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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,668 --> 00:00:04,421 (playful music) 2 00:00:18,685 --> 00:00:21,354 (upbeat music) 3 00:00:25,942 --> 00:00:28,695 ♪ Get your motor runnin' ♪ 4 00:00:28,778 --> 00:00:31,865 ♪ Head out on the highway ♪ 5 00:00:31,948 --> 00:00:35,201 ♪ Lookin' for adventure ♪ 6 00:00:35,285 --> 00:00:37,370 ♪ And whatever comes our way ♪ 7 00:00:37,454 --> 00:00:39,038 - [Hitpig] When your kitty's left the city. 8 00:00:39,122 --> 00:00:41,040 When your moose is on the loose. 9 00:00:41,124 --> 00:00:44,461 When your cow has said ciao, you need me. 10 00:00:44,544 --> 00:00:45,962 My friends call me- 11 00:00:46,045 --> 00:00:47,797 Wait, I don't have friends. 12 00:00:47,881 --> 00:00:49,466 I call me "Hitpig." 13 00:00:50,717 --> 00:00:53,553 ♪ Born to be wild ♪ 14 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:56,890 - [Hitpig] You see, I was raised by 15 00:00:56,973 --> 00:00:59,142 the legendary pet bounty hunter, Big Bertha, 16 00:00:59,225 --> 00:01:00,977 and I was her super cool sidekick. 17 00:01:01,060 --> 00:01:03,563 You know, like Batman and Robin, Ben and Jerry, 18 00:01:03,646 --> 00:01:07,275 Aquaman and whoever the heck Aquaman's sidekick was. 19 00:01:07,358 --> 00:01:08,818 Fish? No. Doesn't matter. 20 00:01:08,902 --> 00:01:11,738 We caught cats, hamsters, snakes, all that for money. 21 00:01:11,821 --> 00:01:13,615 You get the idea. 22 00:01:13,698 --> 00:01:15,325 She taught me everything I needed to know 23 00:01:15,408 --> 00:01:17,243 about the bounty biz. 24 00:01:17,327 --> 00:01:18,578 (Bertha blowing) 25 00:01:18,661 --> 00:01:19,579 How to dress. 26 00:01:19,662 --> 00:01:20,914 I mean, yeah, 27 00:01:20,997 --> 00:01:22,791 she got this at an American Girl store, but.. 28 00:01:22,874 --> 00:01:25,084 She trained me how to be half Dr. Doolittle, 29 00:01:25,168 --> 00:01:27,754 half James Bond, half Mandalorian. 30 00:01:27,837 --> 00:01:29,088 And yes, I know that's three halves. 31 00:01:29,172 --> 00:01:31,257 She wasn't great at math. 32 00:01:31,341 --> 00:01:32,634 And she taught me how to make an omelet 33 00:01:32,717 --> 00:01:35,428 without breaking any eggs, which is impossible. 34 00:01:35,512 --> 00:01:38,014 So I guess it was a metaphor, but it doesn't matter. 35 00:01:38,097 --> 00:01:40,183 She was a good business woman. 36 00:01:40,266 --> 00:01:43,603 - This business can be very rewarding. 37 00:01:43,686 --> 00:01:46,648 - [Hitpig] Then one day a call came in, Tiny the Lizard, 38 00:01:46,731 --> 00:01:49,442 a thousand bucks, which seemed high for a lizard. 39 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:52,362 - It's just an easy peasy, tiny lizard. 40 00:01:52,445 --> 00:01:54,280 I'll be right back. 41 00:01:54,364 --> 00:01:56,449 Here, Tiny, Tiny, Tiny. 42 00:01:56,533 --> 00:01:59,202 - [Hitpig] Turns out Tiny wasn't so tiny. 43 00:01:59,285 --> 00:02:00,620 Tiny was a crocodile. 44 00:02:00,703 --> 00:02:03,122 (dramatic music) 45 00:02:03,206 --> 00:02:06,292 Just like that, Bertha was gone. 46 00:02:06,376 --> 00:02:08,962 (light music) 47 00:02:10,547 --> 00:02:15,301 ♪ Start wearing purple, wearing purple ♪ 48 00:02:15,385 --> 00:02:18,721 ♪ Start wearing purple for me now ♪ 49 00:02:18,805 --> 00:02:21,224 - All right, here we go! 50 00:02:21,307 --> 00:02:24,894 Mr. Secretary wants us to run a test. 51 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:27,397 Wakey, winky, stinky tubes skunk. 52 00:02:27,480 --> 00:02:31,067 Call HR! My coworkers are trying to kill me! 53 00:02:31,150 --> 00:02:33,653 - Gotcha! Right this way. 54 00:02:33,736 --> 00:02:36,531 - Not this again, please! 55 00:02:36,614 --> 00:02:37,824 - You know the drill. 56 00:02:37,907 --> 00:02:39,993 Skedaddle down the tube to the plutonium room. 57 00:02:40,076 --> 00:02:42,328 Do not touch the glowy thing! 58 00:02:42,412 --> 00:02:45,206 Then you come back and we test your radiation levels. 59 00:02:45,290 --> 00:02:50,044 Pieces of cake. Remember, do not touch the glowy thing! 60 00:02:50,128 --> 00:02:53,423 (polecat yelling) (lid shutting) 61 00:02:53,506 --> 00:02:56,092 (device beeping) 62 00:02:56,175 --> 00:02:57,760 - Do not touch the glowy thing? 63 00:02:57,844 --> 00:03:00,388 Honey, that's my ticket outta here! 64 00:03:00,471 --> 00:03:03,433 - Go left! (worker imitating Pacman) 65 00:03:03,516 --> 00:03:05,101 (laughs) I love that game. 66 00:03:05,184 --> 00:03:06,936 - [Polecat] I knew I shouldn't have traded shifts 67 00:03:07,020 --> 00:03:08,104 with the hamster! 68 00:03:08,187 --> 00:03:10,523 (metal clanging) (polecat exclaiming) 69 00:03:10,607 --> 00:03:11,441 - Bullseye! 70 00:03:11,524 --> 00:03:13,860 Do not touch the glowy thing! 71 00:03:14,777 --> 00:03:17,280 No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 72 00:03:17,363 --> 00:03:20,283 (polecat yelling) 73 00:03:20,366 --> 00:03:23,536 (lid opening) (workers yelling) 74 00:03:23,620 --> 00:03:27,832 - Hey, I feel all tingly and now I'm glowing pink? 75 00:03:29,500 --> 00:03:31,461 Ooh, new look. Who dis? 76 00:03:32,712 --> 00:03:34,213 - Bad tube skunk! 77 00:03:34,297 --> 00:03:36,966 - Uh, pole cat, not tube skunk! 78 00:03:37,050 --> 00:03:39,093 Woo-hoo, freedom! 79 00:03:39,177 --> 00:03:43,473 - Oh, hello. Oh, everything's fine, Mr. Secretary. 80 00:03:43,556 --> 00:03:44,933 How's the radiation level? 81 00:03:45,016 --> 00:03:48,144 (bird exploding) Oh, fine. 82 00:03:48,227 --> 00:03:49,562 - What's up? (bird exploding) 83 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:50,980 What's up? What's up? 84 00:03:51,064 --> 00:03:52,148 (workers yelling) 85 00:03:52,231 --> 00:03:54,984 (building exploding) Oh! It's big! 86 00:03:55,068 --> 00:03:55,860 - Freedom! 87 00:04:00,198 --> 00:04:03,076 Woo-hoo, hello world! Here I come. 88 00:04:03,159 --> 00:04:06,496 I got a glowing bum, full of plutonium! 89 00:04:08,373 --> 00:04:09,832 What? 90 00:04:09,916 --> 00:04:12,502 - [Hitpig] Party's over, pole cat. 91 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:14,003 (polecat yelling) (net shooting) 92 00:04:14,087 --> 00:04:15,254 (polecat exclaiming) 93 00:04:15,338 --> 00:04:17,715 - Hey! Hot truffles, not me! 94 00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:20,093 You need therapy! 95 00:04:21,386 --> 00:04:23,721 Where's your humanity, pig? 96 00:04:25,014 --> 00:04:27,850 - Oink. (polecat yelling) 97 00:04:27,934 --> 00:04:31,104 (building exploding) 98 00:04:31,938 --> 00:04:33,773 - Wow! Ex-squeeze me. 99 00:04:34,941 --> 00:04:37,360 I'm not quite sure what happened there. 100 00:04:37,443 --> 00:04:38,695 - Whoa. 101 00:04:38,778 --> 00:04:39,946 Some guys cut the cheese, but you, brother, 102 00:04:40,029 --> 00:04:41,531 you destroy the cheese. 103 00:04:41,614 --> 00:04:43,783 You cut the cheese, then you go find the cheese's family, 104 00:04:43,866 --> 00:04:45,034 and then you cut them. 105 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:47,286 - Peter Parker gets radiation poisoning 106 00:04:47,370 --> 00:04:49,539 and shoots webs out of his wrist. 107 00:04:49,622 --> 00:04:52,125 Me, apparently I shoot nukes out of my- 108 00:04:52,208 --> 00:04:54,043 - Hey, be careful with that thing. 109 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:56,379 - Look, your cousin Porky. 110 00:04:56,462 --> 00:04:57,964 (Hitpig sighing) (polecat exclaiming) 111 00:04:58,047 --> 00:05:00,216 Adios, cocktail fake. 112 00:05:00,299 --> 00:05:02,051 - Not so fast, Radiation Rump. 113 00:05:02,135 --> 00:05:03,302 (goo exploding) 114 00:05:03,386 --> 00:05:05,388 (groans) I had it on selfie mode. 115 00:05:05,471 --> 00:05:07,807 (gun shooting) 116 00:05:07,890 --> 00:05:09,642 - That's nasty. 117 00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:11,811 - Consider yourself.. hit. 118 00:05:11,894 --> 00:05:13,479 Whoa. What was that? 119 00:05:13,563 --> 00:05:15,565 That was terrible. Lemme try that again. 120 00:05:15,648 --> 00:05:17,900 Consider yourself hit. 121 00:05:17,984 --> 00:05:18,735 Boom! Nailed it! 122 00:05:18,818 --> 00:05:20,028 (dramatic music) 123 00:05:20,111 --> 00:05:21,654 - [Announcer] The newest show in Vegas, 124 00:05:21,738 --> 00:05:24,157 featuring Pickles the dancing elephant 125 00:05:24,240 --> 00:05:26,075 will be out of this world, 126 00:05:26,159 --> 00:05:28,244 so says the Leapin' Lord of the Leotard. 127 00:05:28,327 --> 00:05:31,539 He has staged some of the worst animal acts ever. 128 00:05:31,622 --> 00:05:33,249 He trained his three ton elephant Pickles 129 00:05:33,332 --> 00:05:36,586 to leap into his arms, breaking every bone in his body. 130 00:05:36,669 --> 00:05:39,589 After two years in the hospital, he trained Pickles 131 00:05:39,672 --> 00:05:41,674 to leap into the arms of his poodle. 132 00:05:41,758 --> 00:05:43,342 (elephant thudding) A far worse idea. 133 00:05:43,426 --> 00:05:46,095 The Leapin' Lord squandered his family's reputation 134 00:05:46,179 --> 00:05:48,347 and fortune, and they have disowned him. 135 00:05:48,431 --> 00:05:50,433 Undeterred, the Leapin' Lord guarantees 136 00:05:50,516 --> 00:05:52,935 no one will walk out of this show. 137 00:05:53,019 --> 00:05:56,355 We saw hope Pickles will be okay. 138 00:05:56,439 --> 00:05:59,108 - [Leapin' Lord] It's showtime! 139 00:06:00,443 --> 00:06:02,487 Dancers, take positions! 140 00:06:03,362 --> 00:06:06,616 - And now, Pickle the Elephant! 141 00:06:06,699 --> 00:06:08,951 (hisses) That's your cue, Poodles. 142 00:06:09,035 --> 00:06:12,121 - Where's the motivational coach? 143 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:17,293 (crocodile snapping) (upbeat music) 144 00:06:23,049 --> 00:06:26,636 (upbeat music continues) 145 00:06:26,719 --> 00:06:28,971 Okay, enough with the dancing. 146 00:06:29,055 --> 00:06:31,057 Cast your eyes to the heavens. 147 00:06:31,140 --> 00:06:32,892 The one and only me! 148 00:06:35,311 --> 00:06:36,896 People of the earth, 149 00:06:36,979 --> 00:06:39,816 I present to you the otherworldly 150 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:43,861 Leapin' Lord of the Leotard! 151 00:06:46,239 --> 00:06:47,490 Drum roll. 152 00:06:47,573 --> 00:06:50,243 (upbeat music) 153 00:06:52,829 --> 00:06:53,830 Here we go! 154 00:06:56,249 --> 00:06:58,668 Whoa. (floor squeaking) 155 00:06:58,751 --> 00:07:03,756 (dog wheezing) (upbeat music) 156 00:07:08,761 --> 00:07:11,430 (gentle music) 157 00:07:14,725 --> 00:07:15,685 (body thudding) 158 00:07:15,768 --> 00:07:17,937 - Oh, blast you, Pickles! 159 00:07:18,020 --> 00:07:19,522 You have one job! 160 00:07:21,065 --> 00:07:23,609 Why didn't you catch me? 161 00:07:23,693 --> 00:07:24,944 Nevermind. 162 00:07:25,027 --> 00:07:26,863 Wait until you see what I have planned for us 163 00:07:26,946 --> 00:07:28,614 opening night! 164 00:07:28,698 --> 00:07:32,618 I will reach for the stars and soar to heights 165 00:07:33,786 --> 00:07:35,538 never before soared! 166 00:07:36,455 --> 00:07:38,457 I'll fly. I'll glide. 167 00:07:38,541 --> 00:07:41,836 I'll float and swoop and flit and whoosh. 168 00:07:41,919 --> 00:07:45,798 And give gravity what it's given me, contempt. 169 00:07:47,091 --> 00:07:49,218 - A billion dollar dynasty flushed down a crapper 170 00:07:49,302 --> 00:07:51,804 by the Leapin' Lord of the Lunatics. 171 00:07:51,888 --> 00:07:54,390 - Hey, six generations of animal acts 172 00:07:54,473 --> 00:07:56,475 are not ending with me! 173 00:07:56,559 --> 00:07:59,604 Okay, rehearsals over! Everyone out! 174 00:08:01,397 --> 00:08:04,233 (lever lowering) 175 00:08:06,652 --> 00:08:08,988 ♪ I'm a real wild one, wild one ♪ 176 00:08:09,071 --> 00:08:10,573 ♪ Wild one, wild one ♪ 177 00:08:10,656 --> 00:08:13,743 (upbeat rock music) 178 00:08:16,954 --> 00:08:17,872 ♪ Well, I'm just out of school ♪ 179 00:08:17,955 --> 00:08:19,665 ♪ Like I'm real, real cool ♪ 180 00:08:19,749 --> 00:08:21,667 ♪ Gotta dance like a fool ♪ 181 00:08:21,751 --> 00:08:25,671 ♪ Got the message that I gotta be a wild one ♪ 182 00:08:25,755 --> 00:08:29,759 ♪ Oh yeah, I'm a wild one ♪ 183 00:08:29,842 --> 00:08:31,260 ♪ Gonna break it loose ♪ 184 00:08:31,344 --> 00:08:33,262 ♪ Gonna keep being a wild one ♪ 185 00:08:33,346 --> 00:08:37,433 ♪ 'Cause baby, I'm a real wild child ♪ 186 00:08:37,516 --> 00:08:40,603 (upbeat rock music) 187 00:08:42,438 --> 00:08:45,942 (butter sizzling) 188 00:08:46,025 --> 00:08:49,111 (upbeat rock music) 189 00:08:55,117 --> 00:08:58,871 - [Artificial Voice] Escaped pet alert. Escaped pet alert. 190 00:08:58,955 --> 00:09:02,917 Hey, Gordon Hamsy. Shall I keep saying escaped pet alert? 191 00:09:03,000 --> 00:09:04,543 - Gordon Hamsy. I get it. 192 00:09:04,627 --> 00:09:06,379 'Cause I'm a pig that cooks. 193 00:09:06,462 --> 00:09:07,546 That's the best you got, huh? 194 00:09:07,630 --> 00:09:08,965 - [Artificial Voice] Chef Boar RD. 195 00:09:09,048 --> 00:09:12,134 Sty Fieri. Wolfgang Pig. - Hilarious. 196 00:09:12,218 --> 00:09:14,428 Who says computers can't be funny? Not me. 197 00:09:14,512 --> 00:09:15,471 Oh wait, yeah. No, it is me. 198 00:09:15,554 --> 00:09:17,557 I say computers can't be funny. 199 00:09:17,640 --> 00:09:18,933 - [Artificial Voice] Zoo surveillance 200 00:09:19,016 --> 00:09:22,103 caught an animal rights activist freeing the koala. 201 00:09:22,186 --> 00:09:25,564 - Leticia. Our paths cross again. 202 00:09:25,648 --> 00:09:27,650 Catch van to the land down under. 203 00:09:27,733 --> 00:09:29,235 We'll check the outback, the front back, 204 00:09:29,318 --> 00:09:31,654 the inside out, and the upside down. 205 00:09:31,737 --> 00:09:33,572 Activate propulsion boosters. 206 00:09:33,656 --> 00:09:36,325 - Activated. (wheels spinning) 207 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:39,161 - Weapons systems online. 208 00:09:39,245 --> 00:09:42,832 - [Artificial Voice] Locked and loaded. 209 00:09:42,915 --> 00:09:44,250 - And pump up the rock 'n roll. 210 00:09:44,333 --> 00:09:46,836 (rock music) 211 00:09:48,713 --> 00:09:51,591 (door slamming) (dog whining) 212 00:09:51,674 --> 00:09:54,385 (playful music) 213 00:09:57,555 --> 00:09:59,515 (door slamming) (Pickles gasping) 214 00:09:59,598 --> 00:10:03,811 - Greatness is so close I can smell it, Pickles. 215 00:10:03,894 --> 00:10:06,647 The eyes of too many lords and ladies 216 00:10:06,731 --> 00:10:08,774 are looking down on me! 217 00:10:08,858 --> 00:10:10,526 They said I didn't fit in. 218 00:10:10,609 --> 00:10:13,696 That I was an untalented, tubby failure. 219 00:10:13,779 --> 00:10:15,281 That I'll never leap into anything 220 00:10:15,364 --> 00:10:17,325 but an all you can eat buffet table. 221 00:10:17,408 --> 00:10:20,328 And while I do love a complimentary Vegas buffet, 222 00:10:20,411 --> 00:10:21,787 I mean, who doesn't? 223 00:10:21,871 --> 00:10:24,457 I'll show them what I'm capable of! 224 00:10:24,540 --> 00:10:26,500 Mummy and Daddy dazzled audiences, 225 00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:29,628 riding lions through hoops of fire. 226 00:10:29,712 --> 00:10:32,631 Grandmama was blasted from a howitzer cannon 227 00:10:32,715 --> 00:10:36,302 over a swimming pool filled with hungry sharks. 228 00:10:36,385 --> 00:10:40,389 My dearest uncle was a bullfighter. And not with a red cape. 229 00:10:40,473 --> 00:10:43,476 He fought them with his fists. 230 00:10:43,559 --> 00:10:48,481 You see, to have the next great animal act is my destiny! 231 00:10:49,315 --> 00:10:51,942 (Leapin' Lord humming) 232 00:11:01,660 --> 00:11:04,580 (Pickles gasping) 233 00:11:08,668 --> 00:11:10,336 Ugh, elephant snot. 234 00:11:12,338 --> 00:11:15,466 (crocodile laughing) 235 00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:21,847 I lock you up because I love you so much. 236 00:11:22,681 --> 00:11:24,683 I mean, I don't know what I'd do 237 00:11:24,767 --> 00:11:28,604 if anything ever happened to you, Pickley-poo. 238 00:11:28,687 --> 00:11:30,189 Who would catch me then? 239 00:11:30,272 --> 00:11:34,735 (crocodile growling) Oh, get real, Alligator Arms. 240 00:11:34,819 --> 00:11:35,945 I know you're a crocodile. 241 00:11:36,028 --> 00:11:38,531 It's just a figure of speech. 242 00:11:40,282 --> 00:11:41,867 Now eat your lunch. 243 00:11:44,954 --> 00:11:48,499 Open it yourself. (laughs) 244 00:11:51,168 --> 00:11:53,254 (dogs whining) I gave her your dog food. 245 00:11:53,337 --> 00:11:55,589 You buggies missed your cue on stage, 246 00:11:55,673 --> 00:11:57,466 and I know you're laughing at me behind my back. 247 00:11:57,550 --> 00:12:01,220 I just can't prove it yet. No food for you! 248 00:12:01,303 --> 00:12:04,390 (crocodile growling) 249 00:12:06,350 --> 00:12:08,894 (door shutting) (dogs whining) 250 00:12:08,978 --> 00:12:12,064 - Hey, don't worry, guys. I'm gonna get us out of here. 251 00:12:12,148 --> 00:12:14,817 You'll be free soon and I.. 252 00:12:14,900 --> 00:12:16,694 I can find my family. 253 00:12:22,825 --> 00:12:25,494 (door opening) - Door ajar. 254 00:12:25,578 --> 00:12:26,996 (door shutting) Door ajar. 255 00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:28,914 (door slamming) Door closed. 256 00:12:28,998 --> 00:12:30,958 Hooray. You did it. 257 00:12:31,041 --> 00:12:32,501 - Don't you have a stealth mode or a shut up mode 258 00:12:32,585 --> 00:12:33,752 or something? 259 00:12:35,379 --> 00:12:36,255 Croc? Ugh. 260 00:12:41,510 --> 00:12:43,971 No guns, no nuns, no lil' ones. 261 00:12:44,054 --> 00:12:46,265 (nun screaming) - Any other nuns here? 262 00:12:46,348 --> 00:12:50,227 - Hey, keep an eye on that, would you, Sister? 263 00:12:52,438 --> 00:12:55,107 All right, koala. Where are you? 264 00:12:57,026 --> 00:12:57,985 (device scanning) 265 00:12:58,068 --> 00:13:00,196 Here, koala, koala, koala. 266 00:13:05,242 --> 00:13:08,120 (device beeping) Bingo, Dingo. 267 00:13:08,204 --> 00:13:10,956 - Thought I smelled bacon. - Let's go, koala. 268 00:13:11,040 --> 00:13:12,708 - Not going back there, Hitpig. 269 00:13:12,791 --> 00:13:14,627 - You escaped. - I had to escape! 270 00:13:14,710 --> 00:13:16,712 Do you know who comes to petting zoos? 271 00:13:16,795 --> 00:13:18,631 - Kids? - Yeah, kids. 272 00:13:18,714 --> 00:13:22,301 Filthy, slimy, sticky, smelly kids. 273 00:13:22,384 --> 00:13:24,053 They wipe their snotty noses, 274 00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:27,223 then pet me with those same tiny hands. 275 00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:29,391 They're disgusting! 276 00:13:29,475 --> 00:13:30,309 - Ah, you got a little something stuck 277 00:13:30,392 --> 00:13:31,644 to the back of your head. 278 00:13:31,727 --> 00:13:33,312 (koala yelling) Whoa. 279 00:13:33,395 --> 00:13:34,230 That's gonna leave a bald spot. 280 00:13:34,313 --> 00:13:35,648 - For the love of goon bag. 281 00:13:35,731 --> 00:13:37,399 - Cute little Sheila. 282 00:13:37,483 --> 00:13:39,652 - If you pet the fur, I'll drop kick you to- 283 00:13:39,735 --> 00:13:42,154 Whoop whoop! (nose honking) 284 00:13:42,238 --> 00:13:45,074 (body thudding) (person yelling) 285 00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:48,244 - Oh, boy. (glass shattering) 286 00:13:48,327 --> 00:13:50,162 (crowd yelling) 287 00:13:50,246 --> 00:13:53,249 - I never asked for this adorable face, Hitpig! 288 00:13:53,332 --> 00:13:56,418 I don't wanna be cute. I'm not cute. 289 00:13:57,294 --> 00:14:00,881 - Hey! (koala gasping) 290 00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:02,591 - Don't take me back! 291 00:14:02,675 --> 00:14:03,592 - Hey, I got a job to do. 292 00:14:03,676 --> 00:14:05,261 - Get another job. 293 00:14:06,428 --> 00:14:07,888 - Look, this is the only job I know how to do. 294 00:14:07,972 --> 00:14:10,432 - Animals are meant to be free. 295 00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:13,102 - Get a taste of my world famous pork chop. 296 00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:14,770 Hiya! Ow! 297 00:14:14,853 --> 00:14:17,523 Your, uh, shoe's untied. (nose honking) 298 00:14:17,606 --> 00:14:20,025 (foot stomping) (koala exclaiming) 299 00:14:20,109 --> 00:14:24,029 (koala yelling) (Hitpig exclaiming) 300 00:14:24,113 --> 00:14:25,948 (body thudding) - That's right. 301 00:14:26,031 --> 00:14:29,034 Go way, way, way, all the way home. 302 00:14:30,035 --> 00:14:34,290 (metal creaking) Ah, son of a beach nut. 303 00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:37,918 - Thank you, Sister. You are one bad habit. 304 00:14:38,002 --> 00:14:40,212 I know. Forgive me. 305 00:14:40,296 --> 00:14:43,215 - Thanks, mate. $10,000 in dues. 306 00:14:43,299 --> 00:14:48,387 - I hope someone turns you into a ham steak one day, Hitpig. 307 00:14:49,471 --> 00:14:50,639 Put a little ring of pineapple on you 308 00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:53,475 and stab you with a fork! - Thanks, mate. 309 00:14:54,810 --> 00:14:59,857 (dog food plopping) (somber music) 310 00:15:01,483 --> 00:15:04,069 - This is no life for you all. 311 00:15:05,988 --> 00:15:07,740 I wish I could free you. 312 00:15:07,823 --> 00:15:12,328 (Pickles gasping) (somber music) 313 00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:15,623 "Famous Panda walks off popular kung fu set, 314 00:15:15,706 --> 00:15:17,750 says eight films is enough." 315 00:15:17,833 --> 00:15:20,753 Oh man, I liked those films. 316 00:15:20,836 --> 00:15:24,506 "Animal Rights activist, Leticia Dos Anjos 317 00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:27,593 frees tigers for Las Vegas show." 318 00:15:27,676 --> 00:15:30,220 Oh man, I liked that show too. 319 00:15:31,347 --> 00:15:32,681 I don't get it. 320 00:15:33,932 --> 00:15:35,184 Wait a minute. 321 00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:38,854 You want me to call that critter liver, 322 00:15:38,937 --> 00:15:40,856 Leticia, to free you. 323 00:15:41,690 --> 00:15:43,108 Brilliant! 324 00:15:43,192 --> 00:15:46,528 By golly, I've never done anything important in my life. 325 00:15:46,612 --> 00:15:48,864 That changes today! 326 00:15:48,947 --> 00:15:50,783 - We're almost free. 327 00:15:50,866 --> 00:15:52,826 I can feel it. 328 00:15:52,910 --> 00:15:56,622 - (laughs) Hey, you're looking good. 329 00:15:56,705 --> 00:15:58,749 A super cock-doodle-doo! 330 00:16:01,043 --> 00:16:05,464 (body thudding) (rooster groaning) 331 00:16:05,547 --> 00:16:06,507 Super Rooster! 332 00:16:06,590 --> 00:16:09,510 - Super cock-doodle-doo! Oh, man. 333 00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:11,303 Now that is a catchphrase. 334 00:16:11,387 --> 00:16:13,555 Ah, you know what? Maybe I could try something like that. 335 00:16:13,639 --> 00:16:17,559 You know, like a super oinkety-boinkety-boink! 336 00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:22,147 Ah, who asked you, Henry? 337 00:16:22,231 --> 00:16:24,900 - Welcome to "King Chef For A Day," 338 00:16:24,983 --> 00:16:27,152 the show where our contestants have five minutes 339 00:16:27,236 --> 00:16:30,155 to make a delicious meal from the ingredients we provide. 340 00:16:30,239 --> 00:16:33,992 - Yeah, boy! Oh, another great catch phrase. 341 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:35,327 (sighs) You know, I could win that. 342 00:16:35,411 --> 00:16:36,995 - [Artificial Voice] When pigs fly. 343 00:16:37,079 --> 00:16:38,997 - Oh, come on. A pig can dream, can't he? 344 00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:42,042 - [Artificial Voice] Incoming call. Incoming call. 345 00:16:42,126 --> 00:16:44,586 - Oh, will you leave me alone, Morticia? 346 00:16:44,670 --> 00:16:45,546 - It's Leticia. 347 00:16:45,629 --> 00:16:46,880 And are you proud of yourself 348 00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:49,675 for messing up all those poor animals' lives? 349 00:16:49,758 --> 00:16:52,177 Locking them away like they were criminals? 350 00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:53,429 - Yeah, 'cause they escaped! 351 00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:55,681 - They should never have been captured at all. 352 00:16:55,764 --> 00:16:56,932 - Hey, it's just business. 353 00:16:57,015 --> 00:16:58,684 You set 'em free, I bring 'em home. 354 00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:02,271 - You're such a pig. And that's all the time I needed. 355 00:17:02,354 --> 00:17:03,856 - Needed for what? 356 00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:05,607 - Gain access to your bank account and take 357 00:17:05,691 --> 00:17:09,695 three, two, one, all your money, sucker. 358 00:17:09,778 --> 00:17:10,612 - What? 359 00:17:10,696 --> 00:17:13,031 No, no! No, no, no, no, no, no! 360 00:17:13,115 --> 00:17:14,616 - [Leticia] Thank you for your donation. 361 00:17:14,700 --> 00:17:17,870 - No, no, no, no, no, no, no! 362 00:17:17,953 --> 00:17:21,373 - It's dirty money and it needs to be used for good. 363 00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:23,292 - I'm good, I'm super good. I'm so good. 364 00:17:23,375 --> 00:17:26,211 - I'm off to free an elephant. Thanks for the money. 365 00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:27,796 Ciao. 366 00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,883 - (yells) Come on! 367 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:39,391 (door opening) 368 00:17:40,517 --> 00:17:41,894 Hey. 369 00:17:41,977 --> 00:17:43,812 Did someone call for a rescue? 370 00:17:43,896 --> 00:17:44,980 (Pickles gasping) 371 00:17:45,063 --> 00:17:46,565 Not sure I can locate your family, 372 00:17:46,648 --> 00:17:48,484 but I can get you home to India. 373 00:17:48,567 --> 00:17:50,152 - Anywhere is better than here. 374 00:17:50,235 --> 00:17:53,781 - Don't worry, poodles. I'll be back for you guys soon. 375 00:17:53,864 --> 00:17:55,491 (engine revving) 376 00:17:55,574 --> 00:17:59,495 - [Pickles] Woo-hoo, I'm free! I'm going home! 377 00:18:01,663 --> 00:18:04,833 (door opening) - Suppertime! 378 00:18:04,917 --> 00:18:07,586 (Leapin' Lord humming) (dogs yelping) 379 00:18:07,669 --> 00:18:10,172 But not for you. (door shutting) 380 00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:13,550 (Leapin' Lord humming) 381 00:18:15,385 --> 00:18:16,929 What the elephant? 382 00:18:19,097 --> 00:18:21,934 Someone pilfered Pickles! 383 00:18:22,017 --> 00:18:23,852 Who steals elephants? 384 00:18:25,103 --> 00:18:26,855 I mean, besides me. 385 00:18:28,357 --> 00:18:30,984 (phone ringing) 386 00:18:31,068 --> 00:18:33,195 - Hitpig. Lost your dog? You called the right hog. 387 00:18:33,278 --> 00:18:34,112 How can I help you? 388 00:18:34,196 --> 00:18:36,281 - Aha, bounty hunter. 389 00:18:36,365 --> 00:18:38,283 I hear you're the best. 390 00:18:38,367 --> 00:18:40,786 At least that's what it says in your ad. 391 00:18:40,869 --> 00:18:43,205 - Who are you? - Oh, I don't know. 392 00:18:43,288 --> 00:18:46,500 Maybe I'm only the Leapin' Lord of the Leotard! 393 00:18:46,583 --> 00:18:48,043 - And I'm Baron of the Boxer Shorts. 394 00:18:48,126 --> 00:18:50,504 What'd you lose? - My dance partner! 395 00:18:50,587 --> 00:18:52,339 Somebody stole her! 396 00:18:52,422 --> 00:18:53,465 - Wrong number, pal. 397 00:18:53,549 --> 00:18:54,800 Sounds like you need a dating app. 398 00:18:54,883 --> 00:18:56,718 - [Leapin' Lord] She's an elephant. 399 00:18:56,802 --> 00:18:59,137 - Leticia. - No, Pickles. 400 00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:01,890 I'm launching my show in Vegas this weekend. 401 00:19:01,974 --> 00:19:04,143 A guaranteed blast. 402 00:19:04,226 --> 00:19:07,563 I'll be leaping, I'm the Leapin' Lord after all, 403 00:19:07,646 --> 00:19:09,147 but you knew that. 404 00:19:09,231 --> 00:19:11,483 Pickles is the only one who can catch me. 405 00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:13,569 I have to be caught! 406 00:19:13,652 --> 00:19:15,153 So catch her! 407 00:19:15,237 --> 00:19:16,905 (Leapin' Lord yelling) (body crashing) 408 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:18,031 - Hey, don't worry, I'll catch her, 409 00:19:18,115 --> 00:19:19,825 but you know, I charge by the pound, 410 00:19:19,908 --> 00:19:24,663 so I'm gonna need you to make me an offer I can't refuse. 411 00:19:24,746 --> 00:19:26,498 - One million bucks. 412 00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:29,585 - Whoa, that's about a hundred times 413 00:19:29,668 --> 00:19:32,504 more than I was thinking, so yes. 414 00:19:33,505 --> 00:19:35,883 - So we have a deal, Hitpig. 415 00:19:35,966 --> 00:19:37,426 Bring her back to me. 416 00:19:37,509 --> 00:19:42,014 - Woo! Looks like this little piggy is back in business. 417 00:19:43,098 --> 00:19:44,766 - Who's got egg on their face now? 418 00:19:44,850 --> 00:19:46,018 (people laughing) 419 00:19:46,101 --> 00:19:49,354 Cock-a-doodley-doo! (rooster yelling) 420 00:19:49,438 --> 00:19:53,442 (Leticia laughing) - Super Rooster! 421 00:19:53,525 --> 00:19:58,614 (people laughing) (rooster yelling) 422 00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:00,866 That's something you don't see every day. 423 00:20:00,949 --> 00:20:02,784 (Leticia laughing) 424 00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,870 - [Flight Attendant] We'll be landing in London momentarily, 425 00:20:04,953 --> 00:20:06,413 on our way to India. 426 00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:09,124 Unfortunately, we have to stop our in-flight entertainment. 427 00:20:09,207 --> 00:20:10,709 (people groaning) 428 00:20:10,792 --> 00:20:13,921 I know, I love "Super Rooster" too. 429 00:20:14,004 --> 00:20:15,047 - [Artificial Voice] Downloading all 430 00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:17,382 train, plane, and truck manifests. 431 00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:19,134 - All right, where are you big girl? 432 00:20:19,217 --> 00:20:22,888 - [Artificial Voice] Cargo, one dog, 62 cats. Poor dog. 433 00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:23,889 - No, no, no. 434 00:20:23,972 --> 00:20:25,057 Okay, train. 435 00:20:26,224 --> 00:20:28,101 - [Artificial Voice] A baboon, two rabbits. 436 00:20:28,185 --> 00:20:31,063 Check that, two rabbits now with 27 bunnies. 437 00:20:31,146 --> 00:20:33,899 - No. Vegas to India, layover in London. 438 00:20:33,982 --> 00:20:35,317 - [Artificial Voice] Cargo four dogs, 439 00:20:35,400 --> 00:20:37,653 two cats, and one elephant. 440 00:20:39,363 --> 00:20:41,782 - Ah, there you are! 441 00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:44,910 My paciderm payday. (upbeat music) 442 00:20:44,993 --> 00:20:47,663 - [Artificial Voice] Target acquired. 443 00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:50,332 Off to jolly old England. 444 00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:55,420 (engine revving) (light music) 445 00:21:01,510 --> 00:21:04,137 - Ooh, some sort of elephant party going on there. 446 00:21:04,221 --> 00:21:07,975 Be right back! I'm gonna scope this out. 447 00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:10,936 After party with my peeps. 448 00:21:11,019 --> 00:21:14,523 Wow, wide load coming through. (laughs) 449 00:21:14,606 --> 00:21:16,316 I'll be there in a minute. 450 00:21:16,400 --> 00:21:18,360 (vehicle crashing) (tires screeching) 451 00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:20,278 (cats yelping) Sorry about that. 452 00:21:20,362 --> 00:21:24,783 - We're so fired. (light music) 453 00:21:24,866 --> 00:21:27,869 (horns honking) - Excuse me. 454 00:21:27,953 --> 00:21:28,870 Excuse me! 455 00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:30,956 Nice. 456 00:21:32,916 --> 00:21:34,376 Ooh, that's nice. 457 00:21:35,877 --> 00:21:38,964 Loving the new elephant fashions, so exciting! 458 00:21:39,047 --> 00:21:41,758 Pickles, you deserve a new look. 459 00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:45,679 (Pickles gasping) 460 00:21:45,762 --> 00:21:47,806 - [Artificial Voice] Elephant pheromones detected. 461 00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:50,642 Warning, warning. No parking zone. 462 00:21:51,977 --> 00:21:55,230 - [Hitpig] Have I ever gotten you towed? 463 00:21:55,313 --> 00:21:59,151 - Wow. (chair collapsing) 464 00:21:59,234 --> 00:22:01,403 I'm gonna blame that on poor craftsmanship. 465 00:22:01,486 --> 00:22:04,406 (suspenseful music) 466 00:22:08,660 --> 00:22:10,495 - Aha, Pickle prints. 467 00:22:12,622 --> 00:22:14,124 - [Pickles] Free? 468 00:22:15,083 --> 00:22:18,503 (suspenseful music) 469 00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:21,673 - Memory is yours. (indistinct) 470 00:22:21,757 --> 00:22:23,925 Your better recollection is pure perfection, 471 00:22:24,009 --> 00:22:27,554 'cause an elephant never, 'cause an elephant never.. 472 00:22:27,637 --> 00:22:29,598 Line! - Forgets! 473 00:22:29,681 --> 00:22:30,599 - Oh, yeah. 474 00:22:30,682 --> 00:22:33,351 (Hitpig groaning) 475 00:22:33,435 --> 00:22:36,271 - Pickles, you devilish smoke show. 476 00:22:36,354 --> 00:22:38,940 - Like shooting fish in a barrel. 477 00:22:39,024 --> 00:22:41,943 Really fat fish. (device scanning) 478 00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:45,197 - As queen of the elephants, it is I who wears the pants. 479 00:22:45,280 --> 00:22:49,785 So as your queen, I command you all to dance! 480 00:22:49,868 --> 00:22:51,411 (trumpets blowing) 481 00:22:51,495 --> 00:22:52,370 - No, wait! 482 00:22:52,454 --> 00:22:54,372 - Did someone say dance? 483 00:22:55,499 --> 00:22:59,211 (Hitpig groaning) (body thudding) 484 00:22:59,294 --> 00:23:00,128 - Stop that elephant! 485 00:23:00,212 --> 00:23:01,546 Hey, hey, Pickles! 486 00:23:01,630 --> 00:23:03,465 ♪ I know you can't control yourself any longer ♪ 487 00:23:03,548 --> 00:23:05,967 (Latin music) (Pickles gasping) 488 00:23:06,051 --> 00:23:09,971 - This is exactly what I was not expecting, 489 00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:12,891 but I've always wanted to dance with other elephants! 490 00:23:12,974 --> 00:23:14,309 ♪ Come on, shake your body, baby do that funk ♪ 491 00:23:14,392 --> 00:23:16,603 ♪ I know you can't control yourself any longer ♪ 492 00:23:16,686 --> 00:23:18,939 ♪ Feel the rhythm of the music getting stronger ♪ 493 00:23:19,022 --> 00:23:20,565 - Consider yourself hit. 494 00:23:20,649 --> 00:23:23,151 (dancer yelling) 495 00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:25,904 Ah, dang it. (Latin music) 496 00:23:25,987 --> 00:23:27,405 - Come here, you weird looking elephant. 497 00:23:27,489 --> 00:23:30,575 I just wanna hug you and never stop. 498 00:23:32,327 --> 00:23:35,413 (Pickles screaming) 499 00:23:36,915 --> 00:23:42,003 (pillars collapsing) (crew shouting) 500 00:23:43,713 --> 00:23:44,840 (water spurting) 501 00:23:44,923 --> 00:23:46,091 Oh, going up. 502 00:23:50,011 --> 00:23:51,680 (giggles) That tickles. 503 00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:55,016 (Hitpig yelling) 504 00:23:55,100 --> 00:23:56,935 - No, no, no, no! (yells) 505 00:23:57,018 --> 00:23:57,811 (dancers yelling) 506 00:23:57,894 --> 00:24:01,273 (bodies thudding) 507 00:24:01,356 --> 00:24:02,107 - Yes! 508 00:24:03,525 --> 00:24:08,572 (Pickles gasping) (body thudding) 509 00:24:12,200 --> 00:24:16,663 (hologram tinkling) (Pickles gasping) 510 00:24:16,746 --> 00:24:20,625 (feet thudding) (Pickles gasping) 511 00:24:20,709 --> 00:24:22,711 - Wow. There's so much. 512 00:24:25,797 --> 00:24:29,885 There's so much world, and my family is out there. 513 00:24:29,968 --> 00:24:32,971 (Hitpig grunting) 514 00:24:33,054 --> 00:24:34,389 - Well, well, well. 515 00:24:34,472 --> 00:24:37,142 - No more cages for me. 516 00:24:37,225 --> 00:24:40,312 Ever! (arrows firing) 517 00:24:42,898 --> 00:24:43,815 Are you.. 518 00:24:46,234 --> 00:24:49,529 Are you.. (sniffs) 519 00:24:49,613 --> 00:24:51,323 (hat snapping) - Ouch! 520 00:24:51,406 --> 00:24:52,741 - Are you a little elephant? 521 00:24:52,824 --> 00:24:54,826 - Elephant? No, I'm a pig. 522 00:24:54,910 --> 00:24:56,578 A pig-my elephant. 523 00:24:56,661 --> 00:24:59,497 Yeah, no, you're right. Yeah, no, a pigmy elephant, yes. 524 00:24:59,581 --> 00:25:01,166 Hey, we're twinsies. (laughs) 525 00:25:01,249 --> 00:25:04,252 I feel like I'm looking in a mirror. 526 00:25:05,837 --> 00:25:07,505 - Whoa. We're a perfect fit. 527 00:25:07,589 --> 00:25:12,677 - I know, it's like we're made for each other. (laughs) 528 00:25:13,678 --> 00:25:15,388 - [Pickles] What happened to your nose? 529 00:25:15,472 --> 00:25:17,390 - Well, you know, I was at the back of the line 530 00:25:17,474 --> 00:25:18,558 when they were passing out trunks. 531 00:25:18,642 --> 00:25:20,268 I'm a little sensitive about it. 532 00:25:20,352 --> 00:25:22,938 - Ugh, you're right. That was rude. 533 00:25:23,021 --> 00:25:25,106 Let's start over. (imitates rewinding) I'm Pickles. 534 00:25:25,190 --> 00:25:30,111 - I'm Hitpig. Which is short for Hit Pigmy Elephant. 535 00:25:30,195 --> 00:25:32,239 I've been looking for you everywhere. 536 00:25:32,322 --> 00:25:34,282 You know, you missed your flight! 537 00:25:34,366 --> 00:25:36,243 - Oh, are you friends with Leticia? 538 00:25:36,326 --> 00:25:39,120 - Leticia? (laughs) I mean, yes. 539 00:25:39,204 --> 00:25:43,083 Yes, Leticia and I are great friends, actually. 540 00:25:43,166 --> 00:25:45,252 Yeah, no, she had to go do a, you know, 541 00:25:45,335 --> 00:25:48,129 rescue a porpoise or something, I don't know. 542 00:25:48,213 --> 00:25:50,799 She asked me to help, so. (Pickles gasping) 543 00:25:50,882 --> 00:25:52,300 - Leticia was taking me to India. 544 00:25:52,384 --> 00:25:55,470 - India? (grunting) 545 00:25:57,305 --> 00:25:58,473 - Hey, we're sliding, Hitpig. 546 00:25:58,556 --> 00:26:01,518 - No kidding! Give me my catch gun. 547 00:26:02,644 --> 00:26:03,561 - I love slides. (body thudding) 548 00:26:03,645 --> 00:26:07,065 - Hold on. (gun shooting) 549 00:26:07,148 --> 00:26:10,235 (Pickles squealing) 550 00:26:11,820 --> 00:26:14,489 - They towed my van! Ah, come on! 551 00:26:14,572 --> 00:26:17,617 (Hitpig yelling) (horn honking) 552 00:26:17,701 --> 00:26:19,077 Think I just cracked a baby back rib. 553 00:26:19,160 --> 00:26:20,036 - Whoa. 554 00:26:20,870 --> 00:26:23,581 That was fun. Let's do it again. 555 00:26:25,166 --> 00:26:27,502 - And now my gun is broken? 556 00:26:28,336 --> 00:26:31,256 What else could go wrong? Oh! 557 00:26:31,339 --> 00:26:33,883 (light music) 558 00:26:41,349 --> 00:26:44,728 (light music continues) 559 00:26:45,854 --> 00:26:48,023 How do you sneak onto a plane with an elephant? 560 00:26:48,106 --> 00:26:50,734 (light music) 561 00:26:54,863 --> 00:26:56,323 - Why are we dressed like this? 562 00:26:56,406 --> 00:26:57,365 - Subterfuge. 563 00:26:57,449 --> 00:26:59,784 - Oh. I don't know French. 564 00:26:59,868 --> 00:27:01,953 - What do you mean check the last and found? 565 00:27:02,037 --> 00:27:04,205 It's a two ton elephant. 566 00:27:04,289 --> 00:27:06,958 - All right, try not to call attention to yourself. 567 00:27:07,042 --> 00:27:09,627 (tail whipping) (person exclaiming) 568 00:27:09,711 --> 00:27:10,754 - Excuse me! 569 00:27:22,307 --> 00:27:24,309 - Emotional support, you know, dog. 570 00:27:24,392 --> 00:27:26,811 (Pickles panting) 571 00:27:26,895 --> 00:27:28,938 I am a work in progress. 572 00:27:32,567 --> 00:27:35,403 It's a very fancy hairdryer. It's from Europe. 573 00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:37,655 - Of course it is, ma'am. 574 00:27:43,912 --> 00:27:44,746 - Lip balm. (officer yelling) 575 00:27:44,829 --> 00:27:46,331 (person yelling) 576 00:27:46,414 --> 00:27:50,502 (keys clicking) (phone ringing) 577 00:27:50,585 --> 00:27:52,045 - Leapin' Lord here. 578 00:27:52,128 --> 00:27:55,757 - Hey, your package is shipping overnight air to Las Vegas. 579 00:27:55,840 --> 00:27:57,175 - Goodie. 580 00:27:57,258 --> 00:28:00,845 This show is going to rocket me to stardom, Hitpig. 581 00:28:00,929 --> 00:28:02,889 Her understudy, well, let's just say 582 00:28:02,972 --> 00:28:05,683 it's a little like putting lipstick on a pig. 583 00:28:05,767 --> 00:28:09,604 So don't let me down. (Pickles squealing) 584 00:28:09,687 --> 00:28:13,942 (Pickles crashing) - Sorry, cutie. 585 00:28:14,025 --> 00:28:15,276 (people snoring) 586 00:28:15,360 --> 00:28:18,863 - [Person] Help! Save me, Super Rooster! 587 00:28:21,282 --> 00:28:23,201 - Look up in the sky! (bird pooping) 588 00:28:23,284 --> 00:28:24,619 It's Super rooster. 589 00:28:24,702 --> 00:28:27,455 - Super cock-a-doodley-doo! 590 00:28:27,539 --> 00:28:30,125 - Ah, how this guy never won an Oscar is beyond me. 591 00:28:30,208 --> 00:28:31,960 You know, politics. 592 00:28:32,043 --> 00:28:33,962 - Hey, would you mind letting me scooch by? 593 00:28:34,045 --> 00:28:35,463 I've gotta tinkle. 594 00:28:35,547 --> 00:28:36,548 Excuse me. (Hitpig groaning) 595 00:28:36,631 --> 00:28:37,549 Pardon me. 596 00:28:38,675 --> 00:28:39,926 By the way, could you ask the stewardess 597 00:28:40,009 --> 00:28:42,595 for a couple dozen more bags of those peanuts? 598 00:28:42,679 --> 00:28:46,182 They roasted them in honey! I mean, what? 599 00:28:49,060 --> 00:28:50,478 Yikes. 600 00:28:50,562 --> 00:28:52,605 That little toilet is not designed for what I have to do, 601 00:28:52,689 --> 00:28:56,943 but girls gotta do what a girl's gotta do. 602 00:28:57,026 --> 00:28:59,904 (toilet flushing) 603 00:29:01,656 --> 00:29:02,782 (dart shooting) - Ow! 604 00:29:02,866 --> 00:29:04,659 Right in the ham hocks. 605 00:29:04,742 --> 00:29:07,287 Tranquilizer dart? Leticia. 606 00:29:07,370 --> 00:29:10,665 - That dress really brings out the rump in your roast. 607 00:29:10,748 --> 00:29:12,917 - Hey, who does your makeup? Cirque du Soleil? 608 00:29:13,001 --> 00:29:15,086 (darts shooting) 609 00:29:15,170 --> 00:29:20,216 (Hitpig grunting) (playful music) 610 00:29:21,259 --> 00:29:25,096 (Leticia grunting) (Hitpig chortling) 611 00:29:25,180 --> 00:29:27,348 (Leticia grunting) (dart shooting) 612 00:29:27,432 --> 00:29:30,477 (Hitpig slurring) (Leticia laughing) 613 00:29:30,560 --> 00:29:32,520 (darts shooting) 614 00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:35,690 (Leticia exclaiming) 615 00:29:35,773 --> 00:29:38,610 (darts shooting) 616 00:29:41,404 --> 00:29:42,363 - Listen, Hitpig. 617 00:29:42,447 --> 00:29:44,491 I should be taken seriously. 618 00:29:44,574 --> 00:29:45,867 - For what? 619 00:29:45,950 --> 00:29:49,037 - Stealing back stolen mooses and hippopotamuses. 620 00:29:49,120 --> 00:29:50,622 - And rhinoceros. 621 00:29:51,789 --> 00:29:54,751 - Plus elephants! - Elephant? Never! 622 00:29:59,088 --> 00:30:00,465 - Oh. 623 00:30:00,548 --> 00:30:03,718 Okay, so here's the big girl bathroom. 624 00:30:03,801 --> 00:30:04,719 - No! 625 00:30:06,387 --> 00:30:11,476 (air whipping) (people shouting) 626 00:30:15,730 --> 00:30:17,148 - Okay, okay. 627 00:30:17,232 --> 00:30:19,359 This is not what I thought would be behind that door. 628 00:30:19,442 --> 00:30:21,569 (Hitpig yelling) 629 00:30:21,653 --> 00:30:22,820 Grab my tail! 630 00:30:23,988 --> 00:30:26,908 (people shouting) 631 00:30:28,159 --> 00:30:30,495 - Pickles! I'll pull you in! 632 00:30:30,578 --> 00:30:32,872 (people shouting) 633 00:30:32,956 --> 00:30:34,082 Her tights are coming off! 634 00:30:34,165 --> 00:30:36,167 You've gotta let the pig go! 635 00:30:36,251 --> 00:30:38,211 - Why would I let your friend go? 636 00:30:38,294 --> 00:30:40,088 - He's not my friend! 637 00:30:40,171 --> 00:30:41,506 - I can be! (tights snapping) 638 00:30:41,589 --> 00:30:44,759 - No! (both yelling) 639 00:30:46,928 --> 00:30:48,930 - [Pickles] Eat your heart out, Dumbo! 640 00:30:49,013 --> 00:30:50,848 - No, he can actually fly! 641 00:30:50,932 --> 00:30:52,225 We're toast. We're toast. 642 00:30:52,308 --> 00:30:53,434 - You'll think of something. 643 00:30:53,518 --> 00:30:55,061 - You're right. 644 00:30:55,144 --> 00:30:56,688 I'm thinking you're about to see how the sausages are made. 645 00:30:56,771 --> 00:31:00,984 (thunder crashing) Ow, ow, ow. Ow! 646 00:31:04,821 --> 00:31:07,198 - Hey, I knew you'd think of something. 647 00:31:07,282 --> 00:31:08,700 (tights ballooning) 648 00:31:08,783 --> 00:31:13,413 It's called flying by the seat of your pants. (laughs) 649 00:31:13,496 --> 00:31:14,706 (Leticia sighing) 650 00:31:14,789 --> 00:31:16,124 - [Pilot] Ladies and gentlemen, 651 00:31:16,207 --> 00:31:17,875 please excuse the flight turbulence. 652 00:31:17,959 --> 00:31:23,006 - Jackpot. (passengers chattering) 653 00:31:23,464 --> 00:31:24,465 - Ugh. 654 00:31:24,549 --> 00:31:25,967 (light music) (Pickles giggling) 655 00:31:26,050 --> 00:31:29,053 - Oh, well, that worked out nicely. 656 00:31:30,054 --> 00:31:32,307 (metal creaking) Yay! There's more. 657 00:31:32,390 --> 00:31:35,059 (both yelling) 658 00:31:38,688 --> 00:31:41,899 (metal clanging) (Hitpig grunting) 659 00:31:41,983 --> 00:31:45,903 - Ow. (metal clanging) 660 00:31:45,987 --> 00:31:48,573 Now I know what Spam feels like. 661 00:31:50,033 --> 00:31:52,243 So really, that emergency exit looked like a toilet? 662 00:31:52,327 --> 00:31:53,411 We could have been killed! 663 00:31:53,494 --> 00:31:56,664 - To be fair, it was an emergency. 664 00:31:56,748 --> 00:32:00,084 - How were you so sure that I would think of something? 665 00:32:00,168 --> 00:32:01,919 - Because I trust you. 666 00:32:04,005 --> 00:32:05,673 - Yeah, all right, well, you shouldn't. 667 00:32:05,757 --> 00:32:07,091 - But we're friends now. 668 00:32:07,175 --> 00:32:10,011 - What? No, I don't have friends. 669 00:32:10,094 --> 00:32:11,596 Not since Bertha. 670 00:32:11,679 --> 00:32:13,139 - Who's Bertha? 671 00:32:13,222 --> 00:32:13,973 - Doesn't matter. 672 00:32:14,057 --> 00:32:15,767 We're hosed, okay? 673 00:32:15,850 --> 00:32:17,018 I'm way off course. 674 00:32:17,101 --> 00:32:18,186 - To India? 675 00:32:18,269 --> 00:32:20,688 - Yeah, to bringing you home, yeah. 676 00:32:20,772 --> 00:32:24,275 But we need wheels. All I see is junk. 677 00:32:24,359 --> 00:32:26,861 - You have to free your mind! 678 00:32:26,944 --> 00:32:30,531 It's all caged up. And trust me, I know cages. 679 00:32:30,615 --> 00:32:31,449 Hey, what about this? 680 00:32:31,532 --> 00:32:34,702 (metal clanging) Catch! 681 00:32:34,786 --> 00:32:36,537 - Will you stop throwing junk at me? 682 00:32:36,621 --> 00:32:41,709 (Hitpig whimpering) (metal clanging) 683 00:32:42,543 --> 00:32:45,630 (blowtorch flaming) 684 00:32:51,928 --> 00:32:52,887 (possum squeaking) 685 00:32:52,970 --> 00:32:54,055 - Hi, little friend. 686 00:32:54,138 --> 00:32:55,181 (possum yelping) (sign thudding) 687 00:32:55,264 --> 00:32:58,476 Oh! (possum squeaking) 688 00:32:58,559 --> 00:33:01,437 (Pickles giggling) 689 00:33:04,982 --> 00:33:06,901 (both smooching) 690 00:33:06,984 --> 00:33:08,486 Oh, I'm so sorry. 691 00:33:11,072 --> 00:33:14,075 (Pickles laughing) 692 00:33:16,577 --> 00:33:19,664 (blowtorch flaming) 693 00:33:21,165 --> 00:33:24,001 (possum yawning) 694 00:33:24,085 --> 00:33:26,921 Hey! (rock music) 695 00:33:29,757 --> 00:33:32,760 (Pickles laughing) 696 00:33:37,265 --> 00:33:41,102 ♪ You're a real tough cookie with a long history ♪ 697 00:33:41,185 --> 00:33:45,440 ♪ For breaking little hearts like the one in me ♪ 698 00:33:45,523 --> 00:33:48,860 ♪ That's okay, let's see how you do it ♪ 699 00:33:48,943 --> 00:33:52,530 ♪ Put up your dukes, let's get down to it ♪ 700 00:33:52,613 --> 00:33:56,033 ♪ Hit me with your best shot ♪ 701 00:33:56,117 --> 00:34:00,204 ♪ Come on, hit me with your best shot ♪ 702 00:34:00,288 --> 00:34:03,416 ♪ Hit me with your best shot ♪ 703 00:34:03,499 --> 00:34:07,712 ♪ Why don't you hit me with your best shot ♪ 704 00:34:07,795 --> 00:34:10,381 ♪ Hit me with your best shot ♪ 705 00:34:10,465 --> 00:34:12,842 ♪ Fire away ♪ 706 00:34:20,308 --> 00:34:23,352 (possum squeaking) 707 00:34:24,353 --> 00:34:25,646 - Bye, little friend! 708 00:34:25,730 --> 00:34:28,733 - Catch you later, Fuzzball. 709 00:34:28,816 --> 00:34:30,151 All right, sit down and buckle up. 710 00:34:30,234 --> 00:34:32,111 We got a long way to go. 711 00:34:32,195 --> 00:34:35,740 - Oh! (engine revving) 712 00:34:35,823 --> 00:34:37,283 - Do you know any show tunes? 713 00:34:37,366 --> 00:34:39,076 - Do I look like I know show tunes? 714 00:34:39,160 --> 00:34:40,787 ♪ Clang, clang, clang went the trolley ♪ 715 00:34:40,870 --> 00:34:42,246 ♪ Ding, ding ♪ (Pickles sneezing) 716 00:34:42,330 --> 00:34:44,332 Whoopsie. Oh, a button. 717 00:34:44,415 --> 00:34:47,085 (Hitpig yelling) See you later. 718 00:34:47,168 --> 00:34:48,961 Oh, you're back! 719 00:34:49,045 --> 00:34:50,087 (water squirting) Oopsie. 720 00:34:50,171 --> 00:34:52,465 (lever slapping) Sorry about that. 721 00:34:52,548 --> 00:34:55,301 Look, another button. Woo! 722 00:34:55,384 --> 00:34:57,261 So many buttons and levers. 723 00:34:57,345 --> 00:35:00,765 So fun! (engine revving) 724 00:35:06,521 --> 00:35:08,689 Isn't today like a dream come true? 725 00:35:08,773 --> 00:35:10,316 - Look, I don't have time for silly questions. 726 00:35:10,399 --> 00:35:12,860 - Come on. You must have a dream. 727 00:35:12,944 --> 00:35:15,154 - Fine, sure. To have a million dollars. 728 00:35:15,238 --> 00:35:16,781 - And what would you do with it? 729 00:35:16,864 --> 00:35:18,449 - I don't know. Retire. 730 00:35:18,533 --> 00:35:20,034 - And then? 731 00:35:20,117 --> 00:35:21,619 - I don't know. I'd cook. 732 00:35:21,702 --> 00:35:23,871 - Okay. You dream of being a chef. 733 00:35:23,955 --> 00:35:27,041 - (chuckles) Me, a chef? It's pretty dumb, right? 734 00:35:27,125 --> 00:35:28,501 - No! 735 00:35:28,584 --> 00:35:30,628 - No? (chuckles) 736 00:35:30,711 --> 00:35:32,046 - (gasps) Look, an elephant! 737 00:35:32,129 --> 00:35:35,216 - Pickles, stop! (Hitpig yelling) 738 00:35:35,299 --> 00:35:37,635 (metal scraping) 739 00:35:37,718 --> 00:35:40,972 There are no words for how I feel right now. 740 00:35:41,055 --> 00:35:43,349 (toilet flushing) 741 00:35:43,432 --> 00:35:45,309 - Just trying to get a closer look! 742 00:35:45,393 --> 00:35:48,396 - [Hitpig] Pickles! Get back in the UFO! 743 00:35:48,479 --> 00:35:50,147 - Coming down. 744 00:35:50,231 --> 00:35:51,023 Whoa! 745 00:35:51,107 --> 00:35:53,276 An octopus and a chicken! 746 00:35:56,237 --> 00:35:59,657 There are no words for how I feel right now. 747 00:35:59,740 --> 00:36:02,702 - Pickles! Do not push or pull anything! 748 00:36:02,785 --> 00:36:06,873 - Push and pull everything, you said? Okay. 749 00:36:06,956 --> 00:36:08,499 - No! I'll get ya! 750 00:36:09,500 --> 00:36:11,002 ♪ Now baby I'm sure ♪ 751 00:36:11,085 --> 00:36:13,713 - I can't believe they had a pigmy elephant balloon. 752 00:36:13,796 --> 00:36:15,506 - [Hitpig] Stay there! 753 00:36:15,590 --> 00:36:17,258 ♪ I just can't wait 'til the day ♪ 754 00:36:17,341 --> 00:36:20,553 - Croc! (Hitpig yelling) 755 00:36:20,636 --> 00:36:21,512 (Hitpig grunting) 756 00:36:21,596 --> 00:36:24,390 - Ooh, that's fun. I wanna try! 757 00:36:24,473 --> 00:36:29,520 (Pickles exclaiming) (Hitpig yelling) 758 00:36:30,521 --> 00:36:32,940 Okay, okay. I'm gonna get you! Whee! 759 00:36:33,024 --> 00:36:35,860 (Hitpig yelling) 760 00:36:35,943 --> 00:36:36,944 Whee! 761 00:36:37,028 --> 00:36:38,279 (Hitpig yelling) 762 00:36:38,362 --> 00:36:40,239 Just the most fun ever! 763 00:36:40,323 --> 00:36:41,949 ♪ I'm walking on sunshine ♪ 764 00:36:42,033 --> 00:36:43,201 (Pickles squealing) 765 00:36:43,284 --> 00:36:45,286 - No! No, no, no, no, no! 766 00:36:45,369 --> 00:36:46,621 - Gotcha! - Ow. 767 00:36:49,123 --> 00:36:50,625 - I like your style. 768 00:36:50,708 --> 00:36:54,295 You know, you don't show it, but you know how to have fun. 769 00:36:54,378 --> 00:36:57,048 (gentle music) 770 00:36:58,716 --> 00:36:59,884 - This is a disaster. 771 00:36:59,967 --> 00:37:04,055 - If this is a disaster, disasters are wonderful! 772 00:37:08,517 --> 00:37:11,103 (Hitpig groaning) 773 00:37:11,187 --> 00:37:13,731 What's wrong? - Nothing. 774 00:37:13,814 --> 00:37:14,815 Everything. 775 00:37:16,233 --> 00:37:19,445 - Anything to do with Leticia saying she's not your friend? 776 00:37:19,528 --> 00:37:21,781 - Yeah, a little to do with that, yeah. 777 00:37:21,864 --> 00:37:23,074 - I figured. 778 00:37:23,157 --> 00:37:24,992 Well, you're both very nice to fight over 779 00:37:25,076 --> 00:37:27,411 who gets to take me back to India. 780 00:37:27,495 --> 00:37:30,248 You know, it makes me feel kind of special. 781 00:37:30,331 --> 00:37:31,832 - Yeah. 782 00:37:31,916 --> 00:37:34,585 Well. - I wonder what it'll be like. 783 00:37:34,669 --> 00:37:36,337 - What? - Family. 784 00:37:36,420 --> 00:37:39,257 I left when I was a baby. 785 00:37:39,340 --> 00:37:40,591 - Me, too. 786 00:37:40,675 --> 00:37:43,177 - [Pickles] I haven't seen my family in years. 787 00:37:43,260 --> 00:37:44,679 - Same here. 788 00:37:44,762 --> 00:37:47,598 - The Leapin' Lord wanted a cute little elephant 789 00:37:47,682 --> 00:37:50,643 for his show, and he found me. 790 00:37:50,726 --> 00:37:53,771 My parents tried to stop him, but they.. 791 00:37:53,854 --> 00:37:56,440 I've been locked in a cage ever since. 792 00:37:56,524 --> 00:37:58,776 Until you guys rescued me. 793 00:37:59,777 --> 00:38:00,945 And now, wow. 794 00:38:02,697 --> 00:38:05,199 Now I've never felt more free. 795 00:38:07,785 --> 00:38:09,537 All thanks to you. 796 00:38:09,620 --> 00:38:13,040 (tinkling music) 797 00:38:13,124 --> 00:38:15,376 (gasps) Is that Orion's butt? 798 00:38:15,459 --> 00:38:16,961 - [Hitpig] Oh, I think you mean belt. 799 00:38:17,044 --> 00:38:19,463 - Pretty sure it's his butt. 800 00:38:25,594 --> 00:38:27,972 India has a Golden Gate Bridge? 801 00:38:28,055 --> 00:38:29,223 - Wait, what? 802 00:38:31,267 --> 00:38:32,727 - Ah! 803 00:38:32,810 --> 00:38:34,979 We overshot home a smidge. 804 00:38:35,062 --> 00:38:36,063 Going down! 805 00:38:37,273 --> 00:38:40,234 (parachute tearing) (air escaping) 806 00:38:40,317 --> 00:38:44,238 Oh, no, no, no, no! (glass shattering) 807 00:38:44,321 --> 00:38:45,156 (pillar collapsing) 808 00:38:45,239 --> 00:38:46,115 Ow, ouch! 809 00:38:47,408 --> 00:38:48,993 Ow! 810 00:38:49,076 --> 00:38:50,244 My hand! 811 00:38:50,327 --> 00:38:53,080 - Whoa. That was our next contestant. 812 00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:54,040 - Help me. 813 00:38:54,123 --> 00:38:55,666 - You're wounded. Medic! 814 00:38:55,750 --> 00:38:56,917 I guess you'll have to do. 815 00:38:57,001 --> 00:38:58,044 - Oh, no, no, no, no, no, I couldn't. 816 00:38:58,127 --> 00:38:59,670 No, I'm in a hurry and I need to- 817 00:38:59,754 --> 00:39:02,256 - Get dressed. We're about to go live. 818 00:39:02,339 --> 00:39:04,383 - Live? Wait, wait, hold on, what is this? 819 00:39:04,467 --> 00:39:05,509 (Pickles gasping) 820 00:39:05,593 --> 00:39:07,344 - Is this a show? - Stay in! 821 00:39:07,428 --> 00:39:12,516 (audience cheering) (upbeat music) 822 00:39:13,517 --> 00:39:16,353 "King Chef For A Day?" How about that? 823 00:39:16,437 --> 00:39:18,564 - [Pickles] This is it! This is your chance! 824 00:39:18,647 --> 00:39:20,524 - What? - Come here! 825 00:39:20,608 --> 00:39:21,776 - We need to get going. 826 00:39:21,859 --> 00:39:24,278 - Pump the brakes! This is your dream come true. 827 00:39:24,361 --> 00:39:25,863 - Don't be silly. - I'm not silly. 828 00:39:25,946 --> 00:39:27,406 Dreams are what give us hope. 829 00:39:27,490 --> 00:39:29,450 You dream to cook, so cook. 830 00:39:29,533 --> 00:39:31,410 - But I mean, I hurt my hand 831 00:39:31,494 --> 00:39:34,038 when that 15 ton beam fell on it, okay? 832 00:39:34,121 --> 00:39:36,540 I can't! - But we can. 833 00:39:36,624 --> 00:39:38,375 - Why are you helping me? 834 00:39:38,459 --> 00:39:40,127 - That's what friends are for! 835 00:39:40,211 --> 00:39:43,714 I'm helping you, just like you're helping me find my family. 836 00:39:43,798 --> 00:39:46,133 - Oh, boy. Look, Pickles, I- 837 00:39:46,217 --> 00:39:48,803 - Welcome to "King Chef For A Day!" 838 00:39:48,886 --> 00:39:51,055 The show where our contestants have five minutes 839 00:39:51,138 --> 00:39:54,058 to make a delicious meal from the ingredients we provide. 840 00:39:54,141 --> 00:39:57,645 The only rule is.. - Use every ingredient! 841 00:39:58,979 --> 00:40:02,066 - And tonight's contestant literally just dropped in. 842 00:40:02,149 --> 00:40:04,026 Give it up for Hitpig! 843 00:40:04,985 --> 00:40:05,820 (audience cheering) Yeah, boy. 844 00:40:05,903 --> 00:40:06,779 - They're waiting for you! 845 00:40:06,862 --> 00:40:09,240 - [Audience] Hitpig! Hitpig! 846 00:40:09,323 --> 00:40:10,991 - Higher. (crocodile snapping) 847 00:40:11,075 --> 00:40:14,537 Higher! Higher! (yells) 848 00:40:16,080 --> 00:40:16,997 (body thudding) 849 00:40:17,081 --> 00:40:18,833 - Hitpig! Yeah, boy. 850 00:40:20,584 --> 00:40:21,418 - Hitpig? 851 00:40:21,502 --> 00:40:23,671 Where's my stolen elephant? 852 00:40:23,754 --> 00:40:26,006 He doesn't have time to cook on TV! 853 00:40:26,090 --> 00:40:28,968 He needs to bring my Pickles back to me! 854 00:40:29,051 --> 00:40:30,970 (dramatic music) (audience chanting) 855 00:40:31,053 --> 00:40:32,847 - Hey, watch the trunk! 856 00:40:32,930 --> 00:40:34,515 - Hey! 857 00:40:34,598 --> 00:40:37,476 Looks like it's omelet time! 858 00:40:37,560 --> 00:40:41,105 - Showtime, Hitpig! We got this. 859 00:40:41,188 --> 00:40:41,939 - Go! 860 00:40:42,022 --> 00:40:43,566 - Hand me the eggs. 861 00:40:45,609 --> 00:40:46,610 - Oh! (audience laughing) 862 00:40:46,694 --> 00:40:47,862 - Whoopsie! (laughs) 863 00:40:47,945 --> 00:40:49,822 Egg on your face. 864 00:40:49,905 --> 00:40:52,700 - Follow my rhythm! Whisk, stir, whisk. 865 00:40:52,783 --> 00:40:54,243 Chop, slice, dice. 866 00:40:55,452 --> 00:40:57,705 (pan sizzling) There we go. 867 00:40:57,788 --> 00:41:00,749 (suspenseful music) 868 00:41:05,212 --> 00:41:08,424 - And now, today's mystery ingredient. 869 00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:12,803 - Oh, hi. (laughs) 870 00:41:12,887 --> 00:41:15,472 How's things? (dish rattling) 871 00:41:15,556 --> 00:41:16,849 (upbeat music) (lobster yelping) 872 00:41:16,932 --> 00:41:17,808 - You can't cook him! 873 00:41:17,892 --> 00:41:18,726 - All right, put him in the pot. 874 00:41:18,809 --> 00:41:20,561 - He's got eyeballs! No! 875 00:41:20,644 --> 00:41:22,813 (Hitpig grunting) He's one of us! 876 00:41:22,897 --> 00:41:23,647 Don't hurt him! 877 00:41:23,731 --> 00:41:25,191 - No, no, no, no! 878 00:41:25,274 --> 00:41:26,025 - What? 879 00:41:26,108 --> 00:41:26,859 (lobster yelping) 880 00:41:26,942 --> 00:41:28,402 - You can't boil him! 881 00:41:28,485 --> 00:41:30,154 He has feelings! 882 00:41:30,237 --> 00:41:31,655 - And a name! Louie! 883 00:41:31,739 --> 00:41:33,490 I don't wanna die! 884 00:41:33,574 --> 00:41:35,409 - You save animals! That's your thing, right? 885 00:41:35,492 --> 00:41:37,077 - Well, I.. 886 00:41:37,161 --> 00:41:38,078 Ow! 887 00:41:38,162 --> 00:41:39,705 (metal clanging) 888 00:41:39,788 --> 00:41:41,248 (lobster yelping) 889 00:41:41,332 --> 00:41:42,333 - Free Louie! 890 00:41:42,416 --> 00:41:45,085 - Get that? Free Louie. Free Louie! 891 00:41:45,169 --> 00:41:47,713 - Oh, come on. Throw the lobster in! 892 00:41:47,796 --> 00:41:49,840 - Make love, not lobster! 893 00:41:50,841 --> 00:41:52,343 ♪ Rock lobster ♪ 894 00:41:52,426 --> 00:41:55,012 - Stop! ♪ Rock lobster ♪ 895 00:41:55,095 --> 00:41:56,096 - [Crew] Oh, no, look out! 896 00:41:56,180 --> 00:41:58,224 (wire snapping) (sign collapsing) 897 00:41:58,307 --> 00:42:01,018 (Louie yelling) 898 00:42:01,101 --> 00:42:05,981 (knives stabbing) (Louie yelling) 899 00:42:06,523 --> 00:42:08,192 (phone beeping) 900 00:42:08,275 --> 00:42:12,446 (sign thudding) (Pickles laughing) 901 00:42:12,529 --> 00:42:13,864 - May I, Louie? 902 00:42:17,618 --> 00:42:19,954 - They grow back, huh? Don't they? 903 00:42:20,037 --> 00:42:21,705 Don't they? 904 00:42:21,789 --> 00:42:23,457 - Every ingredient! 905 00:42:27,461 --> 00:42:30,214 - [Audience] Taste it! Taste it! 906 00:42:30,297 --> 00:42:34,802 (host slurping) (playful music) 907 00:42:34,885 --> 00:42:38,597 (audience cheering) (bell dinging) 908 00:42:38,681 --> 00:42:40,474 (Hitpig exclaiming) 909 00:42:40,557 --> 00:42:43,060 - This is a dream come true. 910 00:42:43,143 --> 00:42:44,436 Thank you. 911 00:42:44,520 --> 00:42:47,231 - Well, so is you rescuing me. 912 00:42:47,314 --> 00:42:48,440 Thank you. 913 00:42:48,524 --> 00:42:50,150 - Pickles, no, I mean, there's.. 914 00:42:50,234 --> 00:42:52,987 There's no reason to thank me. You know, for real. 915 00:42:53,070 --> 00:42:55,572 There is no reason to thank me. 916 00:43:00,744 --> 00:43:03,455 (wires sparking) 917 00:43:03,539 --> 00:43:06,583 (device beeping) (Leticia laughing) 918 00:43:06,667 --> 00:43:09,420 (device beeping) 919 00:43:10,421 --> 00:43:13,841 (knuckles cracking) (device beeping) 920 00:43:13,924 --> 00:43:16,176 - [Artificial Voice] Weapon systems online. 921 00:43:16,260 --> 00:43:18,095 Ow. What is going on? 922 00:43:18,178 --> 00:43:20,014 (person yelling) (torpedo launching) 923 00:43:20,097 --> 00:43:21,682 Target obliterated. 924 00:43:21,765 --> 00:43:23,183 - Whoops! 925 00:43:23,267 --> 00:43:26,020 (Leticia gasping) (device beeping) 926 00:43:26,103 --> 00:43:27,479 - [Artificial Voice] Autopilot to catch gun 927 00:43:27,563 --> 00:43:29,440 coordinates engaged. 928 00:43:29,523 --> 00:43:31,817 - Ooh. (device beeping) 929 00:43:31,900 --> 00:43:32,776 - Yes! 930 00:43:36,030 --> 00:43:37,448 (Leticia gasping) 931 00:43:37,531 --> 00:43:42,119 So you're in San Francisco? I'm coming, Pickles. 932 00:43:42,202 --> 00:43:44,538 (audience cheering) (phone ringing) 933 00:43:44,621 --> 00:43:45,539 - Hey. 934 00:43:48,584 --> 00:43:49,460 - Hello? 935 00:43:49,543 --> 00:43:51,712 - Listen, Porky McPorkFace. 936 00:43:51,795 --> 00:43:55,049 You overshot the handoff by 400 miles. 937 00:43:56,133 --> 00:43:59,011 It seems you've lost your way. 938 00:43:59,094 --> 00:44:02,139 - No, I'm finding it actually. 939 00:44:02,222 --> 00:44:04,016 - Well, I'm coming for my dance partner. 940 00:44:04,099 --> 00:44:08,312 She and I will soar to heights never before seen. 941 00:44:10,898 --> 00:44:11,899 Don't move. 942 00:44:15,986 --> 00:44:17,404 (door slamming) - All right, move. 943 00:44:17,488 --> 00:44:18,238 - Move, move, move, move, move. 944 00:44:18,322 --> 00:44:19,073 - Where are we going? 945 00:44:19,156 --> 00:44:20,157 - Anywhere but here. 946 00:44:20,240 --> 00:44:22,326 - Well, how about India? 947 00:44:23,577 --> 00:44:27,748 - Yeah, okay, look, we need to talk about that. 948 00:44:27,831 --> 00:44:31,251 I, I need to come clean about something. 949 00:44:32,920 --> 00:44:34,588 - Clean? I get it. 950 00:44:34,672 --> 00:44:36,006 - What, you do? 951 00:44:36,090 --> 00:44:38,759 - Oh, always happens after several months, yep. 952 00:44:38,842 --> 00:44:40,427 I need a bucket. 953 00:44:40,511 --> 00:44:41,720 - Wait, what? 954 00:44:41,804 --> 00:44:44,264 - You need one of those. 955 00:44:44,348 --> 00:44:46,308 - A bathtub? Ooh, nice! 956 00:44:47,643 --> 00:44:51,021 - I'm not really who you, well, who you think I am. 957 00:44:51,105 --> 00:44:55,526 I mean, being Hitpig isn't necessarily a good thing. 958 00:44:56,610 --> 00:44:58,070 You know, it's actually impressive 959 00:44:58,153 --> 00:45:02,282 how much trouble she can cause in less than two seconds. 960 00:45:03,200 --> 00:45:05,702 (Pickles sighing) 961 00:45:05,786 --> 00:45:06,662 - Yeah. 962 00:45:09,039 --> 00:45:10,749 (Louie humming) Warm water 963 00:45:10,833 --> 00:45:13,043 feels pretty good. 964 00:45:13,127 --> 00:45:16,547 - Oh, sure, sure. That's how it always starts! 965 00:45:16,630 --> 00:45:19,633 Then comes screaming, and then the lemon butter, 966 00:45:19,716 --> 00:45:21,969 and then them nut cracker things! 967 00:45:22,052 --> 00:45:24,054 I don't even have nuts! 968 00:45:25,305 --> 00:45:26,807 - Hey, Pickles, we gotta go! 969 00:45:26,890 --> 00:45:29,059 People that come home to an elephant in their tub 970 00:45:29,143 --> 00:45:30,602 tend to get a little upset! 971 00:45:30,686 --> 00:45:32,646 - [Pickles] I'm coming! 972 00:45:32,730 --> 00:45:34,940 - Well, would you hurry before someone finds us? 973 00:45:35,023 --> 00:45:36,733 - Ooh, that tickles. 974 00:45:37,568 --> 00:45:38,819 - Oh, okay, what am I gonna do? 975 00:45:38,902 --> 00:45:39,820 What are we gonna do? What am we gonna do? 976 00:45:39,903 --> 00:45:41,739 Okay, let's think here. 977 00:45:41,822 --> 00:45:43,115 All right, this couch is comfy. 978 00:45:43,198 --> 00:45:46,493 Didn't sleep too well on the old balloon last night. 979 00:45:46,577 --> 00:45:48,328 (Hitpig yawning) 980 00:45:48,412 --> 00:45:51,665 You know, I just, one minute to think what to do. 981 00:45:51,748 --> 00:45:54,334 And, you know, maybe if I close my eyes, 982 00:45:54,418 --> 00:45:56,503 it'll all come to me. 983 00:45:56,587 --> 00:46:00,007 The answers will just come right to me. 984 00:46:00,090 --> 00:46:02,885 (tinkling music) 985 00:46:06,221 --> 00:46:07,264 Bertha? 986 00:46:07,347 --> 00:46:08,765 What? 987 00:46:08,849 --> 00:46:09,683 How have you been? 988 00:46:09,766 --> 00:46:11,935 - Dead, kid. I've been dead. 989 00:46:12,019 --> 00:46:15,022 - Yeah, no, I've been better too. 990 00:46:15,105 --> 00:46:17,608 - Oh, no. What's wrong, little buddy? 991 00:46:17,691 --> 00:46:20,027 - Well, for one thing, someone stole all my money. 992 00:46:20,110 --> 00:46:21,612 - Here, try this. 993 00:46:23,363 --> 00:46:25,866 (Hitpig slurping) 994 00:46:25,949 --> 00:46:27,284 And the van got towed. 995 00:46:27,367 --> 00:46:29,495 - You lost your money, your van. 996 00:46:29,578 --> 00:46:30,788 - And my catch gun. 997 00:46:30,871 --> 00:46:33,123 - Well, at least you haven't lost your way. 998 00:46:33,207 --> 00:46:34,958 - Well, I mean, you know, that's the thing. 999 00:46:35,042 --> 00:46:37,461 I'm supposed to take this elephant back to her owner. 1000 00:46:37,544 --> 00:46:39,129 You know, she's worth a million bucks. 1001 00:46:39,213 --> 00:46:41,715 - Wow. Prices have really gone up. 1002 00:46:41,798 --> 00:46:43,342 - Yeah, yeah. 1003 00:46:43,425 --> 00:46:45,302 Anyways, she doesn't want to go back. 1004 00:46:45,385 --> 00:46:47,804 Frankly, I don't blame her. 1005 00:46:47,888 --> 00:46:49,473 But the reward is just so big, I.. 1006 00:46:49,556 --> 00:46:51,975 - We never did this for the reward. 1007 00:46:52,059 --> 00:46:54,353 - But you said our business was very rewarding. 1008 00:46:54,436 --> 00:46:58,899 - Oh, little buddy. Because of all the animals we helped. 1009 00:46:58,982 --> 00:47:00,859 - But the last one ate you. 1010 00:47:00,943 --> 00:47:03,820 - Yeah, you win some, you lose some. 1011 00:47:03,904 --> 00:47:06,156 Hey, little buddy. 1012 00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:08,742 A long time ago I got the call to return 1013 00:47:08,826 --> 00:47:11,828 an escaped piglet to a bacon farm. 1014 00:47:11,912 --> 00:47:14,414 He was so scared and so cute. 1015 00:47:16,291 --> 00:47:20,170 I knew I couldn't return him, so I didn't. 1016 00:47:20,254 --> 00:47:23,507 And over time, we became best friends. 1017 00:47:25,008 --> 00:47:28,512 You, Hitpig. You were my greatest reward. 1018 00:47:29,930 --> 00:47:33,100 Now time to eat. (Louie screaming) 1019 00:47:33,183 --> 00:47:35,852 - Lucky for me, it's only a dream. 1020 00:47:35,936 --> 00:47:37,729 Wakey-wakey. - Ow! 1021 00:47:37,813 --> 00:47:39,523 - We're in a lake-y. 1022 00:47:40,816 --> 00:47:42,526 - Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no. 1023 00:47:42,609 --> 00:47:43,860 What happened? 1024 00:47:43,944 --> 00:47:45,946 - Sprung a leaky. 1025 00:47:46,029 --> 00:47:48,615 (tense music) 1026 00:47:56,456 --> 00:47:58,875 (tense music continues) 1027 00:47:58,959 --> 00:48:00,794 - Pickles! Pickles, what did you do? 1028 00:48:00,877 --> 00:48:03,380 - Got a bathtub stuck to my butt. 1029 00:48:03,463 --> 00:48:04,715 Did you have a nice nap? 1030 00:48:04,798 --> 00:48:06,967 - Okay, we gotta go up. All right, just swim. 1031 00:48:07,050 --> 00:48:08,468 I thought elephants could swim. 1032 00:48:08,552 --> 00:48:11,722 - Not if they don't have a mom to teach them. 1033 00:48:11,805 --> 00:48:14,349 (tense music) 1034 00:48:20,480 --> 00:48:23,775 (water splashing) (tense music) 1035 00:48:23,859 --> 00:48:28,905 (glass thudding) (tense music) 1036 00:48:30,198 --> 00:48:31,408 (water splashing) 1037 00:48:31,491 --> 00:48:34,328 - Okay, can you reach it? 1038 00:48:34,411 --> 00:48:37,331 - No. But I think you can. 1039 00:48:37,414 --> 00:48:38,165 - What are you doing? ú 1040 00:48:38,248 --> 00:48:39,333 No! Come on! 1041 00:48:41,084 --> 00:48:43,670 (tense music) 1042 00:48:48,842 --> 00:48:49,718 - Pickles. 1043 00:48:52,262 --> 00:48:54,598 We can do it! You're so close. 1044 00:48:54,681 --> 00:48:56,683 No, no, no, no, no! Pickles. 1045 00:48:56,767 --> 00:48:57,684 Pickles! 1046 00:48:59,186 --> 00:49:02,439 Pickles! (somber music) 1047 00:49:11,782 --> 00:49:14,618 (Hitpig gasping) 1048 00:49:16,453 --> 00:49:19,122 (somber music) 1049 00:49:26,546 --> 00:49:29,966 (somber music continues) 1050 00:49:35,305 --> 00:49:37,808 (paper thudding) 1051 00:49:37,891 --> 00:49:40,644 (glass cracking) (water spurting) 1052 00:49:40,727 --> 00:49:44,356 (glass shattering) (Louie yelling) 1053 00:49:44,439 --> 00:49:46,983 (tense music) 1054 00:49:54,908 --> 00:49:59,955 (water splashing) (somber music) 1055 00:50:04,459 --> 00:50:05,335 - Pickles! 1056 00:50:05,419 --> 00:50:06,670 No! No, no, no, no, no, no. No. 1057 00:50:06,753 --> 00:50:10,424 Pickles, wake up! (coughs) 1058 00:50:14,344 --> 00:50:17,264 (uplifting music) 1059 00:50:25,147 --> 00:50:28,108 - Hello, Pickles. Ready to go home? 1060 00:50:28,191 --> 00:50:30,277 Come on now. Up, up. 1061 00:50:30,360 --> 00:50:34,865 Oh, and you, Hitpig. You had me worried there for a moment. 1062 00:50:34,948 --> 00:50:37,367 I suppose I should deduct some money for the delay 1063 00:50:37,451 --> 00:50:39,703 and change of drop off location. 1064 00:50:39,786 --> 00:50:42,122 But I want to support your business, 1065 00:50:42,205 --> 00:50:46,209 returning escaped animals to their owners. 1066 00:50:46,293 --> 00:50:48,879 (money fluttering) 1067 00:50:48,962 --> 00:50:51,631 - What? No, no, no, no, no. 1068 00:50:51,715 --> 00:50:54,885 He's not returning me to you. He's my friend! 1069 00:50:54,968 --> 00:50:56,970 You're my friend, right? 1070 00:50:58,805 --> 00:51:00,807 - Yes. Yes, no, now I am. 1071 00:51:01,975 --> 00:51:03,852 I mean now I want to be. 1072 00:51:09,232 --> 00:51:12,569 I wasn't bringing you home to India. 1073 00:51:12,652 --> 00:51:15,739 I was bringing you to, well, to him. 1074 00:51:18,241 --> 00:51:19,576 - Let's go, Pickles. 1075 00:51:19,659 --> 00:51:23,330 Our show launches in less than four hours. 1076 00:51:23,413 --> 00:51:25,582 - Deals off, Leapin' Lord. 1077 00:51:25,665 --> 00:51:27,083 Take your money back. 1078 00:51:27,167 --> 00:51:29,753 Her home is in India, not in Vegas. 1079 00:51:29,836 --> 00:51:31,463 And certainly not with you. 1080 00:51:31,546 --> 00:51:33,840 - I'm not going with either of you. 1081 00:51:33,924 --> 00:51:36,426 - You'll get in your cage right now. 1082 00:51:36,510 --> 00:51:37,594 (Pickles gasping) - Stop! 1083 00:51:37,677 --> 00:51:39,471 - Get your hands off her! 1084 00:51:39,554 --> 00:51:42,849 - Fluffy, a little help, please. 1085 00:51:42,933 --> 00:51:44,351 (door opening) 1086 00:51:44,434 --> 00:51:46,520 (tense music) (Pickles gasping) 1087 00:51:46,603 --> 00:51:47,395 - Oh. 1088 00:51:48,605 --> 00:51:53,109 Fluffy's a croc! (crocodile growling) 1089 00:51:55,737 --> 00:51:58,698 (Hitpig whimpering) 1090 00:51:58,782 --> 00:52:00,534 - Well, that was easy. 1091 00:52:01,743 --> 00:52:04,204 Fluffy, teach pickles a lesson. 1092 00:52:05,539 --> 00:52:10,585 (crocodile snapping) (Pickles yelping) 1093 00:52:11,461 --> 00:52:14,172 (tense music) (Pickles crying) 1094 00:52:14,256 --> 00:52:15,048 (door shutting) 1095 00:52:15,131 --> 00:52:17,384 Don't ever run away again! 1096 00:52:17,467 --> 00:52:21,221 Come on, Fluffy. (Pickles crying) 1097 00:52:21,304 --> 00:52:26,393 (engine revving) (tense music) 1098 00:52:35,819 --> 00:52:38,530 (hand slapping) 1099 00:52:38,613 --> 00:52:39,573 - Ow! 1100 00:52:39,656 --> 00:52:40,740 That's enough! - I think not. 1101 00:52:40,824 --> 00:52:41,741 (hand slapping) (Hitpig yelping) 1102 00:52:41,825 --> 00:52:43,577 - That last slap felt good. 1103 00:52:43,660 --> 00:52:46,329 - You did all that for a salad? 1104 00:52:47,330 --> 00:52:49,666 This lettuce don't even taste good! 1105 00:52:49,749 --> 00:52:51,001 - Okay, look, you were right, I was wrong. 1106 00:52:51,084 --> 00:52:53,920 - Where's Pickles? - The Leaping Lord took her. 1107 00:52:54,004 --> 00:52:55,338 - He abuses her! 1108 00:52:55,422 --> 00:52:57,340 - I know. And I need to save her. 1109 00:52:57,424 --> 00:53:01,011 - Really? Looks like you handed her over and got paid. 1110 00:53:01,094 --> 00:53:02,012 - It's not like that, okay? 1111 00:53:02,095 --> 00:53:03,263 I tried to stop him, but- 1112 00:53:03,346 --> 00:53:04,389 Give me my van. 1113 00:53:04,472 --> 00:53:06,850 - We're going with you. - Who's we? 1114 00:53:06,933 --> 00:53:10,103 - Say hello to my little friends. 1115 00:53:10,186 --> 00:53:12,439 - Surprise, swine! 1116 00:53:12,522 --> 00:53:13,899 - Hitpig. 1117 00:53:13,982 --> 00:53:16,026 - Couldn't help it. Had to free them, too. 1118 00:53:16,109 --> 00:53:18,153 - Brazilian chicks rock! 1119 00:53:19,487 --> 00:53:23,241 - I'm gonna drop kick your ham hocks, bounty hunter. 1120 00:53:23,325 --> 00:53:25,452 (Hitpig yelling) 1121 00:53:25,535 --> 00:53:27,537 - You know what? I probably deserved that. 1122 00:53:27,621 --> 00:53:28,955 - Take that! Hiya! 1123 00:53:29,039 --> 00:53:30,916 - Ow. Okay, are you done? 1124 00:53:30,999 --> 00:53:32,292 Got it outta your system now? 1125 00:53:32,375 --> 00:53:34,294 No, no, no, no. Not that. Not, no. 1126 00:53:34,377 --> 00:53:35,879 That, I don't deserve. 1127 00:53:35,962 --> 00:53:38,965 When I said get it out of your system, I didn't mean that. 1128 00:53:39,049 --> 00:53:42,135 - That's not even just, he tried to boil me alive. 1129 00:53:42,218 --> 00:53:43,303 - Ow! 1130 00:53:43,386 --> 00:53:45,472 - By the way, my favorite food is bacon. 1131 00:53:45,555 --> 00:53:46,723 - Are we even yet? 1132 00:53:46,806 --> 00:53:48,224 - Not even close. 1133 00:53:50,226 --> 00:53:51,561 But we feel a lot better. 1134 00:53:51,645 --> 00:53:53,146 - Shall we go get Pickles? 1135 00:53:53,229 --> 00:53:56,232 - Yeah. Let's go rescue an elephant. 1136 00:53:56,316 --> 00:53:57,567 - Let's roll. 1137 00:53:57,651 --> 00:53:59,986 - You better not mean lobster roll, sister. 1138 00:54:00,070 --> 00:54:02,614 - I like this sassy crustacean. 1139 00:54:02,697 --> 00:54:03,782 - [Hitpig] Move over. I'm driving. 1140 00:54:03,865 --> 00:54:05,992 - [Polecat] You got a plan, pork chop? 1141 00:54:06,076 --> 00:54:08,995 - That depends. How do you define plan? 1142 00:54:09,079 --> 00:54:11,331 ♪ Pop, pop, pop music ♪ 1143 00:54:11,414 --> 00:54:14,626 ♪ Pop, pop, pop music ♪ 1144 00:54:14,709 --> 00:54:15,669 ♪ Get down ♪ 1145 00:54:15,752 --> 00:54:17,754 ♪ Pop, pop, pop music ♪ 1146 00:54:17,837 --> 00:54:19,923 ♪ Pop, pop, pop music ♪ 1147 00:54:20,006 --> 00:54:22,342 - Look at that crowd, Fluffy! 1148 00:54:22,425 --> 00:54:24,177 Clamoring to see me! 1149 00:54:26,262 --> 00:54:28,598 Yes, I know I'm paying them a hundred bucks each, 1150 00:54:28,682 --> 00:54:32,102 plus a glow stick, but a crowd's a crowd. 1151 00:54:32,185 --> 00:54:34,980 Fluffy, the show is about to start 1152 00:54:35,063 --> 00:54:39,025 and you forgot to comb your eyebrows, again. 1153 00:54:39,109 --> 00:54:41,778 Oh, nevermind. Tonight we soar! 1154 00:54:45,865 --> 00:54:47,283 - All right. 1155 00:54:47,367 --> 00:54:49,703 And that is why Taylor Swift would be a great president. 1156 00:54:49,786 --> 00:54:53,540 Now anybody got any ideas how to save Pickles? 1157 00:54:53,623 --> 00:54:55,166 I'm just joking, no. 1158 00:54:55,250 --> 00:54:57,794 Using a combination of intelligence, counterintelligence, 1159 00:54:57,877 --> 00:54:59,963 and counter counterintelligence, 1160 00:55:00,046 --> 00:55:02,007 we will have acquired our target. 1161 00:55:02,090 --> 00:55:03,800 Oh whoa, and to make matters worse, 1162 00:55:03,883 --> 00:55:06,678 there's a crocodile and he's gonna try and eat all of us. 1163 00:55:06,761 --> 00:55:08,054 He might even get one of us. 1164 00:55:08,138 --> 00:55:09,556 - Crocodiles? 1165 00:55:09,639 --> 00:55:11,683 I thought little pigs and was scared of big bad wolves. 1166 00:55:11,766 --> 00:55:13,727 - Okay, first off, I'm not a little pig. 1167 00:55:13,810 --> 00:55:15,311 I'm a perfectly average sized pig. 1168 00:55:15,395 --> 00:55:18,148 Secondly, the three little pigs were not 1169 00:55:18,231 --> 00:55:19,482 scared of the big bad wolf, okay? 1170 00:55:19,566 --> 00:55:21,234 Remember the tune? That was their whole thing. 1171 00:55:21,317 --> 00:55:23,737 They didn't even know who's afraid of the big bad wolf. 1172 00:55:23,820 --> 00:55:26,823 - Well, it just seems like a lot of work to nab a pickle. 1173 00:55:26,906 --> 00:55:28,241 - Not a pickle. 1174 00:55:28,324 --> 00:55:29,534 Pickles the elephant. 1175 00:55:29,617 --> 00:55:31,327 - Oh, we going to need a better team. 1176 00:55:31,411 --> 00:55:32,996 No offense, losers. 1177 00:55:33,079 --> 00:55:34,581 - I already called for backup. 1178 00:55:34,664 --> 00:55:35,582 - Who? 1179 00:55:35,665 --> 00:55:37,584 - Take a look up in the sky. 1180 00:55:37,667 --> 00:55:39,252 - Is that a bird? 1181 00:55:39,335 --> 00:55:41,421 - Is that a cat? 1182 00:55:41,504 --> 00:55:43,006 (rooster laughing) 1183 00:55:43,089 --> 00:55:45,091 - Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. 1184 00:55:45,175 --> 00:55:47,052 It's Super Rooster! 1185 00:55:47,135 --> 00:55:49,471 - Super cock-a-doodley-doo! 1186 00:55:50,597 --> 00:55:52,223 (body thudding) 1187 00:55:52,307 --> 00:55:55,268 A super cock-a-doodley-doo to you. 1188 00:55:55,351 --> 00:55:57,270 And you and you. 1189 00:55:57,353 --> 00:56:00,523 - Super Rooster! (all cheering) 1190 00:56:00,607 --> 00:56:03,026 - Well, you know, I'm not really a hero. 1191 00:56:03,109 --> 00:56:04,611 I just play one in cartoons. 1192 00:56:04,694 --> 00:56:06,738 But the producers have permanently sewn 1193 00:56:06,821 --> 00:56:11,868 the suit to my body, so I get to fly around whenever I want. 1194 00:56:12,535 --> 00:56:13,787 - Thank you for coming. 1195 00:56:13,870 --> 00:56:15,246 And look, I gotta just get this outta the way. 1196 00:56:15,330 --> 00:56:16,790 I'm your biggest fan. You know, "Nuggets of Glory." 1197 00:56:16,873 --> 00:56:18,291 Oh, for me, honestly, your best work. 1198 00:56:18,374 --> 00:56:20,376 - No need to thank me. 1199 00:56:20,460 --> 00:56:24,798 I gotta say, if this is really about saving an elephant, 1200 00:56:24,881 --> 00:56:26,382 eh, I'm in. 1201 00:56:26,466 --> 00:56:29,135 Plus, you know, you said something about a million bucks. 1202 00:56:29,219 --> 00:56:31,429 - You're giving him all your money? 1203 00:56:31,513 --> 00:56:34,057 - Well, not all of it, no. Louie ate a bunch of it. 1204 00:56:34,140 --> 00:56:35,809 I think he thinks it's salad. 1205 00:56:35,892 --> 00:56:37,769 - I've never been more regular. 1206 00:56:37,852 --> 00:56:41,231 - I'll take almost any amount at this point. 1207 00:56:41,314 --> 00:56:44,651 You know, my third wife ran off with a penguin. 1208 00:56:44,734 --> 00:56:46,277 You know, he's a sharp dresser, I must say, 1209 00:56:46,361 --> 00:56:49,572 but the whole split has cost me a bundle! 1210 00:56:49,656 --> 00:56:52,492 Anyways, should we get the autographs outta the way, huh? 1211 00:56:52,575 --> 00:56:53,409 - Thanks, mate. 1212 00:56:53,493 --> 00:56:54,744 - Can I touch your wattle? 1213 00:56:54,828 --> 00:56:57,247 - All right guys, come on. Focus on the plan. 1214 00:56:57,330 --> 00:57:00,166 But could you sign one more? It's to my nephew. 1215 00:57:00,250 --> 00:57:01,417 - Yeah, what's his name? 1216 00:57:01,501 --> 00:57:03,920 - My, his name, yeah. Hitpig. 1217 00:57:05,004 --> 00:57:06,673 - All right. What's the plan? 1218 00:57:06,756 --> 00:57:07,841 - We're winging it. Let's go! 1219 00:57:07,924 --> 00:57:09,342 - Time to kick butt! 1220 00:57:09,425 --> 00:57:10,677 - We're outta here! 1221 00:57:10,760 --> 00:57:12,804 - Let's cock-a-doodley-doo! 1222 00:57:12,887 --> 00:57:16,182 (engine revving) 1223 00:57:16,266 --> 00:57:21,020 - Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to have your minds blown. 1224 00:57:21,104 --> 00:57:24,524 Blown like they have never been blown before. 1225 00:57:24,607 --> 00:57:27,610 And now let the mind blowing begin! 1226 00:57:29,612 --> 00:57:34,242 Hello, dance fans! (audience cheering) 1227 00:57:36,035 --> 00:57:38,830 The Leapin' Lord welcomes you. 1228 00:57:38,913 --> 00:57:42,125 It's the moment I've been waiting for. 1229 00:57:43,626 --> 00:57:48,214 (air whooshing) (rock music) 1230 00:57:48,298 --> 00:57:51,467 - We're coming for you, Pickles! 1231 00:57:51,551 --> 00:57:55,722 (rock music) (gate slamming) 1232 00:57:55,805 --> 00:57:57,056 - Is this part of the plan? 1233 00:57:57,140 --> 00:57:58,474 - Why would a theater have steel doors? 1234 00:57:58,558 --> 00:58:01,227 - Well, mission not accomplished. 1235 00:58:01,311 --> 00:58:03,897 (clock ticking) 1236 00:58:03,980 --> 00:58:05,523 - Countdown? 1237 00:58:05,607 --> 00:58:08,818 - [Leapin' Lord] Our show launches in less than four hours. 1238 00:58:08,902 --> 00:58:11,988 Soar to heights never before soared. 1239 00:58:12,071 --> 00:58:13,740 A guaranteed blast. 1240 00:58:14,824 --> 00:58:17,660 It's going to rocket me to stardom. 1241 00:58:17,744 --> 00:58:21,164 - Oh, no. (clock ticking) 1242 00:58:22,165 --> 00:58:24,250 - Fasten your seatbelts! 1243 00:58:25,126 --> 00:58:27,003 (crowd gasping) 1244 00:58:27,086 --> 00:58:30,089 (suspenseful music) 1245 00:58:30,173 --> 00:58:33,843 This show is going to be out of this world! 1246 00:58:35,428 --> 00:58:37,764 Ten! (doors slamming) 1247 00:58:37,847 --> 00:58:40,350 Nine! (crowd gasping) 1248 00:58:40,433 --> 00:58:41,768 Eight! 1249 00:58:41,851 --> 00:58:43,186 Seven! 1250 00:58:43,269 --> 00:58:44,771 Six! 1251 00:58:44,854 --> 00:58:46,898 - This isn't a theater, it's a rocket. 1252 00:58:46,981 --> 00:58:48,024 - Say what? 1253 00:58:48,107 --> 00:58:50,276 - He's totally nuts! Run! 1254 00:58:52,987 --> 00:58:53,947 - Five, four, three, two, one. 1255 00:58:54,030 --> 00:58:56,950 (device beeping) Blast off! 1256 00:58:57,033 --> 00:59:00,119 (suspenseful music) 1257 00:59:07,126 --> 00:59:11,047 (suspenseful music continues) 1258 00:59:15,385 --> 00:59:17,470 - They're all gonna die! 1259 00:59:18,388 --> 00:59:19,806 - Not on my watch. 1260 00:59:19,889 --> 00:59:21,891 - And how do we stop a rocket? 1261 00:59:21,975 --> 00:59:23,476 - [Artificial Voice] Rocket systems engage. 1262 00:59:23,559 --> 00:59:25,270 - Why did I have to ask? 1263 00:59:25,353 --> 00:59:27,146 - [Hitpig] You might wanna hold on. 1264 00:59:27,230 --> 00:59:32,318 (dramatic music) (all yelling) 1265 00:59:33,486 --> 00:59:34,320 (crowd yelling) 1266 00:59:34,404 --> 00:59:36,823 - (laughs) This is great. 1267 00:59:36,906 --> 00:59:39,659 (ominous music) 1268 00:59:42,537 --> 00:59:43,496 - I need more power! 1269 00:59:43,579 --> 00:59:44,831 - On it! 1270 00:59:44,914 --> 00:59:47,333 This is why I get paid the big bucks, baby. 1271 00:59:47,417 --> 00:59:50,253 (dramatic music) 1272 00:59:53,589 --> 00:59:55,216 Cock-a-doodley-doo! 1273 00:59:57,093 --> 01:00:00,430 (Leapin' Lord laughing) 1274 01:00:00,513 --> 01:00:02,432 - I'll soar! I'll fly! 1275 01:00:03,516 --> 01:00:04,684 I'll glide. 1276 01:00:04,767 --> 01:00:07,020 I'll float and swoop and flit and whoosh. 1277 01:00:07,103 --> 01:00:10,857 I'll give gravity what it's given me! 1278 01:00:10,940 --> 01:00:15,111 Contempt. (rocket launching) 1279 01:00:15,194 --> 01:00:20,033 (Leapin' Lord yelling) (dramatic music) 1280 01:00:20,116 --> 01:00:23,119 - [Artificial Voice] Warning, critical power loss. 1281 01:00:23,202 --> 01:00:24,203 - We're losing them! 1282 01:00:24,287 --> 01:00:26,205 - The catch van's boosters failed. 1283 01:00:26,289 --> 01:00:27,498 - Okay, okay! 1284 01:00:27,582 --> 01:00:31,461 Step aside, people. It's my time to shine. 1285 01:00:31,544 --> 01:00:32,879 A tube, please. 1286 01:00:34,964 --> 01:00:37,467 Now hand me that chimichanga. 1287 01:00:40,136 --> 01:00:41,804 (stomach gurgling) 1288 01:00:41,888 --> 01:00:43,973 Fire in the hole! 1289 01:00:44,057 --> 01:00:47,310 (polecat farting) 1290 01:00:47,393 --> 01:00:49,896 (van speeding) 1291 01:00:52,607 --> 01:00:55,485 (triumphant music) 1292 01:01:03,576 --> 01:01:05,411 (rocket screeching) 1293 01:01:05,495 --> 01:01:08,164 (upbeat music) 1294 01:01:16,339 --> 01:01:17,256 - Oh, goody! 1295 01:01:17,340 --> 01:01:18,216 It's starting! 1296 01:01:18,299 --> 01:01:21,094 ♪ From the floors of Tokyo ♪ 1297 01:01:21,177 --> 01:01:22,595 - Back off, Fluffy. 1298 01:01:22,678 --> 01:01:24,972 This is my special moment. 1299 01:01:26,682 --> 01:01:29,018 The Leapin' Lord of the Leotard 1300 01:01:29,102 --> 01:01:31,562 and Pickles the Dancing Elephant 1301 01:01:31,646 --> 01:01:34,690 will be the greatest show off Earth! 1302 01:01:37,276 --> 01:01:38,736 ♪ I'm dancing with myself ♪ 1303 01:01:38,820 --> 01:01:40,863 - Hit the gas! - 10-4, good buddy. 1304 01:01:40,947 --> 01:01:43,074 (rocket launching) 1305 01:01:43,157 --> 01:01:45,243 ♪ Dancing with myself ♪ 1306 01:01:45,326 --> 01:01:48,079 ♪ Well, there's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove ♪ 1307 01:01:48,162 --> 01:01:50,248 ♪ When I'm dancing with myself ♪ 1308 01:01:50,331 --> 01:01:54,377 - It's showtime! (crocodile snapping) 1309 01:01:54,460 --> 01:01:56,546 ♪ All over the world ♪ 1310 01:01:56,629 --> 01:01:58,965 ♪ And there's every type of girl ♪ 1311 01:01:59,048 --> 01:02:01,384 ♪ But your empty eyes seem to pass me by ♪ 1312 01:02:01,467 --> 01:02:02,552 - Oh, Pickles! 1313 01:02:05,179 --> 01:02:07,640 (crowd gasping) 1314 01:02:07,723 --> 01:02:09,809 ♪ It'll give me time to think ♪ 1315 01:02:09,892 --> 01:02:14,981 ♪ If I had the chance, I'd ask the world to dance ♪ 1316 01:02:18,359 --> 01:02:20,528 ♪ Oh, oh ♪ 1317 01:02:21,654 --> 01:02:25,825 (Leapin' Lord exclaiming) 1318 01:02:25,908 --> 01:02:29,662 (crocodile snapping) (Pickles gasping) 1319 01:02:29,745 --> 01:02:32,415 (upbeat music) 1320 01:02:39,422 --> 01:02:43,843 - [Hitpig] Almost there. Just gimme a little squeak. 1321 01:02:44,594 --> 01:02:47,680 (Leapin' Lord laughing) 1322 01:02:47,763 --> 01:02:51,184 - Are you ready for my destiny, Pickles? 1323 01:02:55,605 --> 01:02:59,108 I'm leaping! (tense music) 1324 01:02:59,192 --> 01:03:03,779 (Pickles gasping) (tense music) 1325 01:03:03,863 --> 01:03:06,115 - He came back for me. 1326 01:03:06,199 --> 01:03:09,118 - Catch me! (yelps) 1327 01:03:09,202 --> 01:03:10,620 (crowd gasping) 1328 01:03:10,703 --> 01:03:12,121 (Leapin' Lord growling) (dogs yipping) 1329 01:03:12,205 --> 01:03:14,207 Get back here, Pickles! 1330 01:03:15,124 --> 01:03:18,503 Hitpig! (tense music) 1331 01:03:18,586 --> 01:03:19,712 (device beeping) - Now what? 1332 01:03:19,795 --> 01:03:20,838 - [Artificial Voice] My sensors detect 1333 01:03:20,922 --> 01:03:22,798 their oxygen levels dropping 1334 01:03:22,882 --> 01:03:24,800 and I don't see a way for them to return 1335 01:03:24,884 --> 01:03:26,385 to Earth on their own. 1336 01:03:26,469 --> 01:03:27,803 - Can we push 'em back? 1337 01:03:27,887 --> 01:03:29,514 - [Artificial Voice] Not without smashing into Earth. 1338 01:03:29,597 --> 01:03:32,141 - We need a parachute. Grab whatever fabric you can find. 1339 01:03:32,225 --> 01:03:35,144 Curtains, costumes, even underwear. 1340 01:03:35,228 --> 01:03:36,646 - That ain't new territory from me. 1341 01:03:36,729 --> 01:03:38,814 - Oh, how exciting. 1342 01:03:38,898 --> 01:03:41,901 - Feel like pulled pork for dinner, Fluffy? 1343 01:03:41,984 --> 01:03:43,819 Then go get that pig. 1344 01:03:48,241 --> 01:03:49,909 - We need to divide and conquer. 1345 01:03:49,992 --> 01:03:51,327 Can you fly around the outside, 1346 01:03:51,410 --> 01:03:52,912 see how we might be able to pull these people back? 1347 01:03:52,995 --> 01:03:53,913 - Can do! 1348 01:03:56,165 --> 01:03:58,501 - Ah-ah-ah-ah. (Pickles yelling) 1349 01:03:58,584 --> 01:04:00,670 - I'll keep control of the catch van. 1350 01:04:00,753 --> 01:04:02,338 - Okay guys, let's save Pickles 1351 01:04:02,421 --> 01:04:03,923 and everyone in that theater! 1352 01:04:04,006 --> 01:04:05,007 - Aye aye, Captain! 1353 01:04:05,091 --> 01:04:06,342 - Roger, roger. - Over and out. 1354 01:04:06,425 --> 01:04:07,760 (air whooshing) 1355 01:04:07,843 --> 01:04:08,928 - [Hitpig] Really? 1356 01:04:09,011 --> 01:04:12,390 (dramatic music) 1357 01:04:12,473 --> 01:04:15,017 (crocodile growling) 1358 01:04:15,101 --> 01:04:16,519 - Hitpig! (yelps) 1359 01:04:16,602 --> 01:04:19,188 - Go help Pickles, now! 1360 01:04:19,272 --> 01:04:20,523 (Pickles gasping) 1361 01:04:20,606 --> 01:04:23,234 I've fought bigger lizards than you in the Outback. 1362 01:04:23,317 --> 01:04:27,405 Come at me! (crocodile snapping) 1363 01:04:27,488 --> 01:04:28,614 - You came back. 1364 01:04:28,698 --> 01:04:30,199 - I'm so sorry, Pickles. 1365 01:04:30,283 --> 01:04:32,118 I should have told you the truth. 1366 01:04:32,201 --> 01:04:33,536 Can you forgive me? 1367 01:04:33,619 --> 01:04:35,121 - What are friends for? 1368 01:04:35,204 --> 01:04:37,540 - You're ruining everything, Hitpig! 1369 01:04:37,623 --> 01:04:40,793 - I'm ruining everything? You're going to get us all killed! 1370 01:04:40,876 --> 01:04:42,962 I'm actually trying to unruin everything. 1371 01:04:43,045 --> 01:04:47,091 - I'm giving them the greatest show off Earth! 1372 01:04:47,174 --> 01:04:48,634 (crowd cheering) 1373 01:04:48,718 --> 01:04:50,052 - Yeah, but you don't have a way to bring 'em back to Earth! 1374 01:04:50,136 --> 01:04:51,220 (crowd gasping) 1375 01:04:51,304 --> 01:04:53,139 - Well, I can't think of everything! 1376 01:04:53,222 --> 01:04:56,559 Do you know how hard it was just to do all this? 1377 01:04:56,642 --> 01:04:58,728 (Leapin' Lord grunting) - Ding ding! 1378 01:04:58,811 --> 01:05:01,981 In the left ring we have the croc versus a koala. 1379 01:05:02,064 --> 01:05:04,734 Common sense says koala's gonna die! 1380 01:05:04,817 --> 01:05:06,068 (crocodile snapping) (hand slapping) 1381 01:05:06,152 --> 01:05:09,905 - Do you think this is scripted or all improv? 1382 01:05:09,989 --> 01:05:13,951 - In the right ring, we have a pig versus a lunatic! 1383 01:05:14,035 --> 01:05:17,580 (bell dinging) (crowd cheering) 1384 01:05:17,663 --> 01:05:18,748 (tail slapping) (koala grunting) 1385 01:05:18,831 --> 01:05:21,834 (Leapin' Lord grunting) 1386 01:05:21,917 --> 01:05:25,421 - Now even the lack of gravity mocks me. 1387 01:05:25,504 --> 01:05:28,924 - Come at me, you toothy turd! (grunts) 1388 01:05:29,008 --> 01:05:31,969 (bodies thudding) 1389 01:05:32,053 --> 01:05:34,305 - Watch out, Hitpig! (crocodile growling) 1390 01:05:34,388 --> 01:05:36,223 - This is for Bertha! 1391 01:05:37,433 --> 01:05:39,435 Consider yourself hit. 1392 01:05:43,189 --> 01:05:44,690 Oh, no. 1393 01:05:44,774 --> 01:05:46,525 (body thudding) (Leticia yelling) 1394 01:05:46,609 --> 01:05:51,697 (rooster yelping) (Leapin' Lord yelling) 1395 01:05:55,284 --> 01:05:58,537 (Leapin' Lord yelling) 1396 01:05:58,621 --> 01:06:01,499 (crowd cheering) 1397 01:06:01,582 --> 01:06:04,460 - I never cut corners on costumes. 1398 01:06:04,543 --> 01:06:08,005 The audience is applauding my exit, Fluffy. 1399 01:06:08,089 --> 01:06:12,635 I can still hear them. (chuckles) 1400 01:06:12,718 --> 01:06:15,429 (Louie yelling) 1401 01:06:16,263 --> 01:06:17,139 - Whoa! 1402 01:06:19,308 --> 01:06:20,226 - Pickles! 1403 01:06:24,146 --> 01:06:27,316 (Louie yelling) 1404 01:06:27,400 --> 01:06:32,446 (fabric snapping) (Hitpig yelling) 1405 01:06:32,822 --> 01:06:33,614 - Right! 1406 01:06:37,159 --> 01:06:40,246 (fabric stretching) 1407 01:06:58,597 --> 01:07:00,599 - Like we're made for each other. 1408 01:07:00,683 --> 01:07:02,101 - A perfect fit. 1409 01:07:03,686 --> 01:07:06,313 (gentle music) 1410 01:07:08,858 --> 01:07:13,946 (Pickles squeaking) (gentle music) 1411 01:07:19,160 --> 01:07:21,996 (koala grunting) 1412 01:07:23,539 --> 01:07:25,791 (dramatic music) 1413 01:07:25,875 --> 01:07:27,543 - A super cock-a-doodley-doo! 1414 01:07:27,626 --> 01:07:32,047 I'm coming for you! (dramatic music) 1415 01:07:35,968 --> 01:07:37,470 (koala grunting) 1416 01:07:37,553 --> 01:07:42,433 (fabric snapping) (door closing) 1417 01:07:42,516 --> 01:07:45,394 (Hitpig groaning) 1418 01:07:46,228 --> 01:07:47,062 - Hi, Hitpig. 1419 01:07:47,146 --> 01:07:48,898 - How you doing, pig? 1420 01:07:50,649 --> 01:07:51,442 - (chuckles) And I thought you just 1421 01:07:51,525 --> 01:07:53,569 played a superhero on TV. 1422 01:07:53,652 --> 01:07:55,070 - You really are one. 1423 01:07:55,154 --> 01:07:56,322 - Aw, shucks. 1424 01:08:00,659 --> 01:08:04,747 - (gasps) You're alive! Oh, thank goodness! 1425 01:08:04,830 --> 01:08:06,165 (crowd cheering) 1426 01:08:06,248 --> 01:08:07,500 What do you say we get everybody back to Earth now? 1427 01:08:07,583 --> 01:08:10,336 (crowd cheering) 1428 01:08:10,419 --> 01:08:12,129 - I need more horsepower! 1429 01:08:12,213 --> 01:08:14,548 - I need more chimichangas! 1430 01:08:16,592 --> 01:08:20,429 (polecat farting) (jets firing) 1431 01:08:20,513 --> 01:08:23,057 (tense music) 1432 01:08:24,350 --> 01:08:26,143 - [Artificial Voice] Approaching Earth's atmosphere. 1433 01:08:26,227 --> 01:08:28,938 (tense music) 1434 01:08:29,021 --> 01:08:31,607 (crowd shouting) 1435 01:08:31,690 --> 01:08:33,275 We're coming in too fast. 1436 01:08:33,359 --> 01:08:36,278 - Panties, jock straps, boxers, just send them on over! 1437 01:08:36,362 --> 01:08:37,279 Come on! 1438 01:08:38,447 --> 01:08:40,616 - [Artificial Voice] This is going to hurt. 1439 01:08:40,699 --> 01:08:43,702 (polecat grunting) 1440 01:08:46,205 --> 01:08:49,458 (jets sputtering) (tense music) 1441 01:08:49,542 --> 01:08:53,295 (Pickles squealing) (crowd yelling) 1442 01:08:53,379 --> 01:08:57,842 Warning, impact imminent. Well, it was nice knowing you. 1443 01:08:57,925 --> 01:08:59,969 - Deploy the parachute. 1444 01:09:00,052 --> 01:09:02,221 (parachute whooshing) 1445 01:09:02,304 --> 01:09:04,890 (gentle music) 1446 01:09:14,817 --> 01:09:18,153 (air whooshing) - Whoa. 1447 01:09:19,738 --> 01:09:22,575 (crowd gasping) 1448 01:09:22,658 --> 01:09:25,452 (crowd cheering) 1449 01:09:31,792 --> 01:09:34,628 (crowd cheering) 1450 01:09:38,173 --> 01:09:41,927 - [Audience Member] Can I get my thong back? 1451 01:09:45,681 --> 01:09:48,434 (phone beeping) 1452 01:09:51,020 --> 01:09:54,690 - Well, I guess it's time to all go home, huh? 1453 01:09:54,773 --> 01:09:57,526 - I'm heading to Australia if you wanna ride with me, koala. 1454 01:09:57,610 --> 01:09:59,904 - Yeah, great. I'll show you my digs. 1455 01:09:59,987 --> 01:10:02,364 Throw some eucalyptus on the Barbie. 1456 01:10:02,448 --> 01:10:05,367 - I'm going to introduce polecat to some Hollywood agents. 1457 01:10:05,451 --> 01:10:08,370 He's a star if I've ever seen one. 1458 01:10:08,454 --> 01:10:10,873 (polecat laughing) 1459 01:10:10,956 --> 01:10:12,291 - Thank you. 1460 01:10:12,374 --> 01:10:16,128 - Oh, I'm staying here. We're in Vegas, baby! 1461 01:10:16,211 --> 01:10:17,963 And I got me a date! 1462 01:10:19,673 --> 01:10:22,217 Well, everyone loves my hard body. 1463 01:10:22,301 --> 01:10:23,636 (all laughing) 1464 01:10:23,719 --> 01:10:25,137 - You sure you want these poodles? 1465 01:10:25,220 --> 01:10:28,724 - If they want me. (dogs barking) 1466 01:10:28,807 --> 01:10:31,769 - Pickles, may I take you home to India? 1467 01:10:31,852 --> 01:10:33,562 - Yes. Yes, you may. 1468 01:10:35,481 --> 01:10:38,400 (uplifting music) 1469 01:10:45,741 --> 01:10:48,243 (gentle music) 1470 01:10:55,084 --> 01:10:58,504 (gentle music continues) 1471 01:11:04,843 --> 01:11:08,347 (gentle music continues) 1472 01:11:09,390 --> 01:11:12,184 (festive music) 1473 01:11:12,268 --> 01:11:13,602 - Frittata! 1474 01:11:13,686 --> 01:11:15,354 - Omelet coming up! 1475 01:11:16,772 --> 01:11:18,983 (child speaking foreign language) 1476 01:11:19,066 --> 01:11:20,526 - (speaks foreign language) Of course. 1477 01:11:20,609 --> 01:11:21,610 (child speaking foreign language) 1478 01:11:21,694 --> 01:11:23,529 - Oh, we got a wise guy here. 1479 01:11:23,612 --> 01:11:26,532 Hey, look kid, no bacon ever. Capiche? 1480 01:11:26,615 --> 01:11:27,950 - Ciao, Hitpig. 1481 01:11:34,289 --> 01:11:35,290 - Surprise! 1482 01:11:41,296 --> 01:11:42,881 So, how you doing? 1483 01:11:44,216 --> 01:11:46,635 - Living the dream. (chuckles) 1484 01:11:46,719 --> 01:11:48,137 How was India? 1485 01:11:48,220 --> 01:11:52,558 - Beautiful. But I couldn't find a family there 1486 01:11:52,641 --> 01:11:54,476 quite like our friends. 1487 01:11:54,560 --> 01:11:59,106 - Yeah. Yeah, I guess friends are the family we choose. 1488 01:12:01,650 --> 01:12:04,069 - So what's it like living the omelet dream? 1489 01:12:04,153 --> 01:12:05,487 Is it all it's cracked up to be? 1490 01:12:05,571 --> 01:12:06,488 - Yeah, you know, it pays the bills 1491 01:12:06,572 --> 01:12:07,823 for an even bigger dream. 1492 01:12:07,906 --> 01:12:09,283 - Really? - Yeah. 1493 01:12:10,451 --> 01:12:13,162 - See, on weekends we do some volunteer work. 1494 01:12:13,245 --> 01:12:16,081 - We? (horn honking) 1495 01:12:16,165 --> 01:12:18,250 (rock music) How was Indiana? 1496 01:12:18,333 --> 01:12:19,501 - Hey, everyone, hi! 1497 01:12:19,585 --> 01:12:21,420 You got room for one more on that thing? 1498 01:12:21,503 --> 01:12:22,880 - You bet we do. 1499 01:12:22,963 --> 01:12:24,173 Lower the tub! 1500 01:12:25,758 --> 01:12:28,427 - I love a family outing. 1501 01:12:28,510 --> 01:12:31,513 ♪ Born to be wild ♪ 1502 01:12:34,933 --> 01:12:37,603 - So if you're a kitty who's left the city 1503 01:12:37,686 --> 01:12:41,899 or a moose on the loose or a cow that said ciao, call us. 1504 01:12:41,982 --> 01:12:44,943 Your happiness is our reward. 1505 01:12:45,027 --> 01:12:48,030 ♪ Born to be wild ♪ 1506 01:12:50,491 --> 01:12:53,118 - Ooh, I'm feeling a little bit toasty here. 1507 01:12:53,202 --> 01:12:55,371 How about you, Fluffy? 1508 01:12:55,454 --> 01:12:56,497 Son of a sun! 1509 01:12:59,166 --> 01:13:00,542 And scene. 1510 01:13:00,626 --> 01:13:02,795 (sun sizzling) 1511 01:13:02,878 --> 01:13:07,800 ♪ Born to be wild ♪ 1512 01:13:09,468 --> 01:13:14,515 ♪ Born to be wild ♪ 1513 01:13:16,141 --> 01:13:19,144 ♪ Get your motor running ♪ 1514 01:13:19,228 --> 01:13:22,314 ♪ Head out on the highway ♪ 1515 01:13:22,398 --> 01:13:25,484 ♪ Looking for adventure ♪ 1516 01:13:25,567 --> 01:13:29,905 ♪ And whatever comes our way ♪ 1517 01:13:29,988 --> 01:13:32,825 ♪ Yeah, gotta go and make it happen ♪ 1518 01:13:32,908 --> 01:13:36,245 ♪ Take the world in a love embrace ♪ 1519 01:13:36,328 --> 01:13:40,082 ♪ Fire all your guns at once and ♪ 1520 01:13:40,165 --> 01:13:42,751 ♪ Explode into space ♪ 1521 01:13:42,835 --> 01:13:45,671 ♪ I like smoke and lightning ♪ 1522 01:13:45,754 --> 01:13:49,007 ♪ Heavy metal thunder ♪ 1523 01:13:49,091 --> 01:13:51,677 ♪ Racing with the wind ♪ 1524 01:13:51,760 --> 01:13:56,098 ♪ And the feeling that I'm under ♪ 1525 01:13:56,181 --> 01:13:59,852 ♪ Yeah, darling, gonna make it happen ♪ 1526 01:13:59,935 --> 01:14:02,604 ♪ Take the world in a love embrace ♪ 1527 01:14:02,688 --> 01:14:06,358 ♪ Fire all of your guns at once and ♪ 1528 01:14:06,442 --> 01:14:08,485 ♪ Explode into space ♪ 1529 01:14:08,569 --> 01:14:11,947 ♪ Like a true nature's child ♪ 1530 01:14:12,030 --> 01:14:15,284 ♪ We were born, born to be wild ♪ 1531 01:14:15,367 --> 01:14:17,828 ♪ We can climb so high ♪ 1532 01:14:17,911 --> 01:14:22,291 ♪ And never wanna die ♪ 1533 01:14:22,374 --> 01:14:27,462 ♪ Born to be wild ♪ 1534 01:14:28,881 --> 01:14:33,927 ♪ Born to be wild ♪ 1535 01:14:35,762 --> 01:14:38,473 ♪ Get your motor running ♪ 1536 01:14:38,557 --> 01:14:41,810 ♪ Head out on the highway ♪ 1537 01:14:41,894 --> 01:14:44,980 ♪ Looking for adventure ♪ 1538 01:14:45,063 --> 01:14:49,193 ♪ And whatever comes our way ♪ 1539 01:14:49,276 --> 01:14:52,487 ♪ Yeah, darling, gonna make it happen ♪ 1540 01:14:52,571 --> 01:14:55,407 ♪ Take the world in a love embrace ♪ 1541 01:14:55,490 --> 01:14:58,911 ♪ Fire all your guns at once and ♪ 1542 01:14:58,994 --> 01:15:02,039 ♪ Explode into space ♪ 1543 01:15:02,122 --> 01:15:07,127 ♪ Born to be wild ♪ 1544 01:15:08,462 --> 01:15:13,509 ♪ Born to be wild ♪ 1545 01:15:15,177 --> 01:15:20,265 ♪ Born to be wild ♪ 1546 01:15:22,267 --> 01:15:25,145 ♪ Born to be wild ♪ 1547 01:15:29,608 --> 01:15:32,319 (upbeat music) 1548 01:15:34,780 --> 01:15:36,740 - [Dancer] As queen of the elephants, it is I 1549 01:15:36,823 --> 01:15:39,451 who wears the pants, so as your queen, 1550 01:15:39,534 --> 01:15:41,870 I command you all to dance. 1551 01:15:45,123 --> 01:15:47,709 (upbeat music) 1552 01:15:55,133 --> 01:15:58,679 (upbeat music continues) 1553 01:16:05,310 --> 01:16:08,730 (upbeat music continues) 1554 01:16:14,319 --> 01:16:16,905 (tense music) 1555 01:16:24,162 --> 01:16:27,582 (tense music continues) 1556 01:16:34,172 --> 01:16:37,592 (tense music continues) 1557 01:16:44,182 --> 01:16:47,561 (tense music continues) 1558 01:16:54,276 --> 01:16:57,696 (tense music continues) 1559 01:17:04,286 --> 01:17:07,622 (tense music continues) 1560 01:17:14,129 --> 01:17:17,549 (tense music continues) 1561 01:17:24,306 --> 01:17:27,726 (tense music continues) 1562 01:17:34,399 --> 01:17:37,819 (tense music continues) 1563 01:17:44,326 --> 01:17:47,746 (tense music continues) 1564 01:17:54,252 --> 01:17:57,672 (tense music continues) 1565 01:18:04,346 --> 01:18:07,682 (tense music continues) 1566 01:18:14,272 --> 01:18:17,692 (tense music continues) 1567 01:18:24,366 --> 01:18:27,786 (tense music continues) 1568 01:18:34,459 --> 01:18:37,838 (tense music continues) 1569 01:18:44,302 --> 01:18:47,722 (tense music continues) 1570 01:18:54,354 --> 01:18:57,732 (tense music continues) 1571 01:19:04,406 --> 01:19:07,742 (tense music continues) 1572 01:19:14,374 --> 01:19:17,836 (tense music continues) 1573 01:19:24,384 --> 01:19:27,762 (tense music continues) 1574 01:19:34,436 --> 01:19:37,105 (gentle music) 1575 01:19:44,362 --> 01:19:47,782 (gentle music continues) 1576 01:19:54,372 --> 01:19:57,876 (gentle music continues) 1577 01:20:04,424 --> 01:20:07,928 (gentle music continues) 1578 01:20:14,559 --> 01:20:17,979 (gentle music continues) 1579 01:20:24,486 --> 01:20:27,989 (gentle music continues) 1580 01:20:34,579 --> 01:20:38,083 (gentle music continues) 1581 01:20:44,673 --> 01:20:47,467 (uplifting music) 1582 01:20:54,808 --> 01:20:58,478 (uplifting music continues) 1583 01:21:04,651 --> 01:21:08,196 (uplifting music continues) 1584 01:21:14,619 --> 01:21:18,373 (uplifting music continues) 1585 01:21:24,629 --> 01:21:28,341 (uplifting music continues) 1586 01:21:34,472 --> 01:21:37,142 (gentle music) 1587 01:21:44,649 --> 01:21:48,069 (gentle music continues) 1588 01:21:54,576 --> 01:21:57,996 (gentle music continues) 1589 01:22:07,839 --> 01:22:10,425 (tense music) 1590 01:22:18,600 --> 01:22:21,269 (gentle music) 1591 01:22:28,610 --> 01:22:32,113 (gentle music continues) 1592 01:22:37,619 --> 01:22:41,122 (gentle music continues) 1593 01:22:47,712 --> 01:22:51,216 (gentle music continues) 1594 01:22:57,722 --> 01:23:01,142 (gentle music continues) 1595 01:23:07,607 --> 01:23:11,111 (gentle music continues) 1596 01:23:17,659 --> 01:23:21,162 (gentle music continues) 1597 01:23:27,627 --> 01:23:31,131 (gentle music continues) 1598 01:23:37,762 --> 01:23:41,266 (gentle music continues) 1599 01:23:47,689 --> 01:23:51,192 (gentle music continues) 1600 01:23:57,699 --> 01:24:01,202 (gentle music continues) 1601 01:24:07,625 --> 01:24:11,129 (gentle music continues) 1602 01:24:17,719 --> 01:24:21,222 (gentle music continues) 1603 01:24:27,645 --> 01:24:31,149 (gentle music continues) 1604 01:24:37,739 --> 01:24:41,201 (gentle music continues) 1605 01:24:47,582 --> 01:24:51,169 (gentle music continues) 105371