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It's raining.

Oh, oh, is it?

Were you watching me sleep?

Uh, pretty sure you're awake.

What happened last night?

What do you mean?

Oh my god, did we?

No.

Why am I so hung over?

Well, we did watch Ordinary People.

So what are we doing today?

No, let me just, let me finish this.

Margaritas and Hell's Kitchen,

yeah, maybe down to The Strand.

We'll see an off-Broadway show.

All the good ones are off-Broadway,

then I gotta swing by my place,

get some more clothes, pack up my toiletries.

For what?

Do you have any other pillows?

Any softer ones?

This one isn't working for my neck.

No, Luke, you can't stay here.

Oh my god, no, I don't mind.

You have your own place.

And I said I don't mind.

Honestly, Nate, a simple thanks wouldn't kill ya.

This, this Rusty.

I know, right?

Won't that be weird?

Oh my god, he just texted me, he's on his way.

Sorry, what?

Yeah, he's bringing breakfast.

It's good, you'll bond.

Is he staying here, too?

No, Nate.

Someone's thirsty.

I wonder how I would've turned out

with a rich family like yours?

No, oh!

We are upper middle class.

Look, Luke, I was really hoping that we could talk.

Thrifting in the village, you better add that to the list.

I'm not making a list!

I gave you one job!

Luke!

All right, you wanna talk?

Let's talk.

Oh, can you let him in? I really gotta use it.

Nate.

Oh.

God, it's really raining out there.

Yeah, I almost went outside and then I didn't.

Cool.

Can I come in?

Yeah

Great.

Yeah come on, sorry.

Luke's just in the bathroom.

Oh my gosh, this place is amazing.

Oh, thank you very much, we're upper middle class.

Ooh.

Hey.

So the line for the bagels this morning was out the door

and around the corner, but that serves me right

for going during the middle of the morning rush hour.

Is this regular milk?

'Cause I'm pretty sure I asked for soy.

I'm sorry.

You know, I think this one's soy.

Oh, he gets you soy, but not me.

Unbelievable.

Stupid.

Ooh, gallery hopping in SoHo, put it on the list.

Aaron says hi.

Who?

Aaron Rispoli, my boyfriend.

What's it like dating a famous person?

He's not, like, famous famous.

Chatty Chad was huge.

I mean, I have more followers on Insta.

That's 'cause his account is private.

Then what's the point of having one?

Maybe he doesn't care about followers if he's already

Why'd ya stop?

Harder.

So Rusty, you're a med student at Colombia.

Found myself a doctor,

an actor for you and a doctor for me.

And where ya from?

- Cleveland actually. - The fucking midwest.

Kay, so, talking to Rusty now.

You're screaming.

It's fine my story's actually pretty boring.

Oh, karaoke in K Town.

Put it on the list.

Nate does an incredible Miss Independent.

Oh, wow I can't wait to hear that sometime.

Don't pressure him!

I got you.

This is how you talk to your boyfriend.

Boyfriend, whoa whoa.

Let's all calm down shall we, it's been a month.

It's been a pretty great month if you ask me.

Hold on are you saying that you're ready?

I mean, I could be if you are.

I guess I could be too.

Oh my god, is this happening?

Hey Rusty

Oh my god.

You wanna be my boyfriend?

Yes.

Yes?

Yes!

Lacy and Logan just landed.

You wanna go pick 'em up?

Oh sure!

You're coming with me though, right?

Oh, babe.

I haven't seen Nate in forever.

We gots to catch up.

Um, you're gonna make him pick up

your brother and sister without you, in the rain.

Hey!

He's my boyfriend.

Mhm.

Bye.

Bye.

Hurry!

So, what do you think?

Well, he takes direction well.

I know, I'm so lucky.

Uh huh.

Lacy and Logan will eat him for breakfast.

They definitely will.

So read me back that list.

Luke, we need to talk about what happened.

Back in LA when we,

this week is gonna be tricky with our two families

and before the big dinner I want to

at least put this to bed.

No not, because I still haven't really told Aaron.

Why would I, I mean, what I'm trying to say is that

Ellen.

Oh honey, Oh I'm so happy you're here!

You look fantastic.

Oh you stop it immediately.

Can't stop, won't stop, look at you.

Oh fine, look at me!

Look at us.

Oh, angles, angles, angles.

Mom!

What?

I love all my sons.

Hey Nate, pick something off that list, okay?

What are we gonna do today?

Oh, have you ever explored

Central Park's famous waterfalls?

They're filthy but quite scenic.

Great idea, Ellen.

Nate?

I missed you.

I missed you!