Original subtitles

'Happy-go-lucky youth club'

"Happy-go-lucky youngsters' club Brotherhood of cool and savvy hub"

"Foot loose and fancy free federation They're a 'no worry no cry' fraction"

Hey! Why did you stop the lorry?

Only 3 loads have been delivered since morning

Look boss, a lorry is heading towards us and has the headlights on

Don't we have head lights? Switch it on and drive, da

He's inviting the malefic effects of Saturn!

God knows whose head will roll?!

Hey! Are you blind? Didn't I signal you to give way?

Hey! You switched on only your headlights

But we switched on headlight, tube-light, the whole works!

Didn't you notice?

Don't be a smart alec! Will you reverse or not?

What?! Reverse?!

Do you know who I am?

What do you take Sivanandi for?

Lord Siva Himself!

Who do you think our Palani Andavar is?

Lord Muruga Himself

Why are you dragging Gods into your fight?

One of you give way and solve the issue

Why tell me?

Tell that shameless Sivanandi's lorry driver

What? Me...shameless?

When our Sivanandi walks past...

...even the temple tower will bend and greet him at the entrance!

Such is the respect and dignity he commands!

Last year when his bull lost in the 'bull taming sport'...

...Palani Andavar, killed his bull to retain his honor

Does he rise in one's estimation just because he killed his bull?

When his own daughter eloped with some chap...

...Sivanandi killed his own flesh and blood without any qualms!

Killing you will be child's play for him!

Are you threatening me?! Let me see you do it

And now you have damaged my prized lorry

My head!

I'll kill you today

Aiyo! Never thought it would be my head that would roll!!

Usually in a fight in your area you'll chop each others' limbs

This is so juvenile, breaking skulls!

Just give me your go-ahead I'll chop this fellow's head off

Who are you to chop my head? I'll shoot you down before that

Sir

You have the audacity to create public nuisance

And then you threaten to chop up all organs?

- What is your problem? - You be the judge, sir

Who is braver of the two? One who killed his bull?

Or Sivanandi who killed his own daughter?

Trying to bait me!

You and your silly squabbles

If I see you here again I'll skin you alive! Get out!

- Sir?! - Now what?

What a fantastic case fell into your hands

That fellow claims his boss killed a bull

This fellow brags his friend killed his daughter

Sir, I feel this is very important

Yov! They are just drunkards blabbering some utter rubbish

Why do you fall for that?

Drunkards are the ones who reveal secrets about regional news now

Sivanandi is a big shot here

No one has ever complained about him

So what? Let us open a case claiming we got an anonymous letter

Frankly sir, I am fed up of being tagged as '2 striped head constable'

How long will you remain an inspector?

Until I hear the good news you are the Superintendent of Police of Dindigul...

...I won't sleep peacefully, sir

- Okay, enquire and let me know - Okay, sir!

Brother! A tea for me, please

Tell me about Sivanandi, bro Is he a big shot here?

Big shot? He's notorious!

He has a dagger tucked in his waist

He'll slit your adam's apple when you are talking to him!

Those two kids were just having fun

His false ego made him kill his own daughter

If you continue enquiring...

...he'll slit your throat too Just vanish from here

Hey! You were enquiring about Sivanandi to everyone

Who are you, da?

You don't look like an ice-cream seller

Are you related to Palani Andavan?

Why are you silent?

Are you an astrologer planning black magic on Sivanandi?

No! I'm a policeman

Oh God!

Why are the police after Sivanandi?

He killed his daughter, didn't he?

Someone has reported this

They've come to nab him

Wonder what will happen now

Come inside

- Greetings, madam - Greetings, sir

We want to meet your husband

Please sit

Selakkari, Moonuchami, Yaanaisami, Ponnanga, Vaadikaruppu...

...Aandaracha, Ochandamma, Gods and Goddesses, protect all our people

- Greetings, sir - Greetings

Please sit down

Did you serve our guests any refreshments?

- No, I'll do right now - I'll be back in a moment

Crows...come and eat my sacred offering

Now tell me What is the matter?

6 months ago your daughter and her lover eloped it seems

We heard a rumor in our office that you killed your daughter

Till yesterday we had no reason to believe it

On enquiring we know only of the elopement

But we have not received any complaint from you

People associated with you are being very evasive

We've come directly only on the basis of a suspicion

Just say 'no' and we'll report this as wrong information to our senior

What do you say?

Did you kill your daughter?

Yes

I killed her

Move aside

Yes sir, he has himself accepted the crime

The incident took place Megamalai inside the Manalar forest

Yes sir, the ambulance is here Post mortem team is also here

I'll call as soon as I reach the spot

Thank you, sir

'If we choose to talk about Sivanandi we can go on and on non-stop!'

'His family has been affluent for many generations'

'He's the only one who owns a rifle in this area'

'Although he has 3 daughters he considers the rifle as his son!'

'When he rides around with the rifle, he feels...'

'...as if the Indian Army is following him'

'However busy he may be or even if a thunder storm hits...'

'...Saturdays are set aside to go hunting with his 'Famous 4' friends'

'Even now to renew the license for his rifle...'

'...he's now at the police station'

Sivanandi, did you get wet in the rain?

You might catch a cold

Let me get some herbs for you

Just go in for steam inhalation

- And all will be well! - You and your archaic medicine!

When has cold ever caught him?

Even Saturn that bestows trouble runs away from him in fear!

How can a common cold catch hold of our 'bro'?

You are all dumb, morons!

Just like we all love him, common cold also feels the same!

'This is how they'll glorify Sivanandi even if he sneezes!'

'Sivanandi and his 'Famous 4' clan are as inseparable as finger and thumb!'

If we hear a bang however faint we suspect only you automatically

Why do you need a rifle? Just surrender it

Even before the British gave India her freedom...

...they gifted this rifle to my grandfather!

How can I surrender such a precious gift?

Let it be! Tell me where my plantations are located

At the foot of the hills

So, if wild animals intrude, can I drive them away with my bare fingers?

All this is frivolous talk

This rifle represents my honor

'Not just his rifle'

'This village is named after Sivanandi's grandfather'

'Silukkuvarpatti'

'A village with a single road lined by tamarind trees'

'When it became 4-lanes, it progressed in leaps and bounds'

'When real estate escalated not just the villagers' speech...'

'...but even their feet became topsy-turvy!'

"By itself a match stick won't ignite until someone kindles it to light"

"Don't buy trouble or fight and flay till someone rubs you the wrong way"

"Don't be just a broom stick but a match stick like a wick"

Hey driver! Honk So he can move

Be quiet! Let him go at his own pace

We are not in a hurry at all Just sit there and be quiet

This is ridiculous! Move aside, man

New habit, huh?

You have the gall to honk at me?!

'Sand from the river, eh?'

Go ahead Move...move

Quick!

You dare use the horn on me? Watch me use my phone

Hello? Sir, is it the revenue officer?

I am Bosepandi from Silukkuvarpatti speaking

Who?

Bosepandi speaking

What's happening in this country, sir?

What are authorities doing? Where is our country heading?

Country is going to the dogs! What's troubling you?

That's exactly what I'm saying

All the sand from the river is being dug and sold in the town

If the sand is depleted from rivers our water table and resources will run dry

In which case your grandchildren and mine will be forced to go to Mars to get water

Is it necessary?

Sir...?

My phone balance depletes just when I want to indulge in social service!

How can you help yourself to river sand?

'President Bosepandi Happy-go-lucky youth club'

Pay Rs 35000 penalty at the office and you can take back your vehicle

It's 10 years since you bought the vehicle

Are you still repaying the loan?

Shut up! I warned you not to horn, did you listen?

Now all because of you I lose Rs 100000!

'I kept it somewhere here'

Isn't this what you are looking for?

Run and bring the rice bowl...quick

Give me a few minutes I'll garnish the gravy

Garnish only now?

Dad, you used to wake up at 6:00 a.m

Nowadays you start your daily chores only at 8

You're becoming lazier by the day

Wonder how he'll prosper in life

Mummy...how on earth did you accept this man?

Pour it right into this

Have you fed the dog?

Not yet, son

Please don't

It might run away in our car to Karaikudi!

Why? Isn't the 'sambar' good?

You call this gravy?

You washed the lentil and poured the remaining water here!

Why do you lie through your nose like this?

You don't seem to understand my problems one bit

You were 2 when your mother died

I've raised you with great difficult-

Who asked you to suffer?

If only you had remarried soon after...

...I'll be eating tasty food dished out by my step mom!

What? Stepmother?

Since everybody is okay, let us proceed with other formalities

'If you let your dad marry this lady, that's it!'

'You'll end up sleeping out of the house'

'Drop your bomb shell!'

Dad...don't get married She looks like a wicked witch

Don't marry her Listen to me, dad

Did I refuse to get re-married?

Did you allow me?

I was only 6 then and just a kid

You should've knocked some sense into my head

If I had married some female...

...then you'd have known the cruelty of a step mom!

That would have been better than this torture

- Get lost! - You get lost too

She'd have refused Don't spin a yarn to me

Greetings, soothsayer She is my eldest daughter

She's getting on in years, but her marriage is not getting fixed

Tell me if she'll get married or not

Is that all? We'll find out right away

My dear beloved Gods and Goddesses residing within me...!

Open your eyes Lord Karuppa

Free her from all the evil spirits, specter, ghosts, ghouls and devils within her

Bless your devotee with a groom, Lord Karuppa

Let me see what my cowries predict!

2 +2=4 It will soon happen

When will it happen?

I'll find that too from Him

4 +4=8

He now says it won't happen

God...you're making him upset, no?

Be precise Don't 'confeese'

Lord Karuppa Tell me now

He is really naughty He's asking for favors

What does He want?

A rooster that crows and one that doesn't

1 kilo of goat's tender meat Either breast or neck portion

Garam masala spice 2 packets

Hooch 1 quarter that Karuppan loves to drink

1 bundle of north Indian cigar

Finally for Lord Karuppa a pair of 'Roben' coolers

Isn't it very hot nowadays?

When you buy all these stuff be careful not to discuss about it

Buy all this, offer it to Him and go without looking back

Within 10 days she'll be a bride 20 days later she'll be pregnant

After 300 days He himself will be born as her son...happy?

If we get a chance to make money like this, we'll also be millionaires!

Did they take away everything?

This is for my youngest son Kodi Wonder where that kid is now?

"A lion causing mayhem He is Duraisingam"

"If he just shows his feet violence takes a back seat"

If I catch someone, I won't let him go without at least 1 punch on his face

My hand!

Do you call yourself a man? Let go of my hand, da

It hurts

Aiyaiyaiyo!

Who are Kodi and Bosepandi?

They shattered my dream

Greetings, sir

Hey! Can't you greet with your hand?

Can't you see my hand is supporting my head?

What about the other hand?

How can I use my left hand, I use for washing my bum, to salute an officer?!

Let's see you repeat?

Have I pinned up a board saying 'salute' for all random passers-by?

Put it on record, I'll greet you only once, don't ask me again, okay?

Greetings, sir

How dare you show your feet at me!

Get up I say

What the hell, sir? Disturbing people who sleep

You want a case, right?

Go straight to Delhi and attack those fellows raping innocent women

Or go to Bombay and catch them planting bombs

Instead, you disturb teenagers in Tamil Nadu sleeping peacefully!

Head constable! Get them

Get up Sleeping eh?

Take your hands off

Ask the Inspector General to come and get me

Oh! You want the IG here, eh?

I am innocent, sir

Let me wear my briefs!

What is all this?

'With Action king Arjun's blessing Republic Day Greetings'

'From Happy-go-lucky youth club'

How is our set-up and get-up sir?

Hindi heroine from Bollywood Isn't she looking superb?

What's her name?

Katrina Kaif Salman's girl

Look over there, sir 'Secretary Kodi, 12th grade'

I'm wearing a head constable's uniform like you...and looking dashing, huh?

You don't even know difference between head constable and superintendent of police

People struggle and get through IPS exams

And you design yourselves to be mock-DSP, huh?

Yeah! Keep hounding us

Is actor Suriya asking you permission before roaring like a police officer?!

What's worse is a music director now claims he is DSP!!

Who is that, bro?

'Sa ri ga ma pa dha ni sa This is D S P'

Don't touch us, sir

We aren't individuals the way you think

We have our own group, ideology and an association of our own

- Association? - Yes!

'Happy-go-lucky youth club'

- President Bosepandi - That's me

- Secretary Kodi - Yeah, me

You think you deserve an association and a board to top it all, huh?

AND a flag?!!

Get all that down and get them inside the van

Sir, don't lay your hands on our club board

Whoever it is, we'll haul him up and make mince meat of him

Touching that board is equal to inviting 'bad luck saturn' for lunch

If you touch that board I won't keep quiet, sir

- I'll immolate myself - Go and take a shower first

He just made a mockery of my sincere speech

Don't jump about too much You'll give us all a free show!

Why are you getting excited?

We'll deal with them legally

Call our legal representative

We'll file a case against these policemen

Sadasivam...!

'These fellows got me to court for just bringing their flag down, eh!'

Do you have a lawyer to defend your case?

Or should the court arrange one for you

Objection, Your honor

Who is this?

Lawyer Veerachamy

Oh! A lawyer, huh?

Honorable Judge

Sun rises in the east always Sundari smartly defends a case

Let a lazy cow plough the land now

Sparks will fly from me My 1st case will create history!

Good, isn't he? He's excelling himself

Naturally!

Our club's blood runs in him, right?

Beautiful bird Like a red bud

My client-

Will you come to the point or not?

My clients belong to VVS (Happy-go-lucky youth club)

Their board and flag were removed by the police

And they were insulted So they are depressed

Therefore I request a compensation of Rs 100000 to be given to them

Not only that Honorable judge

My client's association is recognized by the Government

I wish to submit the necessary documents for your kind perusal

Please hand it over, without dropping it down, dear

That's all Your honor

Inspector Sadasivam the accused in this case is fined a penalty of Rs 5000

He is directed to place the board and flag of VVS back

This is the final judgment of this court

"In Dindugal district well known is Chinnalapatti a panchayat town"

"Our Lion of Silukkuvarpatti has a heart of 24 carat purity"

"He heads this 'happy-go-lucky' new generation party"

Open, sir

"- Love's essence is Mother Teresa - Ahaaa...!"

"- Abdul Kalam for IQ - OhO!"

"- For humility Nelson Mandela - Hip hip huraaah!!"

"Our president Bosepandi gave Rs 500 as charity"

"Really"

"As if it's 500000!"

"Certainly!"

"Our drums of Allinagaram boom and bang...wham!"

"To protect the village is this union To be martyrs of a communion"

"That's so not true, believe me! A gang of holy terrors are we"

"Happy-go-lucky youngsters' den Brotherhood of cool, savvy men"

"Upholding justice and integrity United rebels with cause 'n' clarity"

"What else do I add in this build-up ballad?!"

"Foot loose and fancy free federation They're a 'no worry no cry' fraction"

"We slip in waters deep We never look before we leap"

"Erecting banners all over town we bring the roof down"

"As the wind blows, we'll follow Live like a VIP or super hero"

"We'll set up canopies random For money we'll fight awesome"

"We'll add fuel to the fire in a fight And slightest excuse lend our might"

"In alliterated dialogs we are kings Write poetry for chic chicks"

"To split lovers our aim primary We'll be on a self praising spree"

"We are the VVS party We are very naughty"

"We don't play by the rules as rowdies We are the black sheep in our families"

"Jolly and jubilant junior hub"

"Hey...!?"

"Happy-go-lucky youthful club"

"I'll slice you to pieces!"

"We pounce like brave tigers If you retaliate we reverse"

"Next...?"

"We sleep tirelessly"

"We hunt like brave tigers If glared at, we disperse"

"We sleep shamelessly and talk aimlessly"

"Sunshine and rains alternate Waves foam, storms devastate"

"Trembling, thrilling, rousing Girls send shock coursing"

"Flags flutter, fireworks flare Fun and frolic without a care"

"Wedding or funeral drums echo Bells ring in minds ditto"

"We are unruly"

"Don't play by the rule as rowdy We're the black sheep in our family"

"Young 'ruff n tuff' league of our nation"

"Hey! Kantha...!"

"Cool impish youth organization!"

"This is our true color!"

Sivanandi? Ready for your hunting trip, eh?

Will I be shooting balloons with a rifle?

Ask our youngest daughter to get me some coconut oil?

She's in the shower

Welcome, my dear son-in law

Hey! My lion cub

Father, how are you?

I am fine

Sit...sit my dear grandsons

How's school?

Maa...!

How are you, ma?

Why is he crying?

Welcome, son-in-law

- How are you, Senior Sivanandi? - I'm fine, grandpa

And how is junior Sivanandi?

Dai! Sivanandi

I called your grandson Not you

- How are you, da? - I'm fine, da!

My 3rd baby is a daughter Please take sweets

3rd Lakshmi? (Goddess of fortune)

- Yes - Bless her

Thank you

Help yourself to sweets

We don't celebrate even if 1 daughter is born

You are celebrating even though the third child is a daughter?!

Even if my 5th child is a girl I'll still celebrate happily

I did not mean that

Suppose she elopes with a guy will you still celebrate happily like this?

Why speak inauspiciously on such a happy occasion?

Why are you letting him get away with such temerity?

If he doesn't like what I'm saying let him use his dagger

Do you think he won't?

He sliced my ear...awwwww!

Try throwing it at me

Use a towel to stop the blood

Sivanandi, you are such a big shot

How could you do this?

Is it only your prerogative?!

We can easily wipe out your family

You slit my ear?

I've lost only my ear Not my life

Like I said, if your daughter runs away, what will you do?

If it happens like you said...

...Sivanandi will have his ears slit by you!

Oh God! My ear...!

Go inside and play Run...run

Your daughter and son-in-law have come after a long time

Naturally, how can they come often?

My eldest son-in-law works in the Railways

As what?

Not as a laborer earning a paltry sum of 2000 or 3000

His salary is Rs 40000

How can he take leave often?

My 2nd son-in-law is a doctor

Not the tie-clad doctor who sells concoctions in a bus stand

He owns a hospital

- How awesome! - Understand?

I've somehow settled both my daughters really well

I'm cool and relaxed, Coolmayi

"Sivanandi in mid air is flying with wings in joy flapping!"

- Father, I'm off to school - Okay, dear

- Is she your 3rd daughter? - Haven't you seen her before?

11th grade, eh?

16 years

"Apt time when love can sway...ahaa Right age for running away...oho"

There he comes

Move a bit

I'm well equipped to sit in a bus stop

Full, huh?

Hey, move a bit

- Dai! What? - A little space

You'll come as you wish and we must move, huh?

There's no place for you

At home-

You should have stayed behind at home

Will everything land at your door step?

- What time is the bus? - 8:10

And you come now?

If you missed your bus what will you do?

Supposing the bus left can you catch it?

Aren't these chaps also your age?

What time is your bus?

8.10

- And you? - 8.10

- When did you come? - 3.45 a.m!

Heard that? Now tell me who is sincere!

To be fair, you should have slept right here

Don't you have 'tdecotion' in life?

That's dedication, dude

When angry I can't be making corrections

Keep standing You'll never reform!

You may be president but you need to be punctual

You'll learn only when- You bloody cheat, get up!

I can't give you a seat What time is your bus?

- 8.20 - Mine is at 8.10

I won't travel in your bus and you don't step into mine

My bus is here, dude

'Ramzan wishes to my dear Muslim brothers VVS (Happy-go-lucky youth club)'

'Why didn't I try to wrap up this umbrella?'

- How is my 8.10 bus? - So what now?

I've decided to write

Hey! Get me a paper and pen

Note down now my creative flow!

Go ahead

'Under mid April sun In broad daylight endearingly'

'...the moon smiles at me!'

Super, dude

You superseded literary poet AR Rehman!

Confused-king!

You will blabber anything for a cup of tea!

You are VVS senior You do me the honors!

Nothing doing!

Next bus is mine...8.20

We'll also write, right?!

You talk with spelling mistakes!

Dai! You...huhmm! I can't depend on these gunks

I want a pair of lucky hands to deliver my love poem!

Whom shall I call?

Hey!

Meow!

You! Come here

What?

- Which grade are you in? - 11th

- Who is your class teacher? - Kalyani

Our beer Kalyan-

Nonsense

How convenient! God is great!!

Excuse me

Enough build-up Hand it over, boss

We are late for class, let's go

What is this?

Love letter

Love letter?!

Oh no!! I want to study

I don't have time for all this

If my parents get to know I'm minced mea-

I'll slap you

You thought the letter was for you, huh?

You and your baby-face!

Fit for play school and you want a love letter!

Aren't you Sivanandi's daughter?

Wait, let me report to your father

That you want a love letter from me

- When did I ask you? - Didn't you just now?

That's proof enough

I am going to school now

This letter is for your teacher Kalyani

Give this to her and tell her Bosepandi M.A M.Phil gave it

Aiyaiyo! Teacher will kill me

Aiyaiyo! Then I'm forced to inform your father

All the best

Shall we read it?

Today we are going to talk about Thomas Alva Edison

Lathapandi? What's that in your hand?

Love letter, teacher

Love letter?

Bring it here

Give it to me

All of you step out for some time

Hey! Wait

Under mid-April sun-

Teacher, let me read it out

'Under mid April sun In broad daylight endearingly'

'...the moon smiles at me!'

- And an exclamation mark - Correct, teacher

I'll give you 1 tight slap

Why does a student need a love letter?

Girls going to and from school must walk with bent heads

If you gape at roadside Romeos this is what will happen

Teacher, it isn't for me

It is for you!

For me? Who gave it?

Look out of that window

Hi

1 round?

They are real scumbags

Why did you accept any letter from him?

He forced me to give it to you

Let this remain between you and me

Hello teacher!

Aiyaiyo! He has seen us

Hey! You! Where are you running off?

Did you pass on the letter?

Yes

What did she say?

She asked you to meet her at 8:00 a.m tomorrow

- Good job! - All the best

Calling all young men

Jeans for 1/2 its price just 500

500 bucks T-shirt for just 1/4 rate, only Rs 200

Only the vest is 90 Original price

'What if I meet the teacher in this style?!'

Buy this and even your unrequited love will bloom!

Why is my dog barking so unusually loud?

Okay...okay, he's one of us

Listen to me He is harmless

It's me, Bosepandi

Terror...silence!

Important matter! Come quickly

What's all this?

Teacher...will fall flat!!

You never visit me What's special today?

I just wanted to make sure you are fine

Don't you have a pair of cooling glass?

Let me borrow it

I was wondering why this country mouse is dressed to kill?

You must go this way, man

Is my dress so pathetic that even dogs bark at me?

No, my dear president

Our village dogs are not used to seeing this attire

Mistaking you for a thief they are barking!

Wonder which 'dog' thinks this!!

This dress looks superb, president

Bosepandi, where are you off to?

On my way to Germany on a minor matter

That's where my nephew is selling crispies, convey my regards to him

Wait! You are suddenly decked up this way

Naturally they are flustered

They'll soon get used to this disguise and die

I mean these guys are dying to dress like you!

Attack this wretched 'stove-mouth'

As if no one buys crispies here he had to go all the way to Germany!

So sad!

You are about to drive a teacher out of the school!

'She'll see me like this Fall for me in sheer bliss'

'Then hang herself, poor miss!!'

These teachers are so irresponsible these days

8.30 and they haven't opened the school

Gate won't open even at 10.45

Has the headmaster kicked the bucket?

Not kicked the bucket Nor is he mugged!

Today is October 2nd Gandhi's birthday, you jackass

Wine shops are closed on Gandhi Jayanthi

Are schools also closed?

I know!

1 minute

Okay, smart lady, tell me why is your shop open today?

You've studied M.Phil and you don't know Gandhi's birthday!

I'm just a jujube-seller How will I know?!

Great joke!

Jobless fellow!

Bosepandi...!

Come quickly

Tell me, daddy What is it?

My brother and I are meeting the bank manager for a loan

Go ahead

Will you walk this bull...

...to my brother's farm and tie it there?

What? Me tie this bull?

Rs 1000 worth shirt, pant for Rs 500

800 bucks shoe and if I tug this bull, what'll people think of me?

That you are the next Ramraj the actor!

Won't they talk ill of me?

TRUE

Okay, let uncle take the bull Just fill up this form for me

- He is nicely wedged - I'd rather take this bull

Give me the rope, uncle

No one in our family knows to fill up a form?

We'll get someone

Don't take a dig at my M.A. M.Phil!!

Let us tag this bull to the coconut grove

Don't spoil my image, Bosepandi to tag me in your fake M.Phil degree!

'How is he my friend and still he hits the bull's eye with such clarity?!'

'He's on plan mode'

Uncle's grove has palm trees over laden with tender coconuts

Naturally...as if palm trees will bear apples and oranges!

That's what I meant

- Get lost, man - Come with me, man

'This man will tear my reputation to shreds if he sees me like this'

'Kodi is the right choice'!

Secretary, the sun is shining too bright today

My eyes are hurting

Just hold this bull I'll wear my glasses

President, you do your job Let me do the honors

As secretary I am right now jobless

Show me your big head

Love buying trouble!

Super

Whom is he trying to bait?

He's not falling into my trap

Secretary...?

Hey! Now do you want your pant zipped?!

I know your plan, da I'll smash your face

Bosepandi? I too have a couple of buffaloes

Take them also to graze

Answer him

Is he nuts to ask me?

He is asking you

Just because his wife beats him up daily, can you call him nuts?

What do you know about his wife?

Do you know about his wife?

They are more street smart than me

Okay, he's gone

- Gone? - You'll never reform

He's trying to act smart with me!

We usually graze cattle in the afternoons

Very true, president

Why did you stop, 'brother bull'?

You made me come to your school at 8:00 a.m and fooled me royally!?

What do you take me for?

Wear those dark glasses and then I'll tell you

She intends praising my personality

Don't feel jealous, my dear bull

Super!

You win hands down for the ten requirements needed to graze cattle

You bet we are here with our bull and you have King Alexander's horse

Why suddenly emotional?

I can't stand anyone criticizing my friend

Well said, my dear secretary Hold this and watch me attack

You can hold and still attack

'You are happy to put me in a fix!'

Holy cow! Dating and mating, huh?

Why is your sister signaling my brother?

Your brother is only winking at my sister!

She is flashing her 'close-up' smile at him!

She will never drool!

Listen, my brother is a nice person, you know

Don't malign my sister

My brother will look at only foreign breed

- Why are you yelling? - Don't act smart with me

I'll kill you

They are on their own date, dude

You wretched bull!

I delivered punch dialogs for you

Sivanandi's bull has run away with Coolmayi's cow

Has the cow come back?

It's been 1 and 1/2 days and hasn't returned home still

Take it easy, brother

Love lasts 60 days Lust only 30 days

Here it is love 6 hours and lust 30 hours

In 36 hours they'll be back

Whether cattle or people...

...proper care must be taken when they reach maturity

Otherwise they'll make you hang your head in shame

The girl is here

Now you can all take a look

Lathapandi, go inside, dear

Now that you've seen the girl shall we formalize it?

Why must I get married now, ma?

Tell dad I want to study

He won't listen even if God Karuppan requests!

Get dressed quickly

Mother!

Sis, at least you tell him

I want to study Not get married

Listen, I too felt exactly as you do now

At 15, I cried and kicked up a fuss

Am I not happily married and with a kid today?

You have selected an affluent groom

- He is related to our family too - Is it?

But our girl is a little too young

Please think over before you finalize

Are you saying this with temerity because you have a son of your own?

When our teenage daughter goes to school...

...only we parents know the anguish we go through

As parents we know what's good for our girls

You carry on with what you've come for...right?

Listen to me, sis

I have not even finished school

At least you tell our father and convince him, sis

He will never listen to me Don't drag me into this

Sis, please Talk to him

I can't Drape this sari

Go now!

Listen to me

Go

None of you need to

I'll talk to him myself

Hey! Wait

Come with me

Do you like it? I too love it

Let's eat another-

Look at this!

A banner without our own knowledge!

Just like a rifle needs bullets a banner must have our photos

No other hoarding must have-

I have seen this girl somewhere

Yes, her face seems familiar

Where have we seen her?

She's our Sivanandi's daughter Lathapandi

Till yesterday she was going to school

Are they getting her married?

Right!

I think our association has begun its activity

They will get school kids married And even those going to nursery

If not questioned, our Silukkuvarpatti will end up as a garbage-village!

You caught on to a valid point

My problem is not the girl

The 'Famous 4' faces irritate me even more

We should not let this go Call our legal advisor

Legal advisor himself is the one calling, da!

Hey! When did you become a lawyer?

Only last week I submitted my application

Honorable lady officer!

God help me!

This is not the court It's a police station

Speak to the point

Sir?

I'll be right back

Injustice everywhere, madam

Crime against women

Can she carry a baby when she should be carrying books?

If this continues what will happen to growth and progress of women?

Isn't there anyone to question such dastardly acts?

'Is the file also old like this female?'

If our Bharathi had been alive...?

- Bharathi? - Will all this happen?

Bharathi...!

Where is the new generation of women you dreamed of?

Where are the revolutionary women you wrote about?

Here

Excuse me

Leave some for me, dude

Why is he talking like this?

Let him

Madam, according to our law girls can marry only after 18

But in my village, students from schools are being married off

Will you stop this or not?

- Leave it, brother - Not possible

If I elope with a 16 year old will you be quiet?

You will claim I raped her, lock me up, flash it as headlines and humiliate me?

It is a crime even if parents get them married young

Tell her

- I'll be the laughing stock - As if I'm any better

Will you stop this wedding or not?

Accept you can't and I'll go to the commissioner's office

"My dear swan...pure and white! Who runs this hoppers' delight"

"Let's hide and 'seek', my precious What is in your basket, princess?"

Are you joking?

Some jobless fellow complains and you've come to stop the wedding

Right?

Our family is highly respected

Not just you, no one can stop this wedding

Aroma of mutton curry is increasing my hunger pangs!

Would they have cut about 7-8 goats?

This is an affluent wedding They'd have slaughtered at least 15

Mix meat of 2 buffaloes if need be Sivanandi is known for such hospitality

It's sunny over there You'll get tanned, come this way

Good you reminded me Let me go ahead

- No one can beat you in eating - Don't cast your evil eye upon me

We have no wish to stop the wedding

But your daughter is a minor

We know if our daughter is minor or major

Govt. will lay 101 rules We can't nod our heads to all that

If something happens to my girl and we lose our respectability...

...will your Govt. return my lost-dignity to me?

A parent knows when his child should be married

I wouldn't have come if there wasn't a complaint

So many of these jobless men call and inform us

If I don't stop this wedding now, a complaint in another 5 minutes...

...will be registered about me in the commissioner's office

What are you gaping?

Come and serve us soon

We can't answer our hunger pangs!

Hey cook, don't bring us the oil floating gravy on top

Stir it well and get us choicest pieces of meat

People are worried if the wedding will take place or not and you-

Exactly! So serve us food...fast We'll eat happily and disappear

Sivanandi is worried this wedding should go on without a hitch

We are worried we should enjoy this feast without hiccups!

Serve the mutton curry

They must be gluttons of the first order!

Go, I say

Otherwise we'll walk off in a huff

Hey...no

If you stop this yourself only these 4 walls will know

If it reaches the commissioner or collector, it will go out of our control

We'll be forced to arrest you then

It will be flashed across by the media and press, your name will be tarnished

Please understand

Do you have a nerve problem?

Why?

Your hand is trembling to serve when you aren't paying for it!

Come on, serve in lumps, 'domoto'

Now go there

Look at them So cheap

Serve here

Looks like the goat is very mischievous

I must take the bones to my father

Come here, man

Pour the mutton gravy right into this pit, okay?

Hey! This is 'sambar'

Where's the meat curry?

Who said we'll serve meat?

Why blame us for your fertile imagination?

Why should I come here to eat this vegan meal?

I might as well eat at home

Remember you got chased away

Just because you can gobble them by the dozen, don't expect 'parotta'!

I swear my nostrils got a whiff of mutton gravy

Leave it

God has ordained sambar for us today

Yuck!

Sivnandi's daughter's wedding has been stopped

Ask everyone to leave

Looks like they are delayed

Who whistled now?

You'll be kicked whoever it is

Who could be happier than us?

Must be one our members

- Let's give him a post - Definitely

Sir, thank you for respecting my words

And stopping the wedding

I'll take leave

1 minute

I complied to your request

Now do me a favor

I'll do my best

Who complained to you?

Sorry sir, I cannot tell I must follow protocol

Today you might regret what happened

But one day you'll feel it was all for the good

See you, sir

Those juicy mutton pieces they served us...!

My jaws are aching eating so much

First of all I must go home and wash my hands well

The wedding got cancelled after spending 10000000!

10000000?! First hand information?

For these dry banana stalks and dreadful decorations...?

Go and eat a veggie meal

She must be under Sivanandi's pay roll

Look how he is rubbing salt on to our wound?

I have my doubts on the VVS duo

They must be the ones who complained

Be quiet, man!

Pipsqueaks!

They are clueless where Dindigul railway station is!

And you think they'll go to a police station?

I am sure it was Coolmayi

This morning he gestured to me he'll prove he can pull strings

Look there

Thank you, madam

Let me get to the bottom of this

Then he'll know if it is knife or shovel!

I thought I'd never wear this uniform again

Thank God! I escaped

I'm very happy now

Do you know who is the cause for your happiness?

- Who? - Bosepandi

'What's happening in this country, sir?'

'What are authorities doing?'

When he was complaining after seeing your banner, I overhea-

Why do you keep smiling whenever you see me?

Are you trying to flirt with me?

I heard you cancelled my wedding

That's why I thought I should thank you

Don't go around saying I stopped your wedding

I don't like publicity

Do you agree, friend?

One 'nimite'

I stopped the wedding only to make you my personal courier!

Love letters!

I don't like it if you give love letters on scraps of paper

What?

- Teacher won't like it - Oh is that so?

Then how to do the chemistry The Pythagoras theorem

Get her a greeting card along with a chocolate bar

And I'll give it to her

Greeting card and chocolate Seems to be a costly courtship!

"Boy...you strike a chord!"

"Boy...you strike a chord!"

"Painful pleasure you are for sure!"

"Didn't allot or allocate But magic happened innate!"

"You make me lament loud I look but you hide, head bowed"

"Imp with mischief endowed"

"Pleasurable pain You drive me insane"

"Not forewarned or cautioned Of its own accord it happened"

Give this to your teacher

What's it?

Purple ribbon

She's always with her hair let loose

That will not be accepted in my family

She should plait her hair Tie this ribbon and adorn flowers

Ask her to come dressed like that

Okay

Give it to her correctly It's a costly gift

You are the only one who doesn't hassle me after I buy you a cup of tea

I like this approach

Anything for...a cup of tea!

I never called you Why have you come?

I just anticipated your call

Did you give it to the teacher?

Yes and she also returned the favor

Are you getting married again?

Not me

Kalyani teacher

Okay...oka-

Huh?!

Kalyani teacher?

"I figured this world out, my dear I got enlightened in every sphere"

"I raised this child with tender loving care who turned into a venomous snake, I swear"

Teacher ditched you, huh?

If a guy works extra diligently or laments over a lost love...

...he should be expelled from VVS as per our association rules

We dated girls even as 10 year olds

Then why the hell are you teary eyed?

They are discussing about the annual temple festival

Let's get busy with our association work

- Association work? - Yes

That's our priority

Make a banner wishing the teacher well

Make sure our faces stand out

She's an English teacher So show me as Shakespeare!

Come, Sivanandi

Greetings

Please sit

Be seated

What happened?

Sprain in the back, eh?

I'll get the orthopedic doctor

What rubbish!

Sivanandi's body has no bones

They are steel rods twisted together!

How can they break?

Numbskull!

- Okay, leave it - Go ahead...talk

If any of you have ideas about the temple festival...

...please voice it right now

After everything is organized...

...don't nitpick, drink and kick up a ruckus

What can we say, Sivanandi?

You have always decided what is best for us

So whatever you decide is okay with us

Okay, as usual we collect Rs 500 from each house

Friday evening will be fireworks

Carrying pots with red hot charcoals and procession of the deity on Saturday

That night will be a drama on 'Valli's wedding'

This is 100% right

Discussion is over

You can leave now

Wait...!

Born troublemaker!

How can you decide everything?

Be seated

All over again?

Should we not call them?

Who do you want to call now?

VVS...happy-go-lucky youth club

They will take part only if you call them

They are waiting decently outside

"VVS 'no worry no cry' fraction"

"In our area, we are extra special 24 carat gold is our initial"

"We don't worry ever We VVS forever"

Do you think we can leave them out?

Or will they allow you to?

Why smear cow dung in a happy atmosphere?!

Let's include them

Hey! Come VVS members

Lion necessary in a circus Any debate needs our club's consensus

Any problem?

Is any verdict needed in the Panchayat?

Remove your glasses, please

'Green eyed monster!!'

'Dell' me

You heard what was said

Okay with you?

Collect 500, spend 300 and bundle the balance 200

Is that your decision?

Fling it on his face

They threw cow dung just as I said

Stop it!

- I'll kill you - Stop it!

Don't you want to conduct the festival properly this year?

That's exactly what we are asking too!

Move aside

Why are you creating a ruckus? It's not as if he said anything new

We are used to this same rigmarole for past 15 years

They are already flinging cow dung

Don't add fuel to the fire

Hey...stop!

Once upon a time we too kicked up a ruckus and rebelled against our customs

Later we realized all that was foolishness

Bro, ask them their final decision

What is there to decide?

Chinnalapatti town is much smaller than ours

Didn't they arrange song and dance programs?

Even the Poochipatti people conducted and all of you raved about it for a week

We have to travel miles to watch such song and dance programs

If you object to 'song and dance' this time, I'll be forced to leave this land!

- Bosepandi - What else can I do?

This village has the name 'silk' in it But there is hardly any glamour here

This is an insult to youngsters like me

Are we asking to take home dancer 'Dindigul Rita'?

We requested for this old man

For this little boy here

For all the future youngsters

Give it to him

Why late?

Just drink

Keep some for me, dude

Conduct the festival or don't

You remove or retain the folk dances

But we want the song and dance program definitely

Definitely!

Just nod your head and agree

It's been so long since we saw Dindigul Rita!

Take your plate with you

Come

'Is this really Lathapandi?'

'She was such a small girl'

'She is a heart-breaker in a sari'

What are you staring at so intently?

I committed a grave mistake

What is his mistake?

Poor thing!

Lathapandi would be here with a baby by now

We interfered in her life and stopped her wedding

And...?

Now she'll fall in love with me, marry only me and suffer!

So sad...!

When did all this happen?

After I saw her in that sari, my dear friend!

I've made up my mind

I've also made up my mind

Hereafter I won't hang around with you

Get lost

How will a comedian know the value of love?

But a villain knows, my friend!

"Purple...violet...deep blue!"

"Blue ribbon plaited girlie Tell me who your father is, baby"

"Purple ribbon plaited girlie Tell me who your father is, baby"

"Violet ribbon plaited girlie Tell me who your father is, baby"

"Tell me, my girl so cute To him, I must salute"

"Pink...red...crimson"

"Pink faced sweety Pinpoint your mummy"

"Soft as a rose, baby Show me your mummy"

"Wait, my dear missy I'll raise a toast to your mummy"

"Purple...violet...deep blue!"

"Street is a route either way when others walk night and day"

"When you walk the same passage it is headlines on my front page"

"When others smile, to me it seems just okay...ordinary!"

"When you smile and chat with me my temperature shoots to 103!"

"If I see any beautiful face it's boring and common place"

"Lassie, your beauty is unique Like beer it gives me a kick"

"Largest selling beer King fisher, my dear"

"Purple...violet...deep blue!"

Rain showers from the sky The fields reap their harvest

Why should we pay tax to you for nature's work?

Did you come to our fields? Plough and water our lands?

Did you help grind turmeric paste for our women who were playing there?

Shameless wretch of a man!

"When girls rub against me it feels simply jolly"

"When you do the same I forget even my own name!"

"When other girls walk around its equal to the dust on the ground"

"The air when you walk past me feels like an air conditioner made me freeze"

"Others think, dear princess you're full of mischief and jest"

"To my eyes, you'll always be a mausoleum of love, sweety"

"I'll stop now my eulogy!"

Thanks

"Purple...violet...deep blue!"

"Blue ribbon plaited girlie Tell me who your father is, baby"

"Purple ribbon plaited girlie Tell me who your father is, baby"

"Tell me, my girl so cute To him, I must salute"

"Purple...violet...deep blue!"

Hello...hello...hello

The program you've been waiting for anxiously

Dindigul Rita, with her song and dance

Boss...boss

Boss?

'When he's got 1 foot in his grave...!'

Is Dindigul Rita here?

Hey! Is the ambulance waiting for this old man?

In what way will you benefit if Rita comes?

Only if I see her glam-body, will my body burn on the funeral pyre

1 can of petrol will also do the trick

Go and watch in low angle

Bose, I've been waiting for a long time

I'll tell your wife if you are not quiet

Bose, please

Go and make sure your kids study

Hey! What a shame!

Aiyaiyo!

Hello! We should be the ones to cover up!

That's one habit alien to you!

Get ready quickly and come on stage They are yelling impatiently out there

Given the chance, they'll barge in here

You look equally glittery

Why don't we both dance one number?

Hey! I'm feeling shy

Isn't your nose bleeding?

Serves you right!

Height of selfishness!

Hello

Check...check...1-2-3

Meow

It does not work

But does its job well

Raise the volume

More...more...some more

I'll kill you

Raging now Reduce it

Reduce it and maintain that level

Let him blabber

Drink up your tea

What is this?! Drinking tea, eh?

If you drink tea I'll burn you alive

Tea in between work, eh?

Stereo, DTS, Auro 3D All that's in place?

- Everything is here - But nothing seems to be working

Leave it alone

I'll look after DTS for him

I'll look after this for you

Will you? Super

- Just watch me - Hello check...check

- Now reduce it - I've lessened it, dude

Now keep it at that same level

Now I see a slight smile

Sooooper, dude

Learn from him

Hanging on to some old mike set

Look at his grumpy face

Please take your seat

Didn't you change your shirt just now?

Ignore me

'Wonder if someone whacked him on his head?'

'He'll probably loiter shirtless by tomorrow morning'

Read this on the stage and give me a build up

You were on the stage all along

Why didn't you read it out yourself?

This is why you shouldn't employ a local chap

Let me do the honors

Watch how I put you on a pedestal!

Calm down! Silence

To insult...ooops, forgive me inaugurate this program

'Himalaya' of this area

Silukkuvarpatti's pinnacle

VVS President Bosepandi

(Clears throat)

Please speak!

Those of you who work from dawn to dusk...

...making our land a gold mine

My dear farmers

Kids who are here under false pretext!

Old people with 1 foot in the grave

To lure the young men gathered here...

...multicolor powdered faces of girlies!

Why are they clapping for this also?

And those sporting moustaches!

We heartily welcome all of you on behalf of...

...VVS of Silukkuvarpatti

Give a big hand!

My dear ladies and gentlemen who have flooded this place like a deluge...

Song and dance by Dindigul Rita was orchestrated by members of our VVS

We announce this with immense pleasure and pride

Mr Moustache is getting tensed

I'd like to put it on record...

...we had to face many hurdles to get this program sanctioned

Can't you see I am stuttering?

Why don't you give me water?

Hey! Where's water?

Excuse me!

No poison

I have to improvise

Catch!

I wish to share a lot more-

Hey! Stop it and get Dindigul Rita on stage

They are showing their preference

In deference to my bro's wishes I hereby conclude my welcome speech

Let's leave before they pelt us

Tell her don't whistle

Ask Dindigul Rita to dance now

"Stick to me...stick broomstick chick"

"My hero abandoned me high and dry totally"

"Stick to me...stick broomstick chick"

"My hero abandoned me high and dry totally"

"Two on either side of me How do I finish this story?"

Be quiet

"My hero abandoned me high and dry totally"

Isn't that Dindugul Rita?

Whatever it is ask me later!

"In the midnight shade of action..."

"In the twilight zone of passion where secret desires we sanction"

"It is a lustful offering Pleasure filled craving"

Next song will make your nerves and sinew scintillate

"Moon shines bright Time seems just right"

"Cupid's arrow strikes into my heart direct"

"Did I quench your desire, my dear?"

Did you think this is a temple festival or something else?!

Play devotional songs

We don't know to dance to such songs, sir

If you don't know then you had better learn to do so

If you don't play devotional songs I'll burn you all alive

Get ready to dance to devotional songs

Sivanandi?

You saw everything to your heart's fill?!

Don't insult me!

"Goddess Ambikai Goddess Easwari"

"With your vermilion clad face you conquer me with auspiciousness"

"Goddess of the Om mantra"

"You hold neem leaves in your hands to cure diseases"

What kind of a song have you chosen?

What atrocious behaviour!

We won't grant permission for such programs in this village

Why are you loading all this?

Things a brother will gift his sister

Gifts?

If I had a sister won't I do this for her?

You are like a sister to me

A small token of appreciation

It's your temple festival and my duty to conduct it safely

Why this return favor? I'm just doing my duty

To be honest, sister, my family is wealthy

But no one has studied beyond 10th grade

If my daughter has stepped into 12th grade...

...and is a 1st ranker who gets the credit?

Thanks to you stopping her wedding

I am glad you've realized it

But please thank Bosepandi

- Bosepandi? - Yes

Gem of a boy and intelligent too

Yes, bro

He was the one who complained about the wedding

That's why I came to your house

I'll take leave, bro?

I pointed my finger at him and told you so, didn't I?

Now tell us, what shall we do?

What a silly question!

Just as Coolmayi is minus his ear this fellow should be headless!

You slaughter him like a goat I'll take the blame

I'll go to jail for you

When I think of a cat trying to rub shoulders with an elephant...

...my blood boils I can't stand this

I must do something to him

Stuff him chopped into bits into a sack

And throw the sack into the river

Do you agree, Sivanandi?

Mr Kodi, from our VVS account top up my phone for Rs 400000

Income tax raid, dude I'll call you later

Meow!

Why here at this time of the night?

To buy cone

Miss Know-it-all!

Oh! Ice cream at night

Mehendi cone

Apply mehendi on your face

Let me see if at least then you become fair

I wasn't talking to you!

Hello...meow! May I help you?

No, thanks

Mrs Bosepandi is so fluent in English!

This isn't good

Seeyan...you are not to be seen these days

Seeyan...what are you doing?

I'm milking the cow! Do you want to join?

What do you want?

Give me the chocolate bar for 10 bucks

You usually spend peanuts on peanuts

All of a sudden you're asking for Rs 10 chocolate?

'Smart-Alec in a bunk shop with 1 foot in the grave?'

Why not take this? Looks awesome

We know to pick what's best

Even I thought of you as just a school kid

After I saw you that day in a sari...

...frankly speaking I flipped and fell!

I know you love me too

Who said so?

Fraud female!

Then why did you look at me as if you were eating me up?

That's how my glance is

Then why did you wear the ribbon I got for you?

I'd have never tied it if I knew you'd ask me this

Sorry about that, happy?

Let's go

Lathapandi?

You love Bose

Why didn't you buy the design he liked?

True, but I won't make it obvious

Why?

He treated me as the messenger between him and the teacher, no?

Let him cool his heels for a bit

We'll stupidly ASSUME this way, he will ditch you making an ASS of U and ME!

Not to worry...he isn't that talented or capable!

He'll be busy roaming around listening to sad love songs

"Dear davana...jasmine Don't you like your fiance?"

(Liquor consumption is injurious to health)

Hey there! I need to make a call

- Give me your phone - You can't...no balance

Then why show off strutting in a bright white shirt?

Even my briefs are clean and bright

Want to take a look?

So let me check if your intestine is white too?!

Let me see you do that

(Liquor consumption is injurious to health)

Who are you?

They're running away

Who is this, Veeranna?

Bosepandi

Mokkachami's son?

Lift...lift him up

Mokkai, I don't know which village they came from

They were beating your son to a pulp

I was able to save him because I was accidentally passing by

Otherwise they'd have killed him on the spot!

Caution your son

Why unnecessarily buy trouble from random people?!

Attention!!

Why poke our nose into everyone's lives?

We should not step into their space

- Correct, sir - I'm glad Kodi understood

Those who beat him up today can even kill him tomorrow

I can't be around every time to save him, right?

Instead of giving 1 swift blow you're sharing pearls of wisdom

1st we'll share, strike, then show If none of that sinks in...

...a time will come when your idea will see daylight

Start your bike

Why do you get into trouble?

Who is this enemy wanting to hit you so brutally?

I'm not denying I may have enemies world over

But such a bitter enemy is the one on that bike

Wretched fellow!

After employing men to hit you...

...he's pretending to be the Good Samaritan!

We shouldn't let him get away with this, da

Dad, is it you talking?

Tomorrow I'll prepare a pit for him, cover it with leaves and make him fall in

Don't be so juvenile This is why you get beaten up

What he holds dearer than his life...!

Lift it

Don't startle me

Let's go

Mr Kodi, please listen It is very dangerous place

He seems to be so familiar with this house

- Dai...dai...dai - Not me

No one is here

Go...please go

Watch your step

What now?

I got hit in a crucial spot!

Come

I won't talk

Just come with me

Bosepandi...!

That's Sivanandi

Stop it

Sivanandi's 'life' is lying horizontal

- Shall we lift it?! - Yes, boss

That's the end of Sivanandi

- Take it - Thank you, ya

What now?

That's her

Hold this

Where are you going?

This is not part of our club activities

There's no club at all!!

If Sivanandi wakes up, no enquiry

Direct encounter and we'll be in hell

Wow...!

Sivanandi, how can you have such a beautiful daughter?!

You fraud female!

After all that denial you picked my design

Bosepandi, in some corner of Lathapandi's heart...

...you are also living!

Sivanandi...you gave me the shivers pointing this at me

1 blow and your skull should blow to smithereens!

He turned the other side

Get lost

It's anyway a free show What if I share your view?

- I'll slaughter you - Jealous fellow!

Dog is there

Come this way

Hey, stop it

Where is my gun?

Dhanalakshmi?

You are busy yawning Where's my rifle?

I don't know

It was here last night and how can it suddenly sprout legs and go for a walk?!

Yeah, I'm the one who goes hunting...

...with those 'Famous 4' nitwits and return empty handed

Empty handed...?

Here I am so tensed my rifle is missing...!

Mango...!

You dare call my friends...

...who are as inseparable as my thumb and finger as nitwits?!

I can't live without my rifle

What is the use of this whip? Where is the gun?

My rifle is missing What are you posing for?

Don't!

Do you love me so much?

This is the only proof of you being a hunter!

If you break even this...

...please don't

What happened?

Did you see 'Thuppaki' (rifle)?

You mean actor Vijay's film? I saw it and I loved it

Haven't you watched it as yet?

If my wife is innocent my daughter is totally naive

What happened, ma?

His rifle is missing it seems

Wonder with whom, where and what trouble my rifle is going through now?!

I won't leave you

This is a sixer

Gone...all gone...I'm done for

Shall we complain to the police?

I wish I could knock some sense into you

They've been pestering me to surrender my rifle

Now they'll grab my license saying I'm incapable of protecting it

Now she gets enlightened!

Oh! Those bike rides with coolers and carrying that rifle in style...!

No end to his conceit!

Wonder if the thief is shooting a bison or a wild elephant!

1-2-3-4-fire!!

Drink coffee

Hello...drink coffee

Forever mooning over that rifle

What gun timing!!

Here they come, 'Famous 4' I'll see you later

Why do you have a towel on your head like this?

Style!

Looks good on you, boss Maintain this style

So many roam around like this in our village

Has anyone looked so stylish?!

Looks like you had one hell of a hunt last night

I can smell venison right up my nostrils!!

Is cow dung stink same as venison to you?

My rifle is missing, you numbskulls!

Are we hearing you right?

Yes, from yesterday morning I have no clue who flicked it

We'll find the culprit and make him limbless!

You don't even know who it is

Only then you can target the limbs

Within the next 2 hours...

...I'll be back with his name, address and date of birth!

Let's go

Give me a tablet for my headache

Meow!

Meow!

Look here! If you mew like a cat, that's it

Shall I roar like a tiger?

You can never be reformed!

If I reform will I become Chief Minister of Dindigul?!

I believe there's total commotion in your house?

Nothing of that sort

Did someone flick your father's rifle?

Aiyaiyo! You got to know about it too?

Some thief stole it

My father is so stressed out

Naturally he will be

I hope that thief rots in hell

He should lose his sanity and beg on the road in front of my eyes

Don't be too harsh! What if he's someone you like?

Someone I like? Who can that be?

Me!!

Where did he go? He was right here

This beggar is a pain!

Hey baby!

Buy me a drink in case someone gossips about us chatting here

Cool drink? You better put the rifle back in place

Otherwise I'll myself tell my father

Be my guest!

If he can get men to hit me, won't I retaliate?

He got men to hit you? Why?

That's something between me and my father-in-law, you don't-

Don't get angry, dear

I'll replace the rifle but 1 condition

What?

Shall we rehearse before our wedding?

What hahn?! You have a 1 track mind!

I'm the best man at that bloody beggar's wedding

You must come as the bride's friend

I can't do all that

I can't put the rifle back

I'll think about it

Me too

So will I

Who is this son of a beggar?

Pest's son

Did your dad change his nam-

- Shut up - Why are you here?

Be glad they let me sleep here in spite of being your friend!

Ever since he lost his rifle Sivanandi is in a frenzy...

...and chasing frenzied dogs!

To top it all, you are chasing his daughter

Super...?

And I don't know where this will end

Daddy is calling me

What do you want, daddy?

Come to the temple, son We've got a huge catch

If lucky, we can sit and eat without any worries

As if otherwise we eat kneeling down?!

Okay, fine

If I come, I'll be rich, that's all?

Lord Karuppa...!

Why are they here?

- To eat God's offering - Then nothing to worry

What brings you here?

Yesterday someone stole our bro's rifle

We've come to find the culprit and make him limbless

So we are here to ask our soothsayer for guidance

If they get caught, they will experience hell on earth!

Are you and your father planning to betray me for pocket money?

This won't work I'm leaving right now

That's the best tell-tale sign to announce your guilt

If I'm here your father will happily point his finger at me

My father...? He's a con expert

After hearing him, they will claim the rifle never got lost

Is it?

Promise you

Lord Karuppa, Savior, Bestower, Benefactor

In your devotee's house, where not even an ant or fly can enter...

...someone has stolen a rifle held dearer than life

Check and tell me who the culprit is

2+2=4 Trust for sure

Travel hassles

Your rifle is getting hit severely Someone is using it as a stump!

He is bang on!

He'll bowl the 1st ball well

Wait and see

2+1=3

My lord says it is impossible

I told you

Next ball is off the pitch

What does impossible mean? What is his final verdict?

Oh boogeyman!

He's thinking what to come up with next

Lord Karuppa is really naughty

He expects a bribe to point his finger right

Bribe?

Not cash Only kind

What route is this?

Diwali purchasing

He'll call everyone to a textile showroom next

Clothes for Karuppa, saree for His wife Lungi and shirt for the eldest son

Pant and shirt for the middle son

For the youngest 7 shorts, 4 vests and 1 pair slippers, size 9

Okay, we'll oblige but tell us who the thief is

Of course

As if he won't tell if he knew

We are caught now

Relax...last ball A straight no-ball

'All the cowries are facing down'

'How do I handle this now?'

The thief has a mole in his right hand

What is it? Why?

Your father is enterprising

Let's not leave any stone unturned!

What happened?

Just as you said, we'll bring the culprit here in front of your God...

...and amputate his limbs as our Holy offering

Let's go

We won't spare anyone

Wonder how you will cope without both your hands!

Your diwali this year is fire crackers all the way

Do you have any brains at all?

If not these scapegoats, won't I get some other sucker?!

I'll be the next scapegoat soon

Why?

You and your big mouth!

You said the thief has a mole in his right hand...take a look!

No wonder it was familiar to me

And I gave it my best shot

You and your shot!

Only Lord Karuppa said this? I mean...I said so

Just see how I make confusion worse confounded!

Karuppa, be with me

What will you do?

Just watch the spin ball your father intends to bowl

Sivanandi...!

Even my son has a mole in his right hand

So don't jump to wrong conclusions!

- Tell us - Don't hit me

Then confess

Don't hit me You look educated

Where's the rifle?

- I swear I didn't take, sir - But that's what Karuppan said

As if Karuppan is a CBI officer!

That's not God's antics It's my father's tricks

Which God asks for pant, shirt, shorts, briefs?!

Given a chance he'll even ask a multi premium vehicle!

Are you trying to be funny?

Left to himself, father will beat them all dead

Let's hunt for the rifle in all the rooms

I've looked in every nook and corner It's not anywhere here

You might have overlooked some place, right?

Your father's stubborn genes firmly implanted in you...as if you'll listen

You check the kitchen I'll hunt in that room

Sivanandi sir, tell them not to hit me

Who is your partner in crime?

He is the main criminal!

Who is he? Tell us his name

But you won't accept my description

Tell me

He's short and squat a bear with a moustache

And pockmarks all over his face

Bring whoever matches his description and throw him...

...at my feet for me to stamp and kill

Hey! He just described you!

Beat him up till he is black and blue

I can't find it here

Aiyo! Ma, look on the slab

Slab? She's pin pointing as if she hid it there!

I found the rifle

Found it!

Untie me

We never tied you up!

Didn't tie me

Get lost

Let me tie my lungi to my waist!

Dude, did they hit you?

They really hit you?!

What's that noise?

Who is that?

All said and done, you shouldn't have stolen the rifle, dude

Thank God! Peace at last

But...whole of yesterday I searched in the kitchen

I didn't see it at all

Will I lie to you?

I've been hunting for 30 years

That is its rightful place for 3 generations

How can it land in the kitchen?

- True...got a point - Indeed, right question

1 minute Come here

What?

Why can't you come down from your high horse?

That could also be true

The rifle never got lost No one stole it

All of you leave now

For Pulichathani alias Nagendran's wedding, residing in East street...

...please get into the lorry that will be leaving in a few minutes

Without showing off your glitter and glamor, get inside soon

Play our favorite songs

Have you sent the car for the bride?

It's getting late Let's leave, dude

Where's my fiancee Lathapandi?

She isn't coming Her folks refused to send her

How could she ditch me like this?

Let's go...why are you hesitating?

I'm not coming I'm feeling lousy

I spent 5000 bucks and made a cut-out for you

I don't want to demean myself and be your best man!

Get lost

Get in

Give a hand for those plantains

Bosepandi, did they refuse to let you into their car?

I was myself ignored as if they will call you, get into this lorry

Hey stale porridge!

I'll trample your adam's apple!

Stop brushing against that lady

She's old enough to be your daughter

Move inside

Is there place for me?

Yes, in my backyard!

Aiyo! I'm brain dead all of a sudden

Move aside, bro

- Sit at the back - Okay

I'll go back

Dai...aye!

I should have gone in that lorry

Lorry...stop

Greetings

Bose...welcome

I was worried you won't turn up

I thought I won't

But after you went on your bended knees asking me to be your best man...!

Then why be president of VVS?!

I got someone else in your place when you backed out, so sorry

Are you serious? Who is he?

Look right there

You chose him?!

Who brought the bug-spray man from our village here?

I emptied the deodorant!

Bosepandi, food is being served

Why don't you do justice to what you came for?

Later you shouldn't accuse juicy bones are missing, grab my shirt and lament

Are you forcing me to open the skeletons in your cupboard?

Do you remember that girl?

Who is she?

When you were 5 years old you both got married exchanging milkweed garlands

Why remind me of that now?

I was your best man for your 1st marriage

Will I let go of your 2nd marriage?

Sshhhh! Okay You do the honors

Dai! Then what about me?

"No one can emulate my friend"

Is this okay?

Careful...the bridegroom may end up teethless!

Do you have some oil?

If I rub this oil on my head I'll end up having coir-hair like him!

I'll get the best oil in town now

Wowwww!

- What do you want? - Everything possible

Uh...coconut oil

Thank-

Apply this, your hair will be satin smooth

This is the same oil I offered you now!

Give me a comb

They don't let me show off my acting skill?!

Red comb?

Can you comb your hair properly with this or have a memorable wedding night?

What nonsense! I'll get the right comb for you

How can a red comb be linked with my wedding night?!

Ask someone who uses a comb, dude

Don't bend this one by combing haphazardly

This one...okay, thank-

Who knocked now?

What?

Groom wants powder

He didn't even bring powder?!

He did but that looks like stale bleaching powder!

Your powder is so perfumed it is absolutely magnetizing!

I've given all that I have

Don't come knocking again with more silly excuses!

Fix this pin

Aiyo! I gave you all that we had

Now what?

I came to return what you gave and you are losing your temper

Hold

Is the bride ready?

Bride has been ready for past 3 months!

Groom has also been waiting for 6 months!

You want to slam this door on my face, right?

I'll do so myself Thank you

"She gives sly glances and gestures But she never agrees"

"She gives sly glances and gestures But she never agrees"

Why are you ogling at me? Wipe bride's face

"Her untold words..."

Why are you gaping? Click a good snap

Smile 1 last time, dude

"She sulks sometimes..."

Ask the photographer to come in front

They'll eat and disappear

This photo is your only lifelong unfading memory!

Start music

More than the wedding couple, their friends look more compatible...

...like popular actor Suriya and his pretty wife Jothika

- Ahaahaha...! - Scoot from here

It's okay, finish what you intended saying

I did as per your order Now pay me as promised

Why are you counting as if it is your money?!

For me

Disappear before I deface you

She was to compare us with Ultimate star Ajith and Shalini and she embarrasses me!

What kind of a pose is this?

Are you taking a passport snap or what?

Put your hand on her shoulder in style like-

I wish I could demonstrate

- Come here - What a glare?!

Enough...can't stand it

Enough? Even for you, sis?

Okay, photographer Now it is our turn!

How long do I keep following you?

You must decide within the next 2 days

If I don't?

Take 3 days then!

Lathapandi, let's eat

My mother-in-law is calling

If square of a+b=c, then-

Why are you a plumber at your friend's wedding?

Plumber?

Instead of helping me get hooked on to Latha...

...you are loitering here like a lunatic

You were busy running to and fro with comb, soap etc

Did it work out?

It did...not

How will it? You need 'busy-cal' touch

- Physical touch? - I'll show you how

Watch your step This is a critical area

They have started serving food

Your girl is-

...eating up there

When she finishes eating-

...she'll come here to wash her hands

I'm the planning engineer Allow me to plan!

- Everything has a 'posiser'! - Oh! Procedure!

When she comes, what you need to do is-

She'll touch the tap There will be a gush of water

She'll trip and fall I will hold her

She's on her way down

Watch my 'water-play' ability!

Hey! Huge tub!

- Water in the tub to wash - How kiddish!

Aiyo! Just miss

Oh sweetie-pie...! Look who is here?

It has stopped raining?!

What a tragedy of errors!

She's feeling shy!!

If you blush once more I'll bleach your face!

Back stabber!

You said you were planning for me

And you are playing!

Don't demean my true love

Love...?

If you keep looking it is called love

But if we hug it is a game to you?

What is this?

You claimed you were planning for me

And you hogged it all

Whom did you plan this for?

I planned for you He willed it for me!

He...God?

He's also planning another 'physical touch' dude

When, where and how?

Now, here and I'll show-

You look awesome in your banner with your smuggler moustache!

Our boys are excelling in graphics

I'm like a photocopy of Veerappan the sandalwood smuggler

You being his look-alike is not important

Did you see the rifle he is holding?

So what?

Sivanandi's rifle

If only he gets to see this...

...you'll be crucified from toe to top of your head!

Don't panic

Sivanandi is not attending this wedding

To me all those who alight from Xylo cars look like Sivanandi

Sivanandi himself! Let's run and hide

Welcome

Why are you so late?

I had to attend 4 other weddings

That's why I sent my wife and daughter ahead of me

Please come in

Look at his temerity

Not only does he steal your rifle...

...he even poses with it on a huge flex board!

Don't treat them with kids' gloves

When I told you, you zipped my lips

- Look at that - Make your move, boss

Or else they'll make us look like sissies!

Didn't you say someone from Chakkapatti wanted to 'see' Latha as bride

Ask them to come immediately

Call the people from Pappapatti who wanted to discuss something important

Oops! I forgot

Arrange for a car, we must go to Kerala day after tomorrow

You are saying something totally unconnected

The rifle issue is a closed chapter

We have more important matter to attend to

No one can change destiny if he is gifted to die by my hands!!

"She gives sly glances and gestures But she never agrees"

"Her untold words..."

Lathapandi, come here

What, ma?

Did you and Bosepandi take a photo together?

Bose pandi...?

Don't think you can fool me!

A mother can never be fooled I know what happened

I can't stand the sight of him

The way he talks, looks, walks...!

He isn't right for you

Our thoughts don't count one bit

What your father says is gospel in this house

Forget everything and move on

Dude, move aside

Bro...1 tea

Has he left?

Is this place for sale?

Why...won't your bottom settle down there?!

I need to discuss something...move

Me too

What's news?

It's a week since I saw my girl

That's kid's stuff

I have something more important to share

My girl...has accepted me

Super!

When is the wedding?

Very soon

Only hassle there's a legal hitch

Legal hitch?

My darling 'silk' of Silukkuvarpatti!

Everyone is making fun of me, you know

How dare they make fun of you!

I'll kill them all!

'You're in love only with the secretary of VVS'

'He's not the president'

So...?

I should become the president

Only till I get married

After my wedding night you can re-claim your title!