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Look at the little baby angel.
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Just like a newborn babe.
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No.
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I wish you guys could
smell him right now.
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Tonight's the night.
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Housewarming party for our new pad.
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Dress code is homosexual business.
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Our landlord is an icon named Ruth
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who hates loud noises.
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So, let's whisper the night away, babies.
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Are you kidding me!
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You are so good at this.
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I do what I love.
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Oh, is it supposed
to tingle like this?
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All over your
body.
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Nathan, you slept in.
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We made crepes.
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They're all gone now.
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You missed them completely.
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Why are you here?
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Well, those crepes aren't
gonna work themselves off.
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Oh, 400 calories!
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Luke, can we talk?
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We're in the zone.
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Which zone?
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The ozone!
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That makes no sense.
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It's our mantra.
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I'll show you how we
thought of it.
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Because it's not like in ozone,
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like the atmosphere, it's-
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I get it.
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Your mom's a beast.
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Because when I stretch,
I go oooooohhhhh.
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No more filming me while I sleep!
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I did not give you consent to broadcast me
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to your 75 thousand followers.
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Nate, I hit 80 thousand
followers last Tuesday.
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Please pay attention.
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Irrelevant.
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All those people saw my sleeping boy.
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Nathan, honey, you're famous.
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I don't wanna be famous.
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Everyone wants to be famous.
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Oh, especially Nate.
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He went to the open call for
Oscar Meyer Weiner every year.
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Never heard back.
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I got him to watch The Bachelor.
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Just this once.
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Don't pretend you don't love it.
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Yeah, but if he doesn't choose Becca...
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And you can't just decide
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we're having a housewarming party
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without consulting me first.
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Oh my god!
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A housewarming...
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I need to find a dress.
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I like the long-sleeved
shimmer lace maxi dress.
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But everyone's seen that.
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Did I say housewarming?
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I meant global warming.
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We're having a meeting in our
apartment for global warming.
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Stay away from our ozone!
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Oh, you are so good.
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No, it's you.
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It's all you.
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Stop.
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Love you.
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Did you even run this
by our new roommate?
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Heck yeah!
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I'm gonna DJ.
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The famous Blaine!
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No, no DJ.
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Ruth was very clear about the noise.
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Morning roomie.
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You guys, I had a dream I
was wearing this exact outfit.
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And then I woke up, and I was.
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Meet my work out bud, Ellen.
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Also my mom, so...
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Hi Blaine.
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They said you'd be here sometimes.
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No, I'll be here often.
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Blaine, just so you know,
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this will not happen every morning,
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and I'm so sorry if it feels like
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people are invading your space.
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Give me 30 seconds to
throw on some shorts.
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- Yay Blaine!
- I knew I liked you!
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Great, this is really fun for me.
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Aw, why don't you bust
out those leg warmers
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and hop in here.
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Nate does not like to perspire.
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Okay, I guess you insist
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we have this conversation in the open.
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Here it goes.
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We need to get on the same page
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about what is public and
private in our relationship.
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What is okay for you
to share with the world
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and what you need to run past me first.
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Well, this is the age of sharing.
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I saw that on Rachel Maddow.
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Love her.
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And, think of all the kids you inspire.
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Oh my god, you have no idea.
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I get so many DM's from
little gay boys in Ohio,
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thanking us for the daily representation.
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Is that what we are now?
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Are we role models to
the gay youth of America?
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And overseas.
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Beautiful.
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Oh.
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Yes!
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Oh my god!
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Wanna see me do lunges?
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You can join the ozone.
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Oh my god!
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Surprise handsome!
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Oh my god!
We're going to Adele!
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We're going to Adele!
You better believe it!
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- Whoa!
- Buddy!
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Honey, use your words.
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Come with me, now.
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We should've
saved him a crepe.
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I'm gonna say this one time.
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I get it.
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I should've asked you before posting.
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You were right.
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Honey.
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Take off your shirt.
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Okay.
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And get in bed.
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What's on the menu?
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Ugh, god, shut up.
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Come on, you're lying here.
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I'm doing this.
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This is happening.
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That just happened.
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Now take this.
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Take one where I'm asleep on your chest.
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I've created a monster.
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It's for the children.
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Nate, we can cancel tonight.
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It wasn't cool of me to
organize without you.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
We're having the party.
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Yesss.
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Invite your friend
with the fancy camera.
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What's his name?
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Ansel. Ansel.
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You think he'll take pics for free?
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Who is this person I'm
talking to right now?
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I'm just so inspired
that we're so inspiring.
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Nate.
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No, this is good. We
should be proud of our love.
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We should be sharing our
content with the world
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and inspiring the drag queen children.
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Now pick a fucking filter.
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Okay.
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My first place was in Brooklyn,
but the basement flooded.
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Oh, no.
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Yeah, five girls with
really short bangs died.
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Well, it's on.
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Never underestimate
the value of makeup sex.
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That is so cool.
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We did not have sex.
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We posted a photo.
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Who was on top?
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Probably Luke.
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Yeah, you thinking about that?
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You really think I would have sex
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with my mother downstairs?
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I hope you would feel
that free, Nathan, yes.
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I didn't wear underpants
unless my teachers made me.
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I feel like we shouldn't know that.
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I feel like we should.
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Well, boys, I will pick
up some food at Sarge's.
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Do you know they give me a discount?
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She's a literal legend.
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At least wait until I'm out the door.
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Legend.
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Nate.
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What?
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- Take it.
- Mom, I don't want this.
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Just take it.
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Please do not give it to me.
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I will feel better if you have it.
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Fine.
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Bye boys.
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Bye.
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Nice to meet you, Mrs...
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Ellen.
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So, party?
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Yes.
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Party.
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I am so funny at parties.
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I will kiss anyone.
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Who should we invite?
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Should we keep it small?
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And what do we do about Ruth?
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Invite her?
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I'll leave a note under her door.
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And maybe, we could
invite Aaron and Rusty,
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just to show there are no hard feelings.
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