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[music playing]
What's our next assignment, anyhow?
Camp Goodtimes.
Wait, you mean, a kid's camp?
That's right.
Oh, Jonathan.
Come on, give me a break, will you?
I just told you how I feel.
Now, you tell me I got to go to some camp,
spend time with a bunch of noisy unappreciative spoiled brats.
How do you know they're spoiled?
Because I know.
They're all spoiled.
You think I went to camp when I was a kid?
No, sirree, Bob.
I worked on my grandpa's farm.
I mean, I had it tough.
Not like these kids today.
They don't know what tough is.
I think these kids do.
Oh, really?
Yeah, really.
All these kids have cancer.
Cindy?
Yeah?
What's the kid doing with a needle in the doll?
She's administering a spinal tap.
It's kind of play therapy.
Our kids don't play with dolls in quite
the same way as other kids.
Something wrong, mister?
Nothing at all.
It's OK to cry.
You got a kid in there, huh?
No, I don't got a kid in there.
I feel sorry for the kids in there.
That's all.
Oh, that's all.
I thought you had a real problem.
You wouldn't understand, kid.
Oh, I wouldn't, huh?
What do you think I'm doing?
Entering a Telly Savalas look-alike contest?
Have you ever get the feeling that you're
just completely alone?
That nobody understands anything what you're going through?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, all the time.
My mom says that's what all teenagers feel.
You know, like it's no big deal.
Yeah.
No big deal.
Come on.
Listen, I know you're feeling down right now because you're
not able to play football.
But just think.
Summer is almost here.
We are finally old enough to drive.
Come on, this is so neat.
My dad is buying me a car.
[chuckles] This is going to be the neatest summer
of our lives.
[sighs]
Come on.
It's our first night together in a long time.
What's wrong?
Gary, your hair.
Oh.
My god.
Gary!
Gary!
No autograph.
We're running late.
Back, back. Stand back.
Stand back.
No autographs.
[chattering]
Mr. Winner, your son Jason is having a test today
at the hospital at 2 o'clock.
He'd feel a lot better if you could be there.
Let's go.
[crowd cheering]
All right.
You kids ready for camp?
Yeah!
All right.
Let's go!
Yeah!
[music playing]
KID: Woo!
Curtis?
It's all right.
OK, Goodtimers.
Leave all your suitcases and sleeping bags and stuff here.
We'll pick them up after lunch.
It's burger!
Damn right.
JONATHAN: All right.
All right.
Hey, listen up here, everybody.
Now, we need one to get to work get
hamburgers for the whole table.
Big job, who wants to do it?
Me.
Me.
Curtis, what about you?
I don't know if I could carry it.
I'll probably drop it or something.
Oh, you're never going to know unless you try.
Come on, Curtis.
We're hungry.
Yeah, do it man.
Well, what do I do?
Just go right up to that counter over there,
which says "Bear Cubs" and say, may I have eight hamburgers,
please?
Well, OK.
Um, may I have eight hamburgers for Bear Cubs?
Hey, give me 10 burgers, OK?
Hey, buddy, the little kid was here first.
Oh, I'm sorry.
I didn't even see.
Get out of the way then.
Hey, take it easy, OK.
- You take it easy. - All right.
All right. You both take it easy.
You're way out of line, pal.
I'm sorry, Mark.
Not your problem, Tommy.
It's his.
Where are you going?
Getting out of here.
That's where I'm going.
Who needs this place anyway?
You do.
Oh, is that a joke?
I don't hear anybody laughing.
Ha ha, OK!
Now, where's the phone so I can call my folks and have
them get me out of this dump?
What are you really mad at?
Who cares?
I do.
See, I don't think you're really mad at that kid.
I think you're full of anger.
You just took it out on him.
Will you leave me alone?
You don't understand anything.
You don't have cancer.
No, I don't.
There's a lot of kids who do understand
if you just give them a chance.
[sighs] What about the phone?
There's a phone behind the med shed.
Do you have any change?
Then I'll get back to the Bear Cubs.
- Jonathan. - Mm?
Take a look.
KID: Taste Dustin's potato chips.
You know, when I got diagnosed,
I tried to punch out a guy who looked like Andre the Giant.
Hey, what's wrong?
I have a stomachache.
It is bad?
Yes.
I have a stomachache, and I'm scared, and I want to go home.
I want to go home now.
I'm afraid.
[sobs]
All right.
Jonathan?
Curtis, what's the matter?
I want to go home.
Oh, jeez.
It's awful late.
We can't take you home now.
I'll tell you what we could do.
We could go call your mom.
You could say good night to her if you like.
OK.
OK, come on, pal.
[phone ringing]
Hello?
JONATHAN: Mrs. Johnson?
Yes.
Who's this?
JONATHAN: It's Jonathan Smith.
What's the matter with Curtis?
JONATHAN: Curtis is just fine.
He got a little scared tonight.
He wanted to say good night to you.
Here, I'll put him on.
Relax.
It's all right.
CURTIS: Mommy?
Are you OK, baby?
CURTIS: I'm scared, mommy.
It's all right.
Honey, I know you're scared.
It's scary being away from home for the first time.
But we have all those people up there to protect you
and the doctor, and everything.
So, why don't you just go back to sleep?
And if you still want to come home in the morning,
we can talk about it.
OK?
OK, baby?
CURTIS: OK, I guess.
I love you, sweetheart.
CURTIS: I love you.
I love you too, son.
And I'm proud of you for being such a big boy.
CURTIS: OK.
Bye.
Curtis, let me--
[hang up tone]
He hang up.
Bob, maybe we should go up there tonight just so we--
Sherri.
He needs this break from us.
And so do we.
I know.
I know.
What is this?
What's going on?
Curtis wants to sleep with you.
Could I, please?
Why didn't you let him sleep with you?
You never sleep anyhow.
I offered.
He wants to sleep with you.
Probably because you looked more like a stuffed animal
than I do.
Oh, that's cute, Jonathan.
Cute.
Please?
Oh, all right.
You know I'm not going to get any sleep,
you know, with this kid in bed.
[snoring]
Jonathan?
I think I'd better sleep with you.
Good idea.
Let's go.
OK, guys.
Why didn't King Kong got the Empire State Building?
I don't know.
Why?
He was too big to fit in the elevator.
- Oh. - Oh, man.
That's all right.
I got one.
There was a little kid who came home
from his first day of school and said,
mommy, mommy, you would have been so proud of me today.
And his mom said, what happened?
And he said, teacher asked the question
and I was the only one who can answer it.
And his mom said, that's wonderful.
What was the question?
And he said, who beefed?
[laughter]
Who what?
Beefed.
You know, cut one.
Pass gas.
Oh, nice, Chico.
Are those the only kind of jokes you know?
It was good.
It was gross.
All right.
You tell one.
What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?
Get ant.
Get ant.
Ooh.
Come on.
That's so old.
Dr. Cohn.
It's a good thing you have a medical degree to fall back on.
Who said I had a medical degree?
[kids squealing]
Hi Curtis.
What are you doing?
Nothing.
How come?
Dr. Cohn said I should take it easy today.
Sorta.
He said you couldn't do anything, huh.
No, he didn't say that.
MARK: Oh, what about swimming?
I bet you could do that.
I don't want to.
Curtis, look.
There's a whole lot of guys here with no hair.
Nobody's going to notice.
And nobody's going to make fun of you.
I know.
I just don't want to.
That's all.
Everybody's trying to get me to do stuff.
And I just don't want to.
All right.
I'll see you around.
Bye.
Any luck?
No.
Would you talk to him?
You're the angel.
This wouldn't do any good.
If an angel can't help him, who can?
A child should lead us.
What are you talking about?
You'll see.
[whistles] Hey, one at a time on the slide.
Hey, Curtis.
Um, let's go swimming.
- I don't want to. - Oh, come on.
We'll have fun.
I said no.
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to yell at you.
I just don't want to take my hat off.
Your hat?
Yeah.
Look, I'll make you a deal.
You take off your hat, and I'll take off my leg.
What do you say?
OK.
Hey.
Take a look.
I'll be damned.
That was a very poor choice of words, don't you think?
Oh, yeah.
Sorry.
I got to get some more floss.
[laughs] Oh.
Hey, Gary.
How are you doing?
Just great.
Hi Gary.
Hi.
Hey, Gary.
Good girl, huh.
She's gorgeous.
I think she likes you.
I can't-- serious, man.
She's 18 or 19.
Besides, she's a counselor.
What's that supposed to mean?
She's like you.
She doesn't have cancer.
She's probably just up here because she
feels sorry for a bunch of bald-headed freaks like me.
Mrs. Johnson, what brings you out here?
I hope Curtis didn't call you again.
No.
But-- Jonathan, I think this was a mistake.
Curtis isn't ready for this yet.
Oh, I really think you're wrong.
Look, he was terrified last night.
And it broke my heart to have to tell
him that I wouldn't come and get him when he said he wanted me.
So I'm going to take him home.
Maybe next year.
Jonathan?
Don't tell him I was here.
Boom chika boom.
I said boom chika boom.
I said boom chika boom.
I said boom chika-rack, chika-rack, chika boom.
I said boom chika-racket, chika-racket, chicka boom.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
A-ha.
A-ha.
One more time.
One more time.
A little softer.
Boom chika boom.
I said boom chika book.
I said boom chika boom.
I said boom chika boom.
I said boom chika boom.
What the hell is wrong with all of you?
Everything is going to be OK.
Why is everybody pretending that everything's
going to be just fine?
It isn't!
We got cancer.
We all got cancer.
Why is everybody walking around like everything's so great?
We're going to die.
Dummies.
We're going to die.
I said boom chika boom.
I said boom chika boom.
I said boom chika boom.
I said boom chika boom.
I said boom chika-racket, chika-racket,
chika-racket chika boom.
I said boom chika-racket, chicka-racket,
chika-racket, chika boom.
A-ha.
A-ha. Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
One more time.
[singing continues]
Hey, Gary.
It's OK to cry.
Honest, it is.
I even do it sometimes too.
[kids cheering]
All right, you guys. Good games.
Good game.
We'll get them next time, all right?
All right.
Take your gloves with you and head on up there
and get ready for swimming.
Yeah.
You guys [inaudible] last night?
Yeah, sure.
Yeah, mine.
What about you, Jason?
You're finally going to get to meet this real famous father
you got?
Um.
I don't know.
He's on the road now.
What is he, a truck driver?
Who are you, dumb?
That means he's on tour.
Yeah.
And he wants to come a lot.
But he's going to be in Nashville
or something, maybe New York.
I bet he's not even your father.
I bet it's all a bunch of bull.
It is not.
It is so.
- Is not. - Hey, Jimmy.
Tell him.
Hey, Jimmy.
What's wrong?
I don't know.
I think I'm going to be sick.
All right.
Let's see a little hustle if you want to go swimming
Jimmy doesn't feel good.
Yeah?
What's wrong, pal?
I think I better go to the med shed.
Yeah, all right.
Look, you guys going up to the bunkhouse.
Get into your swim trunks.
We'll be along in a minute.
Come on, pal.
Ah.
I hope I don't have to miss swimming.
Hey, Gary.
How are you doing?
Good.
Are you going to punk it up tonight?
For what?
The dance.
No, I'm not going.
Come on, man.
It's going to be a bar.
Even the doctor is up for the punk dance.
I just don't feel like going.
It's sure going to disappoint Trish.
What?
Trish, the fox?
What about her?
She likes you.
Oh, get out of here.
TOMMY: It's the truth, man.
I heard her talking to Cindy.
What did she say?
Ah.
She was just saying how wasn't it, um, that a guy who is 18
could go out with a girl who is 16.
But if a girl who is 18 like the guy who is 16,
everybody laugh or something.
She said that?
TOMMY: Yeah.
And then she said how she likes you.
I mean, an 18-year-old liking a 16-year-old, that is
heavy duty, man.
And she doesn't even need a bag over her face either.
She is a fox.
Yeah, she's OK, I guess.
TOMMY: She's OK?
[chuckles] She's got every guy up here drooling and you say
she's OK?
Next time you go to the med shed,
you better have them check your eyes.
GARY: Hey, Tommy.
Yeah?
I'll see you at the dance.
I don't blame you.
Lucky.
Hey, Mark.
You have any more sunscreen?
I need some for my head.
What are you doing with Jimmy's stuff?
Oh, um.
Jimmy wasn't feeling very good and he went home.
But he was OK.
Yeah, I know.
Dr. Cohn just didn't want to take any chances, you know.
Probably no big deal.
They wouldn't pull him out of camp if it was no big deal.
Don't lie to me.
Jimmy is really sick.
Took him to the hospital.
Is he-- is he going to die?
I don't know.
But why?
He's my best friend.
What-- why does it have to be him?
We're having so much fun.
It's not fair.
It's just unfair.
It sure isn't, kiddo.
It sure isn't.
If I die and I go to heaven, I get to meet God.
And I'm going to punch him right his nose.
I mean, it had to be some kind of bad guy that you could shoot
or something.
If cancer was a man, I'd--
I'd tear him limb from limb for you, kid.
I swear to God, I would.
(SINGING) I acted like a fool.
Oh, the first time we met.
But the golden rule, told you everything going on in my head.
I came on too strong I know.
For the feeling said don't let it go.
You've got everything I need.
Hey, Tommy.
Are you having a good time?
Great.
Did you see Gary around in here?
Man, I'm getting really tired of that guy, you know.
I mean, he's all fired up about coming down here.
And then he got one of his moods or something.
Did he think he was the only kid who ever had cancer?
What do you mean?
What happened?
I don't know.
Something must have happened.
All of a sudden, he said he just couldn't come here.
You wouldn't think it might be something the doctor
said to him, wouldn't you?
Jeez.
I didn't think of that.
Maybe it was something about his leg.
Maybe they found they couldn't save it or something.
I'm going to go talk him. - No, no.
Let me handle this, all right?
Yeah.
I sure hope it wasn't about his leg.
So do I.
[sighs]
JONATHAN: Hey, Gary.
People down at the dance are asking about you.
I'm not going.
- What's wrong? - I'm not going.
That's all.
I can't.
You want to tell me what happened?
I broke out, OK?
You broke out?
That's right.
I broke out.
What's that mean?
What's that mean?
A zit, that's what it means.
You mean a pimple?
Do you believe that?
They're shooting me up at about 100 gallons
of industrial strength chemo and it can't even control a zit?
[laughs]
GARY: What are you laughing at?
You know what a turnoff zits are to girls,
especially 18-year-olds.
Gary, you got cancer and you're
staying up here instead of going to the dance
because you got a pimple?
Jonathan, everybody here has cancer.
I'm the only one that has a zit.
Gary, go to the dance.
It's dark.
Trish isn't even going to noticed.
She's been asking about you.
She has?
JONATHAN: Yeah, she has.
I mean, the only one she's danced with so far is Mark.
And I don't think he's any competition.
Now, come on.
OK.
OK, I'm going.
Are you sure you can't see it?
Gary, go to the dance before I kick you out of here.
[music playing]
(SINGING) Shout.
Shout.
Let it all out.
These are the things I can do without.
Come on.
Hey, Jason.
Um, this is your dad, isn't it?
Sure.
That's my dad.
See?
Your dad is Miki Winner?
KID: He's just told you that.
Look, Jason.
He's giving this big concert up in Santa Barbara.
I mean, that's only 45 minutes from here.
So what?
KID 1: So you said he's supposed to be in New York or something.
Or he probably changed his plans just so he could
be here for parents night.
KID 2: He's coming here for parents' night?
KID 1: Sure, he is.
He's his father, Amy.
And he's going to be right here.
He'll probably put a show or something too.
Huh, Jason?
AMY: He's going to put on a show.
When do we tell the girls?
Let's go.
Hey, I didn't say he'd entertain for sure.
Oh, he will.
I'm going to go tell the guys.
Hey, I won't tell anybody.
(SINGING) Those one-track minds who
took you for a wrecking ball.
Tommy, come here.
Are you OK, man?
You all right?
Can you see my zit?
What zit?
Never mind.
(SINGING) You shouldn't have to shout for joy.
You shouldn't have to shout for joy.
Let it all out.
These are the things--
Can I come in?
Oh, actually, it's up to Trish.
Sure.
Yeah, but I get to lead, you know.
Oh, you mean her?
After.
It's fine.
I can find somebody else.
See you later.
(SINGING) They gave you lies.
And in return you gave them tales as cold as ice.
I hope we live to tell the tale.
I hope we live to tell the tales.
Jonathan?
Yeah?
I feel really sick.
Can you take me to the med shed?
I don't think anybody is in the med shed right now, Jason.
Jonathan, I'm really sick.
OK, come on.
We'll find Dr. Cohn.
So where do you live anyway?
Santa Monica.
How about you?
- Down the valley. - Uh-huh?
Yeah.
That's only half hour away.
I go there all the time.
Yeah.
I was thinking.
Maybe when camp's over--
oh, nothing. It's stupid.
What?
Nothing.
I mean, you wouldn't want to see me outside of camp.
Why do you say that?
Because you're a counselor.
Gary, there's only two years difference between us.
Not even that, a year and four months.
Checked your birthday.
Why did I tell you this?
A year and four and a half months, to be exact.
I checked too.
[laughter]
Well, you could hardly call me a child molester.
True.
[chuckles]
God.
What?
Nothing.
Come on.
I don't know.
I mean, I'm so nervous about seeing you tonight.
Me too.
You were?
Oh, you know how it is when you really like somebody.
Yeah, I know.
[kids giggling]
- I think we've been followed. - Yeah.
Let's loose them.
OK.
[music playing]
[gasps]
Gary, it's all right.
Just get away from me. Just get away.
Gary, listen.
I know how you feel.
But you don't.
Gary.
The only reason why I'm a counselor
is because I'm too old to be a camper.
Look at me.
Gary.
Look at me.
Jason, I don't think there's a thing wrong with you.
But I don't feel good.
I feel sick.
Well, why don't you just get some sleep
and we'll see how you are tomorrow?
I don't want to stay here.
I'm sick and I want to go home.
I want to call my mom.
Look, doc, you look too good to miss any more of the dance.
I'll take him to the phone.
OK.
I still think you would change your mind, Jason.
This is all about your dad, isn't it?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Oh, come on, Jason.
I heard the kids talking about your father
coming up tomorrow night putting on a show.
I didn't tell them he was.
They just saw this thing in the paper.
Now, everybody's blabbing how he's going
to come up here and everything.
Jonathan, my dad can't stand being around me.
There's no way he'll come up to a camp full of cancer kids.
I just don't want to be here when he doesn't show.
Do you understand?
Yeah.
Yeah, I do.
But your mom's coming up.
She's been looking forward to it.
Do you really think it's right to wreck everything for her?
No.
I guess not.
Why is he like that, Jonathan?
It's just real hard for some people
to see the ones they love in pain.
So they run away from it.
Your dad's got a good excuse.
He just stays on tour.
Everybody here has cancer.
And I'm the only one who has a father who hates him for it.
It's not my fault I have cancer.
Why can't he understand that?
Why can't he love me?
He used to.
I'm still the same kid.
Maybe he will understand that someday.
[music playing]
(SINGING) You've got everything you need.
I need everything.
You've got everything you want.
I want everything.
You've got everything you need.
I need everything.
You've got everything I want.
I want everything.
You've got everything I need.
I need everything.
You've got everything I want, that I want.
I want everything you've got.
[cheering]
Hey, buddy.
No one's allowed back here. - I know.
I'm looking for Miki Winner's dressing room.
A little old to be a groupie, aren't you?
Well, I have to talk to him.
It's a personal matter.
Well, that's too bad.
Because no one's allowed backstage.
Now, move it before I stop being nice.
My friend, I got to tell you.
I'm just not in the mood for you tonight.
OK.
I warned you.
If that's as hard as you hit, I suggest you step back.
You have a nice night.
What are you doing in here?
Mr. Winner, my name is Jonathan Smith.
I don't care who you are.
You don't belong in here.
I'm here to talk to you about your son.
Wait a minute.
I've seen you. - Right.
Right at the theater the other day.
You were in a hurry.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Well, I'm in a hurry tonight too.
No, this won't take long.
Tomorrow night is parents' night at the camp.
Did you know that? - Yeah.
Yeah, I know that.
I got a show tomorrow night.
His mom will be with him.
He needs his father.
Listen, I appreciate you coming down here.
But you don't know the whole story.
Jason's mom and I are just about ready to split up.
We don't even talk anymore.
Look, your problems with your wife, your own business.
I'm here to talk to you about your son.
Look, man.
You don't have any idea what this is like, what
this cancer thing does to a whole family,
not just the one who has it.
Yeah, your son has a little pal, his best
friend in the whole world.
His name is Jimmy.
Jimmy is in the hospital tonight.
He's real sick.
Now, what do you think that does to a little 10-year-old boy
and know that his best friend is in the hospital maybe
dying from the same disease that he's got?
He's scared, Mr. Winner.
He needs his dad.
I think you said about enough.
[sighs] I guess I have.
You know, you have managed to do something to your son
that even cancer couldn't do.
You know what he told me tonight?
He told me he wished he was dead.
Yeah.
Yeah, a little guy that fought as hard to stay alive,
he doesn't give a damn anymore because he thinks his father
hates him.
He needs you to be with him tomorrow night.
Can't you understand that?
There's no way.
I've got a sold out concert tomorrow night.
I can't just walk out.
No, I suppose not.
It's so much easier to walk out on your son.
[music playing]
Mom, dad!
Hi, darling.
- Hi. - Oh, gosh.
How you doing?
Ooh.
- How are you doing, dad? - Good.
Real good.
Have you get enough to eat?
Yeah, sure.
Listen, dad.
Um, I wanted to ask you something.
It involves money.
Ah.
What do you have in mind?
I was thinking.
If worse comes to worse and they do have to chop the leg off--
GARY'S MOM: Gary.
Let's cross that bridge when we come to it.
I'm not looking forward to it.
I'm just saying what if, you know.
They do have to do it.
There's this new prosthesis they got.
Some of the guys here were telling me about it.
That's rigged up so you can jog and everything.
I mean, I know football and stuff would be out.
But one of the guys here has one and you have
to see all the stuff he can do.
The only problem is it costs a lot more.
So, anyway, it's just something to think about.
Right.
Come on, I'll show you around.
Have you made any friends up here?
Yeah, this kid named Tommy.
Almost punched him out the first day.
But he's a real neat guy.
And I sort of have a girlfriend, except we
kind of have to cool round here because she's
a counselor and all.
GARY'S MOM: A counselor? How old is she?
GARY: 18.
She's really something too.
GARY'S MOM: 18?
GARY: Yeah.
I want you to meet her.
She's as bald as I am.
But you'd never know it because she wears a wig and all.
GARY'S MOM: [laughs]
I got a fish with my friend and they let us cook it.
It tasted lousy.
But I ate it anyways.
Hey, dad.
Maybe you and me can go fishing sometime.
How about next weekend?
Great.
And I was swimming with my friend Josh.
He only has one leg.
But he swims like fish.
Did you miss us a lot?
Ah, nope.
Come on.
What about that night you called?
Oh.
[chuckles] I was just calling to see if you guys were OK.
These pictures are really great, Jason.
Can we go now, mom?
No, I want to stay for the campfire and everything.
What's wrong?
You always love camp.
I don't know.
Just with Jimmy sick and in the hospital and everything.
And everybody expecting dad to show up.
Jason, all the kids are so into showing off
for their folks.
They'll forget all about it by tonight.
You'll see.
Let's just have a good time.
Just you and me, OK?
OK.
OK, campers, parents, everybody, take your seats.
We've got a great show for you tonight.
But before we begin, one of our new counselors, Mark Gordon,
wants to say something.
Well, guys, I guess what I want to say is, uh--
(SINGING) Have you ever seen a windbag?
A windbag, a windbag.
Have you ever seen a windbag?
Well, you see him right now.
[laughter]
Cute, guys. Cute.
Cute, cute, cute.
Are we all done now?
All right, look.
Um.
I guess what I want to say is, um,
I didn't want to come here in the first place.
CROWD: Boo!
All right.
But that's before I met you guys.
All right?
I mean, I could have done without Curtis
waking up 3 o'clock in the morning to go to the bathroom.
[laughter]
MARK: I could have done without getting water dumped on me,
knocked in the pool, spaghetti all over me.
Um, I guess, really what I want to say
is, uh, this week with you guys have been
the greatest week of my life.
I love you.
And I just hope you'll ask me back next year.
[applause]
WOMAN: Thank you, Mark.
We have a very special treat for you tonight.
A camper we've all missed is back to join in, worms and all.
[whistles]
[applause]
Jimmy.
Bet you thought I was dead, huh.
WOMAN: OK, campers.
Let's sing.
(SINGING) Reach out and touch somebody's hand.
Make this world a better place if you can.
Reach out and touch somebody's hand.
Make this world a better place if you can.
Reach out and touch somebody's hand.
Make this world a better place if you can.
Reach out and touch somebody's hand.
Make this world a better place if you can.
Reach out and touch somebody's hand--
Jason, look.
My dad.
(SINGING) Reach out and touch somebody's hand.
Make this world a better place if you can.
Reach out and touch somebody's hand.
Make this world a better place if you can.
Reach out and touch somebody's hand.
Make this world a better place if you can.
Reach out and touch somebody's hand.
Make this world a better place if you can.
Reach out and touch somebody's hand.
Make this world a better place if you can.
Reach out and touch somebody's hand.
Make this world a better place if you can.
Reach out and touch somebody's hand.
Make this world a better place if you can.
[music playing]
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