Original subtitles

Jo Jo It's time to get up

Tell my driver to bring my car

And take me to my bank manager

We'll starve when you get fired

Aren't you awake yet?

You know your chief is tough so get up quick

Wash yourself and take some congee

Cold congee is not good for you

I know Hurry up!

I know, grandma

I'll do it myself

Hurry up. It's late

Don't use your left hand Yes

Don't choke yourself

It's quarter past seven already

Now go to work

Better take the subway

Mind your step

Send my regards to your chief

You're late again idiot!

I'm tired of deducting your wages

I hired you for $1,000

I can get a replacement for $500

Idiot!

Don't follow his example

Or you'll all lose your jobs!

You stupid idiot!

Is that all you can say?

I can't think of a better word

Just wait till my luck changes

Now I'm your boss

But you can't change your luck

Or I'll call your my boss

I'll come down hard on you

Let me know when that day comes

Get on with your work

Pleased with yourself?

Why? Wanna fight?

Go and learn kung fu

My grandma forbids me to fight

A rose! Two dollars

For me? I know you like me

Don't kid yourself

Take this to Jo Jo at 17D

Write down 'Yours Ricky' on the card

What's so good about movie stars?

Does she has two noses and one eye?

Here comes Jo Jo

Can I have your autograph? You're beautiful today!

Bye!

The building is now haunted by a rapist

That's awful

All his victims are married women

Lucky my daughter is still single

He has raped many recently

Police should vastrate him

I must protect her

I just cut myself

Wear a pair of gloves next time

You're back, Jo Jo

Be careful, lock your door

You're beautiful

I'm here; to protect you

I want to give this rose...

Rapist

Rapist? Where's he?

I don't see anybody

Are you alright?

What is it? Rapist

Where do you think you're going?

I'll open it for you

Give me a hand

You don't need me now

Kill him

Where do you think you're going?

You won't get away this time

Stop it, that's enough

We've beaten up the wrong person

What does the rapist look like?

He has a big nose, and a birthmark on his cheek

He also limps when he walks

How do you know?

I'm sorry You okay?

No problem

What is it?

I've got a stomach ache

Sit down at once

Very painful?

It's killing me

Must be something wrong with your guts

You're doomed

Am I going to die?

Sure, if your guts rot

It's a slow and painful death, too

Goddess of Mervy save him

Your grandpa and father died the same way

They're both 28 when they died

It could be hereditary

I'm almost 28 now

What a coincidence

Why don't I inherit something better

I hope it's not hereditary

Have you got a pain-killer?

That's for foreigners

I'll get you a cup of blessed tea

Drink it, and don't use your left hand

Give me some candy

Drink up It's good for you

It's not too late to begin

Start praying every day

Bow 300 times a day

Try to win the Goddess's favour

Where's your manner?

Feeling alright now?

I knew the Goddess would save you

I ate a lot of beans today

The beans caused indigestion

So I've got a stomach ache

You dare farting in front of the Goddess

She would send you to hell

The Goddess won't let me die yet

I've never been happy all my life

Help, a ghost It's me, Ah Ling

Why do you put make-up on at night?

What are you splashing around?

Blessed Tea Looking for me?

I want to talk to you

Too many mosquitoes

Let's sit here It's dirty

Sit down

What is it?

I've fallen in love

Why do you tell me?

We both know him

Sam Hui? He's married

I don't like him

My God...

I've knitted a jacket for him

I've spent nine months working on it

Lift your foot

I knit until my hands bleed

You want to choke him with it?

Why don't you buy him a T-shirt?

My God...

You're dumb

She's not my type

You've won

Ten dollars a game okay?

With you? I'll give you five balls

Play with him

Okay, come on

How about $5,000 per a game

As you wished

One and three down the corners Four at the corner

Six down the corner Are you alright?

You're fantastic

Seven and eight down the corners

Nine down the corner

You're just superb

Let's have another game

You'll lose your pants

What a creep

We're the champions here

Ten dollars for a game, okay?

What do you say?

Buy me a packet of cigarettes

I'll give you a $100 tip

I'll win you $3,000 in half an hour

I'm 28-year-old

I've been playing $100 all my life

Don't come to me without $10,000

Don't push me too far

Ricky! Damn it!

This is my personal table. It's expensive What's the matter with you?

I'll fight him! Forget it

I want to beat him

Don't do it if you can't manage

You will hurt yourself

I don't want to stay poor all my life

Want to get rich?

Why not get your fortune told?

What's wrong with me?

Am I going to get married this year?

You lock exactly like Simon the pimp

You have a nice round face

You're a womanizer!

That means...

You'll fall in love today!

She's a beauty!

Really?

So pretty that you don't want to touch her

Because you're afraid of damaging her skin

She's also filthy rich

That's wonderful!

What about me?

You're doomed

Am I going to die?

Your nose is too big

You're plagued by bad luck for years

Your eyes are too far apart

So you'll be rich before you die

Will I live to enjoy my good fortune?

How old are you?

Almost 28

Pay me now

Why?

You may go any minute now

Hurry up Two

Your face is long and your forehead narrow

You won't live long

That means...

You won't live beyond 28

How can I avoid it?

Give me $500 and I'll tell you

Don't worry He may not be right

I hope so, too

If he's right, why are you so poor?

You better give up about Jo Jo

I'm sorry Never mind

Thanks Don't mention it

That must be fate

God won't make mistakes You are...

Julia

My name is...

Tell me some other time

Some other time?

The fortune-teller was right!

Start arranging for my funeral

Don't believe in what he said

Catch her!

Don't let her get away!

Damn it

What? Wanna fight?

I'll buy a jet and park it outside your door

Talking to me?

I was talking to my father

Nice of you to call me father

My father's dead for a long time

Stop it. Don't fight

Ignore him. Let's go

Fatso

You haven't graduated yet

Your kung fu's just not good enough

You got a way to get rich?

Buy a lottery ticket!

What are the numbers

36, 24, 35

That's a woman's measurement!

It's Jo Jo measurement

And?

12, 6 and 11

Whose measurement is that?

Jo Jo's... when she was one month old

How do you know?

I read it in the papers

I even know vhat she likes to eat

I'm sorry Just watch it

Has it begun? Soon

Master

Drunking Boxing

Drunking Boxing was invented by Master Yue

And developed by Jackie Chan

developed

The Drunken Elbow style

The Drunken Elbow style

The Drunken Flute style!

The Drunken Flute style!

The Drunken...

Double kicks

Stay tuned for the Lottery draw!

The Drunken Knee style!

The jackpot is over $3 million!

The Drunken...

Drunken...

The Drunken Lady style

The Drunken Lady

The winning numbers are...

6, 11 12, 24, 35 and 36

I've won

Are we still friends?

Me for you and you for me

One for all and all for one

Grandma This house is too big

I don't like the colour of it

I'll buy some made with polar bear skin

No wonder polar bears are dying out

I want a Piccaso to brighten up the walls

Thousands of dollars just for these

I'll get a statue of Jo Jo

It's so romantic facing the sea

What's the use?

You can't make love with a statue

I just want to look at it

River deep, mountain high!

Where's everybody?

Where have they gone?

Ricky? He must have got rich!

Am I invited?

I just have to go

Hello, Rocky's florist?

Send a hundred dozens of roses to Jo Jo!

Put 'Yours, Ricky' on the cards

He never treats me like that!

Let's get drunk today

Is it your birthday today?

Every day's a birthday when you're rich

Is Mr. Hui in?

Please come in

Keep on eating

Mr. Hui

You're welcome, Chief!

Just happen to be in the neighborhood...

Give him a chair let's eat!

Please sit down Thanks

Let's drink up

Let's enjoy ourselves today!

Chief, come and join us

This is fine here Come over here

Do you know the proper way to eat crabs?

No What is it?

Yeah, what is it?

You only eat the legs not the meat

Because the legs are the best

It's nice to have the Chief with us

So we should let him have all the legs

That's right

Bring out the crabs

Chief, don't waste it

Eat them all

Nice? Excellent!

Chief, aren't they tasty? Chief, aren't they great?

You mustn't let the team down

So this is from us to you

We wish you all the best

Good!

Thanks

Go on, eat!

Let's drink up!

Here's looking at you, Chief!

Cheers!

Useless!

Don't drink if you can't take it

Who am I? Where am I?

What am I doing here?

Don't overdo it

We work our bottoms off

And you still treat us badly

We all work for a living

And we're friends

Don't be nasty to us

I know

Okay, let's have another drink

Another one?

Let's offer the Chief another toast

Cheers We'll work hard for you

He must be crazy

He could have donated the money to charity

Instead he makes me slave all day

He could buy a piece of gold with that

Look, the whole passage way is blocked

What happen if there's a fire?

He must be mad

Who do you want?

I'm...

Didn't I just tell you off?

No

Every man is the same

They're all crazy

You are...?

All these from you? Yes!

Come on in

Thanks for the flowers

I've admired you since you were a child star

Really?

Just a little present for you

Happy birthday

I'll be home today

I'm with a friend

Didn't I pay you well enough?

Why did you desert me?

I only love your...

Money? You hypocrite!

You won't love me if I'm poor

Damn, I don't want your money

You'll come back to me soon

You are disappointed

I'm a versatile actress

When I try to be myself, they think I'm acting

A butterfly is pretty

But it farts all the same

How philosophical!

It's a line from my film

You should give these flowers to someone

Ricky! You...

I don't want you to sell flowers anymore

What do you want me to do?

Wait on my Grandma

Do I have to pray for her?

No, I'll buy her a tape-recorder

Marriage is a man's graveyard

It's either this or that

Yes!

$10,000 a game, okay?

So it's you, my dear Ricky

I want you to lose your pants

I like playing with the wealthy

Get me some cigarettes and keep the change

I want to be your valet

I'll be back at once

You first

One and three down the corners

Marvellous

Four and six down the corners

Excellent

Five down the corner

So so

Clear the table

Fantastic... oh!

Expensive? How much?

$l,000 per square inch?

I'll pay you

$5,000 per square inch?

Don't flash money in front of others

Other people may not like it

You fool

I don't know movie stars like your kind

What is it? Let's go

Your cigarettes, sir

I've never wanted a valet

Get yourself another job

I never know you're such a good dancer

I can't dance when I was poor

Everybody has to start somewhere

It's on me tonight

Could this be a coincidence?

We're all chasing after the same thing

Am I really holding your hand?

We all have the same line on our palm

The lines are joined from now

Nothing can break the lines

I can never resist money and love

Destiny is wonderful

What is it?

Are you alright?

I've got a stomach ache

When did it start?

I've had it since I was a kid

Could it be fatal?

Shut up and take me away

Ricky has a stomach ache

My friend has a stomach ache

You'll have to take him home?

We'll see each other some other day

When do we meet again?

When I need you I will appear

Fatso! Fatso!

Wake up Fatso Ricky is sick

What?

Let's go

What is the price of gold now?

It'll goes up to $3,700 in 10 minutes

I'll buy 3,000 piece

Next!

What is it about the United States?

Their Energy Program will affect the price

Keep an eye on it for me

What is it?

Doctor, I'm doomed

Don't come to me if you're doomed

Then you'd save $70

I'm busy Go away Next!

Did you buy for me?

Sell it when it's $3,700

What's wrong with you?

That man just said he would die

Don't come to me if you're going to die

Could it be cancer?

If you know you got cancer

What's the use of doctors?

Gone up again? I'll wait for your call

I won't hand up I'll wait

You may have breast cancer

What is it?

Wonderful I'm rich!

Sell it when the price goes up to $3,900

I've just made another fortune

I'm very sick

Can you take the lady away for a check-up?

Xray can tell whether she has cancer

Stop breathing now

Don't move Hold your breath

Number 53 My turn yet?

What's your number?

Not yet Who's 53? It's me

Just follow me

Father, you better sign your will now

Can you sign these cheques first?

You've got cancer

Give those houses to me

Don't give them to anybody else

Will you sign the will first?

Hurry up Go on

I want to go to the bathroom

He wants to go to the bathroom

Bathroom?

54, who's number 54?

Someone offered 17 million for the land!

Sell it

Thanks Grandpa

What is wrong with me?

I think you got cancer

The interior of your throat is rotten

I think this is cancer of the throat

It must be the result of smoking

I think you better enter hospital now

And then get a complete check up

Number 54 My turn now?

It's your turn, Ricky Number 54? Follow me

He still won't sign

He will die very soon

I think this is...

What is it?

Did my friend really got cancer?

I'm 80 percent certain

He still got a 20 percent chance then

I'm a good doctor

If I prove you wrong

I'll crack you skull

Want to threaten me?

If someone can let me die in peace

I'll give all my money to him

Watch what you're saying

I understand everything now

You must be drunk

Don't let Grandma knows about it

It'll be a tremendous blow to her

How do you feel now?

I'm afraid Get some sleeping pills for me

Don't worry, I'll be back soon

Give me a bottle of sleeping pills

You got a prescription? What prescription?

Sleeping pills can kill

I'll be an accomplice if someone commits suicide

No prescription no pills

Ricky wants to commit suicide

If I jump I'll die for sure

I have no regrets

I have no regrets

I can die in peace

I can die in peace

But I owe my Grandma a lot

I'm also in debt to my wife and kid

Hey, you...

Help, pull me up

Let me go .Mind your own business

Why do you have to commit suicide

I don't want to be hacked to pieces

What happen to your and kid if you die?

The Government will take care of them

Let me go, I want to die

Let me go, I want to die

What's your problem?

I owe loan shark $20,000

Money? I can give it to you

I hope you're not kidding

It's a cast sum of money

Help me up then

Thanks a lot, pal

You want to die, too?

I've got cancer I want a painless death

I want to end it all now

You want to die in peace then?

Of course

You want to die quick and painlessly

You want a full burial?

Yes

Give me $50,000 I'll hire someone to kill you

I promise you'll die in peace

I hope you're not lying to me

You've just saved my life

Why should I cheat you?

Marvellous

We've to part now

I hope hell is better than here

Good luck to you

Thanks Goodbye

Where can I find you again?

Look up at the 8 Hammer Hill Casino

I can die now

Why do you want to commit suicide?

You're a stupid fool

Most fools die foolishly you know

I don't have to do it myself

I can die painlessly and unknowingly

Just like that

A professional hitman is going to do me in

You are joking I'm not

This is Dr Moan Is Mr Hui in?

Want to see if I'm still alive?

I made a terrible mistake

You are not going to die

I'm not?

You were just too nervous, that's all

Relax and you'll be okay

You've almost killed me

I want to strangle you

A mistake is a mistake

At least you now know the story

If my friend really committed suicide

I'd sue you You'll have to support his Grandma, too

If all doctors are like you

There won't be anybody left in the world

I'm really doomed this time

Why?

I've hired someone to kill me

Why did you do it?

I don't want to die now

Where did you find the killer?

The casino was the go-between

Go get your money back

Is there time?

Go on, hurry up

Where are you off to?

I'll be back soon

Wait What is it?

Don't catch a cold

A cold will lead to a flu

Go

Don't worry, I'll be back soon

You take care of him for me

Okay, goodbye Come back soon

Try your luck upstairs

Where's Black Whirlwind? He's upstairs

Let's go

Try your luck upstairs

Have you seen Black Whirlwind?

Have you seen Black Whirlwind?

No, I haven't

Hawe you seen Black Whirlwind?

Black Whirlwind?

Do you know Black Whirlwind?

He just lost $40,000 this morning

I don't have to die now

why?

He has only $10,000 left

And that's not enough to hire a killer

You can live a few more years now

Right, let's go

Help

Didn't you say Black Whirlwind lose?

I haven't quite finished

He later won back $80,000

Where can I find him?

He disappeared like a whirlwind

You want to find Black Whirlwind?

Sure

Give me $1,000

Hurry $1000

Where is he?

He was just murdered!

You asked him to hire some killers?

How did you know?

He told me

I'm doomed

Where can I find the killers?

What do they look like?

Give it to him

You won't be able to stop them now

They are invisible

Ricky, are you alright?

Sorry to have dragged you into this

Rubbish. We're friends

That way

Tear gas

Go wash your face quick!

Want to fool me with this old trick?

Long time no see

Come out

They must be the killers in disguise

Even in the police station there is no vompletely safe

Police will protect us

Killers are everywhere

What shall we do

What shall we do? Let's think of a way out

I'm tired

We're not going to die here

What is it?

Are you alright?

I want to wash my face

Fatso

I'll kill you for ruining my geese

Don't die, Fatso

What are you doing here?

I'm practicing!

Why don't you practice somewhere else?

My poor head...!

Still alive?

I don't want you to go

I'll kill you for scaring me

You won't get awey from me

I'll kill you

Let's go, here they come

Let's hide

We'll fight it out with them

What is the matter with you?

Are you mad?

Ricky

I'll give you all my money

Just don't kill me

You're useless

I don't want to die

Come down, it's dangerous

Go away, leave me alone!

Don't kill me, I want to live

Come down

Leave me alone

They're coming Hide

Go away, leave me alone!

Calm down

They'll kill if theyknow you're rich

I don't want to live

You're no friend of mine

Let's break off relation now

But you're my only friend

We've always been together

And now we're going to die together

No buring together I've got body odour

What is it

I think we've to bury together

Help Let me out

Help

We'll have to fight them if we want to live

We're no match tor them

Even the handicapped can swim

And we're not handicapped

Yes!

Let's go

Help! Save me

Come and help me!

Help Help!

Help me out

I'll follow you!

Hurry up!

Julia, the way we met...

Was just like a romantic film

Once we met we become friends

And eventually... we become...

Husband and wife?

All men are weaklings

Wait! They've escaped!

Wait for us! Wait

They're over there

Still eating lollipop?

You look dangerous Right ?

Let me get you to some place

Great Your home?

Is this the place?

Do we go in from the front?

No, from the back

Back? Why?

I don't want my father know

We better go somewhere else!

Lets hide here for the moment

Hurry Up!

Get in Quivk

I found a lamp

Watch where your hands are going

I can't find her back!

Don't touch any part of a woman!

Ghost

His hand is caught at the door

Caught? No

I want to make a call

There's a phone at the lounge

Don't switch on the lights

Shout if things go wrong

It's so romantic

I've always wanted to be with a girl like you

Let's sing a song

Why me?

Grandma?

Where are you ? I'm worried

I'm with some friends

What are you doing with your friends?

We're looking at house I want to buy

You should've told me I nearly called the cops

Thanks

What are you doing?

I'm safe Don't worry!

Go to sleep Ricky

Close your eyes and sleep

Ricky, where are you? Mama is here with you

Ricky

I'm the only one you love?

If I'm the only man left in the world

You're the only one I love

You're kidding me

Never

Julia! Julia

Men are all evil

Julia, why?

Let go

She has already killed two

Why did she want to kill?

She's mad! She was a rich girl

But she was raped by 3 fat men 5 years ago

It was too much for her

That's why she hates man

She kills for revenge

What place is this?

A mental hospital

Will you take good care of her?

You'll be mad soon Hurry up and go

There's no vacancy here

Ricky!

Horrible!

Ricky!

Don't steal my child

I want to see wether he's sick

Hurry up then

It's you Long time no see Run

My child Go away you

Go back

Ricky Grab her

What is the place? A mental hospital

Then Julia is...

80 much for the fortune-teller

Ghost

Let's stick together Fatso

What's happened to your head?

Nothing

Ghost

The nurses... They have been poisoned

Another two over there

They're all dead!

The world coming to an end

Help

Superman!

I'll kill you

Will you just stop it

Why did you hit my child?

You're a bad mother I'll hit you tor that

You dare!

You deserved it

Ricky

Don't be afraid

Thanks

Give me the rod

Wait

Wait

Horrible

Wait

Bumpkin

Help!

Let's see who's quicker on the draw!

You're mad!

Trv to fool me?

I'll kill you!

You seem to be dying

You just crawl out of the grave!

You can choose between going mad or die

You can decide

Do you know why they are here?

I bet they don't know themselves

It's all because of money

Ricky

Why are we going in opposite directions?

Because we are going insane

Those people are filthy rich

Get them and the money's yours

Don't let them escape

Still remember the bottling plant?

And the days we fool around and eat on the street?

Those were the happy days

I've got a lot to say berore I die

Be brave. We've overcome so many obstacles

Swallow your tears

Get out of my way and listen

A shot at the head

The one who dies loses Place your bet

Kill him

I bet he dies

I bet the Fatso fellow dies

Let's see who's luck's better

Kill him

Please don't kill me I want to live

You've been a coward all your life

You must show them that you're brave

But they're all insane

Please don't kill me

Don't surrender

Don't kill me

You're brave!

Can you aim a bit lower?

Don't be afraid!

Just ignore everything

I'm afraid but I won't show it

You're a hero!

Because you're taller than Napoleon

Thanks

A hero is a hero!

I'll commit suicide when you die

A good friend is invaluable

Money is good for nothing

I understand everything now

You re brave. You're a man

Damn it, shoot!

You'll be dead!

But if you don't kill me with one shot...

Shoot!

Don't let us down in your last act!

You're a big star!

I bet I'll win a Oscar for this

Oscar...

Don't you miss

Don't shoot my friend

He still has to look after his Grandma

I'm single! Kill me!

I'm responsible for this kill me!

Ricky! Let me die

I don't want to be called a coward. Kill me

Kill me Kill me

Superstar

A hero

Over there

Ricky

Grandma

Are you alright?

I'm fine

Lucky you don't hang up the phone

What are you doing here, you are mad

I'm okay Don't worry!

Ah Ling... Ah Ling...

I haven't slept for two nights because of you

You care for me Let's get married

You must be crazy!

Mr. policemen, don't get rough with them

They're all my friends