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Female screaming "Okay, Okay".

Female screaming "Okay, Okay".

Crying of a child.

Hey it’s done yes, yes!

Female screaming

Sumitra devi! Sumitra devi!

Sister, Sister!

Patient is no more

Dad... when mom will come?

Don’t worry honey... mom will come soon... surely!

Doctor... I think one of the twins is no more.

- What? - Yes!

Oh my God!

There he is...

Hello Mr Aditya... This is your son.

What a surprise! Congratulations brother!

Just see...!

Doctor... how is my wife Sumitra?

I conveyed to you before that...

your wife’s condition is quite complicated,

Sorry, we could not save your wife...

and another son from the sad demise.

Arunima... your father is shocked by this news,

You will have to nurture your little brother now.

I guess you can!

Yes I can!

- You have to sign a document. - Dad!

Sir, Sumitra Devi’s body will be released soon but...

sir was telling...

Yes I know...

he could not save one of the twins

Yes... will you take the responsibility of this?

See, Aditya and Arunima is entirely shattered!

In this crisis I don’t want to hurt them more

If you can manage the situation then it would be really helpful.

Okay Sir. Then you have to sign few papers.

Ratna, borrow me the pen.

Please sign here!

Oh God...

What miracle you did?

Your word is the final word!

From today, I am his mother and...

And he is my prayer... my Ajan!

28 years later

I will let your senior know about everything!

As long as I live no one can harm my son... Ujan!

Being my son-in-law your are doing this to me!

Hey... why are you taking that... give it to me?

Workers, Son-In-Law, Nephew...

None of these three is yours...

You haven't yet realised this, Sir?

You scoundrel! Give it to me!

As long as you're alive you won't let anyone harm Ujan,

That’s great!

But if you die?

- What will happen to Ujan? - Please don’t harm Ujan

Give me the puff!

I can’t breathe!

Dad...

Dad!

You haven’t seen anything... my dear Ujan!

Your dad died while sleeping...

Make this clear in your head...

Otherwise...

What happened...

Are you scared?

You had a nightmare?

You have slept enough and dreamt too!

Now wake up...

You have to manage the Zamindari now.

Zamindari?

Yes... Zamindari!

Your Dad has donated many of our properties to the villagers...

Now you have collected the possession of those lands and include those in our property

No I can’t, then the villagers will be deprived.

Oh yes...

Correct,

they will be deprived

Hmm! But if you disregard my order, then you will suffer, dear Ujaan!

I left my job as a police inspector,

but the art of punishing criminals is still in practice.

You know dear Ujan...

that I can’t endure the word-NO

I don’t like it...

I don’t like it...

- Dad please don’t hurt Ujan uncle! - I don’t like it!

Move aside!

No no please don’t hurt him,

he will accept all your orders, please don’t hurt him!

Are you wounded extremely?

Pity on you!

Listen ...today the farmers of Kusumpur will come.

If you order them once they return back the lands...

But i know you will stammer while speaking.

And everything will be revealed.

That’s why i wrote down a speech for you.

You will just sign under it.

And our lawyer will orate the whole speech in front of them.

And you will just stand and stare.

Is it clear?

- Bunty... - Our land will not be given to you people!

Our land will not be given to you people!

If Ujan doesn't come in front and ask for the land,

we will not release our lands...

Now start your speech Mr. Nirodh.

Listen to me... you people know... I mean... Ujan is not well.

Well wishes to our Rajababu... victory to him..

Victory to him... victory to him

The doctor advised Ujan not to talk much.

Whatever he wants to convey...

has been written down in this paper and signed by him.

We doubt the authenticity of the sign.

Whats the proof of its authenticity?

Whats the proof?

Ujan raise your hand...

Ujan raise your hand.

Raise it!

Victory to our Rajababu...

victory to our Rajababu!

His sign is genuine.

It’s been written in the letter...

I, Ujan chowdhury,

informing the farmers of kusumpur,

the "Queenfisher" company is establishing

the manufacturing unit of the liquor in this village

and I accept the deal.

Because the farmers will be benifitted by this deal.

They will be employed by the factory.

I inform all villagers that my father Mr. Aditya chowdhury...

has donated many of his lands to you people and now i want them back.

Becuase liquor industry will be established on those lands.

Other lands will be given to the farmers later on.

Regards - Ujan chowdhury

Hey... Our rajababu has ordered us... so no further query...

- Then shall we submit the property deeds? - Yes, yes, yes, yes!

Greetings to you Rajababu.

Greetings to you Rajababu.

What happened Jaan? Why did you close the door?

Pls open the door... pls open the door my brother!

Open the door, Ujan uncle

Dear, open the door Please!

Don’t indulge your brother so much!

He will be out when he is hungry!

The lunch is not prepared yet.

Sudhir will go to the town.

You know my brother,

when he is furious he can’t control himself.

I fear, you and your daughter both are also at brink of death along with Ujan.

If I...

If i live then everyone will be in problem.

Its better if i die!

Ujan what are your doing?

Leave me sister... I don’t want to live anymore.

It’s better to die than to live like a servant.

Leave me please... Leave me please...

Shut up... you will get a slap from me!

You want to die right?

Okay, we will die together!

Mom...

No no... If your die then who will take care of Pipi?

If you die then I will also die with you!

No no Pipi...

Don't say all this things.

If you die what will happen to us?

No one is there with us apart from you.

You haven’t considered our existence once!

I am sorry sister for what I did.

Promise us that...

you will never think about suicide again.

No, I will ever do this again.

I will be thrashed the whole day,

but never will I try to attempt suicide.

You will not be hurt anymore and you will not die.

In this universe, someone is there...

to rescue us from this crisis.

ASSALAM WALAIKUM

WALEKUM ASSALAM

ASSALAM WALAIKUM

WALEKUM ASSALAM

I am the son of the almighty Allah

Saluting from the core of my heart

With the moonlight of hapiness

I have come at your Darbar

BHAIJAAN BHAIJAAN

BHAI BHAI BHAIJAAN

Bhaijaan has come on Eid

BHAIJAAN BHAIJAAN

BHAI BHAI BHAIJAAN

Bhaijaan has come on Eid

Inform everyone in the colony that I have come

Surma of my Eyes

After a year the appeal of love

Has returned ones again

Have a treat on my behalf

It will be a hit scene

With the moonlight of hapiness

I have come at your Darbar

BHAIJAAN BHAIJAAN

BHAI BHAI BHAIJAAN

Bhaijaan has come on Eid

BHAIJAAN BHAIJAAN

BHAI BHAI BHAIJAAN

Bhaijaan has come on Eid

Let’s pray together to Allah

Will embrace every one even who is far from here

Oh my almighty God, please forgive me if I did anything wrong

No need to scare anymore, let’s celebrate the happiness.

With the moonlight of hapiness

I have come at your Darbar

BHAIJAAN BHAIJAAN

BHAI BHAI BHAIJAAN

Bhaijaan has come on Eid

BHAIJAAN BHAIJAAN

BHAI BHAI BHAIJAAN

Bhaijaan has come on Eid

ASSALAM WALAIKUM

WALEKUM ASSALAM

I am the son of the almighty Allah

Saluting from the core of my heart

With the moonlight of hapiness

I have come at your Darbar

BHAIJAAN BHAIJAAN

BHAI BHAI BHAIJAAN

Bhaijaan has come on Eid

BHAIJAAN BHAIJAAN

BHAI BHAI BHAIJAAN

Bhaijaan has come on Eid

BHAIJAAN BHAIJAAN

BHAI BHAI BHAIJAAN

Bhaijaan has come on Eid

BHAIJAAN BHAIJAAN

BHAI BHAI BHAIJAAN

Bhaijaan has come on Eid

Hey you... I would have fallen down.

I will bash you people

Causing trouble during Eid!

Bunch of idiots! Move aside...

These would have fallen down!

Hey what are you doing?

My snack was about to get slipped off

I will bash you hard then you will understand!

Are you kidding with me?

How will you hit me?

Like this?

You hit me?

You hit me?

You will face the consequence Surely!

Now see what i do... just wait and watch

Hey!

More damage will be done, wanna see?

When you and your brother came to our locality...

and created a mess...

then u didn’t realise!

Need to convey this quick!

Hey you!

No one will touch me or come near to me...

it will be problem for you.

Hey... No one will touch me!

If anyone touches me, he'll be in a big problem...!!

Hey, catch him!

Brother...!!!!

Brother..brother..they hit me.

They will kill me if you don’t rescue me.

They will kill me seriously!

Please save me brother!

Hey...

Hey give me drinking water.

Bro...!!!

Bro, they’ve undressed me while beating

What?

Hey bala... stop now!

What do you want?

Hey bala, this one is dev’s continuity costume right?

Idiot..you asked me for this ..i gave you for eid celebration

The costume is totally ruined now

No not me... they did it

See now... i am poor costume supplier.

I supply costumes to movie actors

Don’t try to vandalise my profession like this

Hey... Don't get hot!

Today is eid..enjoy to the fullest!

Have a happy Eid...

Hey! I'm decently talking to you but you are not liking

Yanna rascala..Rajanikanta! (famous movie dialogue)

I take off those’s outfit who try to ruin my dress.

Then they forget about rivalry and runaway

Damn you!

Fighting with people is your everyday job!

Today i will make you understand the consequence of picking up a fight

I will never do this again mother!

Tell me who will rescue you now?

Aunty that greats... live long!

This is the reason i love you so much.

How to control his attitude you know that very well.

Just a minute... Hit me after a while mother!

You provoked my mother to hit me.

No its not... i havnt said anything to aunty.

Aunty asked me about you.

I just said... after the celebration was over...

you went have a snack break in the next alley.

Then the auto driver Munna came and said that you are involved in a fight.

I just said, he has a habit of doing all this regularly

This casual conversation infuriated aunty.

Come rain... pour on!

Whats my fault?

Ohh... you are a witch!

No no don’t hit me, don’t hit me!

I will hit you so hard that you will start looking like johny lever

Just stop now, I'll beat you!

Why are you blaming the innocent girl?

How pretty is her face...

Why are you after her?

Just see, Aunty..!!

Don’t you know people tell me that i look like Payel?

Even I look like Suresh Raina!

Don’t butter her ideas!

People say it that I look like Shakib Khan!

From which angle?

Huh Shakib Khan! You look like Amjad Khan (famous Hindi movie villain)...

How many people were there? (A famous dialogue from a popular Hindi movie)

You look like a witch.

I will slap you tight.

Don't you see, no one cares about you?

Hey listen...

You don’t give a damn that doesn't mean no one does.

How many guys are after me do you know?

No one sees you ever!

Yes of course... the loafers!

So go and find one of them and get married!

Will be great for me then!

Me and bala will manage the business.

You are a loafer too.

And listen... I will get married to a decent guy.

Leave the place right now... get lost!

Stop right now.

The whole day you both fight with each other.

How do you manage to work together?

Listen mother..in the upcoming project I will hire another assistant instead of her

Shut up... i have seen many such dressers like you...

- I will find another job. - Uff her irritating words ate up my mind

Good bye aunty - Yes!

- Go on! - He'll remove me from his team!

Why do they always fight?

They are not comprehendable.

Their fight will never end!

Yes... What?

What?

This is just because of you...

Dont show me your face anymore!

You will never go after them from now onwards.

Whats that?

No no nothing is there!

Whats the problem Mr. Engineer?

Sir, the project will be incomplete...

as the lands which we are getting are not enough

Infact, if we could get a bit of land from that side,

then the project would be complete.

Why aren’t we getting the land Mr Nirodh?

That one is not ours...

Mr aditya didn’t give that land to the farmers.

That’s the land of Mr. Ranadip.

Who is that person?

Don’t you remember Mr. Ranadip Dutta?

He is the owner of the big house near south of Kusumpur.

He lives in London presently.

He is one of the friends of Mr. Aditya.

That okay... I will try to communicate today

Okay.

You people look into other matters... I am taking care of that land.

Right sir...

Hello? May I know who’s calling?

Ronodeep babu? Do you recognize me?

What a surprise, I can tell you’re far away by your loud voice

I can tell you’re from my homeland as you’re speaking Bengali.

But surprisingly, I can’t recognize you!

I’m Sudhir Mitra, from Kusumpur.

Arunima’s husband, Aditya Roy Chowdhury’s son-in-law.

What a surprise, I’ve figured it out!

Figured it out, figured it out!

How are you and your family?

Everyone’s doing good, how’s your family?

My family’s just me and my daughter.

What a surprise, your phone call dug up a lot of old memories

Which memories?

What a surprise, is that possible over the phone?

Will have to say it in person, haha!

Oh wow, I have a lot to talk about as well.

Yes! So come on over to London with your family, no?

You know how people talk about our city of dreams. Right?

You’ll get to see London and as well as my daughter.

What a surprise, we can kill two birds with one stone, hahaha!

Yes, that’s fine.

Hahaha fine. But What a surprise!

I blabbered on, Yet never got to know...

why you called me in the first place.

That’s fine. We can discuss that when we meet?

Yes, that sounds well! Come on over! What a surprise!

Arunima... Arunima... Arunima.

- Yes yes tell me. - Here!

Take out your passport and Ujan’s too.

I had a talk with Mr. Ranadip...

We need to move to London soon.

LONDON? Why?

You know it well that I don’t like to answer all your questions

Just do what I tell you!

Why did Ranadip uncle called up?

I can’t remember the name of his daughter.

Her name is HIYA... HIYA.

Yes right right... Hiya

- Hey, catch it! - Pass it Hiya, take it!

Yeah! Yes yes!

Give it to me, please!

Yes!

Yeah, we did it! Yeah!

- Yes! Come on, come on! - Hiya! Hiya! Hiya, Hiya!

Listen, no!

Neither you’ll get into in a relationship nor you’ll marry a guy chosen by me?

Since I am a girl, I have to marry.

Oh damn, it’s not just because you’re a girl?

Girls, boys, everyone marries, what a surprise!

Keep talking.

That’s why I was wondering if I could marry you off to Ujan. You get it?

- You guys carry on - You guys had a thing going...

from when you were kids, what a surprise!

What rubbish, dad?

I just know him from my childhood; we’ve played for a few years.

That’s all!

And now he’s all grown up!

Dad, I don’t even remember anything!

He’s grown up now, and surprisingly, so are you!

What are you trying to get at?

I just had a phone conversation with Ujan’s brother-in-law today.

And what a surprise, I just invited them over to London.

Suppose, the two of you met up.

What a surprise, there might be sparks!

Then maybe you guys start liking each other.

What a surprise, there might be sparks!

There might be a fuse-out as well! There’s no guarantee.

That’s certain.

The boy needs to be brave, intelligent and compassionate.

There’s no chance if these three criteria are not met.

Absolutely!

But I can give him a chance owing to our childhood friendship.

But not in this country!

- Yay! Come on... - Hiya!

Let's play...

What a surprise, then in which country?

Jaan uncle... Jaan uncle…

- Pipi... - There's something for you.

Let me see what’s that?

- Jaan uncle..Jaan uncle... - Pipi!

See there's something for you by your name.

- What's that Pipi? - What's that?

Wait let me see.

Hey, that's a passport and ticket!

Ticket for what?

Wait let me see.

It is stamped mentioning UK.

What’s UK?

You are much grown up and don’t know what's UK?

It means UNITED KINGDOM.

- Oh Yes! - Now enough, give it to me.

It's not a toy!

- This is important for your uncle... give it to him. - What's the utility to give it to him?

He will lose it.

Its better I keep it safely in his bag.

Okay don’t be an over smart... give it to me... I will put it in his bag.

I keep everything in this bag...

Okay... You keep it in this bag.

Yes?

Who is over phone... Raghu da?

I really don’t understand,

- Check yourself, dear. - Yes, give.

Hello? Who is it?

Oh, this is Ronodeep Uncle here. Hahaha!

Oh dear, Ronodeep uncle!

How are you guys? How’s Hiya?

What a surprise, we are all fine.

How are you all?

We’re all good as well.

He was saying that he would bring Ujan over to you all?

Yes, but surprisingly, there’s a slight change in plans.

Hiya really wants to visit her ancestral house again.

So I was wondering if we could come over to Kusumpur.

Oh dear! That’s really good news!

Pity, I haven’t seen you all for so long, right?

I saw Hiya when she was a toddler.

Who phoned?

Ronodeep uncle. He says that they’ll be coming here.

Hello, Mr. Ronodeep? This is really good news.

Come on over, I have something important to discuss with you.

- What a surprise, about what? - About...!

Why are you still standing here, go and finish your work!

Move!

I’ll give you a thrashing, move!

Yes, brother-in-law?

Huh? What?

Finish your work now!

Yes, I am doing it!

What!

Alright!

- Hey Bala? - What?

Yes, take it.

Have your father in his dreams ever went to London?

No, but we had a calendar of London in our house, he saw it there.

My father had also never seen London in his dreams.

But we will!

- We? - Yes!

How come?

Brother-in-law just told me that fifty percent of his next film will be shot in London.

- London! - Yeah baby!

- Hey hey, why are you dancing? - Why?

I’m not taking you.

Oh move on, I’ll make sausages out of you...

and feed it to the dogs.

- Not taking me! - Oye! You are that strong?

- Hey don’t you test my strength at all! - Oye oye!

Shut it! Shut up!

I always wanted this from my childhood...

my left hand I'll have Raveena Tandon and my right I’ll have London.

One’s not possible, all’s left is London.

Hey bro, we have our passports, but what about our visas?

Ahh, brother-in-law just told me...

to submit our passports in the production office.

Did you take it to your head? How long will it take?

- Seven days! - Seven days!

- After that - whoo! - London...!

Let me freshen up my English - A for apple,

B for bigger apple, C for compact apple,

- D for developed apple - mmph. - Haat!

- Fresh air! Isn’t it? - Hmm

Everything is quite same as before.

Feeling good.

Just a minute... Please stop the car.

What's this?

Beer factory is setting down in agricultural land?

It's quite astonishing... these lands are Mr. Aditya’s...

How could his son Ujan allow it?

Who are you people? What do you want?

Who ordered to set up beer factory here?

Our master’s son... Ujan babu.

Yes! He told us... if we return this land to him...

he will employ us on that factory

- Yes yes! - But factory cannot be set up in agricultural land.

That Ujan babu knows.

- He is our God. - Yes!

When he assured us... Then it’s true.

Yes!

Now tell us what's your motto?

What a surprise... what would be our motto?

We are going to Ujan’s house.

Ohh... You too have lands right? hehehe!

Hahahaha…what a surprise…

Yes we have…no…I mean a bit of...

- Hiya... Let’s go... We are getting late - Yes.

- Good bye brothers... - Yes, Yes.

Hey... Shift, shift a bit.

- Oh, come in come in come in. - Aha!

Here, here’s Sudhir babu! How are you?

Yes yes, I’m good.

- You know Mr. Sudhir... - Yes...

- after a long time I come here. - Yes.

Everything's changed so much but surprisigly...

Your residence remains quite the same... Hahaha…

yes we have tried to keep it as before.

What a surprise, he couldn’t understand my joke!

Hahaha!

- Yes, do sit. - Yes, yes, yes, yes

Haha, just joking.

Oh surprisilgy, everyone’s faces have changed so much.

- An introduction? - Uh...

- Uh, this is my elder sister. - Oh.

- And this is my nephew. - Greetings...

Hahaha... Greetings - Hello

What a surprise! Are they here on holiday?

Hahahaha!

No, no! They live here.

I don’t get what’s so funny about it.

Nah! Ah, if the groom stays with his in-laws,

he’s called a live-in son-in-law.

But if his elder sister...

and her son stay as well,

then I can’t recall what they’re called at all.

Is she a live-in sister-in-law? Is he a live-in-nephew?

Or is it something closer to a son-in-law...

- Hahahaha! - Dad! What is this?

I was just joking!

Actually I became really sad on my way here,

so I recharged myself with some jokes! Hehe!

Don’t mind me at all.

No, no it’s fine.

A joke if taken as a joke is totally fine.

Yeah, right! Haha!

So we saw on our way here that...

there are beer factory adverts on the farmlands.

The farmers said that they gave all the land to Ujan?

This is the problem with plebs.

They don’t even know how to talk.

How can Ujan’s land be given to Ujan?

Actually, my father-in-law donated the land to the farmers.

Now the land has been taken back for their needs.

Their needs?

Yes!

You do know that farming has become a case for losses now.

They can’t even eat two square meals a day.

Now if the land is given to a factory, they can be employed there,

At least they can eat twice a day.

If farming’s stopped like this,

nothing will be produced any more in the country.

We would have to beg to the first world countries for food,

Which means more losses.

I think that instead of stopping the farming,

we should ensure that the farmers get paid properly for their harvest.

Oh God, Mr. Ronodeep...

Your daughter knows a lot about farming here while sitting back in London.

What a surprise, that she should!

She is studying about farmers’ rights,

and is researching as well. Haha!

Oh, right right.

So, I haven’t seen Arunima sis anywhere?

She’s cooking since all of you have come!

Alas! We’ve come here after so long and she’s stuck in the kitchen?

Actually she’s a woman right, so that’s where she belongs!

Oh, right. Actually you’re sitting here right,

so I didn’t figure it out.

Arunima di! Come!

We’ve arrived for so long, will you stay in the kitchen only?

There’s Arunima, hahaha!

- Nomoshkar uncle, how are you? - How are you?

Hehe...

Hiya! Oh dear!

- How are you? - I am really good,

but I won’t talk with you.

We’ve been here for so long, and you’re stuck in the kitchen.

Stay a while, I’m coming.

Where are you off to now?

I’ll go and bring the tea in?

- Leave it for later. - Hmm.

So, where’s Ujan?

What a surprise, that’s right?

I haven’t seen him for so long,

is he in the kitchen as well? Hahaha!

No no, Ujan is in his room.

Bunty, go and bring Ujan here. Pipi won’t be able to manage by herself.

Come, come on? Come?

- No no, I won’t. - Come, Come?

No I won’t, Pipi I won’t.

You know everyone here.

Come... I - I won’t!

Leave me please, I won’t go Pipi.

Come come come, come inside.

Come.

Come on, let’s go.

Come, sit down.

Sit.

Sit.

What a surprise, so? Ujan, how are you?

Good.

Ujan, Can you recognize Hiya?

What?

No.

Dad? I want to talk to Ujan alone.

Baba, please?

Yes of course, What a surprise!

Sudhir babu, please don’t mind.

Okay, no problem.

Ujan... take Hiya to the verandah and finish your talk. Go!

Meanwhile I’ll talk with Ronodeep babu, hmm?

- Go! - Get up Jaan, come.

- What’s wrong, Ujan? - What?

Are you unwell?

No no! I’m uhh - I’m fine.

You're opening a beer factory after taking the farmers’ lands?

No no! Not me! Not me!

Not you? If not you, then who?

Who, who, who? I mean...

Brother-in-law...

Brother-in-law?

Here, take your tea.

What were you saying?

Your brother-in-law is doing all this?

Jaan? Jaan? Jaan!

Hiya? Hiya listen!

Baba? Let’s go home.

You’ll go home, what a surprise.

Ohkay, let’s go then.

Hiya, hiya please. Listen to me,

don’t leave like this

See he’s become somewhat of a coward.

He wasn’t like this.

Hiya, if he marries you he’ll be all right again, you’ll see.

Please didi, don’t tell it like that? Please?

Hiya, my father wanted the two of you to get married.

Listen to me once, if you two get married,

we’ll all leave the house after endowing the both of you with all this wealth and property.

What are you saying didi?

I am speaking the truth.

Ujan owns all this property and wealth,

believe me. Not any of us.

I am not thinking about any of this, didi.

We have to leave now.

Baba, let’s go.

Arunima... We’ll take our leave now.

Don’t by surprise, think negatively at all.

We’ll discuss and let you know later, okay?

We’ll leave now? C’mon dear.

See you bro.

Bunty?

Dreams of living life as a vagrant after signing off all this wealth to your brother is not at all good.

Stop dreaming that dream, now.

Or else, I’ll crush these eyes right now.

Ujan...

Uh - you didn’t like him I suppose?

Listen, Dad, does being amiable, quiet, and not talking back to elders...

make a good person?

I don’t know how long this concept will last

Tell me! What did you tell Hiya?

Tell me!

- I didn’t say anything! - Then why did she leave?

- Tell me! - I really didn’t say anything.

- Let him be! - Tell me!

I don’t remember much from my childhood.

But I see that he has no personality!

He follows his brother-in-law around.

Hey! You ruined all of my plans!

- Please Listen! - You think, you’ll be let free so easily? Hmm?

Then what next?

Nothing!

If you bring up marriage again, then it’s either your last day or mine.

- Please don’t hit him... I beg you. Please leave him. - Dad, Dad

He doesn't understand all these complications - Enough is enough!

Stop this drama.

Brother... come out Nirodh babu is calling you.

Mr. Lawer? Sudhir's here.

Huh? Okay.

What is up Nirodh babu, what is wrong?

Huh - yes, nothing’s wrong yet.

I mean, something might.

What are you riddling about, what’s wrong?

Yes - Ujan babu will be turning twenty eight on the thirty first of March.

So?

Umm - I mean -

according to the late Aditya Chowdhury’s will,

Ujan Chowdhury would stand to inherit all of his wealth.

- Not at all. - Huh?

He won't!

You must create the documents certifying that...

Ujan Chowdhury...

- has transferred all of the wealth to me. - What?

What are you saying?

I mean, who will be signing that?

Ujan Chowdhury.

I’ll know how to make Ujan sign those documents.

That you might,

but if Ujan Chowdhury claims that...

he was coerced into signing these documents?

Then I mean - everything would backfire.

Hmmph. He won’t even get that chance.

After he signs those papers,

no one in this village will ever find Ujan Chowdhury.

What? You mean - murder?

Ahh! Nothing that crass.

- More like, vanished. - What?

Va - nish!

Sobbing.

I won’t let anything happen.

Won’t let anything happen to you.

Listen, brother.

Leave the house today.

What are you saying?

If brother-in-law gets to know -

No one will. No one will know anything.

I insist! Escape from here.

What will happen to Pipi and you if I leave?

If you leave, I’ll at least know that my brother is safe somewhere.

If you die, we won’t be able to live any more.

I won’t ever think of dying. I told you that.

You might not, but your brother-in-law?

He’s thinking of it.

Your birthday’s coming up on the thirty first.

You’ll inherit everything on that day.

After that -

No!

My brother! You must escape tonight!

If brother-in-law gets to know, he’ll beat you a lot, sis.

Don’t think about me.

If you stay well, I’ll be well.

You have to give your word, brother.

Wherever you are, don’t ever think of suicide.

I would know, my Ujan is safe wherever he is.

Give your word, brother.

Give your word.

Come out

Hey! When I drink... my thoughts doesn't work.

I thrashed him nicely!

I am sorry... Sorry... Sorry!

I drank heavily today!

I drank heavily!

Go brother...

Go.

Stay well and don’t return back.

Go... go...

Go... please go from here... elope!

Look at this clearly... look!

Look at this clearly... look!

- It was a long tiring journey… - looks at this carefully.

Let’s go and have some tea... feeling very tired.

The keys of boots are lost... please take out your bag

Nothing will happen, there's no such precious thing in it.

No... If something happens... it will be my responsibility.

- Arey lets go it’s along route. - Okay... If you insist then let’s go

What do you mean he’s missing,

is he a pen or a pencil?

Ujan doesn’t have the guts to escape from here.

Go and search properly. He must be sitting scared somewhere.

- Why are you standing here, leave! - I am.

Hey... who are you?

I... I mean...

Come out... come out!

What were you doing in this car?

- Nothing? - Ohh nothing...

I will slap you tight... just move on!

Where the hell these people come from...

I told you brother, to take care of your bag!

Okay alright…go.

Ticket and passport?

Thank you.

Hot damn!

It’s okay... move in.

Hey bro, what are you doing here?

Yes - I mean - I came to the airport.

The gate’s over there, why’re you here?

- No no - nothing. - Go on. Go on to the gate.

- Go, go! - Go go!

Ticket and passport?

Passport, please?

- Passport? I have, I have! - Yes yes, passport bro?

Here...

- Okay, move on. - Go on...

Where will he escape?

Bunty...

call inspector Haldar.

Once I find him, I will slay him!

Welcome Sir.

May I help you sir?

It’s there.

I mean - I don’t know.

Okay sir, follow me.

Take your seat, sir.

- What are you saying... is it real? - Hello Sir

Arey I have seen it by my own...

it’s an incident of our locality.

Take your sit... I will share with you.

Arey you seen it by your own?

Arey trust me

- Oh God! What are you saying? - There is a twin in our locality…

if one sneezes... Another does the same If one yawns... Another yawns too!

If it's real... then put this concept in our cinema

Our cinema has a double role storyline too.

But there is a problem.

It doesn't work beyond a certain distance.

It works within 1 km.

Which direction?

Sir... Din't you enter just a bit before?

- Hur! This is the first time I’ve set foot on a plane. - How many seats do you see?

- Hey Bala! - Yes?

- What is she saying? - What?

But you came in just now!

No sister, there must be a mistake;

we have never set foot on a plane before now.

- Oh okay. I’m sorry, my mistake. Please take your seat. - Probably the washroom is in that side.

Ahhh!

Hey, come...

- This must fit at least a thousand! - Hey you, sit!

Flight Announcements.

- Oh my God what's happening? - Oh Mom! Mom!

I will never be on board...

I am too scared…Mom

Sister Sister!

Dude!

I am sorry

I will go directly by train from now!

Uff! That almost killed me!

Toffee, ma’am?

Huh toffee!

I love eating toffees.

But we don’t have any money.

It’s free, ma’am. You don’t need to pay.

Oh, free! She doesn’t know that, her first time.

Here you go!

Hey! You took all of the toffees?

Didn’t my father advise us so? Never leave anything you get for free.

Lick up every morsel, even if its tar.

Huh! What will I eat then?

Go on ask for more, it’s all free.

- Here’s our sis-in-law, sis-in-law! - Oh sis-in-law!

Oh toffee dispensing sis-in-law!

- Yes? - She wants to suck some toffee,

give her some.

Okay, sir.

- Coming up. - Hut

Drink, sir?

Drink sir?

Drink?

Yes.

She wants us to drink up!

Ahh! English or Bangla?

I’ll reiterate in Bengali,

would you gentlemen like to imbibe?

I think there’s Bangla. (Local alcohol)

Oh, bangla. A pint would be fine.

Sir, pint as in?

- Um, pint as in... - Middle uncle!

Sorry sir, you are only allowed three pegs.

They’ll serve three pegs.

You’d have to pay for more.

Damn it!

Why would I pay for drinks here?

Kali bro’s joint is much better.

Do something,

- serve us whatever’s free. - Okay sir.

- Do pour a thick one. - Sure!

Ahh, Bala! Ahh.

Hey boss! Are you drunk?

What?

- You are drunk. - What did you say?

Hmm.

- I am drunk? - A little.

Bastard, I am drunk?

Damn you!

I am drunk?

- There goes my buzz! - Ahh?

I am drunk?

Bastard, you’re the one who drank so much...

What’s your problem, ohh!

And I’m the one who’s drunk?

Ahh!!!

- What are they doing? - These crazy people!

I’ll get down now!

Sister-in-law, sister-in-law!

What’s your problem?

That’s why I don’t drink.

What a place!

Hey I’m famished, really famished.

Hey, I also seem to have rats running around in my stomach.

Oh my stomach is full to the brim.

What?

- With piss. - Ishh.

There’s a river lapping up in my stomach.

Yuck!

Yuck?!

Never mind, we’ll stand here,

you go ahead and clear your stomach bro?

Yes you’re right, here hold this.

Oi! Hold this, take care of it.

Now where is it, bastard.

There’s the toilet! There.

There wasn’t a mirror right then, where did this come from?

Damn!

This is why people are amazed with London.

There isn’t a mirror but my hands are moving!

Hot damn, the mirror’s blowing at me as well!

What kind of a mirror is this?

I’m compelled to do whatever he is doing.

Do I splash some water?

There you are bro!

We are trapped;

the London police force is after us.

Yes police, run fast! Don’t start!

I can’t cope with this Bala anymore.

He inserted a one rupee coin in a weighing machine.

- There! - What should I do?

No one takes a rupee coin anymore.

A toto doesn’t, an auto doesn’t,

even Bapi the shopkeeper doesn’t!

- Damn! Idiot! - This is why I had to use it.

Oh there was a local person who put in a pound coin.

Seeing him, Bala went ahead and put in a rupee coin!

- You stupid boy! - As soon as I inserted it,

the machine stopped working.

Stop!

Run!

Oii Oii...

Stop! I said Stop!

Wait for me!

So? We caught you finally?

Where will you run?

You put in a foreign coin in a local machine.

You’ll feel the ramifications today.

You’re a Bengali as well?

Yes. Basirhat’s Bhombol Koley.

London police constable.

How I became one is a long story.

But what everyone knows...

is that a crime is never forgiven by Bhombol Koley.

Ahmm... we put in a local coin in a foreign machine.

Why did you say the entire opposite?

Why did you say that a foreign coin was put in a local machine?

Did I say that?

Yes, you said exactly that.

Then which is my country?

Where I work or where I was born!

Dona, what do you think?

What is my country?

London or Basirhat?

London or Basirhat?

- Eh, dunno. - Let it be.

What?

They escaped?

How?

Oh God, oh God!

Oh! Oh!

Today was really fun!

I ran after so long.

Eh?

Thank you.

What? What are you saying, bro?

Ei, what’s wrong with this one?

Off.

He got carried away!

Nothing happened.

- Let’s go. - So,

- we are a long way from Kusumpur, right? - What should I say?

Brother-in-law won’t be able to catch me anymore.

- Who is this brother-in-law? - Who?

There - there there there there there there!

Jamai da, Jamai da, our production manager.

- Damn it! - Na na na na na na!

- I’m not saying that! - Then Who?

Sudhir bhai!

- Sudir bhai? [Bengali expletive] - Yes!

Hey, I think he’s lost his senses.

He’s gone completely insane!

My brother-in-law says that I am mad.

Now I remember!

He fell down then right; he must have hurt his head.

He must have lost his memory.

He’s lost everything - Haat!

Is that even possible?

No one talks above me!

I’ve seen twenty one films of Sukhen Das,

he lost his memory after hitting his head in eighteen of them!

Hey listen! Look at me!

Tell me? Tell me truthfully, did you forget everything?

Tell me who are there at home?

- At my house? - Yes?

There’s sister, Pipi,

Shanti sister, - Shanti sister?

Shanti’s son Bunty?

Roghu dada, and -

Tell me some more names now?

And brother-in-law!

Oh! Brother-in-law brother-in-law! Hit me with a mighty orange!

Hit me!

Don’t be late, people!

- Where are the rest? - Think he’s forgotten everything!

So? Will you guys keep on standing there or do we leave?

Brother-in-law, we are coming! We are coming!

Come on brother-in-law, come on!

- Come on! - Brother-in-Law!

Give me the suitcase, go on!

Did you bring cold oil for our heads?

Anyway, we would need it!

Go on, get up get up!

- Come on, oh Bappa bro! - Get up!

Ahh! Finished up both number one and two after landing in London.

Now I can scream and say, “I hug you London!”

What?

Hot damn!

Where did they go to?

Hot damn!

Did they run off on seeing that I’m late?

Yes yes, I’m coming!

And drop to your home?

I’ll be here from Waterloo Street.

Right. Within an hour - hey,

What a surprise! Thief thief!

Thief, help help!

Somebody, please help!

Hey!!

Abbey oi!

The level crossing gates down, can’t you see?

Blind as a bat!

Hey, you!

Abbey oi!

Will give you such a bashing if you give a rise!

Go on, get out!

Thank you, thank you.

- Here. - This is mine!

- Yes. - Thank you...

Surprising, what are you doing here?

What a surprise, you’re here?

Why? Can’t I be here?

Of course, What a surprise!

I mean, I never thought I’d see you here in London, What a surprise!

Why?

Was I supposed to die and come here as a spirit?

Hahahaha! What a surprise, good joke!

The others didn’t come in?

They did!

Even I couldn’t recognize these selfish people, how will you?

Surprisingly, I thought the same as well.

Right, but how did you recognize me?

What a surprising thought!

I came over to your house with a proposal, why will I not recognize you?

Proposal of what exactly?

A marriage proposal between you and Hiya?

Don’t you remember anything?

What a surprisingly bad memory!

Meaning?

Hah, I’m not getting if you’re joking or have you completely forgotten,

let’s see if Hiya remembers...

There, Hiya’s arrived!

Hiya!

What? You’re surprised as well?

Now do you remember?

Hmm?

What a surprise, what a relief!

You know Hiya, a snatcher was trying to lift my bag

when Ujan surprisingly jumped up like a hero and retrieved it!

Hohoho!

- Really! - Yeah, haha!

Thanks a lot! How are you, Ujan?

Umm - Ujan’s really good!

Hahahaha!

You know Ujan, I really wanted you and Hiya to get married.

Surprisingly, your sister wanted that as well,

but- ummm.

Why didn’t the wedding take place then uncle, if everyone wanted it?

Uhhh uhhh...!!

Um, listen Ujan.

I prefer to be up-front about everything.

When we went to your house that day,

I really didn’t like your show of cowardice.

Then when that cup fell over from your shaking hands,

I just couldn’t tolerate it any more.

Uhh - actually - yes!

I had dengue then!

Dengue!

Yes! My dengue fever was the reason behind my shaky hands!

My platelets fell so much,

that I couldn’t even hold my cup straight.

What a surprise, you had such a bout of dengue my dear?

Yes uncle, a very high dengue fever.

Ohhh, then it’s -

Uncle? Has the wedding been...

completely called off?

What a surprise!

If the both of you want to, I don’t have any qualms -

hehe hahahahaha!

That’s right!

- If the babe agrees, then so do I! - Yes yes! Right, Right!

Baba, I’m going to the car.

Yes, we’re coming as well, hehehehe!

- It’s really cold! - Hot damn! It’s freezing out! Uff!

Hey lunatic, come help unload the luggage!

What’s up?

- Hey boss! - Ei! Huh!

- Hey, where you off to? - I won’t go, I won’t go!

Where will you go?

I dunno.

What do you mean by don’t know? This is a foreign country!

As it is, you’ve become an insane Sukhen Das!

You’ll be publicly lynched if you do anything wrong!

Lynched as in?

He’s forgotten his Hindi, you’ll be hit, hit!

Hit?

Yes!

Who-who’ll hit me?

No one knows you here - so anyone can beat you up!

Off!

No one will beat me up if I go there?

Who’ll dare to! Aren’t you my boss?

I’m there for you!

If anyone even tries to, I’ll break his arm!

- Are you sure? - Yes!

Then I’ll follow you wherever you go.

- Absolutley... - I think he’s lost his entire memory!

Oh shut up you know-it-all!

Boss, let's go inside.

Hey, will my father come here and unload this?

Nope, your grandfather.

Come here, go!

Come in Ujan.

- Wow! This is the real deal! - Hahahaha!

You like it?

- Hiya... - Yes...

Show him around the house,

What a surprise, I’ll brew some tea for you two!

Go on!

Now give me those bags.

Oho there’s so much happiness in the air...

So, what was your subject?

Meaning?

I mean, what did you study?

- Me? - Hmm.

Ahh - dress, costume.

Ohhh, garments technology.

Oi! Technology. And - uhm... You?

Haha, I couldn't ask you anything that day due to my dengue fever.

I’m studying farmers’ rights now after finishing my masters.

Ahh, right. Right.

Listen Ujan,

we really need to think about the farmers now.

Hmm!

Studying about farmers’ rights is really important.

A really important matter of study.

So, do you know anything about farmers’ rights?

Hmm! I do, a bit.

Great philosophers have said, “Long live our soldiers, our farmers.”

We do respect our soldiers, we stand up and salute them.

But the farmers?

We ignore them completely.

Yet they are the ones who sweat day in and out to ensure that we can eat.

But they neither have bread, nor clothes, nor land.

They don’t even get proper rates for their harvests,

the poor ones.

Ahh... I am right, right?

Yes!

You’re absolutely right!

You explained it so well, much better than reading a hundred pages on it.

Great!

Can I get..

- Can I get a drink of water? - Oh Shit!

My throat’s parched.

Please please, come inside, please.

Come.

Come.

Sit down here for a while; I’ll bring your drink.

What dear?

It’s evident that you already like him.

What a surprise, that’s obvious!

Since he knows so much about farmers, hehe!

Ohh, so you were eavesdropping?

What a surprise, I won't?

Won’t I check up on the person I’m handing over my daughter to?

Ufff, baba you are such a...

Hot damn!

This is fine!

Yes baba, listen.

Let it be, please get him his drink.

- I’ll rustle up something for Ujan to eat. - Okay!

Oh - hehehehe.

What a surprise, what are you doing here?

Hehe... Just eavesdropping -

Eavesdropping?!

No no! I wasn’t listening on you.

Then?

See these trees? The call of the birds?

This reminded me of Bengal.

- That is what I was eavesdropping on. - Ahh,

What a surprise!

Now, drink this water.

So where are you staying?

I haven’t decided yet, uncle.

What a surprise!

I was searching for a hotel,

but I can’t recognize anything!

You’ve come to our London and are searching for a hotel?

Is that even something to say! Hmmph!

You’ll stay with us here.

No uncle, how can that be?

No that will be! What a surprise!

Ei Hiya, Hiya dear! Hiya!

What’s wrong?

Listen to what Ujan’s saying, What a surprise!

Show him the room upstairs.

He’s saying that he’ll stay at a hotel in London.

Hmm, the guest room!

Go on, drink up your water, and go on up!

Go on!

Okay, if you insist.

Was this really necessary?

Come! Hmm...

So? Like the room?

Hmm, a fine room!

Hehe, okay rest up, I’ll talk with you later!

A minute!

Hmm?

So,

you didn’t say anything then?

When?

Oh, when I told your father...

about re-starting the proposal.

Hmm.

- You should do something. - Hmm?

Resend an application.

I’ll reconsider if you’ll get another chance.

Heh.

But,

I'm thinking.

About?

I was thinking, what should be the colour...

of my application envelope be in?

Dhat! A nutcase.

Name...

I carve your name

But I don’t know how to send

The envelope wrapping with my heart (filled with love)

Name...

I carve your name

But I don’t know how to send

The envelope wrapping with my heart (filled with love)

Your intoxicated slight smile

Makes my mind for craving rather more

Your intoxicated slight smile

Makes my mind for craving rather more

Oh Darling...

Name...

I carve your name

I've become imbalanced & unstable

And I am unable to find any way

I've become imbalanced & unstable

And I am unable to find any way

How empty I am Without you

How empty I am Without you

Your intoxicated slight smile

Makes my mind for craving rather more

Your intoxicated slight smile

Makes my mind for craving rather more

Oh Darling...

Name...

I carve your name

At the moment and rest of the moment

I only desire you

At the moment and rest of the moment

I only desire you

I am not feeling okay Without you

I am not feeling okay Without you

Your intoxicated slight smile

Makes my mind for craving rather more

Your intoxicated slight smile

Makes my mind for craving rather more

Oh Darling...

Name...

Tell me where is Ujan? Tell me..tell me where is he?

I don’t know..i don’t know anything

Her words are not believable, Sudhir!

She and her daughter know everything.

She is lying to you!

Tell me where is Ujan?

Dad... dad..Please don’t hit mom!

Mom didn’t do anything... she really doesn’t know anything

He has no place to escape!

I will surely find him out!

Rajesh!

Rajesh!

Just like that! Coming!

- When will you start, Rajesh? - I’m ready sir,

but our hero is still talking on the phone.

Can’t you call him, sir?

- Wonder what he talks so much on the phone. - C’mon man.

- Hey, Kevin! - Waste of time!

- Ei Surojit! - Yes Joydeep da, coming!

- I am coming, I am coming! - Oh, call up Mohit?

- He’s still on the phone. - Yes brother.

The shot’s ready.

- Baby, I can explain it to you... - Sir!

- What is it? - Shot ready.

Can’t you see that I’m on the phone?

Go and check if my double dress is ready or not...

- I’ll come after my conversation. - Okay sir.

Sorry baby.

Bala bro, - Yes...

double costume ready?

Absolutely ready, I brought it over, oh Runa?

- Where’s the double costume, bring it out - Yes, we’ll go for the shot.

I am doing so! Do I have four hands?

- So? - What?

- There’s only one hero. - Yes

Then why do they need a pair of same clothes?

An action scene going on right?

One might get torn, one might get dirty,

so we need double costumes.

I have to explain this to you now.

Who is this?

I have no clue.

How will I know?

So, may I go and watch a bit of the shooting?

Yes yes, you are the producer after all, go on!

If you don’t know then who will?

The farmers told me...

that you took their land from them?

Who knows what this one’s talking about.

What happened? Why you are quiet, tell me?

- The farmers told you all this? - Hmm!

They are really out of line.

Wait, will have to talk with them when I return.

Hmm, he’s acting really fishy.

Will have to prove what he’s worth today.

Umm, are you looking for someone?

Not really! No one!

Let’s go towards the river.

What is the matter?

Let's go!

There’s our babu looking at the shooting, hehe.

Hehe, what’s up?

You escaped then, but now?

Who’ll save you now?

Even a child is not spared by Bhombol Koley when a crime is committed.

I’ve finally found you!

You stay here Dona, I'll catch him!

Ei! Where would you run!

- Oh, come on Bhombol! - Eee! Great uncle, bless us -

- may I grow up to be wise. - Ei! Wait, wait I tell you!

Don’t run!

Ei! Where are you running! Look out!

Ei wait here! Wait!

You’ve made me run so much!

Eeeeeee!!! Oh God!

Ahh, it hurts!

Oh Father!

Mom I’ll go!

He’s hitting a cop! Eeeee!!

It’s either you or me!

You dare hit Bhombol Koley?

Do you know what I can do to you?

Oh father!

So uncle, who sent you?

Hiya.

You were testing me, right?

Yes.

Oh good, fluent Bengali.

Haat! Get off!

- Hello? - This is not done, Sudhir babu.

What a surprise, you could have come here with your brother-in-law.

- As in? - Here as in, in London.

Ujan is staying here with us.

He said that he’s here on business, but what a surprise

that would mean one can’t stay with us? Hahahahaha.

I do not understand anything you say.

You don’t have to get anything, just hurry over here now.

Surprisingly, by the looks of it,

we have to set the dates immediately, Hehehe, - For what?

Don’t you get it? For their marriage, hahahaha!

All right, all right, I’ll reach there in two-three days.

Good good, that’s fine. See you then?

Do come over. I was saying...

What’s wrong? You’re not saying anything?

Are you angry with me?

Not really.

May I say something?

Yes?

Umm - have you started loving me?

Mmmm, I am warming up to you;

it would take a while to start loving.

You know... This is a very special lake.

How come?

It can prove how much a boy loves a girl.

How?

It’s really simple.

The girl throws a pound in the water.

The boy jumps in and retrieves it.

Look there.

If he can’t bring it back?

That happens most of the time.

Actually there are very few lovers...

who can prove their love.

Come.

Where are you going?!

I’ll prove it now.

The half-charged battery of my love is much more powerful

than the fully charged ones of any other boy.

Murmuring...

Look at that boy, why are you staring off there?

He’s supposed to be the dresser and me the assistant,

wonder how!

We’re saved only because you came over this time.

I never expected our bro to flip like this.

Bala, I’m digging him after he’s flipped though.

Meaning?

He couldn’t stand me at first.

Even I absolutely detested him.

But now, I think I want to start dating him.

Hehehehe - Hehehehe.

I fully understood that!

Hero heroine, the heroine’s uncle,

the comedian’s uncle, I’d have to wash everyone’s clothes,

iron them as well, I’d have to make sure they wear them.

Hutt! One’s staring at the other,

the other’s zone off completely. Hmm!

Listen! Hey you! Prepare the heroine’s dress,

or else the producer will kick us out of here on the next flight. Hutt!

Hey! What’s this!

Is anyone there? Is anyone here?

Bala?

Here here, I’m here. I’m here.

Oww.

Hiya... Hold my hand.

Oh my God, no one’s been able to retrieve a coin till date.

You - you’re the first one...

Who truly loves you? Right?

Ajan? Ajan?

A boy, who really loves his lover,

is scared of going into the water.

His love is thus proved null.

Now someone who’s just began to start loving his lover, his love has been proved.

Just cause he could retrieve a coin from the water.

Wow, wow, wow, wow!

I’m sorry Hiya, but I lied to you.

I didn’t get the coin from the water.

It was in my pocket.

The person whom I’m starting to love,

with whom I dream of having a future with,

I didn’t want to be dishonest with her.

Now consider this, is a coward not worth loving?

Ajan? Ajan?

Retrieving a coin from the water is not love,

but saving a drowning person is.

Forgive me, Ujan.

I tried to test your love without truly understanding.

I’m sorry.

What?

I’m sorry.

What?

I’m sorry.

What?

I love you.

Ajan? Open your eyes,

Ajan...

Ajan? Ajan

Hello Life, Life.

Hello Life, Life.

My baby’s called me her life,

hello her life,

My baby’s infectious sweet smile beckons me,

Oh it beckons me!

Oh my baby’s called me her life,

hello her life,

My baby’s infectious sweet smile beckons me,

Baby, my life my life,

Oh baby, my life!

Baby’s taken my life by calling me hers,

Baby’s taken my life by calling me hers,

Baby’s taken my life by calling me hers,

Baby’s taken my life by calling me hers,

Hello Life, Life.

Hello Life, Life.

Oh he’s stolen my heart in the thick of day,

said so much in the name of love!

Oh he’s stolen my heart in the thick of day,

said so much in the name of love!

Baby, my life my life,

Oh baby, my life!

Baby’s taken my life by calling me hers,

Baby’s taken my life by calling me hers,

Baby’s taken my life by calling me hers,

Baby’s taken my life by calling me hers,

Oh poor soul he’s fallen in love seeing me,

forgotten to swim even in the waters of love,

Oh poor soul he’s fallen in love seeing me,

forgotten to swim even in the waters of love,

Hello Life, Life.

Hello Life, Life.

Baby’s taken my life by calling me hers,

Baby’s taken my life by calling me hers,

Baby’s taken my life by calling me hers,

Baby’s taken my life by calling me hers,

Baby’s taken my life by calling me hers,

Baby’s taken my life by calling me hers,

Baby’s taken my life by calling me hers,

Baby’s taken my life by calling me hers,

Speak through your eyes, not your lips;

play with my heart -

Baba, dhat!

What a surprise! What drama! Haha.

Oh, you’re not eating anything!

You love to feed, and I love to eat.

What a surprise that you should.

This is the age to eat as well. Hahaha.

(Doorbell rings)

What a surprise, who’s here now.

Eat up the both of you -

through your eyes, teyo! Speak up! teyo! teyo!

Hey, say it again.

What?

Dhat!

Dhat! Haha...

Oh look who’s here, Ujan. Sudhir babu’s arrived!

Now who’s this Sudhir babu?

Meaning? You don’t know your own brother-in-law?

Hehe, yes my brother-in-law. Hehe.

Ujan, please don’t lose your temper.

I do not like your brother-in-law at all.

Look Ujan, how your brother-in-law missed you and came over.

Looks like there’s a lot going on between the two brother-in-laws?

What a surprise!

How dare you run away from home without informing anyone?

Hmm!

What a surprise, did you run away from home?

Running away has to be obviously done without informing.

If I do inform, is that even running away, brother-in-law?

Hehe, you told me that you’re on a business tour?

Actually brother-in-law doesn’t let me work at all,

so one has to run away from my brother-in-law.

Isn’t that right, brother-in-law?

Wow!

Looks like you’ve become quite a smarty on arriving here?

Oi! When was I ever unsmart?

I was always smart,

wasn’t I brother-in-law?

There’s a saying, “Don’t grow too much, you’ll fall into a storm” -

I know the next line,

“Don’t be too small, a goat will eat you up!”

- Isn’t that right, brother-in-law? - Hehe oh dear!

Looks like the banter between the two brothers...

will keep on going, What a surprise!

Anyway let’s move on,

tell me Sudhir bro, how long are you here for.

I’ve already booked my return tickets.

Will be returning on this evening’s flight.

Ujan and me.

Will have to go with this chap to see where this leads.

Ei ei where’s my bag?

Ei hurry up, hurry up you guys.

Oh we are coming, come on!

Let’s go home!

- Brother-in-law - - Whom did you see? What’s wrong?

Ajan?

What’s wrong?

Brother-in-law! He’ll beat me if he sees me!

He’ll kill me!

Oh, why are you scared, nothing’s going to happen,

there are so many of us, nothing will happen to you, let’s go!

No, No, I won’t go!

AAjan!

Hahahahaha! Sudhir babu, I’ll then inform you after making the arrangements,

What a surprise! Hahaha!

Should we go?

Yes, let’s go.

See you.

I won’t go! I won’t go -

But we won’t be able to return home if the plane leaves.

Runa, I have no wish to go back home.

I want to spend the rest of my life here, with you.

Really?

Okay fine, now wipe your tears?

I didn’t leave to die, neither did I die.

What’s up? Which corner did you go off to die in?

That’s why I returned unscathed.

Yes, our Dear’s become over smart on reaching London.

That’s why he has ready replies for everything.

Hey!

Oh, what is this?

Again a comeback?

This is strange, why are you shoving me?

Oh uncle! He has learnt to question things as well!

He’s asking why he’s being shoved.

Show him what else is stored for him, uncle.

Hey! Why did you escape? Huh?

Tell me why did you escape?!

I escaped -

I told you before Sudhir,

Arunima must have sent him there so that he doesn’t sign the paper.

Again the paper - what paper?

As if you don’t know, are you playing dumb? Haat!

- Ujan, Ujan? You? - Drama? Huh?

No! Don’t hit him, don’t hit him.

I’ll make sure he can’t...

- stand anymore after today. - No!

Forgive him; I am falling down at your feet.

Forgive him. Don’t hit him.

Take all the wealth he has.

Take all the wealth he has.

But don’t hit him like an animal. Don’t hit him anymore.

I am prostrating at your feet, don’t hit him.

Make sure your brother understands...

All the papers will be ready by day after tomorrow.

He should sign them with nary a word.

If he doesn’t, I’ll make sure he can’t even speak anymore.

I insist that he’ll sign;

he’ll sign whatever you give him to.

Don’t hit him!

Better remember that.

- My Jaan. My brother. - Jaan Uncle, Jaan Uncle!

You’ve returned, Jaan mama? You left without me?

- Pipi! - She’s fainted!

Take her to your room Jaan,

take her to the room.

Lay her here.

Pipi?

Pipi dear? Open your eyes...

look your Jaan uncle’s here.

Does this happen with her a lot?

No, no,

after you left,

she searched the entire house for you.

You do know how much she loves you.

Then when they started beating me on not finding you,

the little kid couldn’t take it anymore.

She hasn’t even eaten properly for days.

Her happiness on seeing you after so long today -

But, but why did you return here, brother?

How will I save you now, Jaan?

How will I save you?

Jaan Uncle? Jaan Uncle?

Darling, open your eyes?

Look, I’m here.

Me, your Jaan Uncle.

Jaan Uncle, you’ve come back Jaan Uncle?

Dad used to hit you, that's why you ran Jaan Uncle?

Dad used to hit Mom as well after you left.

Look at her hands, it’s all bruised.

This is our fate, oh brother. This is our fate.

Why else would you have to stay like this in spite of being the owner of this house?

But why did you return even after knowing all this?

How will I save you now, brother?

Ujan? Ujan, leave us.

No! Promise me now, you’ll never leave us.

Yes Pipi,

I promise.

Until the day you have tears in your eyes,

you will be hurt, you will be sad;

I’ll never leave you both till that day.

Shit!

I’ve tried calling Bala so many times, couldn’t get through!

Now I’ve lost all my pounds.

Hehe, that’s good.

That’s good?

The plane’s left us, we have no money,

where will we stay, and what will we eat?

Why?

You’ll stay in jail, and will be beaten up.

Now you won’t be able to run.

So, what are your names?

Umm - his name’s AAjan -

- Hmm? - And my name is Runa.

Let’s see your passports. Passport!

Hmm, hmm!!!

I was right, I suspected this as well.

You came to London on a false name, sister.

- False name? Meaning? - It’s written Ujan Chowdhury here,

but you told me it’s AAjan. Hmm?

- You are under arrest. - Yep, you’re both under arrest.

Sir, we didn’t do anything. Sir?

I am enjoying myself here.

Damn! Have you lost your mind?

Does anyone enjoy themselves in a prison cell?

I am enjoying it.

It seems like the both of us, are starting a family here in this cell.

Don’t you remember anything from back home?

I remember my elder sister, I remember Pipi,

but when my brother-in-law’s face looms up again,

I feel scared.

Your elder sister, Pipi, who are they?

Don’t you remember your mother?

I have no one else;

you at least have your mother.

My mother passed away when I was born.

And my father was -

Why did you stop?

Nothing!

Tell me who you really are

I’m Ujan, Ujan.

I tried explaining it to you and Bala for so long.

None of you got it.

Both of you thought that I might have got hurt in my head and forgotten everything.

Hot damn!

Aren’t you Bhai?

No! I’m Ujan!

Initially I tried to explain, but eventually stopped

Figured let them think whatever they want to,

if they find out I’m Ujan, will they throw me out?

Will they send me back to my brother-in-law?

Mostly I was scared of...

going someplace far away from you.

After knowing that I am Ujan, if they send me away,

I won’t be able to see you anymore.

I won’t be able to stay without you, Runa.

You know, Runa? I love you a lot.

If the police keep us here forever,

that’ll be the best.

We’ll be able to stay together.

Will you stay together, Runa?

You won’t leave me?

I’ll not go anywhere without you, Ujan.

No where.

We’ll stay together for the rest of our lives.

Consciously, unconsciously,

Moving, with your flow,

Consciously, unconsciously,

Moving, with your flow,

For some reason, in my mind,

keep thinking about you.

Stroking a brush, with colours

I want to paint you.

On feet, on our feet,

I lose my way,

let’s walk, on our feet,

and lose our way.

Let’s walk, on our feet,

and lose our way.

Let’s walk, on our feet,

and lose our way.

When did my heart, become so quiet

never did realise,

when did my heart, lose itself to you

never did realise,

For some reason, in my mind,

keep thinking about you.

Stroking a brush, with colours

I want to paint you.

On feet, on our feet,

I lose my way,

let’s walk, on our feet,

and lose our way.

Let’s walk, on our feet,

and lose our way.

Let’s walk, on our feet,

and lose our way.

Come on, Captain wants to talk with you.

This way, come on

Stay here

Looks like everything is in order to me.

Yeah, we can release them without further charges.

Yes sir.

Here you go.

Uh - you’re free to go

Sorry about that

Hello I was saying that Police released us

I know,

Sorry

why are you apologising?

You are doing your job after all; brother

what did you call me? Brother?

Did you call me your brother?

I’ve been in London for so long;

this is the first time I was called that.

Then can we leave, brother?

Where will you go? Do you have have anywhere to go?

Do you even have any money in your pockets?

Hmm! Leave!

Till some arrangements can be made,

stay at my place.

Um - at your house?

Hehehe, nothing to be afraid of

I’ll personally ensure that you get back home.

You can stay at your brother’s place for the time being.

Fine?

So Sudhir Bro is happens to be my Brother-in-law? Umm,

who is staying since 20 years, ruling everyone.

But Jaan dear, why you heard this story after the ages?

I don’t understand anything!

Hehe, you’ll understand everything on proper time.

May I come in brother-in-law?

What do you want?

You asked me last day that why did I elope from home...

I couldn’t say the truth in front of them,

Today I want to share it with you,

Tell me why did you escape?

If I didn’t escape from the house,

you’d get signed from me on a paper

And I would have died after this signature

Who told you these?

Shanti sister

Shanti?

What did she say?

She threatened me that...

instead of you I should transfer all of the wealth to her only.

Otherwise she’ll poison me to death.

She said all these stuffs?

Yes, she said “I will kill you with poison,

and will kill your Sudhir Bro too”

Then I’ll enjoy this whole wealth alone!

Inauspicious lady!

After destroying her in-law family, now she wants to enjoy the whole of the assets of this house!

What?

Not only that, he said

“After destroying her in-law house, now she wants to enjoy the whole of the assets of this house”.

He said all these stuffs?

Sudhir?

Can I tolerate that someone will overthrow my mom from my house?

You don’t worry.

When next time Lawyer will come here to get signed from you,

I will be here.

I’ll see what he does!

And don’t tell anyone that you have shared me everything. Umm?

Umm,

who?

- Hey leave na. - Me, Bunty Bro, it’s me.

Bro Bunty, shall I massage your body?

Oh Ujan?

Ya come come and massage me well.

Urghh… Oh God!

Hey what are you doing?

I massaged your back!

I don’t need, don’t need to massage my back.

Go and bring a cup of tea for me!

Why? You swine!

Am I a servant of your father?

What did you say?

I am saying that Am I a servant of your father?

You son of Shanti!

You are taking my father’s name? Hey you!

Get up!

I have just taken your father’s name now;

you’ll get to see how many other names I am going to take.

Get up, get up!

Now I’ll skin you.

Hey you!

Oh my God!

What’s the matter?

Why you guys are making noise at break of day?

Uncle, uncle, oh uncle! This guy is very dangerous!

Just a minute back he beats me like a hell!

What’s the meaning of “beats like hell” brother-in-law?

After enter the room I saw Bunty bro...

is trying to swim on the floor and shouting repeatedly.

I just helped him to get up on the bed.

Is it called “beats like hell?”

Uncle he’s lying completely.

I just asked him to bring a cup of tea for me.

He answered me that

“Am I your father’s servant? You son of Shanti!”

and then he starts beating me.

He again said about beats like a hell.

And why you’ll ask me to bring tea, I enter the room with a cup of tea only!

There it is.

Uncle, uncle, uncle, he is lying completely uncle!

Shut up! Just shut up.

Your condition is because of your regular alcohol consumption.

- No uncle. - From today onwards your drinking habit...

will be prohibited, that’s it.

- Uncle, I don’t do anything. - Hey where are your alcohol bottles?

Hey hey Hey Ujan.

Don’t you dare touch them.

Brother-in-law? These are called alcohol?

Yes, these are called alcohol

Oh I thought these are juice.

Go and keep these bottles in my room.

- Uncle please uncle. - Shut up.

Don’t utter a word.

- Brother-in-law? - Hmm?

What’s the meaning of beating like hell?

Keep these bottles in my room. I will explain. Go.

Okay okay.

- Uncle please believe... - Hey don’t utter a word.

Shit

May I come in?

Oh Mr. Lawyer has come. Please come.

Uncle? Mr Lawyer has come at early morning?

What’s the matter?

I know the matter.

He thought that while we are sleeping...

he’ll get signed everything from Ujan by Mr. Lawyer.

Don’t over react sister.

Shut up!

The man who can plan to throw away his own sister he can do anything.

That’s the best I could do. The best!

A sister who can plan poison his own brother,

she should be abandoned from the house.

Don’t talk this rubbish!

Haven’t you said that I am an inauspicious lady?

I have an idea that this kind a showdown could be possible in slum area only.

But if people get to know that what are real condition of this type of so called wealthy family!

- I will say it again and again! - Oh, one moment one moment.

Hey Uncle who told you that mom has told these stuffs about you?

Ujan.

And mom?

Who told you that Uncle has told these stuffs about you?

Ujan!

Ujan!

That means Ujan is trying to split you.

Ujan?

Is he so clever?

- Where is that snakelet, bring him to me? - Here brother-in-law!

Ahhh! He was sleeping under a rock till now,

now he’s finally come out of his skin.

Pooft!

To strike.

So? Should I?

You’ve become arrogant after going to London.

Speaking out of line, way out of line! Haat!

Haha!

So brother-in-law? Pooft!

How did you like the strike?

Yes? Haha!

Jaan? What are you doing?

Why are you doing this?

Don’t you worry, sis.

What had to happen is happening.

A blunt rock if struck every day eventually becomes sharp.

I was beaten till now,

I’ll be doing the beating now.

No brother mine, what’s done is done,

don’t you do anything. Don’t do anything.

Ujan!

Hey! Ohhh -

E Ujan!

Ujan, what are you doing?

Oww! Oh my God!

Ohh, o Bunty! He’s hitting your uncle!

E Ujan stop!

Ujan - don’t be like this dear.

Am I not like your mother?

Like my mother?

Mother! Mother! Mother!

So Shanti’s son?

What’ll happen with you?

Uncle uncle, sorry -

Hold your ears and start some sit-ups.

Ei hold your ear, hold your ear!

Hmm!

Let’s start!

One!

Two!

Three!

Hmm! Very good!

Continue!

Five -Hey!

Ahh - I got this paper to be signed by you.

It’s not needed anymore. I’ll take my leave, okay?

Not at all!

Long live Rajababu, - They’ve come.

Do one thing,

bring the official papers of all the farmers.

Hmm Okay.

Come on get up my Brother-in-law, get up.

Yes, hey stop.

Let’s go.

There our Raja babu!

Namaskar.

Namaskar namaskar.

I am greeting my pranam & salam to all the native of Kusumpur.

A few days back some people fooled Mr. Ujan Chowdhury,

even they cheated all the inhabitants of Kusumpur.

Even they made understand everyone that it’ll help to flourish the village.

But it was wrong.

Now, today on behalf of Ujan Chowdhury all the official papers will return to you.

Long live Rajababu,

long live Rajababu.

Sister, please come here once.

Me?

Please hand over the papers to them.

- Long live Ujan babu long live. - In spite of so many people, why me?

You are the only daughter of this chowdhury family,

and daughters are the Goddess of wealth in the house.

Spread your blessings to all, Sister.

Come dear sister.

Poltu Polley,

Here. give it tp him.

Take it.

Long live Rajababu. Long live Rajababu

Long live Rajababu. Long live Rajababu

It’s not connecting!

Leave it, you won’t get him!

Won’t I get him!

Who knows what he’s doing, what he’s eating in that foreign land!

I don’t even know if he’s in danger or not!

Oh, why will he be in danger!

Why are you worrying so much,

Runa’s there with him,

why will there be any danger?

There is, ah - - Wait.

Here, here Bhai has just called!

Now, talk with him.

I have nothing to say.

Oh, is there any need to be angry like that?

Wait wait wait!

Bhai! Have you returned or are you still in London?

I returned back, but to a different place.

Where?

Kusumpur.

Kusum - - Don’t tell Ammi anything.

Come to Kusumpur tomorrow. And listen,

hand the phone to Ammi once.

Here, take it.

Na! I told you to tell him. I have nothing to say, tell him that!

What, you have nothing to say?

Okay I’ll tell him that.

He was saying that he’s been feeling uneasy from yesterday.

Oh lord!

Hello? So I was saying that,

take two bulbs of garlic and eat it up.

Then drink a glass of water, you’ll feel fine immediately.

Won’t you talk with me, Ammi?

Na! I haven’t seen you for how long now?

Don’t I worry myself for you?

What do you care?

Do you even worry about me?

How long do you even think about your Ammi?

Not a single son in this world tell his mom, “Ma, I love you.”

Since this love is so deep, it remains unspoken.

I won’t say that out aloud as well,

however angry you may get.

You’ve learnt a lot of big words, haven’t you?

When will you return back to me?

I’ll return.

I’ve dragged myself into some really important work.

I’ll return as soon as it’s over.

That’s fine.

I can see that the third is a perfect date.

And What a surprise, there’s not a better date after that.

I’m not a professional though.

What is your priest recommending?

Yes hold on, he’s right here in front of us.

Aabb - Head priest can you please check,

he just informed that there’s a good date on the third,

- and none better after that. Can you confirm? - Looking into it.

Yes, I can’t see a better date after the third.

Yes, he agrees.

Then why wait, let’s get it done!

Yes! Hey hey hey - Arunima?

Hmm?

You don’t have any problem, any objections right?

If Ujan gets married on the third?

What objection would I have?

Yes, then it’s settled,

Ujan’s sister has no objection,

then let the wedding take place on the third?

What a surprise! Let it! Hahahaha!

So, oh Ronodeep babu?

- Yes? - There was a request.

- Name it! - I mean, if by breaking the rules,

the wedding takes place here?

I mean, if the wedding is done from here, would you have any objection?

Absolutely not! Aditya’s spirit would be in peace as well.

Hahahaha, then it’s settled?

Yes, we’ll be meeting soon?

Hmm, really soon!

Thank you thank you, Ronodeep babu, thank you.

Now here’s our Ujan babu!

Here Ujan babu, I just had a talk with Ronodeep babu on the phone.

Your wedding has been decided to be held on the third of next month, hehehe.

So? You don’t have any problem, right?

- Wedding? - Yes?

Yes, wedding!

It’s a long time dream for my brother to be married!

A pretty girl like Hiya will come here as a bride.

So much fun, its Jaan uncle’s wedding!

Hehe yes! Make merry, its Jaan uncle’s wedding!

Ei we have to prepare fast, a lot needs to be done!

There’s only a few more days, hey sis come here come here!

Oh, there’s so much work left!

Listen, we have to finish up our shopping by then.

Damn! it’s not even behind the almirah!

Where did you keep the passports?

Tell me honestly, where?

Yes, where did you keep the passport?

Passport?

I was saying, the passport’s lost, you won’t find it.

- You’ve lost it? - Hmm.

You’ve lost your passport?

This is the biggest problem in this country! Yes?

People come over, and then tear up their passports!

Then they start living here as local citizens,

and start overpopulating.

This is the biggest crime here!

I was offered a job to prevent precisely this!

And now in my house,

oh the trouble I’ve got into - you guys lost your passports!

- Oh brother? - Yes?

I’m insisting, nothing will happen, don’t you cry.

Nothing will happen?

Yes! You have no one else here.

Who said that?!

Can’t you keep the both of us for the rest of your life?

What?

We’ll stay here?

What?

- We’ll start a family. - A family?

We’ll have children - - Children!

They’ll start calling you “Uncle Uncle!”

Uncle uncle uncle, they’ll start calling me everything under the house!

For what bad luck did I let you stay here, eat here?!

My emotion will result in my demotion!

The trouble I get into!

Who knows what’ll happen to my job.

Hehehe!

Lord! May I keep my job!

May I let them go back home.

What?

What’s that hanging on the tree?

Oh dear! What have you done?!

My name is Bhombol Koley.

What is going on, Uncle?

I can’t even recognize you anymore.

You’ve completely flipped

To be flipped, and to flip, don’t you understand the difference, Bunty?

Hah!

You’re worthless.

Hello?

Am I talking to Sudhir Mitra?

Yes?

I got your number after calling Kusumpur police department.

I’m calling from London.

Are you Ujan Chowdhury’s local guardian?

Yes, tell me why?

Long story!

Ujan Chowdhury has entered my house and refuses to leave!

Immediately take him back home!

Hold on for a bit.

- What? - Hold.

What nonsense are you spewing?

Ujan Chowdhury’s walking around right in front of me.

That can’t be true!

He’s tap dancing on my chest right now!

And you’re saying that he’s over there!

A man of limited intellect like him could take me for such a ride...

was unimaginable for me.

A man of limited intellect?

Yes, he tells me that, “I won’t return back home! Brother-in-law will beat me!

Okay. Do something, Mister -

Bhombol Koley.

Yes Mr. Bhombol Koley,

my people will take them away from there within a couple of days.

That’s their responsibility.

Thank you! Thank you!

What’s wrong uncle, what’s the case?

I have to urgently go to London.

You might have to go as well.

London? Why?

Tu tu tu tu, wait wait wait wait,

bro wait, bro bro.

Oh brother, oh brother!

Yes, what is it?

- Which way is Kusumpur’s Zamindar house? - Right there.

Oi Bala!

Oye bro, e boss! One minute. Here bro, here.

Coming, there there bro! Here bro!

Oh dear! Oh, it’s so slippery!

You set down in London and rose up here!

- I couldn’t even imagine - It’s a long story.

Will tell you everything.

I was saying, Runa will be mighty happy on seeing me here.

Runa?

Yes, why? Runa isn’t with you?

Haat!

Why would Runa be with me?

Why would Runa be with you!

I saw how the both of you romanced in London,

I thought that you guys had married and were in hiding here.

You can’t go back to Ajad colony.

I’ll slap you right on the ear.

You’ve fabricated your own tales now?

What tale?

Anyway, Runa hasn’t returned from London?

Huh?

What are you getting at?

Huh!

She missed the plane with you!

Oh damn!

Hey Runaaa!

Hello?

Hey Jamai da? Runa -

that is my assistant, hasn’t returned from London, aren’t you at all worried?

Huh!

What kind of a production manager are you?

You stayed back with her.

I figured that maybe the both of you were spending your holiday together.

Give me the line producer’s number instead of trash talking.

I am here, Runa stayed back.

What? Wait wait,

I’m in Sikkim right now. I’ll send you the number.

Hello?

Hello. I’m the dresser Bhai speaking.

Yes, speak?

My assistant, that girl, Runa?

Hmm?

She’s stayed back there, hasn’t returned.

What?

Can you please find something out?

Oh dear,

This has happened five-six days back. You’re telling this to me now?

Oh bro, a mistake can happen in such a big unit?

Listen, she can’t roam around in the streets of England for five or six days.

I think the police have taken her under custody;

I’ll check and will get back to you.

I don’t understand anything.

Bala, it’s a long story.

Let me share you everything.

Yes, we did arrest them,

but after we released them.

Bhombol took them back to his place,

and is probably trying to take them back to India.

Oh, I see.

Can I get Mr. Bhombol’s address?

Sure. Sir, can I get some paper, please?

Thank you.

Oh good God!

It’s a big story!

It happened in cinema only.

Happened in real life too.

You’ll realise this only after facing quandary like this.

What’s the quandary?

You love Hiya, Hiya loves you.

Clean and simple matter.

Now perform all the rituals of marriage and get married!

Oh ho you don’t understand.

Hiya thinks I'm Ujan.

But I am not him.

And I will marry by a lie?

My mind is not supporting me.

Listen bro, do one thing.

You tell everything to Hiya and

after listening all these if she is agreed to marry you that’ll be best then.

- And what if she rejects my proposal? - Amm...

Hiya?

Listen, I have something important to discuss.

No discussions now. Your first night’s two days away,

discuss everything then.

It’s really urgent, please.

- How can I talk, everyone’s here -? - Oh,

someone hold Ujan babu and smear turmeric on him with Hiya! Hold!

Hmm, did you say this?

The number you are calling is switched off.

Hey look our groom is observing our bride’s get up!

Hiya, it’s really something important to discuss

Hey dear Jaan, you are here

and I am searching you all over the house. Let’s go let’s go, you have to get ready

But I need to talk to...

My brother got completely carried away for you

The groom’s here

Please take your seat dear

Hmm.

Now tell me what I have to do

(Reciting mantras)

Give?

- How will I give? - Grandpa,

Baba’s calling you.

(Reciting mantras)

Okay okay, wait - wait a bit.

Something important - - That’s fine.

Wait, I’ll be back.

Coming.

Get up. Get up get up get up.

You Cheater, Loafer!

You didn’t get anyone else to swindle?

How surprising! You only noticed my girl?

Please try to...

You thought no one will know?

What did you think?

Why you - - Ronodeep uncle!

What are you saying?

Who gave you the right to say this to Ujan?

He’s not Ujan, Arunima He’s Bhai, from Aajad Colony!

He looks just like Ujan,

What a surprise!

He tricked you by using that as a weapon,

tricked us - tricked my daughter.

He tried to nab this entire wealth.

- I don’t believe a word of this. - Neither did I at first.

Sudhir babu however, has all the proof.

Sudhir babu?

Bring his mother here.

Shanti?

Ajan!

Ajan?

You married without informing me, dear?

You didn’t inform me after returning from London,

you said you had some work.

Is this your work?

You married without informing me?

Why did you do this? Oh dear, tell me why?

Am I not your Ammi, yes?

Believe me Amma, I have done nothing wrong.

While trying to protest against wrong doing...

I don’t know when I got entangled in this web of shadows

even I couldn’t realize it, Ammi.

No.

If you really aren’t Ujan, then answer one question.

Where is our Ujan?

Even if he doesn’t answer that question, I can.

I got an errant call,

where I was informed that

Ujan Chowdhury ran away from home on the twenty eighth of March,

and that he was murdered in Kusumpur by this Bhai.

He then took his passport and visa and left for London.

He trapped Hiya mam there.

Then to take over the Kusumpur Zamindari wealth, he returned back here.

See, see these are all lies

The truth can be decided on later.

For now, come to the station for some questioning.

You can’t arrest me on some errant rumours.

I told you, it’s not an arrest. Just questioning.

Hey! Take him to the Jeep.

Hey catch him, catch him, and catch him!

Dad!

Where does he go?

Who knows?

Came to this side I guess

Shall we search that side?

Yes can do that

Sir's coming!

Hey! Did you get him?

Cannot understand anything

Worthless

What shall I answer to Mr. Sudhir now?

Will have to find him out by any mean.

Sir! Let’s go

Get into the car!

Don’t cry darling,

please don’t cry.

How’ll you know that this fraud is cheating us!

And what a surprise that even I couldn’t realize.

Such a bad boy.

Someone who lies to his mother

Oh, sir?

Miss Sumita’s body hasn’t been released yet,

but - Sir was saying that...

I know.

One child couldn’t be saved.

Yes, will you take his responsibility?

Hiya? A mistake is being made somewhere

What’s wrong, Dad?

We have to go somewhere immediately.

Or else something major may go down.

What mistake?

Bro, this boy is extremely dangerous.

He bluffed everyone, even you got cheated.

All’s well that ends well sister.

Lookalike Ujan ran away from police and facing a severe issue.

Now I will murder the real Ujan Chowdhury and will blame the fraud one! Haha

The boy isn’t dead yet? Still alive?

Yes! Our goons have taken hostage of him with his girlfriend in London.

I am going there.

After completing of the official work, will dunk him on the river.

I have sent Bunty already.

I don’t know.

I don’t know anything - I know nothing.

Just make sure that my son stays out of the police’s hands.

What a surprise, please don’t withhold anything now.

So many lives will be wasted;

your son’s as well.

No no - don’t say that.

Sister, please tell us.

Don’t say that my son will be -

I won’t be able to live if something happens to him.

Then open up about this - please.

That day -

That day -

after having that conversation with you in the hospital -

If he gets to know that I didn’t give birth to him -

he won’t call me Ammi anymore.

Won’t call me Ammi anymore!

What are you saying?

When lord Krishna got to know about Devaki,

did he stop calling Yashoda as his mother?

The bit I know about him, he’ll call you Ammi for the rest of his life.

Ammi?

Everything.

I heard everything.

Even after listening I can say that,

I was born in a Hindu home,

I grew up in a Muslim home,

I swear on both of the religions that,

you were my Ammi,

are my Ammi,

will be my Ammi.

Ammi! Ammi!

Brother?

Now tell me, where is my Ujan?

The police are saying that he -

Believe me sister, I didn’t - - Bhai!

Bhai! Ujan is alive, he isn’t dead, and he’s alive.

- Yes yes! He’s alive! - What are you saying?

Yes! Sudhir Babu? Sudhir Babu has trapped him.

Runa is with him!

Runa is with him.

Where are they?

In London!

London?

Yes yes!

Sudhir babu’s goons have kidnapped them.

And after the will is signed, he has planned to murder Jaan.

Oh lord.

What will I do now?

Bhai, how will I save Jaan?

Don’t be afraid sister,

Jaan had his sister till now,

now Jaan will have his Bhai by his side.

I’ll rescue him even if he’s kept underground.

We shouldn’t delay this any longer.

We have to leave for London by tonight.

But the police are hunting for me.

Don’t you worry at all, dear?

I’ll make the arrangements.

When I saw that along with Runa - They were taking you also, I was shocked.

I understood everything only after calling you.

Do you know the place where they’ve kept Ujan and Runa?

I’ve memorised the place.

Go on ahead, I’ll bring the police.

Okay. Let’s go. Come. Come.

Brother-in-law!

If you sign here - you can go up even quicker, Ujan.

Let us go, brother-in-law.

I’ll sign wherever you want me to.

There! That’s like a good boy.

Bunty? Tell them to lower them.

Hey, you! Put them down.

What are they making you sign, Ujan?

For my estate!

I don’t want that.

I don’t want anything.

Don’t you sign it, Ujan.

What? I won’t sign?

Here Ujan, you can go when you sign this.

Nah!

I won’t sign.

Oh silly boy.

Are you playing with me? Bunty?

An innocent girl is getting hurt because of you, Ujan.

I heard that you really like her.

You should sign this for her at least.

No Ujan, don’t you sign this.

We may not live together, but we can die together.

You’re absolutely right, sweetie.

The both of you have to die.

Since there’s no one here who can save you.

Hey! What do you think you’re doi - aah!

I’ve been trying to mollycoddle you for so long and yet you don’t understand.

This is the last time I am asking, will you sign or not.

No. I won’t.

Won’t?

Open him up.

Runa!

Haat!

Go! Go!

Ujan!

Now to arrange for her ascension.

Don’t do anything to her.

Don’t do anything to her.

Don’t do anything to her.

Hey! Once you saw your father dying in front of your eyes.

Now you’ll see the same for your lover.

No!

No, No, let her go! Don’t do anything to her!

Nothing will happen to me, don’t you sign, Ujan!

If you don’t sign, they won’t be able to do anything.

Okay.

That means it’s you, who taught him everything.

Then see what happens to her now.

Bunty, lift her up.

Hey David, pull her up!

Runa! Runa!

Ujan!

Don’t let her be in any more pain brother-in-law;

Don’t let her be in any more pain brother-in-law;

Let her go, let her go.

I’ll sign wherever you want me to.

Bunty tell him to stop.

Stop.

Sign here.

Hey, Sudhir bro!

What did you think?

You’ll play games here and no one will find you out?

Huh! You’re dumb with four letters!

Hot damn, Bhai is here to save Jaan!

Bhai?

Bhai?

Hello brother!

Hey, what are you waiting for? Kill him.

Kill him!

Don’t do anything rash!

Ujan

Ujan!

Hey! I’ll take off your ears today!

Listen bro, leave fast and tell Dad about this location.

We’ll handle it here. Okay,

You be careful. Okay.

Go go go, go! Get him!

Hey! Bring him here!

Listen, I’ll lower down the car.

Open up Runa’s binds then.

Yes.

Come, shh!

Come! Sign here!

Write! Sign here! Write!

Hey! Sign here!

Hey sign here!

- Riuna! - Hands up.

Good job, Good job!

Sister!

Bunty! Tell them to lock this up with the police officer in the cage.

First to make sure the signature is done, and then I’ll handle everyone!

Hey sign here!

Put him in the cage!

No! You can’t do this.

I can do everything, Arunima.

I’ve been waiting for this property for twenty years.

I can do anything to win this game here.

If need be, I can finish you as well. No!

No, brother-in-law! Don’t harm Didi!

I’ll sign! I’ll sign!

Hey Sudhir bro, you bastard! If you have the guts open the gates, thoo!

Hey Bunty, make sure he signs fast!

Do it! Sign it!

Hey! You’re spitting on the will, you bastard?

Hot damn!

- Do you get it, uncle? - Yes nephew!

One video, two machines!

- The same scene in both places? - Yes!

Yes? Now sign this! Do it I say!

Hold his hand, I’ll see the rest.

Sign it! Sign it hey!

Do one thing! Hit me!

Hit me! He’ll hit them!

C’mon nephew, hit me! Nephew hit me now!

Hit me! Wait a minute - here, hit me! Hit me! Hit me!

Hot damn!

Brother! Do what I do!

Hit me nephew, hit me!

Nephew hit me a bit softly.

Oh God!

Jaan look at this!

Bhai!

Don’t hit me anymore, nephew!

Listen to what I say! Oiii!

Jaan, behind you!

Brother? Brother come out.

Come out!

Sorry uncle!

Oh dear!

So Sudhir bro?

You’ve tortured my brother till now?

Now it’s Ujan’s turn

Hey!

Your games are up.

You’ve played a lot.

If you don’t sign the papers now,

then I’ll shoot all of you like dogs.

The way I shot your father.

You can’t scare me anymore brother-in-law.

I won’t sign.

If you don’t sign, your father will.

First I’ll shoot your sister.

Then I’ll shoot your brother.

And then…

Why didn’t you tell me this dangerous truth for so long?

Why do you bear everything so quietly?

Why were you quiet, Ujan?

Sister? Sister? Sister?

What have you done? What have you done?

I’ve done what was needed to be done.

Should have done these ages ago.

Sister! Hand me the gun! Give me the gun now!

I am at fault, I should - - Quiet!

You didn’t do anything! I did what was done!

- What is it, dear? - Dad?

Are all of you alright?

Bhombol! Are you okay?

I’m okay! Please keep it!

- What a surprise! How - how did this happen?

How did this happen?

They were being too much!

So had to resort to shooting them!

Officer Sir, he’s the main culprit!

He shot me, so I had no choice.

I shoot shoot shoot!

Aah, I think they have believed the trick

Bhai?

Let’s go back to home.

Home?

Hmm.

Where?

Why? In your own home. Kusumpur.

Thank God! Let’s go.

What a surprise, nobody has come

I was punctual during my marriage

Bhai, Sir! Where are you gone!

What are they wearing!

Hey hey hey

What a surprise

Hey which one?

What a surprise!

I can’t identify them

Do you identify Hiya?

Hey Runa!

Hello Lawyer Sir, do you identify?

They look same!

Damn! Both of them are same!

Sorry Uncle!

Hey Arunima, definitely you can identify them?

Yes, I do

This is Bhai, this is Jaan

Uh hmm, this is Bhai, this is Jaan

God! Wait!

It’ll be proved right now

Really?

Aah ha

Hey Runa go…

Go

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I said... he is Bhai...