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(quiet, otherworldly music)
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(upbeat, electronic music)
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(upbeat electronic
music continues)
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(upbeat, electronic
music continues)
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(no audio)
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(gentle, eerie music)
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(gentle, eerie music continues)
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(gentle, eerie music continues)
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(gentle, eerie music continues)
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- (Ollie gasping for breath)
- (coughing)
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(Ollie continues
to cough and gasp)
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What the fuck was in that drink,
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(sighs) Jack or Everclear?
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- (Ollie coughing)
- (captive belches)
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Everclear.
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With a Fentanyl chaser.
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You okay, doll?
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I just, I could use my inhaler.
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Asthma.
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Oh fuck!
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Where the fuck am I?
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What the fuck's going on?
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Where the fuck are my clothes?
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I don't know.
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I had just woke up.
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But judging from the light,
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I'd say it's about 3:30, 4:00.
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What's your story, mate,
how'd you get here?
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Well, I--
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Well I was at Queeries, I
was reviewing it for my vlog.
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It must have been late last
night, it was after 2:00 a.m.,
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I was enjoying another
round of shooters
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when this handsome gent offers,
"Can I buy you a whiskey?"
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Now I says to myself, "Colin,
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"you don't want to offend
the handsome fella."
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Manners.
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So I accepted the offer
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just like I accepted
the offer for him
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to go back to the
Thunder Box with me
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so as he can watch
me piss for a 50.
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Also manners.
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So we go back to the stall
and I lay down my decks,
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I'm getting ready to let fly
when there's this bright light
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and a sharp pain at
the back of my cranium.
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And that's all I can remember.
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What about you, jail bait?
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Well--
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That's interesting,
'cause you see,
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last night I was about to
go on stage at the Headliner
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when this new
assistant stage manager
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brought me my pre-show cocktail.
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Mama likes to have a little
nip before she goes on.
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It calms the nerves.
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I'm putting my eyelashes
on, the next thing you know,
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everything's all dizzy
and spinney and then boom,
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I wake up here, disappointing
dozens of my fans.
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You a fanny boy?
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What?
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Drag.
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What gave it away, doll?
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You're handcuffed to a chair,
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God knows why you're
more worried about
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not doing a show, darling.
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(clears throat) My
name is Gregory.
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But my stage name is Milky Way.
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I do outer space themed numbers.
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(laughs) E.T. phone
homo. (laughing)
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Oh for fuck's sake,
come on, Harry Potter,
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you gonna regalia us with
a tail of woe, or not?
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My name is Ollie.
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I was in the computer
lab at Muncie College.
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I'm the I.T. guy for
the freshman class.
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I had the back of a
next-era 5200 open
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and was thinking about the dummy
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who probably spilled
beer on the hard drive
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and wondering how I
was gonna get the smell
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of burnt circuitry
out of my clothes
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when I felt something
soft against my face.
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Smelled like a York Peppermint
Patty dipped in floor wax,
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and that's all I can remember.
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How old are you, doll?
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19.
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Oh Christ, you're a kid.
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I'm not a kid!
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Who's this dickhead, eh?
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Should we wake him up?
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I'm already awake.
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(group freaking out)
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For how long?
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Since before you.
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Why didn't you say
something, doll?
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Mama nearly popped a testicle.
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What's there to say,
handcuffs, police issue,
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you were all asleep.
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I hate idle chatter,
especially with myself.
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Well aren't you the
cool guy of the group.
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You've even got your
Blues Brother shades on
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to make the rest of
us feel inadequate.
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I think he's visually impaired.
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I'm blind, you can say it.
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(laughing) The blind
guy, the computer nerd,
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the drag queen, and the
handsome Aussie. (laughing)
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Sounds like a deck
of Tarot cards.
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Or a Sims game. (chuckles)
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How come we're all in our
underwear, but you're naked?
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I don't wear undies.
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I like to let my
clackers swing free.
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(grunts) So what's
your story, Blinky?
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That's racist.
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What, blind people don't blink?
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We blink.
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My name's Sebastian.
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- My seeing eye dog--
- Is special needs.
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Let's just call it
what it is. (laughs)
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Political correctness
is for the sighted.
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My dog was leading me
back from the store
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with some dinner things,
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yes, I cook, when suddenly,
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I felt the lead pulling me
in a different direction.
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It's 72 steps, then a right,
then 53 steps from the store.
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But we made a left, then 20
steps, and then another left.
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And I realized my dog wasn't
the one leading me anymore,
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so I stopped.
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That's when I felt an arm
wrap around my throat.
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I think they call it a
choke hold. (exhales)
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And then I woke up here.
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Yes doll, but where is here?
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Here? (pattering footsteps)
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This is the end of the world.
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You, you're the one
who took me to the can.
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The handle's Stetson.
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It's a pleasure to
meet y'all, officially.
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Yeah okay, that's great.
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You wanted to watch me piss
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and you still owe
me a 50, you wanker!
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Are you the one who spiked
Mama's drink at the club?
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Guilty.
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- And ethered me?
- Chloroform, kid.
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No one's used ether
since the 40s.
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Chloroform's a bit outdated,
but I'm old school.
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Okay, whatever, you still
owe me a 50, you shifty cunt!
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Where's my dog?
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Safe, at a no-kill shelter.
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I wouldn't do that to an animal.
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50 smackers, 50 smackers,
50 smackers, oy oy oy!
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S'cuse me.
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I want my 50 fucking smack--
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(hand slaps face)
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There's one, you
want the other 49?
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Good boy, that's better.
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I hate to ask the
obvious, Mr. Stetson,
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but why are we here?
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No need to be so formal, kid,
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given the circumstances,
Stetson's fine.
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And you know why you're here.
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Why?
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I know what you are.
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Oh doll, I get it, God
created Adam and Eve,
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not Adam and Coco Chanel.
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You hate the gays.
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No, I love humanity.
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I don't care who you
stick your wangers into,
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the heart wants what
the heart wants.
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Then why?
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You know.
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I can promise you I don't.
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What do you think we are?
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Well not all of you,
just one of you,
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one of you is an alien.
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For fuck's sake, I'm legal,
I've got my passport,
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I've got my Visa
and everything else.
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My knees are scraped
from sucking dick,
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not jumping a
fucking border wall!
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Jesus, not that kind of alien.
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Oh doll, you don't
seriously think that--
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From out there.
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(Colin laughs)
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Don't laugh at me!
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You think one of us
came from up there
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in a little space ship?
(mimics spaceship) (laughs)
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Yeah, good luck building
that border wall, man,
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around the whole fucking planet!
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(gun clicks) Just tell me
you're the alien, mate.
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I'll make sure that
I make it quick.
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He's pointing a gun at Colin.
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I heard him pull
it from the holster
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and I can smell the gun oil.
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Why in Gaga's name do you
think one of us is an alien?
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(laughs) Adopted,
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sheltered,
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home schooled,
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and keeps to yourself.
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One tends to do that
when one cannot see.
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A blind man at a party
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is like finding pickled
beets at a salad bar.
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Dude!
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The point is, we all
have been alienated,
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and by God, I say that
with no pun intended.
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Alienated from society for a
long stretch of your lives,
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giving you time to
watch us, to study us,
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to try to fit in
with us normals.
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Yeah, kidnap four
gents, tie us up
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and accuse us of being an
extra bloody terrestrial,
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that's real fucking
normal, mate.
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What you said might be true,
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but if what you say
applies to being an alien,
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what makes you think only
one of us isn't human?
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Why not all of us?
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Shut up, you'll give him ideas.
210
00:10:01,499 --> 00:10:04,352
I'm pretty sure it's
just one of you,
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but I can't be too careful.
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00:10:05,917 --> 00:10:10,102
I need to stop you
before you destroy us.
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Well then why don't you
just kill all of us?
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Shut up!
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I told you, I love humanity.
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I wanna kill the monster,
not be the monster.
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00:10:24,251 --> 00:10:26,476
If you find the
alien and kill it,
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will you let the rest of us go?
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Yes.
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Well why should we believe you?
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I have no desire to
kill my own race.
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What?
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I meant species, kid.
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Calm down.
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Don't let the
cowboy hat fool ya.
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(Colin laughs)
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00:10:48,251 --> 00:10:51,102
What, it was funny,
what he said was funny,
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you're a funny guy.
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And believe me, we're
gonna find him, together.
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Well I don't know
about the rest of you,
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but I could go for a drink.
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Aren't you hung over?
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Well yeah, but I was talking
about fuckin' water, kid.
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Stop calling me kid!
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I drink other
stuff than alcohol.
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I'm Australian, not Irish.
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[Stetson] That's a good idea.
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That can be our first test.
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Test?
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Not thirsty?
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He's blind, you idiot.
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He can still smell it, his
senses are sharper than ours.
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- (Sebastian gulps)
- (water gurgles)
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Don't smear my lipstick.
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00:12:03,251 --> 00:12:09,376
- (water trickles)
- (Gregory gulps)
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Oh, I'm not drinking after him.
247
00:12:11,499 --> 00:12:11,976
What?
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I'm not drinking
after the fanny boy.
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You self-hating son-of-a-bitch!
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Fuck off, you woke wanker!
251
00:12:17,334 --> 00:12:19,352
Who knows what kind
of germs you've got,
252
00:12:19,376 --> 00:12:20,976
he's got, you've all got!
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00:12:21,000 --> 00:12:23,976
(gun clicks)
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Drink.
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Fuck it.
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00:12:26,167 --> 00:12:28,542
Right oh, cheers,
big ears, come on.
257
00:12:29,418 --> 00:12:35,475
- (Colin spits)
- (water trickles)
258
00:12:35,499 --> 00:12:37,499
Could use a bit of vodka.
259
00:12:48,084 --> 00:12:49,542
One more time.
260
00:12:52,709 --> 00:12:56,185
- (bottle crackles)
- (Ollie coughs)
261
00:12:56,209 --> 00:12:57,726
- I knew it!
- No!
262
00:12:57,750 --> 00:12:58,476
I'm just a kid!
263
00:12:58,500 --> 00:13:03,476
- (gun blasts)
- (bullet tinkles)
264
00:13:03,500 --> 00:13:04,475
(Stetson laughs)
265
00:13:04,499 --> 00:13:05,601
What the fuck did you just do?
266
00:13:05,625 --> 00:13:09,475
He reacted to the
water, he was the alien!
267
00:13:09,499 --> 00:13:10,935
The fuck's wrong with you?
268
00:13:10,959 --> 00:13:13,643
He had asthma, you idiot.
269
00:13:13,667 --> 00:13:14,475
You prompted an attack
270
00:13:14,499 --> 00:13:18,334
and conveniently forgot to
provide him with his inhaler!
271
00:13:22,499 --> 00:13:23,601
God dammit.
272
00:13:23,625 --> 00:13:24,685
He was 19. (crying)
273
00:13:24,709 --> 00:13:27,227
- God dammit!
- Murderer!
274
00:13:27,251 --> 00:13:30,475
This isn't my fault,
this is on all of you.
275
00:13:30,499 --> 00:13:33,227
If the alien had
just come forward,
276
00:13:33,251 --> 00:13:33,976
I wouldn't have had to--
277
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:37,476
Give it up, you
Q-sucking dickhead!
278
00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:39,475
There are no aliens,
there're no Martians,
279
00:13:39,499 --> 00:13:42,394
there are no fucking
aliens, nut job!
280
00:13:42,418 --> 00:13:44,893
I have to be right,
I have to be right,
281
00:13:44,917 --> 00:13:45,643
I have to be right.
282
00:13:45,667 --> 00:13:48,559
You never said why you
think we might be aliens.
283
00:13:48,583 --> 00:13:49,851
What?
284
00:13:49,875 --> 00:13:52,475
You never said why you think
285
00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:55,102
the four of us might be aliens!
286
00:13:55,126 --> 00:13:56,227
It's none of your business.
287
00:13:56,251 --> 00:13:59,394
(gasps) You kidnapped
us, held us captive,
288
00:13:59,418 --> 00:14:01,976
and now just involved
us in a murder!
289
00:14:02,000 --> 00:14:04,334
I think that qualifies.
290
00:14:05,792 --> 00:14:08,893
I can smell the
fear in your sweat.
291
00:14:08,917 --> 00:14:11,352
Why us, why?
292
00:14:11,376 --> 00:14:14,143
- Okay.
- (chair rattles)
293
00:14:14,167 --> 00:14:20,475
All of you have been
involved in a strange event,
294
00:14:20,499 --> 00:14:25,102
a suspicious event, and it
brought you to my attention.
295
00:14:25,126 --> 00:14:27,768
What the fuck are
you talking about?
296
00:14:27,792 --> 00:14:29,601
Don't yell at me.
297
00:14:29,625 --> 00:14:31,475
Oh, forgive me for
raising my voice
298
00:14:31,499 --> 00:14:34,394
after seeing a kid blown away
for having a bit of a cough.
299
00:14:34,418 --> 00:14:36,060
What are you gonna
do to me if I fart,
300
00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:38,500
stab me in the fucking neck?
301
00:14:39,334 --> 00:14:41,475
I did my research.
302
00:14:41,499 --> 00:14:44,435
I saw how each of
you was raised.
303
00:14:44,459 --> 00:14:46,475
And over the past
year and a half,
304
00:14:46,499 --> 00:14:51,667
each of you has been
involved in a strange event.
305
00:14:51,917 --> 00:14:54,935
Last January, before you
came to this country,
306
00:14:54,959 --> 00:15:01,435
your house was attacked by
kangaroos, dozens of them.
307
00:15:01,459 --> 00:15:02,559
They shattered windows,
they dented cars,
308
00:15:02,583 --> 00:15:04,227
they tried to break
down your doors,
309
00:15:04,251 --> 00:15:08,227
and an hour later,
they were all dead.
310
00:15:08,251 --> 00:15:13,475
No reason for the attack,
no clue why they all died.
311
00:15:13,499 --> 00:15:15,499
It was mating season.
312
00:15:16,625 --> 00:15:18,475
They were all males.
313
00:15:18,499 --> 00:15:19,475
Well maybe it was my cologne.
314
00:15:19,499 --> 00:15:20,559
How the fuck am I
supposed to know
315
00:15:20,583 --> 00:15:24,500
what kind of affect Tommy
Hilfiger has on a marsupial?
316
00:15:25,792 --> 00:15:28,768
Three months ago, after
one of your shows,
317
00:15:28,792 --> 00:15:31,810
your entire audience
had a shared nightmare
318
00:15:31,834 --> 00:15:34,352
of screaming lights in the sky.
319
00:15:34,376 --> 00:15:36,475
It was popper's night, doll,
320
00:15:36,499 --> 00:15:37,475
I'm surprised half of them
321
00:15:37,499 --> 00:15:39,476
didn't drive off
cliffs on the way home.
322
00:15:39,500 --> 00:15:43,143
And how do you explain
that they all came down
323
00:15:43,167 --> 00:15:46,060
with type one diabetes?
324
00:15:46,084 --> 00:15:50,625
Next time, with the
vodka, order a Coke Zero.
325
00:15:53,251 --> 00:15:56,583
How did you lose your sight?
326
00:15:57,917 --> 00:15:59,475
I'd rather not.
327
00:15:59,499 --> 00:16:02,475
(gun clicks)
328
00:16:02,499 --> 00:16:05,143
Oh, oh high quality you are,
329
00:16:05,167 --> 00:16:06,060
pointing a gun at the blind guy.
330
00:16:06,084 --> 00:16:10,018
Killing that kid had a real
lasting impact, didn't it?
331
00:16:10,042 --> 00:16:12,167
Shut up.
332
00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:14,292
Well?
333
00:16:15,167 --> 00:16:16,475
I've been blind since
birth. (exhales)
334
00:16:16,499 --> 00:16:19,475
Your medical file says you
lost it five years ago.
335
00:16:19,499 --> 00:16:21,893
I lied! (exasperated sigh)
336
00:16:21,917 --> 00:16:24,976
When people think you've
recently become blind,
337
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,102
all you get asked is questions
338
00:16:26,126 --> 00:16:29,459
about how hard it
is to learn Braille.
339
00:16:29,499 --> 00:16:31,685
But when they know
you were born blind,
340
00:16:31,709 --> 00:16:35,475
it's all, "Do you
have super hearing?
341
00:16:35,499 --> 00:16:38,935
"Do you remember my
face when you touch it?
342
00:16:38,959 --> 00:16:42,542
"If I'm on my period,
can you smell it?
343
00:16:43,334 --> 00:16:47,042
"If I fart a block
away, can you smell it?"
344
00:16:47,499 --> 00:16:49,475
(Colin laughing)
345
00:16:49,499 --> 00:16:51,475
So the medical file's wrong?
346
00:16:51,499 --> 00:16:54,685
So what else do you want from
me, a Hellen Keller joke?
347
00:16:54,709 --> 00:16:56,851
Believe me, I've heard 'em all.
348
00:16:56,875 --> 00:17:00,209
Wait a minute, what about him?
349
00:17:02,500 --> 00:17:05,709
Doesn't really matter
much now, does it?
350
00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:06,893
No, I suppose it doesn't,
351
00:17:06,917 --> 00:17:09,959
but I'd love to hear your
backwards fucking logic.
352
00:17:10,167 --> 00:17:11,893
What do you mean?
353
00:17:11,917 --> 00:17:12,643
What he means, doll,
354
00:17:12,667 --> 00:17:15,976
as interesting as these
curious fables of yours are,
355
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,499
how do they prove your point?
356
00:17:19,084 --> 00:17:20,917
Well they prove that,
357
00:17:21,499 --> 00:17:23,475
they prove that,
358
00:17:23,499 --> 00:17:26,475
I don't need proof,
I know I'm right!
359
00:17:26,499 --> 00:17:27,976
I feel it.
360
00:17:28,000 --> 00:17:31,102
Hey, Madame Leota,
fuck your feeling.
361
00:17:31,126 --> 00:17:33,518
There's a condition
worse than blindness,
362
00:17:33,542 --> 00:17:36,435
seeing something
that isn't there!
363
00:17:36,459 --> 00:17:39,726
Oh doll, you've gone
and upset the blind man.
364
00:17:39,750 --> 00:17:41,475
Fuck you and fuck you too!
365
00:17:41,499 --> 00:17:43,475
You don't know, you
just don't know!
366
00:17:43,499 --> 00:17:46,476
And besides, doll, even
if one of us is an alien,
367
00:17:46,500 --> 00:17:48,475
why do you want to kill it?
368
00:17:48,499 --> 00:17:49,685
We've been going
about our lives,
369
00:17:49,709 --> 00:17:54,726
minding our own business,
what's the problem?
370
00:17:54,750 --> 00:17:59,459
Hey tin foil, how
about some water?
371
00:17:59,500 --> 00:18:05,643
- (bottle crackles)
- (water trickles)
372
00:18:05,667 --> 00:18:07,227
It's a preemptive measure.
373
00:18:07,251 --> 00:18:13,499
You see, doll, you haven't
been minding your own business.
374
00:18:14,209 --> 00:18:17,499
(water trickles)
375
00:18:20,792 --> 00:18:22,750
Well suit yourself.
376
00:18:28,334 --> 00:18:33,792
Three years ago, my
wife got pregnant.
377
00:18:34,084 --> 00:18:36,060
I maxed out my credit card
378
00:18:36,084 --> 00:18:40,475
on pacifiers and camouflage
diapers. (chuckles)
379
00:18:40,499 --> 00:18:44,394
Five months into the pregnancy,
the doctor came to us,
380
00:18:44,418 --> 00:18:47,475
-told us,
-(quiet, eerie music)
381
00:18:47,499 --> 00:18:49,542
It was a Down Syndrome baby.
382
00:18:51,583 --> 00:18:53,875
I wanted it gone.
383
00:18:54,834 --> 00:18:57,768
How would I face my buddies?
384
00:18:57,792 --> 00:18:59,352
You did something wrong.
385
00:18:59,376 --> 00:19:02,018
A real man has a real baby.
386
00:19:02,042 --> 00:19:03,475
It is a real baby.
387
00:19:03,499 --> 00:19:06,459
Shut the fuck up, Midnight.
388
00:19:07,750 --> 00:19:09,792
Then one night, I got it,
389
00:19:11,959 --> 00:19:16,018
I understood, it
wasn't my fault.
390
00:19:16,042 --> 00:19:19,601
It had to be an
outside influence.
391
00:19:19,625 --> 00:19:20,685
An alien.
392
00:19:20,709 --> 00:19:21,475
Oh doll.
393
00:19:21,499 --> 00:19:25,352
Well it wasn't just me,
it wasn't just that,
394
00:19:25,376 --> 00:19:28,475
it's climate change, it's COVID,
395
00:19:28,499 --> 00:19:30,475
it's inflation, it's autism
396
00:19:30,499 --> 00:19:34,102
and the list keeps
getting longer and longer.
397
00:19:34,126 --> 00:19:35,643
It just isn't natural.
398
00:19:35,667 --> 00:19:39,185
And your mind went
straight to alien.
399
00:19:39,209 --> 00:19:41,976
We are racing toward
the end of the world
400
00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:44,394
and I have to stop
it, do you understand?
401
00:19:44,418 --> 00:19:45,851
I have to stop it!
402
00:19:45,875 --> 00:19:48,167
What happened to the child?
403
00:19:49,042 --> 00:19:53,834
Stetson, what happened to
your son and your wife?
404
00:19:55,667 --> 00:19:57,475
I need to hydrate.
405
00:19:57,499 --> 00:19:59,475
- (gentle, eerie music)
- (water trickles)
406
00:19:59,499 --> 00:20:04,792
It gets you when you're
dry, when your mind is dry.
407
00:20:06,667 --> 00:20:07,768
All right look, right,
408
00:20:07,792 --> 00:20:09,435
you think one of
us is a Martian,
409
00:20:09,459 --> 00:20:10,976
you've already offed one of us,
410
00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:15,418
how many more are you gonna off
before you give it up, mate?
411
00:20:15,625 --> 00:20:19,542
None of you have any families,
412
00:20:20,459 --> 00:20:23,310
none of you have
a wife and kids,
413
00:20:23,334 --> 00:20:26,435
none of you has a real job.
414
00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:26,893
Hey.
415
00:20:26,917 --> 00:20:30,268
Www.ColinSwallows.com.
416
00:20:30,292 --> 00:20:31,518
Google it, you prick.
417
00:20:31,542 --> 00:20:34,435
No one will miss you,
418
00:20:34,459 --> 00:20:37,559
no one will look for you,
419
00:20:37,583 --> 00:20:41,251
and I won't stop
until I find him.
420
00:20:46,625 --> 00:20:48,499
Well that didn't work.
421
00:21:08,418 --> 00:21:12,352
- (quiet, ominous music)
- (Sebastian yells out)
422
00:21:12,376 --> 00:21:16,167
(Sebastian grumbling)
423
00:21:16,499 --> 00:21:19,143
The water didn't affect you,
424
00:21:19,167 --> 00:21:21,851
let's see if your
blood reacts to this.
425
00:21:21,875 --> 00:21:25,726
Wait, water killed
the aliens in "Signs"
426
00:21:25,750 --> 00:21:29,893
and now you're doing the
blood test from "The Thing?"
427
00:21:29,917 --> 00:21:31,475
Hold on a tick,
you're testing us
428
00:21:31,499 --> 00:21:33,976
with stuff from
the fucking movies?
429
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:35,851
Have you seen "They Live?"
430
00:21:35,875 --> 00:21:38,435
It's all right there.
431
00:21:38,459 --> 00:21:41,709
Aliens trying to influence us,
432
00:21:42,292 --> 00:21:45,475
invading right under our noses.
433
00:21:45,499 --> 00:21:49,418
(quiet, ominous music)
434
00:21:51,750 --> 00:21:54,475
- (Gregory gasps)
- You're next.
435
00:21:54,499 --> 00:21:58,499
(quiet, ominous music)
436
00:21:59,499 --> 00:22:00,475
That doesn't hurt?
437
00:22:00,499 --> 00:22:03,143
I won't give you the
satisfaction, doll.
438
00:22:03,167 --> 00:22:05,542
Besides, I've had better.
439
00:22:06,126 --> 00:22:12,126
Odds that it's you
just went up to 50%.
440
00:22:12,499 --> 00:22:16,209
(quiet, eerie music)
441
00:22:16,709 --> 00:22:21,167
(dramatic, menacing music)
442
00:22:24,834 --> 00:22:27,475
- (Colin screams)
- (laughs)
443
00:22:27,499 --> 00:22:31,018
- Scare-cam you, du--
- (gun blasts)
444
00:22:31,042 --> 00:22:32,810
[Gregory] It's oh for two, doll.
445
00:22:32,834 --> 00:22:35,268
It had to be him, it had to!
446
00:22:35,292 --> 00:22:36,475
I did the test.
447
00:22:36,499 --> 00:22:42,475
Hey, listen to Mama,
the test will not work
448
00:22:42,499 --> 00:22:45,475
because there is no alien.
449
00:22:45,499 --> 00:22:47,167
But but--
450
00:22:47,292 --> 00:22:50,834
- There is no alien.
- No, no.
451
00:22:52,126 --> 00:22:52,559
No.
452
00:22:52,583 --> 00:22:54,475
You got dealt a bad hand, doll.
453
00:22:54,499 --> 00:22:58,143
They say life sucks
for a reason, you know.
454
00:22:58,167 --> 00:23:01,310
But I did my research,
I did the research!
455
00:23:01,334 --> 00:23:04,185
You used a microscope
with a fractured lens.
456
00:23:04,209 --> 00:23:06,227
The facts didn't add
up to your beliefs
457
00:23:06,251 --> 00:23:08,185
so you read them
wrong until they did.
458
00:23:08,209 --> 00:23:11,102
You've killed two
innocent people, doll.
459
00:23:11,126 --> 00:23:13,726
Four if you count
your wife and child.
460
00:23:13,750 --> 00:23:14,394
No.
461
00:23:14,418 --> 00:23:19,459
But you can fix it,
doll, you can end it.
462
00:23:20,459 --> 00:23:23,500
- (quiet, eerie music)
- End it?
463
00:23:24,167 --> 00:23:25,499
[Gregory] Yes.
464
00:23:26,042 --> 00:23:28,000
Will the pain go away?
465
00:23:29,126 --> 00:23:30,542
I promise.
466
00:23:33,875 --> 00:23:35,583
No more pain.
467
00:23:36,499 --> 00:23:38,084
No more pain?
468
00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:39,810
No more pain.
469
00:23:39,834 --> 00:23:42,643
We'll tell everyone
that you were a hero,
470
00:23:42,667 --> 00:23:47,542
that you defended your
country, the human race.
471
00:23:49,959 --> 00:23:53,959
(quiet, menacing music)
472
00:23:55,625 --> 00:23:58,418
Humanity.
473
00:23:58,750 --> 00:23:59,559
(gun blasts)
474
00:23:59,583 --> 00:24:02,685
- (body thumps)
- (gun clatters)
475
00:24:02,709 --> 00:24:06,499
(Sebastian whimpers)
476
00:24:08,709 --> 00:24:10,167
He's dead?
477
00:24:12,376 --> 00:24:13,499
Yeah.
478
00:24:13,709 --> 00:24:17,875
Did he say humanity
or you manatee?
479
00:24:18,875 --> 00:24:22,227
I don't know and don't care.
480
00:24:22,251 --> 00:24:24,475
Do you think there
really was an alien?
481
00:24:24,499 --> 00:24:25,810
Don't tell me you've fallen
482
00:24:25,834 --> 00:24:28,352
for his paranoid
fantasies, doll.
483
00:24:28,376 --> 00:24:30,435
People are quick to
embrace a new reality
484
00:24:30,459 --> 00:24:33,185
when they can't deal
with the old one.
485
00:24:33,209 --> 00:24:34,102
I really shouldn't complain,
486
00:24:34,126 --> 00:24:36,143
that probably explains
half of my audience.
487
00:24:36,167 --> 00:24:37,851
How long do you think
we've been here?
488
00:24:37,875 --> 00:24:39,851
This all happened so fast.
489
00:24:39,875 --> 00:24:42,060
True, and it was
over in a blink.
490
00:24:42,084 --> 00:24:44,792
[Echoing Voice] It
was over in a blink.
491
00:24:45,251 --> 00:24:48,018
(quiet, menacing music)
492
00:24:48,042 --> 00:24:50,292
Do you have super hearing?
493
00:24:50,499 --> 00:24:52,475
Blind people don't blink?
494
00:24:52,499 --> 00:24:53,851
We blink.
495
00:24:53,875 --> 00:24:56,292
[Echoing Voice] We
need to hydrate.
496
00:24:57,209 --> 00:24:59,475
Blind people don't blink?
497
00:24:59,499 --> 00:25:00,394
We blink.
498
00:25:00,418 --> 00:25:03,851
- (snapping)
- (menacing, dramatic music)
499
00:25:03,875 --> 00:25:05,227
Blind people don't blink?
500
00:25:05,251 --> 00:25:06,601
We need to hydrate.
501
00:25:06,625 --> 00:25:08,476
Blind people don't blink?
502
00:25:08,500 --> 00:25:09,475
We blink.
503
00:25:09,499 --> 00:25:10,268
Do you guys think--
504
00:25:10,292 --> 00:25:12,810
[Echoing Voice] Blind
people don't blink?
505
00:25:12,834 --> 00:25:13,726
[Echoing Voice] We blink.
506
00:25:13,750 --> 00:25:19,750
- (echoing voices)
- (menacing, dramatic music)
507
00:25:21,499 --> 00:25:23,475
[Echoing Voice] We blink.
508
00:25:23,499 --> 00:25:24,518
We blink.
509
00:25:24,542 --> 00:25:26,000
We blink.
510
00:25:26,499 --> 00:25:30,768
- Holy shit.
- (dramatic, ominous music)
511
00:25:30,792 --> 00:25:33,227
Ah, you figured it out, doll.
512
00:25:33,251 --> 00:25:36,476
I should've known it
would've been you.
513
00:25:36,500 --> 00:25:37,750
Oh!
514
00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:39,851
The human brain isn't capable
515
00:25:39,875 --> 00:25:42,060
of handling five
senses very well.
516
00:25:42,084 --> 00:25:46,559
It spreads itself too thin,
but you only have four,
517
00:25:46,583 --> 00:25:49,475
more than enough brain
power to give each one
518
00:25:49,499 --> 00:25:51,500
the attention they deserve.
519
00:25:52,499 --> 00:25:54,518
(cuffs clatter)
520
00:25:54,542 --> 00:25:57,643
God, I hate sitting for
so long. (cracks neck)
521
00:25:57,667 --> 00:25:58,559
I could've ended this earlier,
522
00:25:58,583 --> 00:26:02,475
but I was genuinely curious
to see where it would go.
523
00:26:02,499 --> 00:26:04,475
Three dead bodies,
that's where it went.
524
00:26:04,499 --> 00:26:07,394
Am I supposed to
feel bad for them?
525
00:26:07,418 --> 00:26:11,476
I really was kidnapped,
just like you, doll.
526
00:26:11,500 --> 00:26:13,143
(dramatic, menacing music)
527
00:26:13,167 --> 00:26:14,976
I can't believe I
let my guard down.
528
00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:19,084
Spiked drink, oldest
trick in the Milky Way.
529
00:26:21,126 --> 00:26:22,310
Hm.
530
00:26:22,334 --> 00:26:23,227
(dramatic, menacing music)
531
00:26:23,251 --> 00:26:28,499
I am as superior to humans
as humans are to ants,
532
00:26:29,167 --> 00:26:31,126
or a paramecium.
533
00:26:32,792 --> 00:26:35,518
(dramatic, menacing music)
534
00:26:35,542 --> 00:26:37,209
I knew it.
535
00:26:38,709 --> 00:26:43,084
(dramatic, ominous music)
536
00:26:50,542 --> 00:26:52,475
(zipper buzzes)
537
00:26:52,499 --> 00:26:53,476
No offense meant, doll,
538
00:26:53,500 --> 00:26:56,643
I crash landed on this
mud ball 30 years ago,
539
00:26:56,667 --> 00:27:00,352
faked a birth certificate so
people wouldn't ask questions
540
00:27:00,376 --> 00:27:05,143
and set about to occupy
myself until help arrived.
541
00:27:05,167 --> 00:27:06,601
Only it didn't!
542
00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:08,851
I mean, I know space is vast,
543
00:27:08,875 --> 00:27:11,476
but following a photon
plasma exhaust trail
544
00:27:11,500 --> 00:27:15,499
is kiddie level
physics for fuck's sake!
545
00:27:16,750 --> 00:27:19,834
I went into drag
for two reasons.
546
00:27:20,418 --> 00:27:23,000
One, practicality.
547
00:27:23,709 --> 00:27:25,851
Do you see this eye
shadow and lipstick?
548
00:27:25,875 --> 00:27:30,475
Oh, (laughs) wait,
I'm sorry, doll,
549
00:27:30,499 --> 00:27:31,475
I forgot.
550
00:27:31,499 --> 00:27:35,726
- (squelching hands)
- (Sebastian whimpers)
551
00:27:35,750 --> 00:27:37,435
It's real.
552
00:27:37,459 --> 00:27:38,643
I put on makeup when I go out,
553
00:27:38,667 --> 00:27:41,851
but on stage it's just
all part of the show.
554
00:27:41,875 --> 00:27:44,435
In fact, I've often wondered
how many drag queens
555
00:27:44,459 --> 00:27:46,227
are actually aliens.
556
00:27:46,251 --> 00:27:48,352
You said there were two reasons.
557
00:27:48,376 --> 00:27:50,084
What's the second one.
558
00:27:50,499 --> 00:27:52,851
Mama's a performer!
559
00:27:52,875 --> 00:27:54,143
(dramatic, ominous music)
560
00:27:54,167 --> 00:27:55,475
Stetson was right, you know,
561
00:27:55,499 --> 00:27:59,750
climate change, COVID,
autism, all mine.
562
00:28:00,209 --> 00:28:03,559
Except for inflation,
that's just increased demand
563
00:28:03,583 --> 00:28:05,475
and higher production costs.
564
00:28:05,499 --> 00:28:06,976
Not my fault.
565
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,352
[Sebastian] But why?
566
00:28:08,376 --> 00:28:11,518
Open your eyes, oh, (chuckles)
567
00:28:11,542 --> 00:28:14,768
you humans are
blight on the galaxy.
568
00:28:14,792 --> 00:28:19,268
You all come from the same
place, share the same background,
569
00:28:19,292 --> 00:28:21,102
and yet you hate each
other in your quest
570
00:28:21,126 --> 00:28:22,768
to prove your superiority.
571
00:28:22,792 --> 00:28:26,310
White skin, black
skin, hetero, homo,
572
00:28:26,334 --> 00:28:29,060
I pray to this god,
I pray to that god.
573
00:28:29,084 --> 00:28:32,475
Over eight billion
species in the Universe
574
00:28:32,499 --> 00:28:33,601
and nobody else does this!
575
00:28:33,625 --> 00:28:37,851
Welcome to Earth, come for the
pie, stay for the atrocities.
576
00:28:37,875 --> 00:28:40,185
I really liked you, you know,
577
00:28:40,209 --> 00:28:41,810
you getting mixed
up in all this,
578
00:28:41,834 --> 00:28:46,394
totally my fault and I'm
really sorry about that,
579
00:28:46,418 --> 00:28:48,185
and it really is
hypocritical of me
580
00:28:48,209 --> 00:28:51,102
to talk about man's
inhumanity to man
581
00:28:51,126 --> 00:28:52,018
and then have to kill you,
582
00:28:52,042 --> 00:28:56,143
but I'm not a man,
not technically.
583
00:28:56,167 --> 00:28:58,143
You see, normally,
I'd let you go,
584
00:28:58,167 --> 00:28:59,475
but you'll go and tell people,
585
00:28:59,499 --> 00:29:01,475
and even if they
think you're crazy,
586
00:29:01,499 --> 00:29:02,475
there'll be one or two Stetsons
587
00:29:02,499 --> 00:29:05,643
that will wanna come find
out for their selves,
588
00:29:05,667 --> 00:29:09,475
-and as they say,
-(dramatic, ominous music)
589
00:29:09,499 --> 00:29:12,000
the show's on the stage.
590
00:29:12,499 --> 00:29:13,394
(glasses clatter)
591
00:29:13,418 --> 00:29:17,185
Now, shall we just do a
one, two, three, snap,
592
00:29:17,209 --> 00:29:18,851
or shall I make it a surprise?
593
00:29:18,875 --> 00:29:20,167
Wait!
594
00:29:20,792 --> 00:29:22,475
A favor.
595
00:29:22,499 --> 00:29:23,851
Yes?
596
00:29:23,875 --> 00:29:27,475
I'd like to see the face
of the superior race.
597
00:29:27,499 --> 00:29:30,475
How can you see the face, oh.
598
00:29:30,499 --> 00:29:31,475
Okay, fine.
599
00:29:31,499 --> 00:29:33,476
I suppose I can
spare a few moments.
600
00:29:33,500 --> 00:29:39,792
- (dramatic, menacing music)
- (eerie muttering)
601
00:29:41,583 --> 00:29:45,418
(Gregory screaming)
602
00:29:45,583 --> 00:29:46,976
Why did you do that?
603
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:47,893
Even playing field.
604
00:29:47,917 --> 00:29:50,310
Mother fucking
human, I can't see!
605
00:29:50,334 --> 00:29:51,102
Welcome to the club!
606
00:29:51,126 --> 00:29:54,435
- (gun blasts)
- (Gregory shrieks)
607
00:29:54,459 --> 00:29:56,475
- (gun blasts)
- (Gregory shrieks)
608
00:29:56,499 --> 00:29:57,810
(chair clatters)
609
00:29:57,834 --> 00:30:02,418
(energetic, dramatic music)
610
00:30:07,167 --> 00:30:12,625
(energetic, dramatic
music continues)
611
00:30:15,499 --> 00:30:18,625
Well it's been a crazy day.
612
00:30:22,499 --> 00:30:28,625
- (dramatic, menacing music)
- (bulb buzzing)
613
00:30:32,459 --> 00:30:37,834
(dramatic, menacing
music continues)
614
00:30:42,251 --> 00:30:47,583
(dramatic, menacing
music continues)
615
00:30:52,418 --> 00:30:57,750
(dramatic, menacing
music continues)
616
00:31:01,667 --> 00:31:07,251
(dramatic, menacing
music continues)
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