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I mean, he’s an actor, he’s better looking than me,
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I have a hard time understanding why he’s still so nervous around me.
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Well, maybe it’s all an act. Maybe he’s about to pull up, throw eggs at your face,
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and call you Josie Grossie.
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No, I think he really likes me.
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I’ve hooked up with lots of actors. Trust me, they’re very vulnerable, anxious people.
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Most of ‘em are on medication for depression.
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Oh, no, no, he's not.
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How do you know, have you asked him?
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I mean, did you ever think you’d be dating someone more neurotic than you?
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Okay, um, that's him.
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So this conversation is... over.
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Tyler...!
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Hi, Nate!
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What, what are...?
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Thanks for the retweet. I got so many new followers.
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Yeah. So no more complaining.
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I missed you.
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Prove it.
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Go downstairs, wait for me.
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You knew that Aaron was coming over.
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Yeah? It's a big apartment.
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It is my bed, Luke. You can't just-
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Come on. It's our bed.
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It's not like you and Aaron are using it any time soon.
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You don't know that.
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Oh. But I do.
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You guys are like a straight couple.
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You don't even like him!
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So?
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I've decided you should be my boyfriend.
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Whoa.
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Also hi how are you.
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Good?
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We’ve been dating for almost a month now and I really like you and I’m not dating anyone else and I get the sense that you feel the same way that I do?
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And you don’t seem the type who would ask me to prom and then show up to my house in a limo and it looks like you’re holding a rose
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but then it’s eggs and you throw eggs at my dress, I cry!
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Is that Never Been K-
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I also don't even care if you’re on anti-depressants because truth be told I take plenty of Klonopin myself.
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And just because I want to date you more officially doesn’t mean we have to rush into the physical things but also it means we CAN, when you’re ready, you know?
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Say something.
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Can I come in?
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Yeah.
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Nate doesn't mind we're in his bed?
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He loves it, actually.
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- Really?
- Yeah.
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He's a kinkster.
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He really likes to listen to it, by the way,
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so don't hold back.
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I didn't know Luke was seeing anyone.
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He's not.
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Ah. To be young.
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So, Nate-
- Listen, this is-
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Luke knew that you were coming over-
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He plays this, this, this game...
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I really actually don't want to talk about Luke.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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Doobeedoobeedoo!
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Well. This is better.
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Yes it is. Okay, listen, when I was talking to you before about-
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Nathan?! Is that you?!
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Oh hi, Debbie, hi, how are you?
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Hi honey. Did you have a break-in last night?
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Wait, what are you talking about?
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Well, I was gonna call you but I don't have your number so I called your parents.
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What happened?
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Well. I came out on the deck late last night,
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and there were two gentlemen up there?
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Now I know that one of them wasn't you because you've got that sweet little piccolo voice.
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Anyway, I called out your name, and, well then it just went quiet. I mean quiet as a graveyard.
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So I pretended to go back into my flat, you know,
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I slammed the door real loud but I stayed out here, kind of like Murder She Wrote?
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Anyway! After a while, do you know what I heard?
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The sounds of intercourse!
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Luke.
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Nathan, honey. You know that I love the gays.
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I marched in the gay pride parade this summer with the TD Bank. It was hot.
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- Jesus.
- But my grandkids come over to visit quite often and,
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I don't want them exposed to outdoor sex, especially since
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they haven't been exposed to indoor sex!
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Were they friends of yours?
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Nathan?
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Listen. All those things that I said before, I am sorry,
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I should not have thrown that at you. So just,
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Let's forget all of that.
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I dont want to forget it!
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Why?
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I thought you already were my boyfriend. Right?
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- Yeah!
- Yeah.
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- Okay.
- Okay!
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Um. Just. Um. Wait here.
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Okay!
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I’m just saying, it took several years of eating disorders and various addictions but I finally feel like me, you know?
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Knock, knock, cover up!
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Hey Tyler, put these on and give Luke and me a second to talk?
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These are not cute.
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Oh my god. Are you.. Aaron Rispoli?!
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- Oh...
- You are. Oh my god, Chatty Chad is like my favorite show ever! What are you doing here?!
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Wait. Oh my god. I must be dreaming! This is amazing!
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Okay...?
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Oh.
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- YAAAASSS!
- Oh, you got it?
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Yah. Oh. I’m gonna need you to post this to your instagram first.
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What’s your number?
- Nate??
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- Actually...
- 212? 646?...
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What's up?
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I think it’s time for you to move out.
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