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Come on.
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- Hey, hey.
- What?
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- It happened again.
- What did?
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We, we, no, no.
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Oh, did you not have a good time?
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Irrelevant! Luke, I'm not this person.
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Like, I finally nabbed the perfect guy,
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then I knowingly screw it up-
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- I'm perfect?
- Aaron.
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Aaron is perfect.
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Sure, Nate, a guy who drives a Honda Civic is perfect.
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Oh, shit.
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Oh, shit, shit, shit, that's today.
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What's today?
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A few of my old camp friends are coming over.
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Camp friends?
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You're having a camp reunion?
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Yeah, we're never in town at the same time.
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Just cancel it.
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You know what, I have an idea, I can just cancel it.
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It's fine, you know what, I'm just gonna
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send a text, a group text.
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People like group texts and
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I'm just gonna, it's fine.
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Like, they're gonna understand, you know,
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'cause, like, you know we do this what two, three...
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Cool, cool, cool, so, they are here.
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So, I'm gonna go deal with that
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and, you know what, little idea for you today
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is why don't you stay in here today.
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It's fine, all the channels.
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So, I'm gonna see you in just maybe, like a few.
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Thank you for staying in here, okay.
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Nate the great, Nate the Great, Nate the Great!
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How dare you with that chant.
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Well, you still hold the record for fastest bed-making.
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41 seconds, right?
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You're a legend, Nate the Great.
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Wait, wait, are you guys?
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- You got us.
- Oh my God, mazel.
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- Well, he's the greatest.
- Nah, she is.
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Well, listen, I want to hear all about this.
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There's an adorable bagel place
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that is just down the street.
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What, I thought we were gonna see your place?
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No, this is just my parent's spare apartment.
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Well, show us the view.
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They will run out of whole wheat.
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Who's this?
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Allow me to introduce Carla, my fiancee.
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Come in, Nate wants to show us the view.
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I'm telling you, he was like a magician.
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It was a like a bedding, like a whole
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bedding sleight of hand,
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Magic Castle, sparkles, doves flying out-
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Yeah, he had a fitted sheet, a top sheet,
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two pillow cases, a fully buttoned duvet, and a bed runner.
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You brought a bed runner to camp?
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It was the 90s.
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Nate the Great, man!
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I can't tell if you guys actually
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value my speedy bed-making skills,
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or if this is just humiliation of the highest order.
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Yes.
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So, Nate, Ryan Jennings tells me
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you've been dating someone for a while.
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- Come again?
- Don't keep secrets from us!
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What haven't you posted any pictures?
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It's only been six months.
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Carla, how long did we know each other
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before I got down on one knee?
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- Five weeks.
- Wow, that's-
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We didn't want to rush it.
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So, who is he?
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Do we know him?
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No.
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Oh, hello, you must be-
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Luke, hey.
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Sorry I didn't wait in the room, I got really bored.
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I wanted to meet your camp friends.
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Dude, you were trying to hide him from us?
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This beautiful creature?!
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Luke, I'm Quinn, this is Carla.
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And that's Wayne and Rochelle.
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Hi, nice to meet you.
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I wish we could say we've heard a lot about you,
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but this little Dick Whitman likes to keep secrets.
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So, it's been six months?
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Happiest six months of my life.
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You also flew in from L.A.
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Oh yeah, this guy bought me a first-class plane ticket.
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That is so romantic.
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You have to understand, his family
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really, really wanted to meet me.
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Nate's mom must love you.
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Oh, she's my girl.
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It borders on inappropriate.
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You guys are adorable.
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Right, and stealing our wedding thunder.
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We can share the thunder.
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You guys make me miss camp!
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He's the bottom.
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Like, it's not always me if that's what you were...
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'Cause, like, we definitely switch off, you know.
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Weekends are, we kind of...
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So...
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That is probably Rusty.
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I will go get rid of him.
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- Who's Rusty?
- I know, right?!
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Hey, not a great time, actually?
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What?
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Why are you all dressed up?
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We're going to brunch with my aunt.
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And you got her a rose.
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It's for you.
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Rusty, Rusty, Rusty, we've had so much fun.
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- No, no, no.
- Yeah, I'm so sorry.
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But, I think Nate's finally ready
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to take me seriously.
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- Nate?!
- I know, right?
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It's so weird.
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I thought we were doing pretty--
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Look, you and I, it was a good idea.
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Our Christmas card would have been
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the envy of the gays, but this is a really nice apartment.
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Yeah, the doormen are lovely.
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Yeah, so, let's do coffee sometime, yeah?
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The weed guy.
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And he just threw in the rose?
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Well, it's a competitive industry.
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- So true.
- Oh, wow.
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- Is everything okay?
- Yeah.
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Okay, you must invite me to the wedding.
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We're the ones getting married!
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