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Hello, hello, hello!

Previously
on RuPaul's Drag Race UK...

You need to make us chuckle
at this year's comedy roast.

CIRCUS MUSIC
Wooo!

I know how old a drag queen is
from the sound of her piss.

By the time, erm...

Oh, by the time I've finished
this joke, God!

LAUGHTER

Remember to wash the soap-ay away!

LAUGHTER

Rileasa-leasa.

It wasn't really a roast.
It was sort of like a light grill.

Lill!

You definitely could have
taken it further.

La Voix!

Tonight, a star was born.

Condragulations, you are the winner
of this week's challenge.

Wow.

Rileasa. Shantay, you stay.

Lill, sashay away.

This programme contains some strong
language and adult humour

Let's talk about sex, baby.

Ten weeks ago...

..12 queens entered the Werk Room.

Take it all in.

There were looks,
there were lip-syncs.

And queens were eliminated.

Ta-ra!

Now the time has come
to crown our queen.

Kyran Thrax.

I came in a bin bag

and now I am going to
win that crown.

La Voix.

It's been nerve-racking,
it's been exhausting...

Bore off!

..but worth every step
of that fight.

Iechyd da!

Marmalade.

I have worked my blooming socks off.

Look over there!

I am so ready to get out there
and kill it.

Rileasa Slaves.

Sashay awayo!

This girl over here is a winner.

Chicken dinner.

Heyyy!

The UK's next Drag Race Superstar
is...

CHEERING

Top four!

Oh, my God!

We're back in the Werk Room.
Rileasa's just sent Lill home.

But do you know what?

I'm in the final! Yes!

Oh, Lill. Yeah.

Oh, my God! Lilly, Lilly!

Oh, I'm just going to miss Lill
so much.

She's such an energy in that room.

But with, like, no energy.

It's such a weird paradox.

"Ha-ha, more choreo for you.

"Best of forever. Good luck, gals.

"All my love."

Oh, we love you, Lill.
We love you.

She was so incredible.

What an absolute contender.

To see someone like her go home

really tells you how tough
this competition is getting.

But if there is one thing
I know about Lill,

it's that she's probably not arsed.

God, she was so creative.

That look, that lip-sync,
it literally...

A gimp mask!
I was terrified for her.

What a way to get eliminated,
dressed as a gimpy Marilyn Monroe.

Who else but Lill?

But she really turned it out.

But that said, Rileasa,
how do you feel?

You know, when you have, like,
these flashing moments,

like people say when they're dying?
I literally saw my sister's face.

I saw all the, like,
points I'd made

through this competition.
I was like, "I am not going home.

"I'm going to be in that final."

And you did it, you're here!

And at this point, honey,

there is nothing that Rileasa

cannot do.

Baby! Now, wipe that final message.

There have been people
in this competition

who've seen the crown on their head
from day dot.

I never thought about it until now.

Phew, OK. I need to get out of this.
I am so sweaty.

I feel like I would be
a really cute queen of the UK.

Honey, imagine if I was ruling
this country.

Oh, my gosh, y'all would
have some good fun.

First and foremost, La Voix,
congratulations

on your fourth badge!
Oh, my God!

I mean, it's going to be
so exhausting

putting four on a morning.

I mean, Kyran, could you imagine?

Shut your mouth!

I'm thrilled.

Guess who's not thrilled?

You can't fit four
on a beanie hat anyway.

You can take that fourth badge.
I'm taking the crown.

Is it not about badges any more?
Oh, hello!

Baby, we're in the finale now.

It's about cash prize,
and it's about a crown.

Fine...

I remember that first week,
I was sat on that arm there

with 12 bitches around these sofas.

And now there are four.
Four. Four!

Four. Four!

I could literally kiss you all.

I'm so, so happy.

It feels incredible to be
sitting here with these girls.

They bring something so different
to each other and so different to me

that it really is anyone's game.

THEY SQUEAL
Should we take this off?

Let's take it off, please!

Let's take it off, baby!

Soon we'll be packing our bags...

Help me!

..but I've got that little space
left for a crown, a sceptre

and a big wodge of cash.

Ooh! Ahh!

One more week and then I am
crowned the winner, baby!

I need a message.

It's so nice having you so far,
but honey, it's my time.

Y'all was sleeping on Rileasa.

Y'all ain't sleeping now.

I am serious competition.

ALL: Top four!

Bring on next week.

I'm going to prove I deserve
to take that crown

all the way back to Cardiff.

And top one!

Yeah! No, Marmalade.

MARMALADE CACKLES

# RuPaul's Drag Race! #

The winner crowned the UK's
next Drag Race Superstar

will receive a cash prize
of £25,000.

Tonight, with Michelle Visage,

Graham Norton and Alan Carr.

# RuPaul's Drag Race!

# May the best drag queen win

# Best drag queen win! #

ALL: # Bring it to the runway!

# Runway! Run, run, run, runway!

# Bring it to the runway!

# Runway! Run, run, run, runway! #

It's a new day in the Werk Room
and I have reached the finale.

Top four! Ahhhh!

I am going to drink in
every last moment I have

in this pink fluorescent hellhole.

And it's such a strong four.
It really is.

There have been many times
where the person with four badges

or three badges has been beaten
by someone else,

and that's what I plan on doing.

I have literally the last few cells
of energy left. But, baby!

Baby, let's do this.
I am ready for my crown.

If you get the crown, none of us
will ever hear the end of it.

I'm taking the crown
for world peace.

I think I'm just going to take it
while you two fight about it.

KLAXON, ALL SCREAM

Her Majesty did already
done had herses.

My top queens.

ALL: Yes!

You know, the British
have an expression for everything.

Yeah.

But leave it to this humble American
to say just this.

You made it.

And I am so proud of each of you.

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Hello, hello, hello.
ALL: Hi!

So dashing!
Thank you, darling.

My top four queens.

Condragulations.

Thank you.

Now, your charisma, uniqueness,
nerve and talent

has led you to a moment like this.

And that's something to sing about.

For your final challenge,
you need to take the piss

out of a grand finale song
worthy of Leona Lewis,

Alexandra Burke

and Michelle McManus.

Yes! OK.

Now, you'll write and record
your own winning verses,

and later you'll perfect your moves
with choreographer Aaron Renfree.

ALL SCREAM

And when you're not busy
being drag pop idols,

you'll each sit down and spill
the tea with Michelle Visage and me.

Yay!

Remember, Mamaru believes in you,

so don't fuck it up.

Racers, start your engines,

and may the best drag queen win.

THEY IMITATE ENGINES

Oh, my gosh.

I love that it's a spoof,
a comedy spoof. Yes!

"A Different Winner's Story." Mm.

Shall we have a listen? Oh, let's
listen to it. Shall we? Let's do it.

Oh, my God. From the first chord.

I feel like Louis Walsh
has just thrown up all over this.

You're joking.

This song is...

# Cheese. #

You know, it's like,

# I was a drag queen and now
I'm crying for the crown. #

But it's catchy, though.

It's a vibe.

Oh, my God. Girls!

That is the campest thing
I've ever listened to. Ah!

Got to write a verse each.

How do we write to that?

We should think about, like,
all the challenges we've done

and try and incorporate
some of the funny runway looks,

things that have happened.
Yeah, referencing.

So for my lyrics,
I'm channelling some of

my iconic moments here.
It's really hard to pick

because there's been so many.

I'm going into this quite
level-headed, but the pressure

is on a little bit
because it's an original song,

it's never been done before
and we need it to be show-stopping.

So I always think La Voix
is incredibly deluded.

She always thinks
she's this huge star.

So I think I'm going to channel
this like, you know, Vaseline-lensed

smoky studio, but like,
everything goes wrong.

I want the wind machine to go in
my face and stick to my lip gloss.

Yeah!

I want to stay true to me
in the lyrics.

I want it to be comedy
and just something that sums up

the whole competition for me,
in two words,

because that's all we've got,
really.

Ha-ha!

I've got a few ideas.

I definitely want to take
that little rap section, I think.

No way! Marmalade? No!
Marmalade? Yes.

Yo, Marmalade is gonna rap.

OK, Eminem.

Come through.

And already from this
I've got a few ideas,

so I can't wait to
lay down my track.

Oh, is that Marmalade rapping? Yeah.

DJ Marmalade! Yeah.

I love writing poetry, soliloquies,

so I can't wait to put down on paper

why I deserve this.

And for it to rhyme.

I feel I'll reference the fact
that now I'm a seamstress...

Yeah. ..I'm a singer, I'm a
comedian. All your new skills.

Like this feels like more like a
celebration than a challenge. Yeah.

Off of the back of
the Girl Group and the Rusical,

I feel seasoned with, like,
my new-found singing skills.

So I'm coming for these girls.

She's an assassin.

Three, two, one, season six,
let's go!

THEY CHEER

Hello.

Hello, Marmalade. Hi.

Marmalade, my goodness.

I got to tell you, in your audition,
I had no idea

that you would be as amazing
as you are.

I love that. I've got here
and I've, like, discovered so much.

How important was it
that you presented your looks?

My day job, I make clothes
for other people.

But I was finding myself
getting stuck

in making other people's
dreams come true.

So a lot of it was for me
to have that moment to say,

"No, I can do that, too."

And there were so many times
where I thought,

"Well, I'm wasting my time.

"They're not going to see this
little detail that I'm putting in."

And the fact that
you appreciated every bit,

I felt so...validated.

Now throughout this competition,
when you look back,

what makes you laugh the most?

It was you saying my mum's name. Aw.
And she walked up and she went,

"I'm waxed head to toe. I'm ready."

THEY LAUGH

And I was like, "That's my mum."

And it was amazing because
I was waiting for a badge

for quite a while, and I was like
getting my first badge

with my mum watching...
Aw. ..that's the win.

And you're Welsh?
I am Welsh indeed.

Proud to represent Wales
in this competition? Very proud.

When I walked in
and I saw Actavia I was like,

"I wanted to be the only Welsh one.
How dare you!

"How very dare you!"

But no, I love Actavia. Because
I'm South Wales, she's North Wales.

Culturally, very different places.

I'm glad that both are
being represented.

So then, my darling, what would it
mean to you to be crowned

the UK's next Drag Race Superstar?

I really do feel I represent such
a wide breadth of British drag.

I think I represent Cardiff
and Wales amazingly, and to bring

that crown into the Prince of Wales
pub in Cardiff, get a round

with it on my head and then
fall down the stairs pissed

would be just sensational.

THEY LAUGH

Well, thank you so much...
Thank you.

..for giving us so much beauty,
so much grace.

We will see you out there.

Yes.

Not if I see you first.

THEY LAUGH

KYRAN SCREAMS
Oh, my God! Oh!

Wow. I brought my own beverage,
just in case.

What is bin juice?

Well, in this case, it's a lot
of superglue and paint.

Uh-huh!
MICHELLE LAUGHS

Kyran, you came into this
competition guns a-blazing.

What's been a personal highlight
for you?

Just to say that I have won
Snatch Game is just beyond

my wildest dreams.

We've seen Elvis impersonations.

I've never seen one like that
before.

I just think I've always kind
of just had a bit of a weird brain,

and it feels like
a huge strength to me.

What's been the toughest part
for you, Kyran?

Last week, like, threw me
for a loop.

I've only ever had lovely critiques

and then kind of felt
a little bit like whiplash.

I know that you've been
very confident

throughout this competition.

Were you surprised that
that happened?

It surprised me more than
I was expecting,

how I kind of got in my head.

Sitting here talking about
your confidence.

It's not traditionally British,
is it?

No, it's not.

I have been told, actually, my
confidence is much more American.

THEY LAUGH

But I don't know. I've always been,
like, of the opinion,

you don't want to see
a self-conscious drag queen. Right.

There's a fine line between
confidence and cocky, right?

So I really think that I've
learned that over this experience.

Where did you get that strength
from?

Me and my mum,
we went through a lot.

And a lot of things
that happened kind of

made me start to not like myself.

And she would always tell me to
tell myself that I love myself

and that I'm talented.

My mum is the strongest person...

..in this entire world.

I've just always wanted
to repay her for everything

that she's done for me and
everything that she's given me.

She is my hero.

She is.

She will be proud of you. Oh, yeah.

We are all proud of you.

What would it mean to you
to be crowned

the UK's next Drag Superstar?

It would mean everything to me.

I just want to show young people
that are growing up in a place

where the odds are stacked
against them...

..if you work hard and you love
yourself, you can do anything.

KYRAN SNIFFS

I want to be that for people.

You already are.

Well, thank you very much.

Thank you, Kyran. Thank you.

Hello. Hello, La Voix. Hi, hi.

Look at your four badges there.

I feel like a mayor. I feel like
I need to go and open a supermarket.

Uh-huh! Did you expect
to win four badges?

I genuinely didn't think I would.

I thought, "These kids are going
to be so young and fresh,

"and I'm going to look a bit dated."

There is a bit of dated in you,
but we celebrate that.

What makes your drag you,
and it's good.

I'm so proud of it.

I adore what I do, so I think
it's my own doubt of,

"How long can I keep doing Liza?"

You know, who's going to say,
"Who?", you know.

MICHELLE LAUGHS
You know.. That will happen.

It will happen.

What was it like to have
your father here with you?

You gave me a side of my dad
I've never seen.

He was just... He was so funny.
He was.

He said to me at the end, "I want to
go home and just have a big cry.

"This has been the best day
of my life."

Oh!

He is an absolute doll.
I fell in love with him.

That means a lot. Thank you.

What was the toughest part
for you in this competition?

Believing that I'm...

I've got this far
because of my talent.

With experience also comes
knockbacks and rejection.

I think I got so used to,
"Not this time."

And I think I just accepted,

"I'm 43, maybe I'm not
going to get that break."

So...this blows my mind.

This...

This blows my mind.

Based on what you did last week,

you are going to host
a television show.

You are a phenomenal talent.
LA VOIX EXHALES

I don't know what happened before,
but in my experience,

my life really began at 40.

Really? It really did.

Which of course begs the question,
what would it mean to you

to be crowned
the UK's next Drag Race Superstar?

LA VOIX EXHALES

It would propel me to
an absolute new beginning.

Doesn't matter how old you are,
you can reinvent yourself

and go back out there
and share that gift.

By the way, you're not old. Right.
No, I'm not old. OK.

But it might get me the crown
if I say that.

La Voix, you are fabulous.

Thank you, doll. Thank you so much.

Hello. Rileasa!

Hello, darlings.

Oh, my gosh, look at you.

I remember your audition tape.

Do you feel you've shaken
your association with Rihanna

in this competition?

I think yes. The challenges
that you guys threw at us,

being able to be silly,
to be weird... Yeah.

..to explore my drag
in a different way.

There's so much more to you...
Yeah. ..than being sexy.

Rileasa represents a period
in my life where I was like,

"OK, these are all things

"that have scared you or you've
been, like, bullied about."

Like, "You're too effeminate.
You're too this."

I know growing up in the islands,

it's not very easy for especially
effeminate young boys. Yeah.

Like, my mum's a Jehovah's Witness
and so I grew up in the faith.

Like, on one hand, I am grateful
for it cos it gave me, like,

some sort of moral steering.

But also, there was
a confliction with me

when I was hitting the age of 11
where I was like,

"OK, I kind of know who I am,"
and sort of, like,

feeling like who I am is a sin.

Yeah.
And I remember going to bed at night

praying to wake up not gay.

And I feel I'm still peeling
those layers.

Like, even having my sister here,
that was, like...

That was, uh... Was it?

Yeah. I'm very close to her,

but at the same time, I think

there's a part of me
which was so scared,

if people knew who I was,

maybe the love you have for me
is going to change.

Let me tell you this.
You crossed those lines. Yeah.

That's the beginning. Yeah.

That's my prize, coming out of this.

Knowing that I actually,
without realising, have so much love

surrounding me that
I've just not allowed it in.

So what would it mean to you
to be crowned

the UK's next Drag Race Superstar?

It's crazy because I never
thought it would be possible.

But I also know from this process,
if it didn't happen,

which probably sounds wrong to say,

for me, right now,
I already have a crown.

You are such a beacon for all
the people who are stuck in places

where they're not accepted.

So, bravo.

Thank you. Thank you, Rileasa.

I mean, I ain't saying
I don't want it!

I definitely want the crown.

All right? And the 25,000.

OK?

Cos I got things I want to buy.

Yes, girl!

Hello! Hello, hello.

I'm walking into rehearsals
with Aaron Renfree

and I'm like,
"Yes, give me the moves, baby!"

Let's bring this

finale performance to life.

Well, it's the final.

ALL: Ahhh!

You're going to go for that
big finale moment,

lots of passion, lots of emotion.

We're going to really put you
through your paces today.

Should we try chorus?
Yes! Yes! Let's do it.

With this chorus, it's
"write a different winner's story".

It's such a lovely lyric

and I love the, like, the kind of
whole meaning behind it.

So I actually know how to sign that.

So all you have to do is,
it's literally...

Different is from here.
Diff...erent.

And then winner's,

you just go here
and then down.

And then story is just sto...ry.

"Different winner's story"

in sign language!

So good. And with the thumbs,

make it kind of like you're doing
a little cute...bring it down.

OK. That's it. Yes.

Like it's signed choreography.

So you kind of can still enjoy
yourself, if that makes sense. Yeah.

So that's your first, like,
mini dance break.

So from here, let's just
slowly start cranking it up.

And then we're full...full off.
Yeah, full-on.

Six, seven, eight.

One, two, three, four,

five and six.

Boom, boom, boom.

Miss Aaron's down there like,
"Step, step, bam, boom, down."

Up and down.

Step, slap, boom, boom.

Calm down, babes.
I've just had my lunch.

Go, look, look.

Oh, that's quick. That is fast.

Six, seven, eight.

We go one, two, three, four.

This is definitely a challenge,
but I did not get to this point

by not rising to the challenges.

Well done.

Let's go again from the top.

Five, six, seven, eight.

Oh, oh... Oh, shit. ..up.

It's a lot. It's a lot.

One and two and three and four.

Five. Ah!

I am worried I'm going to be the one
that's left behind now.

Ah!

But it's the final challenge.

So it's just two? One, two...
One, two,

three and four. Yes!

So I've just got to
get rid of any doubt

and just throw myself into it.

I like it! Yeah. I like it.

So what's going to happen is,
we're just doing

a nice little canon moment.
You're going to go to the right,

and you're going to go to the left

and we're going to reveal.

Oh, that's cool! Yeah.

Oh, my gosh.

It is giving pure cheese.

It is giving brie.

We're in the moment.
We're in the moment.

Go through.

Oh!

We are the...
Oh, yes! Oh, yes! Drama!

Get ready.

I am so obsessed
with everything that we're doing.

It has to be in sync.

It's almost, cos it's very,
"Boom! Position,"

we have to punch this first bit out.

Everybody in this room right now
is pulling up to the challenge.

Look.

Pull, and up, down, down.

Yeah. It's great, Aaron,
I love it. Sweet.

I'm up here with some stars,

and I need to make sure
that my star is shining, honey.

She needs to be like the sun.

Love it. Down, then slide back.

Boom!

Fabulous. Thanks, Aaron! Ahhh!

So we've come to the end
of the rehearsal now.

How are you feeling?
It's, like, a lot to take in,

but I feel like once it's in the
body, I can then forget the moves

and...
INHALES DEEPLY

I know that once those moves are in,

I'm going to get the performance
of my life.

The finale performance can
either make or break a winner.

Good luck, and I will see you
on the main stage.

Bye!

I want that crown, y'all.

So I'm going to hit this one.

Ahh! Oh, yes! Ca...ca...

Carry the winner!

Look at my pretty little baby!

Hey, hey, hey!

Somebody is getting crowned today

and I just feel

so happy!

It's finale day! Yes! Ahhh!

And I can't wait to do
this performance.

I can't believe we're here.

This is madness.
Look at all that space!

We're in the top four! Ahhh!

Oh, my gosh.

This whole race

has been absolutely life-changing.

I've just dealt with so many things

that I was telling myself
I couldn't do.

Just one thing I need to learn,
and that's the words

and then the choreo.

And then work out what I'm wearing,
and then I'll be absolutely fine.

I feel like I'm going to walk away
from this competition

not scared of anything,
pushing myself into new challenges,

and mainly just having more fun.

This morning I woke up
and I just felt like,

immediately so emotional, like.

I feel like we've ugly cried enough
at this point.

Yeah, I agree.
No, my crying is fierce.

I cry like this.

That toilet's still blocked.

THEY LAUGH AND SHOUT

Oh, my God!

Hey!

Oh, hello, Ginger,

Miss Winner Of Season Five.

Oh, my God!

How are you doing?

Oh, I am gagged!

Let me get a chair,
get some make-up on your faces

and we'll get all the gossip.
Yes! Right...

I am, of course, here
to do a very important job

and hand over the sceptre later on.
Gosh!

Still hanging on to
the last few seconds of it

before one of you lot gets it!
I know, yeah.

But before that, you must be
feeling very tired right now.

I was like a dishcloth that had been
wrung out by this stage.

Yeah. The adrenaline
is just pumping us through.

I was terrified of
our final performance

cos we all know I'm not exactly
a dancer.

But, you know, you've just
got to dig down and find it,

because you never know. Yeah. Yeah.
You never know until it's over.

Knowing that a winner of Drag Race

has had all the same concerns
that I'm having right now,

it lets me know that
I absolutely deserve to be here.

But I must say that some of
my best memories

of being in this big pink box
of dreams are from this last day,

because it's a chance to sort of
reflect a little bit.

Do you feel like
you've all bonded well?

Yeah, cos no-one else really
knows what the experience is like

in the Werk Room. The pressure,
the fun, the laughter, the tears.

Now you have a ready-made
set of sisters.

And we're all your sisters as well.

It's not just the ones that
you've had on your series with you.

We're all bonded by this thing now.
Yeah. Yeah.

So any time you need to
lean on someone,

just reach out to
one of the other queens.

Outside of here, I don't get to
spend a lot of time with queens,

so to be here for ten weeks

and to get to know these girls
as artists and as human beings,

I'm so grateful to have sisters
in these queens now.

What was the first thing you did
when you finished and you got out?

Sleep for about a month.
That's what I did. Oh, gosh.

I'm glad I did
because I haven't slept since.

You know... Yeah, of course.

The train doesn't stop
from now on, girls.

And then the real fun begins!

There's an excitement in me now.

I'm really looking forward to
what is on the other side of this.

Maybe I got fans.

That's so strange, the thought. Ha!

Well, I am not going to
get in your way any longer.

Head in the game,
get on with the task.

Don't worry about anything else
that's going on around you.

Good luck.
Thank you so much, Ginger.

Lovely to see you.
Thank you, darling. Take care.

Thanks, honey.

Everybody in! Come on.
Let's have a group hug. Get in here.

Oh, yes!
GINGER LAUGHS

You can do it. You smell so good!
Let's go.

All right, Ginger, lovely speaking
to you but I've got to crack on.

Good luck, girls. Bye!

I'll see you later when you're
handing me that sceptre, girl.

I love you girls.

I came, I slayed,

and now it's time
to conquer the final challenge!

Baby, the competition is on,
my coochie is out...

..give me that damn money!

Bring on the choreo!

Bring on the pyros!

Bring on A Different Winner's Story,
baby!

LAUGHTER

# Cover girl, put the bass
in your walk

# Head to toe

# Let your whole body talk...#

Welcome to the Grand Finale
of RuPaul's Drag Race UK.

Michelle Visage!

Now, I hear you, Graham and Alan
are forming a band. It's true.

What are you calling yourselves?

Well, it was a toss up between
No Harmony and One Erection...

..so we settled
on Destiny's Grandparents.

LAUGHTER

Eh? I can't hear you!

Exactly!

Destiny's Grandparents rule!

National treasure Graham Norton,
what's your first single?

Ooh! Er, it's got to be either

Lost My Breath,
or Can't Find My Teeth!

I like the latter.

And the super specsy Alan Carr,

do you have a solo song
on the album?

Yes, it's a ballad.

If I Can't Sell It,
I'm Going To Sit On It!

And it's dedicated to you, Ru!

Aww!

This week, we challenged
our final four to sing

and perform A Different
Winner's Story.

And tonight on the runway,
the category is...

..Grand Finale Eleganza.

Racers, start your engines,
and may the best drag queen win!

Here to make history - Kyran Thrax!

La Voix!

Marmalade!

And Rileasa!

Our final four!

BALLAD PLAYS

# Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

# I'll make you grunt
like you hate, actually

# Banana split
You're gonna cream for me

# Shout out to my baby girl Suzy

# The trash take itself out
as royalty

# I've done this all my way

# With trainers on the runway

# Make every song my own

# I sing now from my throne

# La Voix's a star!

# Get out of my way
if you're not here to slay

# In the moment
We're in the moment

# We are the fashion
We're ready to cash in

# We go, oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh

# We are fierce, that's the tea

# We are who we're meant to be

# Love yourself, lose the fear

# Write a different winner's story

# In a world where love
is a battlefield

# We will fight the fight together

# Now we're down for your crown

# Write a different winner's story

# Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

# Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

# Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Oh-oh

# Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh

# Must be Marm cos jam don't shake

# Ready for a crown,
cos that's my fate

# As Marmalade, looks Marma-slayed

# Now I'm walking down the runway
to get Marma-paid

# Out of the jar,
the fashion spread

# Marm's coming through
to b-butter your bread

# From Mid Glam, straight to the dip

# Crowned Queen of Wales
Yeah, Cymru am byth

# Big pussy island girl

# With barely any clothes

# She can sew and tell jokes now

# And she can hit the high notes!

# We are the fashion
We're ready to cash in

# We go, oh-oh-oh-oh

# Oh-oh-oh!

# We are fierce, that's the tea

# We are who we are meant to be

# Love yourself, lose the fear

# Write a different winner's story

# In a world where love
is a battlefield

# We will fight the fight together

# Now we're down for your crown

# Write a different
winner's story... #

Now it's time for something
really special!

Is this the part
where Beyonce comes out?

Not on the BBC budget, darling!

Please welcome
the cast of Season Six!

# We are fierce

# That's the tea

# We are who we're meant to be

# Love yourself, lose the fear

# Write a different winner's story

# In a world where love
is a battlefield

# We will fight the fight together

# Now we're down for your crown

# Write a different winner's story

# We are fierce, that's the tea

# We are who we're meant to be

# Love yourself, lose the fear

# Write a different
winner's story! #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Woo!

Yeah!

A Different Winner's Story
is available right now

to stream and download.

# The world is your runway... #

Category is Grand Finale Eleganza.

Welcome back, our returning queens.

First up, Saki who?

Saki Yew!

I'm so excited to be walking
the runway one last time.

Saki, you better work!

I'm serving this beautiful red gown,

some gold accents and stoned hair.

She's off to hit the Saki.

GRAHAM LAUGHS

Unfortunately my experience
was cut short,

but I still had an amazing time.

Next, Dita, Dita, Da-da-rita -

Dita Garbo!

What better way to show
that I'm a star

than in this custom star coat

teamed with rhinestone boots
and gorgeous high-fashion hair?

I've heard of camel toe,
but camel head?

I didn't think
she'd talk to that high!

You know I'm a star,

I know I'm a star.

Let the world know
I'm a star, baby!

It was love at first bite!

Zahirah.

This is the optimum Zahirah
Cutie Eleganza.

When she doesn't wear it,
it's a dinghy.

Uh-huh!

I am serving purple.

A purple vinyl.

Shining, shining, shining
superstar.

So clever to use her intestine
as a hem.

Yes. Very clever.

This competition has forced
Zahirah to grow,

but most importantly,
to be unapologetically me.

Offally nice to see you.

Up next, Kiki Snatch!

Ooh!
Check out this Snatch Game.

Have the judges missed this?

Damn right I know they have,
I am eating!

Let them eat...snatch?

I am serving

ethereal bridal princess.

It's a revolution.

French.

My run on this series
is only the beginning.

And honestly,
I wouldn't change anything.

Mm, actually, I would have the 25K.

Chanel O'Conor.

I'm Chanel O'Conor

and I'm still rich as fuck.

I am serving royalty
at a Highland banquet.

I'll be dining with the most
fabulous of celebrities

and the ugliest of sisters.

Ru, what did Cinderella say
when she got to the ball?

I don't know, what did Cinderella
say when she got to the ball?

SHE GAGS

Thank you. Thank you.

I am happy to be back
to show those girls

this is high escort kind of money.

Did Liberace come in her hair?

MICHELLE LAUGHS

Actavia.

Oh, yes, honey. She arrived

on the Mullet Express.

Murder On The Mullet Express.

I feel absolutely beautiful.

I am literally dripping in jewels.

I've got my ostrich feathers.

Classic glamour,
but with a bit of Accie edge.

Any pair of earrings - £5.

Did she get that
at Claire's Assessories?

Ooh!

Walking down this runway,
I'm feeling grateful.

And I'm just so, so, so,
so happy to experience this

with all of these other bitches.

Actavia.
Good for the gut.

Up next, Charra Tea.

This is Charra Tea, full form.

I am red, yellow and blue all over

and I look beautiful.

Do you remember Ronald McDonald?

Yes. Well, this is her now.

I feel incredible in this look.

It's bright, it's colourful,
and it's fun.

They have a new meal there, Ru.

Oh, really? What is it?
The prolapse burger.

It comes out of the buns.

I'm feeling so proud of myself

and I hope everyone else
is proud of me as well.

Up next, Lill.

Ah, she's coming from an all-nighter

at the Tower of London.
MICHELLE LAUGHS

Tonight, I'm giving you
some Joan of Arc realness.

I've got the scars
and I've lived to tell the tale.

ALAN: You've got chain mail.

I'm completely encrusted
in diamantes.

I feel powerful, I feel strong,
I feel gorgeous.

Ooh, that's a Lancelotta ass.

OK!

I've had so many challenges
thrown at me,

I'm ready to take on any battle.

Apart from choreo.

Did you come from the Battle
of Vagincourt?

Your teacher's on the phone.

And now our final four queens.

First up, Kyran Thrax.

Ooh, there's something about Kyran.

I hope that's hair gel.

I cannot believe that I am walking
the runway as a finalist.

This is everything.

All right, wrap it to go!

We've got this huge shoulder piece.

We've got this beautiful
black fabric.

My hair is defying gravity.

You're being taped.

I can't find the end.

I wanted to do something
that would honour

where my life could have ended up -

trapped and feeling like
you'll never get out of something.

Nobody's ever worn anything
like this on Drag Race

and I'm so proud to be
presenting this right now.

Up next, La Voix.

Aww! Stick a Flake in it!

It's so nice just to be classic
La Voix on this runway.

I've done everything, from a volcano

to having a bucket of water
thrown over me.

I'm back in my glamorous gown
and I'm feeling amazing.

Yes, she is serving.

Or should I say soft serving?

I am dripping in diamonds.

I feel like a Disney princess
meets Eva Peron.

Terrible.

I don't know if I want a 99 or a 69.

Mmm.

The last walk down that runway
is so emotional

and you don't want to forget
a single step.

Up next, Marmalade.

Gowns are for what?

Shoplifting.

Here it is -

my final mark on this runway.

This is the pinnacle of Marmalade.

Who left the marmalade on the table?

This look is French Rococo,
futuristic glamour.

Can I just tell you something?

I've had a radiator stolen
from my dressing room!

If you weren't sure who
the fashion queen was this season,

now you know.

Taxi!

Oh, never mind. I'll walk.

THEY LAUGH

Up next, Rileasa-leasa.

Moschino Barbie.

You wanted an island bad bitch.

She's here, baby,
this is my moment.

And she is giving you
red-carpet-ready pop star.

She bangs.

The bob is bobbing,
the body is bodying.

The black is against the gold.

The name is on the body too.

She's branded.

It's the Leather Girls.

Yes.

Wow. What a journey, huh?

Y'all got to see me.

So take it in. Celebrate it.

Mother's here to feed you.

Welcome, my final four queens.

Tonight we celebrate each of you.

And let me just say that
what you've done is amazing.

I am so proud of you,
it's ridiculous.

I just want to say that
from my heart.

Because we see you.

We see you and we smell you.

And with that said, it's time
for your final critiques,

starting with Kyran.

The thing about you, Kyran,

is it's been so much fun
to watch you in this competition.

I think the turning point for me
was Hugh Grunt...

KYRAN GRUNTS

..where you were willing to just
bare all of the idiocy that lives

inside of you, and it showed me
that you're willing to take risks.

For me, the standout moment
was your George Michael.

# L-G-B-T-Q-I-A... #

You found everything in it,

and it worked
on all sorts of levels.

Tonight in the performance,
you sounded fantastic.

And with your performance,
it was all about the highlights.

You could have done another verse.

Elvis in the Snatch Game -
pure genius.

I'm always lonesome, baby.

You're so anarchic and subversive.

I've loved all of your looks.

And you couldn't really look
more beautiful than you do today.

Now, some people just stop
at the black dress.

But no, you mess it all up
by covering it in Sellotape!

But that's you!

You know, what's so exciting
about this final four -

each of you is so different
from the other

and it shows the diversity
that the UK has to offer.

And Kyran, you are one of a kind.

Thank you.

Did you have fun doing the number?

I had so much fun.

Every single week here
has just been pure joy

and I cannot thank you enough.

Honestly, this has been the best
ten weeks of my entire life.

Yeah, it's like summer camp.

Yeah, but my feet hurt.

LAUGHTER

Thank you, Kyran.

Thank you. Thank you all so much.

All right, up next, La Voix.

Before this competition, I knew
you were a powerhouse entertainer,

but I had no idea
the level of your skill.

You are beyond talented.

There were so many highlights.

A spot-on impersonation of Liza.

UPROAR

Or your roast.
One-liners after one-liners.

Do you know Michelle's a DJ?

Yes, a decrepit judge.
That's right.

Knocking it out of the park.

Then you'll do funny little
twisty things.

I love your Princess Diana.

The flume ride and the tennis.

And tonight, I mean, look at you.

Just spectacular.
In your performance,

that was fantastic.

You were glowing and beaming,
and you did a great job

with the choreography.

Just all of it.

I'm so glad that
you're standing here.

You earned it.
You're a fucking pro!

Thank you.

Your second act starts today.

It's amazing how you've represented
this country.

Beautiful.

Thank you so much.

Have you surprised yourself?
Oh, my God.

Like, massively.

The enjoyment
has been through the roof.

That song we did today... Yeah.
..it was so much fun.

Yeah.

And these queens
are just incredible.

I wanted to come on here to push
myself, make that sort of sisterhood

and have that sort of camaraderie.

And this has gone next level.

Thank you, La Voix. Thank you.

All right. Up next, Marmalade.

Marmalade, when we first saw you

and you did your spoken-word
performance...

I've always loved the feeling
of feathers on my toes.

..you were wearing a,
dare I say, drab suit.

I didn't know what to make of you.

And then the runways started.

It was runway after runway
after runway.

You weren't just wearing them,
you made them.

My favourite look
was Semifinal Vinyl.

I was like, "She's a genius."

This - this is just beautiful.

The colour palette of that dress
with your make-up - glorious.

And it has the other bit of
Marmalade that I wasn't expecting.

It has that sense of humour.

It's no surprise
that you're standing here.

You were fantastic
in the performance.

You gave it all that you had.

Over all these weeks,

you've let us in a little bit more,
a little bit more,

and here you are today.
Thank you.

Looking like the queen that you are.

I'm, I'm very proud of you.

I don't know if you feel the same
at this point -

I don't feel like I'm competing
any more.

I think I probably had the most fun
I've ever had in drag -

having fun, representing myself,

enjoying the time I've got left
with these absolute fools.

So, thank you.

Thank you.

Up next, Rileasa-leasa.

When I saw you in the first week,
and you were super sexy

as you crawled around the stage,
I thought, "Oh, is that it?"

As the weeks have gone on,
I found out

you've got a great sense of humour
and you're hugely likeable.

Even when in Hate, Actually,
you were the Alan Carr stalker...

I love you, Alan.

..you were really creepy,

but I was still going,
"Oh, bless."

And your level of performance
changed as well.

You did that Adele...

# London girl... #

And the vocal
in the performance today -

I think those were things that maybe
you weren't quite sure you could do.

But your real gift is
you have presence.

I really noticed it
in the chat show.

You exuded something just sitting
there, something you can't bottle.

You could do whatever you want

and I will be there to watch it
and enjoy it.

In the performance,

listen, I knew it was going
to be some kind of two-piece

with you, Rileasa.

And it should be, baby.
It should be.

But I get this reference.

It's the Moschino Barbie Doll
that you're doing tonight.

I like that it's covered up
on the finale,

and you still look sexy
and fully realised.

The thing I'm most excited about,
you're opening yourself up in ways

on a personal level
that you never have before.

We have witnessed the rebirth
of Rileasa.

RILEASA EXHALES

I know what I'm good at,
and I knew what I wasn't good at,

and I knew I'd have to
face those things here.

I came in here
not knowing how to sew.

Now I sew like Marmalade.
LAUGHTER

You know, like, honey.

I don't often do it, but I'm going
to give myself my flowers.

I'm proud of myself.

I did not see myself here.

Sometimes our own limits are set
by ourselves and not from actually

the possibilities that are there
already waiting for us.

Yeah. Lovely. Wonderful.

My queens,

many sweet, sensitive souls
are watching this show right now,

looking for clues on how to navigate
their lives.

With them in mind,

I want to ask -

Kyran Thrax,
if you could travel back in time,

what advice would you give
to seven-year-old Kyran?

Oh, Kyran.

You are going to go through things
that could break you.

You are going to be given
every single reason to give up.

But don't. Listen to your mum,

cherish her, and know that
whatever you do,

whatever you do in your life,

she will be proud,
and she will be in your corner.

And also, stop stuffing potato
smiley faces under the sofa,

it's really fucking weird!

All right, La Voix -

what advice would you give
to one-year-old Christopher?

Aww!

Oh!

You're going to feel so different
to other people.

You're going to spend years trying
to just get people to like you.

But that one thing that is different

is what's going to be
the making of you.

And the thing you want to do
for work, it's not going

to be in fashion at the time,
it's not going to be on-trend.

You hang on in there,
because it will come back

with a massive resurgence

and you will have that break
you never thought you'd get.

And don't go on that date with a man
called Keith...

LAUGHTER

..because that rash
didn't clear up by itself.

Marmalade,

what advice would you give
to five-year-old Jack?

Oh!

Oh, my God, you little fairy.

You weren't fooling anyone,
were you, chicken?

You will encounter a lot of failure,

but know that all of those failures

are going to lead you
to your greatest success,

which is standing here today.

And I'd also like to tell you
that I love you,

and I wish I told you that more.

And go easy on your mum.

You have no idea how hard
she's working for you,

and she will continue doing that

right up until she's wearing
a silly little wig on this stage.

And if I could really time travel,

I'd like to give you this week's
winning Lottery numbers.

Thank you.

Rileasa,

what advice would you give
to three-year-old Karayal?

Oh!

You have a light in you, baby.

And the world's going to tell you
that that light is too bright

and it's going to make you make
that little squishy hand go down.

And you will learn fear.

But I tell you, later on,

those things you feared
you will one day face,

and the person you'll become
on the other side of that pain,

will help other people
find their light.

Don't question the love
that surrounds you,

because your parents love you.

Your sister loves you.

You don't need to protect them
from who you are,

because you're not a monster, baby.

And one day,
you're going to stand up

and go and put that hand
back up like this,

and you're going to wear
a black dress with gold on,

and you're going to feel
sexy as hell, bitch. All right?

Wow.

Well, thank you, ladykins.

Now, there's just one more thing.

It's time for you
and the returning queens

to choose this season's
Miss Congeniality.

THEY ALL GASP

So, while you untuck and vote
in the Werk Room,

the judges and I will deliberate.

You may leave the stage.

Thank you. Thank you.

THEY CHEER

We are back and untucked and
I'm emotionally exhausted, y'all!

But I'm seeing these queens here
and it's like, "Wow!"

It's so good to see you all.
Look at this!

This is a crazy, messed up
kind of dysfunctional family,

but I'm happy to be part of it.

That out there onstage
was very emotional. It was, babe.

We spoke to our younger selves.

Mine was a wood carving.

With a spear,
being chased by a mammoth!

Oh, my God!
So, ladies, I was the first to go,

so fill me in. What's the tea?
What's been happening?

One of the biggest things
was Chanel and Marmalade

almost killed each other.
Oh, yes!

Lill has won the badge.

I'm just glad it didn't go to Marm.

Chimed in maybe I'd say about 10%
of the time.

Ooh! And I cannot take it back.
We just have to deal with it.

I just need a minute.
I just need a minute.

I will say,
it was not my finest moment.

But the pressure does sometimes
make you do terrible

and horrendous things.

But it will be one of
my biggest regrets

ever saying the horrible things
I said to you.

You know, in the moment I hated it,
but now I love it!

You know, in a very weird,
fucked up way,

I think I've missed Chanel a lot.

It was tough at the time,
but at least I got an outfit

out of it! Yeah!
The whole thing was very camp,

so I'm never going to let her
forget it. Sorry, Chanel!

I'll be giving you 10%
for the rest of your life.

So I've been really nice
this whole season, and...

LAUGHTER

..because I'm so nice,
I thought I would ask about looks,

who perhaps is a toot or a boot.

And I'm going to start off
with Kiki's Design Challenge.

THEY SHRIEK
Oh, Kiki!

It was iconic, though.
It was iconic.

I'll break
this mothertucking glass!

Oh!

Things are a bit chaotic
with the 12 of us back.

I think everything Marmalade wore
on the runway was a big fat boot.

Oh!

I think the bubbles
are going to everyone's head.

It was just some nice
peace and quiet earlier!

Can I go back?

Lill, with your amazing insight
into this world...

Yes.

..how could you sum up season six
in three words?

Oh, my God!

THEY LAUGH

Lill, you know how I do it.
A lorra, lorra laughs!

These queens really are my sisters

and we are going to be bonded
for life.

Here's a big toast
and a big cheers to season six.

Yes!

Season six. Yay!

I can't imagine doing this process
with any other crossdressers,

and I love them all.

Well, I don't mean to address
the elephant in the room,

or should I say the pink furry box,
but I think it's time

for the first time in
Drag Race UK history

to vote for Miss Congeniality!

THEY SHRIEK

Chanel, you're going to win
by a landslide!

Someone's about to be crowned
Miss Congeniality.

But, honey, most importantly,
someone's about to be crowned

the UK's next Drag Race Superstar.

Maybe I'll win both.

You're welcome!

All right, this is it.
Just between us Squirrel Friends,

what do you think?

Starting with Kyran Thrax.

Kyran started out so strong
at Club Tickety Boo.

Just was so fully ridiculous
and fully committed

that I knew that this kid
was something special.

You know, Kyran Thrax
fascinates me.

It's always something
slightly unexpected.

There was so much anarchy in there.

It was subversive.
It was iconoclastic.

It was everything
that made drag fun.

I love that imagination.
I love that creativity.

Was able to take direction,
but also hang on to the essence

of what Kyran is,
which is really brilliant.

I loved getting to peek inside
of that imagination.

All right, let's talk about La Voix.

You could line La Voix up
with all of those young kids,

and you could look at her and say,
"Mm," but her drag never felt old.

It felt true to who La Voix is.

Every single challenge,
La Voix just said, "Hold my beer!"

She sort of had, like,
this Mary Poppins bag,

which she would dip in
and bring out one-liners.

It's nice to hang out
with your fans, isn't it?

I'm so thrilled at La Voix
being in the final four,

because she represents UK drag
in the classiest way possible.

She has invigorated her creativity
and her career,

and I think that all of the world

is going to be interested
in hiring her.

The world is her oyster
at this point.

All right, let's talk
about Marmalade.

Marmalade is a look queen.
I mean, and what a beautiful look.

It's like when drama, theatre,
history, couture, drag meet. Boom!

She was created.
And the piece de resistance,

she made them all.

I love the way her mind works.

I find her intriguing.

I'm always watching her.
She's funny.

You knew she was a cerebral queen
with that poetry.

But the fun has come out.
It's an eyebrow, it's a smirk,

it's a twist of a phrase.

I think there's even more fun
to be had with Marmalade. Yes.

Rileasa.
She was charm personified.

Week one when she came out,
"Oh, I'm allergic to cloves,"

and she's biting her lip,
rolling around the floor.

I thought, "Oh, here we go."

But you know, I was proved wrong.

Rileasa struggled at times
in this competition.

That's what's actually pushing her

into the next chapter
of her life.

It's more than just talent.

It's more than showmanship.
It's trusting.

And I feel that Rileasa
has a new-found faith

that is really boundless.

So for her, it's been amazing.

And there's something about her
that when she's onstage,

your eye is drawn to her.

It's really hard being so hot!

Oh, my God, it's exhausting
being hot!

Tell us about it!

My eyes are up here!

All of them!

All four of them are up here!

Silence!

I've made my decision.

Bring back my girls.

Welcome back, Queens.

You all voted,

and now it's my pleasure
to announce

the winner of Season Six
Miss Congeniality is...

..Charra Tea.

Oh, my God!

Condragulations, Charra Tea!

Oh, my God! Thank you.

Oh! Sash, sash! Sash, sash!

Does it make my prolapse look big?
Yes!

LAUGHTER

Oh, my God!

Charra Tea, is there anything
you'd like to say?

Wait till they see what I said
about them behind their backs.

No. I love you all so much,

and I love you all so much,
so thank you!

Thank you, a big round of applause
for Miss Congeniality, Charra Tea!

Do I get 25 grand?

Aww, thanks, everyone.

My final four queens...

..when I call your name,
please step forward.

Rileasa.

Marmalade.

I'm sorry, my dears,
this is not your time.

You are both fabulous queens
with bright futures.

Thank you for a truly sickening
season.

You may join the other girls.

Thank you so much, all of you.

CHEERING

I feel so proud.

There is not an ounce of
disappointment in my body.

Mwah, mwah! Kill it.

Oh, the two robbed queens,
oh, my God! Exactly, oh, my gosh.

I am so gassed and grateful

for all the things I've learned
about myself here.

World, I'm coming for you.
All right?

Kyran Thrax.

La Voix.

You are the top two queens
of the season.

WHOOPING

If there's anyone I was in the
top two with, it would be Kyran.

What a journey we've had together.

My God!

We have such an amazing
relationship,

and this just feels so lovely that
we get to share this experience.

And may I remind you,

the winner of RuPaul's Drag Race UK

will receive a dazzling,
one-of-a-kind crown and sceptre...

..and a cash prize of £25,000.

Two queens stand before me.

I've consulted with the judges,

but the final decision
is mine to make.

Prior to tonight, you were asked
to prepare a lip-sync performance

of Don't Stop Me Now by Queen.

Ladies, this is your last chance
to impress me

and prove to the world...

..that you are the UK's
next Drag Race Superstar.

The time has come
for you to lip-sync...

..for the crown!

Aaagh!

The season ends as it begins -

me versus La Voix.

I beat you once,
and I'll beat you again.

Just want that crown!

I am winning this, Kyran.

Show me the money!

Good luck.

And don't...

..fuck it up.

# Tonight

# I'm gonna have myself
a real good time

# I feel alive

# And the world

# I'll turn it inside out, yeah

# I'm floating around in ecstasy

# So don't stop me now

# Don't stop me

# Cos I'm having a good time

# Having a good time

# I'm a shooting star
leaping through the sky like a tiger

# Defying the laws of gravity

# I'm a racing car
passing by like Lady Godiva

# I'm gonna go, go, go

# There's no stopping me

# I'm burning through the sky, yeah

# 200 degrees, that's why
they call me Mr Fahrenheit

# I'm travelling
at the speed of light

# I want to make
a supersonic woman of you

# Don't stop me,
don't stop me, don't stop me

# Hey, hey, hey!
Don't stop me, don't stop me

# Ooh, ooh, ooh

# Don't stop me, don't stop me

# Have a good time, good time

# Don't stop me, don't stop me
Whoa!

# Oh, I'm burning
through the sky, yeah

# 200 degrees, that's why they
call me Mr Fahrenheit, hey

# Travelling at the speed of light

# I want to make a supersonic man
out of you

# Don't stop me now

# I'm having such a good time

# I'm having a ball

# Don't stop me now

# If you want to have a good time
just give me a call

# Don't stop me now

# Cos I'm having a good time

# Don't stop me now

# Yes, I'm having a good time

# I don't want to stop at all. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Yeah!

People of the United Kingdom,

welcome back to the main stage
your reigning queen,

the winner of season five,
Ginger Johnson!

CHEERING

Yeah!

Hi, Mum. You all right, babe?
Aye, I'm all right.

Aye, I'm having the time of my life.

Actually, I was thinking, maybe
I could just win again this year.

I was talking to the girls
in the Werk Room earlier

and they said it was fine.

LAUGHTER

How has this year been for you?

It's been phenomenal.

Every dream that I could have dreamt
has come true.

It's been fabulous.

Thank you, Ginger. Thank you.

Now, the time has come to crown
our queen.

Kyran Thrax.

La Voix.

Based on your performances
this week and all season long...

..I've made my decision.

The UK's next
Drag Race Superstar is...

..Kyran Thrax.

CHEERING

Condragulations, Kyran.

Thank you! You smell so good.

Is there anything you'd like to say?

From now on,
every day is bin collection day!

Yes! Now prance, my queen, prance!

This is more than
a dream come true.

This is...the accomplishment
of a lifetime.

Oh, my God!

I've never felt so proud
in my entire life.

Look, Mum, I'm on TV!

And remember,
if you can't love yourself,

how in the hell you gonna
love somebody else?

Can I get an "amen" up in here?

ALL: Amen!

All right, now let the music play!

# To, to, to, to the moon

# To the moon
Baby

# To the moon
Come on and take me away

# To, to, to, to the moon

# To, to, to, to the moon

# To the moon
Blast off

# To the moon
Come on and take me away

# To, to, to, to the moon

# To the moon
Baby

# To the moon
Come on and take me away

# To, to, to, to the moon

# To the moon
Blast off

# To the moon
Come on and take me away

# To, to, to, to the moon

# To the moon. #