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So, we're in the car, we're on our way back,
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I'm thinking about getting a timeshare in Provincetown,
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and then from out of the blue, Rusty goes,
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"Is it bright outside or what?"
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and I'm thinking, I don't know, check your weather app.
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And then he's like,
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"I'm talking about your sunglasses."
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I'm like, oh, okay, jokes.
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Put a pin in the timeshare, this is a moment.
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And then he's like,
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"I'm just kidding, I really like your sunglasses."
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and that's when I realized,
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wait a second, he's trying.
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Exactly what Rafael Nadal did
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when I took him home to meet Grandma Fifi.
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She's timeless.
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So then Rusty goes,
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"Okay,
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"shades, that's my final offer."
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And that's when I realized this Rusty character
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is a totally adorable, dad joke making,
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brownie baking, amazing guy for Luke.
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I mean, he has this huge heart.
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He picked us up from the airport,
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and I'm like, yes, Rusty, yes!
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And it absolutely is not gonna last.
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I mean, don't get me wrong, you know,
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Luke could definitely benefit
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from a
- Doctor.
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Right, and Rusty is hot in like a novelty kind of way
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but I know my brother.
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God, do I know my brother.
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And he's not gonna stay with somebody
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who does family medicine.
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Ew.
- Agree.
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Right, I mean, if you're gonna be a doctor,
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be a Doctor without Borders.
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Be a Doctor Who.
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Be a dermatologist, you know,
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but Rusty, oh my God,
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remind me to tell you this amazing story
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from the Met Gala last year.
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- When you
- No, you know,
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you completely know.
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I mean, Luke will destroy a delicate boy like that.
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Am I right?
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Logan.
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Doomed.
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Uh, sure,
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but, but
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doomed, I mean, that, that feels a little dramatic.
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It's not,
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and I'm right about 96% of things.
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- She is.
- Mmm.
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I don't know, I mean,
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I was with him this morning and
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I think they might be
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oh my God I can't believe I'm saying this
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a good match.
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Like, in time, he might even make Luke... better.
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You got me!
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You almost got me!
- Oh.
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Oh God.
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You want some?
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Honey, I can finish up in here.
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Why don't you go spend some time
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with your siblings?
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Lacy does Insta-live every day,
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so honestly, I'm a little oversaturated
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by her content and general presence.
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Less is more, that's what I tell my interior decorator.
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And Logan barely speaks.
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He's impossible to talk to.
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More is less, that's what I tell my personal trainer.
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Hey, did you want me to wash these?
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You are such a doll.
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You know, if you weren't taken
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and my son weren't dating that actor,
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I would play Yente
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and tell you boys to get together already.
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- We had sex.
- No we didn't.
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- Me and Nate.
- Honey, it's Nate and I.
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Oh my God.
- Look,
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I figure you're gonna find out sooner or later,
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so I'm just telling you myself.
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It was back in LA before-
- I knew it!
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I knew it!
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A mother always knows.
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Well.
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So it's like a shelter,
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but they kill all the animals.
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Hello beautiful people.
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- Oh hey guys.
- Katalina.
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Luke's sister, Lacy.
- Hello.
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- Hi.
- And his brother, Logan.
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Oh.
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- Katalina, was it?
- It
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was.
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I mean, it is.
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Hello, Katalina.
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Kat.
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Maybe Kitty Cat.
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I like cats.
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I'm allergic to cats.
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- We don't like cats.
- I like cats now.
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Meow.
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Does Aaron know?
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Aaron knows nothing.
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Like, about anything.
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The guy has a private Instagram.
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You put it on Instagram?
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- No.
- Oh good,
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'cause I can never get those apps to work.
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I'll teach you, I have a lot of followers.
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Thank you so much,
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but oh my God, Aaron doesn't know?
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Luke, tell me something.
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Was my son a good lover?
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- Oh, Ellen!
- What?
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I worry.
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Plus, it's not like I'm some kinda prude.
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I mean, I had quite a time back at UC Irvine
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before I met Richard.
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Oh, I believe it.
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You're a catch.
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I tell you every day.
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Man, I really dig havin' people here.
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Good old fashioned piano party?
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- No.
- Yes!
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And that's pretty much what happened.
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- I just don't understand
- Well,
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the mechanics of gay sex.
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Look, Ellen, let's,
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let's keep this between us, okay?
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And as far as Rusty goes, I get free prescriptions
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when he graduates,
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so I can't give that up.
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I understand.
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Yes!
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Alright, let's uh,
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maybe head back.
- No, you know what,
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I, you guys.
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I need to hear some harmony.
- Yes.
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No, no, I'm not doing that.
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- Come on, big brother.
- I am younger than you.
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What was the song that you sang
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at your sixth grade talent show?
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Oh, it was The Beatles.
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- Maybe This Time?
- From Cabaret.
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Right.
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Oh, we're, okay.
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Let's do it.
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Start us off, big brother.
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I'm younger than him.
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It's all you.
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I got, okay, so.
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May- it's not, I don't hear a key
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or
- It's, doesn't matter the key
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you can hear the music.
- I think it matters, the key.
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- Just sing.
- Okay, alright.
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Ma
- I'll give you a head gesture
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Okay.
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- Just jump in.
- Yeah.
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Ma, may-
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okay, one, two,
- One, two and a
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three, four.
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So, alright, I'm doing it.
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I'm just vamping, so
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you just come in whenever you want, it's like a jump rope.
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It's a long vamp, you know?
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And it's a, I'm missing,
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it's so
- The vamp is a vamp,
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it just repeats.
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And um,
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Stop with the, the hands, the arms,
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they're just getting in the way.
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It's too much, it's like conducting, just sing.
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It's, it's gotta
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- No, that's the wrong part.
- Got it.
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You can't start in the middle.
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- Open your eyes.
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Start the song.
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I know, I know this song.
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Um, Michael Buble actually sang this to me backstage
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at the Juno Awards, and I was like,
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why are you so obsessed with me?
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Ok, it's okay.
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- I will sing the song.
- I got it.
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Buble.
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I'm, you want me to play
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um, hold on, louder, everyone.
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Louder for Nate.
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I got, may-
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Was I, was I low?
- Jesus Christ.
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Then count me in!
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- One, two!
- Maybe this-
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Nathan!
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Your father's flying in tomorrow,
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so I'm picking up Zabar's.
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Do you like lox spread or tofu?
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Um, either.
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I'm just so proud of you, Nate.
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To know that you're so versatile
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with how you take your bagel.
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Just as long as you're taking it
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and then sometimes giving it
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depending on who's taking it.
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Look, as long as you're safe.
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Because of bagel knives.
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Very sharp.
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Okay, so lox, tofu and chives.
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Your father likes chives.
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Me, I've never tried anal.
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Chives! You misheard me, I said chives.
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Okay, off to Zabar's.
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You told her?!
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