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- Aw!
- Yes, hi, welcome!
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- Hi, hi.
- Thank you for coming.
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Let's warm this party, am I right?
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I can't eat this, Ed
Sheeran wants me thin.
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Okay, well I hope
you splurge a little bit
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because I've been busy
as a bee in that kitchen.
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You do no cook.
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Soup. He's making soup.
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It's my specialty and I just can't wait
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to share it with you guys.
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Is that a photographer?
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Oh good, he's here.
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Mmm! Ansel!
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I can't be seen on the West Side.
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There is an Albanian Prince
trying to purchase her.
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Fix this.
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Ansel we are so glad you're here.
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We are ready to be photographed.
Also hi, how are you?
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Yeah, I'm thinking maybe
I'll lift up my shirt
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like 'what's that breeze?'
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Mmm, that's so hot.
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Thanks babe. All right
Ansel, work your magic.
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What is a picture?
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A thousand words, the courage
to make a single sound.
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The setting sun, my grandfather's eyes.
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Cool. Okay, so, I'm
thinking, um, maybe like
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I'm gonna kiss his cheek.
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You know what we need some drinks.
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Oh yeah, ooo, smart year, I agree, mmm.
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All right, work your
magic. One... two...
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Luke! Get over here!
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Three, take the picture.
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When the moment appears
my lens will guide itself.
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You know what, brb.
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Wait.
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Who did this look?
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Oh, I threw it together
from old napkins.
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Hi.
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Say it again.
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My mom died when I was a kid.
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You didn't
tell me he was so funny.
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Uh, Matilda, actually...
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You should do stand-up.
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Um, you know what, why don't
we leave Blaine alone.
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Maybe I should do stand-up.
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I know a producer. I-I
matched with him on Raya
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he's a Field Producer on
'16 And Pregnant' and, and
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he's a part-time Shaman.
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Uh, excuse us.
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Oh, by the way, I am making soup.
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Ah. Ah! How do you know the host?
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Oh I don't. I'm just
here to steal something.
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Ugh, if people want to
engage in heterosexuality
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behind closed doors
that's their business but
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don't shove it in our faces.
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Wait, who is she again? Matilda?
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No, Blaine, he's clearly
trying to make me jealous.
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At this point it's a little ridiculous.
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Ansel are you ready for us?
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You are why God created moonlight.
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I know!
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I'll get it.
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Hope you party animals are hungry.
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Mom, why.
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I even brought a cater waiter.
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Shrimp?
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Your mother insisted
Nathaniel. I would have been
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perfectly happy just
bringing my water colors.
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As if I wouldn't feed my kids.
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So we brought food and my water colors.
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Where shall I set up the portrait station?
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Okay, well, I'm-I'm making soup. So...
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No. No. Excuse me Miss.
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You know what I love about
him is how short his legs are.
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Hey. You're Luke's mom, right?
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I have heard so much about you.
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Whatever you've heard
is slander and lies.
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Did we really have to
invite Instagram models?
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Duh! That's how I got Ansel to come.
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Look, you know what,
we just have to like
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be cute and we will
organically find ourselves
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in a photo-op.
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I like that, yeah. Is this organic?
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Feels organic to me.
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Do you think Aaron and Rusty will come?
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What? What? I just mean-
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Yeah, we'll see, Nate.
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Shrimp?
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Oh honey, just give me a minute.
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Look at me: The Little Caterer That Could.
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Isn't this place adorable? Hate that rug.
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Anyway, the fruit is fresh from the stand.
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Santiago puts the good ones aside for me.
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And the meatballs...
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Luke?
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Tyler?
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Oh my God. I love New
York. You run into everyone.
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Are you following me?
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Darius and I are married now.
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And I'm gonna need you to accept that.
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I was invited.
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By who?
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Most people here have been inside of me.
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Mmm, Tyler. Is the cream working?
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Almost healed, girl.
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Oh my God, I have so much tell you.
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Darius and my house is the cutest.
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It's like one of those tiny houses
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except there are four of them.
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Oh, I got a new setting
powder. Look, no creases.
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Everyone's talking about it. Both coasts.
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I took a gender theory class
and I discovered something
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pretty big about myself. I hate learning.
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Oh my god, and
the biggest news of all.
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Darius and I are thinking of having kids.
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We're trying, as they say.
Oh my God, is that Ansel?
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Tyler, I love your vibe.
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Oh I love yours you dark bitch.
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So how are you? You look older.
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What did I say about noise?
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Oh shit, are we too loud?
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Shrimp?
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I-I'm so sorry Ruth. We
did leave you a note though.
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We slipped it under your
door a couple of hours ago.
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Yes I was sitting
quietly in my apartment
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reading the war section of
War and Peace, when I heard
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rustling beneath the door.
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You're angry about the rustling?
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We had an arrangement, Nate.
You respect our quiet hours
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and I send you pictures of
me taking a bubble bath.
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Yeah, you know, about those pictures...
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I want them back, Nate.
I want you to text me back
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every single picture
of my soaking wet body
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in a bath full of bubbles.
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I'm not sure that's how it works.
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Oh, now he's a genius
about bubble baths.
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Text me those pictures
and turn down your music.
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Yes, of course, I am so sorry, Ruth.
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Nate, Nate, Nate, Nate,
Nate, everyone's doing
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whip-its, you must join.
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Nope, she's kidding.
Hey, Isabelle, this is...
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Ruth.
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Hi Ruth. Take this.
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What is it?
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See you on the dance floor, Goddess.
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Dance?!
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Dance!
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So I wake up in the middle
of 7-11, covered in lube
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and what do ya know? They're
out of Vitamin Water.
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Nate. I was just
telling them about Elaine,
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my Bichon Frise.
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Um, have you seen Luke...
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Could you just? I'm
in the middle of a...
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So, I was thinking of
being politically active,
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like maybe post about voter
suppression or climate change...
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I just need to find Luke...
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But... then I got a Bichon Frise instead
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and yes, Elaine does have
a droopy eye, but I think
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it's really been boosting
her following. So it's @Elaine-
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Shrimp?
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It's a three bedroom house.
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Perfect for a small
family or a large couple.
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Who isn't arouse by
Chinese water torture?
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Move, Logan, I can't
spend my life in hiding.
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No pictures!
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Luke, we gotta start winding this down.
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Sorry babe, no can do.
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Hey Nate. My husband says hi.
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Tell the joke!
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I'm still in grief counseling.
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What's your PIN? I'm trying
to get into you bank account.
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Nate some of these glasses look dirty.
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You expect people
to drink out of these?
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You could have told
me there was no place
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for my portrait station.
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How about I re-wash them, I don't mind.
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We should paint your walls.
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Do you have a needle?
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I need to poke holes in these condoms.
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@Elaine_Windsor_Pratt.
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No time to explain: we need rope.
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And a gun.
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Why don't you bring down your
laundry, I'll start a load.
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Okay, I'm ready.
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Finally, okay turn
sideways, I'll cup your ass.
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No, um, I heard there was soup.
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Shit! Shit!
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He didn't come.
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Who?
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Wow, Nate.
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Honey, I brought meatballs.
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No you know what? He
has to live with this.
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The party sucks, you ruined the soup,
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and Aaron's not your boyfriend.
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Oh no. Look how he runs.
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Oh!
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What, oh shit, I-I
didn't know anyone was...
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No, I didn't know. I'm so sorry.
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Y-you're fine, you're fine,
I just, I needed a break.
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Me too. It was getting
intense out there.
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Yeah. Everyone's doing
whip-its and there wasn't enough
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room for the portrait station.
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Wow, I didn't understand
either of those things.
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Me neither.
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Well... Welcome to my hideout.
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Your hideout?
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Well, I guess it's our hideout now.
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I'm Walker.
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Hi, I'm Nate. Have we met before?
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I don't think so. I don't
even know whose party this is.
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Uh...
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My friend Tyler invited
me. I guess the hosts
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are big fans of his.
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Tyler said that?
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He met them on Instagram.
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Big fans. That's fun.
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Yeah. All that social
media stuff... It's so gross.
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Oh my God, I'm so... I
am so relieved to hear
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somebody say that right now.
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Right? They just like
each other's posts but they
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never meet in person.
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Yeah, there's nobody I want to meet.
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Me neither!
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I tried making soup.
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Oh yeah?
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Yeah, I-I was making
soup down in uh, um...
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But then it boiled over so...
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It's been a weird year.
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What kind of soup?
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Vegetable medley.
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Nice. My favorite's matzo ball.
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Are you making fun of me?
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What? No, no, uh, I had
this friend growing up
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who was Jewish, and we'd
always go back to his place
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after school to work on our
magic act. We were good.
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We had a fog machine and
everything. But really I was there
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cause his mom made the most incredible...
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Get the fuck out.
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What?
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Oh my God, no, I'm so sorry.
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Um, matzo ball soup is my
favorite thing out of all things.
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I just get a little emotional
when somebody mentions it.
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I'll be more careful.
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I'm fine.
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I should get back.
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Don't go.
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Thanks for the hideout.
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But, we're not on Instagram,
and this is real life
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and maybe...
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Walker?
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Walker...
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Nice to meet you, Nate.
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You too.
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It's perfect.
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