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Wait. When was the first time you guys ever googled yourself? Alice, you go first.
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Umm, like... two years ago?
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That's it?
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Yeah I'm not like a social media person like you.
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Luke has too many followers. It's very upsetting.
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That's your thing that you're gonna have to deal with.
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What do you do? Do you like take pictures?
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Other people take the pictures, I fix them up.
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Luke edits stock photos that are then sold to media websites.
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Men shaking hands, women eating yogurt...
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That's amazing. You guys are amazing.
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Aw, babe.
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Okay, so, two years ago:
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Yes! Okay. So. I went on this Tinder date with this guy. And when we sat down at the restauraunt,
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he leans over and he says to me, well he kind of whispered it, actually?
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He says, "I know all about YOU."
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And I was like what does that even mean?! And then he tells me that he Googled me, and I was like,
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I did not tell you you could do that!
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- Well...
- But I did tell him stuff on the app, you know?
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Enough that he could figure out that I worked at the ACLU,
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He pulled up my Yelp reviews, and he even knew my middle school volley ball stats,
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which are really good, but it's just creepin' me out, you know?
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Is it creepy, though? I mean, I Google search every guy I ever meet.
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Why?!
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It's called a background check. I have standards. I need to vet them.
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That's true.
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So I went home and Googled myself for the first time. It was like, I didn't recognize that girl.
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Why, who was she?
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Well, it was me.
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Like, the angle was too low, or...?
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Luke.
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No, that person wasn't the person that ten year old Alice would be proud of, you know?
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So that's when I knew I needed to make a change.
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I quit the ACLU, I went on a month-long hike on the Pacific Crest Trail,
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got home, applied to medical school, didn't get in,
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and I've been selling prescription drugs ever since.
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- That's...
- Wow.
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Yeah. Best date of my life, if you know what I mean.
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What about you guys?
- What about us?
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Nate, are you dating anyone?
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- No!
- Why not? You're so cute!
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Yeah I'm cute, I'm not, I'm not, like I'm not, you know...
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- Do you need a xanax to finish that sentence, babe?
- Oh I have some.
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What, I mean, what about you? Are you dating?
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I guess it kinda depends on what you mean by dating.
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- What about the guy?
- What guy?
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The, the Tinder guy. From your story.
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Oh yeah. Well I actually I texted him, like six months later, I guess to thank him, and the text didn't go through,
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so actually, I Googled him, and it turns that...
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He died.
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- Can I get anyone some water?
- Ooh yeah.
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- What's that?
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- It's a cat.
- I know it's a cat.
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Then why'd you ask?
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Yeah just ignore it, we get alley cats.
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You don't have alleys.
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No, they walks across the streets, I have to slam on the breaks, we get cats.
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Okay.
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Oh shit.
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What?
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- It's stuck under the trash bin.
- Oh no.
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Its tail is all cut up in the wheel.
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Is it dead?!
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I'll call animal control.
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- Sure.
- Yeah.
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So are you watching any good TV shows?
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It's gonna die if it stays there.
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You know, Luke's calling, they'll come, and-
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No, they won't get here in time!
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I'm sure it's gonna be fine.
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No it's not! I think it's really hurt!
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I think you smoked too much weed.
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You. You have to do it.
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What?
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You have to save the cat.
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Why me?
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It's your apartment.
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I'm not going down there.
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Well we'll have to do something!
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- What?!
- Uh, think!
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Uh, if, if I-
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No, not my cat. I don't know whose cat!
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What if I, what if I throw something at it?
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- At the cat?!
- No, at the trashbin!
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If I throw something, hit the trashbin, I can knock it over, free the cat!
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We're all very worried.
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- Okay, what are you gonna throw?
- My shoe!
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Are you sure? Just dont hurt it!
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I'm not going to!
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Left on Sunset...
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- Okay-
- Oh my God okay-
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I'm gonna do this...
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Aaah!!
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Did you just... save a cat?
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Yeah.
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Uh... We're good... actually.
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You did it. You have to get your shoe but you did it.
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So the first time I Googled myself...
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