
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how do you mean Wimborne?
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you were the clumsiest boy at school.
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was I?
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I'd forgotten.
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anyway let me pay for cleaning your trousers.
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no no of course not.
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the sordid thing is I will have to
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fly into New York looking like a bum.
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terribly sorry.
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so you live in New York do you
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Wimborne?
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yes for a third of the year.
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another third in Tokyo and the last third
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of my state in Somerset.
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I say well you always said you were
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going to be a success Wimborne.
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look we're not at school now.
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it's Giles.
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really?
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I never knew that.
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yes and yours was Jeremy wasn't it?
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that's right.
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what a memory you've got Wimborne.
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Giles.
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I take it you're doing well.
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this place is quite pricey.
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oh I don't usually stay in such grand
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hotels Giles.
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it's just my firm sent me up from
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Chester to close a property deal so I'm
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on expenses.
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are you in property?
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ah no such luck.
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I'm just a provincial solicitor.
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how about you?
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newspapers, advertising, electronics, fashion, publishing, film, television.
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perhaps be quick if you just told me
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what you're not in.
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I don't put in much time with the
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pick and shovel Tyler.
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ah that's the old Wimbers yes.
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I remember you used to keep the whole
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school in stitches especially with your practical jokes.
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darling what do I say to him?
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I mean what do we talk about?
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Holly I'm not going through with it.
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understood darling but if we don't leave him
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a message soon he'll have you paged.
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oh no we don't know his name.
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mr Colport silly.
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you married at all?
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I'm afraid not.
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I've been close to it once or twice
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but it's never quite worked out.
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you do like girls don't you?
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oh good heavens yes.
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oh I've had hundreds of girlfriends although the
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past year has been a bit lonely.
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really this must be quite a treat for
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you then.
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how do you mean?
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oh staying in a place like this.
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what do you mean girls?
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how's this sound?
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something has come up.
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I may be very late.
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you needn't wait up.
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please leave the door on the latch.
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Barbara Colport which means should you change your
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mind that you'll be able to undress in
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the dark and just slip into bed.
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I suppose you'll be winking at the hall
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porter before the evening's over eh?
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winking at the hall porter?
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yes surely you know the code.
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code?
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oh my dear boy the international one.
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oh there's nothing to it.
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you uh you simply approach the hall porter
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give him your room number and wink three
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times.
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then you go off to dine and when
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you get back to your room there is
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a delightful companion waiting for you.
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and the best thing of all is that
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she gets billed as sundries.
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how extraordinary.
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now what was your room number?
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it was 221 wasn't it?
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your room number.
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it is 221.
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right.
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good evening.
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good evening sir.
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room 221.
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all right.
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table for one monsieur.
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thank you.
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follow me please.
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I'm sure no I haven't actually seen it
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myself madam but I understand it's a very
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fine performance.
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excuse me one moment.
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good evening I'm mr.
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Colport.
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I believe my wife mrs.
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Barbara Colport checked in earlier.
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Colport.
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ah yes that's right sir.
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she left a note for you.
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oh hell did she?
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I'll confirm it later madam.
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ah yes uh that's all right then.
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she my wife you understand wants me to
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wait in her room.
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our room that is.
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she said you'll give me the key.
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certainly sir.
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oh it's 221.
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yes.
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here we are sir.
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you'll feel better once you've eaten.
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I couldn't eat a thing.
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don't be silly.
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Dominic.
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yes.
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what are you doing here?
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same as you I expect.
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yes but didn't I read somewhere that your
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old man had died?
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he must have left you half of Yorkshire
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didn't he?
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he got better.
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oh rotten luck.
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well not really.
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I quite like the old thug.
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if only he'd part with some of the
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ancestral loot.
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how are you making out?
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oh not much loot left in my family.
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best I can hope for is a good
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marriage.
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that's why I stick with this caper.
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so where's your date?
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oh in the dining room.
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I'm joining her now.
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seriously rich?
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well her name's Hapley like the chain of
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high street dress shops but I can't work
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out if she's a dress shop happily or
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not.
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she's got terrible dress sense.
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I mean black knickers under blue organdy.
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where's uh where's yours?
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hasn't arrived yet.
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I left the note saying I have to
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go to bed.
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probably one of the shy ones who like
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you to be asleep while they undress.
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oh I've never had one of those.
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I have had every kind.
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good hunting.
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thanks.
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leave it with me sir.
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goodbye sir.
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my key room 2 2 1.
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excuse me sir.
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reception.
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yes your excellency.
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yes of course.
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right away sir.
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one moment sir.
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oh I am sorry sir.
289
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who the hell are you?
290
00:15:06,340 --> 00:15:07,900
precisely what I was going to ask you.
291
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all right I'm mr Colport.
292
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mr Barbara Colport.
293
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Barbara?
294
00:15:11,440 --> 00:15:11,620
what?
295
00:15:11,940 --> 00:15:13,800
no Barbara is my wife's name of course.
296
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she booked the room.
297
00:15:14,820 --> 00:15:16,820
well I'm Jeremy Tyler and I'm expecting a
298
00:15:16,820 --> 00:15:17,160
friend.
299
00:15:17,320 --> 00:15:18,920
would that be a female or a male
300
00:15:18,920 --> 00:15:19,380
friend?
301
00:15:19,580 --> 00:15:21,120
naturally a female friend.
302
00:15:21,420 --> 00:15:22,120
why naturally?
303
00:15:22,320 --> 00:15:23,260
you've been cuddling me.
304
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well I assumed you were her.
305
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has she got a moustache?
306
00:15:27,360 --> 00:15:27,720
no.
307
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now will you kindly leave my room?
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00:15:31,040 --> 00:15:33,300
look I think we can settle this without
309
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a punch-up.
310
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what number's your room?
311
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2 2 1.
312
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really?
313
00:15:37,780 --> 00:15:40,060
so's mine and here's my key to prove
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it.
315
00:15:40,260 --> 00:15:41,000
oh really?
316
00:15:41,920 --> 00:15:44,340
well here's my key to prove it.
317
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oh dear.
318
00:15:47,660 --> 00:15:48,060
well?
319
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it's 2 1 1.
320
00:15:50,460 --> 00:15:51,240
never mind.
321
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I really am most dreadfully sorry.
322
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all right what's it going to be?
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I'll do it.
324
00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:04,900
why have you changed your mind?
325
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it was just something I saw in the
326
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dining room while we were eating.
327
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what was that?
328
00:16:08,500 --> 00:16:10,160
it was just a couple having dinner together
329
00:16:10,160 --> 00:16:11,920
but they were obviously getting a terrific kick
330
00:16:11,920 --> 00:16:13,080
out of each other's company.
331
00:16:13,600 --> 00:16:15,200
it made me realise how much I was
332
00:16:15,200 --> 00:16:15,480
missing.
333
00:16:15,680 --> 00:16:16,700
what were they doing?
334
00:16:17,100 --> 00:16:17,660
well not a lot.
335
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just exchanging looks and touches.
336
00:16:19,740 --> 00:16:21,660
but you could see he was crazy about
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her.
338
00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:22,920
he had to be.
339
00:16:22,920 --> 00:16:24,400
she was wearing black knickers under blue Orkney
340
00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:25,360
and she looked ghastly.
341
00:16:25,980 --> 00:16:27,100
come on let's get my key.
342
00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:48,260
my key please.
343
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room 2 1 1.
344
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it's out madam.
345
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oh oh of course.
346
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good night Holly.
347
00:17:18,099 --> 00:17:20,560
wake up and if you're just pretending to
348
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be asleep it's not really necessary.
349
00:17:27,750 --> 00:17:29,190
so you've come.
350
00:17:29,770 --> 00:17:30,490
of course.
351
00:17:30,790 --> 00:17:31,690
I'd given you up.
352
00:17:32,550 --> 00:17:33,210
that was silly.
353
00:17:34,850 --> 00:17:35,950
no it wasn't.
354
00:17:37,070 --> 00:17:39,070
the fact is I very nearly didn't.
355
00:17:39,070 --> 00:17:39,410
really?
356
00:17:40,210 --> 00:17:40,730
why?
357
00:17:41,470 --> 00:17:42,970
naturally because I was frightened.
358
00:17:44,130 --> 00:17:45,590
actually I was terrified.
359
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good lord.
360
00:17:48,210 --> 00:17:48,730
were you really?
361
00:17:49,210 --> 00:17:51,330
I had to force myself to enter this
362
00:17:51,330 --> 00:17:51,550
room.
363
00:17:52,010 --> 00:17:52,850
that's terrible.
364
00:17:53,810 --> 00:17:55,130
does it always affect you like that?
365
00:17:55,570 --> 00:17:57,330
yes that's the whole point.
366
00:17:58,210 --> 00:18:00,530
when the moment gets near I nearly faint.
367
00:18:01,590 --> 00:18:02,930
usually I just run away.
368
00:18:03,730 --> 00:18:05,010
what an appalling handicap.
369
00:18:06,390 --> 00:18:08,170
I mean do you think you're in the
370
00:18:08,170 --> 00:18:08,830
right profession?
371
00:18:09,590 --> 00:18:10,930
oh I don't have a profession.
372
00:18:11,110 --> 00:18:12,170
I have means.
373
00:18:12,730 --> 00:18:14,390
I just do odd jobs from time to
374
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time.
375
00:18:15,170 --> 00:18:16,830
but if you don't need to I mean
376
00:18:16,830 --> 00:18:18,930
well why work at all?
377
00:18:19,770 --> 00:18:21,390
I suppose because I get bored.
378
00:18:21,490 --> 00:18:22,910
it helps pass the time.
379
00:18:23,590 --> 00:18:24,790
yes I suppose it would.
380
00:18:25,810 --> 00:18:27,490
it's none of my business of course but
381
00:18:27,490 --> 00:18:30,350
have you ever considered some sport or hobby?
382
00:18:30,550 --> 00:18:31,770
look could we just get on with it
383
00:18:31,770 --> 00:18:33,010
before I get panicky again?
384
00:18:33,730 --> 00:18:34,370
yes of course.
385
00:18:37,370 --> 00:18:40,330
well if you'd like to undress.
386
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not so fast.
387
00:18:41,850 --> 00:18:42,150
sorry?
388
00:18:42,310 --> 00:18:44,230
well there's certain things to be discussed first.
389
00:18:44,370 --> 00:18:44,650
really?
390
00:18:44,850 --> 00:18:45,350
what things?
391
00:18:46,050 --> 00:18:48,770
well uh to begin with are you uh
392
00:18:48,770 --> 00:18:49,450
experienced?
393
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I uh well tolerable I suppose.
394
00:18:56,150 --> 00:18:58,910
I mean do you really think a lot
395
00:18:58,910 --> 00:19:00,110
of experience is necessary?
396
00:19:00,630 --> 00:19:02,430
of course I don't want some blundering amateur
397
00:19:02,430 --> 00:19:03,370
doing it do I?
398
00:19:03,610 --> 00:19:05,890
well no no that would be disagreeable no
399
00:19:05,890 --> 00:19:08,470
doubt but I mean it is your...
400
00:19:08,470 --> 00:19:08,930
choice.
401
00:19:09,170 --> 00:19:10,450
oh I realise that.
402
00:19:11,290 --> 00:19:11,990
but tell me this.
403
00:19:12,610 --> 00:19:14,130
why do you think I joined you here?
404
00:19:15,090 --> 00:19:16,690
I assume because I winked at the hall
405
00:19:16,690 --> 00:19:17,030
porter.
406
00:19:18,170 --> 00:19:18,610
what?
407
00:19:19,590 --> 00:19:21,470
well because I winked at the hall porter.
408
00:19:23,350 --> 00:19:24,790
I don't consider this the moment for jokes.
409
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:26,630
you are going to take it seriously aren't
410
00:19:26,630 --> 00:19:26,830
you?
411
00:19:27,030 --> 00:19:29,190
oh certainly yes but I mean it should
412
00:19:29,190 --> 00:19:30,850
also be fun shouldn't it?
413
00:19:31,510 --> 00:19:32,430
of course not.
414
00:19:32,430 --> 00:19:33,270
are you mad?
415
00:19:34,310 --> 00:19:36,810
oh I suppose your attitude doesn't really matter
416
00:19:36,810 --> 00:19:39,730
as long as you do it gently swiftly
417
00:19:39,730 --> 00:19:41,190
and with clinical detachment.
418
00:19:42,170 --> 00:19:43,350
well I'll do my best.
419
00:19:43,470 --> 00:19:43,830
thank you.
420
00:19:43,830 --> 00:19:44,710
now no more talking.
421
00:19:45,110 --> 00:19:46,270
I will put out the light and get
422
00:19:46,270 --> 00:19:47,130
undressed in the dark.
423
00:19:47,490 --> 00:19:48,450
you turn over.
424
00:19:48,710 --> 00:19:50,850
turn over so that you're facing away from
425
00:19:50,850 --> 00:19:51,050
me.
426
00:19:51,430 --> 00:19:55,010
I'll get straight into bed and you get
427
00:19:55,010 --> 00:19:55,850
on with it without delay.
428
00:19:56,250 --> 00:19:56,830
agreed?
429
00:19:57,690 --> 00:19:58,710
I suppose so.
430
00:20:00,770 --> 00:20:02,590
light's going out now.
431
00:20:04,130 --> 00:20:06,250
I must say I didn't expect all these
432
00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:06,690
rules.
433
00:20:15,700 --> 00:20:20,880
well I'm sorry but she didn't show up.
434
00:20:21,020 --> 00:20:23,460
my my wife just didn't show up.
435
00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:25,960
well she was certainly here last night as
436
00:20:25,960 --> 00:20:27,500
I remember the lady when she booked in.
437
00:20:28,120 --> 00:20:29,860
yes here we are mrs.
438
00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:31,160
Barbara Colport.
439
00:20:31,340 --> 00:20:32,660
of course I went off with you at
440
00:20:32,660 --> 00:20:32,820
seven.
441
00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:34,260
well she never came up to the room.
442
00:20:34,540 --> 00:20:36,000
I've spent a rotten night all alone.
443
00:20:36,460 --> 00:20:38,000
have you informed the police sir?
444
00:20:38,700 --> 00:20:39,240
the police?
445
00:20:39,860 --> 00:20:41,560
no why should I?
446
00:20:41,780 --> 00:20:43,280
well your wife's disappeared.
447
00:20:43,620 --> 00:20:45,060
oh I don't suppose it's anything that would
448
00:20:45,060 --> 00:20:46,000
interest the police.
449
00:20:46,220 --> 00:20:47,360
I mean she...
450
00:20:47,360 --> 00:20:50,320
Barbara often has these fits and starts.
451
00:20:50,880 --> 00:20:53,120
she probably met somebody she fancied more than
452
00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:54,260
me and just went off with him.
453
00:20:54,440 --> 00:20:55,260
I beg your pardon.
454
00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:58,360
what I mean is she might have bumped
455
00:20:58,360 --> 00:20:59,600
into an old friend or...
456
00:21:00,980 --> 00:21:03,060
oh all right I'll pay the bill.
457
00:21:03,460 --> 00:21:05,080
Fortescue can settle with me later.
458
00:21:05,980 --> 00:21:06,920
never mind.
459
00:21:07,060 --> 00:21:07,680
what do I owe you?
460
00:21:22,920 --> 00:21:24,580
you were wonderful.
461
00:21:25,340 --> 00:21:27,000
far better than I'd expected.
462
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:30,420
thank you for your strength and gentleness.
463
00:21:31,500 --> 00:21:33,700
I won't ever be afraid again.
464
00:21:45,980 --> 00:21:46,580
hello.
465
00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:52,370
so you're back are you?
466
00:21:53,150 --> 00:21:56,410
I most certainly am and now I would
467
00:21:56,410 --> 00:21:57,490
like the truth.
468
00:21:58,030 --> 00:21:59,570
I say you're not going to start all
469
00:21:59,570 --> 00:22:00,610
that nonsense again are you?
470
00:22:00,930 --> 00:22:02,710
what exactly do you mean?
471
00:22:03,170 --> 00:22:04,250
well I got your note.
472
00:22:04,770 --> 00:22:06,210
it was a wonderful night for me too.
473
00:22:07,890 --> 00:22:09,290
who are you?
474
00:22:09,710 --> 00:22:11,650
look I've got nothing to hide.
475
00:22:12,050 --> 00:22:12,670
I'm not married.
476
00:22:12,670 --> 00:22:14,150
what gives you the right to interrogate me
477
00:22:14,150 --> 00:22:14,750
like this?
478
00:22:15,330 --> 00:22:16,910
very well I will tell you.
479
00:22:17,330 --> 00:22:19,830
I have discovered that you're not from Fortescue.
480
00:22:20,110 --> 00:22:21,170
well that's true.
481
00:22:21,610 --> 00:22:22,310
I'm not.
482
00:22:22,730 --> 00:22:23,590
who are you from?
483
00:22:23,790 --> 00:22:25,170
well if you must know the firm's called
484
00:22:25,170 --> 00:22:26,750
Farrington Farrington and Dawkins.
485
00:22:26,890 --> 00:22:27,750
I'm a junior partner.
486
00:22:27,750 --> 00:22:28,810
a what?
487
00:22:29,010 --> 00:22:29,790
I'm a solicitor.
488
00:22:30,290 --> 00:22:31,670
you mean you do this in your spare
489
00:22:31,670 --> 00:22:32,150
time?
490
00:22:32,490 --> 00:22:33,210
do what?
491
00:22:34,250 --> 00:22:35,890
what is the address of your firm?
492
00:22:36,070 --> 00:22:37,250
87 Mount Street.
493
00:22:37,550 --> 00:22:38,110
Mount Street.
494
00:22:38,450 --> 00:22:38,810
Chester.
495
00:22:39,390 --> 00:22:39,790
Chester?
496
00:22:40,510 --> 00:22:40,910
Chester!
497
00:22:41,230 --> 00:22:42,890
you've come down from Chester to make love
498
00:22:42,890 --> 00:22:43,250
to women?
499
00:22:43,350 --> 00:22:44,070
oh don't be silly.
500
00:22:44,250 --> 00:22:45,550
I came down to close a contract.
501
00:22:45,850 --> 00:22:48,150
I had no intention of making love when
502
00:22:48,150 --> 00:22:48,750
I left Chester.
503
00:22:49,030 --> 00:22:49,710
oh then what happened?
504
00:22:49,710 --> 00:22:50,950
did they bleep you and tell you something
505
00:22:50,950 --> 00:22:51,530
had come up?
506
00:22:51,650 --> 00:22:53,070
no this has gone quite far enough.
507
00:22:53,070 --> 00:22:53,790
no call girl.
508
00:22:53,930 --> 00:22:54,210
that's the right.
509
00:22:54,210 --> 00:22:54,830
what did you say?
510
00:22:54,830 --> 00:22:56,110
I said no call girl.
511
00:22:56,110 --> 00:22:57,410
what girl are you referring to?
512
00:22:57,410 --> 00:22:58,670
all right if you find the term too
513
00:22:58,670 --> 00:23:00,050
blunt pleasure girl.
514
00:23:01,290 --> 00:23:01,730
me?
515
00:23:03,490 --> 00:23:05,430
you mean me?
516
00:23:05,790 --> 00:23:06,690
well who else?
517
00:23:06,890 --> 00:23:08,110
it was you that came and slept with
518
00:23:08,110 --> 00:23:09,410
me after I winked at the hall porter
519
00:23:09,410 --> 00:23:10,010
wasn't it?
520
00:23:11,730 --> 00:23:13,510
oh my god.
521
00:23:13,930 --> 00:23:14,790
are you ill?
522
00:23:15,090 --> 00:23:18,130
no no I uh let's just get this
523
00:23:18,130 --> 00:23:18,390
straight.
524
00:23:18,390 --> 00:23:22,090
you wanted some female company last night and
525
00:23:22,090 --> 00:23:23,930
what did you do?
526
00:23:24,350 --> 00:23:25,830
well exactly what Wimborne suggested.
527
00:23:26,410 --> 00:23:28,190
I winked three times at the hall porter
528
00:23:28,190 --> 00:23:29,810
and he sent you to my room.
529
00:23:30,790 --> 00:23:31,710
didn't he?
530
00:23:32,910 --> 00:23:34,190
oh my god.
531
00:24:14,880 --> 00:24:15,360
hello.
532
00:24:15,360 --> 00:24:16,420
I'm sorry I'm late.
533
00:24:17,240 --> 00:24:18,000
it's been quite a day.
534
00:24:19,420 --> 00:24:21,020
I saved the firm upwards of two million.
535
00:24:21,960 --> 00:24:23,360
I did it with an offshore nominee.
536
00:24:24,380 --> 00:24:25,180
I run your bar.
537
00:24:25,420 --> 00:24:26,740
champagne now or later?
538
00:24:34,100 --> 00:24:35,080
now I think.
539
00:24:39,360 --> 00:24:40,440
how was Tommy's eye test?
540
00:24:40,860 --> 00:24:41,840
glasses I'm afraid.
541
00:24:42,360 --> 00:24:43,320
but I think he's rather proud.
542
00:24:44,520 --> 00:24:46,300
he's spending the night with auntie Holly.
543
00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:48,780
so we've got the whole night to ourselves.
544
00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:51,980
Babs you don't think after 10 years this
545
00:24:51,980 --> 00:24:54,020
routine is well a bit childish?
546
00:24:54,580 --> 00:24:55,260
I do not.
547
00:24:55,480 --> 00:24:57,380
it commemorates most important night of my life.
548
00:24:57,380 --> 00:24:58,140
oh mine too.
549
00:24:58,300 --> 00:24:59,240
it's just...
550
00:24:59,240 --> 00:25:02,140
now are you the man from Fortescue's?
551
00:25:02,140 --> 00:25:05,440
at your service madame.
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