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Ladies, welcome to this week's meeting
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of the Literary Ladybugs.
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Last month's discussion
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of The Poisonwood Bible was wonderful.
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Oh, I'm still thinking about it.
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The wife character.
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Oh, Orleanna--
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Orleanna Price.
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Yeah she was so strong.
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But so fragile.
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All those years in her husband's shadow.
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Oh.
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Should I read the Bible-Bible,
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now that I've read The Poisonwood?
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Oh, I wouldn't bother, the
female characters are terrible.
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Don't sleep on Salome.
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Oh, Blaine, you are my
gift that keeps giving.
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Just call me the snack man.
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He is a snack.
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Yes, thank you Blaine,
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just don't be distraction to sweet Lenora.
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No boys allowed?
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How come he gets to play?
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Edwin designs costumes for the Met.
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Not a distraction.
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He looks
pretty distracted to me.
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Anyway, I got your emails
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that some of our recent
books were too long.
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Which brings us to our latest read,
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Anna Karenina, SparkNotes.
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- Yes.
- I couldn't put it down.
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Beautiful summaries.
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Did you see the index?
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Oh, I didn't.
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Candice, the font is so beautiful.
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Um.
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Nathan, you snuck up on us.
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You all know my delicate son, Nathan.
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Hey.
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And say hi to Debbie.
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Hey, Nathaniel!
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Hi Debbie.
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What did he say?
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You're looking extra pale, honey,
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let's remember the Vitamin D.
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What the hell is this?
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Our book club.
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The Literary Ladybugs.
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Formerly known as the Babes in Bookland.
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Soon to be known as The
Spine-Al-Taps, that was mine.
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Is there any reason
why you're in the middle
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of my living room?
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Our living room.
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I told them it was all right.
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Thanks so much Blaine.
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You got it.
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So, you decided to
monopolize my space once again.
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Well, I'm sorry we're
in your space, honey,
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but you know our townhouse.
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No matter which floor you're on
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there is no good light for another hour.
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And I can't be trusted in the dark.
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You all having wine?
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Hey, the more the merrier.
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I disagree, actually.
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They're having wine, Roger!
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How about you let the woman
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who paid for your apartment
use it as she pleases?
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Can you all see me?
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I mean, I think I should lean in.
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Can you see me if I-
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Roger, you were wrong, I need to lean in!
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What happened to my clothes?
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Oh, Blaine spilled his
Hoegaarden on my blouse.
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And you could see my brassiere.
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I certainly couldn't attend book club
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with an exposed brassiere, right, Blaine?
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Can you imagine my attending book club
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with an exposed brassiere?
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Okay, well, all my clothes are wet.
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Just borrow some of my clothes.
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That's so nice Blaine, do
you have a child's medium?
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Go digging, buddy.
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I'm telling you girls,
Blaine could fix a light bulb
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if it shattered.
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Well you could shatter my heart.
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I will if you're not careful.
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Let's begin.
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What was your initial reaction
to Anna Karenina SparkNotes?
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Did it draw you in right
from the beginning,
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or did it take some time?
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You know what I loved?
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That character list...
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- Ooh!
- Those Russian names though?
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It's too long.
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But so beautiful to look at.
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Yes.
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Anyone need more wine?
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Whoa, twist my arm.
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I was really getting into it.
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Anna was having that gorgeous
affair with Count Vronsky
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and then she kills herself?
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I am so tired of character
synopses that end like that.
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Yeah I was really
invested in Anna's affair
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during the summaries of
the first five parts,
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and then, you know I started skimming,
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and then...
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I lost track.
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Are you gonna finish that?
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And why is it, the moment
she gets some action,
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she kills herself?
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Oh I don't know, let's see,
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because it was written by a man?
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I hate men.
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Look, after I left Bruce,
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oh Nancy you don't know this.
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After I left Bruce, I went
on a full sexual walkabout.
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Slept with at least a dozen
men in the tri-state area,
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and some in New England.
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Look at me.
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Not dead yet.
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Wow.
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Where'd he go?
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Bruce sells auto parts in Toledo.
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Oh God, that is so sad.
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Uh, no, where's my boyfriend?
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Which one, me or Walker?
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Who's Walker?
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I don't know a Walker.
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Oh, speaking of walkabouts,
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he's the guy Nate slept with.
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Nathan!
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Why are you telling them this?
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Luke could never lie to me.
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I could never lie to Ellen.
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And you wanted to talk about that here?
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This is where you wanted to discuss it?
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This is a discussion circle.
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Can someone tell me where we are?
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Because I can't find what
page, I just can't find it.
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What's wrong with you?
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Ooh, someone hand him a glass of wine.
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I don't want wine.
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No, just an open relationship.
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So that's why you
wanted to wear my clothes!
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Is my face flushed?
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We can change the subject,
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but whoops, cat's out of the bag.
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Nate's sleeping with Walker.
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They got all sweaty and
they did it all night.
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Thank you for inviting me.
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Now, this is actually fabulous,
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and we can use this as an opportunity--
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Yes, yes, it's just
like Anna's complacency
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with Karenin and her
deep-rooted desire for Vronsky.
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And don't get me started on
Kitty's appetite for Vronsky,
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launching her into a union with Lëvin,
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thereby confusing feminine
subservience with happiness.
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For real.
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You got all that from the SparkNotes?
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Well darling, the print is so large.
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Why don't you go warm up the bed?
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Now, let's turn to the study guide.
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Does anyone have the page number?
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52!
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Thank you, Nancy.
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Now in discussing
Anna's, well, walkabout--
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Okay, I'm not sleeping with Walker.
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Yes, I mean, I was with...
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But actually in terms of--
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Honey, why don't you join the circle?
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No, I'm not joining the circle.
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That is such a Prince Stepan
Arkadyevich Oblonsky thing
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to say.
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It so is.
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Nathaniel, I'm quite
impressed with your exploration.
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I've always encouraged my
own children to do the same.
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With Lacy and Logan it was much harder.
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I could never get them to
leave their little tree house.
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What they did up there all
those nights we'll never know.
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But Luke, I hope you've been
able to explore as well.
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Yeah, I should probably cut back.
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Especially since you've
only been with the one.
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Cut back?
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Well, to be fair, I've
only had actual sex with...
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Wait, hold on.
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You don't know the number?
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Well, are we counting
oral, ass play, fetish
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and my slaves, or I--
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Ladies, play close attention.
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Because this connects right
back to Vronsky's racehorse.
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Mom, be quiet.
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Nathan, in the Literary Ladybugs,
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we use discussion phrases
like, "in addition to that",
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or "taking a contrasting"--
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I'm not in your book club.
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Not with that tone, you're not.
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Why don't you have some wine, Nate?
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Thank you.
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Ooh, it's been a week.
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I thought we agreed to try
this out and see how we feel.
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If I knew you were going to
sleep with half of Manhattan--
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Don't slut-shame me.
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Don't slut-shame him.
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You were saying?
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Now does group sex count as one,
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or do I count each individual?
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Oh my God, I'm gonna lose my mind.
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Let's focus back in.
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Part seven, Anna's death.
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Too sad, right?
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Mom, no one wants to
hear from you right now!
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Don't talk to her like that.
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Thank you Luke.
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Of course, of course you
take each other's side,
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like always.
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Is anybody on my side, or am
I just like, completely alone?
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I am never not on your side.
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Well it doesn't feel that way
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for somebody who's always
here but I have no privacy,
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and I barely have a boyfriend
unless you count the guy
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who screws anything that moves.
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- That's my son.
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And I feel like I am about
to burn down this apartment
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if you do not give me the details.
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So how many guys, Luke, I want a number.
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Who cares?
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You slept with Walker, you had your fun.
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We stopped halfway through!
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You still went out with him!
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Because you told me to!
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Boys, this is not in the SparkNotes.
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Mum, shut up!
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Walker was one guy and
you went out with what?
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20?
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Or 30?
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Okay, ladies, why don't we reschedule?
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Yeah, yeah, that is the best news
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that I have heard all day.
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Right, so more on
Anna Karenina next week.
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Anna Kare-
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Oh my God, I bought the wrong book.
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I'm so sorry, everyone.
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Trish, Nancy.
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No, no, no, no, this is a good thing.
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Because now, you're finally
getting the hell out of my life.
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And now, maybe, you can finally
have a life of your own!
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Nate.
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You are my life.
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And you don't think that's a problem?
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This is the biggest
mistake I've ever made.
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Call her later when you cool down.
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No, no, no.
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You are the biggest
mistake I have ever made.
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You don't care about me.
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You make me feel like
you have all the answers,
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and I have none,
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so you concoct this open
relationship bullshit
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as a way to push me away,
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because actually you don't care about me.
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So how many guys did you fuck?
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Please tell me, I really wanna know!
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Just give me a number!
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Zero.
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