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I can't believe you guys are watching a movie about a polar bear ninja.

Spoiler alert, it ends with you not getting the last two hours of your life back.

I find it delightful.

Anytime the sidekick is a talking fish, I'm in.

And for your information, the polar bear's not a ninja.

He's a CIA operative with a criminal past

who's returned to the streets to face his mistakes.

He's a polar bear!

Well, it's better than what you watch.

I never get to watch anything. You're always hogging the--

-What just happened? -It's pretty neat, huh?

I designed it to shoot an invisible laser

that temporarily silences people.

I call it "The Silencer."

Your talent for naming things truly knows no bounds.

Sorry, kids, can't hear you.

Oh, this is every parent's dream.

-Give me my voice back! -I want a new dad!

Attention, everyone. I think Amy has something she wants to tell us.

Okay, fine. You got me. I put glue in your shoes.

What?

Oh. I guess you haven't tried to take those off yet.

I just came across a very interesting video online.

Amy, have you been sneaking off to Centropolis to be a villain?

-No. -Oh, come on, Amy.

Do you really expect us to believe some other girl

is running around in a Havoc suit claiming to be you?

Yes. Look, I don't know what's going on,

but I think someone's trying to steal my identity.

Is it really stealing if nobody wants it?

This is so crazy. There's actually someone out there pretending to be me.

What, so I can't be Havoc but some rando can?

Yeah, I'm not buying it. This girl's too upbeat. You're more of a downer

who complains about everyone and everything.

Well, you know, I've got to do something

to balance all this out.

Wait, do you think it's that villain Shadow?

I mean, she did transform into you when she tried to destroy us.

No, that's impossible. Starling and I blasted her into the ozone.

Yeah, sometimes I look up at the stars

and I swear I can still see her going.

Yeah, I call her "Amy's Comet."

I don't get it. I'm the Chosen One.

Why would this person imitate you

when they'd look so much cooler imitating me?

Oh, probably because they want to take a shortcut to fame

and not the long road to obscurity.

I mean, why not copy me? I was at the top of the Villain 100.

-What's that? -It's a list that ranks the most notorious villains,

-and I wouldn't say you were at the top-- -I was top 10.

I don't even want to know what you did to get ranked that high.

No, you do not.

Anyway, this imposter's had their fun.

I'd better go stop them in Centropolis tonight before they tarnish my name.

But my "Save the Bees" auction is tonight.

I'm raising money to create new meadows for the bees to forage in.

Oh, that's way more important. I'll just wait till tomorrow.

Really? Thanks, Amy.

Wait, you're being sarcastic, aren't you?

-Yes. Yes, I am. -If you're going, then I'm going, too.

You're my sister, and I want to give this sketchy imposter a piece of my mind.

Are you just saying that to get out of going to my auction?

Yes. Yes, I am.

She's coming! Hide!

Hello? Mr. and Mrs. Madden?

They're home.

I can smell their fear.

Hey, Hartley. Hey, Celia. Why are the lights off?

I don't know.

You see, Jake, this is why we lock your bedroom door from the outside.

Seriously? Now you're all trying to get out of going

to my "Save the bees" auction?

Sorry, Hartley, but what have those bees ever done for us?

They make the honey that you put in your tea every day.

Oh, well, that's lovely!

Still not going.

Oh, you're going. To support my grandbaby and the bees.

That's the spirit, Grandma.

Until one of those suckers stings me,

then they'll be even more endangered.

Come on. I could really use the support.

-Uh, Jake will be there. -That's right.

I finally get to be an auctioneer.

They command so much power with that gavel in their hand.

Going once, going twice... I'm going to the kitchen.

He better know what he's doing.

There's lots of expensive items to bid on.

I've got my eye on the trip to Hawaii.

There's a trip to Hawaii?

Not for you.

We'll come to the auction.

Great!

I'm buzzing with excitement.

- Get it? - Yeah, I got it.

Eva, why would you want to waste our night at that awful auction?

Because we have the Silencer device.

So we can bid low, silence everyone else,

and then we'll get all the prizes, including Hawaii.

-You're a genius. -Thank you.

No, I was talking to myself for inventing that amazing device.

Come on.

We've looked everywhere.

Why is it so hard to find this wannabe Havoc?

Yeah, who would have thought searching an entire city

to find one random person would be so difficult?

Look, it's her.

Ha! Told you it would be easy.

Hey, Havoc heads.

It's your favorite supervillain, Havoc.

Come and join me on this live heist as I bust into this bank.

And let me know in the comments how much you want me to steal.

Okay, first of all,

I have never been that excited about anything.

And what kind of villain announces

what they're gonna do before they do it? Amateur.

What's next, she gonna try and pick that lock?

Good thing I brought my lock pick.

Just one more minute.

Maybe I can help.

Uh... gotta bounce. I'll give you guys a full recap later.

Don't forget to like and subscribe.

No, keep going. I want to see what I do next.

Wow. You're Havoc.

-Yeah. I think the real question is who are you? -Your biggest fan.

My name's Ellie.

Well, hello, Ellie.

So this is really happening?

You're the real Havoc,

and we're both breathing the same smoggy Centropolis air?

Yep, just two sets of lungs burning as one.

I like smoggy air, too.

Oh, yeah, that burns.

Wait, How do I know this whole "obsessed fan" thing isn't just some elaborate trap?

I have posters of you all over my room.

I wear red every day just to be like you.

I even cropped you into all of our family photos.

You're my stepmom now.

Wow, you are a real fan.

Welcome to your wildest dream.

-Oh! Okay, wake up. -I don't get it.

If you're just a Havoc fan, why are you making videos saying you are her?

Hello? Wildest dream.

After you disappeared, everyone in Centropolis

said that your villain days were over.

Your ranking on the Villain 100 list even took a hit.

I mean, yeah, everyone dips now and then, but I'm still top 10, right?

Twelve?

Seventeen-ish?

Ninety-nine.

What? How did I drop so low?

Because right before you disappeared,

you said you were gonna do the most villainous thing of all time.

Extinguish the beacon light on top of Superhero Tower. But you never did.

I thought villains don't announce what they're gonna do before they do it.

Well, yeah, except for when they want to look really cool.

Everyone started calling you weak and said that your villain days are over,

which is why you're only beating one other villain on the list. Some dude named Flashform.

I made the list! I made the list!

I'm Flashform.

Bit of an up-and-comer.

Can you move? You're blocking my view of Havoc.

Aw, she's fun. I say we keep her.

Anyways, I had to do something to keep your legend alive,

so I started making these impostor videos.

Look, I really appreciate you having my back, but I didn't quit.

You know, I-I-I've just been on a secret, long-term villain mission.

I can't tell you what, but let's just say

Beyoncé might be one of us now.

Well, now that you've met the object of your weird obsession

and there's clearly no phone number coming my way, we're gonna bounce.

Wait. Look, I can't leave.

When I chose to stay in Valley View, I left Havoc behind.

Now people have completely forgotten about me.

I had no idea how badly my reputation was suffering.

-There's nothing you can do. -Actually, there is.

I'm gonna do exactly what I said I was going to do before I left.

Take a good look at that light on top of Superhero Tower.

Because once I extinguish that flame on live stream,

Havoc's name will be in the spotlight forever.

Can anyone else feel their retinas burning?

Yeah, seriously. Between the smog and the blinding light,

how is anyone in this city still alive?

Oh!

Welcome to my Save the Bees auction.

Oh, dear. It's worse than I thought.

You dressed the part.

Betty Botter bought some butter. Betty Botter bought some butter. Betty Botter bought some butter.

Practicing my auction voice. Any chance we'll be auctioning off butter?

Okay, to win an item,

the bidders have to raise their paddles and say their bids.

So once you start the bidding, I'll silence the competition.

Done and done.

All right, you itty-bitty bidders,

time to send mama to Honolulu.

Hey, Grandma, I'm glad you're excited,

but everyone deserves a chance.

Please win. I need a break from this dust bowl of a town.

I wouldn't pack your bags just yet, Celia.

We need that vacation more than you, mostly because of you.

Good luck. Everything I own, I won at an auction,

including my teeth.

Okay, everyone.

Take your seats. The auction is about to begin.

First up, we have a hockey stick signed by Dustin Brown. Can I get an opening bid?

I don't know who that is,

but a blunt object is a blunt object.

I'll bid fif--

I heard a "fif," need a "teen."

I bid fifteen dollars and one cent.

Actually, what are bees gonna do with a penny? Just the 15.

Sorry, you have to say your bid out loud. Rules are rules.

Do you not see this gavel? I'm basically a judge.

Out of order!

Going once, going twice,

sold to the person who calls hockey

"the sport with a flat ball."

Wow, I'm really good at auctions.

Okay, now for the big prize:

a week-long trip to Hawaii.

Fifteen dollars!

Do I hear 20?

We can't hear you!

It's our last item.

Isn't anyone gonna bid more than 15 bucks

for a week-long trip to Hawaii?

That's like, $2 per life-changing sunset.

I told you, you have to say your bids out loud.

Going once, twice...

sold to the lady who definitely won't be taking me to Hawaii.

Come on, let's grab our stuff and get out of here.

We've barely raised any money and your mom's won every item.

Does that seem weird to you?

A bit, but the auctioneering was flawless,

so I don't know what to tell you.

Now that the auction's over,

we should probably unmute everyone.

Even Celia?

Yeah.

And another thing, I hope you pasty punks slip off of volcano,

fall into the ocean and become a shark snack!

Now I kind of wish I heard the rest of it.

Something weird's going on.

I was bidding, but nothing came out!

Oh, that's a shame. We'll bring you a puka shell necklace from the airport.

Hartley, I have a bag full of cash

and a spirit that can't be broken.

I am not leaving here until I win something.

Uh...

Oh, wait!

There's one more item left to bid on.

This, uh, mini projector thingy!

-I don't want that stupid thing. -We do. Fifty dollars.

Why do you want it?

-No reason. -One hundred.

-Two hundred. -Three hundred.

Stop! You're going too fast.

I haven't done my auction guy thing yet.

Grandma, that's a lot of money.

It'll be fine. I'll just raise their rent.

I don't know what that thing is, but I need it.

How about a demonstration?

-How do you work this thing? -No, Jake, don't!

Going once, twice...

Okay, now they're not saying their bids.

Don't know what that's all about, but sold to Celia!

The only thing that beats a Hawaiian vacation is watching you two suffer.

Aloha!

Okay, I told everyone on my socials

that you'd be going live tonight to darken the superhero beacon.

This is so great. It's like having a personal assistant who worships me.

I can't believe I'm part of an actual villain mission with Havoc and Flashlight!

Flashform. It's Flashform.

Hey, don't make this about you, Flashlight.

Look, your plan sounds great, but Superhero Tower is a hundred stories high.

Yeah, you're pretty amazing, but flight isn't one of the 34 variations of your sonic power.

Did I mention I also edit your Wiki?

Really? Well, then, here's a little update for you.

Since I've been gone, I've figured out how to use

my sonic powers to propel me into the sky.

No way! Just when I thought you couldn't get any better--

I did!

Okay, but you've barely even used that power. And you've never gone that high.

Spoken like a true 100 on the villain list.

Havoc is the best villain that ever lived.

If she says she knows what she's doing, she knows what she's doing.

Thank you, fake me.

Look, I can use my power to go as high as I want,

and I'll prove it.

Havoc, look out for that...

...fire escape.

Are you okay?

Yeah, of course, I'm fine.

And could all seven of you please stop talking at the same time?

What are we gonna do?

The live stream starts in 10 minutes,

and thousands of people are tuning in

to see you finally darken Superhero Tower.

Don't worry. I'm ready...

...to lie down. I am ready to lie down.

Ellie, cancel the live stream.

No. Look, my reputation is already bad enough.

If I cancel now, everyone will know I'm weak.

-We have to make this live stream happen. -Wait, I got it!

Okay, remember when Mom and Dad used to zip-line

from building to building to get in and out of heists?

Yeah, of course. They almost got caught 'cause Dad kept yelling, "Whee!"

Well, I can turn invisible and run a cable

to the top of Superhero Tower.

Then I'll shape-shift into you, zip-line over to destroy the beacon,

-then I'll zip-line back while Ellie films the whole thing. -No way. It's too dangerous.

Mom and Dad will never forgive me if you fall.

-Then I'll do it. -What?

If there's one thing I've learned

from being Havoc's number one fan,

it's to never be afraid.

You should be. I mean, this zip-line's gonna be really high.

I'll be fine.

I've looked up to you my entire life.

I'm not turning my back on you now.

Let's do this!

That was beautiful.

Your unhealthy obsession with me is so inspiring.

This auction was a total bust.

We only made enough money to save eight bees.

Save eight bees, do I hear nine?

Sorry. Reflex.

What kind of projector doesn't project anything?

Maybe I can crack it open and strip it for parts.

I hate...

how much I love you.

I was gonna say the same.

Celia, we really want that projector.

And the more you say you want it,

the more I want to be buried with it.

I'm going to the powder room.

Taking this with me.

Jake, you just accidentally auctioned off

one of your father's devices.

-So that wasn't a projector? -No.

They're gonna strip me of my gavel.

You're not a judge.

We used it to silence everyone

so we could win all the prizes for cheap.

I knew something was off!

I can't believe you ruined my charitable fundraiser.

And just when I thought you all couldn't stoop lower,

the floor drops out!

Can we focus on what's important?

A villain device is in Celia's hands.

I'll handle this.

Celia, we need the projector back.

Well, you're not getting it.

You heard the lady. This deal's done.

Although, some time on the beaches of Hawaii

might, uh, change my mind.

-Okay, fine. You can have it. -And all the other prizes.

What? Never. I'm not gonna--

There all yours, dear.

Thank you.

And I will need a ride to the airport.

Okay, the zip-line's connected from this rooftop to Superhero Tower.

I had to turn invisible and super-speed up 200 flights of stairs--

No one cares. You're still 100.

Okay, Ellie, this is your moment, which is zip-line across,

destroy the light using this sonic blast, then zip-line back.

Wait, there's a sonic blast in here?

Not anymore.

Good thing I made a few.

Hurry. The live stream's about to start.

You ready?

Yeah, of course.

Wow, we're up high. Why couldn't the superheroes

put their beacon on the second floor?

You sure she can do this? She looks pretty scared.

No, I'm not. I'll be fine.

Look, you don't have to do this.

Yes, I do.

You're my idol and you need my help.

I can't let you down.

Ellie, wait.

Look, I'm the one letting you down.

You were just trying to clear my name,

and all I've done is put you in danger for my own selfish reasons.

We don't have a choice. The live stream starts in 10 seconds.

Then I guess my reputation will just have to take the hit, because I can't let you do this.

-Are you sure? -Yeah. I'm sure.

It's all right. I got an idea.

Yo, Flashform here, and I know you were tuning in

to see Havoc knock out the superheroes' beacon light.

But instead, I'm gonna do it to show you

how she taught me to be the baddest new villain around.

That's right. I taught him everything he knows.

Which means I'm still amazing. Probably more amazing, actually, so...

Guys, I think the superheroes might have been watching.

They just cut down the other end of the zip line.

Uh-oh.

And that's why you don't tell people

what you're gonna do before you do it.

Now they're flying this way!

Sorry. Technical difficulties.

Remember the name: Flashform.

Okay, we lost them.

They got blinded by their own beacon.

They should really rethink that thing.

You know, Havoc, even though we didn't get to complete our mission,

I still got to hang out with my favorite villain.

This was the best night ever!

Yeah, I guess it was pretty good.

Except for the part where I ate that fire escape.

But you know something? I would rather have one awesome fan like you

than be at the top of some dumb list.

And I'd rather have one awesome idol like you

than fall to the bottom of some dumb building.

And just so you know, I'm not gonna make any more Havoc videos.

As long as you promise that you'll come back one day

-to shut down the haters yourself. -You can count on it.

Wait, you hug now?

Please don't put that on the Wiki.

Yes! I just jumped to 99 on the Villain 100 list.

Really? Well, that means I moved up, too.

Actually, you dropped to 100. I'm higher than you now.

-What? -I thought you said that list was dumb.

Oh, Ellie, if you were really my fan, you'd know I can turn on a dime.

I can't believe you ruined my auction.

Not only did you deprive people from winning prizes,

you deprived the bees.

You seem extra angry.

Celia's not taking you to Hawaii, is she?

No! She's taking her boyfriend, Robert!

Did you guys know Amy was attempting to knock out

the superhero beacon in Centropolis

-on a live stream tonight? -No!

Well, you do now.

I thought you were just going to Centropolis to look for your imposter.

What's this I hear about a beacon and a live stream?

I don't want to talk about it.

I do. Ninety-nine, baby!

Why is there a beehive on our front porch?

Oh! Since you prevented me from raising enough money

to clear a meadow, the bees live here now.

-Ow! -Ow!

Never mess with me or my bees!

Where is my backpack?

Oh, there it is.

Don't move.

I can't believe you dared to return to Centropolis.

No--

You're not Havoc.

But I saw the live stream.

Where is she?

She's gone.

Well...

you'd better not tell her you saw me.

Because when I do come face-to-face with her...

she's in for a big surprise.