Original subtitles

Coffee!!!

Come on up!

Morning, everyone! How are we feeling?

Please stop shouting.

Hi, I'm Matteo.

Yes, Matteo, we met last night in the car? I sat in front with the driver?

Uh, do you need a ride home?

No, no, no, I made breakfast.

He doesn't want breakfast.

Oh, I'd love breakfast.

Well, I made some vegetable omelets, and those'll be up in a second,

and I will bring out some bread for the table!

You sound like my grandmother.

Well, ya know, if she's anything like my Grandma Judy, a champion Bridge player,

then I will take that as a compliment!

How'd you guys sleep? You guys sleep well in my bed?

- Oh, thanks, I didn't know that it was your- - It's fine.

Nate loves the couch.

No I do! I love the couch!

Uh, but I usually sleep in my bed. You know,

with Luke.

Oh. Do you two ever...

- Noo. - No, oh God, no way.

I am VERY busy.

Well, then, that's really cool of you.

Keeping him company.

Yeah I just, I don't want him to be alone.

You know? - Yeah.

- Well, I was alone last night and I did just fine, so.

I hope we weren't too loud.

Why? Were you guys up all night talking?

We were having sex.

Yeah it's just so important for people to get to know each other. Like, I remember when Luke and I were getting to know each other,

and it was just like blahaha all the time. Oh, you guys want more coffee?

I'm looking at your snaps from last night. You are so good with filters.

- Nooo. - And you're funny.

- Only a little. - Hey, Luke,

I totally forgot to tell you, I ran into Tyler last night.

You remember Tyler. He was looking for you everywhere.

Who's Tyler?

Oh, umm...

Someone I was kind of dating.

Kind of?

He's just a really good guy. And I don't...

No I get it.

You can't bring yourself to break his heart. Aw Luke.

I had no idea you were so sweet.

I guess I am a little.

No really. You're so sweet.

Yeah, you should probably talk to Tyler before he posts another picture of you on social.

Nate, relax. He has like a hundred followers.

You done? - Oh, yeah.

Are you doing the dishes right now?

Husband material!

So, I'll just take this one...

- Um, bathroom? - Right over there.

What happened to finding me somebody last night?

You can do better than Go-Go Boys.

Probably couldn't name one Meryl Streep movie.

You know we'd be terrible together, right?

I know. I find you very difficult.

What are you going to do without me? I leave on the first.

Yeah, and you haven't even looked for a place yet!

Do you really want me to, though?

Can we please get him out of here?

Are you giving me that massage today?

Full body or no deal.

Deal.

Hey! What's your favorite Meryl Streep movie?

Mamma Mia. Duh.

My Aunt just had a stroke!

- Which one? - Brenda.

- Oh, not again! - Oh God!

Ohhh Matthias, thank you so much for coming over.

- It's Matteo. - I know, right?

- Nate, grab my coat. - But it's summer.

I'll call you!