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♪ Get your motor runnin'
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♪ Head out on the highway
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♪ Lookin' for adventure
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♪ And whatever comes our way
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When your
kitty's left the city.
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When your moose is on the loose.
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When your cow has said ciao,
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you need me.
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My friends call me-
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Wait, I don't have friends.
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I call me "Hitpig."
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♪ Born to be wild
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You see,
I was raised by
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the legendary pet bounty
hunter, Big Bertha,
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and I was her super
cool sidekick.
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You know, like Batman
and Robin, Ben and Jerry,
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Aquaman and whoever the heck
Aquaman's sidekick was.
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Fish? No. Doesn't matter.
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We caught cats, hamsters,
snakes, all that for money.
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You get the idea.
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She taught me everything
I needed to know
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about the bounty biz.
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How to dress.
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I mean, yeah,
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she got this at an
American Girl store, but..
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She trained me how to
be half Dr. Doolittle,
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half James Bond,
half Mandalorian.
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And yes, I know
that's three halves.
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She wasn't great at math.
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And she taught me
how to make an omelet
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without breaking any eggs,
which is impossible.
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So I guess it was a metaphor,
but it doesn't matter.
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She was a good business woman.
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- This business can
be very rewarding.
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Then one day a call
came in, Tiny the Lizard,
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a thousand bucks,
which seemed high for a lizard.
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- It's just an easy peasy,
tiny lizard.
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I'll be right back.
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Here, Tiny, Tiny, Tiny.
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Turns out
Tiny wasn't so tiny.
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Tiny was a crocodile.
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Just like that, Bertha was gone.
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♪ Start wearing purple,
wearing purple ♪
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♪ Start wearing
purple for me now ♪
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- All right, here we go!
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Mr. Secretary wants
us to run a test.
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Wakey, winky,
stinky tubes skunk.
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- Call HR! My coworkers
are trying to kill me!
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- Gotcha! Right this way.
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- Not this again, please!
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- You know the drill.
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Skedaddle down the tube
to the plutonium room.
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Do not touch the glowy thing!
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Then you come back and we
test your radiation levels.
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Pieces of cake. Remember,
do not touch the glowy thing!
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- Do not touch the glowy thing?
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Honey, that's my
ticket outta here!
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Go left!
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I love that game.
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I knew I
shouldn't have traded shifts
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with the hamster!
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- Bullseye!
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Do not touch the glowy thing!
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No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
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- Hey, I feel all tingly
and now I'm glowing pink?
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Ooh, new look. Who dis?
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- Bad tube skunk!
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- Uh, pole cat, not tube skunk!
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Woo-hoo, freedom!
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- Oh, hello. Oh, everything's
fine, Mr. Secretary.
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How's the radiation level?
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Oh, fine.
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What's up?
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What's up? What's up?
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Oh! It's big!
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- Freedom!
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Woo-hoo, hello world!
Here I come.
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I got a glowing bum,
full of plutonium!
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What?
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Party's over,
pole cat.
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- Hey! Hot truffles, not me!
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You need therapy!
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Where's your humanity, pig?
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Oink.
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- Wow! Ex-squeeze me.
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I'm not quite sure
what happened there.
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- Whoa. Some guys cut
the cheese, but you, brother,
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you destroy the cheese.
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You cut the cheese, then you
go find the cheese's family,
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and then you cut them.
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- Peter Parker gets
radiation poisoning
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and shoots webs
out of his wrist.
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Me, apparently I shoot
nukes out of my-
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- Hey, be careful
with that thing.
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- Look, your cousin Porky.
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Adios, cocktail fake.
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- Not so fast, Radiation Rump.
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I had it
on selfie mode.
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- That's nasty.
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- Consider yourself... hit.
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Whoa. What was that?
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That was terrible.
Lemme try that again.
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Consider yourself hit.
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Boom! Nailed it!
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The newest
show in Vegas,
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featuring Pickles
the dancing elephant
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will be out of this world,
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so says the Leapin'
Lord of the Leotard.
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He has staged some of
the worst animal acts ever.
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He trained his three
ton elephant Pickles
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to leap into his arms,
breaking every bone in his body.
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After two years in the hospital,
he trained Pickles
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to leap into the arms
of his poodle.
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A far worse idea.
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The Leapin' Lord squandered
his family's reputation
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and fortune, and they
have disowned him.
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Undeterred, the Leapin' Lord
guarantees
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no one will walk
out of this show.
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We saw hope Pickles
will be okay.
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It's showtime!
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Dancers, take positions!
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- And now, Pickle the Elephant!
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Psst. That's your cue,
Poodles.
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- Where's the motivational
coach?
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Okay, enough with the dancing.
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Cast your eyes to the heavens.
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The one and only me!
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People of the earth,
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I present to you
the otherworldly
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Leapin' Lord of the Leotard!
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Drum roll.
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Here we go!
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Whoa.
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Oh, blast you, Pickles!
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You have one job!
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Why didn't you catch me?
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Nevermind.
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Wait until you see what
I have planned for us
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opening night!
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I will reach for the stars
and soar to heights
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never before soared!
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I'll fly. I'll glide.
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I'll float and swoop
and flit and whoosh.
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And give gravity what
it's given me, contempt.
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- A billion dollar dynasty
flushed down a crapper
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by the Leapin' Lord
of the Lunatics.
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- Hey, six generations
of animal acts
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are not ending with me!
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Okay, rehearsals over!
Everyone out!
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♪ I'm a real wild one,
wild one ♪
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♪ Wild one, wild one
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♪ Well, I'm just out of school
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♪ Like I'm real, real cool
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♪ Gotta dance like a fool
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♪ Got the message that
I gotta be a wild one ♪
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♪ Oh yeah, I'm a wild one
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♪ Gonna break it loose
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♪ Gonna keep being a wild one
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♪ 'Cause baby,
I'm a real wild child ♪
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Escaped
pet alert. Escaped pet alert.
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Hey, Gordon Hamsy. Shall I
keep saying escaped pet alert?
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- Gordon Hamsy. I get it.
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'Cause I'm a pig that cooks.
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That's the best you got, huh?
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Chef Boar RD.
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Sty Fieri. Wolfgang Pig.
- Hilarious.
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Who says computers
can't be funny? Not me.
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Oh wait, yeah. No, it is me.
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I say computers can't be funny.
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Zoo surveillance
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caught an animal rights
activist freeing the koala.
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- Leticia.
Our paths cross again.
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Catch van to
the land down under.
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We'll check the outback,
the front back,
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the inside out,
and the upside down.
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Activate propulsion boosters.
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Activated.
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- Weapons systems online.
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Locked and loaded.
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- And pump up the rock 'n roll.
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- Greatness is so close
I can smell it, Pickles.
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The eyes of too many
lords and ladies
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are looking down on me!
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They said I didn't fit in.
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That I was an untalented,
tubby failure.
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That I'll never
leap into anything
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but an all you can
eat buffet table.
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And while I do love
a complimentary Vegas buffet,
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I mean, who doesn't?
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I'll show them
what I'm capable of!
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Mummy and Daddy
dazzled audiences,
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riding lions through
hoops of fire.
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Grandmama was blasted
from a howitzer cannon
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over a swimming pool
filled with hungry sharks.
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My dearest uncle
was a bullfighter.
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And not with a red cape.
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He fought them with his fists.
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You see, to have the next
great animal act is my destiny!
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Ugh, elephant snot.
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I lock you up because
I love you so much.
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I mean, I don't know what I'd do
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if anything ever happened
to you, Pickley-poo.
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Who would catch me then?
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Oh, get real, Alligator Arms.
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I know you're a crocodile.
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It's just a figure of speech.
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Now eat your lunch.
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Open it yourself.
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I gave her your dog food.
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You buggies missed
your cue on stage,
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and I know you're laughing
at me behind my back.
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I just can't prove it yet.
No food for you!
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- Hey, don't worry, guys.
I'm gonna get us out of here.
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You'll be free soon and I..
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I can find my family.
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Door ajar.
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Door ajar.
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Door closed.
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Hooray. You did it.
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- Don't you have a stealth mode
or a shut up mode or something?
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Croc? Ugh.
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No guns, no nuns, no lil' ones.
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Any other nuns here?
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- Hey, keep an eye on that,
would you, Sister?
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All right, koala. Where are you?
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Here, koala, koala, koala.
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Bingo, Dingo.
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- Thought I smelled bacon.
- Let's go, koala.
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- Not going back there, Hitpig.
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- You escaped.
- I had to escape!
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Do you know who comes
to petting zoos?
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- Kids?
- Yeah, kids.
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Filthy, slimy,
sticky, smelly kids.
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They wipe their snotty noses,
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then pet me with
those same tiny hands.
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They're disgusting!
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- Ah, you got a little something
stuck to the back of your head.
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Whoa.
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That's gonna leave a bald spot.
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- For the love of goon bag.
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- Cute little Sheila.
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- If you pet the fur,
I'll drop kick you to-
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Whoop whoop!
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Oh, boy.
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- I never asked for this
adorable face, Hitpig!
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I don't wanna be cute.
I'm not cute.
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Hey!
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- Don't take me back!
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- Hey, I got a job to do.
- Get another job.
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- Look, this is the only
job I know how to do.
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- Animals are meant to be free.
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- Get a taste of my
world famous pork chop.
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Hiya! Ow!
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Your, uh, shoe's untied.
257
00:14:36,136 --> 00:14:38,094
That's right.
258
00:14:38,094 --> 00:14:42,229
Go way, way, way,
all the way home.
259
00:14:42,229 --> 00:14:46,450
Ah, son of a beach nut.
260
00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:49,497
- Thank you, Sister.
You are one bad habit.
261
00:14:50,150 --> 00:14:52,326
I know. Forgive me.
262
00:14:52,326 --> 00:14:55,546
- Thanks, mate. $10,000 in dues.
263
00:14:55,546 --> 00:15:00,943
- I hope someone turns you into
a ham steak one day, Hitpig.
264
00:15:00,943 --> 00:15:02,640
Put a little ring
of pineapple on you
265
00:15:02,640 --> 00:15:04,381
and stab you with a fork!
- Thanks, mate.
266
00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:16,045
- This is no life for you all.
267
00:15:17,829 --> 00:15:20,006
I wish I could free you.
268
00:15:24,488 --> 00:15:27,622
"Famous Panda walks off
popular kung fu set,
269
00:15:27,622 --> 00:15:29,798
says eight films is enough."
270
00:15:29,798 --> 00:15:33,019
Oh man, I liked those films.
271
00:15:33,019 --> 00:15:36,500
"Animal Rights activist,
Leticia Dos Anjos
272
00:15:36,500 --> 00:15:39,677
frees tigers
for Las Vegas show."
273
00:15:39,677 --> 00:15:42,071
Oh man, I liked that show too.
274
00:15:43,420 --> 00:15:44,856
I don't get it.
275
00:15:46,249 --> 00:15:47,381
Wait a minute.
276
00:15:48,730 --> 00:15:50,950
You want me to call
that critter liver,
277
00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:53,561
Leticia, to free you.
278
00:15:53,561 --> 00:15:55,171
Brilliant!
279
00:15:55,171 --> 00:15:58,566
By golly, I've never done
anything important in my life.
280
00:15:58,566 --> 00:16:00,916
That changes today!
281
00:16:00,916 --> 00:16:02,744
- We're almost free.
282
00:16:02,744 --> 00:16:04,876
I can feel it.
283
00:16:04,876 --> 00:16:08,532
Hey,
you're looking good.
284
00:16:08,532 --> 00:16:12,406
A super cock-doodle-doo!
285
00:16:16,714 --> 00:16:19,065
Super Rooster!
286
00:16:19,065 --> 00:16:21,458
- Super cock-doodle-doo!
Oh, man.
287
00:16:21,458 --> 00:16:23,417
Now that is a catchphrase.
288
00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:25,723
Ah, you know what? Maybe I could
try something like that.
289
00:16:25,723 --> 00:16:29,945
You know, like a super
oinkety-boinkety-boink!
290
00:16:31,773 --> 00:16:34,210
Ah, who asked you, Henry?
291
00:16:34,210 --> 00:16:37,170
- Welcome to
"King Chef For A Day,"
292
00:16:37,170 --> 00:16:39,215
the show where our
contestants have five minutes
293
00:16:39,215 --> 00:16:42,479
to make a delicious meal from
the ingredients we provide.
294
00:16:42,479 --> 00:16:46,005
- Yeah, boy! Oh, another
great catch phrase.
295
00:16:46,005 --> 00:16:47,397
You know,
I could win that.
296
00:16:47,397 --> 00:16:49,051
When pigs fly.
297
00:16:49,051 --> 00:16:51,053
- Oh, come on. A pig
can dream, can't he?
298
00:16:51,053 --> 00:16:54,100
Incoming call. Incoming call.
299
00:16:54,100 --> 00:16:56,537
- Oh, will you leave
me alone, Morticia?
300
00:16:56,537 --> 00:16:57,494
- It's Leticia.
301
00:16:57,494 --> 00:16:58,887
And are you proud of yourself
302
00:16:58,887 --> 00:17:01,846
for messing up all those
poor animals' lives?
303
00:17:01,846 --> 00:17:04,197
Locking them away like
they were criminals?
304
00:17:04,197 --> 00:17:05,589
- Yeah, 'cause they escaped!
305
00:17:05,589 --> 00:17:07,591
- They should never have
been captured at all.
306
00:17:07,591 --> 00:17:08,984
- Hey, it's just business.
307
00:17:08,984 --> 00:17:10,899
You set 'em free,
I bring 'em home.
308
00:17:10,899 --> 00:17:14,337
- You're such a pig. And that's
all the time I needed.
309
00:17:14,337 --> 00:17:16,078
- Needed for what?
310
00:17:16,078 --> 00:17:17,819
- Gain access to your
bank account and take
311
00:17:17,819 --> 00:17:21,605
three, two, one,
all your money, sucker.
312
00:17:21,605 --> 00:17:22,693
- What?
313
00:17:22,693 --> 00:17:25,087
No, no! No, no, no, no, no, no!
314
00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:26,567
Thank you
for your donation.
315
00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:30,092
- No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
316
00:17:30,092 --> 00:17:33,400
- It's dirty money and it
needs to be used for good.
317
00:17:33,400 --> 00:17:35,358
- I'm good, I'm super good.
I'm so good.
318
00:17:35,358 --> 00:17:38,231
- I'm off to free an elephant.
Thanks for the money.
319
00:17:38,231 --> 00:17:39,971
Ciao.
320
00:17:39,971 --> 00:17:42,670
Come on!
321
00:17:52,288 --> 00:17:53,898
Hey.
322
00:17:53,898 --> 00:17:55,813
Did someone call for a rescue?
323
00:17:57,119 --> 00:17:58,729
Not sure I can
locate your family,
324
00:17:58,729 --> 00:18:00,775
but I can get you home to India.
325
00:18:00,775 --> 00:18:02,559
- Anywhere is better than here.
326
00:18:02,559 --> 00:18:05,649
- Don't worry, poodles.
I'll be back for you guys soon.
327
00:18:07,564 --> 00:18:12,526
Woo-hoo,
I'm free! I'm going home!
328
00:18:13,527 --> 00:18:17,096
Suppertime!
329
00:18:19,881 --> 00:18:22,318
But not for you.
330
00:18:27,454 --> 00:18:30,848
What the elephant?
331
00:18:30,848 --> 00:18:33,895
Someone pilfered Pickles!
332
00:18:33,895 --> 00:18:37,203
Who steals elephants?
333
00:18:37,203 --> 00:18:38,726
I mean, besides me.
334
00:18:43,339 --> 00:18:45,167
- Hitpig. Lost your dog?
You called the right hog.
335
00:18:45,167 --> 00:18:46,125
How can I help you?
336
00:18:46,125 --> 00:18:48,301
- Aha, bounty hunter.
337
00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:50,303
I hear you're the best.
338
00:18:50,303 --> 00:18:53,044
At least that's what
it says in your ad.
339
00:18:53,044 --> 00:18:55,221
- Who are you?
- Oh, I don't know.
340
00:18:55,221 --> 00:18:58,615
Maybe I'm only the Leapin'
Lord of the Leotard!
341
00:18:58,615 --> 00:19:00,095
- And I'm Baron
of the Boxer Shorts.
342
00:19:00,095 --> 00:19:02,619
What'd you lose?
- My dance partner!
343
00:19:02,619 --> 00:19:04,404
Somebody stole her!
344
00:19:04,404 --> 00:19:05,535
- Wrong number, pal.
345
00:19:05,535 --> 00:19:07,015
Sounds like you
need a dating app.
346
00:19:07,015 --> 00:19:08,886
She's an elephant.
347
00:19:08,886 --> 00:19:11,367
- Leticia.
- No, Pickles.
348
00:19:11,367 --> 00:19:13,848
I'm launching my show
in Vegas this weekend.
349
00:19:13,848 --> 00:19:16,155
A guaranteed blast.
350
00:19:16,155 --> 00:19:19,680
I'll be leaping,
I'm the Leapin' Lord after all,
351
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:21,334
but you knew that.
352
00:19:21,334 --> 00:19:23,510
Pickles is the only
one who can catch me.
353
00:19:23,510 --> 00:19:25,642
I have to be caught!
354
00:19:25,642 --> 00:19:27,122
So catch her!
355
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,212
- Hey, don't worry,
I'll catch her,
356
00:19:30,212 --> 00:19:31,953
but you know,
I charge by the pound,
357
00:19:31,953 --> 00:19:35,652
so I'm gonna need you to make
me an offer I can't refuse.
358
00:19:36,784 --> 00:19:39,656
- One million bucks.
359
00:19:40,309 --> 00:19:41,702
- Whoa, that's about
a hundred times
360
00:19:41,702 --> 00:19:44,748
more than I was
thinking, so yes.
361
00:19:45,532 --> 00:19:47,795
- So we have a deal, Hitpig.
362
00:19:47,795 --> 00:19:49,710
Bring her back to me.
363
00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:53,192
- Woo! Looks like this little
piggy is back in business.
364
00:19:55,063 --> 00:19:56,673
- Who's got egg
on their face now?
365
00:19:58,240 --> 00:20:01,635
Cock-a-doodley-doo!
366
00:20:01,635 --> 00:20:05,465
Super Rooster!
367
00:20:10,774 --> 00:20:12,776
That's something you
don't see every day.
368
00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:16,737
We'll be
landing in London momentarily,
369
00:20:16,737 --> 00:20:18,565
on our way to India.
370
00:20:18,565 --> 00:20:21,089
Unfortunately, we have to stop
our in-flight entertainment.
371
00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:26,094
I know, I love
"Super Rooster" too.
372
00:20:26,094 --> 00:20:27,226
Downloading all
373
00:20:27,226 --> 00:20:29,402
train, plane,
and truck manifests.
374
00:20:29,402 --> 00:20:31,578
- All right,
where are you big girl?
375
00:20:31,578 --> 00:20:34,755
Cargo,
one dog, 62 cats. Poor dog.
376
00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:35,930
- No, no, no.
377
00:20:35,930 --> 00:20:38,237
Okay, train.
378
00:20:38,237 --> 00:20:40,282
A baboon, two rabbits.
379
00:20:40,282 --> 00:20:43,285
Check that, two rabbits
now with 27 bunnies.
380
00:20:43,285 --> 00:20:46,245
- No. Vegas to India,
layover in London.
381
00:20:46,245 --> 00:20:47,246
Cargo four dogs,
382
00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:49,857
two cats, and one elephant.
383
00:20:51,032 --> 00:20:53,643
- Ah, there you are!
384
00:20:53,643 --> 00:20:55,950
My pachyderm payday.
385
00:20:56,777 --> 00:20:59,475
Target acquired.
386
00:20:59,475 --> 00:21:02,130
Off to jolly old England.
387
00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:16,449
- Ooh, some sort of elephant
party going on there.
388
00:21:16,449 --> 00:21:20,017
Be right back!
I'm gonna scope this out.
389
00:21:20,017 --> 00:21:23,151
After party with my peeps.
390
00:21:23,151 --> 00:21:26,502
Wow, wide load coming through.
391
00:21:26,502 --> 00:21:28,504
I'll be there in a minute.
392
00:21:30,332 --> 00:21:32,334
Sorry about that.
393
00:21:32,334 --> 00:21:34,554
- We're so fired.
394
00:21:36,817 --> 00:21:39,689
Excuse me.
395
00:21:39,689 --> 00:21:41,300
Excuse me!
396
00:21:41,865 --> 00:21:42,866
Nice.
397
00:21:44,955 --> 00:21:47,567
Ooh, that's nice.
398
00:21:47,915 --> 00:21:51,092
Loving the new elephant
fashions, so exciting!
399
00:21:51,092 --> 00:21:53,573
Pickles, you deserve a new look.
400
00:21:57,577 --> 00:21:59,579
Elephant pheromones detected.
401
00:21:59,579 --> 00:22:03,191
Warning, warning.
No parking zone.
402
00:22:03,757 --> 00:22:05,976
Have I ever
gotten you towed?
403
00:22:07,151 --> 00:22:11,025
Wow.
404
00:22:11,025 --> 00:22:13,157
I'm gonna blame that
on poor craftsmanship.
405
00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,210
- Aha, Pickle prints.
406
00:22:24,560 --> 00:22:26,040
Free?
407
00:22:30,479 --> 00:22:33,700
Memory is yours.
408
00:22:33,700 --> 00:22:36,006
Your better recollection
is pure perfection,
409
00:22:36,006 --> 00:22:39,532
'cause an elephant never,
'cause an elephant never...
410
00:22:39,532 --> 00:22:41,621
Line!
- Forgets!
411
00:22:41,621 --> 00:22:42,665
- Oh, yeah.
412
00:22:45,494 --> 00:22:48,454
- Pickles, you devilish
smoke show.
413
00:22:48,454 --> 00:22:51,326
- Like shooting
fish in a barrel.
414
00:22:51,326 --> 00:22:54,068
Really fat fish.
415
00:22:54,068 --> 00:22:57,332
- As queen of the elephants,
it is I who wears the pants.
416
00:22:57,332 --> 00:23:01,728
So as your queen,
I command you all to dance!
417
00:23:03,512 --> 00:23:04,644
- No, wait!
418
00:23:04,644 --> 00:23:06,297
- Did someone say dance?
419
00:23:11,128 --> 00:23:12,042
- Stop that elephant!
420
00:23:12,042 --> 00:23:13,740
Hey, hey, Pickles!
421
00:23:13,740 --> 00:23:15,655
♪ I know you can't control
yourself any longer ♪
422
00:23:18,092 --> 00:23:22,052
- This is exactly what
I was not expecting,
423
00:23:22,052 --> 00:23:24,838
but I've always wanted
to dance with other elephants!
424
00:23:24,838 --> 00:23:26,796
♪ Come on, shake your
body, baby do that funk ♪
425
00:23:26,796 --> 00:23:28,842
♪ I know you can't control
yourself any longer ♪
426
00:23:28,842 --> 00:23:31,018
♪ Feel the rhythm of
the music getting stronger ♪
427
00:23:31,018 --> 00:23:32,498
- Consider yourself hit.
428
00:23:35,326 --> 00:23:37,938
Ah, dang it.
429
00:23:37,938 --> 00:23:39,592
- Come here, you weird
looking elephant.
430
00:23:39,592 --> 00:23:43,247
I just wanna hug you
and never stop.
431
00:23:56,913 --> 00:23:58,741
Oh, going up.
432
00:24:02,049 --> 00:24:03,659
That tickles.
433
00:24:07,141 --> 00:24:09,012
No, no, no, no!
434
00:24:13,147 --> 00:24:14,583
- Yes!
435
00:24:32,601 --> 00:24:37,388
- Wow. There's so much.
436
00:24:37,998 --> 00:24:42,002
There's so much world,
and my family is out there.
437
00:24:45,005 --> 00:24:46,310
- Well, well, well.
438
00:24:46,310 --> 00:24:49,183
- No more cages for me.
439
00:24:49,183 --> 00:24:51,794
Ever!
440
00:24:54,797 --> 00:24:56,103
Are you...
441
00:24:58,235 --> 00:25:01,456
Are you...
442
00:25:01,456 --> 00:25:03,545
Ouch!
443
00:25:03,545 --> 00:25:04,677
- Are you a little elephant?
444
00:25:04,677 --> 00:25:06,766
- Elephant? No, I'm a pig.
445
00:25:06,766 --> 00:25:08,724
A pig-my elephant.
446
00:25:08,724 --> 00:25:11,684
Yeah, no, you're right. Yeah,
no, a pigmy elephant, yes.
447
00:25:11,684 --> 00:25:13,294
Hey, we're twinsies.
448
00:25:13,294 --> 00:25:14,991
I feel like I'm
looking in a mirror.
449
00:25:17,733 --> 00:25:19,866
- Whoa. We're a perfect fit.
450
00:25:19,866 --> 00:25:23,391
I know, it's like we're
made for each other.
451
00:25:24,653 --> 00:25:27,526
What happened
to your nose?
452
00:25:27,526 --> 00:25:29,528
- Well, you know,
I was at the back of the line
453
00:25:29,528 --> 00:25:30,746
when they were
passing out trunks.
454
00:25:30,746 --> 00:25:32,400
I'm a little sensitive about it.
455
00:25:32,400 --> 00:25:35,229
- Ugh, you're right.
That was rude.
456
00:25:35,229 --> 00:25:36,578
Let's start over.
457
00:25:36,578 --> 00:25:38,537
I'm Pickles.
- I'm Hitpig.
458
00:25:38,537 --> 00:25:42,192
Which is short
for Hit Pigmy Elephant.
459
00:25:42,192 --> 00:25:44,325
I've been looking
for you everywhere.
460
00:25:44,325 --> 00:25:46,588
You know,
you missed your flight!
461
00:25:46,588 --> 00:25:48,459
- Oh, are you
friends with Leticia?
462
00:25:48,459 --> 00:25:51,158
Leticia? I mean, yes.
463
00:25:51,158 --> 00:25:55,118
Yes, Leticia and I are
great friends, actually.
464
00:25:55,118 --> 00:25:57,730
Yeah, no, she had
to go do a, you know,
465
00:25:57,730 --> 00:26:00,167
rescue a porpoise
or something, I don't know.
466
00:26:00,167 --> 00:26:03,039
She asked me to help, so.
467
00:26:03,039 --> 00:26:04,519
- Leticia was
taking me to India.
468
00:26:04,519 --> 00:26:07,304
India?
469
00:26:09,306 --> 00:26:10,612
- Hey, we're sliding, Hitpig.
470
00:26:10,612 --> 00:26:13,397
- No kidding!
Give me my catch gun.
471
00:26:14,660 --> 00:26:15,661
I love slides.
472
00:26:15,661 --> 00:26:19,099
Hold on.
473
00:26:23,625 --> 00:26:26,628
- They towed my van!
Ah, come on!
474
00:26:29,718 --> 00:26:31,459
Think I just cracked
a baby back rib.
475
00:26:31,459 --> 00:26:32,808
- Whoa.
476
00:26:32,808 --> 00:26:35,811
That was fun. Let's do it again.
477
00:26:37,073 --> 00:26:40,207
- And now my gun is broken?
478
00:26:40,207 --> 00:26:43,253
What else could go wrong? Oh!
479
00:26:57,964 --> 00:27:00,053
How do you sneak onto
a plane with an elephant?
480
00:27:06,668 --> 00:27:08,365
- Why are we dressed like this?
481
00:27:08,365 --> 00:27:09,410
- Subterfuge.
482
00:27:09,410 --> 00:27:11,847
- Oh. I don't know French.
483
00:27:11,847 --> 00:27:13,849
- What do you mean check
the last and found?
484
00:27:13,849 --> 00:27:16,286
It's a two ton elephant.
485
00:27:16,286 --> 00:27:19,159
- All right, try not to call
attention to yourself.
486
00:27:21,509 --> 00:27:22,815
- Excuse me!
487
00:27:34,261 --> 00:27:36,350
- Emotional support,
you know, dog.
488
00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:40,833
I am a work in progress.
489
00:27:44,575 --> 00:27:47,753
It's a very fancy hairdryer.
It's from Europe.
490
00:27:47,753 --> 00:27:49,450
- Of course it is, ma'am.
491
00:27:55,891 --> 00:27:57,023
Lip balm.
492
00:28:02,637 --> 00:28:04,334
- Leapin' Lord here.
493
00:28:04,334 --> 00:28:07,642
- Hey, your package is shipping
overnight air to Las Vegas.
494
00:28:07,642 --> 00:28:09,426
- Goodie.
495
00:28:09,426 --> 00:28:12,995
This show is going to rocket me
to stardom, Hitpig.
496
00:28:12,995 --> 00:28:15,041
Her understudy,
well, let's just say
497
00:28:15,041 --> 00:28:17,957
it's a little like
putting lipstick on a pig.
498
00:28:17,957 --> 00:28:21,700
So don't let me down.
499
00:28:21,700 --> 00:28:24,006
Sorry, cutie.
500
00:28:27,618 --> 00:28:30,709
Help! Save me,
Super Rooster!
501
00:28:33,363 --> 00:28:35,148
Look up in the sky!
502
00:28:35,148 --> 00:28:36,758
It's Super rooster.
503
00:28:36,758 --> 00:28:39,543
- Super cock-a-doodley-doo!
504
00:28:39,543 --> 00:28:42,111
- Ah, how this guy never
won an Oscar is beyond me.
505
00:28:42,111 --> 00:28:44,157
You know, politics.
506
00:28:44,157 --> 00:28:45,898
- Hey, would you mind
letting me scooch by?
507
00:28:45,898 --> 00:28:47,551
I've gotta tinkle.
508
00:28:47,551 --> 00:28:48,727
Excuse me.
509
00:28:48,727 --> 00:28:49,858
Pardon me.
510
00:28:50,685 --> 00:28:52,078
By the way, could you
ask the stewardess
511
00:28:52,078 --> 00:28:54,689
for a couple dozen more
bags of those peanuts?
512
00:28:54,689 --> 00:28:58,998
They roasted them in honey!
I mean, what?
513
00:29:00,869 --> 00:29:04,699
Yikes. That little toilet is not
designed for what I have to do,
514
00:29:04,699 --> 00:29:08,921
but girls gotta do
what a girl's gotta do.
515
00:29:13,708 --> 00:29:14,840
Ow!
516
00:29:14,840 --> 00:29:16,711
Right in the ham hocks.
517
00:29:16,711 --> 00:29:19,496
Tranquilizer dart? Leticia.
518
00:29:19,496 --> 00:29:22,935
- That dress really brings
out the rump in your roast.
519
00:29:22,935 --> 00:29:24,806
- Hey, who does your makeup?
Cirque du Soleil?
520
00:29:53,400 --> 00:29:54,357
- Listen, Hitpig.
521
00:29:54,357 --> 00:29:56,490
I should be taken seriously.
522
00:29:56,490 --> 00:29:57,970
- For what?
523
00:29:57,970 --> 00:30:00,886
- Stealing back stolen
mooses and hippopotamuses.
524
00:30:00,886 --> 00:30:02,365
- And rhinoceros.
525
00:30:03,802 --> 00:30:09,285
- Plus elephants!
- Elephant? Never!
526
00:30:10,896 --> 00:30:12,462
- Oh.
527
00:30:12,462 --> 00:30:15,378
Okay, so here's
the big girl bathroom.
528
00:30:15,378 --> 00:30:16,858
- No!
529
00:30:27,782 --> 00:30:29,262
- Okay, okay.
530
00:30:29,262 --> 00:30:31,960
This is not what I thought
would be behind that door.
531
00:30:33,657 --> 00:30:35,007
Grab my tail!
532
00:30:40,186 --> 00:30:42,492
- Pickles! I'll pull you in!
533
00:30:44,930 --> 00:30:46,235
Her tights are coming off!
534
00:30:46,235 --> 00:30:48,498
You've gotta let the pig go!
535
00:30:48,498 --> 00:30:50,370
- Why would I let
your friend go?
536
00:30:50,370 --> 00:30:51,980
- He's not my friend!
537
00:30:51,980 --> 00:30:53,721
I can be!
538
00:30:53,721 --> 00:30:56,550
No!
539
00:30:58,726 --> 00:31:00,771
Eat your
heart out, Dumbo!
540
00:31:00,771 --> 00:31:02,643
- No, he can actually fly!
541
00:31:02,643 --> 00:31:04,384
We're toast. We're toast.
542
00:31:04,384 --> 00:31:05,733
- You'll think of something.
543
00:31:05,733 --> 00:31:07,256
- You're right.
I'm thinking you're about to see
544
00:31:07,256 --> 00:31:08,997
how the sausages are made.
545
00:31:08,997 --> 00:31:12,696
Ow, ow, ow. Ow!
546
00:31:16,787 --> 00:31:19,051
- Hey, I knew you'd
think of something.
547
00:31:20,966 --> 00:31:25,622
It's called flying by the seat
of your pants.
548
00:31:26,754 --> 00:31:28,408
Ladies and gentlemen,
549
00:31:28,408 --> 00:31:29,931
please excuse
the flight turbulence.
550
00:31:29,931 --> 00:31:34,109
Jackpot.
551
00:31:35,284 --> 00:31:36,459
Ugh.
552
00:31:38,070 --> 00:31:40,899
- Oh, well, that
worked out nicely.
553
00:31:41,943 --> 00:31:44,250
Yay! There's more.
554
00:31:53,955 --> 00:31:57,698
Ow.
555
00:31:57,698 --> 00:32:00,353
Now I know what Spam feels like.
556
00:32:01,441 --> 00:32:04,096
So really, that emergency
exit looked like a toilet?
557
00:32:04,096 --> 00:32:05,271
We could have been killed!
558
00:32:05,271 --> 00:32:08,665
- To be fair,
it was an emergency.
559
00:32:08,665 --> 00:32:12,321
- How were you so sure that
I would think of something?
560
00:32:12,321 --> 00:32:14,149
- Because I trust you.
561
00:32:15,977 --> 00:32:18,110
- Yeah, all right,
well, you shouldn't.
562
00:32:18,110 --> 00:32:19,589
- But we're friends now.
563
00:32:19,589 --> 00:32:22,070
- What?
No, I don't have friends.
564
00:32:22,070 --> 00:32:23,593
Not since Bertha.
565
00:32:23,593 --> 00:32:25,247
- Who's Bertha?
566
00:32:25,247 --> 00:32:26,205
- Doesn't matter.
567
00:32:26,205 --> 00:32:27,946
We're hosed, okay?
568
00:32:27,946 --> 00:32:30,252
I'm way off course.
- To India?
569
00:32:30,252 --> 00:32:32,733
- Yeah, to bringing
you home, yeah.
570
00:32:32,733 --> 00:32:36,345
But we need wheels.
All I see is junk.
571
00:32:36,345 --> 00:32:38,869
- You have to free your mind!
572
00:32:38,869 --> 00:32:42,438
It's all caged up.
And trust me, I know cages.
573
00:32:42,438 --> 00:32:43,309
Hey, what about this?
574
00:32:43,309 --> 00:32:46,703
Catch!
575
00:32:46,703 --> 00:32:48,705
- Will you stop
throwing junk at me?
576
00:33:04,939 --> 00:33:05,896
- Hi, little friend.
577
00:33:07,028 --> 00:33:10,466
Oh!
578
00:33:18,953 --> 00:33:20,737
Oh, I'm so sorry.
579
00:33:36,057 --> 00:33:38,712
Hey!
580
00:33:49,244 --> 00:33:53,161
♪ You're a real tough
cookie with a long history ♪
581
00:33:53,161 --> 00:33:57,600
♪ For breaking little
hearts like the one in me ♪
582
00:33:57,600 --> 00:34:01,082
♪ That's okay,
let's see how you do it ♪
583
00:34:01,082 --> 00:34:04,651
♪ Put up your dukes,
let's get down to it ♪
584
00:34:04,651 --> 00:34:08,089
♪ Hit me with your best shot
585
00:34:08,089 --> 00:34:12,093
♪ Come on, hit me
with your best shot ♪
586
00:34:12,093 --> 00:34:15,575
♪ Hit me with your best shot
587
00:34:15,575 --> 00:34:19,622
♪ Why don't you hit me
with your best shot ♪
588
00:34:19,622 --> 00:34:22,582
♪ Hit me with your best shot
589
00:34:22,582 --> 00:34:24,671
♪ Fire away
590
00:34:36,335 --> 00:34:37,597
- Bye, little friend!
591
00:34:37,597 --> 00:34:40,948
- Catch you later, Fuzzball.
592
00:34:40,948 --> 00:34:42,515
All right,
sit down and buckle up.
593
00:34:42,515 --> 00:34:44,125
We got a long way to go.
594
00:34:44,125 --> 00:34:47,998
Oh!
595
00:34:47,998 --> 00:34:49,348
- Do you know any show tunes?
596
00:34:49,348 --> 00:34:51,306
- Do I look like
I know show tunes?
597
00:34:51,306 --> 00:34:52,960
♪ Clang, clang, clang
went the trolley ♪
598
00:34:52,960 --> 00:34:54,266
♪ Ding, ding
599
00:34:54,266 --> 00:34:56,442
Whoopsie. Oh, a button.
600
00:34:56,442 --> 00:34:59,053
See you later.
601
00:34:59,053 --> 00:35:00,968
Oh, you're back!
602
00:35:00,968 --> 00:35:02,100
Oopsie.
603
00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:04,580
Sorry about that.
604
00:35:04,580 --> 00:35:07,366
Look, another button. Woo!
605
00:35:07,366 --> 00:35:09,324
So many buttons and levers.
606
00:35:09,324 --> 00:35:12,632
So fun!
607
00:35:18,507 --> 00:35:20,901
Isn't today like
a dream come true?
608
00:35:20,901 --> 00:35:22,381
- Look, I don't have
time for silly questions.
609
00:35:22,381 --> 00:35:25,035
- Come on.
You must have a dream.
610
00:35:25,035 --> 00:35:27,342
- Fine, sure.
To have a million dollars.
611
00:35:27,342 --> 00:35:28,909
- And what would you do with it?
612
00:35:28,909 --> 00:35:30,519
- I don't know. Retire.
613
00:35:30,519 --> 00:35:31,999
- And then?
614
00:35:31,999 --> 00:35:33,740
- I don't know. I'd cook.
615
00:35:33,740 --> 00:35:35,481
- Okay.
You dream of being a chef.
616
00:35:35,481 --> 00:35:39,093
- Me, a chef?
- It's pretty dumb, right?
617
00:35:39,093 --> 00:35:40,225
- No!
618
00:35:40,225 --> 00:35:42,966
No?
619
00:35:42,966 --> 00:35:44,142
Look, an elephant!
620
00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:47,406
Pickles, stop!
621
00:35:49,799 --> 00:35:52,454
There are no words
for how I feel right now.
622
00:35:55,370 --> 00:35:57,285
- Just trying
to get a closer look!
623
00:35:57,285 --> 00:36:00,593
- Pickles!
- Get back in the UFO!
624
00:36:00,593 --> 00:36:02,116
- Coming down.
625
00:36:02,116 --> 00:36:02,986
Whoa!
626
00:36:02,986 --> 00:36:05,032
An octopus and a chicken!
627
00:36:08,383 --> 00:36:11,647
There are no words
for how I feel right now.
628
00:36:11,647 --> 00:36:14,824
- Pickles! Do not
push or pull anything!
629
00:36:14,824 --> 00:36:18,785
- Push and pull everything,
you said? Okay.
630
00:36:18,785 --> 00:36:21,004
- No! I'll get ya!
631
00:36:21,570 --> 00:36:23,224
♪ Now baby I'm sure ♪
632
00:36:23,224 --> 00:36:26,009
- I can't believe they had
a pigmy elephant balloon.
633
00:36:26,009 --> 00:36:27,576
Stay there!
634
00:36:27,576 --> 00:36:29,448
♪ I just can't
wait 'til the day ♪
635
00:36:29,448 --> 00:36:32,581
Croc!
636
00:36:33,539 --> 00:36:36,411
- Ooh, that's fun. I wanna try!
637
00:36:41,764 --> 00:36:44,898
Okay, okay.
I'm gonna get you! Whee!
638
00:36:47,988 --> 00:36:48,902
Whee!
639
00:36:50,295 --> 00:36:52,253
Just the most fun ever!
640
00:36:52,253 --> 00:36:53,863
♪ I'm walking on sunshine
641
00:36:55,169 --> 00:36:57,302
- No! No, no, no, no, no!
642
00:36:57,302 --> 00:36:58,390
- Gotcha!
- Ow.
643
00:37:00,914 --> 00:37:02,742
- I like your style.
644
00:37:02,742 --> 00:37:05,048
You know, you don't show it,
but you know how to have fun.
645
00:37:10,706 --> 00:37:12,055
- This is a disaster.
646
00:37:12,055 --> 00:37:15,972
- If this is a disaster,
disasters are wonderful!
647
00:37:23,066 --> 00:37:25,591
What's wrong?
- Nothing.
648
00:37:25,591 --> 00:37:26,635
Everything.
649
00:37:27,593 --> 00:37:31,466
- Anything to do with Leticia
saying she's not your friend?
650
00:37:31,466 --> 00:37:33,860
- Yeah, a little
to do with that, yeah.
651
00:37:33,860 --> 00:37:35,253
- I figured.
652
00:37:35,253 --> 00:37:37,167
Well, you're both
very nice to fight over
653
00:37:37,167 --> 00:37:39,605
who gets to take me
back to India.
654
00:37:39,605 --> 00:37:42,260
You know, it makes me
feel kind of special.
655
00:37:42,260 --> 00:37:43,957
- Yeah.
656
00:37:43,957 --> 00:37:46,655
Well.
- I wonder what it'll be like.
657
00:37:46,655 --> 00:37:48,309
- What?
- Family.
658
00:37:48,309 --> 00:37:51,269
I left when I was a baby.
659
00:37:51,269 --> 00:37:52,574
- Me, too.
660
00:37:52,574 --> 00:37:55,185
I haven't
seen my family in years.
661
00:37:55,185 --> 00:37:56,796
- Same here.
662
00:37:56,796 --> 00:37:59,625
- The Leapin' Lord wanted
a cute little elephant
663
00:37:59,625 --> 00:38:02,715
for his show, and he found me.
664
00:38:02,715 --> 00:38:05,848
My parents tried
to stop him, but they..
665
00:38:05,848 --> 00:38:08,460
I've been locked in
a cage ever since.
666
00:38:08,460 --> 00:38:10,592
Until you guys rescued me.
667
00:38:11,811 --> 00:38:14,509
And now, wow.
668
00:38:14,509 --> 00:38:17,120
Now I've never felt more free.
669
00:38:19,775 --> 00:38:21,473
All thanks to you.
670
00:38:25,259 --> 00:38:27,348
Is that Orion's butt?
671
00:38:27,348 --> 00:38:29,132
Oh,
I think you mean belt.
672
00:38:29,132 --> 00:38:31,221
- Pretty sure it's his butt.
673
00:38:37,532 --> 00:38:39,882
India has a Golden Gate Bridge?
674
00:38:39,882 --> 00:38:41,623
- Wait, what?
675
00:38:43,146 --> 00:38:44,800
- Ah!
676
00:38:44,800 --> 00:38:47,063
We overshot home a smidge.
677
00:38:47,063 --> 00:38:48,500
Going down!
678
00:38:52,373 --> 00:38:56,203
Oh, no, no, no, no!
679
00:38:57,160 --> 00:38:58,771
Ow, ouch!
680
00:38:59,249 --> 00:39:00,816
Ow!
681
00:39:00,816 --> 00:39:02,427
My hand!
682
00:39:02,427 --> 00:39:04,951
- Whoa. That was
our next contestant.
683
00:39:04,951 --> 00:39:05,908
- Help me.
684
00:39:05,908 --> 00:39:07,997
- You're wounded. Medic!
685
00:39:07,997 --> 00:39:09,172
I guess you'll have to do.
686
00:39:09,172 --> 00:39:10,478
- Oh, no, no, no,
no, no, I couldn't.
687
00:39:10,478 --> 00:39:12,175
No, I'm in a hurry
and I need to-
688
00:39:12,175 --> 00:39:14,439
- Get dressed.
We're about to go live.
689
00:39:14,439 --> 00:39:16,484
- Live? Wait, wait,
hold on, what is this?
690
00:39:17,442 --> 00:39:19,531
- Is this a show?
- Stay in!
691
00:39:25,232 --> 00:39:28,496
"King Chef For A Day?"
How about that?
692
00:39:28,496 --> 00:39:30,542
- This is it!
- This is your chance!
693
00:39:30,542 --> 00:39:32,848
- What?
- Come here!
694
00:39:32,848 --> 00:39:34,241
- We need to get going.
695
00:39:34,241 --> 00:39:36,417
- Pump the brakes!
This is your dream come true.
696
00:39:36,417 --> 00:39:37,897
- Don't be silly.
- I'm not silly.
697
00:39:37,897 --> 00:39:39,377
Dreams are what give us hope.
698
00:39:39,377 --> 00:39:41,814
You dream to cook, so cook.
699
00:39:41,814 --> 00:39:43,598
- But I mean, I hurt my hand
700
00:39:43,598 --> 00:39:46,166
when that 15 ton beam
fell on it, okay?
701
00:39:46,166 --> 00:39:48,516
I can't!
- But we can.
702
00:39:48,516 --> 00:39:50,344
- Why are you helping me?
703
00:39:50,344 --> 00:39:52,259
- That's what friends are for!
704
00:39:52,259 --> 00:39:53,869
I'm helping you, just like
705
00:39:53,869 --> 00:39:55,741
you're helping me
find my family.
706
00:39:55,741 --> 00:39:58,265
- Oh, boy. Look, Pickles, I-
707
00:39:58,265 --> 00:40:00,833
- Welcome to
"King Chef For A Day!"
708
00:40:00,833 --> 00:40:03,139
The show where our
contestants have five minutes
709
00:40:03,139 --> 00:40:06,186
to make a delicious meal from
the ingredients we provide.
710
00:40:06,186 --> 00:40:11,234
The only rule is...
- Use every ingredient!
711
00:40:11,234 --> 00:40:14,150
- And tonight's contestant
literally just dropped in.
712
00:40:14,150 --> 00:40:16,762
Give it up for Hitpig!
713
00:40:16,762 --> 00:40:17,980
Yeah, boy.
714
00:40:17,980 --> 00:40:19,025
- They're waiting for you!
715
00:40:19,025 --> 00:40:21,419
Hitpig! Hitpig!
716
00:40:21,419 --> 00:40:23,116
Higher.
717
00:40:23,116 --> 00:40:27,903
Higher! Higher!
718
00:40:29,035 --> 00:40:32,125
- Hitpig! Yeah, boy.
719
00:40:32,125 --> 00:40:33,387
- Hitpig?
720
00:40:33,387 --> 00:40:35,694
Where's my stolen elephant?
721
00:40:35,694 --> 00:40:38,131
He doesn't have
time to cook on TV!
722
00:40:38,131 --> 00:40:41,221
He needs to bring
my Pickles back to me!
723
00:40:43,049 --> 00:40:44,877
- Hey, watch the trunk!
724
00:40:44,877 --> 00:40:47,183
- Hey!
725
00:40:47,183 --> 00:40:49,664
Looks like it's omelet time!
726
00:40:49,664 --> 00:40:52,754
- Showtime, Hitpig! We got this.
727
00:40:52,754 --> 00:40:53,755
- Go!
728
00:40:53,755 --> 00:40:55,583
- Hand me the eggs.
729
00:40:57,411 --> 00:40:58,760
Oh!
730
00:40:58,760 --> 00:41:00,022
Whoopsie!
731
00:41:00,022 --> 00:41:01,633
Egg on your face.
732
00:41:01,633 --> 00:41:05,071
- Follow my rhythm!
Whisk, stir, whisk.
733
00:41:05,071 --> 00:41:06,768
Chop, slice, dice.
734
00:41:06,768 --> 00:41:09,423
There we go.
735
00:41:17,213 --> 00:41:20,216
- And now,
today's mystery ingredient.
736
00:41:23,568 --> 00:41:24,830
Oh, hi.
737
00:41:24,830 --> 00:41:27,528
How's things?
738
00:41:29,008 --> 00:41:31,271
- You can't cook him!
- All right, put him in the pot.
739
00:41:31,271 --> 00:41:32,707
- He's got eyeballs! No!
740
00:41:32,707 --> 00:41:34,970
He's one of us!
741
00:41:34,970 --> 00:41:35,928
Don't hurt him!
742
00:41:35,928 --> 00:41:37,190
- No, no, no, no!
743
00:41:37,190 --> 00:41:38,060
- What?
744
00:41:38,974 --> 00:41:40,149
- You can't boil him!
745
00:41:40,149 --> 00:41:42,195
He has feelings!
746
00:41:42,195 --> 00:41:43,588
- And a name! Louie!
747
00:41:43,588 --> 00:41:45,633
I don't wanna die!
748
00:41:45,633 --> 00:41:47,330
- You save animals!
That's your thing, right?
749
00:41:47,330 --> 00:41:48,897
- Well, I..
750
00:41:48,897 --> 00:41:50,159
Ow!
751
00:41:53,380 --> 00:41:54,512
- Free Louie!
752
00:41:54,512 --> 00:41:57,166
- Get that? Free Louie.
Free Louie!
753
00:41:57,166 --> 00:41:59,995
- Oh, come on.
Throw the lobster in!
754
00:41:59,995 --> 00:42:02,650
- Make love, not lobster!
755
00:42:02,650 --> 00:42:04,260
♪ Rock lobster
756
00:42:04,260 --> 00:42:06,828
- Stop!
♪ Rock lobster
757
00:42:06,828 --> 00:42:07,916
Oh, no, look out!
758
00:42:24,367 --> 00:42:26,021
- May I, Louie?
759
00:42:29,677 --> 00:42:31,984
- They grow back, huh?
Don't they?
760
00:42:31,984 --> 00:42:33,594
Don't they?
761
00:42:33,594 --> 00:42:35,683
- Every ingredient!
762
00:42:39,469 --> 00:42:42,298
Taste it! Taste it!
763
00:42:52,613 --> 00:42:55,050
- This is a dream come true.
764
00:42:55,050 --> 00:42:56,574
Thank you.
765
00:42:56,574 --> 00:42:59,272
- Well, so is you rescuing me.
766
00:42:59,272 --> 00:43:00,708
Thank you.
767
00:43:00,708 --> 00:43:02,188
- Pickles, no, I mean,
there's...
768
00:43:02,188 --> 00:43:04,712
There's no reason to thank me.
You know, for real.
769
00:43:04,712 --> 00:43:07,497
There is no reason to thank me.
770
00:43:26,038 --> 00:43:28,257
Weapon systems online.
771
00:43:28,257 --> 00:43:30,085
Ow. What is going on?
772
00:43:32,044 --> 00:43:33,654
Target obliterated.
773
00:43:33,654 --> 00:43:35,264
- Whoops!
774
00:43:38,398 --> 00:43:39,617
Autopilot to catch gun
775
00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:41,531
coordinates engaged.
776
00:43:41,531 --> 00:43:44,012
Ooh.
777
00:43:44,012 --> 00:43:45,057
- Yes!
778
00:43:49,714 --> 00:43:54,196
So you're in San Francisco?
I'm coming, Pickles.
779
00:43:56,721 --> 00:43:57,765
- Hey.
780
00:44:00,463 --> 00:44:01,551
- Hello?
781
00:44:01,551 --> 00:44:03,858
- Listen, Porky McPorkFace.
782
00:44:03,858 --> 00:44:08,297
You overshot the handoff
by 400 miles.
783
00:44:08,297 --> 00:44:10,996
It seems you've lost your way.
784
00:44:10,996 --> 00:44:14,434
- No, I'm finding it actually.
785
00:44:14,434 --> 00:44:16,262
- Well, I'm coming
for my dance partner.
786
00:44:16,262 --> 00:44:23,008
She and I will soar
to heights never before seen.
787
00:44:23,008 --> 00:44:25,663
Don't move.
788
00:44:28,230 --> 00:44:29,971
All right, move.
789
00:44:29,971 --> 00:44:31,712
Move, move, move, move, move.
- Where are we going?
790
00:44:31,712 --> 00:44:34,367
- Anywhere but here.
- Well, how about India?
791
00:44:35,585 --> 00:44:38,850
- Yeah, okay, look,
we need to talk about that.
792
00:44:39,938 --> 00:44:45,160
I, I need to come
clean about something.
793
00:44:45,160 --> 00:44:46,814
- Clean? I get it.
794
00:44:46,814 --> 00:44:48,250
- What, you do?
795
00:44:48,250 --> 00:44:51,210
- Oh, always happens
after several months, yep.
796
00:44:51,210 --> 00:44:52,472
I need a bucket.
797
00:44:52,472 --> 00:44:53,821
- Wait, what?
798
00:44:53,821 --> 00:44:56,258
- You need one of those.
799
00:44:56,258 --> 00:44:59,566
- A bathtub? Ooh, nice!
800
00:44:59,566 --> 00:45:03,222
- I'm not really who you,
well, who you think I am.
801
00:45:03,222 --> 00:45:07,226
I mean, being Hitpig isn't
necessarily a good thing.
802
00:45:08,749 --> 00:45:10,272
You know,
it's actually impressive
803
00:45:10,272 --> 00:45:13,101
how much trouble she can cause
in less than two seconds.
804
00:45:17,540 --> 00:45:18,933
- Yeah.
805
00:45:20,848 --> 00:45:22,850
Warm water
806
00:45:22,850 --> 00:45:25,287
feels pretty good.
807
00:45:25,287 --> 00:45:28,595
- Oh, sure, sure.
That's how it always starts!
808
00:45:28,595 --> 00:45:31,729
Then comes screaming,
and then the lemon butter,
809
00:45:31,729 --> 00:45:33,905
and then them
nut cracker things!
810
00:45:33,905 --> 00:45:37,822
I don't even have nuts!
811
00:45:37,822 --> 00:45:39,258
- Hey, Pickles, we gotta go!
812
00:45:39,258 --> 00:45:41,086
People that come home
to an elephant in their tub
813
00:45:41,086 --> 00:45:42,696
tend to get a little upset!
814
00:45:42,696 --> 00:45:44,785
I'm coming!
815
00:45:44,785 --> 00:45:46,831
- Well, would you hurry
before someone finds us?
816
00:45:46,831 --> 00:45:49,007
- Ooh, that tickles.
817
00:45:49,572 --> 00:45:51,705
- Oh, okay, what am I gonna do?
What are we gonna do?
818
00:45:51,705 --> 00:45:53,794
What am we gonna do?
Okay, let's think here.
819
00:45:53,794 --> 00:45:55,317
All right, this couch is comfy.
820
00:45:55,317 --> 00:45:58,538
Didn't sleep too well on
the old balloon last night.
821
00:46:00,583 --> 00:46:03,761
You know, I just, one minute
to think what to do.
822
00:46:03,761 --> 00:46:06,328
And, you know,
maybe if I close my eyes,
823
00:46:06,328 --> 00:46:08,548
it'll all come to me.
824
00:46:08,548 --> 00:46:12,073
The answers will just
come right to me.
825
00:46:18,079 --> 00:46:19,211
Bertha?
826
00:46:19,211 --> 00:46:20,865
What?
827
00:46:20,865 --> 00:46:22,040
How have you been?
828
00:46:22,040 --> 00:46:24,303
- Dead, kid. I've been dead.
829
00:46:24,303 --> 00:46:27,175
- Yeah, no,
I've been better too.
830
00:46:27,175 --> 00:46:29,874
- Oh, no.
What's wrong, little buddy?
831
00:46:29,874 --> 00:46:31,919
- Well, for one thing,
someone stole all my money.
832
00:46:31,919 --> 00:46:33,834
- Here, try this.
833
00:46:37,925 --> 00:46:39,753
And the van got towed.
834
00:46:39,753 --> 00:46:41,711
- You lost your money, your van.
835
00:46:41,711 --> 00:46:43,061
- And my catch gun.
836
00:46:43,061 --> 00:46:45,280
- Well, at least you
haven't lost your way.
837
00:46:45,280 --> 00:46:47,065
- Well, I mean, you know,
that's the thing.
838
00:46:47,065 --> 00:46:49,458
I'm supposed to take this
elephant back to her owner.
839
00:46:49,458 --> 00:46:51,286
You know, she's worth
a million bucks.
840
00:46:51,286 --> 00:46:54,246
- Wow. Prices have
really gone up.
841
00:46:54,246 --> 00:46:55,334
- Yeah, yeah.
842
00:46:55,334 --> 00:46:57,292
Anyways, she doesn't
want to go back.
843
00:46:57,292 --> 00:46:59,860
Frankly, I don't blame her.
844
00:46:59,860 --> 00:47:01,862
But the reward
is just so big, I..
845
00:47:01,862 --> 00:47:04,125
- We never did this
for the reward.
846
00:47:04,125 --> 00:47:06,562
- But you said our business
was very rewarding.
847
00:47:06,562 --> 00:47:10,958
- Oh, little buddy. Because
of all the animals we helped.
848
00:47:10,958 --> 00:47:13,308
- But the last one ate you.
849
00:47:13,308 --> 00:47:15,876
- Yeah, you win some,
you lose some.
850
00:47:15,876 --> 00:47:18,270
Hey, little buddy.
851
00:47:18,270 --> 00:47:20,838
A long time ago
I got the call to return
852
00:47:20,838 --> 00:47:24,102
an escaped piglet
to a bacon farm.
853
00:47:24,102 --> 00:47:28,019
He was so scared and so cute.
854
00:47:28,019 --> 00:47:32,458
I knew I couldn't
return him, so I didn't.
855
00:47:32,458 --> 00:47:35,940
And over time,
we became best friends.
856
00:47:37,071 --> 00:47:41,597
You, Hitpig.
You were my greatest reward.
857
00:47:41,902 --> 00:47:45,210
Now time to eat.
858
00:47:45,210 --> 00:47:48,039
- Lucky for me,
it's only a dream.
859
00:47:48,039 --> 00:47:49,910
Wakey-wakey.
- Ow!
860
00:47:49,910 --> 00:47:52,217
- We're in a lake-y.
861
00:47:52,782 --> 00:47:54,741
- Oh, no. Oh, no, no, no, no.
862
00:47:54,741 --> 00:47:55,916
What happened?
863
00:47:55,916 --> 00:47:57,918
- Sprung a leaky.
864
00:48:11,149 --> 00:48:13,064
- Pickles! Pickles,
what did you do?
865
00:48:13,064 --> 00:48:15,327
- Got a bathtub
stuck to my butt.
866
00:48:15,327 --> 00:48:16,719
Did you have a nice nap?
867
00:48:16,719 --> 00:48:19,070
- Okay, we gotta go up.
All right, just swim.
868
00:48:19,070 --> 00:48:20,680
I thought elephants could swim.
869
00:48:20,680 --> 00:48:23,726
- Not if they don't have
a mom to teach them.
870
00:48:43,355 --> 00:48:45,487
- Okay, can you reach it?
871
00:48:46,271 --> 00:48:49,187
- No. But I think you can.
872
00:48:49,187 --> 00:48:52,799
- What are you doing?
No! Come on!
873
00:49:00,763 --> 00:49:01,764
Pickles.
874
00:49:04,289 --> 00:49:06,813
We can do it! You're so close.
875
00:49:06,813 --> 00:49:08,684
No, no, no, no, no! Pickles.
876
00:49:08,684 --> 00:49:10,077
Pickles!
877
00:49:11,209 --> 00:49:13,298
Pickles!
878
00:50:16,274 --> 00:50:18,754
Pickles!
No! No, no, no, no, no, no. No.
879
00:50:18,754 --> 00:50:22,323
Pickles, wake up!
880
00:50:37,251 --> 00:50:40,341
- Hello, Pickles.
Ready to go home?
881
00:50:40,341 --> 00:50:42,387
Come on now. Up, up.
882
00:50:42,387 --> 00:50:47,087
Oh, and you, Hitpig. You had me
worried there for a moment.
883
00:50:47,087 --> 00:50:49,481
I suppose I should deduct
some money for the delay
884
00:50:49,481 --> 00:50:51,613
and change of drop off location.
885
00:50:51,613 --> 00:50:54,312
But I want to support
your business,
886
00:50:54,312 --> 00:50:58,098
returning escaped
animals to their owners.
887
00:51:00,622 --> 00:51:03,538
- What? No, no, no, no, no.
888
00:51:03,538 --> 00:51:06,715
He's not returning me to you.
He's my friend!
889
00:51:06,715 --> 00:51:09,892
You're my friend, right?
890
00:51:10,676 --> 00:51:14,027
- Yes. Yes, no, now I am.
891
00:51:14,027 --> 00:51:16,508
I mean now I want to be.
892
00:51:21,208 --> 00:51:24,733
I wasn't bringing
you home to India.
893
00:51:24,733 --> 00:51:28,520
I was bringing you to,
well, to him.
894
00:51:30,391 --> 00:51:31,740
- Let's go, Pickles.
895
00:51:31,740 --> 00:51:35,483
Our show launches
in less than four hours.
896
00:51:35,483 --> 00:51:37,659
- Deals off, Leapin' Lord.
897
00:51:37,659 --> 00:51:39,139
Take your money back.
898
00:51:39,139 --> 00:51:41,663
Her home is in India,
not in Vegas.
899
00:51:41,663 --> 00:51:43,578
And certainly not with you.
900
00:51:43,578 --> 00:51:46,146
- I'm not going
with either of you.
901
00:51:46,146 --> 00:51:48,540
- You'll get in
your cage right now.
902
00:51:48,540 --> 00:51:49,758
Stop!
903
00:51:49,758 --> 00:51:51,760
- Get your hands off her!
904
00:51:51,760 --> 00:51:54,850
- Fluffy, a little help, please.
905
00:51:58,376 --> 00:51:59,464
- Oh.
906
00:52:00,595 --> 00:52:04,730
Fluffy's a croc!
907
00:52:10,562 --> 00:52:13,782
- Well, that was easy.
908
00:52:13,782 --> 00:52:17,569
Fluffy, teach pickles a lesson.
909
00:52:27,187 --> 00:52:29,450
Don't ever run away again!
910
00:52:29,450 --> 00:52:33,280
Come on, Fluffy.
911
00:52:50,341 --> 00:52:51,690
- Ow!
912
00:52:51,690 --> 00:52:52,865
That's enough!
- I think not.
913
00:52:53,909 --> 00:52:55,694
- That last slap felt good.
914
00:52:55,694 --> 00:52:59,088
- You did all that for a salad?
915
00:52:59,088 --> 00:53:01,830
This lettuce
don't even taste good!
916
00:53:01,830 --> 00:53:03,441
- Okay, look, you were right,
I was wrong.
917
00:53:03,441 --> 00:53:05,878
- Where's Pickles?
- The Leaping Lord took her.
918
00:53:05,878 --> 00:53:07,140
- He abuses her!
919
00:53:07,140 --> 00:53:09,186
- I know.
And I need to save her.
920
00:53:09,186 --> 00:53:12,972
- Really? Looks like you
handed her over and got paid.
921
00:53:12,972 --> 00:53:14,016
- It's not like that, okay?
922
00:53:14,016 --> 00:53:15,235
I tried to stop him, but-
923
00:53:15,235 --> 00:53:16,410
Give me my van.
924
00:53:16,410 --> 00:53:19,021
- We're going with you.
- Who's we?
925
00:53:19,021 --> 00:53:22,111
- Say hello to my
little friends.
926
00:53:22,111 --> 00:53:24,462
- Surprise, swine!
927
00:53:24,462 --> 00:53:26,072
- Hitpig.
928
00:53:26,072 --> 00:53:27,943
- Couldn't help it.
Had to free them, too.
929
00:53:27,943 --> 00:53:30,859
- Brazilian chicks rock!
930
00:53:30,859 --> 00:53:35,255
- I'm gonna drop kick your
ham hocks, bounty hunter.
931
00:53:37,475 --> 00:53:39,564
- You know what?
I probably deserved that.
932
00:53:39,564 --> 00:53:41,218
- Take that! Hiya!
933
00:53:41,218 --> 00:53:43,089
- Ow. Okay, are you done?
934
00:53:43,089 --> 00:53:44,351
Got it outta your system now?
935
00:53:44,351 --> 00:53:46,353
No, no, no, no.
Not that. Not, no.
936
00:53:46,353 --> 00:53:48,094
That, I don't deserve.
937
00:53:48,094 --> 00:53:51,097
When I said get it out of your
system, I didn't mean that.
938
00:53:51,097 --> 00:53:54,056
- That's not even just,
he tried to boil me alive.
939
00:53:54,056 --> 00:53:55,275
- Ow!
940
00:53:55,275 --> 00:53:57,538
- By the way,
my favorite food is bacon.
941
00:53:57,538 --> 00:53:58,800
- Are we even yet?
942
00:53:58,800 --> 00:54:02,108
- Not even close.
943
00:54:02,108 --> 00:54:03,849
But we feel a lot better.
944
00:54:03,849 --> 00:54:05,154
- Shall we go get Pickles?
945
00:54:05,154 --> 00:54:08,201
- Yeah. Let's go
rescue an elephant.
946
00:54:08,201 --> 00:54:09,594
- Let's roll.
947
00:54:09,594 --> 00:54:12,161
- You better not mean
lobster roll, sister.
948
00:54:12,161 --> 00:54:14,294
- I like this sassy crustacean.
949
00:54:14,294 --> 00:54:15,904
- Move over.
- I'm driving.
950
00:54:15,904 --> 00:54:18,167
You got a plan,
pork chop?
951
00:54:18,167 --> 00:54:21,562
- That depends.
How do you define plan?
952
00:54:21,562 --> 00:54:23,608
♪ Pop, pop, pop music
953
00:54:23,608 --> 00:54:26,698
♪ Pop, pop, pop music
954
00:54:26,698 --> 00:54:27,742
♪ Get down
955
00:54:27,742 --> 00:54:29,875
♪ Pop, pop, pop music
956
00:54:29,875 --> 00:54:32,051
♪ Pop, pop, pop music
957
00:54:32,051 --> 00:54:34,706
- Look at that crowd, Fluffy!
958
00:54:34,706 --> 00:54:37,143
Clamoring to see me!
959
00:54:38,449 --> 00:54:40,625
Yes, I know I'm paying
them a hundred bucks each,
960
00:54:40,625 --> 00:54:44,281
plus a glow stick,
but a crowd's a crowd.
961
00:54:44,281 --> 00:54:47,153
Fluffy, the show
is about to start
962
00:54:47,153 --> 00:54:51,200
and you forgot to comb
your eyebrows, again.
963
00:54:51,200 --> 00:54:55,683
Oh, nevermind. Tonight we soar!
964
00:54:57,816 --> 00:55:00,427
- All right.
And that is why Taylor Swift
965
00:55:00,427 --> 00:55:02,081
would be a great president.
966
00:55:02,081 --> 00:55:04,692
Now anybody got any ideas
how to save Pickles?
967
00:55:05,693 --> 00:55:07,869
I'm just joking, no.
Using a combination
968
00:55:07,869 --> 00:55:10,176
of intelligence,
counterintelligence,
969
00:55:10,176 --> 00:55:12,134
and counter counterintelligence,
970
00:55:12,134 --> 00:55:14,180
we will have
acquired our target.
971
00:55:14,180 --> 00:55:15,877
Oh whoa, and to make
matters worse,
972
00:55:15,877 --> 00:55:18,750
there's a crocodile and he's
gonna try and eat all of us.
973
00:55:18,750 --> 00:55:20,012
He might even get one of us.
974
00:55:20,012 --> 00:55:21,927
- Crocodiles?
I thought little pigs
975
00:55:21,927 --> 00:55:23,755
and was scared
of big bad wolves.
976
00:55:23,755 --> 00:55:25,800
- Okay, first off,
I'm not a little pig.
977
00:55:25,800 --> 00:55:27,498
I'm a perfectly
average sized pig.
978
00:55:27,498 --> 00:55:30,327
Secondly, the three
little pigs were not
979
00:55:30,327 --> 00:55:31,676
scared of the big
bad wolf, okay?
980
00:55:31,676 --> 00:55:33,417
Remember the tune?
That was their whole thing.
981
00:55:33,417 --> 00:55:35,810
They didn't even know who's
afraid of the big bad wolf.
982
00:55:35,810 --> 00:55:38,900
- Well, it just seems like
a lot of work to nab a pickle.
983
00:55:38,900 --> 00:55:40,206
- Not a pickle.
984
00:55:40,206 --> 00:55:41,512
Pickles the elephant.
985
00:55:41,512 --> 00:55:43,252
- Oh, we going
to need a better team.
986
00:55:43,252 --> 00:55:45,080
No offense, losers.
987
00:55:45,080 --> 00:55:47,561
- I already called for backup.
- Who?
988
00:55:47,561 --> 00:55:49,607
- Take a look up in the sky.
989
00:55:49,607 --> 00:55:51,130
- Is that a bird?
990
00:55:51,130 --> 00:55:53,393
- Is that a cat?
991
00:55:55,134 --> 00:55:57,049
- Oh my goodness.
Oh my goodness.
992
00:55:57,049 --> 00:55:59,225
It's Super Rooster!
993
00:55:59,225 --> 00:56:02,707
- Super cock-a-doodley-doo!
994
00:56:04,404 --> 00:56:07,233
A super
cock-a-doodley-doo to you.
995
00:56:07,233 --> 00:56:09,540
And you and you.
996
00:56:09,540 --> 00:56:12,760
Super Rooster!
997
00:56:12,760 --> 00:56:15,154
- Well, you know,
I'm not really a hero.
998
00:56:15,154 --> 00:56:16,590
I just play one in cartoons.
999
00:56:16,590 --> 00:56:19,027
But the producers
have permanently sewn
1000
00:56:19,027 --> 00:56:23,684
the suit to my body, so I get
to fly around whenever I want.
1001
00:56:24,119 --> 00:56:25,817
- Thank you for coming.
1002
00:56:25,817 --> 00:56:27,427
And look, I gotta just
get this outta the way.
1003
00:56:27,427 --> 00:56:28,820
I'm your biggest fan.
You know, "Nuggets of Glory."
1004
00:56:28,820 --> 00:56:30,648
Oh, for me, honestly,
your best work.
1005
00:56:30,648 --> 00:56:32,563
- No need to thank me.
1006
00:56:32,563 --> 00:56:36,828
I gotta say, if this is really
about saving an elephant,
1007
00:56:36,828 --> 00:56:38,569
eh, I'm in.
1008
00:56:38,569 --> 00:56:41,310
Plus, you know, you said
something about a million bucks.
1009
00:56:41,310 --> 00:56:43,878
- You're giving him
all your money?
1010
00:56:43,878 --> 00:56:46,185
- Well, not all of it, no.
Louie ate a bunch of it.
1011
00:56:46,185 --> 00:56:47,882
I think he thinks it's salad.
1012
00:56:47,882 --> 00:56:49,797
- I've never been more regular.
1013
00:56:49,797 --> 00:56:53,366
- I'll take almost any
amount at this point.
1014
00:56:53,366 --> 00:56:56,891
You know, my third wife
ran off with a penguin.
1015
00:56:56,891 --> 00:56:58,458
You know, he's a sharp dresser,
I must say,
1016
00:56:58,458 --> 00:57:01,766
but the whole split
has cost me a bundle!
1017
00:57:01,766 --> 00:57:04,464
Anyways, should we get the
autographs outta the way, huh?
1018
00:57:04,464 --> 00:57:05,334
- Thanks, mate.
1019
00:57:05,334 --> 00:57:06,771
- Can I touch your wattle?
1020
00:57:06,771 --> 00:57:09,338
- All right guys, come on.
Focus on the plan.
1021
00:57:09,338 --> 00:57:12,298
But could you sign one more?
It's to my nephew.
1022
00:57:12,298 --> 00:57:13,342
- Yeah, what's his name?
1023
00:57:13,342 --> 00:57:16,824
- My, his name, yeah. Hitpig.
1024
00:57:16,824 --> 00:57:18,696
- All right. What's the plan?
1025
00:57:18,696 --> 00:57:19,914
- We're winging it. Let's go!
1026
00:57:19,914 --> 00:57:21,307
- Time to kick butt!
1027
00:57:21,307 --> 00:57:22,700
- We're outta here!
1028
00:57:22,700 --> 00:57:24,832
- Let's cock-a-doodley-doo!
1029
00:57:28,270 --> 00:57:33,101
- Ladies and gentlemen, prepare
to have your minds blown.
1030
00:57:33,101 --> 00:57:36,714
Blown like they have
never been blown before.
1031
00:57:36,714 --> 00:57:41,588
And now let
the mind blowing begin!
1032
00:57:41,588 --> 00:57:45,157
Hello, dance fans!
1033
00:57:47,464 --> 00:57:50,684
The Leapin' Lord welcomes you.
1034
00:57:50,684 --> 00:57:55,515
It's the moment
I've been waiting for.
1035
00:58:00,607 --> 00:58:02,609
- We're coming for you, Pickles!
1036
00:58:07,788 --> 00:58:09,137
- Is this part of the plan?
1037
00:58:09,137 --> 00:58:10,661
- Why would a theater
have steel doors?
1038
00:58:10,661 --> 00:58:13,185
- Well, mission
not accomplished.
1039
00:58:15,883 --> 00:58:17,319
- Countdown?
1040
00:58:17,319 --> 00:58:18,799
Our show launches
1041
00:58:18,799 --> 00:58:20,758
in less than four hours.
1042
00:58:20,758 --> 00:58:23,891
Soar to heights
never before soared.
1043
00:58:23,891 --> 00:58:26,851
A guaranteed blast.
1044
00:58:26,851 --> 00:58:29,636
It's going to rocket me
to stardom.
1045
00:58:29,636 --> 00:58:32,204
Oh, no.
1046
00:58:34,380 --> 00:58:36,121
- Fasten your seatbelts!
1047
00:58:42,170 --> 00:58:46,653
This show is going
to be out of this world!
1048
00:58:47,480 --> 00:58:49,743
Ten!
1049
00:58:49,743 --> 00:58:52,180
Nine!
1050
00:58:52,180 --> 00:58:53,834
Eight!
1051
00:58:53,834 --> 00:58:54,879
Seven!
1052
00:58:54,879 --> 00:58:56,924
Six!
1053
00:58:56,924 --> 00:58:58,883
- This isn't a theater,
it's a rocket.
1054
00:58:58,883 --> 00:59:00,275
- Say what?
1055
00:59:00,275 --> 00:59:03,191
- He's totally nuts! Run!
1056
00:59:04,889 --> 00:59:06,412
- Five, four, three, two, one.
1057
00:59:06,412 --> 00:59:08,893
Blast off!
1058
00:59:27,389 --> 00:59:30,567
- They're all gonna die!
1059
00:59:30,567 --> 00:59:31,742
- Not on my watch.
1060
00:59:31,742 --> 00:59:34,135
- And how do we stop a rocket?
1061
00:59:34,135 --> 00:59:35,397
Rocket systems engage.
1062
00:59:35,397 --> 00:59:37,443
- Why did I have to ask?
1063
00:59:37,443 --> 00:59:39,401
You might
wanna hold on.
1064
00:59:46,408 --> 00:59:48,759
This is great.
1065
00:59:54,634 --> 00:59:56,680
- I need more power!
- On it!
1066
00:59:56,680 --> 00:59:59,465
This is why I get paid
the big bucks, baby.
1067
01:00:05,645 --> 01:00:09,040
Cock-a-doodley-doo!
1068
01:00:12,565 --> 01:00:15,220
- I'll soar! I'll fly!
1069
01:00:15,220 --> 01:00:16,874
I'll glide.
1070
01:00:16,874 --> 01:00:19,441
I'll float and swoop
and flit and whoosh.
1071
01:00:19,441 --> 01:00:22,793
I'll give gravity
what it's given me!
1072
01:00:22,793 --> 01:00:27,145
Contempt.
1073
01:00:32,150 --> 01:00:35,109
Warning, critical power loss.
1074
01:00:35,109 --> 01:00:36,241
- We're losing them!
1075
01:00:36,241 --> 01:00:38,199
- The catch van's
boosters failed.
1076
01:00:38,199 --> 01:00:39,592
- Okay, okay!
1077
01:00:39,592 --> 01:00:43,465
Step aside, people.
It's my time to shine.
1078
01:00:43,465 --> 01:00:45,337
A tube, please.
1079
01:00:46,817 --> 01:00:49,950
Now hand me that chimichanga.
1080
01:00:53,737 --> 01:00:55,956
Fire in the hole!
1081
01:01:28,336 --> 01:01:29,294
- Oh, goody!
1082
01:01:29,294 --> 01:01:30,251
It's starting!
1083
01:01:30,251 --> 01:01:33,080
♪ From the floors of Tokyo
1084
01:01:33,080 --> 01:01:34,734
- Back off, Fluffy.
1085
01:01:34,734 --> 01:01:38,085
This is my special moment.
1086
01:01:38,825 --> 01:01:40,914
The Leapin' Lord of the Leotard
1087
01:01:40,914 --> 01:01:43,656
and Pickles the Dancing Elephant
1088
01:01:43,656 --> 01:01:49,444
will be the greatest
show off Earth!
1089
01:01:49,444 --> 01:01:51,055
♪ I'm dancing with myself
1090
01:01:51,055 --> 01:01:52,752
- Hit the gas!
- 10-4, good buddy.
1091
01:01:55,015 --> 01:01:57,496
♪ Dancing with myself
1092
01:01:57,496 --> 01:02:00,020
♪ Well, there's nothing to lose
and there's nothing to prove ♪
1093
01:02:00,020 --> 01:02:01,979
♪ When I'm dancing with myself
1094
01:02:01,979 --> 01:02:04,721
It's showtime!
1095
01:02:06,026 --> 01:02:08,420
♪ All over the world
1096
01:02:08,420 --> 01:02:10,857
♪ And there's every
type of girl ♪
1097
01:02:10,857 --> 01:02:13,120
♪ But your empty eyes
seem to pass me by ♪
1098
01:02:13,120 --> 01:02:15,035
Oh, Pickles!
1099
01:02:19,736 --> 01:02:21,912
♪ It'll give me time to think
1100
01:02:21,912 --> 01:02:26,133
♪ If I had the chance,
I'd ask the world to dance ♪
1101
01:02:29,746 --> 01:02:31,748
♪ Oh, oh
1102
01:02:51,506 --> 01:02:53,770
- Almost there.
- Just gimme a little squeak.
1103
01:02:59,819 --> 01:03:03,127
- Are you ready
for my destiny, Pickles?
1104
01:03:07,479 --> 01:03:09,350
I'm leaping!
1105
01:03:15,313 --> 01:03:17,968
- He came back for me.
1106
01:03:17,968 --> 01:03:21,014
Catch me!
1107
01:03:23,974 --> 01:03:26,063
Get back here, Pickles!
1108
01:03:27,151 --> 01:03:29,675
Hitpig!
1109
01:03:30,545 --> 01:03:31,851
Now what?
1110
01:03:31,851 --> 01:03:32,939
My sensors detect
1111
01:03:32,939 --> 01:03:34,898
their oxygen levels dropping
1112
01:03:34,898 --> 01:03:36,856
and I don't see a way
for them to return
1113
01:03:36,856 --> 01:03:38,423
to Earth on their own.
1114
01:03:38,423 --> 01:03:39,903
- Can we push 'em back?
1115
01:03:39,903 --> 01:03:41,643
Not
without smashing into Earth.
1116
01:03:41,643 --> 01:03:44,298
- We need a parachute. Grab
whatever fabric you can find.
1117
01:03:44,298 --> 01:03:47,345
Curtains, costumes,
even underwear.
1118
01:03:47,345 --> 01:03:48,737
- That ain't new
territory from me.
1119
01:03:48,737 --> 01:03:50,827
- Oh, how exciting.
1120
01:03:50,827 --> 01:03:54,004
- Feel like pulled pork
for dinner, Fluffy?
1121
01:03:54,004 --> 01:03:57,007
Then go get that pig.
1122
01:04:00,227 --> 01:04:02,926
- We need to divide and conquer.
Can you fly around the outside,
1123
01:04:02,926 --> 01:04:05,232
see how we might be able
to pull these people back?
1124
01:04:05,232 --> 01:04:06,755
- Can do!
1125
01:04:08,366 --> 01:04:10,890
Ah-ah-ah-ah.
1126
01:04:10,890 --> 01:04:12,805
- I'll keep control
of the catch van.
1127
01:04:12,805 --> 01:04:14,328
- Okay guys, let's save Pickles
1128
01:04:14,328 --> 01:04:16,461
and everyone in that theater!
1129
01:04:16,461 --> 01:04:17,462
- Aye aye, Captain!
1130
01:04:17,462 --> 01:04:19,072
- Roger, roger.
- Over and out.
1131
01:04:19,072 --> 01:04:20,813
Really?
1132
01:04:27,124 --> 01:04:28,473
Hitpig!
1133
01:04:28,473 --> 01:04:30,997
- Go help Pickles, now!
1134
01:04:32,694 --> 01:04:35,393
I've fought bigger lizards
than you in the Outback.
1135
01:04:35,393 --> 01:04:38,526
Come at me!
1136
01:04:39,353 --> 01:04:40,920
- You came back.
1137
01:04:40,920 --> 01:04:42,313
- I'm so sorry, Pickles.
1138
01:04:42,313 --> 01:04:43,967
I should have told
you the truth.
1139
01:04:43,967 --> 01:04:45,533
Can you forgive me?
1140
01:04:45,533 --> 01:04:47,274
- What are friends for?
1141
01:04:47,274 --> 01:04:49,973
- You're ruining
everything, Hitpig!
1142
01:04:49,973 --> 01:04:51,583
- I'm ruining everything?
1143
01:04:51,583 --> 01:04:52,976
You're going to get us all
killed!
1144
01:04:52,976 --> 01:04:55,369
I'm actually trying
to unruin everything.
1145
01:04:55,369 --> 01:04:58,938
- I'm giving them
the greatest show off Earth!
1146
01:04:58,938 --> 01:05:00,809
Yeah, but you don't have
1147
01:05:00,809 --> 01:05:02,550
a way to bring 'em
back to Earth!
1148
01:05:03,856 --> 01:05:05,249
- Well, I can't
think of everything!
1149
01:05:05,249 --> 01:05:08,513
Do you know how hard
it was just to do all this?
1150
01:05:08,513 --> 01:05:10,732
Ding ding!
1151
01:05:10,732 --> 01:05:14,040
In the left ring we have
the croc versus a koala.
1152
01:05:14,040 --> 01:05:16,913
Common sense says
koala's gonna die!
1153
01:05:18,349 --> 01:05:22,092
- Do you think this is
scripted or all improv?
1154
01:05:22,092 --> 01:05:26,009
- In the right ring,
we have a pig versus a lunatic!
1155
01:05:33,973 --> 01:05:37,585
- Now even the lack
of gravity mocks me.
1156
01:05:37,585 --> 01:05:41,154
Come at me,
you toothy turd!
1157
01:05:44,027 --> 01:05:46,203
Watch out, Hitpig!
1158
01:05:46,203 --> 01:05:48,945
- This is for Bertha!
1159
01:05:49,249 --> 01:05:52,339
Consider yourself hit.
1160
01:05:55,125 --> 01:05:56,691
Oh, no.
1161
01:06:13,621 --> 01:06:16,798
- I never cut
corners on costumes.
1162
01:06:16,798 --> 01:06:20,063
The audience is applauding
my exit, Fluffy.
1163
01:06:20,063 --> 01:06:23,805
I can still hear them.
1164
01:06:28,158 --> 01:06:29,507
- Whoa!
1165
01:06:31,248 --> 01:06:32,684
- Pickles!
1166
01:06:44,739 --> 01:06:46,089
- Right!
1167
01:07:10,678 --> 01:07:12,550
- Like we're made
for each other.
1168
01:07:12,550 --> 01:07:14,769
- A perfect fit.
1169
01:07:37,749 --> 01:07:39,751
- A super cock-a-doodley-doo!
1170
01:07:39,751 --> 01:07:42,841
I'm coming for you!
1171
01:07:58,161 --> 01:07:59,075
- Hi, Hitpig.
1172
01:07:59,075 --> 01:08:00,685
- How you doing, pig?
1173
01:08:02,295 --> 01:08:03,557
And I thought you just
1174
01:08:03,557 --> 01:08:05,907
played a superhero on TV.
1175
01:08:05,907 --> 01:08:07,300
- You really are one.
1176
01:08:07,300 --> 01:08:09,215
- Aw, shucks.
1177
01:08:12,740 --> 01:08:16,657
- You're alive!
- Oh, thank goodness!
1178
01:08:18,181 --> 01:08:20,139
What do you say we get
everybody back to Earth now?
1179
01:08:22,881 --> 01:08:24,187
- I need more horsepower!
1180
01:08:24,187 --> 01:08:27,103
- I need more chimichangas!
1181
01:08:36,286 --> 01:08:38,375
Approaching Earth's atmosphere.
1182
01:08:43,771 --> 01:08:45,295
We're coming in too fast.
1183
01:08:45,295 --> 01:08:48,428
- Panties, jock straps,
boxers, just send them on over!
1184
01:08:48,428 --> 01:08:49,516
Come on!
1185
01:08:50,256 --> 01:08:52,693
This is going to hurt.
1186
01:09:05,532 --> 01:09:10,058
Warning, impact imminent.
Well, it was nice knowing you.
1187
01:09:10,058 --> 01:09:11,973
- Deploy the parachute.
1188
01:09:26,858 --> 01:09:29,861
Whoa.
1189
01:09:49,968 --> 01:09:52,100
Can I get my thong back?
1190
01:10:03,111 --> 01:10:06,811
- Well, I guess it's time
to all go home, huh?
1191
01:10:06,811 --> 01:10:09,857
- I'm heading to Australia if
you wanna ride with me, koala.
1192
01:10:09,857 --> 01:10:12,077
- Yeah, great.
I'll show you my digs.
1193
01:10:12,077 --> 01:10:14,514
Throw some eucalyptus
on the Barbie.
1194
01:10:14,514 --> 01:10:17,778
- I'm going to introduce polecat
to some Hollywood agents.
1195
01:10:17,778 --> 01:10:20,346
He's a star
if I've ever seen one.
1196
01:10:22,740 --> 01:10:24,263
- Thank you.
1197
01:10:24,263 --> 01:10:28,136
- Oh, I'm staying here.
We're in Vegas, baby!
1198
01:10:28,136 --> 01:10:30,574
And I got me a date!
1199
01:10:31,705 --> 01:10:34,273
Well, everyone
loves my hard body.
1200
01:10:35,753 --> 01:10:37,320
- You sure you
want these poodles?
1201
01:10:37,320 --> 01:10:40,932
If they want me.
1202
01:10:40,932 --> 01:10:43,978
- Pickles, may I take
you home to India?
1203
01:10:43,978 --> 01:10:46,720
- Yes. Yes, you may.
1204
01:11:24,584 --> 01:11:25,890
- Frittata!
1205
01:11:25,890 --> 01:11:27,674
- Omelet coming up!
1206
01:11:31,156 --> 01:11:32,592
Of course.
1207
01:11:33,680 --> 01:11:35,552
- Oh, we got a wise guy here.
1208
01:11:35,552 --> 01:11:38,555
Hey, look kid,
no bacon ever. Capiche?
1209
01:11:38,555 --> 01:11:40,339
- Ciao, Hitpig.
1210
01:11:46,214 --> 01:11:47,999
- Surprise!
1211
01:11:53,221 --> 01:11:56,094
So, how you doing?
1212
01:11:56,094 --> 01:11:58,531
Living the dream.
1213
01:11:58,531 --> 01:12:00,054
How was India?
1214
01:12:00,054 --> 01:12:04,363
- Beautiful. But I couldn't
find a family there
1215
01:12:04,363 --> 01:12:06,234
quite like our friends.
1216
01:12:06,234 --> 01:12:10,891
- Yeah. Yeah, I guess friends
are the family we choose.
1217
01:12:13,329 --> 01:12:15,940
- So what's it like
living the omelet dream?
1218
01:12:15,940 --> 01:12:17,420
Is it all it's cracked up to be?
1219
01:12:17,420 --> 01:12:18,899
- Yeah, you know,
it pays the bills
1220
01:12:18,899 --> 01:12:20,074
for an even bigger dream.
1221
01:12:20,074 --> 01:12:21,554
- Really?
- Yeah.
1222
01:12:22,599 --> 01:12:25,515
- See, on weekends
we do some volunteer work.
1223
01:12:25,515 --> 01:12:27,299
We?
1224
01:12:27,299 --> 01:12:30,171
How was Indiana?
1225
01:12:30,171 --> 01:12:31,521
- Hey, everyone, hi!
1226
01:12:31,521 --> 01:12:33,523
You got room for one
more on that thing?
1227
01:12:33,523 --> 01:12:35,002
- You bet we do.
1228
01:12:35,002 --> 01:12:36,917
Lower the tub!
1229
01:12:37,701 --> 01:12:39,442
- I love a family outing.
1230
01:12:40,443 --> 01:12:44,360
♪ Born to be wild
1231
01:12:46,753 --> 01:12:49,843
- So if you're a kitty
who's left the city
1232
01:12:49,843 --> 01:12:51,410
or a moose on the loose
1233
01:12:51,410 --> 01:12:53,978
or a cow that said ciao,
call us.
1234
01:12:53,978 --> 01:12:57,068
Your happiness is our reward.
1235
01:12:57,068 --> 01:13:00,593
♪ Born to be wild
1236
01:13:02,595 --> 01:13:05,250
- Ooh, I'm feeling
a little bit toasty here.
1237
01:13:05,250 --> 01:13:07,295
How about you, Fluffy?
1238
01:13:07,295 --> 01:13:09,994
Son of a sun!
1239
01:13:10,951 --> 01:13:12,257
And scene.
1240
01:13:15,173 --> 01:13:19,569
♪ Born to be wild
1241
01:13:21,309 --> 01:13:26,358
♪ Born to be wild
1242
01:13:28,142 --> 01:13:31,319
♪ Get your motor running
1243
01:13:31,319 --> 01:13:34,279
♪ Head out on the highway
1244
01:13:34,279 --> 01:13:37,456
♪ Looking for adventure
1245
01:13:37,456 --> 01:13:40,024
♪ And whatever comes our way
1246
01:13:41,982 --> 01:13:44,855
♪ Yeah, gotta go
and make it happen ♪
1247
01:13:44,855 --> 01:13:48,380
♪ Take the world
in a love embrace ♪
1248
01:13:48,380 --> 01:13:52,166
♪ Fire all your
guns at once and ♪
1249
01:13:52,166 --> 01:13:54,734
♪ Explode into space
1250
01:13:54,734 --> 01:13:56,649
♪ I like smoke and lightning
1251
01:13:57,563 --> 01:14:01,132
♪ Heavy metal thunder
1252
01:14:01,132 --> 01:14:03,700
♪ Racing with the wind
1253
01:14:03,700 --> 01:14:08,182
♪ And the feeling
that I'm under ♪
1254
01:14:08,182 --> 01:14:11,925
♪ Yeah, darling,
gonna make it happen ♪
1255
01:14:11,925 --> 01:14:14,580
♪ Take the world
in a love embrace ♪
1256
01:14:14,580 --> 01:14:18,192
♪ Fire all of your
guns at once and ♪
1257
01:14:18,192 --> 01:14:20,456
♪ Explode into space
1258
01:14:20,456 --> 01:14:23,981
♪ Like a true nature's child
1259
01:14:23,981 --> 01:14:26,940
♪ We were born,
born to be wild ♪
1260
01:14:27,375 --> 01:14:29,813
♪ We can climb so high ♪
1261
01:14:29,813 --> 01:14:33,338
♪ And never wanna die
1262
01:14:34,426 --> 01:14:37,647
♪ Born to be wild
1263
01:14:40,780 --> 01:14:44,392
♪ Born to be wild
1264
01:14:47,657 --> 01:14:50,616
♪ Get your motor running
1265
01:14:50,616 --> 01:14:53,706
♪ Head out on the highway
1266
01:14:53,706 --> 01:14:57,057
♪ Looking for adventure
1267
01:14:57,057 --> 01:15:01,279
♪ And whatever comes our way
1268
01:15:01,279 --> 01:15:04,587
♪ Yeah, darling,
gonna make it happen ♪
1269
01:15:04,587 --> 01:15:07,546
♪ Take the world
in a love embrace ♪
1270
01:15:07,546 --> 01:15:10,941
♪ Fire all your
guns at once and ♪
1271
01:15:10,941 --> 01:15:14,118
♪ Explode into space
1272
01:15:14,118 --> 01:15:17,904
♪ Born to be wild
1273
01:15:20,559 --> 01:15:24,345
♪ Born to be wild
1274
01:15:27,218 --> 01:15:30,874
♪ Born to be wild
1275
01:15:34,225 --> 01:15:36,923
♪ Born to be wild
1276
01:15:46,846 --> 01:15:48,935
As queen
of the elephants, it is I
1277
01:15:48,935 --> 01:15:51,590
who wears the pants,
so as your queen,
1278
01:15:51,590 --> 01:15:55,115
I command you all to dance.
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