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Hey, sleepy heads.
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You just love being in bed with me.
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What a night, huh?
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Uneventful, really.
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You know I'm so used
to my place being trashed
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after a party, but it's
so clean out there.
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Was that your mom?
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Legends has it she was
vacuuming at my bris.
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Well, I made coffee, recycled beans,
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save our whooping cranes.
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And Nate, I'm so sorry about your soup,
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but I want you to know I tried it anyway
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because I am a good friend like that.
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Wow, that's really nice of--
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It was so bad.
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So, so bad.
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Like you cooked it in an old diaper genie,
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left it outside for a couple of days,
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spilled it on the subway,
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kind of scraped it back in there.
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Thank you. Thank you.
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Thank you, Blaine.
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I'm also making
breakfast if you guys want any.
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Great, why don't you go finish that?
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Recycled eggs.
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We've all got to do our part.
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Did you ever hear from them?
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Who?
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Yeah.
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Yes, Aaron texted me, and
they couldn't make it.
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I'm sorry.
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For what?
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It was a great party.
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When I was talking to that guy--
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You mean Walker?
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You know him?
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Lacy said that Matilda heard
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that Jonno told Tyler that Isabelle saw
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that Walker favorited your tweet,
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so yes, I basically know him.
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Okay, well,
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I know it looked like--
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He's not hot, so
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it makes sense you'd hit it off.
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What does that mean?
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He's a journalist, he has 400 followers,
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but he's verified, you know the type.
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What'd you do, a background check?
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Yeah.
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I read his stuff too.
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He uses too many commas.
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Okay.
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Well, Blaine made
breakfast, so why don't we--
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Do you like him?
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Blaine?
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Walker.
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Do you like him?
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Because I don't judge.
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I mean, people can't help how they feel.
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Luke, why don't you just
join me in the kitchen
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and drink some coffee and
eat some recycled eggs
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because I don't think this is funny.
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You set four places?
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Yeah, someone
got lucky last night?
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Nope, Nate and I did not have sex.
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Couldn't find him.
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I'm right here.
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Roomies,
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I found myself a lady.
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You dog!
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Wait, is that what straight people say?
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You're asking the wrong--
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Yeah, I saw you two together last night.
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You were really hitting it off.
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Yeah, I was going to
ask her to join us, but--
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You just missed her.
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She's already gone.
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Yes, Blaine, we know, and we believe you.
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No, she's here.
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I'm sure.
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I just wanted to make sure
it was cool with you, Luke.
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Oh my God, did I tell
you, or did I tell you?
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You can stop trying to make
me feel jealous, Blaine.
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It's cute, but at this point,
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it's getting a little ridiculous.
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Is it a good
time for me to come out?
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Mom?
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I slept over.
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All night.
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Where's the girl?
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This is the girl.
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She's the girl.
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I'm a woman.
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Let's sit down.
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Don't tell me what to do.
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You did say that you don't judge
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and that people can't help how they feel.
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Not that I'm saying, but you did say.
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I don't know.
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Seat's cold.
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You see, I'm not wearing any pants.
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I have some sweatpants in
my room, if you'd like me to--
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Oh no, no.
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I like it.
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More coffee, champ?
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I'll kill you in your sleep.
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Luke.
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Stop it.
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You don't know Blaine like I do.
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In fact, I was just
learning about his father
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and his military upbringing.
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It reminded me of Walter
and how he passed.
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Dad died of cancerous moles.
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Yes, but he was militant
about not getting them checked.
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All right, well I think
I'm going to head out.
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Sit. Down.
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Luke, I want you to know,
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your mom is
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unbelievable.
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And flexible. After all these years.
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That's right, baby.
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Fun story.
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I started out as a modern dancer,
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but I switched to visual art
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after I accidentally punctured
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poor Susie Greenberg with my brooch.
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They said, "Lenora, you
cannot dance in a brooch,"
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to which I replied, "Then watch me paint."
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And the rest...
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Jesus fucking Christ.
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Is my-story.
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Our souls just found each other.
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It was right after I tried your soup,
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and I threw it up in the tub,
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and Lenora brought me a glass of water.
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She's amazing.
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I expect you two to be happy for me
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now that I've found love.
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Love?!
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I keep shouting it, too!
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Luke, do not deny me this.
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Most men are just jealous
of my early water colors,
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but not Blaine.
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He sees me as I see this.
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As a series of
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five...
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No.
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Six.
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No.
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Seven etchings.
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That's right.
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I am reclaiming my womanhood.
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Hear me roar.
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And if I don't have your support,
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I will forge ahead without you, I will,
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because you are looking at the woman
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AM New York called "Also With."
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so champion me or move out.
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This is my apartment.
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Oh yes, that's right.
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But if she moves in, we
could split the rent four ways.
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I'm not living with my mom.
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And I'm not living with Nate.
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Wait, what?
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We don't have to decide today.
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You fuck my mom?
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Yeah.
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You fuck my mom?!
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Luke!
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Blaine, beloved.
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Why don't we stop by the farmer's market
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like we discussed?
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Fresh strawberries
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and a seasonal sale on wicker baskets.
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We should try and beat the rush.
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That's a good idea.
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We both love baskets.
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Tequila
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at 11 AM.
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Okay.
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Man,
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what a shame Aaron and Rusty didn't show.
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With my mom and Blaine,
you and Walker, Tyler,
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because why not?
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We could've had a very confusing orgy.
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I know you're upset.
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Actually, not upset.
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Things are finally
starting to make sense.
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And you know what? You
should go out with him.
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Who?
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Walker.
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Because you're right.
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I don't judge.
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Aren't we exclusive?
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You like him, don't you?
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What?
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I haven't hooked up with anyone,
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and trust, I get offers daily.
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Check my DMs.
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Actually, no, don't.
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Okay.
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I mean, I want to hook up
with people all the time.
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Maybe I should. Maybe you should.
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Because people can't help how they feel,
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and my roommate just fucked my mom,
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so let's all just relax, shall we?
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So what? Now you want
an open relationship?
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What do you want?
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When I did that background
check, I got his number, too.
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What am I supposed to do with this?
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Call him.
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Hello?
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Hi, is this Walker?
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Yeah.
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Hi, this is Nate from last night.
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Hey! Hi.
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Hey. I got your number
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from my friend who has your number.
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I should have texted.
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That's okay.
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No, I'm skipping steps.
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I'm glad you called.
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How was the rest of the party?
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It was louder than I intended it to be.
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Ah, I hear you.
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Or actually I don't hear you
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because last night was too loud.
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Oh, he's got jokes.
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He's got jokes.
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So yeah, I left shortly after we talked.
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Yeah, another event or--
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No, it was just...
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Everyone was doing photoshoots all night.
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Oh, what? Why? That's so weird.
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Who would want that?
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Right? And that guy
even took our picture.
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Well, I can get us copies if you want.
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Like doubles?
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Remember when we used to get doubles?
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Yep. Yeah, I do.
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Yeah. Call up CVS. I want doubles.
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Okay. Okay.
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I was wondering,
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would you want to go out sometime?
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Really?
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Like as a--
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But first I should thank
you for coming to the party,
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the party that I threw
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with my boyfriend,
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and we are
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open,
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and we find Tyler energetic but difficult.
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Wow.
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Yeah, okay, look,
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I did not mean to mislead
you or throw you for a loop
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or lie to you, and if you
didn't want to go out with me,
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honestly, I would not even
blame you, no judgment,
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because people cannot help how they feel.
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Okay.
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Okay?
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Okay, I'll go out with you.
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I'll have to adjust my expectations,
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but maybe we could get some...
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Matzo Ball soup?
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I didn't say it. I was careful.
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No, you're great.
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Okay.
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Okay.
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