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I want both of you.

You can't have both of us.

Please.

What for?

To be side by side, squeezing my hands when it gets too intense.

I'm not enough?

I didn't say that. But, think about it. The three of us together?

We'd get soaked.

Fine, but you have to talk to him.

Not without you!

It's been a long day and I'm tired of crying about the things I can't change.

He's your dad, too! He... He was umm...

- Line! - "He might have left-"

He might have left when you were little, Katie, but you're not little anymore. We finally have a chance.

Listen to me:

I’m not getting on Splash Mountain without my sister and my Dad.

The three of us together, the cold water hitting our cheeks.

Let’s be a family again, Katie. One last time.

You are so good.

This script is terrible!

You make it so good.

- You know, you're pretty good, too. - Really?

- Did you take a class? - Oh no, no, no, no, no.

Come on. Give me those high school credits.

Um, well actually, I ran the spotlight for Fiddler on the Roof.

- You were a spot-op! - Yeah!

Well anyway, during tech week the Fruma Sarah got bronchitis,

and so I got to... audition.

For Fruma Sarah?

I was grateful for the opportunity.

What's this for?

I don't know. Some TV movie. I don't really like talking about auditions.

Oh. Okay.

No, no no, I'll talk about them with you, I just,

don't want to talk about them with anyone else.

Okay.

- Can we go again? - Mhm. - Okay.

Dad can wait at the gift shop. Now let’s get on Splash Mountain.

- I want both of you. - You can't have both of us!

Hey!

Oh, sorry, are we being too loud?

Oh, you didn't want me to hear all of that?

- Was I being too loud? - Isn't this your apartment?

Yeah yeah yeah, but he lets me watch my Soaps.

Whatcha doin?

Working on... hanging.

- Yeah, just hanging around. - In the apartment.

Whoa. Me too. That's crazy.

Funny story, um, the battery in my headphones just died, so I overheard a little somethin somethin.

- Oh, that was just this TV movie that I- - Totally, totally.

Uh, Netflix? Hulu? - Umm...

Aaron, you like Pretty Woman? I still have a few hours left on my iTunes rental.

- Okay, Luke? We were kind of- - Hold on.

Does one of you have something you'd like to ask me?

Oh! Do you have my Flonase? Because um, Amazon said that they delivered it,

but then I couldn't find the package anywhere so I didn't know if like maybe you put it, you put it somewh- if like you took it, or...

So. Aaron.

Tell me about Laura Dern. - What?

You worked with her, right? I mean that movie was shit, but come on, it's Laura!

I bet she has so many flowy tops just like hanging in her closet.

Oh my god- you have her phone number, don't you?

- Umm... - You do.

You could just like, call her up, real casual, bing bang boom, "Hi Laura.

What are you doing? Come on over. I’m so bored. Let’s do some Vinyasa Flow and catch up on The Crown,”

and she would just-

We only did a few scenes together.

Well, it was two scenes. And a phone call. So three scenes. Well. Two and a half scenes.

Okay...

I’m thinking about getting a new tattoo.

You’re not getting a tattoo.

- Lower? - Absolutely never!

My sister got a tattoo on her ankle.

He’s not talking about ankles.

Should we... talk about ankles?

Okay-

Tell you what. I'm gonna jump in the show-show.

Why don't you guys light up one of these jays, you're welcome, sativa only, Aaron.

I'm gonna rinse off, and, don't miss me too much. Deal?

I better get going.

Whyyy?

My audition's at 9:30, I have to be up at 7.

Ugh, that's awful.

Come with meeee.

To your audition?

Yeah, intimidate the competition.

Ooh, I am very intimidating.

I know. I'm scared of you right now.

That's terrible acting.

Come on. Let me walk you out. - M'lady!

- You're gonna be so good tomorrow. - I'm kind of nervous.

- Don't be. You're the best one. - How do you know?

Because. I stole the audition list, and I broke into everyone's home-

Because you're so intimidating.

Mhm. And I watched them all audition, and it turns out you're the best. That's like a fact, it's like...

Come here.

Hey!

Take care, Luke. It was good to...

Okay!

What.

- Bye. - Bye.

I mean. He's just.

I always thought I was gonna die alone.

You won't. Whoever kills you will be there, too.