Original subtitles

This is like our secret hideout, yeah?

-Should we name it? -Secret hideout.

Let's see�

"Best Friends Room."

Oh!

Best pals.

That's an old phrase.

Isn't it kind of boring?

Are these two close?

Makio the renovator, and Gitarin the guitar instructor.

It has taken ten short days of living together

for them to become two brotherly peas in a pod.

-Don't stop 'em now. -They're having a good time.

Green light. Red light.

You're not getting closer, you're just posing.

The duo bros.

'Cause I'm having a good time Having a good time

PACHI YUMI, 51 OWNS A SPORTS GYM

BORN IN SAITAMA MARRIED ONCE

TAMIFULL, 45 MANGA ARTIST

BORN IN KANAGAWA NEVER MARRIED

SEN-NE, 57 DIETARY ADVISOR

BORN IN TOKYO NEVER MARRIED

CAPTAIN, 48 FORMER RESCUE PILOT

BORN IN TOKYO NEVER MARRIED

AYAKAN, 35 SECRETARY

BORN IN OSAKA NEVER MARRIED

GITARIN, 52 MUSIC TEACHER

BORN IN HOKKAIDO NEVER MARRIED

MAKIO, 39 HOME RENOVATION

BORN IN YAMAGATA NEVER MARRIED

NINO, 42 MODEL AND WEB EDITOR

BORN IN AICHI NEVER MARRIED

Don't stop me now

I'm having such a good time I'm having a ball

Don't stop me now

If you wanna have a good time Just give me a call

Don't stop me now

'Cause I'm having a good time

- Don't stop me now - Yes, I'm having a good time

I don't wanna stop at all�

GITARIN'S GREAT GAMBLE

Romance is blooming in Love Village.

Ayakan the Secretary, has feelings for Captain, the former rescue pilot.

She does.

Meanwhile, Captain and Gitarin, the music teacher,

are getting curious about Nino, the model.

They've been seduced by her cooking.

Then we have the two ladies in their fifties.

What? I've been waiting for this.

Both of them?

-Sato is so cute. -It's Sato!

Today, Tamifull and Makio are pairing up to work together.

Eh�

I don't have those overalls anymore.

Oh, you've returned it.

-Oh, right. Manhattan took them. -You should've asked to keep them.

-No, I couldn't ask him that. -I guess not.

-True. -You can't ask for that.

Makio, who works in construction and renovation

offers this�

Or my work clothes.

That's a good idea.

You can have my work clothes.

-That works. -It's lame, though.

Really? I'll borrow it, then.

Nice.

Looks like the wife, now.

The wife. She looks like the factory owner's wife

who came to check on things.

-Yeah, yeah, yeah. -At mom-and-pop shops.

-Actually� -Oh�

I was just really impressed by Manhattan and his maturity.

I really do think that in one way or another,

he passed on to each and every one of us a great lesson in courage.

It's true. He was cool.

Makio shed tears as Manhattan said his goodbyes.

And also at that time, he had a unique emotional experience.

Because the woman he was attracted to was Tamifull,

part of me,

I think, wanted her to stay somehow. And then I started to wonder�

Huh?

-�"Wait, am I in love?" -What?

-That made him realize. -Really?

I think I'd like to get to know her better.

-This could be great. -He has feelings for Tamifull.

-Oh. -That's awesome.

Getting to know somebody while living together is interesting right?

-Mmm-hmm. -But�

It doesn't mean that you're gonna fall in love just because of the circumstances.

Mmm�

You need�

Something has to make your heart beat faster.

Without that�

Like an arrow to the heart?

-Like� -For me,

-I think it's people's reactions. -Reactions?

-Reactions. -Like what?

-He's reacting. -Huh? Like what?

Yeah.

-Like, now. -That's nice.

You just gave me a reaction.

-That's an example. -What?

Most people would be like, "Seriously" or "Really?"

Don't you think they'd react that way?

Captain doesn't.

They pair is working on Sato's shed

and it's almost complete.

Okay.

-Good? -Mmm�

It's done.

Cute colors.

It's taken two weeks to finish.

It's designed to have great ventilation and to prevent rainwater from pooling.

Impressive.

Here we go.

Tamifull built the shed because she loves little Sato.

She takes good care of her.

-Nice. It's so nice. -Yeah.

You can see her, too. Oh, look!

Working on the shed brings them closer.

-It looks good. -Oh, boy.

Then Makio says�

This tastes good.

Either way, I've come here to ring the bell.

-Oh. That's cool. -Oh�

I'd like you to tell me more about yourself, Tamifull.

I'd like to know more about you.

-I wanna get to know you too. -Nice.

-Makio's a pretty simple guy. -Oh, really?

-I'm easy to win over. -I don't know about that.

It's afternoon�

These four are cleaning the windows.

Windows always need to be cleaned.

-Okay, we're almost done. -Ayakan.

Hey, hurry up!

Hey, um, you just gotta order her.

Captain, say "Hey" to me.

-Huh? -Say, "Hey"

-Why? -She's so cute when she smiles.

Hey. Hey, Ayakan.

Is she a masochist?

But it must be fun.

Ayakan, the secretary,

has feelings for Captain, the former rescue pilot.

Come here.

And a surprising stroke of luck comes her way.

What� What's going on?

Nice.

I like where this is going.

It starts all in fun with the vamp less two in their fifties.

-My turn. -Ayakan come.

-You can kiss him. -I'm too nervous.

-See him make his kissy face. -It's too embarrassing.

-Ayakan, it's your turn! -It's too embarrassing. I can't.

-What's with the giggling? -Wasn't that nice?

So embarrassing!

Oh, my gosh.

My heart was racing like crazy.

I was, like, "Thank you, ladies."

-So cute! -I was happy.

Oh, yeah, she's smitten.

The Fifties give a boost to Ayakan's romance.

Nice.

And the god of romance is finally smiling upon these two as well.

Don't pause it there.

Look, he's here.

He's here. He looks slim.

-Wait. -Huh?

With this part� Oh, he's here.

-He's here. -You can tell?

-He's here. -He's here.

Open the gate, Gitarin.

What's he like? What's he like?

Welcome!

Wow.

He's dapper.

-He's dapper! -He's dashing.

So dapper.

Nice to meet you.

-I'm Tanasan. -Tanasan!

-He looks interesting. -I manage

a specialized trading company.

Um, I'm 52.

-He's in his fifties! -I've come to Love Village

because I genuinely want to fall in love. I'll be joining as a new resident.

-Nice to meet you. -Nice to meet you.

Thank you. I'm really nervous.

They're beaming, huh?

They are.

Tanasan is 52-year-old living in Kobe.

He's the CEO of a company specializing in importing

and selling livestock feed grains,

with an annual profit of 6 billion yen.

What?

Someone get him!

-I just joined ten days ago? -I see. Yeah. This is�

But Sen-ne�

Here we go.

-Not wasting time. Oh, boy. -She acts fast!

LIPSTICK

-Won't it be obvious? -Yeah. But I get it.

Sorry.

-Let's give him a tour. -I was fixing my makeup.

Thank you. I appreciate the thought.

Revitalized and with a fresh face,

Sen-ne quickly asks Tanasan a question.

I wanna know if you cook.

Cook? Well, I cook because I have to.

Oh.

I'm living with my eldest son right now.

-Eldest son. -Oh, you have kids.

-Yes, um, I actually have a lot of kids. -A lot?

Are they spread out all over?

No, I've only had one wife and we had four kids.

-And kids? -Oh!

She took three children and I took one.

Oh!

Tanasan divorced seven years ago

and is now living with his son.

I see.

-Do you like to drink? -Do you like to drink alcohol?

-I do. I do. -Yay!

-She's really going for him. -Yeah.

The staff asks Sen-ne what she thought about Tanasan.

Yeah, there's a chance. There might be a chance.

What really is sticking with me is that he said he'd come to fall in love.

He's genuinely here, hoping his heart will flutter and so am I.

I hope we can feel that together.

Hearts. "I'm in love" symbols.

-She's so obvious. Wow. -As for Pachi Yumi�

-Oh? -He seems decent.

Someone I could be friends with.

Well, at first, he said he has a kid.

Well, four, but living with one.

I'd like to know how old this kid is.

-And what kind of� -Very levelheaded.

�environment he's raising him in, in a single father home.

-That's your first question. -Yes, it is. Is that weird?

-No, no. -No. It's levelheaded.

Yes.

-Let's polish this wall. -Let's do it.

Tanasan's first task is removing the rust

-from the wall with Sen-ne. -Oh�

-Already paired together. -You fall in love easily?

-I do. -You do.

-She's stepping on the gas. -Same. Same for me.

-Oh, same. What? Really? -Same, yeah.

Did you fall in love with anybody else while you were married?

Oh, well�

-You listening? We're a trio. -She is. She's so close.

I couldn't help but laugh.

-Maybe they'll become rivals. -I love planes.

-Yeah. -I fly a lot.

-Huh? -I travel on planes a lot.

-A lot of miles. I bet. -A lot, a lot.

Why do you fly? Oh, because of the trading company.

Yeah, business. Right now, Japan Airlines,

I've earned around 600,000.

-What? -Wow! That's amazing.

You could circle around the world.

YES, FIVE TIMES

Yeah so, it's the domestic airline's�

Wow!

Amazing.

Of course I was eavesdropping on them.

When he was talking about the miles he's earned and that status�

I also collect points,

so I wanted to talk with him about that,

but I was, like, "No. No, I shouldn't butt in."

Since I've already heard them talk about it,

I don't need to bring it up again.

-She's so levelheaded. -She is.

You could say that you were listening to their conversation�

I wanna learn something new about Tanasan.

Oh!

With the arrival of Tanasan�

Sparks are flying.

�the feminine sides of these ladies, which have been resting,

begin to shine again.

ATSUSHI TAMURA - BECKY

-Yay! -Go, go!

Things are starting to happen for the Fifties.

I've been waiting for this.

-Isn't it great? -Yes, it is.

Do women really change that quickly?

All of a sudden wearing socks with heart shapes�

-Good question! -Yeah.

Sen-ne is the kind of person who lets everything show.

On the other hand, Pachi Yumi is staying calm and levelheaded.

But I think she's trying to rein herself in actually.

She knows how easily she could fall in love.

She knows herself and she's telling herself to go slow.

That's how it seems to me.

It's possible Tanasan might start liking someone else.

Exactly.

CEOs do prefer younger women.

Like, Nino, Tamifull and Ayakan.

Tanasan might prefer them.

If he does, I can't watch those two anymore.

No, you can't.

Makio also made a move.

I wasn't expecting it at all.

When he thought Tamifull could be leaving he didn't want her to go.

Yeah. He wanted her to stay.

Love is like that. It hits you unexpectedly.

I thought they had a nice vibe.

In my mind, I always assumed that Tamifull had a strong sex drive.

What? That's based on nothing.

-Wait. Wasn't there? -Was there a sign?

THE NEXT DAY

Tanasan, the CEO of a specialized trading company,

is sitting alone in the field.

Sitting up so straight.

-Until� -Someone's here. Oh!

-You can eat. -May I?

-She's having a snack? -Sorry, I just got hungry.

Pachi Yumi, Nikorun's mom, show's up eating a piece of bread.

Her voice seems higher. Like she's in love.

-You like pachinko? You do? -I do. Yes.

What kind of slots do you play?

-You play pachinko? -You're really going to town on that.

-Wait, do you? -Go ahead, keep eating.

-I used to play pachinko. -Mmm�

I see? Um, so� I don't mean to be rude,

but do you have a child or children right now or�

I do.

Twenty six and twenty one.

They're not little. Were they, like, "Go for it, Mom"?

Yeah. My daughter did encourage me.

I haven't been in a relationship for 12 years.

-I'm sorry I've been eating. -No worries.

-That's why I came here. -Oh, I see.

-When did you divorce? -Seven years ago.

-Oh� -Six and a half. Yeah.

I wasn't�

focusing�

on my family.

-Oh� -You?

-Yeah, me. -You feel sorry about it?

-I feel sorry. -You have four children.

Yeah. I used to play around a lot.

Allow yourself to feel shame for not focusing on your family.

Counseling him?

You're absolutely right.

But like, that struck me. It struck a chord.

It's afternoon.

What was it again? Potatoes?

-They're not doing good, are they? -Yeah.

Captain and Nino work in the field together.

-There's so much to keep track of. -There is.

But�

Oh�

Sorry. First, I wanna� look.

I volunteered to handle this but I forgot.

Manhattan was watering the hibiscus plants.

Captain took over the task. However�

I volunteered to handle this but I forgot.

Oh. I watered them this morning.

-You did? Oh, thanks. -Yeah. I saw the ground was dry.

-That's sweet. -And it hadn't rained either.

-She already did it. -I took care of it.

-I like how she said that. -I forgot immediately.

When you go on a date where do you wanna go?

On a date?

-Yeah. -I actually just wanna hold hands.

She's really dreaming about it.

You like holding hands?

Yeah. You don't hold hands until you're a couple, right?

-Oh, right. Right. -Yeah. I've never been on a date

with someone like that.

Guys who don't really�

I mean, guys who only wanna hook up.

They say, "Let's just go inside."

You're not walking anywhere but the convenience store.

-That's why I dream about it. -Mmm�

Someday, out in public, I'll hold hands with somebody.

-I see. -I haven't done that in so long.

-Why don't you� -Mmm�

try walking with somebody here and holding hands?

Oh, that's actually�

That would get anybody's heart going.

-Holding hands? Ah. -Yeah.

-It'd help them see you that way. -See me that way?

Yeah.

Then�

Yeah, well, it's gonna taste good anyway.

-Wanna hold hands? -What?

I'm nervous. Left hand or right hand?

I like this side. Like this.

Just kidding.

-Wait. I'm getting sweaty. -Like this. Like this?

Right. Right, right.

It's like looking into the future.

I wonder when the last time was.

-Okay, let's stop here. -Okay. Right.

I tried to create a mood where it wouldn't be weird or anything,

um, for me to hold her hand�

Whoa! I see.

�and I did it intentionally, just so I could do that.

Oh, he likes her, then.

If we were keeping score, I think I'm way ahead of the game.

And now for Nino�

-That was exciting! -Yay!

I was holding a guy's hand and I was, like, "Oh, my gosh!"

When he let go, he was a bit abrupt.

I wish he'd let go of my hand maybe a little more gently, you know?

Was it abrupt?

If it had been done gently, I would have liked it.

It was abrupt, though.

The staff thought the Captain needed to know, so they called him back.

-What? Tell him? -What? Do they do that?

You shouldn't tell tales.

She mentioned you let go of her hand abruptly.

-I need to work on that. -Right.

Oh, I wasn't� I mean� Ugh.

I was so happy that I pulled off trying to hold hands with her,

that I just didn't think about it when I should let go.

REMORSEFUL

Guys are already satisfied with holding hands, right?

-True. -Don't say that.

Like, leading up to sex and then afterwords�

After you get laid you forget to keep caring, right?

-Okay. -That's not true.

He straightened up.

Captain's feelings for Nino are growing.

No, it's a one-sided love.

And Ayakan, the secretary from Osaka is attracted to Captain.

-Captain's got a lot going on. -This could be tricky.

Now nighttime, Ayakan comes to the garden.

She's holding something.

I'm nervous.

Ayakan is flipping out over the kiss

with Captain through the window.

This scene.

-This was really good. -She's touching her lips.

-What? So cute. -And she has a special present.

You're sitting so properly.

I didn't even bring any chocolate.

I wanted to give you something to thank you for the chocolate.

She made him something.

What is it?

You know Yamasaki's bread that's like a peanut butter sandwich?

The Lunch Pack. The peanut butter Lunch Pack is my favorite.

Oh!

FROM AYAKAN'S DIARY

He said he likes the peanut butter Lunch Pack

so I'll make him a Peanut Butter sandwich.

Oh!

I think I can do it.

Right. Because she's not a great cook.

She just has to put in the filling.

She thinks that to outdo Nino's gyoza,

she needs to make a Lunch Pack-style peanut butter sandwich.

Let's see who wins.

So I actually wanted to make something like a Lunch Pack and cut off the crust.

But when I opened the fridge, I didn't find any peanut butter.

So it's just two pieces of bread with nothing inside.

-Wait a minute. -Nothing is inside.

-Better to bring nothing. -Are you serious?

I mean her giggle�

Wait a minute!

GIFTING TWO SLICES OF CRUSTLESS BREAD

-It's just bread! -It's shocking.

I could totally accept this now but I think I'd end up waiting�

�until we have the peanut butter.

Yeah, I get it.

-What are these? -These are the crusts.

-The bread crusts? -That's all it was.

Just plain crusts she cut off. They're not fried and covered in sugar?

Today, I'm giving you a bread crusts.

My thank you gift is crust.

Wait a minute. Am I Sato or something?

So wild!

Ayakan! I'll say it was cute.

It was cute. Yeah.

What she did was cute.

-It was. For sure. -Ayakan.

It was cute that she wanted to make him a Lunch Pack.

But she just gave him plain bread.

Is it still okay if you're not in kindergarten anymore?

Even in junior high, you'd feel like, "Hold on."

Also, Captain and Nino�

These two are a little�

Captain is putting in some effort.

-So, it's very� -He likes her a lot.

He likes Nino.

I don't want Nino to be sharing that she held hands with Captain with everyone.

Mmm-mmm.

Ayakan, might�

-She'll be in that corner -She could end up there again.

Her new life in the corner.

Is that what that phrase meant?

It was referring to Ayakan, huh?

The sunken kotatsu.

It's been a week since they started work on the sunken kotatsu.

Even though it's not finished, they're placing a table inside.

-When they first arrived� -It was awful.

It used to look like that.

�the living room was messy and littered with junk.

However�

-So clean. -Nice.

�it's on its way to becoming a relaxing space.

-Oh, this is nice! -It's nice, huh?

What in the world? This is amazing.

-I think this sunken kotatsu is great. -Definitely.

Their first meal in the living room.

It's like� It's nice eating here.

-It's pretty nice. -It feels like we're at a Japanese bar.

-Yeah. -It's like we're at a party.

-That's so true. It Feels like a party. -It is like a Japanese bar!

-Nice. -Welcome Tanasan!

Today they're having a welcome party for Tanasan.

A welcome party.

Tanasan shares a memory about his ex-wife.

On my ex-wife's birthday,

I gave her a glass slipper and asked her to be my Cinderella.

What? That's so lovely! Jot this down.

-That's lovely. -It is.

-That's so cool. -Just one glass slipper.

You said, "Be my Cinderella" right?

I did. I did.

My goodness!

-Yay! Impressive! -She'd be the type.

Peace in Love Village holds on for one more day.

-But this day only. -What? The music is scary.

Why? Why?

-It's the next day. -Why can't they keep the peace?

I'm so happy. I'm with Nino.

-There he goes again. -I'm so happy.

Show me what to do.

Gitarin, whose stomach was won over by Nino's gyoza,

invites Nino to work with him.

-She's his only choice. -Speaking of Gitarin�

He's a music teacher in Hokkaido�

-That's right. -�sent by his students,

who want to end his ten years of being single.

He also brought his savings book that he's been filling up.

He fell in love with Chii, however�

-You're trying to impress her, right? -I'm too scared to.

You have to, though.

The other women said he needed to impress her more.

But he ended up with a broken heart.

-Right. That time. -And from Anchovy�

Anchovy.

He's very manly and some women really like that.

They enjoy being aggressively pursued.

He got advice stating most women will give in if pursued.

-Are you trying to impress her? -It's first come, first serve.

You have to though.

They enjoy being aggressively pursued.

Oh, no.

And now Gitarin.

His great gamble begins.

It happens in this episode!

-Look, try doing this. -I'm scared.

Not like that. No, no.

-How strong am I? You can. -Can I really tell from this?

Which is stronger?

-What do you mean? -Which finger is strong?

I don't get it.

-Um� -Huh?

-Strong� -I don't understand.

-She's at a loss. -During this break�

-Oh, no. -Too close. Way too close.

Can I do a bridal carry with you?

-No. You're kidding, right? -What?

What?

She's frozen!

-She doesn't like it! -Hey, would you stop that?

That's unnecessary.

-What's going on, what's happening? -Say ahh.

You can have it. You can have it, you can have it!

There was a lot of this stuff.

Your face, your eyes and your lips are cute.

Her expression!

I like your voice.

-What? -If you were to tell me,

"Do this, do that. Do this. Do that"

I'd wanna do everything for you.

-He's basically confessing. -But, um�

But we can bathe separately.

-I mean� -Can I bathe alone?

-He's way ahead of himself! -I wanna feel excited at night.

Oh, no.

What are you talking about?

No, I'm genuinely talking about something serious.

I guess it's a serious topic.

-She's upset. -So uncomfortable.

Oh, man. No excuses coming from me.

-Oh, boy. -What?

Nino is crying in the girl's room.

Someone should tell him. Seriously.

-So painful. -Nino, are you okay?

-What happened? -You don't look okay.

Is it Gitarin?

They can tell.

Did he touch you?

-He's been doing it for a while. -That's awful.

-Are you okay? -Give me a minute.

They're so sweet.

She shares with the other women what happened earlier that day.

It's pretty bad if this is happening.

It is.

I think that man should be sent home.

Because when the next girl gets here, I don't want her crying too.

He made a big mistake.

How could that man make such a cute girl cry?

-Hey, good work. -Hey! Good work!

-Nino has been crying. -Why?

After pairing up with Gitarin.

-Lasted for too long? -No. He kept touching her

when she didn't wanna be touched.

-Poor Nino. -But they're close friends.

Makio should tell him.

Right. That would be good.

It's dinnertime.

I thought you were getting scolded a lot.

No, I wasn't scolding. I'm happy.

-I'm happy. -Nino isn't feeling that great.

-She's not. -Oh, really?

We can bring her food.

-Let's get a bowl. -Okay, let's does that.

-Does that ring a bell for him? -Right.

It really should.

After dinner, Makio approaches Gitarin.

-Yeah, Makio's the only one. -Yeah.

You in a bad mood?

No. Just worried about Nino.

-I heard you made her cry. -What?

-I heard you made her cry. -Me?

-He doesn't know. -Me?

-I made her cry? -Yeah.

What? Why?

I mean, don't you have any idea?

-No, I don't. -Let's go over there and talk.

What happened?

Well, I have no idea.

Why do they assume she cried because of me?

See?

-Sit down. -I need to calm down.

Please give me a smoke.

You know that I hate sharing my cigarettes, right?

-Yeah. But please? -Don't talk to me like that.

-I'm getting angry. -Fine.

Whoa, scary.

-Why do I� Okay, so� -Don't piss me off.

I'm saying don't talk like that, okay, brother?

-Fine. -Yeah. Calm down.

Don't piss me off.

Brother. I'm with you, right?

Why does everyone assume that I made her cry?

Like, why does everyone assume that?

The girls asked Nino why she was crying

and then she mentioned you.

She brought you up.

She said you were touching her,

that you kept touching her and that made her feel uncomfortable.

-So she said she didn't like it. -That's probably why�

That's why she was crying.

Oh, I see, I see. Okay. My bad.

I'll apologize and say sorry. Okay, that's fine.

I just won't approach Nino anymore.

Fine. So she didn't like it.

Okay, my bad. I'm sorry.

Don't apologize to me, I'm just here for you. Always.

-Oh. Thank goodness. -Wow. Makio is so sweet.

Um�

So awkward.

Good news is you learned something new.

Too much touching isn't good. Good to know, yeah?

Well, it was the first time I did something like that.

-Really? -Even the touching, being more physical�

It was my first time.

-I'm trying everything for the first time. -Mmm�

He tried to be proactive but he was a bit�

-I was rushing things. -He really did.

More than just rushing things.

The show staff takes the much needed time

to talk with Gitarin and the women to reach a conclusion.

What?

THEY DECIDE THEY NEED TIME TO COOL OFF

Both parties need time to cool off.

What?

Everyone decides that Gitarin�

will leave Love Village for a while.

What!

Seriously?

Well, this is new.

So is this like a break or something?

He's not quitting, just taking some time to cool off?

Like a player getting benched fouling in hockey?

Something like that?

They go back out after a few minutes.

I don't know if it's that simple.

But all of the negative aspects of Gitarin's straightforwardness came out.

All of them. I was trying hard to make excuses,

saying he's such a boy, but not anymore.

It's a bit tricky now, after all that.

Gitarin really should have noticed that she was actually uncomfortable.

-I noticed way earlier. -Yes.

Even messing up once.

He was, like, "I have to be proactive."

-I mean, you can talk to him. Right? -Exactly.

He's just so innocent and straightforward. He's not bad.

But I think that being too innocent,

1can sometimes make you a bad person.

It was very educational.

It was like watching a fable. We learned something.

He brought on a whole lot of unnecessary stress for the MC team.

Yeah, exactly.

-We want to relax and enjoy the show. -Exactly.

Everyone gets a week to cool off.

Until the next episode.

RECORDING ENDS

Thanks a lot, Gitarin.

-Seriously� Honestly. -That was worse than I expected.