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Come on.

- Hey, hey. - What?

- It happened again. - What did?

We, we, no, no.

Oh, did you not have a good time?

Irrelevant! Luke, I'm not this person.

Like, I finally nabbed the perfect guy,

then I knowingly screw it up-

- I'm perfect? - Aaron.

Aaron is perfect.

Sure, Nate, a guy who drives a Honda Civic is perfect.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit, shit, shit, that's today.

What's today?

A few of my old camp friends are coming over.

Camp friends?

You're having a camp reunion?

Yeah, we're never in town at the same time.

Just cancel it.

You know what, I have an idea, I can just cancel it.

It's fine, you know what, I'm just gonna

send a text, a group text.

People like group texts and

I'm just gonna, it's fine.

Like, they're gonna understand, you know,

'cause, like, you know we do this what two, three...

Cool, cool, cool, so, they are here.

So, I'm gonna go deal with that

and, you know what, little idea for you today

is why don't you stay in here today.

It's fine, all the channels.

So, I'm gonna see you in just maybe, like a few.

Thank you for staying in here, okay.

Nate the great, Nate the Great, Nate the Great!

How dare you with that chant.

Well, you still hold the record for fastest bed-making.

41 seconds, right?

You're a legend, Nate the Great.

Wait, wait, are you guys?

- You got us. - Oh my God, mazel.

- Well, he's the greatest. - Nah, she is.

Well, listen, I want to hear all about this.

There's an adorable bagel place

that is just down the street.

What, I thought we were gonna see your place?

No, this is just my parent's spare apartment.

Well, show us the view.

They will run out of whole wheat.

Who's this?

Allow me to introduce Carla, my fiancee.

Come in, Nate wants to show us the view.

I'm telling you, he was like a magician.

It was a like a bedding, like a whole

bedding sleight of hand,

Magic Castle, sparkles, doves flying out-

Yeah, he had a fitted sheet, a top sheet,

two pillow cases, a fully buttoned duvet, and a bed runner.

You brought a bed runner to camp?

It was the 90s.

Nate the Great, man!

I can't tell if you guys actually

value my speedy bed-making skills,

or if this is just humiliation of the highest order.

Yes.

So, Nate, Ryan Jennings tells me

you've been dating someone for a while.

- Come again? - Don't keep secrets from us!

What haven't you posted any pictures?

It's only been six months.

Carla, how long did we know each other

before I got down on one knee?

- Five weeks. - Wow, that's-

We didn't want to rush it.

So, who is he?

Do we know him?

No.

Oh, hello, you must be-

Luke, hey.

Sorry I didn't wait in the room, I got really bored.

I wanted to meet your camp friends.

Dude, you were trying to hide him from us?

This beautiful creature?!

Luke, I'm Quinn, this is Carla.

And that's Wayne and Rochelle.

Hi, nice to meet you.

I wish we could say we've heard a lot about you,

but this little Dick Whitman likes to keep secrets.

So, it's been six months?

Happiest six months of my life.

You also flew in from L.A.

Oh yeah, this guy bought me a first-class plane ticket.

That is so romantic.

You have to understand, his family

really, really wanted to meet me.

Nate's mom must love you.

Oh, she's my girl.

It borders on inappropriate.

You guys are adorable.

Right, and stealing our wedding thunder.

We can share the thunder.

You guys make me miss camp!

He's the bottom.

Like, it's not always me if that's what you were...

'Cause, like, we definitely switch off, you know.

Weekends are, we kind of...

So...

That is probably Rusty.

I will go get rid of him.

- Who's Rusty? - I know, right?!

Hey, not a great time, actually?

What?

Why are you all dressed up?

We're going to brunch with my aunt.

And you got her a rose.

It's for you.

Rusty, Rusty, Rusty, we've had so much fun.

- No, no, no. - Yeah, I'm so sorry.

But, I think Nate's finally ready

to take me seriously.

- Nate?! - I know, right?

It's so weird.

I thought we were doing pretty--

Look, you and I, it was a good idea.

Our Christmas card would have been

the envy of the gays, but this is a really nice apartment.

Yeah, the doormen are lovely.

Yeah, so, let's do coffee sometime, yeah?

The weed guy.

And he just threw in the rose?

Well, it's a competitive industry.

- So true. - Oh, wow.

- Is everything okay? - Yeah.

Okay, you must invite me to the wedding.

We're the ones getting married!