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If you're horny and you can't find anyone, just, you know,
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see what I'm up to.
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Are you even attracted to me?
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- Of course.
- What do you mean of course?
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You know we'd be terrible together, right?
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I know, I find you very difficult.
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I get really nervous on dates.
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That's okay.
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Not that I wanna assume this is a date.
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This is a date.
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Good.
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Does one of you have something you'd like to ask me?
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I always thought I was gonna die alone.
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You won't.
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Whoever kills you will be there too.
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I missed you.
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Hey Tyler put these on and give Luke and me
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a second to talk.
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These are not cute.
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I've decided you should be my boyfriend.
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- Whoa.
- Also hi, how are you?
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Literally all I do is listen to you whine.
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You are a bad friend.
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Act like an adult, stop mooching off your parents,
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do something with your life.
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Yeah yeah, says the guy who looks
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at Instagram for a living.
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I never should have let you stay here.
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Yeah well, I'm gone in a week.
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I want you out in the morning.
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I shouldn't have to choose between my boyfriend
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and my best friend, it's not fair, so please don't make me!
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Say it again.
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I miss you so much.
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Am I breaking up with Aaron?
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I'm getting transferred. My job.
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What does that mean?
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I'm moving to New York.
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Wait, what?
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Anxious?
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No, never, no.
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Maybe New York's changed him a little.
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His hair is probably longer,
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that's the only thing that's changed in five months
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unless he cut it or got a real fun wash.
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What's his family like?
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Him, they're like him.
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I'm gonna miss you.
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Heh.
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I said I'm gonna miss you.
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Say it again.
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Nate.
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Oh no I mean I, I agree, I agree.
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- You got everything you need?
- Yeah.
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Did you bring snacks and all that?
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- Just headphones, pills.
- Call me when you get in.
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I'm gonna miss my flight.
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Okay.
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Oh my gosh, can I take a selfie?
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Oh sure.
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Thanks, thanks.
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Yeah sure.
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We had the cleaning crew come this morning
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so everything should be all set.
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Thanks, mom.
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And you're sure it's okay I'm here the whole week?
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Sweetheart, it's called the kid's apartment
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because we got it for our kids.
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Shoes off.
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Anyway your father and I, and Eli, will be just one floor
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or two floors or three floors below, so no stomping.
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No but seriously I will be up here often.
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Often?
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Last I checked my son was in town for a whole week
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and don't think you're too old to hug your mother
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but let's hug later 'cause this is silk.
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Anyway your brother will be up in a second
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and he'll probably bring Katalina.
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Uh, your nutritionist? Eli's--
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Who am I to stand in the way
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of your brother finding himself,
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plus, think of the discount on vitamins.
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Eli and Katalina, wow.
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She also coming to the dinner on Thursday?
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No, no, no, no.
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Eli knows it's just for the two families.
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Everything has been specifically portioned
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by the caterer.
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That's them, I wasn't talking too loud, was I?
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Hi kids, shoes off Eli.
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Hi Mommy. Sup, Nate?
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Eli.
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Glad to see you didn't die on the plane ride over.
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I had my Xanax.
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You remember Katalina.
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- Hi.
- Let's move into the kitchen.
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Oh, Nate, watch this, Katalina, give us a health tip.
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Make veggies your starch.
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Incredible.
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Thanks Ellen, I just love the work so much.
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- And it shows.
- Guess what we just did.
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Eli, no.
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We just had sex in the second floor library.
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Eli!
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Yes, Eli, that room is for books.
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Sorry, who wants a protein shake?
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I'm gonna make one, 'cause my muscles.
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I'm good.
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Okay.
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So Nate, I feel like I haven't heard anything
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about this Aaron, is it? Is that still a thing?
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Very much so, yes.
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He's way hotter than you.
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All those Hollywood stars have work done, you know that.
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He hasn't had any work done.
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That you know of.
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It's been six months, I think I would know.
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Nate, you didn't tell me that this was serious.
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Good for you Nate, a positive relationship
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does wonders to suppress hunger.
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So how come I haven't heard more about this Aaron?
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'cause he's still Jonesin' for Luke.
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Is that true, Nate?
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No.
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Are you still Jones for Luke?
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Hey, weren't you guys living together
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in the Sunshine State?
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It's the Golden State.
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Wow, proud much?
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He was crashing at my place in Silver Lake for a bit.
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I ran into Luke at his mother's art show last week
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and he said he missed you.
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I'm sure he said a lot of things.
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Honey, are you sure that he's in the wrong?
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You do have a tendency to hold grudges.
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Sometimes you just have to spread
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little Nutella guilt free.
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I love that, yes Katalina, yes!
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And I just adore Luke, he's so.
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He's so charming.
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Hey when you guys were living together
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did you ever
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I have a boyfriend!
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I'm sorry, I...
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You must be exhausted, honey.
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All that travel.
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Nah that's just his face.
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Oh.
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We will be downstairs in the main apartment.
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I'll see you on Thursday, Nate.
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Thursday?
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The family dinner.
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Oh, you invited Katalina!
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I'll just have to call the caterer and order another plate
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but yaaay!
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Hello?
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Guess who's in New York?
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Is this?
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Hello, Luke?
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This is Nate.
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Yeah uh, who is this.
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Oh my god hi, I'm Rusty, I've heard so much about you!
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You know what, actually, Luke just stepped in the shower
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but if you can hang on a sec he'll be right out. Hey, babe?!
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You're his-?
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Uh, yeah, for about a month actually.
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Wait, did he tell you about me?
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No.
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Oh God he's so bad at texting.
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How did you meet?
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Okay so get this, so he was wondering around the campus
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at Columbia just, you know, looking for the 1 train
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and I'm a med student there so--
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You know, why don't you just tell Luke that I called,
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thank you so much.
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The doorman just let you up?
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Like Henry could forget me.
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Sure, sure.
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Nathan.
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Nate.
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Judy.
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