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So just like that, Havoc is the new leader of all villains?

I'm sorry, but that's hysterical.

Why is it hysterical?

Well, no offense, you're already an unpredictable mess.

Throw in all that power and we're walking

a tightrope to the apocalypse.

Chaos! Hey! Show some support for your sister.

I mean, we're all thinking it.

It doesn't mean you have to say it out loud.

You don't think I can do it, do you?

Did the whole "unpredictable mess" thing not make that clear?

Don't look at me. I'm terrified just thinking about it.

For your information, I will make a great leader!

I can't believe you're considering this.

What about all the hard work you've put into becoming a better person?

And what about me?

Would you really abandon your best friend?!

Of course not. That's what cell phones are for.

Havoc, being leader is more work than you think.

And with no experience, you'll be in way over your head.

No, I can do this! I'll just pick it up as I go.

Right, 'cause if Valley View High has taught us anything it's she's a fast learner.

Mom, you always wanted a higher villain position.

Now that I'm leader, you can be my Number Two!

Oh, I appreciate that, my love.

But I kinda prefer Valley View.

Mostly because I get to sleep in a bed

rather than a subway car full of rats.

But this is our chance to finally return to our villain lives.

I mean, isn't that what we always wanted?

Well, it was. But living in Valley View has changed us.

I mean, we're still evil, but now when it's chilly,

we get to cuddle up in those blankets with sleeves.

What about Flashform? He hasn't even gotten to be a villain yet.

Don't you want to stay?!

Nah. Using my powers to mess with the unsuspecting suckers

in Texas is a lot more fun.

Those soccer moms never see it coming!

Come on, let's go home.

So that's it? I'm leader and I don't even get a say in this?!

I am so sorry. You're just not ready.

You're coming home with us.

Not ready? I'm more than ready.

I'm readier than all of you!

Ahh!

Well, I was not ready for that.

Morning, Celia!

Don't be weird. What's this?

I didn't get an invite to breakfast.

And yet, here you are.

Hartley, I need you to come home and pop something on my back.

I just hope whatever comes out this time doesn't have a tail.

Celia, this might be the reason you don't get an invite to breakfast.

You wanna see it squirming around?

No!

Ow!

What was that?

It was like I ran into someone but no one's there.

Uh, must be another ghost.

I swear, you accidentally bulldoze

one house full of drifters and they never let you forget it.

Colby!

What were you thinking using your invisibility around Celia?!

It's not my fault! I turned invisible to scare Jake

this morning but he took so long manscaping

I started playing on my phone.

I must've gotten so distracted I forgot to turn back.

Yeah, it was totally my fault.

You need to be more responsible with your powers.

And you better be using your own razor!

Sorry, it won't happen again.

Good. Now, come on, we need you to shape-shift

into our elderly neighbor and convince his wife

to put us in their will.

Let me guess, still bummed about not being villain leader?

Less about the "leader" part, more about my family not thinking I can do it.

I mean, you think I can, right?

Well, I think that you think that I think that you can--

Hartley!

Well, what do you think I think?

Look, all that matters is that you're here in Valley View. Where you belong.

Hartley! Will you hurry up and pop this thing?

I'm pretty sure it just winked at me in the mirror!

Don't suppose you have a rain poncho handy?

No? Okay.

Listen up, fellow villains.

The wait is over. Your new leader has arrived.

Eva, check it out! I'm booby-trapping the mailbox.

If our mail carrier can't deliver the bills,

we shouldn't have to pay them.

Aah! There's the man I married.

Hidey-ho, Maddens!

Oh, there's the man I didn't.

Principal Tennyson! What a surprise to see you on a weekend!

And I'm not just saying that because you're my boss

and I long to be away from you during the week.

It's a nice outfit. Did you lose a bet?

Don't be jelly. Not everybody can pull off "gushing grape."

I'm on my neighborhood watch power-walk.

It's how I look out for suspicious activity and tighten my glutes.

Anyhoo, I'll see you later at my "Parent-Principal Saturday Social."

Oh, that sounds horrific. Is it something we're supposed to attend?

And if so, he said "parent," which means one.

Oh, I expect you both!

The whole point is to ridicule parents on their terrible teens.

Double the parents, double the shame. See ya there!

I gotta say, that man does have great glutes.

Sorry! Didn't see ya! But, I mean, in my defense,

a man your age should really be wearing some sort of reflective vest.

Well, if you didn't see us, I guess you didn't see Principal Tennyson.

Who you could have super-sped right into!

Seriously, Colbs. Texting and super-speeding?!

I mean, not only did you almost get caught,

but you could've seriously hurt your father.

At his age, his bones are very brittle.

Get inside!

That kid never learns. I think it's time we teach him a lesson.

Agreed.

Hey! What happened to the booby trap?

Yup. Definitely the man I married.

Wow, who did all this?

I did! As our new leader,

you deserve a lair that reflects your personality.

Have we met?

No. I'm Shadow.

My family and I transferred here while you were gone.

We spent most of our lives living in the gutter. Literally.

It's amazing how many people you can cram into one of those things.

Hey, quick question. If you were leader,

which you're not, but if you were, what would your first order of business be?

Oh. Well, first up, you need to figure out what to do with him...

Uh, what is that thing?

Mm, Onyx's emotional support monster.

He even had the fake paperwork to take him on planes.

Oh. Great. Well, then let's put him on one and send him to the superheroes.

Yeah. He didn't like that.

Oh, please, how much damage could he possibly do in that thing?

Oh!

Well, now he can do some damage.

What are we gonna do?

Shadow, it's times like these you need to face your fears

and protect the people who mean the most.

Oh, spoken like a true leader.

I was talking about you. This is way below my pay grade.

Right. Don't worry. I got this! After all, I am here to serve you.

Yeah, that's never gonna get old. Later.

Oh, Havoc, you've been gone so long

you forgot the first rule of being a villain.

Always watch your back.

Where were you?

I...

used Dad's teleportal to...

sneak off to a Taylor Swift concert!

Yep! Busted! I'm a Swiftie!

Really? Sing one of her songs.

Oh, uh...

♪ La la la, boys are bad Shoobee-doobee-doo♪

Taylor doesn't tour till fall!

First, the surprise album, then the secret bonus tracks,

then the limited-edition colored vinyl,

and then the tour!

Any true Swiftie knows that.

Okay. Fine. You got me.

I used it to sneak back to Centropolis to be Leader of All Villains.

But I thought Mom and Dad told you not to.

Yeah, because, just like you, they don't think I have what it takes.

But I'm going to prove you all wrong.

Amy, you can't just live a double life.

At some point, it's going to catch up to you.

There you go again, telling me what I can't do!

How about for once you just sit back and watch what I can do, okay?!

Okay.

Thank you.

Amy! Are you down there?

Whatever you do, do not tell Hartley.

She'll freak if she finds out I lied to her and went back to being a villain.

Fine. As long as you don't tell her

I've been using her password to log on to the Swiftie fan site.

I love my Tay Tay, but 20 bucks a month is highway robbery!

Amy? Are you up there?!

Amy?! Amy!

Right here!

Oh. Where've you been?

Just... ...doing some homework.

You never do homework.

Exactly! So stop asking questions and take it as a victory.

What was that?

Sounded loud and destructive. My money's on Celia.

What the...

What is that thing?

My guess is whatever you popped off your grandma's back.

Okay, fine! It's Onyx's pet monster!

Well, how did it get here?

I must've left the teleportal open when you distracted me.

So great job, Jake! This is all your fault.

Why were you using a teleportal?

I used it to sneak back to Centropolis to be villain leader.

What? You lied to me?!

Yeah. Maybe... but only because I didn't expect to get caught.

Who dead-bolted this door?!

Fair warning, I'll drive my lawn mower right through it!

Great. It's Celia. She's gonna freak if she sees that thing!

Or worse, what if all her banging riles it up

and it breaks through the door and tries to attack her?!

My money's on Celia.

Okay, let's just own the fact that our kids are hot messes

and we'll be out of here in 10 minutes.

Oh, I can be out of here in five if I blame it all on you.

Mr. and Mrs. Madden!

Ya might wanna have a snack, 'cause this is gonna take a while.

FYI, stay away from the brand-name cookies.

Those are for the good students' parents.

Guys, something's wrong! My powers aren't working!

Ha-ha! Oh, we know!

Since you couldn't be responsible, your father made a device

that put a parental lock on them.

You what?!

That's right. Now I control your powers

with my own little remote.

You've gone from the Chosen One to the Chosen None!

Colby! I didn't expect to see you here.

Now you can be front and center when I tell your parents

all about your odd behavior and mysterious conduct.

Isn't this fun?

Well, at least Celia's meaty knocks scared the monster into the kitchen.

Yeah. Those knuckles do come in handy.

I once saw her drive a nail into a wall with one punch.

Hartley! You in there?

Are these people holding you against your will?

I never trusted that moody brunette you call a friend!

Look, you and I will handle your grandmother.

Jake, you go lure the monster down to the lair

so we can send him back through the teleportal.

Why me?

You have super-strength.

Besides, would you rather deal with Celia?

Monster it is!

Hey, Celia! How may I help you?

You can help yourself out of my way so I can watch my afternoon court shows.

Can't you just watch our TV at home?

That's a negative. I kicked a hole in it last night.

Were you watching a football game?

The Sound of Music.

I'll show you how to solve a problem like Maria.

Uh... Grandma...

...you seem stressed.

I think we should meditate!

Just close your eyes and pretend we're on a beach.

The sun is shining. The palms are swaying.

Now that you mentioned it, I can feel the breeze.

It's hot. And stinky.

Is this beach next to the dump?

Oh, that's just the couch.

Yeah, sometimes we use it as a trashcan.

And sometimes we use the trashcan as a couch. We're just weird people.

Okay, Grandma, you can open your eyes!

There. Don't you feel more relaxed?

No! The only thing that relaxes me is watching people lose their court cases.

Outta my way!

What was that?

The oven.

Yep! We are baking a cake... for you!

It's a screaming cake.

I do like things that scream.

Great! We'll go see if it's done!

Ah! Here it is. Another perfect example of Colby's peculiar behavior at school.

Every time there's a pop quiz in math class, he disappears. Literally!

Not what I was expecting, but okay.

That's crazy! Disappears?!

I mean, seriously. Could a kid actually disappear?

This is the weirdest looking remote I've ever seen.

Which one is the power button?!

I'm telling you. He's marked present at the beginning of the class,

but whenever there's a quiz, he's gone.

Where'd he go? This is what I was talking about!

I'm right here.

Oh!

See? He's mastered the quick escape.

Either your son's a magician, or he's done time in prison. Possibly both.

Principal Tennyson, we hear you. The kid's a hot mess. Can we go?

Look, I promise I'll behave. Just please give me another chance.

Fine. But you've used up all your chances with me.

The next time I see anything unusual,

I'm turning this over to the school superintendent

who will conduct a thorough investigation.

How thorough?

Oh, he gets all up in it!

Oh, Mrs. Miller!

Let's have a chat about Kayla!

I hope you brought tissues, 'cause there will be tears.

What were you thinking using your invisibility in front of Tennyson?

I didn't! Dad shut my powers off! Remember?

Oh, no. The parental lock remote. I left it at home.

Someone must've hit the invisibility button!

So, you created it to teach me to be responsible,

but you irresponsibly left total control of all my powers

just laying around at home?

Yeah, I'm a hot mess, too. Now come on, let's go!

Maybe it's this one.

Ow!

Principal Tennyson, I can explain.

Oh, no need, Mr. and Mrs. Madden.

I'd like you to meet the school superintendent.

Go ahead! Get all up in there!

Get back!

Jake! How did you get him back downstairs?

It was more of him throwing me down the stairs.

Come on, help me find the device so we can activate the teleportal

and send him back to Centropolis.

Uh, guys? Could that be it?

Oh. Not gonna lie, I thought that was gonna smell a lot worse.

Oh, yep, now it's hitting me.

Okay, there are only two ways to get that device out of the monster's stomach.

Hartley and I will take the disgusting way.

Jake... you can take the way more disgusting way.

Did you two really just use the only person

in the room without superpowers as a shield?!

Oh, Hartley, stop making this all about you.

Why don't you just use your super-strength and do the Heimlich on him?

Because if it doesn't work he'll tear me apart limb from limb!

Yeah, I'm not seeing the problem.

Oh, maybe it's because you are the problem.

Really? 'Cause if you weren't there playing with your mannequins,

none of this would have happened!

Just stop arguing!

Maybe if we just ask him politely, he'll just cough it up.

Follow my lead. Hey, Mr. Monster!

Hey! Get away from her!

The device! Well, that was lucky.

Hurry up and activate the teleportal!

Well, great job, everyone.

You know what, take the rest of the day for yourselves.

I was just telling our superintendent

all about Colby and all the weird stuff he's been doing.

He's got a lot of questions for you.

So open up, 'cause he's coming in!

Sir, there is nothing odd about our son's behavior.

Come on, you stupid thing! Work!

Nope. Nothing odd here!

Can you excuse us? I think the generic cookies are starting to kick in.

Oh, the Fords. Let's go inform them that their son's a notebook eater!

Maybe I'm not hitting them hard enough. Time to bust out the double thumbs.

Oh!

What just happened?

When I added a parental lock for Colby's powers,

I also added one for yours,

so you can't zap me when you get mad. Ya know, like right now.

What do you know? Another odd and mysterious thing

happening when Colby's around.

All right, I demand an explanation.

I'll tell you what's going on.

You've been spending so much time coming down on your students,

that you didn't even notice that those sparking light fixtures are a fire hazard!

What? But that's not my job!

Is it?

Well... Wait. No! Stop!

Okay... Everybody back! I gave you people cookies!

Oh, nice one, Colbs!

Hey. Should we just stick around and watch them eat him alive?

I don't know who has the remote, but that was brilliant!

Hey, I'm sorry I lied about being leader.

I knew you didn't want me being a villain again,

and I didn't want to let you down.

At least you learned your lesson.

Please tell me you learned your lesson.

You know what? I already know the answer, so I'm just gonna leave.

What'd she say? I still got half a gallon of monster puke in my ear!

Here. I can help.

Amy! Oh, that is better.

Thanks for saving my butt.

Yeah, well, you're my sister. It kinda comes with the territory.

Look, I know you were just joking when you said it but...

I don't want you to think I'm an unpredictable mess.

Oh, Amy. I wasn't joking.

Look, I'm sorry if I made you feel like

you had to prove something to me, or Mom and Dad.

Well, that's just it. I-- I thought I was trying to prove it to you but...

I was actually just trying to prove it to myself.

Ever since I got us chased out of Centropolis,

I feel like the failure of the family.

What are you talking about? You're the one who defeated Onyx!

That was one time.

And after seeing how you all reacted to me being leader,

it felt like you were all just waiting for me to mess up again.

And today I did.

Look, we all make mistakes.

But as long as we're there to help each other,

that's all that matters.

You might be an unpredictable mess,

but you're still my sister. And I'll always have your back.

Thanks. I'll always have yours, too.

Even if you are an uptight, annoyingly positive Swiftie.

Well, I better teleport back to Centropolis

and tell them to find a new leader.

Hey, uh, before you go,

can you send one more sonic blast through my ear?

I think that leftover monster puke is working its way to my brain.

Back so soon?

Shadow. Hey. Where'd the monster go?

Oh, one of the henchmen adopted him.

We're hoping it sticks.

What's that?

This? Oh, uh, it's a little light show I travel with.

I like to make an entrance.

You sure it's not the teleportal you've been using

to go back and forth between here and Valley View?

How do you know about Valley View?

Onyx told me.

He told me everything.

After all, he was my father.

You're Onyx's daughter?

Yeah, I just said that. Keep up. Hmm?

So that's why we never met. Because he sheltered you from villain life.

Mm, and now I'm gonna follow in his footsteps

and take over as the rightful Leader of All Villains.

Just for the record, that'd be a lot more impactful

if you weren't twirling your hair like a cheerleader.

Look, I only came to tell you I quit.

I'm going back to Valley View.

You're not going anywhere.

You have Immobilization?

Yup. A little something I got from my father.

Nice try, Havoc.

But it's time for you to pay for what you've done.

Well, it's about time. Your TV remote needs new batteries.

I should've known it was you!

Celia, I-I know you think whatever's ours is yours,

but that remote is definitely an exception.

What's so special about this thing?!

Stop! Pressing! Buttons!

Fine. I'll just go watch my own TV.

Even with a hole in it, it still works better than yours.

Previously onThe Villains of Valley View...

So that's it? I'm leader and I don't even get a say in this?!

You're just not ready. Being leader is more work than you think.

Your new leader has arrived.

How do you know about Valley View?

Onyx told me.

He was my father.

I'm gonna follow in his footsteps.

...and take over as the rightful Leader of All Villains.

Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

I'm about to show you just how mighty I can be!

Let's pretend you didn't see that.

Your powers can't penetrate that enclosure.

But don't worry, you won't be in there for long.

I re-wired all the electricity from Surge's old charging port

to trigger two separate blasts that will destroy this place.

Two blasts? What's the point? Any good villain knows you only need one.

Well, it would obliterate you quicker.

You know what? Suffering is underrated. Let's just stick with two.

When the second blast goes off,

this place will become a giant pile of rubble,

and you'll be at the bottom.

I know this is a long shot, but have you considered three blasts?

Nice try. While you're here awaiting your demise,

I'll be in Valley View destroying the rest of your family.

Just like you destroyed my father.

Good luck with that. They'll take you down easily.

Oh, I don't think so. 'Cause they'll never see me coming.

You have Replication?

That's right, I'm wearing you like a virtual skin suit.

And that's not creepy at all.

Too bad it won't do you any good since you can't replicate my voice.

Are you talking about...

...this voice?

Oh, come on!

The world has seen you and your family for the last time, Havoc.

The countdown has begun.

Wait! What countdown? And where's the big red readout?

You're doing this whole villain thing completely wrong!

So this is where Havoc and her family have been hiding.

Nice curb appeal.

Hey!

Everything go okay in Centropolis?

Uh, yeah. Couldn't have gone better.

Oh, there you are! We've been looking everywhere for you. Where have you been?

Uh, the mall!

Cool. What'd you get?

Pair of socks.

Sweet. What are we talkin'?

Knit? Cotton? Knee-high? No show?

They're socks. Get over it.

Wow, must've been a clearance sale on attitudes.

I'd say "I'm sorry" but we both know I'm not gonna mean it.

What are you sittin' around for?

We're gonna be late for Movie Night at Valley View Park!

It's a shark movie. And I wanna be front and center

when one of those pretty-boy actors gets his head bitten off!

What's wrong, Celia? Has the thrill of watching those

funeral mishap videos worn off for ya?

Nah, I still watch one every now and then

for a hot pick-me-up.

Let's go!

Wait, movie night? No one told me about movie night.

What are you talking about? I reminded you yesterday.

Oh, right. Yeah, you did.

But you didn't remind me today, so this one's on you.

But still, I mean, do we really gonna go? It seems like a whole thing.

Well, you're a whole thing, and we still have to spend time with you.

He's right, you are a whole thing. You get that from your father.

Amy, what's going on? You promised me you'd go.

Of course, because I'm always excited to spend time with my cousin.

Friend? Friend. Friend. Yes.

Are you okay? You're acting really weird.

She bought a pair of socks at the mall. I think they might be cutting off

the blood circulation to her brain.

I was gonna get socks too! What'd you get? Argyle? Wool?

Can we stop talking about the socks?

And I'm fine. I just don't understand why we'd want to go out

when we can watch a movie here. All together,

on the couch, at close range.

Amy, I've waited weeks for this, remember?

Halfway through the movie I'm gonna shape-shift into a shark,

jump through the screen and send everyone running for their lives!

That does sound fun! Plus, I'm always the nice guy, I could use a cheat day.

Let's go! If I end up sitting behind a guy with a big head,

you're all gonna pay!

Come on!

There's got to be a way out of this thing!

Wait! Dad put a lock-pick in my belt!

What's this?

"Dear Havoc, I-O-U one lock-pick. Love, Dad." Seriously?

Again, this is where a countdown clock with a big red read-out would've been great!

Out of my way. Coming through.

This looks like a good spot. Move.

Celia, how could you do that to that poor man?

Just be happy he got up before I started kicking.

You know, if I weren't so scared of you, I really think we could be friends.

Then it's a good thing you're scared of me.

I'm gonna go get some popcorn.

Oh, can you grab me some?

What do you think?

Okay, guys, huddle up so we can plan out our shark attack.

I'm still debating whether to go Hammerhead or Great White.

Either way, I'm not wearing pants.

Amy, what's up? You seem distracted ever since we left the house.

And why do you keep twirling your hair?

Last time I did that, you threatened me with "Bald October."

Yeah, yeah, can you just move? You're blocking my shot.

Uh, view. I mean, you're, you're blocking my view.

You know what, never mind, I'll just tell you when to duck.

Jake, have you noticed Amy's been acting really weird?

Ever since she came back from Centropolis, it's like she's a different person.

Well, it could be worse, she could be the same.

Amy? What are you doing?

Uh, what does it look like I'm doing?

I'm watching the movie, same as everyone else.

Sorry, folks, she gets easily excited.

Yeah, whatever you do, do not mention socks!

Jake, we have to do something.

Amy just held up her hand up and activated some weird power

like she's gonna launch something at all of you.

She's my sister and she's a villain. That happens like 20 times a day.

Listen to me. Whatever I just saw was not a sonic power.

Trust me, I know Amy and something's off.

Hartley, you're overreacting. Just go watch the movie.

Everything okay?

No. I don't know what's going on, but you're not the Amy I know!

Hartley, what's the problem?

Maybe you can help me figure it out.

'Cause I know my best friend and that's not her!

Well, I know my daughter, and that is her.

Look at her over there, twirling her hair like she normally does.

Oh, Hartley!

They're never gonna believe you, so give it up.

The best thing you can do is stay out of my way. Got it?

Oh, look, a giant man's about to attack everyone.

Oh, no, that's just some guy standing in front of the projector.

I don't know if I like watching movies this way.

Uh, I think I'll go check out the snack bar.

Good idea.

Ooh, will you grab me some popcorn?

No.

What does a man have to do to get some popcorn around here?

I don't know. Get off his butt and get it himself?

What else does a man have to do?

Ooh, what'd I miss?

Every time!

I will take that hand off faster than a shark!

You know, I used to be an actress.

Did I ever tell you about my days in community theater?

Yeah, I'm not really--

1976,

Valley View Performing Arts Center.

My name was in lights,

mostly because I climbed up on the marquee and made it that way.

Okay guys, let's go behind the screen and get ready for Colby's shape-shifting gag.

Ooh, is now a good time to take off my pants?

No. And why are you so excited about that?

Wait, but how will we know if the lifeguard ever sees

the pretty jet ski instructor again?

And there's my answer. Let's go.

And don't get me started on my career as a background artist.

Vin Diesel says he'll never work with me again.

That's how you know I made an impression.

Wait, where did they go?

Oh, come on. That can't be the first time your family tried to ditch you!

The second blast must be coming any minute!

So this is it. This is how I go out.

I can't even leave a note to tell my family I'm sorry.

And that I love them, even Jake.

Amy? Amy?

Hartley? Wait, am I dead?

Are you an angel? Because that would be very on-brand for you.

Amy!

H-How did you find me?

I knew something was off about you

or whoever was pretending to be you!

She was evil, mean, and scary, and--

Actually, how did I know the difference?

Was it the hair twirling?

Yes! Ugh! If you ever catch me doing that again,

I will literally hand you the clippers.

Look. This place is gonna blow! You've gotta get out of here!

No, I'm not leaving without you!

Well, I didn't mean without me.

Okay, good. Because I'm here to save you! And I brought backup!

Hey!

Starling? You brought a superhero?

I can leave.

No, no, you're good.

When you can't get a major league player, minor league will do.

Please don't go.

Don't worry, we're gonna get you out of there.

-Do you have superpowers? -No.

Then let's not make promises you can't keep.

There's one blast left before this whole place is rubble so you need to move fast!

Got it! I bet the explosives are wired to Surge's old charging port.

I'll diffuse it from there.

Great. FYI, "fast" means you don't need to

explain what you're doing.

Oh, and be careful, this stuff is really unstable.

If you move too fast, you might...

...make it worse.

Where the heck is Colby? He was right behind us.

Sorry. I was using the bathroom.

I was gonna wait until I turned into the shark

but I have no idea how that would even work.

Hey, instead of a shark, what if Colby transforms

into a really cute dolphin that makes people want to pet him instead of run away?

Okay, one more idea like that and you're off the team.

There you are! Well, well, well, the moment has arrived.

Not now, Amy. We're waiting for the perfect time

for Colby to shape-shift. Oh, yup. It just went by while I was talking.

Not that moment! The moment when I destroy all of you.

Seriously, Amy, quit playing around. You're gonna ruin our prank.

Hey, hey, guys. I don't think that's Amy.

Hello, family.

Or should I say, goodbye, family.

Hartley was right.

She knew something was off and I didn't listen to her.

Who are you?

Yeah, still no clue.

Oh, I know! It's, it's that girl from the pretzel shop!

You know, the one that always skimps on the salt.

Maybe stick to the little magic tricks

because your pretzel making skills are horrific.

I'm not a pretzel girl! I'm a villain!

But you might know me better as the daughter of Onyx.

Oh, yeah, now I see it. Same dead eyes.

What do you want with us?

I'm here to get even.

Havoc destroyed my father

so now I'm going to destroy all of you.

Hey there, hi. Uh, Flashform, AKA, the Chosen One.

Look, I get the angsty grudge, I really do.

But could you possibly hold off on destroying us for, like, 10, maybe 15 minutes?

I've waited weeks to turn into a shark!

Is this dude for real?

Wait, if you're here pretending to be Amy,

then where's the real one?

What do we do?

We? How about you just give me some moral support?

Oh, okay! Go Starling!

Without talking. The bad news is, I couldn't find a way to stop the explosion.

Okay. What's the good news?

Oh, I don't have any. It's all bad news out here.

Maybe I can concentrate my velocity force

into the enclosure and blast the back wall out.

But wouldn't the force of that also destroy Amy?

That's also a possible outcome.

It will never work. Superpowers can't penetrate the enclosure!

Maybe not your superpowers.

That either went really well, or we're gonna need a mop.

Amy, are you okay?

Can someone pop my right eyeball back into its socket?

Oh, wait, there it goes.

Did you really have to blast me that hard?

Hey, if I'm gonna save you at least let me have some fun doing it.

Yes! We did it! You're safe!

Uh, what's that ticking noise?

Finally, a proper warning we're about to be obliterated. Run!

This movie is boring.

When I beat a shark off my leg, he didn't just swim away.

He came back for seconds.

Then I started doing the biting!

It's appropriate that there's a movie playing,

because you're about to experience... the end!

Ugh, just when I thought she couldn't get worse, she's got puns.

Just so you know, we're not going down without a fight.

That's right, we're not.

Yes! Hartley's here to save us! We should probably start running now.

I thought I told you to stay out of my way.

To be fair, her ability to get in the way

is the closest thing this girl has to a superpower.

You may have had everyone else fooled, but not me.

I know my best friend better than anyone.

Well, good for you. But you're too late.

'Cause I'm taking them down, and you can't do anything to stop me.

Maybe not. But I can.

Nice entrance! This is so much more exciting than the movie!

How did you get out?

With a little help from me!

Wait...

What?

Uh, yeah, um,

Starling knows our secret and we've all kinda become friends.

Wait, what?

It's a long story, I'll have Amy explain later.

You're friends with a superhero? I should've known you were a traitor.

At least she has my back.

I mean, as villains, we're supposed to look out for each other.

But just like your father, you turned on me and my entire family.

That's funny. Because last I checked, you're the one who destroyed my father.

Your father attacked us. And drove us from the only home we had ever known.

Yeah. He was a real meanie!

I know the story. You were the brave little daughter

standing up for your mother.

And now it's my turn to stand up and honor my father.

By destroying all of you.

Leave them out of it. This is between you and me.

Fine. Then they can watch as I take you down first.

Hi, we haven't met, I'm Starling.

Yeah, we're familiar with your work.

Ooh, wait a minute. Now it's getting good!

Ooh... I don't know where the sharks went,

but this is better. Ooh, you get it, girl. Oh, watch out! Watch out!

Should we jump in?

No, you know how teen girls are.

They don't want your help unless they ask for it.

A little help, please?

Oh, there it is.

Don't worry, I got this.

Uh, thanks but we don't need a superhero to, uh...

Actually, you know what, you're young, you handle it.

Let's do this.

Use your gusty wind thingy!

My gusty wind thingy?

I think you mean my velocity force.

-Whatever! -No, not whatever.

I don't call your sonic scream a loud yell-y thingy!

Just use it!

Say goodbye, Havoc.

Wow, she's still going!

Oh, she'll be going for a while.

-Wait, did we just... -Work together?

Yup!

And not only was that the first time a superhero

and a supervillain worked together,

you joined your powers to do it! And I got it all on video.

Not anymore.

Starling, that was amazing!

Oh, thanks! It's good to see you.

It's good to see you, too.

O-Okay. Uh,

I'm fine with letting you save my daughter's life

but there will be no superhero flirting with my son.

I would never think of it.

And she hasn't. Ever. Thought of it.

Well, I should get going.

Hey, thanks. I owe you one.

Oh, you owe me a few.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go use my fly-y thingy and fly away.

Okay, now that that's over, it's time for the big finale!

What? The movie's over?

See, that's what's wrong with Hollywood.

Just when things start getting good,

they gotta ruin it with a three-D talking shark.

I don't get it. If you're not a shark anymore, why do you still smell like fish?

Don't ask questions you don't want the answers to.

I have to share a room with you, so I'd definitely like an answer.

Colby? Colby?

Well, thanks for a fun night!

Freeze!

Care to explain how Onyx's daughter found us in Valley View?

Okay, fine. I might have used Dad's teleportal device

to sneak back to Centropolis to be villain leader.

You owe me five bucks.

Wait, you two made a bet over whether or not I'd sneak back to be leader?

Oh, we knew you'd do that. No, the bet was how you'd get there.

But I knew you'd turn to one of my devices.

I can't believe you'd use my teleportal without telling me.

I also can't believe you lived. That thing was not tested.

Look, I-- I'm sorry, okay?

I-- I just wanted to prove that I could handle being leader,

and when you all said that you didn't think I could,

it just made me wanna do it even more.

Well, we can't fault you for that.

That's just being a villain.

True. But no more jumping into dangerous situations

without telling us first.

Deal.

Eva... Do you wanna go down to the lair

and try my new particle collider?

Double or nothing one of us gets out alive.

Ooh, I'll take that bet.

Well, another mess of a day, all thanks to my bad decisions.

Oh, don't be so hard on yourself.

I mean, sure, you've made some bad decisions,

but you also made a really good one.

And what was that?

When you first came to Valley View,

you were just a villain who never wanted a friend.

But eventually, you decided to trust me and let me in.

If you hadn't, your best friend wouldn't have been able to save you today.

You're right.

Yep.

And you're gonna lord it over me, aren't you?

Forever!

You won't get away with this, Havoc! I will have my revenge!

All in good time.

What the-- Get away from me!

Fear not, my child. It is I, Onyx.

Father? But how?

They may have destroyed my body,

but they will never destroy my spirit.