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I like your arm.

Just this one?

Yeah, yeah just the right one.

This one's great.

What's wrong with the left?

Nothing, nothing.

That's a good arm, that's a really good arm, too.

I just, I prefer the right.

What can I say? I'm right handed,

so that's the one I--

Oh you dirty boy.

Write with, I journal a lot and write down my dreams.

Is this okay?

Yes, it's so good.

I feel so relaxed right now.

I can stop, or?

No I don't want...

I mean, I think you're really cool.

I think you're cool, too.

No, no.

I'm a lot of things.

I'm smart, I'm loyal.

I look like an elderly child,

but cool, uh.

Sorry, Nate.

I think you're cool.

You're just going to have to deal with that.

But, should we like, do stuff?

Um, I think that's up to you to decide

'cause I'm not the one with the...

Oh, yeah.

Usually I wouldn't with someone who's attached,

but my therapist, may she rest in peace,

said I need to work on being more adventurous.

Oh, my God, same.

I mean, mine is alive, but yes, adventurous,

so I thought about planning a vacation.

Really? Where you going?

Nowhere, but I thought about it.

Should I get a condom, or?

Uh, well, if we're gonna?

Oh, okay.

Yeah, yes.

But then like what do I tell Luke?

Um, I'm gonna let you figure that one out yourself.

No, you're right

and I won't make it a thing,

I'll just be like

"Hey, I want you to know I had a good time with Walker".

Good for you, babe.

Yeah, like we started with some very

gentle hand stuff,

then we like moved down to the wrists,

then uh oh here come the elbows.

Tell you what.

Why don't you spare me the rest of the details?

I thought you wanted to know this stuff?

Well, maybe we shouldn't ruin the mystery.

So like a don't ask, don't tell kinda policy,

except inclusive of gays?

There's really no right or wrong way to do this.

It's sort of up to us

and I feel like at this particular moment in time,

I don't really need to know the specifics of

where his hands were, you know?

But, shouldn't we have some ground rules

and like communicate?

Come on, mystery is sexy.

The Hardy Boys, Sherlock.

I feel like there are certain things that

we shouldn't be doing with other people that have to

be sacred and just for us, right?

Sometimes I wish you were more like Rusty.

Right, so that's an example of something you shouldn't say out loud.

He was easy, no push back, barely any opinions.

And sure he was a little dim,

but I'd tell him to smell my feet,

and he'd say.

How long?

That's what I like to hear.

At least 60 seconds. I'll time it.

Yes, sir.

Deep breaths. I want everyone to know who you belong to.

Can I just say--

Oh, the slave wants to speak.

Just a few words, sir.

Make it fast before I get the duct tape.

I would just like to say

thank you for allowing me this, sir.

You're welcome, slave.

I honestly do not know what I'd do without you.

I know, you would be lost.

You're beautiful.

From most angles, I agree.

And kind.

And generous.

And have fancy friends.

I am your fancy friend.

I just got a paid partnership with Aquafina.

Yes I know this, but Aaron, he's got--

What about him?

Isn't it true he knows Laura Dern?

Yeah sure, she's really nice.

Does she ever text you?

Can we talk about something else?

Why, what's wrong?

I just feel weird about this party.

Maybe we should have gone.

Why would you want to see those guys?

Maybe we could be friends?

Friends with Luke?

He's not even my master.

Wait, what?

Nothing. They're just assholes who probably want to

show off their fancy apartment.

Nate's not like that.

Do you still have a thing for him?

No, no way.

Because it kind of sounds--

I like being with you.

You're gorgeous, you're fun.

I'm not a slave.

Okay.

You got these big strong shoulders

and strong hands.

Nate just had clammy hands.

I can wash them.

It's okay, I like your clammy hands.

Really?

Because you're my little clam.

And you're very expensively linguine on which it sits.

I am honored.

Yeah, yeah you should be.

I get scared sometimes. Of how great you are.

You're great, Nate the great.

No, but I mean you're like handsome and successful,

and I'm like nothing next to you.

Nate.

You're like my favorite person in the entire world.

I wish I could say sorry to you.

For what?

If I screw up, are you still going to love me?

Every single day.

Oh my God.

Honey, when was the last time you washed these sheets?

Why are you in my bed?

You're never too old to cuddle with your mother.

Get out.

Your father's out of town so pick a matinee,

take your suit to the cleaners,

and I bought you 600 units of dental floss!

Ahhh!!

We're not touching, why would we be?

I agree, there's no reason to touch.

That's right. I'm not touching you so hard.

Oh, my God. Please keep not touching me.

Exactly, don't put your hands all over me.

Yes, let me not feel your flesh!

Hold on, let me catch my breath.

What can I say?

I'm an artist in the bedroom and a whore at my easel.

Fuck yeah, Luke's mom.

Yeah baby, I eat grain.

Wait, wait.

You know this has been like the most important

relationship in my life.

I thought I knew what love was and then I met you.

Stuff my cotton tail!

I don't want to have sex right now.

Nate.

What?

We haven't done it since, yesterday.

Well, I'm not Rusty.

And, I'm not Aaron.

I'm well aware.

What's that supposed to mean?

It means you're Luke. And I chose Luke.

What about Walker?

You gonna choose him?

Are you?

I can't.

Oh, that's okay.

I'm sorry.

No, did I do something?

You did nothing.

Oh, okay, good note.

Well, if you give me another chance, I promise to

be more... aggressive.

No, you did nothing wrong.

I just...

This isn't...

I'm sorry, it just isn't.