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Look at our boys out there having fun.

It's hard to tell which ones are the husbands and which ones are the sons.

Right, they're getting so big.

I know.

God, I've missed you.

I've missed you too.

It's just, oh my gosh, it's been so busy with work and the kids and family.

It's nice to be able to slow down.

Yeah, sure.

I mean, there's such a thing as to slow.

Too slow.

I mean, like work is great and stuff, but like, you know, it seems like things used to be faster.

At home?

How are you?

What's going on?

No, I'm good.

You know, I've since Jeff turned 40.

I swear it's just not the same.

Oh.

No, I don't think I'm old enough for this.

What's happening?

You know, it happens.

Mark and I, several months ago, we went through kind of a slump.

Really?

Yeah.

Okay, but what did you do?

What did you do to get over it?

I mean, eventually we, you know, we worked through it, you know, but I mean, I kind of had to just during that time just handle things myself.

You know what I mean?

Oh my God, you cheated on him? What do you mean?

No.

No.

No.

I took care of myself, you know, with my vibrator and my hand.

Oh no.

You know?

Oh my God.

Like masturbating.

Yeah.

What?

I mean...

Really?

Yes.

And it works for you?

Yeah.

I mean, it's not as, I mean, it's having sex is preferable, but it's, I mean, it's what you, I mean, do you not?

No, I mean, I just never masturbated.

I can, I can show you if you want.

What do you mean show me?

I can, I can show you how to, you know, have an organism by masturbating.

I think it's important for, you know, for you to be able to satisfy your needs.

I don't know.

I mean, it's not cheating on my husband.

If I mean myself, God without him.

No, not at all.

I mean, this is kind of what saves marriages, I think.

You know, when you feel like this, because like, I used to get real kind of bitchy with my husband.

Oh no, I do that all the time.

Maybe you don't like it.

No, of course not.

But when you can calm yourself and like get yourself off and you're like, oh, I'm okay.

We're gonna get through this, you know?

So I can, I mean, if you're okay with it, I'll show you and you'll feel so much better.

Well, I mean, they're busy on the trampoline for a while, so.

Yeah.

What, you mean like right now?

Yeah, I think, why not?

I mean, they're, they're taking care of out there.

Like, we can go to the, to the bedroom and I'll show you.

Is that where you have your body, Brater?

Wow.

I, yeah, I got some things.

Okay.

Okay.

Let's go.

All right.

Okay.

Shh.

Okay.

So, now what do we do?

Um, wow.

Okay.

I, I guess.

Um, I'll kind of show you how I do it.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

All right.

So, um, I just kind of, well, I'm gonna tend to hang up there.

Okay.

So I just, I just kind of like start a little slowly, like, you know, um, kind of applying,

like, a nice pressure that's not too much pressure.

Uh, cause remember, like, you have to do what feels good to you not what you think it's

supposed to be, if that makes sense.

So you wanna kind of try to, okay.

Okay.

So just in a circle like that.

Well, I like it in a circle, but you can, I mean, it feels good.

Yeah.

Don't, don't beat it up.

Just kind of, yeah, just, and take your time.

Yeah.

Just take your time.

There's no rush.

Just kind of, you know, so, is that working for you a little bit?

I mean, it feels good.

Does it?

Okay.

But can you really come like this?

Well, I mean, I, I don't wear underwear or like, you know what?

Hang on.

I mean, I'm gonna take off my skirt that is, you're stuck.

Okay.

I'm gonna creep you out too much.

Where'd you go?

Okay.

So am I, slide this off?

Oh my gosh.

I don't feel like this is high school or TV.

I think everything else moves greatly.

I just can't believe you've ever done this.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

So now, now I'm like this.

So now, okay.

That's, just maybe slide this up so I can.

I sure.

Okay.

Okay.

All right.

So, back to this.

So, yeah.

Just kind of relax onto it a little bit.

Mm-hmm.

You're, okay.

Um, does that, I mean, just, when you're jabbing it, does, does it?

Hang on.

Okay.

Okay.

I'm gonna take off my underwear.

Okay.

Cause I think you need to be able to see kind of what's happening.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

So.

Okay.

So.

So, I kind of like go, go inside like that.

Try and take yours off too.

Okay.

I'm just, just, okay.

Okay.

And the purposes of learning.

Okay.

Okay.

You got it.

You're good in that.

Go ahead.

Like that.

Mm-hmm.

See.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Looks like you're getting the hang of it.

It seems like a lot of work.

Let's scoot back a little bit.

Like, I mean, cause also, I'm normally not, um, normally not sitting when I'm doing.

I'm usually kind of in a recording.

Sure.

Like laying down.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So.

Right.

Like it.

Okay.

Just to make it, you know, there's no like harder, fast, like right or wrong way to do it.

You just kind of have to do what feels good.

But just think about something that turns you on and kind of go for it.

Okay.

Maybe just kind of relax until.

Yeah.

Mm.

That's good.

There you go.

Yeah.

You need to decide that you want to go a little faster, a little slower, just, mm-hmm.

That's good.

Oh, I like the round of the circle.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, I like the round of the circle.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, it's like, see, it's good.

Uh-huh.

Oh, shit.

I'm tired of doing it.

Oh.

You're really, you never really spoke.

Oh.

Oh, my gosh.

He made me blush.

You know, there's...

It's a good, it feels really.

Just...

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

You may speed it up, but if you need to, you'll get it.

Oh.

Oh.

I have to start.

Oh, I'm a little sleet.

Oh, fuck.

Yes.

Mm-hmm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my god, that feels bad.

Oh.

Oh.

And when you're ready, you can...

Oh.

Oh.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Oh.

Fuck.

Oh, my god, I'm coming.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

It's so proud of you.

Oh.

Yeah.

Mm-hmm.

Let's see if that's...

That's nice, right?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's a lot.

Oh, my god.

Mm-hmm.

You know, there's other ways to feel good without cheating or husbands.

Mm-hmm.

Well, um, like we can help each other out.

Mm.

You know what I mean?

Like college.

What do you mean?

Like college.

Like college.

Like college.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah.

My trainer at the gym.

We had sex.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

She's beautiful.

I know, right?

So, you know, it's...

It's something I don't really talk about it much, but...

It's not cheating.

No, it doesn't count.

It's girls.

Right?

I mean, it's not like I'm going to run off with another woman.

I guess you're married too.

Exactly.

And I'm not like a...

Yeah.

There's no thread to the marriage.

It's just trying.

Sure.

It's just fun.

So...

I don't know.

You know.

I don't know.

All right.

You think...

Glad.

So far as I've got her.

Right?

Since we're out of here.

Yeah.

Yes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Mm.

Mm.

Just going to take a minute to choose.

Get a costume in.

Mm.

Mm.

Take this off.

Oh, you're so great.

Oh.

Wow.

It's such a beautiful, tenderly God.

Mm.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

It's okay.

Yeah.

It's okay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Mm, these are so amazing.

I don't know anything

You really got mad down

Oh, it feels so good

Oh my god

Oh my baby

Fuck

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

Oh

That's too for me

Man for you

Yeah

Oh

I want to taste your pussy

Oh

Let's get some of them so pretty

Yeah

Right, yeah, just yeah

Yeah

Yeah, that feels good when you put your mouth on it

Yeah

Oh

Yeah

Mmm, yeah, just like that.

Just keep your whole tongue on it.

Yeah, and your lips, like that.

Oh, that's nice.

Mmm.

Yeah.

Mmm, that's good, yeah.

Mmm, that's good.

Yeah.

So I decided to cut.

Yes.

Just keep doing that.

Mmm.

Yeah, just like that.

Yeah, just like that.

You're doing awesome.

Mmm.

Yeah.

Mmm.

Yeah.

Mmm.

Yeah.

Mmm.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Like that.

Mmm.

Yeah, good job.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Yeah.

Mmm.

Yeah, that's good.

Mmm.

That's different.

I like that.

Good job.

Yeah.

Mmm.

Yeah.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Oh, yes, yes.

Mmm.

Do you stop?

Mmm.

Mmm.

Do you feel the thing?

Yes.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, man.

It's good.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

And?

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Yeah.

Hmm.

Yeah.

Oh.

Yeah.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmmm.

Mmm.

No.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Mmm.

Yes, yes, yes.

Yeah.

term.

Mmm.

Our...

Mmm.

Oh god.

Keep going.

Keep going.

Keep going.

Don't stop, okay?

Stay right there.

Oh, fuck.

Just...

I'm gonna come.

Just...

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Fuck.

Oh, God.

Oh, God.

Yes.

Yes.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, God.

Yes.

Oh.

Sorry, did I?

Yeah.

Oh, God.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Oh, yeah.

Oh.

Oh, God.

Was there?

That's amazing.

Did you marry me?

Oh, yeah.

You're doing so good.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh, oh, oh.

Oh.

Oh, oh.

I just have my face.

Yeah, what do you want to?

Okay, okay, okay.

There, there we go.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Let's see.

Let's go this way.

That way.

Do you want to, yeah, you want to face this way?

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

I'm pretty much, I can't really move from down here.

Okay.

So you're going to just kind of move your hips forward in that,

or however, feels good, okay?

Okay.

Thank you.

Uh-uh, okay.

Okay.

Oh, oh.

Uh-uh.

Uh-uh.

Uh-uh.

Uh-uh.

Am I hurting you?

I feel like I'm going to crush you.

No, no, no, no.

I'll let you know.

You're just fine.

Just be free with your hips.

Mm-hmm.

And I'm just going to be going here.

I could.

Like that?

Uh-uh.

Just like important like that.

Mm-hmm.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Your tongue is so hot.

I'm so wet.

Oh.

Fuck.

Oh, shit.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, shit.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

That feels good.

Uh-uh.

Here.

Oh my god.

It feels good.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, shit.

Yes.

Just like that.

Oh my god.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh.

I love your face.

Oh my god.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Fuck.

Yes.

Uh-uh-uh.

Oh.

Fuck.M Oil

Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh fuck baby. I'm gonna come on your face. Oh fuck.

Oh fuck baby. Oh fuck. Oh fuck. Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh fuck.

So quite cool.

Ehm, ooh!

Mmm, Ooh, My God

Oh my God, so amazing

Perfect.

Mmm

You take like my kind of thing out

I'm gonna try it.

You want to try it?

Yeah.

Okay.

Okay.

So they just be the top.

Yeah.

I guess they're just gonna be the top.

Okay.

I'm gonna do it.

I like it a little differently.

I'm gonna face the other way.

Okay.

So I can kind of play with you pussy.

Okay.

Okay.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh yeah.

Oh yeah.

Get it.

Oh yeah.

Get it.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

Oh.

Oh my god, I feel so good.

Oh my god, it feels so good.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh my god, your pussy tastes so good.

Oh.

Oh, that feels so good.

Gosh, it's really good for a beginner.

Oh, good.

I really like this.

Cool.

Oh, God.

Oh, look at that pangent of so pretty.

Oh, yeah, you got it, baby.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck you.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck baby.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God, you're so good.

Oh, fuck baby.

It's really good.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Are you coming out?

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Fuck, fuck, don't stop, don't stop, no, no, no.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, yeah, baby.

Fuck.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, you can't taste it.

Oh, fuck.

Holy shit.

Oh, I never knew your ass was so nice.

Oh, shit.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, you showed me so many things.

Have you ever?

Well, no, you haven't.

Of course you haven't.

You want to go ahead?

There's one thing I really leave.

There's so much.

Oh, yeah.

There's like so much that you'll probably not even be able to cover.

Oh, man.

Mm.

I totally do this again.

Yeah.

You want to try one more?

Yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Okay.

Oh.

Oh, okay.

Okay.

Oh, God.

Okay.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, fuck.

See that?

Yes.

It kind of sections on.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

I like everything you do to me.

Holy God.

Oh, kiss if you're good.

It's so wet.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, God.

Yeah, you like that.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, it feels so good.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, fuck.

Oh, what?

Yeah.

Oh, it's mushy.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Yes.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God, this Dad.

I can feel that.

Oh, you can feel that.

I'm going to go faster, stay within.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, God, that's what I mean.

Yeah.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

And when I come in, you just think, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

We need to wake up and get —

Yeah.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Yeah.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Holy fuck.

Fuck you.

How the fuck do I want to fuck your pussy?

You want to do what I want to do?

I want to do it.

Oh gosh, I'm going to leave down.

Oh it's so weird.

I'll leave my butt there.

Oh my god.

Hey, go.

Hey, go.

Hey, go.

Hey, go.

Hey, go.

Hey, go.

How did I do that?

I want to piss it.

Oh, there it is.

Just like that.

And then bring your knee up here.

Okay.

Oh that's good.

Oh that's good.

Okay.

Yeah, see you.

Pussy's a little bit.

Oh fuck baby.

Right there.

Oh.

Oh.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

You're a pussy.

Oh, you're really aggressive.

It's good.

That's so good.

Okay.

Good job.

Oh yes.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh my god.

Oh it feels good.

Oh wow.

Yes.

I never had someone do it to me.

Oh no.

Oh does it feel good.

Oh it feels so good.

It feels so good.

Yes.

It feels so good.

Yeah.

My pussy's still wet.

Ah, can I leave the number up in this one?

Oh man.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh it's heavy so we're gone.

Yeah.

Oh, my god.

Oh, my god.

Yes.

Oh my god.

Yes.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck that baby.

Yes.

Yeah.

Don't stop.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh, my god.

Oh my god.

I want to make you cut.

I want to make you cut.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Your pussy's so good.

I'm so wet.

Fuck you.

Fuck you.

Oh, fuck! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Oh my god, are you okay?

Are you gonna come?

Yes, yes.

Fuck, fuck, fuck, oh god.

Oh god.

Yes, come with me, come with me.

Oh, fuck, fuck, oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh, fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck, I'm so coming.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh fuck.

Oh.

Oh.

Fuck.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh, you're amazing.

You are.

I had no idea you were so wild and crazy.

I had no idea.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

We have to do that as a carol.

Oh yeah, for sure.

Oh my god.

We'll do more play games.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh shit.

Katie, get out of here.

I think I thought I heard you were dating in there.

Jeff, we're just doing our makeup.

We'll be out in a minute, babe.

All right, sure thing, baby.

We're about to start the movie.

Okay, we're coming.

Next thing, let's do the football game.

Yeah, yeah.

For Super Bowl, we'll do this.

Don't be busy all day.

Good call on locking.

That would be so hard to explain.

You