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Want some breakfast?

Uh, you know, there's something about a $39 omelet

that I don't find appetizing.

Thanks, though.

Come on, cheapskate, it's on the house.

I ought to hang out with you more often.

Mm.

I got tip-off in ten minutes, breakfast a phone call away,

and not the slightest scent of a dirty diaper.

Got to love that.

I think my brother might have done something crazy.

And what? This, uh, surprises you?

I think he might have kidnapped Noah.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, well, now is not a real good time.

Dylan, Shane asked you to bail me out with my dealer.

He begged you.

This way he thinks he can force you.

Your brother... he, uh, orchestrated a kidnapping?

Couldn't scramble an egg.

He's watched you.

He knows you have money.

Knows you have a goddaughter.

What did she say?

He even went by your house.

- What are you talking about? - And then he started

squawking about Noah, and now I can't find either one of them.

So, she's fine?

- Yeah, is something wrong? - No. I just...

- I just wanted to know. - Okay.

- Is that all? - Yeah. I'll call you later.

Bye.

Maddy's fine.

Good.

Now let's find out about Noah.

You want us

to be contestants on a game show on Valentine's Day?

Yeah, Lovers Lane.

You know, they have two couples who are getting married

answering questions, showing why they're meant to be together.

Oh, that's a great idea,

and I can coach you, whip you into shape.

- Okay, wait, wait, wait. - Right.

Quick. What part of his body would Matt say

is his favorite place to be massaged?

- Oh! - His neck, shoulders

- or his feet? - Stop!

You watch this?

No! I just hear things.

I'll get it.

When did you sign up?

A couple weeks ago...

Hello.

Have you seen Noah?

Um, hold on.

Have we seen Noah? It's Dylan.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, well, I'll coach you.

I always watch that show. I love that show...

I'll take that as a no.

If he comes by, do you want me to tell him that you called?

No, it's just

club stuff.

I'll-I'll talk to you later.

So, have you seen him?

No. Maybe he crashed at the club.

I called. I got the answering machine.

He's probably sawing logs in the office.

Why? What's up?

I'm working on

a cross promotion with the Beat.

That's all. I'll check in with you later.

Okay.

Well, his car's here.

Silver was right. He's probably sleeping.

I'll check inside.

He's not inside.

This is a joke, right?

Some kind of prank?

I don't know.

♪♪

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♪ But I go along for a while ♪

♪ And even when I'm scared to death, I smile ♪

♪ I give the illusion I'm doing ♪

♪ Everything according to some plan ♪

♪ But I always keep a wild card in my hands ♪

♪ Oh, oh... ♪

So let me get this right.

You idiots actually think

Dylan's gonna fork over a million dollars for me?

Your pal's worth $200 million.

Yeah, you said so yourself.

I was messing with you.

I don't know what the guy's worth, okay?

You better hope it's a lot.

Will you use your head? Think!

A million dollars.

- We're not that close. - Okay.

Well, this is how it works.

I get the money, and you can go free.

I don't get the money, and I'll kill you.

Make that really

clear to him, and I'm sure he'll be moved to tears.

Okay?

All right.

Let's make a movie!

Hi.

What?

You paged me, like, eight times.

Oh, yeah. I-I needed someone to watch the store tomorrow.

Oh, and you assumed that I'd be available on Valentine's Day?

I think I should be insulted.

I asked Camille, instead.

Now I know I should be insulted, since I'm sure she said yes.

Well, maybe she needs some company?

All right, I'll help in exchange for some advice.

I found this cashmere sweater at Fred Segal

that I think she's really gonna dig.

Expensive.

Yeah, I know, but my instincts are telling me

that, uh, I think she's ready to be swept off her feet.

- I'd prefer a card. - Well, I'll get her

- a card. It's the gift. - Yeah, I'd prefer

a card as the gift.

You know, maybe

the handmade red construction paper type

with doilies and white glue.

You know, that was the first Valentine

I gave to someone other than my mother.

God, did I really use doilies?

Yeah.

It was... It was sweet and simple.

So, what are you doing tomorrow?

Me? Oh, well, I'm spending the day

with Matt and Kelly.

They're contestants on Lovers Lane.

- Well, that's weird. - No.

Actually, uh, weird is being the third wheel

on Valentine's Day, especially with two people

making their network debut as America's cutest couple.

- That is weird. - Donna?

Mm?

I've said it before, and I'll say it again.

You are going to find someone.

I know.

Where is he?

Did you find out anything?

No, no. Where is your brother?

I don't know. I've been waiting for my phone to ring, and...

Are you hearing what I'm saying? We're talking about kidnapping.

So, I was right?

If you are right, he's going to jail for a long time,

and you are gonna go with him. If you know something,

- tell me. - I don't know anything.

That's not good enough.

Look...

my brother starred in a sitcom.

He was making $10,000 a week.

So what?

They all said that he was gonna be a star,

that his career was gonna last forever.

He was 15 years old.

And now he's 28, and he fixes cars for a living.

I love my brother, but I don't try to understand him.

Yeah, look, what's his number?

Just hit "send."

I've been trying him all day.

Shane, it's Dylan McKay.

Call me.

Sit down.

Hey.

Okay, your dad called me.

Hmm.

And he invited me to dinner.

Well, that's good.

Yeah, but he hasn't called me since Christmas.

Oh, well, I'm sure he's just been busy.

- They-They've been traveling a lot. - Well, how many times

has he called you in the last two months?

Right.

No. He's probably just waiting for the right time.

Like, let's say when my mom went out of town.

Oh. Right.

That's what's going on.

So basically, he's just fitting me in

while the guard's away.

That's really sweet.

No. Listen, here's how it's gonna go.

He, uh... he's gonna take you to Ty's Steakhouse on Beverly.

He'll order a shrimp cocktail and a filet.

Just talk about the Lakers,

tell him how you favor a flat tax, it'll go great.

Yeah, but if he's just killing time...

- Gina, he's a good guy. - Yeah?

Well, I hope so.

It's just that, you know, I've...

missed having a dad for so long.

I just hope that he doesn't turn out

to be anything other than that.

So, listen...

how does dinner tomorrow at Il Cielo sound?

Mm. Cozy and romantic.

Perfect for Valentine's Day.

Good, good, good,

'cause that's where we're gonna go when we win.

And what if we lose?

- We what? - Lose.

We will not lose, but if we do,

it's dinner for two at Hot Stop Tacos.

- But I will spring for candles. - Oh.

Oh. You guys, it's back on.

Come on, come on, come on, come on, wait till you see it.

- Come on, come on, let's go... - I know, I know.

I'm going. I'm going.

Okay, and we're back for our bonus round.

Here we go. Tina for...

This is couple number one's last chance to win.

What would your future husband say

most attracted him to you?

My mind.

All right. Jim, you can take your headphones off there.

What most attracted you to Tina?

Her body.

Who are you kidding?

I hadn't even paid for this body yet when we first met.

I mean, uh, I wasn't in shape yet.

You know, toned.

You are so dead.

- Sorry, baby. - I misunderstood the ques...

What'd I miss?

Nothing that I could possibly explain.

Where do they find people like this?

Yesterday this woman told her fiancé that she used

to be a man. She said she just forgot to mention it.

I swear to God.

Okay, that's it. I do not want to be a part of the freak show.

Yeah, but you guys aren't freaks.

Oh, thanks.

Which is the reason

you can win this thing with our expert coaching.

I need to talk to somebody

who hasn't completely lost her mind. Where's Maddy?

She's with my mom for the week.

She's baby-sitting, giving us a break.

So you have nothing better to do than help us publicly

humiliate ourselves?

No. So let's start simple, okay?

What color is Matt's toothbrush?

Oh, this is so stupid.

That couple Janet was talking about won $25,000.

- 25...? - Thousand...

Red. Soft bristle.

That a girl.

So, why don't you tell me

about what's going on in your life?

Do I have to?

How about your skating?

You were really, really good.

Uh, y-you haven't given up on that, have you?

No.

Um...

it's just kind of...

uh, given up on me.

I saw the Olympic tryouts on TV.

Come on. You were spectacular!

I came in fourth.

Fourth? Gina, you were fourth in the entire United States!

Come on.

Yeah, tell that to my mother.

She said it was your idea to keep it a secret.

When she decided to go through with the pregnancy,

we came to an arrangement.

When she decided?

So you wanted her to end it?

Oh, Gina, no, I never even suggested that.

But you didn't tell her not to, either.

Gina, it was her choice.

I told her I would support any decision she made, and I did.

With your arrangement.

You know, a lot of fathers used to come

and watch their daughters skate.

I know, 'cause I used to stare at their faces.

They always looked so proud.

I used to pick one and pretend he was mine.

I don't even know what to call you.

What about John?

A lot of adult kids

call their parents by their first names.

Right.

John it is.

Thank you.

Well, I hope you're hungry.

This... Portions here are huge, aren't they?

Donna predicted exactly what you would order.

I just think

it's great that you guys know each other that well.

- Yeah? - It'll cost you a million bucks

to see your friend again.

I need to see Noah first.

Check your e-mail.

Hey, Dylan.

Tomorrow at 2:00, I want you to drive east on the 10

towards Vegas, and I'll call you in your car.

I know you can afford it, so let's keep things simple.

No cops.

You ever see Deer Hunter?

Best Picture of '78?

DeNiro, Chris Walken.

Had some nice moments.

This is my favorite, though.

Didn't go off.

Don't test my resolve, McKay.

Your pal in here... He's not that lucky.

I've got nothing to lose.

Don't test my resolve, McKay.

Your pal in here... He's not that lucky.

I've got nothing to lose.

What are you gonna do?

Get him his money.

Well, the cops can stick in some kind of tracking device

with the money, right?

I don't want anybody knowing about this.

Yeah, I understand that,

but is that what they told you to do?

I didn't go to the cops.

What do you mean?

Can you keep this to yourself or not?

Hello! Noah's been kidnapped.

How could you not go to the cops?

Well, I'm not a very big believer

in the local constabulary.

Look, I know guys like Shane.

He's crazy, but I can deal with him.

Now, will you cover for me or not?

Yeah, I'll cover for you.

But I got to tell you, Dylan,

this superhero complex of yours is gonna get somebody killed.

Jean-Claude Van Damme.

Cindy Crawford.

On the washing machine.

With the lights on.

I think I'm gonna be sick.

Oh, no. They're just trying to psych you out.

If Matt were an animal, what would he be?

No, you guys, I really don't feel good.

- Yes...! - Yes!

Hello, contestants.

Are you ready to play?

We are.

Excellent. Now the key to a good show is energy.

Remember, don't be afraid to scream and yell.

If you feel like jumping up and down, jump up and down!

Problem?

Um, could you just give us a minute?

I'm not doing this on purpose.

Look, forget about that.

Donna made me eat... What was it...

Egg whites and carrot juice?

She said it would enhance my memory.

Why don't I just

- tell her we can't go on? - No, no. I'll be fine.

I just need to...

Oh.

I'll go make sure she's okay.

All right.

Matt, Kelly, is everything all right?

Uh, actually, we...

Uh, no, no. We're, uh... we're fine.

What are you doing?

She thinks I'm Kelly.

But you're not.

Do you want to win?

Uh, perhaps

I should go over what makes good TV again.

- Hmm? - Oh, no.

We got it.

Don't we, honeybunch?

Oh, God, I love my guy.

Hmm?

We're good.

Keep an eye on him, okay?

I will.

- All right. - Yeah.

Enjoying your stay?

I've got a little errand to run,

but I'm gonna bring you back something, okay?

Go to hell.

Don't mess with him.

He's not as stupid as he looks.

That's funny.

Hey, can you turn it up a little bit, man?

Come on, just turn it up a little bit.

All right, man. You're all heart. Thank you.

Crazy fools.

Now we'll have to attack 'em.

Fix bayonets.

Hi.

- Hi. Gina. - You know,

I just happened to be at the market,

so I picked up some things for you.

Oh.

Excuse me.

Um...

So, well, Donna said that you like

to eat frozen dinners when Felice is out of town.

Yeah. Felice loaded up,

and then Donna called the market, and they sent more over.

I-I've got enough beef stroganoff here to feed an army.

Oh, well, um, I got you veal piccata.

Oh, veal. Good.

You hate veal.

No, no, I like veal. I-I really

like veal. It... There's just no room.

Oh, you've already got enough women in your life, don't you?

- Gina. - And they actually know what you like.

Gina, I...

I really want this to work.

Right.

Well, maybe you should try

calling me more than once every two months, then.

Oh, come...

So, Judy, what is your future husband's

favorite nickname for you in bed?

Athena.

Okay, Ron, you can take your headphones off. There you go.

All right, it's time.

What is your favorite nickname for Judy in bed?

Athena.

That is correct. Very good.

So, Athena, like the famous Greek goddess.

No. It's Ron's mother's name.

Ooh, talk about in-law problems.

All right, here we go. Couple number two,

first question.

Matt, you can put your headphones on there.

Kelly, aside from the bedroom,

what's your fiancé's favorite place to make whoopee?

In Matt's law office.

Yeah, right. Nice try, Donna.

Matt, headphones off.

Aside from the bedroom,

what's your favorite place to make whoopee?

Um... in my office.

Yeah, that's right. 50 points,

and a tie game.

Very nice.

Once.

Uh-huh.

So, uh, Kelly, tell us, exactly what type of legal work

does Matt perform for you, huh?

Uh, well, I don't think we need to go there, guy.

Oh, come on.

Does he sequester you,

or perhaps hold you in contempt, huh?

Oh, no.

We don't do that, but, uh,

sometimes we play this game... Attorney-client privilege.

Valentine's Day.

You know, I've never had a good one.

Well, I want to change that.

Cook you dinner tonight.

Oh, David, you don't have to do that.

I want to.

Okay.

Hi.

Rick.

What are you doing here?

I want to talk to you.

It'll just take a minute.

Would you excuse me?

Sure.

I'd like this wrapped, please.

All right.

So, I, uh,

noticed you taking a little while

to figure out what you wanted to get.

Oh, I know my girlfriend will like this.

What I was trying to decide is

whether I'd like spending the money for it.

All right, that's, uh, $878.86.

All right.

Phew! It's a lot of money

- for a Valentine's gift. - Well,

you know, a special occasion, something she wouldn't get

for herself, I mean...

What am I gonna do, get her a card?

No.

Well, don't you think, uh,

less is more?

Not on this planet.

David?

Um, I need a little more time.

Do you mind?

Uh, no. Everything's okay?

Yeah, yeah, everything's good.

Um, excuse me?

Excuse me?

Sorry.

You, uh, said you wrapped?

Right, I wrap.

Yes, I do.

Okay, here we go.

Ron, you're up by 50 points.

If you get this right, it's gonna clinch it for you.

Go, Ron!

If you could change one thing about Judy, what would it be?

Come on, Ron!

Her mole.

All right, Judy, headphones off.

Here's the question.

If Ron could change one thing about you,

what do you think it would be?

My sense of humor.

'Cause sometimes I'm just too funny.

Well, I'm afraid Ron doesn't like your mole.

My mole? It's not a mole.

It's a beauty mark.

Sure, when the lights are out.

If Matt and Donna get this one right, you guys win.

We win?

$25,000.

Now, don't be nervous, Matt,

but this question could give you the game.

All right.

Here we go.

Who does Kelly consider to be her best friend?

This is so easy. We won.

Me.

All right, let's find out.

Kelly, headphones off. Your turn.

For all the marbles, tell us,

who's your best friend?

Donna Martin.

Ooh, I'm sorry. Matt said

he was your best friend. Guess not. Congratulations,

Ron and Judy, you're our $25,000 winners.

Is this as awkward as I think it is?

Oh, yeah. And then some.

And a fabulous three days and four nights

at one of the finest hotels on the island,

his and her matching luggage,

and a customized honeymoon gift package.

Wow.

Talk about baby needing new shoes.

Steve, put that away. Come on.

Dylan, why are you doing this?

Somebody's life's at stake.

Yeah, someone you don't even like.

No, I don't like him,

but people I know do, and I'm doing it for them.

You're gonna need help.

You got a wife and a kid.

Do you want me to go with you?

Are you ready?

Guess so.

All right, look, it's 2:00.

Are you gonna take the 10 east to Las Vegas?

Right.

If I don't hear from you by 3:00, Dylan,

I'm gonna have every cop in Palmdale looking for you.

- You understand? - Thanks, man.

Dylan?

Don't be an idiot.

I'm so sorry about this. I really am.

Stop apologizing.

I know. I just feel really weird about this.

Confused.

It'll be over soon enough.

Except there's been a change of plans.

Dylan.

How you doing?

Get in.

Josie, take the bag from him.

Let's go for a ride.

You do the honors.

Hey, um, did you guys know

that this bread machine can make four loaves at a time?

Four loaves. I didn't know that. Hmm.

Yeah. I-I-I think

that's a really great consolation prize, don't you?

What do you guys think?

Oh, yeah, sure. Everyone in America knows

about our little sex games in the office,

and I get a bread maker out of the deal.

I'd say that's a great tradeoff.

Okay, this was your idea.

I wanted to do it with you, okay?

Not your best friend.

I'm sorry. I had food poisoning.

I wasn't thinking. If I was thinking,

of course I would have said your name.

No. You know what? Donna is my best friend.

What is your problem with that?

Wait, I never said I had a problem with that. Did I say

- I had a problem with that? - Other than the fact that you

guys lost $25,000.

Sorry.

Tell me,

is there any intimate detail that you haven't, uh, broadcast?

How about this one? You can cancel

any dinner plans we had for tonight.

You sure about that?

I can get us a table for three.

It'll spare you the post-game replay.

Can you please just be quiet for five minutes?

Don't ask me. I'm not the one with the problem being quiet.

You heard what

Steve said... he's probably called the cops by now.

Yeah, and sent them out into the desert.

Which is a hundred miles in the opposite direction.

Did it ever occur to you, genius,

that when they don't find you out there,

- they'll look somewhere else? - Yeah, well,

- this'll keep us a couple of steps ahead. - They know who

you are, they know who your friends are.

Think you're gonna need more than a couple of steps.

Forget him.

He's just talk.

I gave you the money.

Don't you think you should let me and my friend go?

Uh, hey.

Hey.

Is Donna around?

No. She's with Matt and Kelly.

You know they're doing Lovers Lane today?

Right, Ken and Barbie are doing the game show.

That's right.

Let me ask you something.

Say this guy showed up

and gave this girl you liked a really expensive watch,

and then she said she needed some time,

and they took off together.

Would... Would you be worried?

Okay. Okay.

Um, well, what'd he look like?

I don't know.

Successful.

Hmm. How long's she been gone?

Two hours and 46 minutes.

Right.

Okay, basically what you're asking me is

if I think Camille is, you know, spending some time

in a king-sized bed in the master bedroom

of a Beverly Hills mansion with a really rich guy

who just bought her a bunch of expensive gifts

- for Valentine's Day? - Yeah.

Thank you for the gross details.

$350 is not a bad gift.

My competition has a bungalow by the pool

at the Beverly Hills Hotel.

What, did he tell you that?

No. He just said hi.

The rest was inferred.

Okay, you're really obsessing about this.

I'm not obsessing.

Obsessing is a compulsive attachment

to an unreasonable idea or emotion, okay?

Camille was here, and now she's not,

so anything that follows is completely reasonable.

Down to the caviar he's probably eating off her stomach

right now as we speak.

Right.

Sorry.

Did you want me to give

Donna a-a message or...?

Oh. Um... yeah.

Sure. Just tell her

that... I tried.

And I failed, as usual.

- Hi. - Hi.

I hate Valentine's Day.

Oh, thanks to me, who can blame you?

It's so possessive.

Be mine. Devote yourself to me.

It's like that's all that should exist.

Well, kind of is.

Ooh. I forgot. Matt doesn't want me talking to you.

Oh, okay.

No. He d... He doesn't want you confiding in me,

and I'm not so sure you should.

I can't believe you just said that.

Well, your husband should be your best friend, not me?

Yeah, but you're my safety net

in case everything goes to hell.

Planning on disaster probably isn't the secret

to a good marriage.

I can't do this. I don't know how to do this.

Just talk to Matt. You guys'll figure it out.

And just think, in the meantime, I can still confide in you.

And here I am.

This is me confiding.

How pathetic is this?

Getting married has some severe drawbacks.

Maybe, but learning to confide in Matt

probably isn't one of them.

Yeah.

Hi... John.

Hi.

May I come in?

Sure.

Now, I-I thought a lot about what you said.

About how you think there's no room for you in my life.

Yeah, well, you know what? Some things just can't be

worked out, you know? No matter how hard you try.

Look, when Donna was younger, and I was still practicing,

I'd let her sit in the amphitheater

that I operated in.

Well, I'm sure that she really loved that.

No.

No, I wanted her to understand what I did...

Not just how I did it, but what it really meant.

You take a person with a bad heart

and you give them another chance.

I guess it must be weird going to sleep,

thinking that you're going to die,

and then you just wake up with a whole new life.

Well, it's a little bit like going to sleep

thinking that your father is one person,

and then he turns out to be someone entirely different.

But you see, neither one of them work

unless you really try.

I hate calling you John.

Then you call me Dad.

I'd be so honored.

Yeah?

Dad.

I like that.

Me, too.

Come on.

Noah, look what I brought you.

Come on.

Let him join his little girlfriend there.

- What are you doing? - Yeah, that's real cute.

Maybe if you were that funny a long time ago,

your show would still be on.

What are you doing?

I gave him his money.

He gave you the money. We're out of here, right?

No.

Shane?

What are you talking about?

I got kidnapping with use of a firearm.

That's life in prison.

According to my research,

it's the same as if I killed you two losers.

You hate me, don't you?

Hey, hi.

David, I'm really sorry.

I had no idea how long that would take.

Rick is this ex-boyfriend of mine.

I-I-I-I got you a gift.

Oh, that's so sweet.

If you only knew the kind of afternoon I've had.

I think I have a pretty good idea.

Oh, so it was obvious, then?

- Yeah. - Oh, good.

I'm so glad.

Because I ran out of here so fast,

I was worried that you might have gotten the impression

that I actually liked Rick.

Of course you don't like Rick.

You did get the wrong impression, didn't you?

In these really grotesque sort of detailed ways.

- Like I had images, and... - David, David.

Rick and I broke up a long time ago.

But every year,

he insists on giving me these lavish gifts.

As... as if I didn't find gestures like that

just completely repulsive.

Um, I mean especially on Valentine's Day, which is...

the simplest, most personal holiday of all.

But I don't need to tell you that, now do I?

I hope not.

There you go.

Oh, thank you.

This is perfect. Aww...

Who's that for?

Uh, my little sister.

I love getting her surprises.

Oh, you know what?

You're the best.

You... are the best.

This is too cute.

Yeah, hi, sweetie.

Daddy, you sound out of breath.

Your sister is in the middle of torturing me.

- What are you talking about? - Ah, Gina's got me

doing these stomach crunches, I...

- The worst is yet to come. - Oh, my God...

Gina's training you?

Every relationship needs a starting place.

My miserable physical condition... that's ours.

That's great. Good for you.

As soon as the beating's over here, we're going to dinner.

Why don't you come along with us, huh?

Yeah, sure.

Unless you need some time alone with Gina.

No, I would love to have dinner with both my daughters

on Valentine's Day.

- Okay, Dad, you got to go. - Huh?

Break's over. Very busy.

Okay, uh...

Did Gina just call you Dad?

Yeah.

Uh, why don't you come over around 6:00

and we'll all leave from here, okay?

Okay. I'll see you then.

And Dad, I'm really happy for you.

- Thanks. - Bye.

It's all here.

One...

Two... three!

What are we going to do with those two?

Oh, go get 'em, bring 'em out here.

We did this to get out of trouble,

not to get into more of it.

Give me the keys.

Josie, listen to me.

We don't have a choice...

We have to kill them.

Jo...

Shane, look out!

Stop it!

- Good girl, Jo. - Stop it, everyone!

We're not killers, Shane. I just want this to be over.

Do the right thing. Here. Josie,

you don't want to make a mistake, okay? Come on.

Jo, don't listen to him.

Don't. We're this close to having everything we want.

Just shut up. Just shut up.

Look, J...

Come on.

All right.

Hey, hey, hey, watch it!

- Move, move, go! - What about the money?

Forget about it.

Get over there.

Hey, this belongs to you, man.

Hi.

For the record, the game show is idiotic.

Well, you were pretty clear on that from the start.

But telling Donna everything was pretty idiotic, too.

Look, I know how close you two are.

And you should know that I respect that.

I know.

But I also know that things between her and I

needed to change.

I should have thought of that before, but I didn't.

I'm sorry.

Happy Valentine's Day.

What is this?

Open it.

Hmm.

I've been writing in one since I was a little girl.

It's the latest edition.

No one has ever seen it.

I don't know what to say. It's, uh, it's an incredible gesture,

but, uh, I can't take this, Kelly.

- You don't want to read it? - No, I don't want to read it.

Even best friends don't share everything.

Or at least they... they shouldn't.

Besides...

I'm not going to let you read mine.

- You keep a journal? - For my eyes only.

Hey, I just offered up.

Yeah, well, I can't help you out. Sorry.

All right, fine, be that way.

But you don't know the gold you just passed up.

Really?

Yep.

- That juicy, huh? - Uh-huh.

- Well, on second thought, maybe... - Nope!

- Where you going? Where you going? - You're gonna have to

come and get it.

Taking a little time for attorney-client privilege.

No!

So you both have to testify when Shane and Josie go on trial.

It's what the cops say, yeah.

Did they mention anything about

taking the law into your own hands?

No, but, uh... they did say thank you.

You okay?

I don't know.

What day is it?

It's Valentine's Day.

Dad, you want to get that? It's probably Donna.

Dad.

Dad?

John?

Something's wrong. He's not breathing.

Call 911!

Daddy! Daddy!

Oh, God!

Daddy, can you hear me?

Daddy, please just stay with me.