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I have the collector's blu-ray.

He does.

Cool.

And that audio commentary, hold my hand.

That audio commentary is phenomenal.

Hey, I loved making that movie

so I'm glad you liked it, Mr.--

Call me Richard.

Nate will tell you

that Battle of Vengeance,

listen to me, it moved me.

It means a lot.

All right, Dad.

And he has gorgeous skin.

Could someone pass the broccoli please?

No, no just the stems.

The food is delicious, Ellen,

and I hope everyone is enjoying my winter fruit salad.

It was Lou's favorite.

Lou?

My husband.

He's no longer with us.

I'm so sorry.

Ugh, it's fine. He's been dead for like 25 years.

Does everyone have enough to eat?

I wasn't quite prepared for Richard's little surprise.

Me neither.

Well, I'm here.

And I love the winter fruit salad, Lenora,

one of your best.

The portions are small.

Katalina helped the caterers with the portions, honey.

Maybe you should take that up with her.

I accounted for four to five ounces of grains,

and one cup of veggies per person.

That's incredible.

Isn't she?

I'm literally starving.

I never doubted the portions.

I guess some of us just need

a little more meat.

It fuels me up for the gym.

But you haven't been in months.

Why do I pay for a trainer if you don't go?

I love my kids.

I bet you're a fabulous cook.

She is.

I'm still full from her ganache.

You made a ganache?

For Logan?

For everyone.

Oh okay, where is it?

You know what I'd love?

Is to sketch all the new faces at the table.

Please don't.

May I remind you Lacy,

that the New York Post called my last exhibit

"free with purchase of beverage."

Hey, Aaron,

how about giving this puppy the old John Hancock?

Oh no, leave him alone Dad.

No that's all right,

I don't mind.

Just make it out to Rick the Brick.

Oh you already wrote Richard.

No, that's okay,

that's good.

Oh look at that cursive.

You're very generous Aaron.

Yeah Aaron,

thanks for lending us Nate this week.

So, Luke,

what's new?

Nate says you're seeing someone.

Yeah, where's Dr. Rusty?

Dead.

What?!

To me.

I broke it off.

What happened?

Well--

Hey, who wants more wine?

I got red, white,

rosé, or as I like to call it,

blush.

Just a fun little thing I recently thought of myself.

Just bring all of them Richard.

I love a good wine flight.

When you know who you're supposed to be with, it

can be pretty tedious to spend your life with someone else.

Wise words, brother.

Oh, Luke,

don't you have that thing?

What thing?

It's that thing that you have,

I'm pretty sure you have to go.

Don't have a thing.

Hey everybody,

who's got two thumbs and is the best

family in the entire world?

It's you guys.

Okay.

So Aaron,

are you incorporated?

Um, yes.

It's honestly so important to date a corporation.

I thought about incorporating but every time

I see that big white contract

I just start painting all over it.

Mother falls in love with her subjects

the way the ocean falls in love with the sand.

Okay, where were you this morning?

Making ganache at Lenora's.

You were at their place?

You didn't, like,

touch my things?

The caterers were here and they needed a kitchen so--

Okay did you see anything?

No.

It was a morning like any other.

I woke up, I wrote a Facebook status about my dream,

and it was off to the farmer's market.

If you bought another wicker basket, Mother,

I swear to god.

Hey,

why don't we finish up in here,

and then we can put on one of Aaron's

early films on the projector downstairs.

I don't know.

It just doesn't seem like--

During the movie I hope you'll

let me repay you for that massage.

Nate, stop yelling.

Why don't we go around the table

and say what we're grateful for?

I never liked you,

you creepy motherfucker.

Don't you talk to my brother that way!

Get it all out of the table.

I needed the money, okay?!

I didn't have a choice.

So, yes.

I stole $80,000 in an offshore wire transfer.

Hate me.

Arrest me.

At least I no longer have to live with the lie.

Have a seat, Lenora.

Why did you fly me here?

Well that blu-ray wasn't gonna sign itself.

Ellen?

To be fair when Richard booked your travel

he didn't know that they were--

Mom.

Didn't know they were what?

Oh my god.

Why didn't I see this coming?

Dude, everyone saw this coming.

Since they were little.

I am so stupid.

No you're not.

And him?!

For real?!

What the hell is it about this guy?

Should I treat you the way he does?

Should I have been a shitty human being

who never puts your needs first?

I came here to surprise you.

I came here to meet your family.

I wanted you to meet my family.

This summer in Napa.

I rented us a cabin!

But you never wanted me,

you just wanted some guy who's empty

life revolves around his own masturbatory bullshit.

Well, congratulations.

You got him.

And you know what, I'd say he's gonna make you miserable

but I'm pretty sure you'd get off on that.

I'm sorry I ruined your party.

I'd say it was nice meeting you all

but it really wasn't.

Don't go!

Oh shut up, Nate!

I'm getting the first flight out.

Richard, will you drive me to the airport?

I would love to.

I'm, you know--

Well done, sir.

I got this, asshole.

Oh Rafael Nadal will just not stop calling me.

Lenora, help me with the dishes?

Don't you have people to do that?

Lenora.

Oh wonderful, yes.

Well that wasn't as fun as I thought it'd be.

Like, I feel bad.

Yeah.

Anyway, I'm proud of you.

For what?

For taking care of it.

I'll be in the bedroom,

when you're ready.

I'll even let you top.