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I have the collector's blu-ray.
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He does.
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Cool.
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And that audio commentary, hold my hand.
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That audio commentary is phenomenal.
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Hey, I loved making that movie
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so I'm glad you liked it, Mr.--
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Call me Richard.
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Nate will tell you
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that Battle of Vengeance,
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listen to me, it moved me.
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It means a lot.
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All right, Dad.
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And he has gorgeous skin.
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Could someone pass the broccoli please?
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No, no just the stems.
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The food is delicious, Ellen,
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and I hope everyone is enjoying my winter fruit salad.
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It was Lou's favorite.
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Lou?
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My husband.
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He's no longer with us.
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I'm so sorry.
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Ugh, it's fine. He's been dead for like 25 years.
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Does everyone have enough to eat?
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I wasn't quite prepared for Richard's little surprise.
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Me neither.
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Well, I'm here.
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And I love the winter fruit salad, Lenora,
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one of your best.
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The portions are small.
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Katalina helped the caterers with the portions, honey.
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Maybe you should take that up with her.
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I accounted for four to five ounces of grains,
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and one cup of veggies per person.
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That's incredible.
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Isn't she?
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I'm literally starving.
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I never doubted the portions.
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I guess some of us just need
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a little more meat.
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It fuels me up for the gym.
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But you haven't been in months.
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Why do I pay for a trainer if you don't go?
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I love my kids.
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I bet you're a fabulous cook.
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She is.
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I'm still full from her ganache.
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You made a ganache?
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For Logan?
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For everyone.
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Oh okay, where is it?
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You know what I'd love?
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Is to sketch all the new faces at the table.
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Please don't.
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May I remind you Lacy,
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that the New York Post called my last exhibit
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"free with purchase of beverage."
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Hey, Aaron,
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how about giving this puppy the old John Hancock?
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Oh no, leave him alone Dad.
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No that's all right,
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I don't mind.
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Just make it out to Rick the Brick.
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Oh you already wrote Richard.
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No, that's okay,
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that's good.
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Oh look at that cursive.
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You're very generous Aaron.
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Yeah Aaron,
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thanks for lending us Nate this week.
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So, Luke,
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what's new?
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Nate says you're seeing someone.
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Yeah, where's Dr. Rusty?
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Dead.
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What?!
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To me.
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I broke it off.
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What happened?
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Well--
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Hey, who wants more wine?
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I got red, white,
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rosé, or as I like to call it,
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blush.
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Just a fun little thing I recently thought of myself.
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Just bring all of them Richard.
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I love a good wine flight.
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When you know who you're supposed to be with, it
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can be pretty tedious to spend your life with someone else.
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Wise words, brother.
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Oh, Luke,
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don't you have that thing?
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What thing?
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It's that thing that you have,
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I'm pretty sure you have to go.
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Don't have a thing.
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Hey everybody,
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who's got two thumbs and is the best
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family in the entire world?
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It's you guys.
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Okay.
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So Aaron,
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are you incorporated?
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Um, yes.
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It's honestly so important to date a corporation.
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I thought about incorporating but every time
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I see that big white contract
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I just start painting all over it.
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Mother falls in love with her subjects
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the way the ocean falls in love with the sand.
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Okay, where were you this morning?
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Making ganache at Lenora's.
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You were at their place?
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You didn't, like,
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touch my things?
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The caterers were here and they needed a kitchen so--
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Okay did you see anything?
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No.
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It was a morning like any other.
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I woke up, I wrote a Facebook status about my dream,
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and it was off to the farmer's market.
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If you bought another wicker basket, Mother,
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I swear to god.
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Hey,
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why don't we finish up in here,
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and then we can put on one of Aaron's
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early films on the projector downstairs.
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I don't know.
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It just doesn't seem like--
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During the movie I hope you'll
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let me repay you for that massage.
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Nate, stop yelling.
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Why don't we go around the table
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and say what we're grateful for?
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I never liked you,
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you creepy motherfucker.
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Don't you talk to my brother that way!
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Get it all out of the table.
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I needed the money, okay?!
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I didn't have a choice.
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So, yes.
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I stole $80,000 in an offshore wire transfer.
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Hate me.
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Arrest me.
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At least I no longer have to live with the lie.
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Have a seat, Lenora.
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Why did you fly me here?
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Well that blu-ray wasn't gonna sign itself.
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Ellen?
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To be fair when Richard booked your travel
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he didn't know that they were--
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Mom.
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Didn't know they were what?
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Oh my god.
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Why didn't I see this coming?
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Dude, everyone saw this coming.
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Since they were little.
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I am so stupid.
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No you're not.
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And him?!
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For real?!
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What the hell is it about this guy?
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Should I treat you the way he does?
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Should I have been a shitty human being
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who never puts your needs first?
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I came here to surprise you.
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I came here to meet your family.
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I wanted you to meet my family.
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This summer in Napa.
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I rented us a cabin!
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But you never wanted me,
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you just wanted some guy who's empty
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life revolves around his own masturbatory bullshit.
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Well, congratulations.
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You got him.
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And you know what, I'd say he's gonna make you miserable
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but I'm pretty sure you'd get off on that.
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I'm sorry I ruined your party.
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I'd say it was nice meeting you all
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but it really wasn't.
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Don't go!
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Oh shut up, Nate!
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I'm getting the first flight out.
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Richard, will you drive me to the airport?
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I would love to.
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I'm, you know--
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Well done, sir.
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I got this, asshole.
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Oh Rafael Nadal will just not stop calling me.
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Lenora, help me with the dishes?
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Don't you have people to do that?
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Lenora.
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Oh wonderful, yes.
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Well that wasn't as fun as I thought it'd be.
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Like, I feel bad.
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Yeah.
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Anyway, I'm proud of you.
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For what?
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For taking care of it.
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I'll be in the bedroom,
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when you're ready.
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I'll even let you top.
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