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Oh, hey, folks!

Go online and checkout our band Mad Hart.

The Round-Up's Anniversary Show is this Friday,

and whatever band has the most followers gets to perform.

So, if you like us, give us a follow.

I'll take that as a no.

Follow us, or you don't get your food back.

Enjoy your meal.

Amy, you can't be aggressive with the customers.

Why not? It's working better than your method.

We gotta find a way to get these people to follow us.

Oh, maybe I could just turn up the friendly.

Wait, this goes up?

Oh. Hi!

Wanna checkout our-- Gem!

I'll turn up the friendly on the next one.

Flyers. That's cute.

But I already have way more followers, so you're wasting your time.

Not that I don't enjoy stepping on your faces.

Who hurt you?

I'm already up to a thousand followers.

My parents chartered a plane

to fly a banner with the link to my music video.

And then tomorrow, we've got a skywriter.

I'm gonna own the sky!

Later, haters.

-How many followers do we have? -Oh...

Well, we started the day at 52.

And we're ending the day at 51.

Amy, you and Hartley have to take your soliciting outside.

Customers are complaining. Plus, someone's gonna have to clean

all this up, and there's 100% chance that someone will be me.

Oh, well, in that case...

Kinda set myself up for that, didn't I?

Come on, out you go.

Can you at least kick out Gem, too?

Wait, Gem is here? Have you seen her music video?

No, and why have you?

Okay, before you get mad, I meant to hate-watch it,

but then I forgot to hate it.

So I guess I like-watched it.

I also may have followed her.

Amy, I think I solved our problem.

We should make a music video.

We're way better singers than Gem.

And if more people see that, there's no way

she gets more followers than us.

I don't know. Her video was really good.

Yeah? Well, ours will be better.

She had pyrotechnics and special effects.

I don't see how it can be topped.

Heads-up, everyone.

Gem Air is coming in hot.

What do you know? She topped it.

I'm sorry, are we filming a music video

or running a garage sale for a person who's clearly given up on life?

Contest deadline's tomorrow,

so I raided my grandma's she-shed.

I thought we'd give it a Katy Perry vibe

and film ourselves wandering through the sunflowers.

Do you see how rusty those spikes are?

The only thing we're gonna be wandering through

is an emergency room.

Oh, look, it's Harry Got No Styles.

I didn't have time to recruit backup dancers,

so, we have Jake.

Quick question. Is it okay if my character is a fan of Gem's video?

I memorized all of her dance moves.

We're gonna lose.

Hartley, I'm sorry,

but we'll never beat Gem's Rich Kidvideo.

Uh, what's with the toilet?

Well, Hartley, I realized

I built an incredibly high-tech lair

with the most advanced technology in the world,

but I forgot one thing,

a bathroom.

Sometimes I find his genius to be hit or miss.

So, I'm embarking on a little do-it-yourself project,

but this one won't work. Remind me never to buy used.

Okay if I leave it here?

Um, no.

Oh, well, I'm gonna do it anyway.

Hm, great. That's just the high-class touch this video needs.

I mean, Gem's got a skydiver, we've got a potty.

Look, I know it's not perfect, but we have to try.

I mean, how else are we gonna get a whole bunch of people

to follow us in one day?

You know what? You're right, Hartley.

We should give it a try.

But only if you'll let me edit the final product.

Sure.

You're, um, cutting me out of the video, aren't you?

Dressed like that, you cut yourself out.

Well, Colby, would you care to explain why our courtyard

looks like a cheaply-made movie where the robots take over?

Which they will, eventually.

It's only a matter of time before I'm replaced

by a cyborg in designer glasses.

-Look, I didn't do this. -And why should I believe you?

Well, for starters, this looks like a lot of work,

and I'm pretty lazy.

Oh, Mrs. Madden,

thank you for gracing us with your presence,

half an hour late.

She's also lazy. Kinda runs in the family.

Your son tin-foiled our courtyard.

Fortunately, Daphne caught him in the act,

told me to look in his backpack, and when I did,

I found these!

Colby! Ugh, we've been over this.

Always destroy the evidence.

To think that he'd waste

a perfectly good household item...

I bet there's some poor soul out there

who can't even wrap their leftovers right now.

She's lying! I'm being framed!

Daphne would never do that!

And I should know because she's my niece.

She's always been a good girl.

She didn't even cry as a baby.

And burden my family? Never!

The key is a good swaddle.

Sometimes, her mother Lulu and I

would swaddle each other while we watched our soaps.

Colby, I'm giving you a month's detention.

Come on, Daphne.

I need you to help swaddle me for my midday nap.

Look, she framed me and I'm gonna prove it.

I'll just bait her into doing something bad,

and when I catch her, I'll turn her over to Tennyson.

Colby, that plan sounds pure evil,

and I'm not gonna let you do it...

without my supervision.

The views on our video are flooding in.

Speaking of floods, what's with the wet socks?

Uh... Oh, well,

I had a minor leak with the bathroom renovation.

Just a drip. Very minor.

You're a genius and you're struggling with a do-it-yourself project?

Who's struggling? It's a minor issue.

That's the third time you've said "minor."

Because it is!

Look, Amy, I'm a genius,

and as a genius, plumbing is beneath me,

literally and figuratively.

And I can use words like those because I'm a genius.

That's the third time you've said "genius."

Because I am!

Amy! People love our new video.

I mean, I haven't seen it yet

since my grandma has parental controls on my phone.

Why does she...

You know what? We'll get into that later.

Anyways, we're getting a ton of new followers.

-We'll beat Gem easily. -Of course we will,

because I added a little something in editing

to make sure people absolutely loved it.

What kind of little something?

Allow me to demonstrate.

Hey, Jake, have you seen our new video?

Nope. If you don't want to see this...

then I don't wanna see that.

-Come on, just give it a watch. -No, Amy, I told you, I'm not interested.

♪ This is where The party's at ♪

♪ Ooh, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ Ooh, la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ Ooh, la, la, la, la This is where the party's at ♪

♪ We are the song You won't forget ♪

♪ Ooh ♪

♪ Can't get us Out of your head ♪

That was the most amazing music video I've ever seen.

-It was? -Yeah. It blows Gem's video away.

I wanted to hate-watch it, but instead, I love-watched it.

I am going to tell everyone I know to follow Mad Hart.

What did you do?

Just a minor tweak.

I added sonic hypnosis.

Now anyone watching will be an instant fan and follower.

We're guaranteed to beat Gem.

That wasn't a minor tweak.

No, it was not.

Amy, I don't want to have to brainwash people

to get them to like our music.

Hm, you don't want me to threaten people.

You don't want me to brainwash people.

You're really handcuffing me. Ooh!

We should handcuff people.

All you're doing is making Gem look like the good guy.

You gotta undo this right now.

No way. If I do that, Gem will definitely win.

Well, at least she'd win fairly.

Look, just be happy

that you're best friends with a villain

who can use her powers to make your life easier.

And a catch.

Fine. If you won't undo it, I will.

Uh, Mr. Madden, everything okay?

Oh, yep. Fine.

For safety reasons, I'd avoid touching that puddle, that puddle, or that puddle,

but otherwise, you're good.

Uh, well, I wanted to ask your advice on something.

-But if you're busy-- -Busy?

With a simple do-it-yourself project anyone can do?

Nonsense. Ask away.

Well, hypothetically,

if Amy used her sonic hypnosis on our music video

to brainwash people into liking us,

-would there be a way to undo it? -Uh, sure. Of course.

How? By, like, playing it backwards or something?

Yeah, mm-hmm, definitely. Are we done here or...?

Uh, yeah.

Are you sure you don't need any help?

With this little thing?

Hartley, please. That's insulting.

I don't suppose you have any sandbags on you?

You know, you don't have to be here.

I'm old enough to plot revenge on my own.

Uh-huh, and I'm bored enough to live vicariously through you.

Check it out. There's no way Daphne can resist

looking at her uncle's unattended laptop.

Especially since I left open his folder of gym selfies.

Oh! Oh, I don't know what I was expecting, but he's very bendy.

-Oh, here she comes. -Oh!

Yikes.

There's something I can never unsee.

Boom! Busted!

Oh, it's you.

Oh, and I see you brought your mommy.

Doesn't she have anything better to do?

Nope. Apart from a court date

for unpaid parking tickets, I'm totally free.

-Have any of you seen my laptop? -Yes.

Yes. Your perfect little niece took it.

Wait, what's going on?

She was holding it, like, two seconds ago.

I would never steal someone else's property,

but she would. Check her bag.

Have at it.

All that's in there is a hammer, a hoagie, and a lot of cash.

You know, mom stuff.

A-ha! Here it is!

Why... Why would I take his laptop

when his phone is so much easier to put in my pocket?

Mm-hmm. I'm starting to see where Colby learned his behavior.

Can you feel the judgment?

Hey, what's your deal? What did I ever do to you?

Let me refresh your memory.

Monday. Cafeteria. Lunchtime.

You took the last chocolate milk.

So I had to wash down my BLT with regular milk,

like an animal!

Wait, so your cutthroat antics

are the result of something that petty?

Watch it, girlie, that's my game.

Then game on, Grandma.

Is it bad how much I want to get revenge on her?

Hm, of course not. We're villains.

When they go low,

we go lower.

-There you are. -Were you looking for me?

No.

Oh. Well, I was looking for you.

Since you went behind my back

and added sonic hypnosis,

I decided to go behind yours and reverse it.

You did what now?

I took down the video you posted

and replaced it with the same one played backwards.

And all the fake followers you got us have already watched it.

That's right. I undid what you did. Boom!

Okay, first off, great speech. Very spirited.

Second, that's not how it works.

You can't just reverse it.

So, I didn't do anything?

It's them! It's Mad Hart!

Oh, it definitely did something.

No! You didn't stop them from being fans.

You turned them into obsessed superfans,

which is actually kinda cool.

Move it, sheep.

Why are these freaks fawning over you and not me?

I'm guessing you didn't watch our video.

No. I don't spend any more time looking at you than I have to.

Something's weird.

So until I find out what it is,

off my stage.

Your stage?

Look around. This is our stage,

and we are never leaving.

I got her shoe!

Okay, now we're leaving.

Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!

Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh!

It's Mad Hart, in my living room!

Oh, no. You too?

And by the way, your squealing is worse than your dancing.

I am your biggest fan.

Will you do me the honor of signing my face?

Okay, I know we're in crisis mode, but this is a rare opportunity.

I... heart... Amy.

Wait, why are your villain suits in the living room?

I had to move everything up here. The lair flooded due to a--

Genius who didn't read the instructions

before installing a toilet?

Uh, joke's on you.

I pivoted from the toilet and installed

the world's most powerful bidet.

The water pressure's ten times stronger than a fire hose.

And that's a good thing?

Not really, no.

Hey, who are all those people?

The fans Amy hypnotized.

You said reversing the video would undo

the effects of her sonic hypnosis,

but it only made things worse!

I was a little distracted

dealing with a minor issue that turned out to be

the worst day of my life.

- What? No! No! - Bad fan! Bad... No!

If anyone gets in and sees these suits,

our secret could be exposed.

Lock everything!

How do we fix this?

Uh, I guess I could use my sonic hypnosis

to brainwash them to not like us.

We just need to reach everyone at the same time.

Ooh, I know.

We could do a live stream from the front porch.

We just need someone to track the views

and make sure everyone's watching.

Think you can handle that, Dad?

-Does it involve plumbing? -No.

I'm in.

I know what you're up to, weasel.

You were trying to make it look like

I rigged your locker to explode chocolate milk

so you can report me to my uncle.

You got me.

Do you know what happened to the last person who tricked a Tennyson?

-No. -Me neither, because it's never happened!

Uh, Principal Tennyson.

Your innocent little niece

just rigged my locker to explode chocolate milk when I open it.

He's setting me up, Uncle Kiki.

Okay, let's keep it professional.

Around here, it's Principal Kiki.

And, Colby, I have had enough of you trying to make my niece look bad.

Do you know that she's never had a cavity?

Me? Take out the fake stuff, and I'm all gums.

Well, if Daphne isn't setting me up,

then what's that string on her hand?

-What string? Now, let me see. -No!

Daphne! How could you?

-But it wasn't me! -Save it!

If you can be this conniving,

I'm guessing you were behind the laptop and the tin foil.

Colby, you are off the hook.

Daphne, starting tomorrow, I'm sending you

where no Tennyson has gone before.

To the detention room.

Really? Haven't you been there?

Oh, no. It's completely unsupervised.

Looks like you messed with the wrong guy.

Or the right one.

-Huh? -You've got game, Madden.

This is the first fun I've had since I got here.

When you're the principal's niece,

you have to be perfect and boring.

I gotta do something to keep things fresh.

Wait, so tormenting me

was just a game for your amusement?

Respect.

I still can't figure out how you got me,

but all I can say is,

your victory is gonna be shorter than my uncle's gym shorts.

She is twisted.

I really like her.

Hey, and great idea using your transference power

to make me invisible to put the string on her hand.

Thanks for your help, Mom. Let's get outta here.

I'm just gonna grab my backpack.

- I can't believe it. - She got me again!

That was actually me.

Moms gotta have some fun too.

I built this sophisticated supercomputer

so I can keep track of the views.

You know you could just use your phone, right?

It floated away in the flood.

Okay, for this to work, we'll go from the top,

make sure everyone's watching.

And on my dad's cue, hit 'em with my sonic hypnosis.

Okay, everyone, who's ready for some Mad Hart?

And who wants Amy's clothes?

I do. I want Amy's clothes.

Uh, we should probably do this.

Right.

Let's give them the most exciting

and the most disappointing concert of their lives.

♪ Ooh, la, la, la, la Ooh, la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ Ooh, la, la, la, la This is where the party's at ♪

♪ Attention Can you hear me now? ♪

♪ I know you like it ♪

♪ You wanna get lost ♪

♪ In the crowd ♪

♪ Don't try to fight it ♪

♪ A vibe electric Screaming loud ♪

♪ We got the lightning ♪

♪ Here we go ♪

♪ It's time to lose control ♪

♪ Let's get down ♪

♪ This is where The party's at ♪

♪ Feel that sound This is where the party's at ♪

♪ It never ends Bring all your friends ♪

♪ Where have you been? This is where the party's at ♪

♪ Ooh, la, la, la, la Ooh, la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ Ooh, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ This is where The party's at... ♪

All your followers are watching. Do it now!

♪ You won't forget... ♪

We're out of Amy's stuff!

-But we're not out of Amy! -Huh?

Crowd-surf!

- Help! - What do we do?

Oh, feedback. That's it!

Amy, you okay?

I'm good. I'm good.

Give me the mic.

♪ Can't get us ♪

♪ Out of your head ♪

♪ Let's get down This is where the party's at ♪

♪ Feel that sound This is where the party's at ♪

♪ It never ends Bring all your friends ♪

♪ Where have you been? This is where the party's at! ♪

Why am I here?

And whose shoe is this?

I'll take that.

Everyone left the live stream. You have zero followers.

Yes! Feels like a weird thing to celebrate, but yes!

Okay, why were people following them?

Why are people leaving them?

And why does your face say "I heart Amy"?

What?

Don't look at me! I'm hideous!

Don't worry, my high-powered bidet will blast that right off!

What is going on?

I guess our fans just lost interest.

So, that means I win, right?

Say it.

Say it!

Yes, congratulations, Gem.

You... did...

not lose.

-That doesn't really count. -Yes, it does!

Get off our lawn.

♪ This is where The party's at ♪

♪ Ooh, la, la, la, la Ooh, la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ Ooh, la, la, la, la This is where the party's at ♪

♪ Ooh, la, la, la, la Ooh, la, la, la, la, la ♪

♪ Ooh, la, la, la, la This is where the party's at ♪

And the crowd goes wild.

Look, I know we're not the overnight success we hoped to be,

but we'll perform to a full house one day.

It might just take some time.

I'm fine with that. How long we talking?

Like, two nights? I could do three, max.

It'll take as long as it's supposed to take.

And we should enjoy every beat of this journey,

which includes getting fans and followers the right way.

You know I'm not big on the right way.

Well, maybe you should rethink that

since your way almost got your secret exposed.

-Secret? -Yeah, it's too bad

I can't use sonic hypnosis on myself.

I'd like to erase the image of Jake dancing.

Hm. Pretty sure we can all agree that was not dancing.

Sonic hypnosis?

I knew there was something weird about that girl.

And I'm gonna find out what it is.