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Where are you? - At work, why?

Thomas has soccer tonight, remember?

I know.

He says he won't go. - He's going!

Then you talk to him. - I'm not going!

Put on your soccer clothes this instant!

THE MIRAGE

Did we find a replacement for Sophie this weekend?

Uh-huh.

Texting your mom to come do your work?

But...? - No buts, get to work!

Excuse me? - Yes?

A bicycle for my wife... - They're in front.

Ask that guy over there. - The one on the phone?

Yep, the one on the phone...

Could you help this man, David?

Charlène... - Hi.

Help Sandrine close up, OK? - Sure!

You can finish that tomorrow.

Stop fooling around, Simon!

It's just a joke! - Except it's not funny.

A bit funny... - Not really!

You gotta be kidding me!

Hey, Pat!

You gotta sponsor our annual golf tourney again!

Sure thing, gimme a call!

Enough's enough!

Thomas! - Hello!

For the last time, get dressed or you'll be late for soccer!

Mégane, sweetie, for the last time,

don't leave your bike in the middle of the driveway.

Yeah, yeah! - Yeah, yeah!

Could you be any later? - The traffic was nuts!

Some idiot stopped short, my car's dented...

What's cooking? - That's the kids' lunch!

But I'm starving!

Leave that!

Hey, you'll break it!

Move aside!

Thomas!

For the last time, come down here!

Patrick!

You talk to him, I give up. - Deal with it!

I've tried, but we're already late.

Help me out here!

Thom!

Stop yanking your mom's chain!

Come down or no more Xbox!

But...! - No buts!

But...! - Are you deaf or something?

So are you working Thursday and Friday night?

Looks like it.

Mégane starts swimming classes on Friday night.

Isn't she taking dance and piano?

And Thomas has soccer on Tuesday and Thursday.

I know, I know!

And remember to buy sunblock. - We have plenty at home!

We're out.

Otherwise they'll get 3rd-degree burns at day camp.

Thomas is going to Mathieu's birthday party on Saturday.

And Mégane is going to Élisabeth's on Sunday.

So we'll need to buy them birthday gifts.

Those kids have too many friends!

And Thomas needs his braces adjusted.

It'd be fun to go to the amusement park!

The amusement park is so tacky!

It may be tacky to you,

but the kids just love it.

It really works? - Just five laser treatments!

Look!

I should really try that! - Yeah!

You put it in, press a button, and it cuts the orange in half.

You place the two halves in the juice bowl...

Let's go, son! - Then the extraction begins...

Don't look at me! Follow the ball!

Hence the name Extractor... - The ball's over there!

It's just amazing! - You already told me.

But it makes the best orange juice you'll ever taste!

You realize it's just orange juice?

But the way it extracts the juice...!

It's like it was reinventing orange juice!

You can get 12 different kinds at the grocery store!

No pulp, medium pulp,

lots of pulp, choking-level pulp...

But the taste is important too!

It's straight from the orange to your glass.

The juice doesn't spend months in cartons.

It tastes like Florida! - But what a hassle!

You need to clean the machine afterwards...

But the taste is so...

Fresh?

Yes, obviously.

But it's the kind of freshness that's... unctuous.

That's it, it unctuates the juice!

'Unctuates'?

Do we have plans for Saturday night?

Don't think so. - We got a dinner invite.

I'll bring you an Extractor. - You do that...

Great game!

Now hit the shower! - But...!

No buts! - Can I get a slushy?

No. - But...!

No buts!

You can make slushies with the Extractor...

Shut it, Mike!

Who's the prettiest girl in the whole world?

Me!

Daddy?

Yes? - Can I get the Xbox One?

No, we already have the Xbox 360.

Good night! - But the Xbox One is cooler!

OK, we'll talk about it when your birthday comes around.

With Kinect?

For your birthday! Good night!

I'd like to have the new iPad!

Not now, time for beddy-bye!

Good night.

Dad?

What?

Do I really need to go to the soccer game Thursday?

Yes, and so do I!

What are you eating?

My nutritionist sent over sautéed chicken with ginger.

Doesn't look too appetizing...

So how was your day?

I spoke to my mom...

Looks like I'll need to see my doctor again.

My antidepressants aren't working!

I bet they're why I gained weight!

Mom says some people have adverse reactions to Effexor.

A woman at my gym is taking Luvox.

She says it works well. And there's always Prozac...

You spend like crazy now that you're on sick leave, you know.

You have to admit... - No, I don't!

If I'd been in a car accident, you wouldn't say a word.

A burnout's the same, it's a kind of injury.

But if you'd totalled the car,

you wouldn't be out shopping all the time.

Is losing your sense of humour another adverse reaction?

$650 for a new filter? - It was busted!

It was almost new! It had a five-year warranty.

Three-year warranty.

They replaced the whole system, including the sand.

Where'd they get the sand? Dubai?

I should fill the pool with concrete and be done with it!

Sweetie...

A vacation might do us some good.

Why don't we all go to Cuba?

It's really cheap in summer.

Know why it's cheap? - Because it's deserted.

And why is it deserted?

Because there's plenty of sun,

watermelon and overcooked pasta right here!

But the weather is unpredictable here.

Our pool'll do just fine. Fuck Cuba!

There's plenty of new sand in our filtration system!

Want to make love?

10:45...

I guess so.

Sorry!

You OK? - Yeah.

You sure?

It's just that...

Mom thinks I don't get wet because of the Effexor.

You...

...talk about that to your mom?

Two dried-up women chatting away?

Honestly! - Just kidding!

Listen...

I'll help you.

Did you just yawn?

No.

You yawned.

It was a small yawn.

What?

Yawning while I'm going down on you?

It means I'm relaxed!

It's a complete turn-off! - Come on!

You're not sure? - It's not my fault!

It's just a $40,000 order!

We've being doing business for 10 years!

I know! - Then what's the problem?

I'm on your side, OK? - Good!

But the head office made it clear

you had to pay your arrears

before we can ship new stock to you.

I'm just a lowly pawn here!

Look at me.

Write me a check and I'll approve your order.

I'm gonna pay you guys! Stop panicking!

You owe us $200,000, Pat! - I know.

But back-to-school time is coming up.

I'll advertise in the papers, everything'll be fine.

But I need your hockey equipment and CrossFit line!

I'll ask them again.

Have I ever let you down? - You're so annoying!

You wear your dad's suit well. - Go to hell!

Only $1,500 and no more cellulite!

I'd love to try that.

Besides, my therapist says I should care for my body more.

Did you know we take better care of our cars?

Taste how fresh this is!

Not while you're drinking this $45 Beringer!

The juice'll ruin the taste.

But it's super fresh! - Stop with the milking machine!

'Your' milking machine, you owe me $39 for it!

No way I'm paying $39 for a juicer!

Wow!

It's really good. - The taste of sunshine!

Wow, Patrick! This is delicious!

Thanks. Thanks to Isa, that is.

She got me cooking lessons for Christmas.

I went with maki and sashimi making.

Yet you have your meals delivered?

While we're eating $82 worth of lobster,

Isabelle is spoiling herself!

Baked potatoes, broccoli and pine nuts,

courtesy of Bunny Gregg.

A dream meal!

As he likes cooking so much,

we spent some $45,000 renovating the kitchen,

but no time to use it.

I haven't had time yet!

But so far, it comes to $5,000 per meal...

$45,000 to make ham sandwiches and heat up shepherd's pie.

Get over it!

$45,000 plus the appliances, right?

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TORRUM SOFA

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4 SESSIONS

HAIRDRESSING APPOINTMENT

LYCON WATCH

THAI PEDICURE

Still planning on buying a chalet?

We already have a chalet. - Come on, that's a camper!

It's an amazing spot.

The kids just love it there!

It's so boring! - You loved it at first!

Yes, at first! But we've grown out of it.

And it's three hours from Montreal!

I didn't mean to stir up trouble.

You need a chalet, Pat! It's so relaxing.

Lots of 'em for sale in the Laurentians!

Double the mortgage, taxes... Very relaxing!

Roxanne, I couldn't help but notice.

Your breasts are just gorgeous!

It's true!

Thanks... - Your doctor did a great job!

Didn't he, though? Thanks, sweetie!

They look completely natural.

They really are gorgeous.

They feel real too! See for yourself.

No... - I don't mind! Michel?

Go ahead! - Go ahead, I don't mind.

You'll see what I mean. They're really...

$6,000.

They cost $6,000. - Not bad.

Peanuts!

But it kind of scares me.

Going under, the scars,

the thought of getting cut up!

Her doctor's an artist!

He's obviously the Mozart of cleavage!

Besides, the scar is minuscule.

You can barely see it.

Let me show it to you.

Wait a sec.

We're among friends, right?

Look away, guys! - We won't...

Especially you!

Don't look, I mean it!

I just want to show Isabelle.

It's really...

A woman has to feel good about herself to feel sexy.

If she has nice breasts, she'll feel beautiful!

She'll feel sexy.

I say there's a slut hiding in every woman.

You just have to find her!

Some of 'em are pretty well hidden.

Aren't those too big for you?

Boobs are like TV sets, they can never be too big.

You coming to bed?

Yep!

You coming to bed? - Be right up.

Hand me your laptop, I want to check tomorrow's forecast.

It's supposed to be nice out.

Then hand me your laptop. - The batteries are dead!

Forget about the stupid forecast.

Kiss me instead.

Put some passion into it!

It chafes! - Yeah, but...

The jacuzzi dries out my skin. - Fine!

What? It's not my fault!

And the pills only make it worse!

OK, lie back.

Oh yes!

Um...

Don't forget Thom's team photo shoot tomorrow, OK?

I won't forget.

Oh yes...

I... - What is it?

You OK? - I think it's a stray pube.

OK, got it.

No, still there!

Damn!

Whatever!

Shit!

Shit! - What?

I forgot to soak the tablecloth in OxiClean.

What?

A $200 tablecloth! Be right back!

I understand, Mr. Wagman,

but we've been operating here for 20 years.

I have no choice, Patrick.

We renovated the building,

we repaved the parking lot...

Yeah, but I have to pass that increase on to customers.

And I've got tons of new competition.

Supercentres, online shopping...

If I raise prices, I'm done for!

I've got competition too!

Listen, Mr. Wagman,

we've known each other a long time.

I need a break.

You look like your mind's racing!

I'm fine.

What's going on?

Is it Isabelle?

I thought she was doing better.

She was full of life the other night at dinner!

No, Isabelle's fine. - Good.

But it's a rough patch for us.

Happens to every couple, though!

Our rough patch was when Roxy slept with her ex!

She cheated on you with her ex?

A fling!

Over a lifetime, it's bound to happen.

We're in love, so we decided to look past it.

Wise decision.

Is business good?

Very good.

Summers are quieter,

but I've got big plans.

In fact, you must have a few thou set aside.

Selling braces to preteens must bring in the big bucks!

Why? You need a loan? - No.

But I've got this business opportunity.

You could come in with me.

No, I really can't.

Just a few thou...!

I can't.

It's nuts!

I'll earn $325,000 this year.

Roxanne'll earn around $120,000.

But after taxes, the mortgage,

the chalet in Magog,

the cars, the trips, the restaurants,

the clothes, school,

the damn donations to the damn charities

that think I'm loaded,

to which I keep donating so they'll keep thinking that...

Not much money left after that!

I'm reduced to spending the strict minimum.

How do the poor manage to make ends meet?

Beats me.

The school called again.

They're waiting on that cheque for Thomas's registration.

How much?

$4,500! I already told you.

Just to learn to make Popsicle stick pencil holders!

A trilingual school isn't cheap!

Just great!

He'll learn to be rude in three languages!

I've been mulling it over.

I think I'll get breast implants.

I don't really care what people'll say.

I'd like to feel beautiful.

I'd like you to find me beautiful too!

Do you think I should get implants?

What do you think?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Just look at my breasts.

What do you think?

They're nice.

You've always had nice breasts.

You find them gross!

I'm washed-out!

Think your ass is still round and firm? Please!

So now you're raking me over the coals...

Least we have that in common. - What?

We both hate my breasts. - Please, I never said that!

Would you like it if I had breasts like Roxanne's?

Of course not.

You got off on her breasts, huh?

They don't... look natural.

You don't find them too big?

Too big?

Breasts are like TV sets, they can never be too big!

I would never get them as big as Roxanne's!

They make her look slutty!

Though you seem to prefer the slutty look.

Hey, you were the one who said they were gorgeous!

Besides, Roxanne isn't my type!

She's too... I don't know...

She's too perfect.

You prefer them all fucked up? - No...!

She went out and got a boob job, not a PhD in nuclear physics!

If you want fake boobs too, we'll buy you some!

I knew it! - What?

You obviously want me to do it!

No, that's not what I...!

I love your breasts, I adore them!

Hello, breasts! I really love you!

Enough! - There!

But...

How much would it cost? A couple grand?

Yeah.

Can we afford it?

It's about priorities.

Thom should quit school so we can buy you boobs.

You're such a jerk!

Honey...!

Good night.

Good night.

There's a slut lurking in every woman.

I've learned to embrace mine.

This door will provide immediate access to the store.

Customers will no longer need

to come in through the shopping mall.

You have to agree it'll have a major impact on sales.

It'd be a big advantage indeed.

We should've done it a long time ago.

But the thing is,

the bank can't back you this time.

What do you mean, 'can't back me'?

The credit department rejected your loan application.

Come on, Alain,

we've been doing business together for years.

My store, my house, my investments...

But you have an outstanding debt on your inventory,

you took out a second mortgage on your house,

and you liquidated your RRSPs.

That leaves you with very little collateral.

Fuck!

You're a fucking bunch of crooks!

A fucking cooperative that won't fucking cooperate!

A fucking bunch of leeches!

Acting all sweet till we really fucking need you!

I didn't mean you personally, I meant the institution.

I understand. - But I'm still furious.

Come to dinner, Thomas!

It's rush hour around here. Call you back later, Mom.

Where were you?

You never answered your cell phone.

The battery's dead.

Can you get that?

The neighbours' son is selling chocolate bars.

I didn't have any cash on me when he came by earlier.

I was here earlier. - So I heard.

They're $10 each.

It's for our school trip to...

There's a phone message from our insurance rep.

You'll have to call him back.

That's the pool guy, he was waiting for you.

Stop that, sweetie, it's bad for your eyes.

Thomas!

You might need to change your door.

Turn down the TV, please!

Your pool needs shock treatment.

What?

Is anyone even watching TV? - Come eat, kids!

We just got a new filter!

Maybe it ran out of algaecide.

You could always convert to a saltwater system.

The neighbours did and they love it.

We should too. - Neighbour see, neighbour do...

Saltwater systems are really great.

Great, huh?

That your best sales pitch?

How much would it set me back?

About $2,000, equipment included.

$2,000? - You'll need a new filter.

Why not suggest it before we got the new filter?

How rude!

And couldn't you say hello when you come home from work?

Your skateboard, Thom!

Goddammit!

Fuck!

Fucking shit!

There's some shepherd's pie, if you're hungry.

Your wife made the appointment?

She's worried over nothing.

And what would be that 'nothing'?

She's making mountains out of molehills.

I'm just a bit tired. - How long have you felt tired?

It's been a while.

But it's only normal.

Do you feel more hostile or depressed?

I'm not hostile, just tired!

Just normally tired.

So I'm more irritable, that's all!

She says I don't express my feelings,

but she won't let me express my anger!

Isn't anger a feeling? - In a burnout situation...

...certain people...

...can become depressed and irritable.

I'm not depressed.

I'm not complaining about my lot in life.

Most people hate what they do for a living!

Right! Pills...

They'll help manage your hostility, anxiety and stress.

And they'll help get my store out of the red,

make my wife want to screw every night,

and make the kids brush their teeth without being asked!

I'll take three crates!

You may be suffering from burnout, Mr. Lupien.

Who gives a fuck?

Visa, MasterCard, the banks...

They don't care if I'm suffering from burnout.

Who'll pay the bills if I stop working?

Not my wife, she's on burnout leave!

That little sneak thought of it first...

I'll take an option on cancer, to be on the safe side.

Sorry,

but a burnout is a luxury I simply can't afford.

Great spot to get married, huh?

We should take the kids during their school break.

It's only $2,500 per person. - Not bad!

We should all go together.

It could be fun!

We could play golf, tennis...

Since when do you play tennis? - I started playing again.

I really love it. - She's good!

We should play. - He's good too!

I'll crush you!

There appears to be a problem with your credit card.

No, still not working.

OK, charge $75 to that card,

$75 to this one,

and I'll pay the rest in cash.

Well, we're here!

This is the Swingers club!

Swingers club? - The brothel from the news?

It's not a brothel!

There's a swingers' section,

but we can have a drink like in any bar.

You can't be serious!

I can't do an orgy, I'm all bloated!

And I didn't shave!

Not that I would necessarily shave for an orgy...

Please! Nobody's gonna rip your clothes off!

Come on, it'll be fun.

We're not going, right? - Just for one drink!

Come on, follow me.

Aren't you curious?

You like shopping at Costco, sweetie.

Just think of this as the Costco of sex!

Nobody'll bother you here. - I know.

Have you guys been here often?

Maybe two or three times?

Still!

Have you done everything...? - No...

Everything, everything...?

It came close at one point, but I chickened out.

Actually, we'd rather...

...do it with you guys. - Michel!

That was our little secret!

So it's true? - No...

You're such a blabbermouth!

Forget he ever brought it up. - Brought up what?

Too late now!

OK, the other night, to... - To get into the mood.

Honestly!

We started talking about which couple we'd swing with.

And then... we picked you!

But look, it was only...

Why'd you bring it up? - It was your idea!

You have to put things in context!

Which is that you have sexual fantasies about us.

Honestly! - Not quite!

I said I'd like to sleep with a woman.

You brought up the swinging! - 'Cause I want to participate!

We don't have those kinds of discussions!

Not really.

But Isabelle can give you a 10-day weather forecast!

You saying I'm boring? - No, I'm not saying that...

I'd be curious to sleep with a woman too, you know.

On the Women Channel... - Very scientific, I bet!

They said that most women were curious about it.

So I'm in the majority. - You ever kissed a girl?

No! - No?

And you have? - A couple of times.

It's no big deal these days!

I don't think I'd mind. - Not at all!

What?

More germs are spread by shaking hands than by kissing!

A kiss is harmless!

Very true. - Harmless.

Go on, French-kiss me! - No thanks, I'll pass!

You're a great kisser!

You too! - Really?

Instead of wasting our time here,

why don't the four of us go rent a hotel room?

'Why don't we go rent a hotel room'!

Why are you so afraid of trying new things?

You didn't mind locking lips with Roxanne!

I never said that! - Come on!

You said you were curious!

It was just a sexual fantasy!

Screwing two or three women isn't real life, idiot!

No? Then tell me what real life is!

You know what I mean!

No, I don't! What is it!

Is this real life?

I don't know! Us, here...

So real life is having a bath, a pool and a goddamn jacuzzi.

A bowl of warm water, hot water, and really fucking hot water!

Not the jacuzzi again! You said you wanted one too...

And I guess I wanted a fridge with an in-door icemaker too!

You don't even use it 'cause the ice tastes like shit!

A $750 coffeemaker, but you don't drink coffee!

Fuck!

And you absolutely wanted a fucking slow cooker!

It's been stewing somewhere in this kitchen

for the last three years!

That's real life!

Real life...

What do you think would make me feel better?

Having my semen extracted by two women,

or a goddamn fucking juice extractor?

Mommy!

Mommy!

Mégane's got dance class tomorrow.

Her leotard's drying in the basement.

I'm not a pervert, I'm just a man.

Nonetheless,

your spouse found some 100 porn sites on your computer.

Yes, I jack...!

I masturbate about twice a week.

Yes, to get to sleep,

fantasizing about other women helps to relax me.

Yes, I'd love to screw my girlfriend's BFF,

and no way I'll die without having had a three-way!

Yes, 80% of men think like me, so worry about the other 20%!

And yes, I fantasized about screwing you on your desk!

Not very original. - Exactly!

Tell that to my girlfriend.

Great going, son!

Dad, I don't feel like playing soccer anymore.

We've already gone over this. You finish what you start!

But it's boring!

You can't always do what you want in life.

YOU'RE LATE. WHERE ARE YOU?

BEHIND YOU.

Is Isabelle going back to the hospital soon?

She seems much better. - I don't know...

She doesn't really talk about it.

To be honest, we're not talking about much these days.

It's been tense between us.

But every couple goes through that.

I guess.

But Isabelle said the chalet was a go.

It'll do her a world of good!

And I have the perfect property.

It's a slope-side chalet.

Isabelle loves to ski, right? - Yes, good idea.

But if it works out, call me directly.

If it doesn't work out, she'll get upset,

what with her burnout and all...

No problem, we'll do it that way.

In any case,

I hope Michel realizes how lucky he is to have you!

Thank you!

My credit cards don't work. - What?

I was at the hairdresser's, my credit cards were refused.

Maybe I forgot to pay them.

Honestly!

I looked like a complete fool!

What can I say? I forgot! - We're OK, right?

Money is tight, but we're OK, right?

Yes... We're OK. - 'Cause...

Wait a few days to use your cards,

till the payment goes through.

What were you doing?

Paperwork. - On Facebook?

I was on Facebook making sure the staff wasn't Facebooking.

I'll go pay my hairdresser.

Hi. - Hi.

Your wife sure is beautiful. - She just had her hair done.

Jeez!

I mean...

THERE'S A MIXED DOUBLES TOURNEY AT LAVAL U. THIS WEEKEND.

I'LL BE IN QUEBEC CITY FOR STORE PURCHASES.

DO I SIGN US UP?

IMPOSSIBLE. I'VE GOT 2 OPEN HOUSES IN BROSSARD.

BUT I ADORE QUEBEC CITY!

NO PROBLEM, I'LL CALL EUGÉNIE BOUCHARD.

I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU...

LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING YOU.

Charlène,

there's a sales meeting in Quebec City this weekend...

I'll need a girl's perspective for next year's orders.

A girl's perspective?

For trends and stuff.

Would you like to come with me?

To Quebec City? Together?

Well, yes... - Yes, cool!

Sorry. - That's OK.

Thank you, Mr. Lupien. - 'Patrick.'

Patrick. Thank you. - You're welcome.

There you go! - Thanks.

Sorry, I'd really asked for two beds.

I'm tiny, I promise not to rub up against you.

This wasn't some ploy!

Of course not!

I'm off to my meeting. Be back soon.

Hello, gentlemen. - Hi, Patrick!

How about a drink? - No thanks, I'm good.

Let's go talk over there. - Sure.

After you.

So how are you? - Great! You guys?

During these sales meetings,

we like to sound out our franchisees,

see how we can improve things...

And make sure lines of communication are open.

Everything's fine on our end, though it's been a slow year.

But we'll pull out all the stops this fall.

Listen, Patrick,

there's no easy way to say this.

We know about your situation with your suppliers.

That'll all be settled soon.

Word gets around, Patrick.

I know word gets around.

I was going to bring it up.

'Cause I know in the past

you've financed franchisees who were having trouble...

Like we did with you?

You owe us $150,000 for the winter collection.

It's been 18 months. - Plus two years of unpaid dues.

Yet your sales figures are fine!

Where's the money going?

The money...!

Got a drug problem, gambling...?

No, you're way off!

Things'll pick up!

You've always been a good rep.

But nowadays,

you gotta be sharper and more aggressive.

In the retail business, you have to innovate,

be forward thinking.

What is this anyway?

You can't close down Sport Plus, it's an institution for us.

No, but it'll change names.

We want to focus on outdoor activities.

That's a brilliant idea!

There's lots of demand for that, because of the mountain nearby.

With a new manager.

Patrick...

We're seizing your franchise. I'm sorry.

Taking away my store?

That's how you're helping me?

You can't do this to me, guys.

I've got two kids, my wife's on burnout leave...

Pat!

Yep!

The appliance worked well.

You're ready for braces now, Thomas.

Wasn't that $2,000 appliance supposed to spare him braces?

No, to prepare him for braces!

Right... - Come on!

A teen with crooked teeth?

It's bad for their self-esteem. You know how cruel teens can be!

You'd actually be saving on future shrink bills!

I'll do it for you at cost,

which comes to about $2,800.

Wait till your mom finds out

your mouth gobbled up one of her implants!

See how his front teeth push forward

while the rear ones push back?

While the bank is on my back! - Boohoo, big shot!

Open wide, Thomas.

MEET ME AT 6:30? 4840 BOIS-FRANC, ST-SAUVEUR. XX

All done!

OK, time to go.

I need to get back to the store.

Where are you off to?

I'm meeting Mr. Wagman.

I can't pay the rent increase,

so we're checking out a new location.

Hi, Colette!

Yes, we're doing fine.

Yes, he's still working hard.

No, everyone's doing great.

Just a sec.

What're you doing?

He'll call you back after he finishes shaving his balls!

Shaving your balls for the landlord?

Do I really need to justify myself?

Do I need permission to shave my balls now?

You'll really stoop to anything to lower your rent!

Hi! Come in! - Hi.

I'm so stoked you came! - Me too.

Amazing, huh?

It's gorgeous! - Isn't it, though?

And so are you! You're stunning!

Thanks! You too! - Thanks.

This'll be perfect for Isabelle.

Yeah, it's totally her.

Come see the deck!

It'll be heaven when they finish Phase II.

Look how big it is!

It's facing the mountain,

and soon there'll be a big saltwater pool.

I heard those were pretty cool.

I'll say!

How much? - Cheap.

$465,000, but I can bring it down to $425,000.

Not bad. - Come in!

The living room comes with a propane fireplace.

Propane is so practical! No more firewood.

Here are three bedrooms and two bathrooms.

This one's very spacious.

Full bath, shower...

Now that's a big shower!

There's the washer/dryer nook.

And two smaller bedrooms over here.

They'd be perfect for the kids!

Thomas on one side, Mégane on the other.

They can decide.

Wait till you see the upstairs. It's something else!

The mezzanine! - Oh yeah!

Beautiful, huh? - Very!

Look at that. - Amazing view.

And it's so well-ventilated here.

Here's the master bedroom.

The bathroom...

And I just love this room.

The kids could use it as a playroom.

Great idea!

Sorry, I have to take this.

Don't worry about it!

Yes, yes...

Yes, I know. Tomorrow...?

For 1:30?

Is 1:30 OK?

No problem, tell him I'll be there.

I need to go to Boucherville first,

but I'll be there on time.

Perfect, then.

Sorry about that! - No problem.

Here. - What're you doing?

It's happy hour.

Where'd you find these? - In the fridge!

At $425,000, they can throw in two beers!

Cheers. - You're sick!

Well, how do you like it?

Very cool.

Yeah? - Yeah.

You're so beautiful! - Stop it...

Did you change anything? Working out more...?

Not really. - You're really very beautiful.

Are you coming on to me or something?

Maybe a bit.

I was watching you walk... You're in great shape!

Thanks.

And business-wise, you seem to be on top of things.

And you keep getting more beautiful with age.

Are you kidding me or what?

I don't know...

You?

Hey...

Are you doing what I think you're doing?

That depends on what you're thinking.

Well... No.

I don't think it's such a good idea.

Don't you think Michel does this with his employees too?

What?

These things happen! - I know, but...

Look...

It could be our little secret.

Don't you find the idea exciting?

I don't know...

It's sort of like partner-swapping.

But it's just the two of us!

I know you want to.

Sorry, Patrick, I just don't feel like it.

Roxanne! - I don't like this...

We both know there's something between us.

No, stop!

Stop it, Patrick.

I told you to stop, Patrick.

I told you to stop!

Stop it! Stop it!

Fucking stop it, Patrick!

What the hell are you doing?

I told you to stop three times!

Go home, Pat!

What the hell was that?

I'm sorry... - Just go away! Now!

This is nuts, Roxanne... - Go or I'll call the police!

Fucking get lost!

Man...!

I'M SORRY. PLEASE CALL ME BACK.

PLEASE!!!!!!

Hi. - Hi.

Where's your mom? - Outside.

Don't you come near me!

Go away!

Isa... - No!

Get out of my sight!

Just let me explain. - What's there to explain?

You're a goddamn sicko!

And with my best friend!

What about the kids? What about me?

How could you? Go away!

I can't stand the sight of you! Go away!

How long have you been hung up on her anyway?

I'm not hung up on her! - You tried to jump her bones!

It's not about that. - About what, then?

What's it about, then?

It's... - What?

I...

It's this. - What the hell do you mean?

This, this! - What?

All this!

11 years with the same person, 20 years at the same job!

What's the point?

Our goddamn 'real life'

consists in picking up fucking pool toys all day!

Why do you care? You're never here!

Only because I'm stuck in a store I absolutely hate!

So now you hate it?

I do, but it pays for all our useless junk.

$500 to exterminate the ants in the kitchen,

then you want an outdoor kitchen where there's tons of ants!

It was your dream to own a store!

Not anymore! - That's new!

No, it's not!

I stuck it out because it was the responsible thing to do.

Why not switch jobs?

It's not that easy! We needed the money.

Think your burnout was easy for me?

Do you think it was easy for me?

I never said it was! I'm talking about me here!

Do I have to pay someone to listen to me?

It's always about you! My burnout is your problem!

In a way, yes.

Then what better reason to grab Roxanne's big boobs!

Fucking sicko!

Always thinking about your prick!

If you'd thought about it more,

I could've thought about it less.

Go to bed, son.

Isa...

Don't come in here, I don't want to see you!

Go away!

We're bankrupt! - What the hell do you mean?

I'm mean we're bankrupt. - So now we're bankrupt too?

I lost the store, maybe even the house...!

Why didn't you say anything?

I thought we were a team...

Why didn't you say anything?

You can't be serious?

I kept telling you, you didn't listen.

But you're always complaining!

About everything!

How was I supposed to know things were that bad?

Why didn't you say anything?

I was ashamed.

You're too goddamn proud!

Go away. You've gone too far.

And about my burnout...

At first I thought it was the job.

But I know the problem is us.

What 'us'?

We haven't been a couple in a long time.

We're parents. - You really feel that way?

When was the last time we did anything together?

Think you're the only one with doubts?

The only one who thinks our life is crap?

The only one who thinks we'd split up if not for the kids?

Isa...

The worst part is,

I don't want the kids to grow up and leave.

'Cause I can't bear the thought of being stuck alone with you!

Just go!

I don't want to see you anymore!

Collect your things and go!

You've reached the Lupiens.

Dad's at work and we're keeping Mom to ourselves.

Hi...

Hello, Isa.

It's me.

I tried your cell phone, but there was no answer, so...

I'm sorry, I... don't know what to say.

Besides I'm sorry.

And that I've been an idiot.

I don't know what got into me.

Maybe the pressure, the stress...

Please give me another chance.

Give me a chance

to choose you again, to choose 'us' as a family.

I know it's tough,

but this setback'll make us stronger in the long run.

I can't imagine my life without you.

How about if we get married?

We've been together 11 years.

We could get married in the south like you wanted,

with the kids and everything...

Please call me back.

I love you.

Daddy! - Hi, sweetie!

You OK? - Yeah.

Hey, Thom. - Hi.

You OK, son?

Why didn't you sleep at home?

Daddy needs some rest.

Grandma says you're a goddamn pig.

That you're a walking prick. - And an asshole.

Come inside, kids!

Just a sec!

I just came to tell you that I love you very much, OK?

Even when I'm not around,

even when I'm not with you,

I'm always thinking about you.

When'll you be back? - I don't know.

But I'll come visit you.

And we'll spend a weekend at Granddad's chalet soon.

Thomas, Mégane!

It's only been...!

Fine!

What an asshole!

Come here, son.

Harder, harder!

This is for you, Daddy.

Thank you, sweetie.

Dad, I've got soccer tonight,

but I don't feel like going.

Do I really have to?

You can quit if you don't like it.

For real? No more soccer?

No more soccer.

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Hi...

Hi, Isa.

I'm sorry, I... don't know what to say.

How about if we get married?

I...

I love you.

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