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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:07,000 Downloaded from YTS.MX 2 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:13,000 Official YIFY movies site: YTS.MX 3 00:02:41,704 --> 00:02:43,706 Where are you? - At work, why? 4 00:02:43,832 --> 00:02:46,376 Thomas has soccer tonight, remember? 5 00:02:46,501 --> 00:02:48,253 I know. 6 00:02:48,378 --> 00:02:51,130 He says he won't go. - He's going! 7 00:02:51,256 --> 00:02:54,717 Then you talk to him. - I'm not going! 8 00:02:54,843 --> 00:02:57,762 Put on your soccer clothes this instant! 9 00:03:03,351 --> 00:03:05,687 THE MIRAGE 10 00:03:12,902 --> 00:03:15,613 Did we find a replacement for Sophie this weekend? 11 00:03:15,738 --> 00:03:17,073 Uh-huh. 12 00:03:45,810 --> 00:03:49,022 Texting your mom to come do your work? 13 00:03:49,147 --> 00:03:51,858 But...? - No buts, get to work! 14 00:03:53,985 --> 00:03:55,737 Excuse me? - Yes? 15 00:03:55,862 --> 00:03:59,616 A bicycle for my wife... - They're in front. 16 00:03:59,741 --> 00:04:02,702 Ask that guy over there. - The one on the phone? 17 00:04:02,827 --> 00:04:05,288 Yep, the one on the phone... 18 00:04:05,413 --> 00:04:07,832 Could you help this man, David? 19 00:04:09,542 --> 00:04:11,794 Charlène... - Hi. 20 00:04:11,920 --> 00:04:15,048 Help Sandrine close up, OK? - Sure! 21 00:04:15,173 --> 00:04:17,175 You can finish that tomorrow. 22 00:04:21,054 --> 00:04:23,264 Stop fooling around, Simon! 23 00:04:23,389 --> 00:04:26,017 It's just a joke! - Except it's not funny. 24 00:04:26,142 --> 00:04:28,186 A bit funny... - Not really! 25 00:04:36,945 --> 00:04:38,863 You gotta be kidding me! 26 00:04:47,080 --> 00:04:48,623 Hey, Pat! 27 00:04:48,748 --> 00:04:51,834 You gotta sponsor our annual golf tourney again! 28 00:04:52,961 --> 00:04:55,004 Sure thing, gimme a call! 29 00:05:34,669 --> 00:05:36,462 Enough's enough! 30 00:05:46,264 --> 00:05:48,016 Thomas! - Hello! 31 00:05:50,101 --> 00:05:54,564 For the last time, get dressed or you'll be late for soccer! 32 00:05:54,689 --> 00:05:56,983 Mégane, sweetie, for the last time, 33 00:05:57,108 --> 00:06:00,153 don't leave your bike in the middle of the driveway. 34 00:06:00,278 --> 00:06:02,280 Yeah, yeah! - Yeah, yeah! 35 00:06:05,533 --> 00:06:08,870 Could you be any later? - The traffic was nuts! 36 00:06:08,995 --> 00:06:12,248 Some idiot stopped short, my car's dented... 37 00:06:12,373 --> 00:06:15,084 What's cooking? - That's the kids' lunch! 38 00:06:15,209 --> 00:06:17,003 But I'm starving! 39 00:06:18,755 --> 00:06:20,089 Leave that! 40 00:06:21,883 --> 00:06:23,760 Hey, you'll break it! 41 00:06:27,346 --> 00:06:29,015 Move aside! 42 00:06:30,391 --> 00:06:32,018 Thomas! 43 00:06:35,730 --> 00:06:38,524 For the last time, come down here! 44 00:06:41,402 --> 00:06:42,862 Patrick! 45 00:06:42,987 --> 00:06:46,574 You talk to him, I give up. - Deal with it! 46 00:06:46,699 --> 00:06:49,077 I've tried, but we're already late. 47 00:06:49,202 --> 00:06:51,245 Help me out here! 48 00:06:52,830 --> 00:06:53,915 Thom! 49 00:06:54,040 --> 00:06:56,292 Stop yanking your mom's chain! 50 00:06:57,710 --> 00:06:59,712 Come down or no more Xbox! 51 00:06:59,837 --> 00:07:01,881 But...! - No buts! 52 00:07:02,006 --> 00:07:05,510 But...! - Are you deaf or something? 53 00:07:07,053 --> 00:07:09,847 So are you working Thursday and Friday night? 54 00:07:09,972 --> 00:07:11,599 Looks like it. 55 00:07:11,724 --> 00:07:13,935 Mégane starts swimming classes on Friday night. 56 00:07:14,060 --> 00:07:16,938 Isn't she taking dance and piano? 57 00:07:18,314 --> 00:07:20,942 And Thomas has soccer on Tuesday and Thursday. 58 00:07:22,276 --> 00:07:23,861 I know, I know! 59 00:07:23,986 --> 00:07:27,115 And remember to buy sunblock. - We have plenty at home! 60 00:07:28,366 --> 00:07:30,034 We're out. 61 00:07:30,159 --> 00:07:33,496 Otherwise they'll get 3rd-degree burns at day camp. 62 00:07:33,621 --> 00:07:36,415 Thomas is going to Mathieu's birthday party on Saturday. 63 00:07:37,708 --> 00:07:40,753 And Mégane is going to Élisabeth's on Sunday. 64 00:07:40,878 --> 00:07:43,631 So we'll need to buy them birthday gifts. 65 00:07:43,756 --> 00:07:45,716 Those kids have too many friends! 66 00:07:45,842 --> 00:07:48,052 And Thomas needs his braces adjusted. 67 00:07:48,177 --> 00:07:50,763 It'd be fun to go to the amusement park! 68 00:07:52,306 --> 00:07:54,600 The amusement park is so tacky! 69 00:07:54,725 --> 00:07:57,228 It may be tacky to you, 70 00:07:57,353 --> 00:07:59,605 but the kids just love it. 71 00:07:59,730 --> 00:08:02,775 It really works? - Just five laser treatments! 72 00:08:02,900 --> 00:08:04,610 Look! 73 00:08:04,735 --> 00:08:07,613 I should really try that! - Yeah! 74 00:08:07,738 --> 00:08:11,367 You put it in, press a button, and it cuts the orange in half. 75 00:08:11,492 --> 00:08:14,120 You place the two halves in the juice bowl... 76 00:08:14,245 --> 00:08:17,248 Let's go, son! - Then the extraction begins... 77 00:08:17,373 --> 00:08:20,293 Don't look at me! Follow the ball! 78 00:08:20,418 --> 00:08:23,421 Hence the name Extractor... - The ball's over there! 79 00:08:23,546 --> 00:08:26,215 It's just amazing! - You already told me. 80 00:08:26,340 --> 00:08:29,343 But it makes the best orange juice you'll ever taste! 81 00:08:29,468 --> 00:08:31,679 You realize it's just orange juice? 82 00:08:31,804 --> 00:08:34,140 But the way it extracts the juice...! 83 00:08:34,265 --> 00:08:36,976 It's like it was reinventing orange juice! 84 00:08:37,101 --> 00:08:40,021 You can get 12 different kinds at the grocery store! 85 00:08:40,146 --> 00:08:41,397 No pulp, medium pulp, 86 00:08:41,522 --> 00:08:43,774 lots of pulp, choking-level pulp... 87 00:08:43,900 --> 00:08:46,527 But the taste is important too! 88 00:08:46,652 --> 00:08:50,114 It's straight from the orange to your glass. 89 00:08:50,239 --> 00:08:52,742 The juice doesn't spend months in cartons. 90 00:08:52,867 --> 00:08:55,786 It tastes like Florida! - But what a hassle! 91 00:08:55,912 --> 00:08:58,331 You need to clean the machine afterwards... 92 00:08:58,456 --> 00:09:00,625 But the taste is so... 93 00:09:01,500 --> 00:09:02,919 Fresh? 94 00:09:03,044 --> 00:09:05,254 Yes, obviously. 95 00:09:05,379 --> 00:09:09,592 But it's the kind of freshness that's... unctuous. 96 00:09:09,717 --> 00:09:12,970 That's it, it unctuates the juice! 97 00:09:14,388 --> 00:09:16,390 'Unctuates'? 98 00:09:22,813 --> 00:09:24,899 Do we have plans for Saturday night? 99 00:09:25,024 --> 00:09:27,944 Don't think so. - We got a dinner invite. 100 00:09:28,069 --> 00:09:31,364 I'll bring you an Extractor. - You do that... 101 00:09:31,489 --> 00:09:33,199 Great game! 102 00:09:33,324 --> 00:09:35,701 Now hit the shower! - But...! 103 00:09:35,826 --> 00:09:38,412 No buts! - Can I get a slushy? 104 00:09:38,537 --> 00:09:40,039 No. - But...! 105 00:09:40,164 --> 00:09:41,791 No buts! 106 00:09:41,916 --> 00:09:45,127 You can make slushies with the Extractor... 107 00:09:45,253 --> 00:09:47,004 Shut it, Mike! 108 00:09:48,923 --> 00:09:51,259 Who's the prettiest girl in the whole world? 109 00:09:51,384 --> 00:09:52,927 Me! 110 00:09:53,052 --> 00:09:54,553 Daddy? 111 00:09:56,931 --> 00:10:00,142 Yes? - Can I get the Xbox One? 112 00:10:00,268 --> 00:10:03,312 No, we already have the Xbox 360. 113 00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:07,650 Good night! - But the Xbox One is cooler! 114 00:10:07,775 --> 00:10:11,529 OK, we'll talk about it when your birthday comes around. 115 00:10:11,654 --> 00:10:13,781 With Kinect? 116 00:10:13,906 --> 00:10:16,784 For your birthday! Good night! 117 00:10:16,909 --> 00:10:18,869 I'd like to have the new iPad! 118 00:10:18,995 --> 00:10:21,789 Not now, time for beddy-bye! 119 00:10:21,914 --> 00:10:23,791 Good night. 120 00:10:23,916 --> 00:10:25,293 Dad? 121 00:10:26,043 --> 00:10:27,503 What? 122 00:10:27,628 --> 00:10:30,881 Do I really need to go to the soccer game Thursday? 123 00:10:31,007 --> 00:10:33,301 Yes, and so do I! 124 00:10:36,220 --> 00:10:37,847 What are you eating? 125 00:10:38,973 --> 00:10:42,393 My nutritionist sent over sautéed chicken with ginger. 126 00:10:43,394 --> 00:10:45,730 Doesn't look too appetizing... 127 00:10:45,855 --> 00:10:48,024 So how was your day? 128 00:10:49,025 --> 00:10:50,609 I spoke to my mom... 129 00:10:50,735 --> 00:10:53,863 Looks like I'll need to see my doctor again. 130 00:10:53,988 --> 00:10:56,324 My antidepressants aren't working! 131 00:10:56,449 --> 00:10:59,076 I bet they're why I gained weight! 132 00:10:59,201 --> 00:11:02,830 Mom says some people have adverse reactions to Effexor. 133 00:11:02,955 --> 00:11:06,208 A woman at my gym is taking Luvox. 134 00:11:06,334 --> 00:11:10,171 She says it works well. And there's always Prozac... 135 00:11:10,296 --> 00:11:14,300 You spend like crazy now that you're on sick leave, you know. 136 00:11:19,805 --> 00:11:22,391 You have to admit... - No, I don't! 137 00:11:22,516 --> 00:11:25,895 If I'd been in a car accident, you wouldn't say a word. 138 00:11:26,020 --> 00:11:29,607 A burnout's the same, it's a kind of injury. 139 00:11:30,900 --> 00:11:33,069 But if you'd totalled the car, 140 00:11:33,194 --> 00:11:36,572 you wouldn't be out shopping all the time. 141 00:11:36,697 --> 00:11:39,408 Is losing your sense of humour another adverse reaction? 142 00:11:46,374 --> 00:11:49,835 $650 for a new filter? - It was busted! 143 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:53,214 It was almost new! It had a five-year warranty. 144 00:11:53,339 --> 00:11:54,799 Three-year warranty. 145 00:11:54,924 --> 00:11:57,426 They replaced the whole system, including the sand. 146 00:11:57,551 --> 00:12:00,054 Where'd they get the sand? Dubai? 147 00:12:00,179 --> 00:12:04,433 I should fill the pool with concrete and be done with it! 148 00:12:06,602 --> 00:12:08,104 Sweetie... 149 00:12:11,190 --> 00:12:13,776 A vacation might do us some good. 150 00:12:16,445 --> 00:12:18,739 Why don't we all go to Cuba? 151 00:12:18,864 --> 00:12:21,075 It's really cheap in summer. 152 00:12:21,200 --> 00:12:24,412 Know why it's cheap? - Because it's deserted. 153 00:12:26,122 --> 00:12:28,040 And why is it deserted? 154 00:12:28,165 --> 00:12:29,834 Because there's plenty of sun, 155 00:12:29,959 --> 00:12:32,461 watermelon and overcooked pasta right here! 156 00:12:32,586 --> 00:12:35,923 But the weather is unpredictable here. 157 00:12:36,048 --> 00:12:39,427 Our pool'll do just fine. Fuck Cuba! 158 00:12:39,552 --> 00:12:42,471 There's plenty of new sand in our filtration system! 159 00:13:04,952 --> 00:13:06,829 Want to make love? 160 00:13:12,376 --> 00:13:14,003 10:45... 161 00:13:17,089 --> 00:13:18,841 I guess so. 162 00:13:55,127 --> 00:13:56,420 Sorry! 163 00:14:00,341 --> 00:14:02,051 You OK? - Yeah. 164 00:14:05,554 --> 00:14:07,056 You sure? 165 00:14:07,181 --> 00:14:09,141 It's just that... 166 00:14:11,393 --> 00:14:14,480 Mom thinks I don't get wet because of the Effexor. 167 00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:19,527 You... 168 00:14:20,486 --> 00:14:22,530 ...talk about that to your mom? 169 00:14:25,574 --> 00:14:28,536 Two dried-up women chatting away? 170 00:14:28,661 --> 00:14:31,121 Honestly! - Just kidding! 171 00:14:31,247 --> 00:14:32,665 Listen... 172 00:14:33,457 --> 00:14:35,751 I'll help you. 173 00:14:49,431 --> 00:14:51,183 Did you just yawn? 174 00:14:51,308 --> 00:14:52,726 No. 175 00:14:56,230 --> 00:14:57,690 You yawned. 176 00:14:58,315 --> 00:15:00,150 It was a small yawn. 177 00:15:00,276 --> 00:15:01,694 What? 178 00:15:01,819 --> 00:15:04,071 Yawning while I'm going down on you? 179 00:15:04,196 --> 00:15:06,115 It means I'm relaxed! 180 00:15:06,240 --> 00:15:09,368 It's a complete turn-off! - Come on! 181 00:16:37,748 --> 00:16:40,209 You're not sure? - It's not my fault! 182 00:16:40,334 --> 00:16:42,961 It's just a $40,000 order! 183 00:16:43,087 --> 00:16:46,382 We've being doing business for 10 years! 184 00:16:46,507 --> 00:16:49,718 I know! - Then what's the problem? 185 00:16:51,220 --> 00:16:54,932 I'm on your side, OK? - Good! 186 00:16:55,057 --> 00:16:58,977 But the head office made it clear 187 00:16:59,103 --> 00:17:01,814 you had to pay your arrears 188 00:17:01,939 --> 00:17:05,526 before we can ship new stock to you. 189 00:17:07,111 --> 00:17:09,321 I'm just a lowly pawn here! 190 00:17:09,947 --> 00:17:11,740 Look at me. 191 00:17:11,865 --> 00:17:14,952 Write me a check and I'll approve your order. 192 00:17:15,077 --> 00:17:18,414 I'm gonna pay you guys! Stop panicking! 193 00:17:18,539 --> 00:17:22,126 You owe us $200,000, Pat! - I know. 194 00:17:23,043 --> 00:17:25,337 But back-to-school time is coming up. 195 00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:28,716 I'll advertise in the papers, everything'll be fine. 196 00:17:28,841 --> 00:17:32,010 But I need your hockey equipment and CrossFit line! 197 00:17:32,136 --> 00:17:34,304 I'll ask them again. 198 00:17:34,430 --> 00:17:37,975 Have I ever let you down? - You're so annoying! 199 00:17:41,103 --> 00:17:45,023 You wear your dad's suit well. - Go to hell! 200 00:18:10,382 --> 00:18:13,343 Only $1,500 and no more cellulite! 201 00:18:13,469 --> 00:18:15,721 I'd love to try that. 202 00:18:15,846 --> 00:18:19,475 Besides, my therapist says I should care for my body more. 203 00:18:19,600 --> 00:18:23,145 Did you know we take better care of our cars? 204 00:18:23,270 --> 00:18:25,439 Taste how fresh this is! 205 00:18:25,564 --> 00:18:28,817 Not while you're drinking this $45 Beringer! 206 00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:30,861 The juice'll ruin the taste. 207 00:18:30,986 --> 00:18:33,906 But it's super fresh! - Stop with the milking machine! 208 00:18:34,031 --> 00:18:36,867 'Your' milking machine, you owe me $39 for it! 209 00:18:36,992 --> 00:18:40,412 No way I'm paying $39 for a juicer! 210 00:18:46,460 --> 00:18:47,878 Wow! 211 00:18:53,967 --> 00:18:57,930 It's really good. - The taste of sunshine! 212 00:18:58,055 --> 00:19:01,391 Wow, Patrick! This is delicious! 213 00:19:01,517 --> 00:19:04,770 Thanks. Thanks to Isa, that is. 214 00:19:04,895 --> 00:19:07,606 She got me cooking lessons for Christmas. 215 00:19:07,731 --> 00:19:10,400 I went with maki and sashimi making. 216 00:19:10,526 --> 00:19:13,529 Yet you have your meals delivered? 217 00:19:13,654 --> 00:19:17,574 While we're eating $82 worth of lobster, 218 00:19:17,699 --> 00:19:20,035 Isabelle is spoiling herself! 219 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:23,413 Baked potatoes, broccoli and pine nuts, 220 00:19:23,539 --> 00:19:25,415 courtesy of Bunny Gregg. 221 00:19:25,541 --> 00:19:26,792 A dream meal! 222 00:19:26,917 --> 00:19:28,752 As he likes cooking so much, 223 00:19:28,877 --> 00:19:31,547 we spent some $45,000 renovating the kitchen, 224 00:19:31,672 --> 00:19:33,423 but no time to use it. 225 00:19:33,549 --> 00:19:35,092 I haven't had time yet! 226 00:19:35,217 --> 00:19:38,178 But so far, it comes to $5,000 per meal... 227 00:19:38,303 --> 00:19:42,891 $45,000 to make ham sandwiches and heat up shepherd's pie. 228 00:19:43,016 --> 00:19:45,227 Get over it! 229 00:19:45,352 --> 00:19:48,480 $45,000 plus the appliances, right? 230 00:19:51,316 --> 00:19:54,111 DOUBLE-SIDED FIREPLACE 231 00:19:56,572 --> 00:19:59,825 TORRUM SOFA 232 00:19:59,950 --> 00:20:02,786 LÄRGO CUSHIONS, $189.99 EACH 233 00:20:03,704 --> 00:20:06,999 POLO SPORT T-SHIRT 234 00:20:09,126 --> 00:20:12,546 4 SESSIONS 235 00:20:17,342 --> 00:20:20,554 HAIRDRESSING APPOINTMENT 236 00:20:21,972 --> 00:20:24,558 LYCON WATCH 237 00:20:25,475 --> 00:20:28,270 THAI PEDICURE 238 00:20:34,985 --> 00:20:38,155 Still planning on buying a chalet? 239 00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:43,285 We already have a chalet. - Come on, that's a camper! 240 00:20:43,410 --> 00:20:45,454 It's an amazing spot. 241 00:20:45,579 --> 00:20:47,539 The kids just love it there! 242 00:20:47,664 --> 00:20:51,251 It's so boring! - You loved it at first! 243 00:20:51,376 --> 00:20:55,130 Yes, at first! But we've grown out of it. 244 00:20:55,255 --> 00:20:58,133 And it's three hours from Montreal! 245 00:20:58,258 --> 00:21:00,719 I didn't mean to stir up trouble. 246 00:21:00,844 --> 00:21:04,139 You need a chalet, Pat! It's so relaxing. 247 00:21:04,264 --> 00:21:06,725 Lots of 'em for sale in the Laurentians! 248 00:21:06,850 --> 00:21:11,063 Double the mortgage, taxes... Very relaxing! 249 00:21:11,188 --> 00:21:15,567 Roxanne, I couldn't help but notice. 250 00:21:16,944 --> 00:21:19,154 Your breasts are just gorgeous! 251 00:21:21,114 --> 00:21:22,824 It's true! 252 00:21:22,950 --> 00:21:25,494 Thanks... - Your doctor did a great job! 253 00:21:25,619 --> 00:21:27,955 Didn't he, though? Thanks, sweetie! 254 00:21:28,080 --> 00:21:31,291 They look completely natural. 255 00:21:31,416 --> 00:21:33,710 They really are gorgeous. 256 00:21:36,296 --> 00:21:39,758 They feel real too! See for yourself. 257 00:21:39,883 --> 00:21:43,220 No... - I don't mind! Michel? 258 00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:47,641 Go ahead! - Go ahead, I don't mind. 259 00:21:47,766 --> 00:21:50,978 You'll see what I mean. They're really... 260 00:21:58,318 --> 00:21:59,611 $6,000. 261 00:21:59,736 --> 00:22:02,614 They cost $6,000. - Not bad. 262 00:22:02,739 --> 00:22:04,116 Peanuts! 263 00:22:04,241 --> 00:22:05,784 But it kind of scares me. 264 00:22:05,909 --> 00:22:09,079 Going under, the scars, 265 00:22:09,204 --> 00:22:12,040 the thought of getting cut up! 266 00:22:12,165 --> 00:22:14,960 Her doctor's an artist! 267 00:22:15,085 --> 00:22:18,839 He's obviously the Mozart of cleavage! 268 00:22:20,632 --> 00:22:23,510 Besides, the scar is minuscule. 269 00:22:23,635 --> 00:22:26,430 You can barely see it. 270 00:22:26,555 --> 00:22:29,182 Let me show it to you. 271 00:22:29,307 --> 00:22:30,809 Wait a sec. 272 00:22:30,934 --> 00:22:33,562 We're among friends, right? 273 00:22:33,687 --> 00:22:36,815 Look away, guys! - We won't... 274 00:22:36,940 --> 00:22:39,401 Especially you! 275 00:22:39,526 --> 00:22:41,945 Don't look, I mean it! 276 00:22:43,155 --> 00:22:45,157 I just want to show Isabelle. 277 00:22:46,074 --> 00:22:47,743 It's really... 278 00:22:58,962 --> 00:23:02,090 A woman has to feel good about herself to feel sexy. 279 00:23:02,215 --> 00:23:05,260 If she has nice breasts, she'll feel beautiful! 280 00:23:05,385 --> 00:23:08,513 She'll feel sexy. 281 00:23:08,638 --> 00:23:11,558 I say there's a slut hiding in every woman. 282 00:23:11,683 --> 00:23:13,810 You just have to find her! 283 00:23:13,935 --> 00:23:16,813 Some of 'em are pretty well hidden. 284 00:23:16,938 --> 00:23:19,483 Aren't those too big for you? 285 00:23:19,608 --> 00:23:23,153 Boobs are like TV sets, they can never be too big. 286 00:23:58,438 --> 00:23:59,856 You coming to bed? 287 00:24:01,775 --> 00:24:02,984 Yep! 288 00:24:04,027 --> 00:24:07,072 You coming to bed? - Be right up. 289 00:24:09,116 --> 00:24:12,410 Hand me your laptop, I want to check tomorrow's forecast. 290 00:24:13,495 --> 00:24:15,163 It's supposed to be nice out. 291 00:24:15,288 --> 00:24:18,750 Then hand me your laptop. - The batteries are dead! 292 00:24:18,875 --> 00:24:21,461 Forget about the stupid forecast. 293 00:24:25,090 --> 00:24:27,050 Kiss me instead. 294 00:24:31,471 --> 00:24:33,682 Put some passion into it! 295 00:24:44,109 --> 00:24:46,778 It chafes! - Yeah, but... 296 00:24:47,737 --> 00:24:50,991 The jacuzzi dries out my skin. - Fine! 297 00:24:51,116 --> 00:24:54,119 What? It's not my fault! 298 00:24:55,412 --> 00:24:57,873 And the pills only make it worse! 299 00:25:02,002 --> 00:25:04,171 OK, lie back. 300 00:25:09,676 --> 00:25:11,094 Oh yes! 301 00:25:30,071 --> 00:25:31,656 Um... 302 00:25:31,781 --> 00:25:34,868 Don't forget Thom's team photo shoot tomorrow, OK? 303 00:25:34,993 --> 00:25:37,162 I won't forget. 304 00:25:43,627 --> 00:25:45,170 Oh yes... 305 00:25:50,759 --> 00:25:52,928 I... - What is it? 306 00:25:53,053 --> 00:25:56,264 You OK? - I think it's a stray pube. 307 00:25:59,726 --> 00:26:01,269 OK, got it. 308 00:26:07,776 --> 00:26:09,611 No, still there! 309 00:26:13,531 --> 00:26:14,866 Damn! 310 00:26:16,159 --> 00:26:17,494 Whatever! 311 00:26:30,006 --> 00:26:31,800 Shit! 312 00:26:31,925 --> 00:26:33,510 Shit! - What? 313 00:26:33,635 --> 00:26:36,513 I forgot to soak the tablecloth in OxiClean. 314 00:26:36,638 --> 00:26:37,806 What? 315 00:26:37,931 --> 00:26:40,642 A $200 tablecloth! Be right back! 316 00:27:03,999 --> 00:27:05,875 I understand, Mr. Wagman, 317 00:27:06,001 --> 00:27:09,004 but we've been operating here for 20 years. 318 00:27:09,129 --> 00:27:11,006 I have no choice, Patrick. 319 00:27:11,131 --> 00:27:14,009 We renovated the building, 320 00:27:14,134 --> 00:27:16,845 we repaved the parking lot... 321 00:27:23,351 --> 00:27:27,564 Yeah, but I have to pass that increase on to customers. 322 00:27:27,689 --> 00:27:30,775 And I've got tons of new competition. 323 00:27:30,900 --> 00:27:33,361 Supercentres, online shopping... 324 00:27:33,486 --> 00:27:36,364 If I raise prices, I'm done for! 325 00:27:36,489 --> 00:27:39,534 I've got competition too! 326 00:27:39,659 --> 00:27:41,995 Listen, Mr. Wagman, 327 00:27:42,120 --> 00:27:45,165 we've known each other a long time. 328 00:27:47,500 --> 00:27:49,336 I need a break. 329 00:29:33,648 --> 00:29:35,942 You look like your mind's racing! 330 00:29:36,067 --> 00:29:38,069 I'm fine. 331 00:29:40,405 --> 00:29:42,323 What's going on? 332 00:29:42,449 --> 00:29:44,242 Is it Isabelle? 333 00:29:44,367 --> 00:29:46,578 I thought she was doing better. 334 00:29:46,703 --> 00:29:49,080 She was full of life the other night at dinner! 335 00:29:49,205 --> 00:29:52,125 No, Isabelle's fine. - Good. 336 00:29:52,250 --> 00:29:54,085 But it's a rough patch for us. 337 00:29:54,210 --> 00:29:56,254 Happens to every couple, though! 338 00:29:56,379 --> 00:30:00,341 Our rough patch was when Roxy slept with her ex! 339 00:30:06,890 --> 00:30:09,142 She cheated on you with her ex? 340 00:30:09,809 --> 00:30:11,478 A fling! 341 00:30:11,603 --> 00:30:15,398 Over a lifetime, it's bound to happen. 342 00:30:15,523 --> 00:30:19,027 We're in love, so we decided to look past it. 343 00:30:19,152 --> 00:30:21,237 Wise decision. 344 00:30:21,362 --> 00:30:23,198 Is business good? 345 00:30:23,323 --> 00:30:25,325 Very good. 346 00:30:26,242 --> 00:30:28,495 Summers are quieter, 347 00:30:28,620 --> 00:30:31,164 but I've got big plans. 348 00:30:38,421 --> 00:30:42,050 In fact, you must have a few thou set aside. 349 00:30:42,175 --> 00:30:45,678 Selling braces to preteens must bring in the big bucks! 350 00:30:46,763 --> 00:30:50,058 Why? You need a loan? - No. 351 00:30:50,183 --> 00:30:53,686 But I've got this business opportunity. 352 00:30:53,811 --> 00:30:55,438 You could come in with me. 353 00:30:55,563 --> 00:30:57,732 No, I really can't. 354 00:30:57,857 --> 00:30:59,692 Just a few thou...! 355 00:31:02,362 --> 00:31:03,655 I can't. 356 00:31:07,700 --> 00:31:09,619 It's nuts! 357 00:31:09,744 --> 00:31:12,956 I'll earn $325,000 this year. 358 00:31:13,915 --> 00:31:16,459 Roxanne'll earn around $120,000. 359 00:31:16,584 --> 00:31:20,129 But after taxes, the mortgage, 360 00:31:20,255 --> 00:31:22,090 the chalet in Magog, 361 00:31:22,215 --> 00:31:24,801 the cars, the trips, the restaurants, 362 00:31:24,926 --> 00:31:27,136 the clothes, school, 363 00:31:27,262 --> 00:31:29,973 the damn donations to the damn charities 364 00:31:30,098 --> 00:31:32,016 that think I'm loaded, 365 00:31:32,141 --> 00:31:34,936 to which I keep donating so they'll keep thinking that... 366 00:31:35,061 --> 00:31:37,063 Not much money left after that! 367 00:31:39,190 --> 00:31:41,859 I'm reduced to spending the strict minimum. 368 00:31:43,945 --> 00:31:46,656 How do the poor manage to make ends meet? 369 00:31:46,781 --> 00:31:48,783 Beats me. 370 00:31:50,743 --> 00:31:52,495 The school called again. 371 00:31:52,620 --> 00:31:55,832 They're waiting on that cheque for Thomas's registration. 372 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,376 How much? 373 00:31:59,669 --> 00:32:01,796 $4,500! I already told you. 374 00:32:04,090 --> 00:32:07,135 Just to learn to make Popsicle stick pencil holders! 375 00:32:07,260 --> 00:32:10,221 A trilingual school isn't cheap! 376 00:32:10,346 --> 00:32:11,723 Just great! 377 00:32:11,848 --> 00:32:14,350 He'll learn to be rude in three languages! 378 00:32:20,732 --> 00:32:22,900 I've been mulling it over. 379 00:32:25,528 --> 00:32:27,864 I think I'll get breast implants. 380 00:32:34,287 --> 00:32:37,206 I don't really care what people'll say. 381 00:32:37,332 --> 00:32:39,459 I'd like to feel beautiful. 382 00:32:39,584 --> 00:32:42,295 I'd like you to find me beautiful too! 383 00:32:44,922 --> 00:32:47,884 Do you think I should get implants? 384 00:32:51,179 --> 00:32:52,680 What do you think? 385 00:32:52,805 --> 00:32:56,184 I don't know, that's why I'm asking you. 386 00:32:56,309 --> 00:32:58,895 Just look at my breasts. 387 00:33:01,564 --> 00:33:04,025 What do you think? 388 00:33:04,150 --> 00:33:05,735 They're nice. 389 00:33:05,860 --> 00:33:08,404 You've always had nice breasts. 390 00:33:10,698 --> 00:33:12,325 You find them gross! 391 00:33:12,450 --> 00:33:14,202 I'm washed-out! 392 00:33:14,327 --> 00:33:17,413 Think your ass is still round and firm? Please! 393 00:33:17,538 --> 00:33:20,291 So now you're raking me over the coals... 394 00:33:20,416 --> 00:33:22,835 Least we have that in common. - What? 395 00:33:22,960 --> 00:33:26,547 We both hate my breasts. - Please, I never said that! 396 00:33:44,399 --> 00:33:47,360 Would you like it if I had breasts like Roxanne's? 397 00:33:49,779 --> 00:33:51,280 Of course not. 398 00:33:53,533 --> 00:33:56,160 You got off on her breasts, huh? 399 00:33:57,370 --> 00:34:00,206 They don't... look natural. 400 00:34:00,331 --> 00:34:02,500 You don't find them too big? 401 00:34:04,293 --> 00:34:06,003 Too big? 402 00:34:08,756 --> 00:34:11,843 Breasts are like TV sets, they can never be too big! 403 00:34:17,640 --> 00:34:21,686 I would never get them as big as Roxanne's! 404 00:34:23,521 --> 00:34:25,773 They make her look slutty! 405 00:34:25,898 --> 00:34:29,068 Though you seem to prefer the slutty look. 406 00:34:30,278 --> 00:34:33,406 Hey, you were the one who said they were gorgeous! 407 00:34:34,490 --> 00:34:36,909 Besides, Roxanne isn't my type! 408 00:34:37,910 --> 00:34:40,496 She's too... I don't know... 409 00:34:40,621 --> 00:34:43,416 She's too perfect. 410 00:34:45,710 --> 00:34:49,422 You prefer them all fucked up? - No...! 411 00:34:49,547 --> 00:34:53,301 She went out and got a boob job, not a PhD in nuclear physics! 412 00:34:53,426 --> 00:34:55,595 If you want fake boobs too, we'll buy you some! 413 00:34:55,720 --> 00:34:57,180 I knew it! - What? 414 00:34:57,305 --> 00:34:59,599 You obviously want me to do it! 415 00:34:59,724 --> 00:35:02,101 No, that's not what I...! 416 00:35:03,144 --> 00:35:05,104 I love your breasts, I adore them! 417 00:35:05,229 --> 00:35:07,398 Hello, breasts! I really love you! 418 00:35:07,523 --> 00:35:09,609 Enough! - There! 419 00:35:13,821 --> 00:35:15,239 But... 420 00:35:16,908 --> 00:35:19,786 How much would it cost? A couple grand? 421 00:35:19,911 --> 00:35:21,454 Yeah. 422 00:35:24,624 --> 00:35:26,793 Can we afford it? 423 00:35:29,962 --> 00:35:31,923 It's about priorities. 424 00:35:36,177 --> 00:35:39,138 Thom should quit school so we can buy you boobs. 425 00:35:39,263 --> 00:35:41,140 You're such a jerk! 426 00:35:43,059 --> 00:35:44,435 Honey...! 427 00:35:46,562 --> 00:35:47,855 Good night. 428 00:35:51,359 --> 00:35:52,568 Good night. 429 00:36:11,754 --> 00:36:14,382 There's a slut lurking in every woman. 430 00:36:16,133 --> 00:36:18,219 I've learned to embrace mine. 431 00:36:33,693 --> 00:36:37,530 This door will provide immediate access to the store. 432 00:36:37,655 --> 00:36:39,490 Customers will no longer need 433 00:36:39,615 --> 00:36:42,451 to come in through the shopping mall. 434 00:36:42,577 --> 00:36:46,539 You have to agree it'll have a major impact on sales. 435 00:36:46,664 --> 00:36:48,875 It'd be a big advantage indeed. 436 00:36:49,000 --> 00:36:51,043 We should've done it a long time ago. 437 00:36:51,168 --> 00:36:53,796 But the thing is, 438 00:36:53,921 --> 00:36:57,216 the bank can't back you this time. 439 00:36:58,885 --> 00:37:02,388 What do you mean, 'can't back me'? 440 00:37:02,513 --> 00:37:05,766 The credit department rejected your loan application. 441 00:37:18,779 --> 00:37:20,406 Come on, Alain, 442 00:37:20,531 --> 00:37:23,284 we've been doing business together for years. 443 00:37:23,409 --> 00:37:26,245 My store, my house, my investments... 444 00:37:26,370 --> 00:37:29,707 But you have an outstanding debt on your inventory, 445 00:37:29,832 --> 00:37:32,960 you took out a second mortgage on your house, 446 00:37:33,085 --> 00:37:35,463 and you liquidated your RRSPs. 447 00:37:35,588 --> 00:37:40,051 That leaves you with very little collateral. 448 00:37:40,176 --> 00:37:41,761 Fuck! 449 00:37:43,596 --> 00:37:46,015 You're a fucking bunch of crooks! 450 00:37:48,434 --> 00:37:51,437 A fucking cooperative that won't fucking cooperate! 451 00:37:53,189 --> 00:37:56,484 A fucking bunch of leeches! 452 00:37:57,902 --> 00:38:01,697 Acting all sweet till we really fucking need you! 453 00:38:07,954 --> 00:38:11,958 I didn't mean you personally, I meant the institution. 454 00:38:12,083 --> 00:38:16,545 I understand. - But I'm still furious. 455 00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:27,556 Come to dinner, Thomas! 456 00:38:32,603 --> 00:38:36,565 It's rush hour around here. Call you back later, Mom. 457 00:38:36,691 --> 00:38:38,192 Where were you? 458 00:38:38,317 --> 00:38:40,194 You never answered your cell phone. 459 00:38:40,319 --> 00:38:41,988 The battery's dead. 460 00:38:43,280 --> 00:38:44,949 Can you get that? 461 00:38:45,074 --> 00:38:47,827 The neighbours' son is selling chocolate bars. 462 00:38:47,952 --> 00:38:50,746 I didn't have any cash on me when he came by earlier. 463 00:38:53,332 --> 00:38:55,710 I was here earlier. - So I heard. 464 00:38:55,835 --> 00:38:57,628 They're $10 each. 465 00:38:57,753 --> 00:39:00,089 It's for our school trip to... 466 00:39:01,716 --> 00:39:04,719 There's a phone message from our insurance rep. 467 00:39:06,387 --> 00:39:08,264 You'll have to call him back. 468 00:39:08,931 --> 00:39:11,475 That's the pool guy, he was waiting for you. 469 00:39:11,600 --> 00:39:14,395 Stop that, sweetie, it's bad for your eyes. 470 00:39:14,520 --> 00:39:16,063 Thomas! 471 00:39:16,188 --> 00:39:19,066 You might need to change your door. 472 00:39:19,191 --> 00:39:21,527 Turn down the TV, please! 473 00:39:21,652 --> 00:39:24,238 Your pool needs shock treatment. 474 00:39:24,363 --> 00:39:25,823 What? 475 00:39:25,948 --> 00:39:29,493 Is anyone even watching TV? - Come eat, kids! 476 00:39:29,618 --> 00:39:31,162 We just got a new filter! 477 00:39:31,287 --> 00:39:33,456 Maybe it ran out of algaecide. 478 00:39:33,581 --> 00:39:36,208 You could always convert to a saltwater system. 479 00:39:36,333 --> 00:39:39,003 The neighbours did and they love it. 480 00:39:39,128 --> 00:39:42,673 We should too. - Neighbour see, neighbour do... 481 00:39:42,798 --> 00:39:45,593 Saltwater systems are really great. 482 00:39:45,718 --> 00:39:47,511 Great, huh? 483 00:39:47,636 --> 00:39:49,346 That your best sales pitch? 484 00:39:49,472 --> 00:39:51,265 How much would it set me back? 485 00:39:51,390 --> 00:39:54,268 About $2,000, equipment included. 486 00:39:54,393 --> 00:39:57,646 $2,000? - You'll need a new filter. 487 00:39:57,772 --> 00:40:00,649 Why not suggest it before we got the new filter? 488 00:40:00,775 --> 00:40:02,902 How rude! 489 00:40:05,905 --> 00:40:09,658 And couldn't you say hello when you come home from work? 490 00:40:19,335 --> 00:40:21,253 Your skateboard, Thom! 491 00:40:27,593 --> 00:40:29,011 Goddammit! 492 00:40:39,939 --> 00:40:41,273 Fuck! 493 00:40:51,242 --> 00:40:52,660 Fucking shit! 494 00:41:22,648 --> 00:41:25,526 There's some shepherd's pie, if you're hungry. 495 00:41:32,700 --> 00:41:34,785 Your wife made the appointment? 496 00:41:34,910 --> 00:41:37,288 She's worried over nothing. 497 00:41:37,413 --> 00:41:39,623 And what would be that 'nothing'? 498 00:41:39,748 --> 00:41:42,668 She's making mountains out of molehills. 499 00:41:42,793 --> 00:41:46,922 I'm just a bit tired. - How long have you felt tired? 500 00:41:48,924 --> 00:41:50,801 It's been a while. 501 00:41:51,844 --> 00:41:53,554 But it's only normal. 502 00:41:53,679 --> 00:41:57,016 Do you feel more hostile or depressed? 503 00:41:57,141 --> 00:41:59,643 I'm not hostile, just tired! 504 00:41:59,768 --> 00:42:01,645 Just normally tired. 505 00:42:01,770 --> 00:42:04,523 So I'm more irritable, that's all! 506 00:42:04,648 --> 00:42:06,984 She says I don't express my feelings, 507 00:42:07,109 --> 00:42:09,570 but she won't let me express my anger! 508 00:42:09,695 --> 00:42:13,240 Isn't anger a feeling? - In a burnout situation... 509 00:42:16,535 --> 00:42:18,412 ...certain people... 510 00:42:19,663 --> 00:42:22,499 ...can become depressed and irritable. 511 00:42:23,792 --> 00:42:25,211 I'm not depressed. 512 00:42:25,336 --> 00:42:27,713 I'm not complaining about my lot in life. 513 00:42:27,838 --> 00:42:31,091 Most people hate what they do for a living! 514 00:42:32,885 --> 00:42:35,804 Right! Pills... 515 00:42:35,930 --> 00:42:40,059 They'll help manage your hostility, anxiety and stress. 516 00:42:40,184 --> 00:42:43,646 And they'll help get my store out of the red, 517 00:42:43,771 --> 00:42:46,190 make my wife want to screw every night, 518 00:42:46,315 --> 00:42:49,360 and make the kids brush their teeth without being asked! 519 00:42:49,485 --> 00:42:51,111 I'll take three crates! 520 00:42:51,237 --> 00:42:55,407 You may be suffering from burnout, Mr. Lupien. 521 00:42:55,532 --> 00:42:57,826 Who gives a fuck? 522 00:42:57,952 --> 00:43:00,621 Visa, MasterCard, the banks... 523 00:43:00,746 --> 00:43:03,374 They don't care if I'm suffering from burnout. 524 00:43:03,499 --> 00:43:06,001 Who'll pay the bills if I stop working? 525 00:43:06,126 --> 00:43:08,504 Not my wife, she's on burnout leave! 526 00:43:08,629 --> 00:43:11,757 That little sneak thought of it first... 527 00:43:11,882 --> 00:43:15,219 I'll take an option on cancer, to be on the safe side. 528 00:43:19,765 --> 00:43:21,308 Sorry, 529 00:43:21,433 --> 00:43:24,937 but a burnout is a luxury I simply can't afford. 530 00:43:33,320 --> 00:43:36,490 Great spot to get married, huh? 531 00:43:36,615 --> 00:43:39,493 We should take the kids during their school break. 532 00:43:39,618 --> 00:43:43,539 It's only $2,500 per person. - Not bad! 533 00:43:45,207 --> 00:43:47,251 We should all go together. 534 00:43:47,376 --> 00:43:49,336 It could be fun! 535 00:43:49,461 --> 00:43:51,797 We could play golf, tennis... 536 00:43:53,048 --> 00:43:56,427 Since when do you play tennis? - I started playing again. 537 00:43:56,552 --> 00:43:58,512 I really love it. - She's good! 538 00:43:58,637 --> 00:44:00,556 We should play. - He's good too! 539 00:44:00,681 --> 00:44:02,391 I'll crush you! 540 00:44:06,979 --> 00:44:10,733 There appears to be a problem with your credit card. 541 00:44:12,067 --> 00:44:14,403 No, still not working. 542 00:44:18,324 --> 00:44:22,536 OK, charge $75 to that card, 543 00:44:24,371 --> 00:44:26,373 $75 to this one, 544 00:44:26,498 --> 00:44:28,417 and I'll pay the rest in cash. 545 00:44:32,129 --> 00:44:34,298 Well, we're here! 546 00:44:34,423 --> 00:44:36,508 This is the Swingers club! 547 00:44:38,177 --> 00:44:41,722 Swingers club? - The brothel from the news? 548 00:44:41,847 --> 00:44:43,557 It's not a brothel! 549 00:44:43,682 --> 00:44:45,559 There's a swingers' section, 550 00:44:45,684 --> 00:44:48,896 but we can have a drink like in any bar. 551 00:44:49,021 --> 00:44:50,606 You can't be serious! 552 00:44:50,731 --> 00:44:53,609 I can't do an orgy, I'm all bloated! 553 00:44:53,734 --> 00:44:55,402 And I didn't shave! 554 00:44:55,527 --> 00:44:59,365 Not that I would necessarily shave for an orgy... 555 00:44:59,490 --> 00:45:02,076 Please! Nobody's gonna rip your clothes off! 556 00:45:02,201 --> 00:45:04,953 Come on, it'll be fun. 557 00:45:05,079 --> 00:45:08,415 We're not going, right? - Just for one drink! 558 00:45:08,540 --> 00:45:10,751 Come on, follow me. 559 00:45:13,462 --> 00:45:15,589 Aren't you curious? 560 00:46:27,995 --> 00:46:29,955 You like shopping at Costco, sweetie. 561 00:46:30,080 --> 00:46:32,499 Just think of this as the Costco of sex! 562 00:46:32,624 --> 00:46:36,086 Nobody'll bother you here. - I know. 563 00:46:36,211 --> 00:46:39,047 Have you guys been here often? 564 00:46:39,173 --> 00:46:41,967 Maybe two or three times? 565 00:46:42,092 --> 00:46:43,469 Still! 566 00:46:43,594 --> 00:46:46,763 Have you done everything...? - No... 567 00:46:46,889 --> 00:46:48,765 Everything, everything...? 568 00:46:49,933 --> 00:46:53,645 It came close at one point, but I chickened out. 569 00:46:53,770 --> 00:46:56,148 Actually, we'd rather... 570 00:46:57,983 --> 00:47:00,235 ...do it with you guys. - Michel! 571 00:47:00,360 --> 00:47:03,071 That was our little secret! 572 00:47:03,197 --> 00:47:05,240 So it's true? - No... 573 00:47:05,365 --> 00:47:07,367 You're such a blabbermouth! 574 00:47:07,493 --> 00:47:10,537 Forget he ever brought it up. - Brought up what? 575 00:47:10,662 --> 00:47:12,789 Too late now! 576 00:47:12,915 --> 00:47:17,419 OK, the other night, to... - To get into the mood. 577 00:47:17,544 --> 00:47:19,213 Honestly! 578 00:47:19,338 --> 00:47:23,967 We started talking about which couple we'd swing with. 579 00:47:24,092 --> 00:47:26,512 And then... we picked you! 580 00:47:28,680 --> 00:47:33,101 But look, it was only... 581 00:47:33,227 --> 00:47:35,604 Why'd you bring it up? - It was your idea! 582 00:47:35,729 --> 00:47:37,648 You have to put things in context! 583 00:47:37,773 --> 00:47:41,485 Which is that you have sexual fantasies about us. 584 00:47:41,610 --> 00:47:43,445 Honestly! - Not quite! 585 00:47:43,570 --> 00:47:46,532 I said I'd like to sleep with a woman. 586 00:47:46,657 --> 00:47:50,869 You brought up the swinging! - 'Cause I want to participate! 587 00:47:50,994 --> 00:47:53,205 We don't have those kinds of discussions! 588 00:47:53,330 --> 00:47:55,332 Not really. 589 00:47:55,457 --> 00:48:00,128 But Isabelle can give you a 10-day weather forecast! 590 00:48:02,923 --> 00:48:06,260 You saying I'm boring? - No, I'm not saying that... 591 00:48:06,385 --> 00:48:10,180 I'd be curious to sleep with a woman too, you know. 592 00:48:11,306 --> 00:48:15,060 On the Women Channel... - Very scientific, I bet! 593 00:48:15,185 --> 00:48:18,438 They said that most women were curious about it. 594 00:48:18,564 --> 00:48:21,608 So I'm in the majority. - You ever kissed a girl? 595 00:48:21,733 --> 00:48:23,443 No! - No? 596 00:48:23,569 --> 00:48:26,154 And you have? - A couple of times. 597 00:48:26,280 --> 00:48:28,657 It's no big deal these days! 598 00:48:28,782 --> 00:48:31,952 I don't think I'd mind. - Not at all! 599 00:48:32,661 --> 00:48:34,246 What? 600 00:48:34,371 --> 00:48:38,166 More germs are spread by shaking hands than by kissing! 601 00:48:38,292 --> 00:48:40,252 A kiss is harmless! 602 00:48:40,377 --> 00:48:43,130 Very true. - Harmless. 603 00:48:43,255 --> 00:48:46,675 Go on, French-kiss me! - No thanks, I'll pass! 604 00:49:34,931 --> 00:49:36,850 You're a great kisser! 605 00:49:36,975 --> 00:49:39,519 You too! - Really? 606 00:49:39,645 --> 00:49:42,981 Instead of wasting our time here, 607 00:49:43,106 --> 00:49:45,817 why don't the four of us go rent a hotel room? 608 00:49:51,990 --> 00:49:54,785 'Why don't we go rent a hotel room'! 609 00:49:56,370 --> 00:49:58,413 Why are you so afraid of trying new things? 610 00:49:58,538 --> 00:50:00,791 You didn't mind locking lips with Roxanne! 611 00:50:00,916 --> 00:50:03,126 I never said that! - Come on! 612 00:50:03,251 --> 00:50:05,170 You said you were curious! 613 00:50:05,295 --> 00:50:07,673 It was just a sexual fantasy! 614 00:50:07,798 --> 00:50:10,509 Screwing two or three women isn't real life, idiot! 615 00:50:10,634 --> 00:50:14,763 No? Then tell me what real life is! 616 00:50:14,888 --> 00:50:16,848 You know what I mean! 617 00:50:16,973 --> 00:50:18,850 No, I don't! What is it! 618 00:50:18,975 --> 00:50:20,811 Is this real life? 619 00:50:20,936 --> 00:50:23,647 I don't know! Us, here... 620 00:50:27,275 --> 00:50:31,321 So real life is having a bath, a pool and a goddamn jacuzzi. 621 00:50:31,446 --> 00:50:35,158 A bowl of warm water, hot water, and really fucking hot water! 622 00:50:35,283 --> 00:50:38,370 Not the jacuzzi again! You said you wanted one too... 623 00:50:38,495 --> 00:50:42,332 And I guess I wanted a fridge with an in-door icemaker too! 624 00:50:42,457 --> 00:50:45,836 You don't even use it 'cause the ice tastes like shit! 625 00:50:45,961 --> 00:50:50,132 A $750 coffeemaker, but you don't drink coffee! 626 00:50:50,257 --> 00:50:51,842 Fuck! 627 00:50:51,967 --> 00:50:55,637 And you absolutely wanted a fucking slow cooker! 628 00:50:55,762 --> 00:50:59,141 It's been stewing somewhere in this kitchen 629 00:50:59,266 --> 00:51:01,184 for the last three years! 630 00:51:01,309 --> 00:51:03,186 That's real life! 631 00:51:03,311 --> 00:51:04,771 Real life... 632 00:51:04,896 --> 00:51:07,899 What do you think would make me feel better? 633 00:51:08,024 --> 00:51:10,861 Having my semen extracted by two women, 634 00:51:10,986 --> 00:51:13,905 or a goddamn fucking juice extractor? 635 00:51:14,030 --> 00:51:15,532 Mommy! 636 00:51:19,453 --> 00:51:20,746 Mommy! 637 00:51:25,333 --> 00:51:27,461 Mégane's got dance class tomorrow. 638 00:51:28,754 --> 00:51:31,131 Her leotard's drying in the basement. 639 00:51:39,139 --> 00:51:41,850 I'm not a pervert, I'm just a man. 640 00:51:41,975 --> 00:51:44,019 Nonetheless, 641 00:51:44,144 --> 00:51:47,814 your spouse found some 100 porn sites on your computer. 642 00:51:47,939 --> 00:51:49,858 Yes, I jack...! 643 00:51:51,067 --> 00:51:54,029 I masturbate about twice a week. 644 00:51:55,113 --> 00:51:57,240 Yes, to get to sleep, 645 00:51:57,365 --> 00:51:59,910 fantasizing about other women helps to relax me. 646 00:52:00,035 --> 00:52:03,205 Yes, I'd love to screw my girlfriend's BFF, 647 00:52:03,330 --> 00:52:07,459 and no way I'll die without having had a three-way! 648 00:52:07,584 --> 00:52:11,463 Yes, 80% of men think like me, so worry about the other 20%! 649 00:52:11,588 --> 00:52:15,133 And yes, I fantasized about screwing you on your desk! 650 00:52:15,258 --> 00:52:19,012 Not very original. - Exactly! 651 00:52:19,137 --> 00:52:21,723 Tell that to my girlfriend. 652 00:52:25,393 --> 00:52:26,853 Great going, son! 653 00:52:26,978 --> 00:52:30,315 Dad, I don't feel like playing soccer anymore. 654 00:52:30,440 --> 00:52:34,319 We've already gone over this. You finish what you start! 655 00:52:34,444 --> 00:52:35,946 But it's boring! 656 00:52:36,071 --> 00:52:39,074 You can't always do what you want in life. 657 00:52:47,374 --> 00:52:49,876 YOU'RE LATE. WHERE ARE YOU? 658 00:52:55,048 --> 00:52:57,342 BEHIND YOU. 659 00:54:03,575 --> 00:54:06,411 Is Isabelle going back to the hospital soon? 660 00:54:06,536 --> 00:54:09,956 She seems much better. - I don't know... 661 00:54:10,081 --> 00:54:12,584 She doesn't really talk about it. 662 00:54:12,709 --> 00:54:16,755 To be honest, we're not talking about much these days. 663 00:54:16,880 --> 00:54:19,633 It's been tense between us. 664 00:54:20,800 --> 00:54:23,720 But every couple goes through that. 665 00:54:23,845 --> 00:54:25,096 I guess. 666 00:54:25,221 --> 00:54:28,850 But Isabelle said the chalet was a go. 667 00:54:28,975 --> 00:54:31,978 It'll do her a world of good! 668 00:54:32,103 --> 00:54:34,564 And I have the perfect property. 669 00:54:34,689 --> 00:54:36,983 It's a slope-side chalet. 670 00:54:37,108 --> 00:54:40,737 Isabelle loves to ski, right? - Yes, good idea. 671 00:54:40,862 --> 00:54:44,366 But if it works out, call me directly. 672 00:54:44,491 --> 00:54:47,744 If it doesn't work out, she'll get upset, 673 00:54:47,869 --> 00:54:51,122 what with her burnout and all... 674 00:54:51,247 --> 00:54:54,084 No problem, we'll do it that way. 675 00:54:54,209 --> 00:54:56,127 In any case, 676 00:54:57,128 --> 00:55:00,465 I hope Michel realizes how lucky he is to have you! 677 00:55:01,341 --> 00:55:03,343 Thank you! 678 00:55:55,311 --> 00:55:58,356 My credit cards don't work. - What? 679 00:55:58,481 --> 00:56:01,067 I was at the hairdresser's, my credit cards were refused. 680 00:56:01,192 --> 00:56:03,528 Maybe I forgot to pay them. 681 00:56:03,653 --> 00:56:04,904 Honestly! 682 00:56:05,030 --> 00:56:07,532 I looked like a complete fool! 683 00:56:07,657 --> 00:56:11,119 What can I say? I forgot! - We're OK, right? 684 00:56:11,244 --> 00:56:13,913 Money is tight, but we're OK, right? 685 00:56:16,624 --> 00:56:19,878 Yes... We're OK. - 'Cause... 686 00:56:21,129 --> 00:56:23,840 Wait a few days to use your cards, 687 00:56:23,965 --> 00:56:25,800 till the payment goes through. 688 00:56:25,925 --> 00:56:28,011 What were you doing? 689 00:56:28,136 --> 00:56:31,806 Paperwork. - On Facebook? 690 00:56:31,931 --> 00:56:36,394 I was on Facebook making sure the staff wasn't Facebooking. 691 00:56:36,519 --> 00:56:38,772 I'll go pay my hairdresser. 692 00:56:39,898 --> 00:56:41,941 Hi. - Hi. 693 00:56:47,113 --> 00:56:50,158 Your wife sure is beautiful. - She just had her hair done. 694 00:56:50,283 --> 00:56:51,951 Jeez! 695 00:56:52,077 --> 00:56:53,828 I mean... 696 00:57:11,596 --> 00:57:14,390 THERE'S A MIXED DOUBLES TOURNEY AT LAVAL U. THIS WEEKEND. 697 00:57:14,516 --> 00:57:17,227 I'LL BE IN QUEBEC CITY FOR STORE PURCHASES. 698 00:57:17,352 --> 00:57:19,312 DO I SIGN US UP? 699 00:57:23,983 --> 00:57:27,112 IMPOSSIBLE. I'VE GOT 2 OPEN HOUSES IN BROSSARD. 700 00:57:27,237 --> 00:57:28,988 BUT I ADORE QUEBEC CITY! 701 00:57:29,114 --> 00:57:32,909 NO PROBLEM, I'LL CALL EUGÉNIE BOUCHARD. 702 00:57:33,034 --> 00:57:35,411 I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU... 703 00:57:53,555 --> 00:57:56,266 LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOU. 704 00:58:06,151 --> 00:58:07,652 Charlène, 705 00:58:07,777 --> 00:58:11,281 there's a sales meeting in Quebec City this weekend... 706 00:58:13,283 --> 00:58:17,328 I'll need a girl's perspective for next year's orders. 707 00:58:18,121 --> 00:58:19,414 A girl's perspective? 708 00:58:19,539 --> 00:58:23,001 For trends and stuff. 709 00:58:25,837 --> 00:58:28,006 Would you like to come with me? 710 00:58:28,131 --> 00:58:30,383 To Quebec City? Together? 711 00:58:30,508 --> 00:58:33,511 Well, yes... - Yes, cool! 712 00:58:33,636 --> 00:58:35,930 Sorry. - That's OK. 713 00:58:36,055 --> 00:58:39,934 Thank you, Mr. Lupien. - 'Patrick.' 714 00:58:40,059 --> 00:58:43,104 Patrick. Thank you. - You're welcome. 715 00:59:07,795 --> 00:59:09,881 There you go! - Thanks. 716 00:59:19,974 --> 00:59:23,102 Sorry, I'd really asked for two beds. 717 00:59:24,395 --> 00:59:27,899 I'm tiny, I promise not to rub up against you. 718 00:59:28,024 --> 00:59:30,777 This wasn't some ploy! 719 00:59:30,902 --> 00:59:33,029 Of course not! 720 00:59:33,988 --> 00:59:37,951 I'm off to my meeting. Be back soon. 721 00:59:48,586 --> 00:59:51,172 Hello, gentlemen. - Hi, Patrick! 722 00:59:51,297 --> 00:59:54,759 How about a drink? - No thanks, I'm good. 723 00:59:54,884 --> 00:59:57,804 Let's go talk over there. - Sure. 724 00:59:58,388 --> 00:59:59,806 After you. 725 01:00:06,271 --> 01:00:08,564 So how are you? - Great! You guys? 726 01:00:11,109 --> 01:00:13,987 During these sales meetings, 727 01:00:14,112 --> 01:00:17,240 we like to sound out our franchisees, 728 01:00:17,365 --> 01:00:19,617 see how we can improve things... 729 01:00:19,742 --> 01:00:22,620 And make sure lines of communication are open. 730 01:00:22,745 --> 01:00:26,708 Everything's fine on our end, though it's been a slow year. 731 01:00:26,833 --> 01:00:29,794 But we'll pull out all the stops this fall. 732 01:00:32,547 --> 01:00:34,090 Listen, Patrick, 733 01:00:34,215 --> 01:00:36,884 there's no easy way to say this. 734 01:00:37,010 --> 01:00:40,305 We know about your situation with your suppliers. 735 01:00:42,473 --> 01:00:45,226 That'll all be settled soon. 736 01:00:45,351 --> 01:00:47,103 Word gets around, Patrick. 737 01:00:52,066 --> 01:00:54,444 I know word gets around. 738 01:00:54,569 --> 01:00:56,612 I was going to bring it up. 739 01:00:56,738 --> 01:00:58,656 'Cause I know in the past 740 01:00:58,781 --> 01:01:02,410 you've financed franchisees who were having trouble... 741 01:01:02,535 --> 01:01:04,537 Like we did with you? 742 01:01:04,662 --> 01:01:07,874 You owe us $150,000 for the winter collection. 743 01:01:07,999 --> 01:01:11,836 It's been 18 months. - Plus two years of unpaid dues. 744 01:01:11,961 --> 01:01:14,130 Yet your sales figures are fine! 745 01:01:15,798 --> 01:01:18,134 Where's the money going? 746 01:01:18,259 --> 01:01:19,886 The money...! 747 01:01:20,011 --> 01:01:22,638 Got a drug problem, gambling...? 748 01:01:24,057 --> 01:01:26,267 No, you're way off! 749 01:01:26,392 --> 01:01:28,269 Things'll pick up! 750 01:01:28,394 --> 01:01:30,438 You've always been a good rep. 751 01:01:30,563 --> 01:01:31,856 But nowadays, 752 01:01:31,981 --> 01:01:34,859 you gotta be sharper and more aggressive. 753 01:01:34,984 --> 01:01:38,196 In the retail business, you have to innovate, 754 01:01:38,321 --> 01:01:40,114 be forward thinking. 755 01:01:40,239 --> 01:01:42,742 What is this anyway? 756 01:01:42,867 --> 01:01:46,245 You can't close down Sport Plus, it's an institution for us. 757 01:01:46,371 --> 01:01:48,790 No, but it'll change names. 758 01:01:48,915 --> 01:01:51,918 We want to focus on outdoor activities. 759 01:01:53,127 --> 01:01:55,088 That's a brilliant idea! 760 01:01:55,213 --> 01:01:59,092 There's lots of demand for that, because of the mountain nearby. 761 01:01:59,217 --> 01:02:00,927 With a new manager. 762 01:02:02,637 --> 01:02:04,263 Patrick... 763 01:02:04,389 --> 01:02:07,934 We're seizing your franchise. I'm sorry. 764 01:02:20,446 --> 01:02:22,365 Taking away my store? 765 01:02:22,490 --> 01:02:24,659 That's how you're helping me? 766 01:02:31,624 --> 01:02:34,419 You can't do this to me, guys. 767 01:02:34,544 --> 01:02:37,588 I've got two kids, my wife's on burnout leave... 768 01:02:37,713 --> 01:02:39,006 Pat! 769 01:07:27,837 --> 01:07:29,714 Yep! 770 01:07:29,839 --> 01:07:32,258 The appliance worked well. 771 01:07:32,383 --> 01:07:35,219 You're ready for braces now, Thomas. 772 01:07:35,344 --> 01:07:39,056 Wasn't that $2,000 appliance supposed to spare him braces? 773 01:07:39,181 --> 01:07:41,267 No, to prepare him for braces! 774 01:07:41,392 --> 01:07:43,352 Right... - Come on! 775 01:07:43,477 --> 01:07:46,147 A teen with crooked teeth? 776 01:07:46,272 --> 01:07:50,443 It's bad for their self-esteem. You know how cruel teens can be! 777 01:07:50,568 --> 01:07:55,239 You'd actually be saving on future shrink bills! 778 01:07:55,364 --> 01:07:57,616 I'll do it for you at cost, 779 01:07:57,742 --> 01:07:59,952 which comes to about $2,800. 780 01:08:01,537 --> 01:08:03,873 Wait till your mom finds out 781 01:08:03,998 --> 01:08:07,877 your mouth gobbled up one of her implants! 782 01:08:08,002 --> 01:08:10,546 See how his front teeth push forward 783 01:08:10,671 --> 01:08:12,798 while the rear ones push back? 784 01:08:12,923 --> 01:08:17,636 While the bank is on my back! - Boohoo, big shot! 785 01:08:17,762 --> 01:08:19,472 Open wide, Thomas. 786 01:08:19,597 --> 01:08:23,267 MEET ME AT 6:30? 4840 BOIS-FRANC, ST-SAUVEUR. XX 787 01:08:23,392 --> 01:08:24,977 All done! 788 01:08:25,102 --> 01:08:27,396 OK, time to go. 789 01:08:29,023 --> 01:08:31,442 I need to get back to the store. 790 01:08:31,567 --> 01:08:33,444 Where are you off to? 791 01:08:33,569 --> 01:08:35,529 I'm meeting Mr. Wagman. 792 01:08:35,654 --> 01:08:37,698 I can't pay the rent increase, 793 01:08:37,823 --> 01:08:41,076 so we're checking out a new location. 794 01:08:55,800 --> 01:08:57,760 Hi, Colette! 795 01:08:57,885 --> 01:09:00,387 Yes, we're doing fine. 796 01:09:00,513 --> 01:09:02,848 Yes, he's still working hard. 797 01:09:04,683 --> 01:09:06,811 No, everyone's doing great. 798 01:09:06,936 --> 01:09:08,437 Just a sec. 799 01:09:19,990 --> 01:09:21,325 What're you doing? 800 01:09:24,370 --> 01:09:27,540 He'll call you back after he finishes shaving his balls! 801 01:09:29,208 --> 01:09:31,460 Shaving your balls for the landlord? 802 01:09:32,336 --> 01:09:34,421 Do I really need to justify myself? 803 01:09:34,547 --> 01:09:37,091 Do I need permission to shave my balls now? 804 01:09:37,216 --> 01:09:40,719 You'll really stoop to anything to lower your rent! 805 01:10:10,749 --> 01:10:13,168 Hi! Come in! - Hi. 806 01:10:16,547 --> 01:10:19,550 I'm so stoked you came! - Me too. 807 01:10:21,260 --> 01:10:22,720 Amazing, huh? 808 01:10:23,888 --> 01:10:26,432 It's gorgeous! - Isn't it, though? 809 01:10:27,474 --> 01:10:30,477 And so are you! You're stunning! 810 01:10:30,603 --> 01:10:32,646 Thanks! You too! - Thanks. 811 01:10:32,771 --> 01:10:35,733 This'll be perfect for Isabelle. 812 01:10:35,858 --> 01:10:38,527 Yeah, it's totally her. 813 01:10:38,652 --> 01:10:40,779 Come see the deck! 814 01:10:40,905 --> 01:10:43,490 It'll be heaven when they finish Phase II. 815 01:10:43,616 --> 01:10:44,867 Look how big it is! 816 01:10:44,992 --> 01:10:46,535 It's facing the mountain, 817 01:10:46,660 --> 01:10:48,829 and soon there'll be a big saltwater pool. 818 01:10:48,954 --> 01:10:51,332 I heard those were pretty cool. 819 01:10:51,457 --> 01:10:53,208 I'll say! 820 01:10:53,334 --> 01:10:55,210 How much? - Cheap. 821 01:10:55,336 --> 01:10:58,756 $465,000, but I can bring it down to $425,000. 822 01:10:58,881 --> 01:11:01,216 Not bad. - Come in! 823 01:11:01,342 --> 01:11:04,428 The living room comes with a propane fireplace. 824 01:11:04,553 --> 01:11:07,806 Propane is so practical! No more firewood. 825 01:11:07,932 --> 01:11:10,726 Here are three bedrooms and two bathrooms. 826 01:11:10,851 --> 01:11:13,938 This one's very spacious. 827 01:11:14,063 --> 01:11:16,815 Full bath, shower... 828 01:11:16,941 --> 01:11:18,692 Now that's a big shower! 829 01:11:18,817 --> 01:11:21,612 There's the washer/dryer nook. 830 01:11:22,237 --> 01:11:25,699 And two smaller bedrooms over here. 831 01:11:25,824 --> 01:11:28,243 They'd be perfect for the kids! 832 01:11:28,369 --> 01:11:31,163 Thomas on one side, Mégane on the other. 833 01:11:31,288 --> 01:11:33,165 They can decide. 834 01:11:33,290 --> 01:11:36,710 Wait till you see the upstairs. It's something else! 835 01:11:45,594 --> 01:11:48,764 The mezzanine! - Oh yeah! 836 01:11:48,889 --> 01:11:51,642 Beautiful, huh? - Very! 837 01:11:51,767 --> 01:11:54,853 Look at that. - Amazing view. 838 01:11:56,146 --> 01:11:59,608 And it's so well-ventilated here. 839 01:11:59,733 --> 01:12:02,528 Here's the master bedroom. 840 01:12:02,653 --> 01:12:04,488 The bathroom... 841 01:12:04,613 --> 01:12:06,573 And I just love this room. 842 01:12:06,699 --> 01:12:09,618 The kids could use it as a playroom. 843 01:12:09,743 --> 01:12:11,370 Great idea! 844 01:12:14,623 --> 01:12:16,458 Sorry, I have to take this. 845 01:12:16,583 --> 01:12:18,585 Don't worry about it! 846 01:12:20,838 --> 01:12:23,007 Yes, yes... 847 01:12:23,132 --> 01:12:26,427 Yes, I know. Tomorrow...? 848 01:12:27,261 --> 01:12:28,929 For 1:30? 849 01:12:29,638 --> 01:12:31,557 Is 1:30 OK? 850 01:12:35,227 --> 01:12:37,688 No problem, tell him I'll be there. 851 01:12:44,695 --> 01:12:47,114 I need to go to Boucherville first, 852 01:12:47,239 --> 01:12:50,159 but I'll be there on time. 853 01:12:51,201 --> 01:12:52,870 Perfect, then. 854 01:13:09,762 --> 01:13:12,723 Sorry about that! - No problem. 855 01:13:12,848 --> 01:13:14,767 Here. - What're you doing? 856 01:13:14,892 --> 01:13:16,310 It's happy hour. 857 01:13:16,435 --> 01:13:18,896 Where'd you find these? - In the fridge! 858 01:13:19,021 --> 01:13:22,107 At $425,000, they can throw in two beers! 859 01:13:22,232 --> 01:13:24,860 Cheers. - You're sick! 860 01:13:33,410 --> 01:13:35,704 Well, how do you like it? 861 01:13:37,456 --> 01:13:38,749 Very cool. 862 01:13:38,874 --> 01:13:40,751 Yeah? - Yeah. 863 01:13:43,962 --> 01:13:46,423 You're so beautiful! - Stop it... 864 01:13:46,548 --> 01:13:49,051 Did you change anything? Working out more...? 865 01:13:49,176 --> 01:13:51,970 Not really. - You're really very beautiful. 866 01:13:52,096 --> 01:13:55,432 Are you coming on to me or something? 867 01:13:55,557 --> 01:13:57,559 Maybe a bit. 868 01:13:57,684 --> 01:14:01,855 I was watching you walk... You're in great shape! 869 01:14:01,980 --> 01:14:03,732 Thanks. 870 01:14:03,857 --> 01:14:07,402 And business-wise, you seem to be on top of things. 871 01:14:08,862 --> 01:14:12,449 And you keep getting more beautiful with age. 872 01:14:25,754 --> 01:14:28,632 Are you kidding me or what? 873 01:14:31,552 --> 01:14:33,971 I don't know... 874 01:14:34,096 --> 01:14:35,514 You? 875 01:14:37,975 --> 01:14:39,893 Hey... 876 01:14:40,727 --> 01:14:43,313 Are you doing what I think you're doing? 877 01:14:44,940 --> 01:14:47,359 That depends on what you're thinking. 878 01:14:49,153 --> 01:14:50,946 Well... No. 879 01:14:51,071 --> 01:14:54,366 I don't think it's such a good idea. 880 01:14:55,033 --> 01:14:59,621 Don't you think Michel does this with his employees too? 881 01:14:59,746 --> 01:15:01,039 What? 882 01:15:01,165 --> 01:15:04,710 These things happen! - I know, but... 883 01:15:06,879 --> 01:15:08,338 Look... 884 01:15:09,298 --> 01:15:11,300 It could be our little secret. 885 01:15:11,425 --> 01:15:13,886 Don't you find the idea exciting? 886 01:15:14,845 --> 01:15:16,555 I don't know... 887 01:15:16,680 --> 01:15:19,641 It's sort of like partner-swapping. 888 01:15:19,766 --> 01:15:22,686 But it's just the two of us! 889 01:15:26,857 --> 01:15:28,609 I know you want to. 890 01:15:34,698 --> 01:15:38,076 Sorry, Patrick, I just don't feel like it. 891 01:15:38,202 --> 01:15:40,787 Roxanne! - I don't like this... 892 01:15:42,122 --> 01:15:44,833 We both know there's something between us. 893 01:15:45,792 --> 01:15:47,628 No, stop! 894 01:15:47,753 --> 01:15:49,379 Stop it, Patrick. 895 01:15:49,504 --> 01:15:51,256 I told you to stop, Patrick. 896 01:15:51,381 --> 01:15:53,508 I told you to stop! 897 01:15:54,218 --> 01:15:56,261 Stop it! Stop it! 898 01:15:56,970 --> 01:15:59,181 Fucking stop it, Patrick! 899 01:16:01,266 --> 01:16:03,018 What the hell are you doing? 900 01:16:04,228 --> 01:16:06,730 I told you to stop three times! 901 01:16:10,067 --> 01:16:12,277 Go home, Pat! 902 01:16:12,402 --> 01:16:14,404 What the hell was that? 903 01:16:16,323 --> 01:16:19,993 I'm sorry... - Just go away! Now! 904 01:16:33,257 --> 01:16:36,969 This is nuts, Roxanne... - Go or I'll call the police! 905 01:16:37,094 --> 01:16:39,471 Fucking get lost! 906 01:17:40,198 --> 01:17:41,783 Man...! 907 01:18:02,220 --> 01:18:06,058 I'M SORRY. PLEASE CALL ME BACK. 908 01:18:30,040 --> 01:18:33,126 PLEASE!!!!!! 909 01:19:38,316 --> 01:19:40,277 Hi. - Hi. 910 01:19:41,778 --> 01:19:44,030 Where's your mom? - Outside. 911 01:20:08,346 --> 01:20:10,807 Don't you come near me! 912 01:20:10,932 --> 01:20:12,350 Go away! 913 01:20:12,476 --> 01:20:14,561 Isa... - No! 914 01:20:16,313 --> 01:20:18,231 Get out of my sight! 915 01:20:28,658 --> 01:20:32,287 Just let me explain. - What's there to explain? 916 01:20:33,705 --> 01:20:36,208 You're a goddamn sicko! 917 01:20:36,333 --> 01:20:38,668 And with my best friend! 918 01:20:38,793 --> 01:20:41,421 What about the kids? What about me? 919 01:20:42,589 --> 01:20:44,466 How could you? Go away! 920 01:20:44,591 --> 01:20:47,594 I can't stand the sight of you! Go away! 921 01:20:48,595 --> 01:20:51,640 How long have you been hung up on her anyway? 922 01:20:51,765 --> 01:20:55,101 I'm not hung up on her! - You tried to jump her bones! 923 01:20:59,564 --> 01:21:03,068 It's not about that. - About what, then? 924 01:21:04,653 --> 01:21:06,112 What's it about, then? 925 01:21:06,238 --> 01:21:08,156 It's... - What? 926 01:21:14,955 --> 01:21:16,414 I... 927 01:21:17,415 --> 01:21:20,877 It's this. - What the hell do you mean? 928 01:21:21,002 --> 01:21:22,879 This, this! - What? 929 01:21:23,547 --> 01:21:25,173 All this! 930 01:21:25,298 --> 01:21:28,760 11 years with the same person, 20 years at the same job! 931 01:21:28,885 --> 01:21:30,679 What's the point? 932 01:21:30,804 --> 01:21:33,056 Our goddamn 'real life' 933 01:21:33,181 --> 01:21:36,434 consists in picking up fucking pool toys all day! 934 01:21:36,560 --> 01:21:38,770 Why do you care? You're never here! 935 01:21:38,895 --> 01:21:42,357 Only because I'm stuck in a store I absolutely hate! 936 01:21:42,482 --> 01:21:44,192 So now you hate it? 937 01:21:44,317 --> 01:21:47,779 I do, but it pays for all our useless junk. 938 01:21:47,904 --> 01:21:51,116 $500 to exterminate the ants in the kitchen, 939 01:21:51,241 --> 01:21:54,661 then you want an outdoor kitchen where there's tons of ants! 940 01:21:54,786 --> 01:21:56,746 It was your dream to own a store! 941 01:21:56,871 --> 01:21:59,499 Not anymore! - That's new! 942 01:21:59,624 --> 01:22:01,334 No, it's not! 943 01:22:01,459 --> 01:22:04,671 I stuck it out because it was the responsible thing to do. 944 01:22:04,796 --> 01:22:06,548 Why not switch jobs? 945 01:22:06,673 --> 01:22:09,718 It's not that easy! We needed the money. 946 01:22:09,843 --> 01:22:12,095 Think your burnout was easy for me? 947 01:22:13,305 --> 01:22:15,932 Do you think it was easy for me? 948 01:22:16,057 --> 01:22:18,893 I never said it was! I'm talking about me here! 949 01:22:19,019 --> 01:22:21,813 Do I have to pay someone to listen to me? 950 01:22:21,938 --> 01:22:25,775 It's always about you! My burnout is your problem! 951 01:22:27,777 --> 01:22:29,404 In a way, yes. 952 01:22:30,864 --> 01:22:34,200 Then what better reason to grab Roxanne's big boobs! 953 01:22:34,326 --> 01:22:35,535 Fucking sicko! 954 01:22:35,660 --> 01:22:37,746 Always thinking about your prick! 955 01:22:37,871 --> 01:22:39,956 If you'd thought about it more, 956 01:22:40,081 --> 01:22:42,208 I could've thought about it less. 957 01:22:49,132 --> 01:22:50,759 Go to bed, son. 958 01:22:55,722 --> 01:22:56,931 Isa... 959 01:22:59,517 --> 01:23:02,270 Don't come in here, I don't want to see you! 960 01:23:05,774 --> 01:23:06,983 Go away! 961 01:23:11,529 --> 01:23:14,991 We're bankrupt! - What the hell do you mean? 962 01:23:15,116 --> 01:23:18,328 I'm mean we're bankrupt. - So now we're bankrupt too? 963 01:23:18,453 --> 01:23:21,456 I lost the store, maybe even the house...! 964 01:23:31,383 --> 01:23:33,134 Why didn't you say anything? 965 01:23:37,722 --> 01:23:39,974 I thought we were a team... 966 01:23:40,100 --> 01:23:41,810 Why didn't you say anything? 967 01:23:45,480 --> 01:23:47,565 You can't be serious? 968 01:23:47,691 --> 01:23:51,111 I kept telling you, you didn't listen. 969 01:23:51,236 --> 01:23:53,947 But you're always complaining! 970 01:23:54,072 --> 01:23:55,907 About everything! 971 01:23:56,032 --> 01:23:59,160 How was I supposed to know things were that bad? 972 01:24:00,954 --> 01:24:02,747 Why didn't you say anything? 973 01:24:06,000 --> 01:24:07,544 I was ashamed. 974 01:24:09,963 --> 01:24:12,048 You're too goddamn proud! 975 01:24:13,633 --> 01:24:16,302 Go away. You've gone too far. 976 01:24:22,225 --> 01:24:24,185 And about my burnout... 977 01:24:25,729 --> 01:24:28,606 At first I thought it was the job. 978 01:24:31,776 --> 01:24:34,154 But I know the problem is us. 979 01:24:34,279 --> 01:24:35,989 What 'us'? 980 01:24:38,408 --> 01:24:40,660 We haven't been a couple in a long time. 981 01:24:40,785 --> 01:24:44,456 We're parents. - You really feel that way? 982 01:24:44,581 --> 01:24:47,584 When was the last time we did anything together? 983 01:24:47,709 --> 01:24:50,712 Think you're the only one with doubts? 984 01:24:52,422 --> 01:24:55,341 The only one who thinks our life is crap? 985 01:24:55,467 --> 01:24:58,595 The only one who thinks we'd split up if not for the kids? 986 01:25:05,393 --> 01:25:06,728 Isa... 987 01:25:06,853 --> 01:25:08,354 The worst part is, 988 01:25:08,480 --> 01:25:11,816 I don't want the kids to grow up and leave. 989 01:25:11,941 --> 01:25:16,237 'Cause I can't bear the thought of being stuck alone with you! 990 01:25:16,362 --> 01:25:18,156 Just go! 991 01:25:18,281 --> 01:25:20,450 I don't want to see you anymore! 992 01:25:27,707 --> 01:25:29,667 Collect your things and go! 993 01:29:25,820 --> 01:29:28,031 You've reached the Lupiens. 994 01:29:28,156 --> 01:29:31,367 Dad's at work and we're keeping Mom to ourselves. 995 01:29:32,660 --> 01:29:34,287 Hi... 996 01:29:34,412 --> 01:29:35,955 Hello, Isa. 997 01:29:36,080 --> 01:29:37,498 It's me. 998 01:29:38,916 --> 01:29:41,794 I tried your cell phone, but there was no answer, so... 999 01:29:46,299 --> 01:29:49,302 I'm sorry, I... don't know what to say. 1000 01:29:51,971 --> 01:29:54,182 Besides I'm sorry. 1001 01:29:57,518 --> 01:29:59,353 And that I've been an idiot. 1002 01:30:00,354 --> 01:30:02,440 I don't know what got into me. 1003 01:30:04,275 --> 01:30:06,277 Maybe the pressure, the stress... 1004 01:30:12,033 --> 01:30:14,243 Please give me another chance. 1005 01:30:15,578 --> 01:30:17,830 Give me a chance 1006 01:30:18,706 --> 01:30:21,918 to choose you again, to choose 'us' as a family. 1007 01:30:25,004 --> 01:30:26,631 I know it's tough, 1008 01:30:26,756 --> 01:30:29,884 but this setback'll make us stronger in the long run. 1009 01:30:32,303 --> 01:30:34,889 I can't imagine my life without you. 1010 01:30:43,064 --> 01:30:44,941 How about if we get married? 1011 01:30:46,109 --> 01:30:48,402 We've been together 11 years. 1012 01:30:48,528 --> 01:30:51,322 We could get married in the south like you wanted, 1013 01:30:51,447 --> 01:30:53,407 with the kids and everything... 1014 01:31:01,958 --> 01:31:03,626 Please call me back. 1015 01:31:06,295 --> 01:31:07,630 I love you. 1016 01:32:18,242 --> 01:32:20,077 Daddy! - Hi, sweetie! 1017 01:32:21,204 --> 01:32:22,914 You OK? - Yeah. 1018 01:32:23,039 --> 01:32:24,790 Hey, Thom. - Hi. 1019 01:32:27,043 --> 01:32:28,544 You OK, son? 1020 01:32:29,712 --> 01:32:31,380 Why didn't you sleep at home? 1021 01:32:36,219 --> 01:32:38,512 Daddy needs some rest. 1022 01:32:40,014 --> 01:32:42,850 Grandma says you're a goddamn pig. 1023 01:32:44,143 --> 01:32:48,898 That you're a walking prick. - And an asshole. 1024 01:32:50,358 --> 01:32:52,526 Come inside, kids! 1025 01:32:52,652 --> 01:32:54,612 Just a sec! 1026 01:33:01,160 --> 01:33:05,539 I just came to tell you that I love you very much, OK? 1027 01:33:07,792 --> 01:33:09,210 Even when I'm not around, 1028 01:33:09,335 --> 01:33:11,170 even when I'm not with you, 1029 01:33:11,295 --> 01:33:13,631 I'm always thinking about you. 1030 01:33:13,756 --> 01:33:17,051 When'll you be back? - I don't know. 1031 01:33:19,178 --> 01:33:21,222 But I'll come visit you. 1032 01:33:22,181 --> 01:33:25,768 And we'll spend a weekend at Granddad's chalet soon. 1033 01:33:25,893 --> 01:33:27,937 Thomas, Mégane! 1034 01:33:28,062 --> 01:33:29,772 It's only been...! 1035 01:33:30,940 --> 01:33:32,233 Fine! 1036 01:33:32,358 --> 01:33:34,193 What an asshole! 1037 01:33:38,447 --> 01:33:40,032 Come here, son. 1038 01:33:42,785 --> 01:33:44,287 Harder, harder! 1039 01:33:55,172 --> 01:33:57,341 This is for you, Daddy. 1040 01:33:59,427 --> 01:34:01,053 Thank you, sweetie. 1041 01:34:08,894 --> 01:34:11,105 Dad, I've got soccer tonight, 1042 01:34:11,230 --> 01:34:12,815 but I don't feel like going. 1043 01:34:12,940 --> 01:34:14,608 Do I really have to? 1044 01:34:21,198 --> 01:34:23,284 You can quit if you don't like it. 1045 01:34:23,409 --> 01:34:25,995 For real? No more soccer? 1046 01:34:26,537 --> 01:34:28,247 No more soccer. 1047 01:34:38,883 --> 01:34:41,260 Please enter your password. 1048 01:34:41,969 --> 01:34:43,888 You've reached the Lupiens... 1049 01:34:44,013 --> 01:34:45,765 First new message. 1050 01:34:46,557 --> 01:34:47,725 Hi... 1051 01:34:47,850 --> 01:34:49,101 Hi, Isa. 1052 01:34:49,226 --> 01:34:52,688 I'm sorry, I... don't know what to say. 1053 01:34:52,813 --> 01:34:54,398 How about if we get married? 1054 01:34:54,982 --> 01:34:56,067 I... 1055 01:34:57,318 --> 01:34:58,778 I love you. 1056 01:35:10,748 --> 01:35:12,249 Message erased. 1057 01:35:12,375 --> 01:35:14,377 There are no more messages. 70149

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