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I feel like I
haven't heard anything
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about this Aaron, is it?
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Is that still a thing?
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I'm gonna miss you.
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Luke, you can't stay here.
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Oh my god, no, I don't mind.
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You have your own place.
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And I said I don't mind.
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I mean, they both have boyfriends, and--
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Luke has a boyfriend?
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He tells me nothing.
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A doctor!
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Well, a med student, and
they've been dating for a month.
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Wonderful, then they're almost done.
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What's it like dating a famous person?
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He's not like famous, famous.
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Chatty Chad was huge.
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I mean, I have more followers on Insta.
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That's 'cause his account is private.
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I know my brother.
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Luke will destroy a
delicate boy like that.
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We had sex.
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No, we didn't.
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Me and Nate.
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Honey, it's Nate and I.
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You know, so I still
haven't really told Aaron.
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Did you not have a good time?
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Irrelevant.
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Luke, I'm not this person!
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Like, I finally nabbed the perfect guy
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and then I knowingly screw it up with-
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I'm perfect.
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Aaron!
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Aaron is perfect!
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Remember how you said
you love surprises?
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I might've snooped through your contacts.
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How is Doctor Rusty?
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Dead.
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What?!
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To me.
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I broke it off.
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Why didn't I see this coming?
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To be fair, when Richard
booked your travel,
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he didn't know that they were--
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Mom!
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What the hell is it about this guy?!
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Should I treat you the way he does?!
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Should I have been a shitty human being
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who never puts your needs first?!
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I get to make my own choice.
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Then choose.
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I want you to be my boyfriend.
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Shit.
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You know what I love?
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Even though you have all this
family money for our new pad
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you still bought Ikea furniture.
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I have a monthly budget.
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What's your monthly budget?
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Can you just please
hand me the screwdriver?
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5,000 likes.
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So, I love all these
new followers I'm getting,
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very exciting.
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I just like, I get a little nervous
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when you post a picture of us,
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'cause like it's only
been a couple of months.
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Are you not proud to be my boyfriend?
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No, I'm so proud.
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I'm proud as a straight actor
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who wins an award for playing gay;
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that is how proud.
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I'm just like, I'm trying to be sensitive.
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Can you hand me one of the washers?
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What do washers look like?
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They're the little circles.
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Look, I'm just saying
that a little empathy
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after everything that's happened,
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it wouldn't be the worst
thing in the world.
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Fuck-
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Here.
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So I need more than one.
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What if Aaron is thriving without you?
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Ever thought of that?
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Yes I have.
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Huh?
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No, never, no.
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Oh my--
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That's good, 'cause now
I have more than one, so.
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You can post whatever you want.
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But just like, if you could choose a shot
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that favors the left,
'cause like my left side
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is better than my right.
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And like, if you could whiten my teeth,
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especially like between
my lateral incisors
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and then any like blemishes I might have;
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if you could just face tune those out.
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And any razor burn too.
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Just be cautious about my hairline,
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like my hair can't be pushed back too far.
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My forehead looks huge.
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And then just like, add
some fade and use Valencia.
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Stop it!
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You can post whatever you want.
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Thank you.
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I do dislike you.
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No, you don't.
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Okay.
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Oh my god, it's you!
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Hi.
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Can you just make a video
for my friend, Genevieve?
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We have so many jokes about your face!
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Yeah sorry, I'm just
trying to get a cab.
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Yeah, can you say "Camilla
is a stunning goddess
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"who did not make out with her cousin"?
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I'm just trying to get a cab!
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I'm just trying to get a cab!
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Wow.
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You're a dick.
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I'm posting this!
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Oh my god, why are they so early?
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She likes to be prompt.
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I, for one, can't wait to decorate.
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Mom, this isn't your place.
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Semantics.
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Where's Lenora?
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Nathaniel, dear.
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While my figure resembles
Vivienne Leigh's,
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my bones are as brittle as a Fabergé egg.
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And this morning,
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I reached a rather difficult
passage in my novel.
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Oh, you're writing a novel.
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Well...
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Rewriting one.
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Jonathan Franzen could
use a woman's touch.
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Could you please help me to the door?
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Yeah.
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Both of you, please.
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Yes, gently.
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Oh my god, yeah.
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Potential roomie.
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But surely you can cover the
maintenance fee on your own?
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Luke thought it was important
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to have a third party.
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Oh, he's right honey.
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You'll need a buffer for all the fighting.
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Ooh, this clashes!
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We can all agree this clashes, right?
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No, we're very clean.
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And Nate's mom, well.
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I'll be here often.
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Oh, ask him if he's a smoker.
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Nate wants to know if you smoke?
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Oh, no, yeah, I meant cigarettes.
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Green is fine.
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Green?
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Marijuana.
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I did blow in the '80s.
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Luke honey, make sure he likes the gays.
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On it.
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Well, I just wanna say
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to our two moms, hi guys
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and welcome--
- Nate!
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Remind me where the bedroom is?
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Why?
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I need to refold your clothes.
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Oh yes, naturally.
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So, as I'm sure you've
probably gathered,
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you'll be living with a gay couple.
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Oh, what gave it away?
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He says it was the picture of Laura Dern
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in our Craigslist ad.
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Laura Dern.
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Is she a gay?
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So, walk me through what
you like to do in the shower.
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Welcome to New York Kennedy
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International Airport.
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Hey, what can I get you?
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Holy shit.
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You're that guy from--
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Whiskey.
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On the rocks.
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All right.
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So that's the kind of evening
we're gonna have together?
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Okay.
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What am I doing?
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Oh, Logan!
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I received a text from brother Luke
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to come bless the apartment.
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That's so sweet, but you know,
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it's getting a little crowded in here.
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Yeah, but you're so little.
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I prefer petite but okay.
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Yeah, I just gotta check with the fella
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and I'll circle back.
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Logan!
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We're neighbors, brother.
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Only took me five minutes
of fast walk over here.
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You're still living with Lacy?
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Isn't it wonderful.
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Yeah, but our bathtub only fits one.
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Wait, what, what?
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I do not like that mattress
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and after we talk about that chez,
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I'm gonna write you a
check to move this wall.
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But of course.
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Thanks.
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Joe, it's Joe.
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Thanks Joe.
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So why did they cancel Chatty Chad?
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Was it 'cause you started doing movies?
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'Cause that's a real fucked up move, man.
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That's my daughter's favorite show.
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She's six years old.
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She's never known pain,
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and if I were different kind of person,
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I would take you out
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by the side of the road.
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And I would break you in half.
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Okay.
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Good talk.
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A toast to our boys
who are finally together,
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co-existing sublimely
in their very own home.
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Fulfilling the destiny put forth
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when they were just little tadpoles.
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Nate, can you believe it?
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The boy who bullied you is
now the love of your life.
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I was playing the long game.
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So let's raise a glass without spilling.
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To my favorite son, and Nate.
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Also, can I just say, you know,
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I love our families so intertwined
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and close and accessible, you know.
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But maybe also, Luke and I can establish
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some boundaries this time round.
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No, okay, so like,
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I love we all live in New York,
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I love that we all live
so close, and like, yes.
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But you know maybe, like Luke and I,
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we could also like grow up a little bit
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in this apartment and experience some
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independence.
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Okay, first off no-one look at me,
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I have total massage face.
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And second, everyone one shut up.
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And look.
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- Oh.
- Oh, I'm sorry.
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No, I...
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This isn't chardonnay.
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Okay.
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It's whiskey, it's really--
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More chardonnay?
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Yes please, that'd be fine, thank you.
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This one's on him.
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In honor of my daughter.
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Who wants to be a scientist.
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Because women can do anything.
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- You don't have to.
- It's okay.
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Just because life shits on you
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it doesn't mean you can't...
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Whatever.
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Yeah well, they say travel
heals a broken heart, so.
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Hope you're right.
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And my daughter's favorite
show had a series finale
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that left things grossly unresolved.
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I'm Rusty.
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Rusty?
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After Rusty Hamer from the 1953 sitcom,
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"Make Room For Daddy."
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My parents overestimated
its staying power.
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I'm Aaron.
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No, I know.
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Oh, uh...
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Sorry, I don't like to assume.
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It's weird being recognized.
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Can I just say,
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Nate's a little bitch.
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You're...
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You're Rusty?
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What are the odds, right?
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My parents always said Rusty Hamer
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was looking out for me, so.
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So, Rusty.
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Where you headed?
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Aaron and Rusty are dating.
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What?
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See for yourself.
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They're dating and they use bad filters.
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Oh my.
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So that's Rusty.
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He has beautiful hair, no?
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Like mine was back at UC Irvine.
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I'll tell you the story...
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Later.
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Oh dear.
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Um, not even a thank you?
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You did good.
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I did.
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You smell good.
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I know.
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