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Can I get you some cream?

Yes.

Ooh, here's a list of caterers.

Oh, by the way, Noah's

going to be moving some of his stuff

into the beach apartment tomorrow.

- Is that okay? - Sure.

Yeah, it's no problem.

Actually, most of my stuff is over here anyway.

It's just till we can find a place we can both afford.

Donna, it's okay.

How about calla lilies?

How can I think about flowers

when I haven't even set a wedding date yet?

Simple... where's the calendar?

Well, I can't pick a date until I have a reception hall.

And to do that, I need to know the number of guests.

Which is pretty hard to do

considering my parents won't return my phone calls,

Steve's mother is in London,

and Rush is on a singles cruise to the Panama Canal.

Men are so innocent when they're sleeping.

Oh, he's my angel.

Aww.

Yeah!

Oh, thank you.

Yes!

The best...

Bachelor party... ever!

Yeah!

I just need to relax.

You know, get out of the planning mode

for a little while.

Well, you know, the groom can help

with some of the arrangements, too.

Oh, yeah, and Steve is so detail-oriented.

Bye.

Bye, you guys. Thank you so much.

Whoo!

- Love it! - Bachelor!

Olé!

- Whoa! - Whoa!

Yeah!

Steve... Steve...

Steve... Steve... Steve... Steve...

Steve, I have a question about the reception.

What do you think, beer in bottles or glasses?

Well?

♪♪

♪♪

♪♪

♪ I close my eyes and I'm grateful enough today ♪

♪ From this dream I wake up ♪

♪ I'm all alone and I'm not afraid ♪

♪ 'Cause everything I see is screwed up ♪

♪ Erase it from your memory ♪

♪ 'Cause I, I never was and I never will be ♪

♪ If I could be a ghost, I would be ♪

♪ Come on, set me free ♪

♪ Hey, I'm easy ♪

♪ Help me forget my name... ♪

Well, I see you have camping and sports.

Why doesn't somebody teach those kids photography?

That was my dad's hobby.

We've had some interest.

We just don't have a darkroom.

Huh. Darkroom... one darkroom, coming right up.

Wow. I come to recruit volunteers and I get a check.

So don't let too many nonprofits find out about you.

Hi, honey bunny.

Hey.

Gina, this is my friend Andrew Emery.

He runs the Beverly Glen Community Center.

- Hi. - Hi.

- How are you? - Good.

- Good. - There you go.

Wow.

Listen, we could really use your help

with midnight basketball.

I'm trying to get all my donors

involved in one way or another.

I don't know.

I think this is about as hands-on as I get.

Listen, Miguel and Arturo, those kids from the hotel,

they still talk about you all the time.

Yeah, well, they fear me.

Take a day to consider.

- Nice meeting you. - Oh, great to meet you.

- Bye-bye. - Bye-bye.

- Hi... - Hi.

I think you should do that.

- Really? - Mm-hmm, yeah.

You know, only one hard sell per morning.

That's kind of my rule.

We could volunteer together.

Wow, I didn't think you were the type.

I really want to do things together.

You know, couples do things together.

Well, I tell you what let's do...

You go downstairs and volunteer us a table.

I'm going to return some phone calls,

and then I'll come down and we will have breakfast

as a couple.

- Okay? - Okay.

All right.

But you're going to think about it, right?

Sure.

Your father is a pig.

Can I get some blueberry pancakes to go, please?

Good morning.

Apparently, Mel was at one of Gina's little feminist rallies

at the After Dark.

Jackie found out.

And I don't think he got a duffle bag out of the house.

It's Mel and Jackie.

They break up and get back together all the time.

Not this time. She's completely humiliated. It's over.

Hey.

- Hey. - What's going on?

Well, my daddy looked at a naked girl,

so Kelly's mommy kicked him out.

Oh, how'd she find out about it?

I don't know. I didn't ask

and Jackie has a little too much class to offer up.

I'm going to go put my playlist together.

See you guys later.

I'm just curious.

How much does it cost to break up a family these days...

40, 50 bucks a lap dance?

It really depends on the cup size.

No one forced Mel to come down there.

- Did you see him there? - No, I didn't.

Oh, look. And by the way,

I wasn't alone on my little business venture.

Why don't you scold someone else now?

So, it's moving day.

I got some food for the troops.

Steve and Matt are going to help out.

Shouldn't take long then, should it?

No, no, it shouldn't.

Look, I want to treat for dinner tonight.

Kind of a roommate bonding thing, you know.

I said blueberry!

Okay.

Life is just so full of disappointments, isn't it?

Please go to hell.

I did a good job painting the room, didn't I?

If I can get the nursery done in two days,

then we have the rest of the week for wedding details.

Yeah. You know what,

I'm going to get the rest of Noah's stuff

over to the beach apartment.

Green is the most restful color, did you know that?

Studies show

that it's beneficial for teething babies

and soothes stomachaches in the workplace.

Hey.

Hey, Janet, what's wrong?

I don't want to be a lumbering bride.

Oh, come on... you are so beautiful.

When I thought about my wedding when I was a little girl,

it didn't include being pregnant.

No wonder people do these things one at a time.

Everything is going to be great, I promise.

How?

When our... our nursery isn't finished yet,

we don't have a church

and I have stovepipe legs and swollen hands.

Because I am madly in love with you.

And neither one of us have anything to be insecure about.

Thanks.

I think the green is working.

Good, good.

Hey, when you get back,

let's set a date.

- Okay? - Deal.

You know, the chef here cooked for me

every night for two years.

The only good thing about breaking up

was reclaiming my waistline.

Well, she obviously knows her way around a kitchen.

He, actually. Keith.

Okay, give my compliments to Chef Keith.

Okay.

Listen, Andrew, about, you know, the center

- and me volunteering? - Mm-hmm.

I've thought about that.

It's just not me.

Aw, I can't say that's the answer I'd hoped for.

Well, you know, I figure I contribute

in the way I can best.

You know, I write checks.

Besides you guys don't need me around there.

Someone has to be.

I'm quitting at the end of the month.

This job keeps me in the closet.

I can't do it anymore.

Well, coming out might be an option.

Lot of people doing it.

Have you ever met my co-director at the center, Patsy Regan?

Yeah, she seems efficient.

And conservative.

Her son plays for the center's basketball team.

I think she'd be pretty upset to learn

that his coach is a real live homosexual.

Aw, come on, man.

This is the '90s. You got to be kidding me.

If you can teach the fundamentals of the game,

who cares whether you're gay or not?

Locker rooms, showers, young kids.

Not jumping to any conclusions?

'Cause a lot of people would.

Yeah, well,

I ain't one of them.

- Okay. - All right?

All right.

What's wrong, faggots?

Couldn't find a room?

Now, you listen there, freak.

I'm going to teach you guys a lesson

about hanging out in parking lots.

Somebody call the cops!

You all right?

Janet, I was thinking, how about December 4?

Holy mackerel!

It started to slant and I couldn't stop.

I'm like a ducky border junkie.

Okay, uh, I'm cutting you off.

We're behind schedule, Steve.

This is supposed to be the happiest time of my life,

and I can't do it all by myself.

I can tell you're miserable.

Those ducks aren't going to flap up there

all by themselves, you know.

Okay, honey, you're really doing a great job,

but I think maybe I should take it from here, okay? Release.

I think we need a new approach.

Something radically different, and I've got a great idea.

It involves our friends,

so you're going to have to trust me on this, okay?

Hmm? Huh?

Yes, thank you, Detective.

The guy that I nabbed isn't going to give up his buddies.

It would seem the cops need a statement from you.

Well, they can't have it.

Don't you think you have some kind of, you know, obligation

to the gay community here?

I was lucky to get in and out of the hospital quietly.

If I speak out,

it opens a floodgate of media attention.

Maybe that's not such a bad thing.

Reporters, newspaper headlines:

"Gay community center director bashed."

But here's what people say off camera:

"Who let that pervert near our kids?"

Andrew, if you're silent,

th-this kind of thing could happen to someone else.

If you want to take a stand,

make the statement for both of us.

Hi.

Oh, what happened to you?

Are you okay?

In a car wreck. Everyone's fine.

Oh, good.

Could you give us, just, um, a minute, Gina?

- Sure. - Oh, that's all right. I-I was just leaving.

What happened to your arm?

Oh, nothing.

I, uh, I got in a fight.

Oh. Who'd you punch this time?

I don't really want to talk about it.

Okay.

Listen, my mom called.

Hmm.

I guess there's some two-for-one special going

from L.A. to Denver.

Feel like taking a little trip?

Since when do you want to spend time with Bobbi?

Yeah, I know.

It's just that she invited me.

Us, actually.

You barely talk about her.

I'm sorry. Never mind.

Stupid idea.

Do you know my favorite color, Dylan?

Or, um, I don't know,

who my first boyfriend was?

I know everything about you.

I'm tired, Gina.

Because I ask. And then when

you answer me, I hang on your every word.

See, the difference between

me and you is that...

I'm in love with you.

That's not fair.

No kidding.

You guys are all probably wondering why

we called you here.

With no advance notice.

It's because you're all going on a scavenger hunt.

You are required to drive around, find certain items,

maybe do something in a specific location.

Everyone's on a team,

and each team works together to figure out the clues.

And each clue leads to another clue,

and the scavenger hunt leads to the party.

- What party? - Well, with all the craziness

of planning for the baby

and the wedding, we kinda forgot about the fun stuff.

Yeah, so we figured we'd pool all our showers

and bachelorette parties and bachelor parties together

and carouse with you guys.

Can't you just, you know,

tell us where the clambake is, and...?

No! But if you get lost, there'll be

an emergency phone number.

No cheating.

And you are

financially responsible

for your own traffic violations.

But remember, this is a race.

What does the winner get?

Well, it's gonna be a surprise,

but we think you're gonna love it

Are you guys ready? Okay, car one, Donna and Matt.

Car two, David, Kelly and Noah.

Perfect.

Car three, Gina and Dylan.

Each box contains the first clue plus all the tools you'll need.

Ready, set, go.

Trust no one! Check the kit in the car! Run!

"You could never duplicate the love Steve and Janet share,

though this establishment on Olympic and Doheny may try."

There's a mall there.

Yeah, Khalid's Copy Mat.

"Duplicate the love."

Dupli...

Map... All right, let's go.

Copy Center? What's, what's up with that, huh?

What?

Okay, let's just pretend like nothing's happening.

Kelly, I just-I don't want to get into it, all right?

How many times do you think Mel has cheated on Jackie?

I don't know how many times. I have no idea.

David, you have sided with my mom every time.

This is no different.

Yeah, it is different.

Last time he cheated, all right, he got a lap dance. Big deal.

Oh, that's so comforting.

You know, your mom is-is the one who's breaking up

the family, all right? Not Mel.

Because she is sick of it.

She's sick of him eyeing every salesgirl,

every waitress that walks by.

Some of them were dancers, not prostitutes, Kel.

What exactly was the dancer-to-prostitute ratio?

Because knowing that, I think, would make

me and my mom and my little sister feel so much better.

Yeah.

Okay, "You could never duplicate the love Steve and Janet share,

though this establishment on Olympic and Doheny may try."

Mm-hmm. Ah, a clue.

Must be the right place.

"If we had one of these,

"maybe we could schedule our lives better.

"Show off the gifts that God gave you by making a calendar.

"One body part for each month.

"Then ask the clerk for the next clue.

P.S. Extra points for photocopying your butt."

My butt?! Your butt, mister.

- Your butt. - Oh, you...

How do you go about making a calendar?

Oh! Mmm!

Ow!

Ah!

Kel, um, I'm gonna ask you a question.

Does, does torturing him make you feel better?

A little, yeah.

You think you might want to ease up a little?

Hey, got a second?

All right, listen, I'll back the car up

and point it towards the street.

Good man! Go!

You've gotta switch cars with me.

Why, what's going on?

I don't know. Kelly's acting really weird.

- Oh! - Switch with me, okay?

Fine! Matt, come back!

And this is just because David's a fast driver, okay?

- Okay. Mmm. - Listen, you and Kelly are roommates for now,

so you gotta try and get along.

That's what I want to do. I want to get along.

Fine. Aah!

Looks like you boys have

some photocopying to do, suckers!

Hey, come on!

Team change.

Team change?

Why? Noah not having fun?

I think he just gets carsick in the back seat or something.

You guys want to win, right?!

Winning is our mantra.

Win, win, win... win!

All right, clue three:

"" Tis the season to be jolly, almost.

"Visit the house that leads the neighborhood

in holiday spirit"

Oh, isn't that that freaky family on Collins Street

that, like, puts up their decorations in early November?

I think so, I think so.

"Appropriate some decorating as you're knowing full well

they'll be returned at the end of the hunt."

You have to steal someone's yule log?

No, it's says in there we return it.

Yeah, it's a loan.

Yeah, it's a loan.

As long as it's not a nativity scene, whatever.

Back to the car. Chop, chop!

Why don't you get a CD player in this thing?

I can never find a stupid radio station.

Well, we're supposed to be looking

for a copy center right now.

Oh, look at the little dog!

- What? - Look! Pull over, pull over!

We have to get him. Look, he's crossing the street.

Dylan pull over.

- No. Yes, he's gonna get hit!

Gina, dogs take walks all the time.

- Dylan, we have to pick him up! - I'll call Animal Control.

No, you can't call Animal Control.

Are you crazy?

They'll put him to sleep.

- Would you stop the car, please? - For what?

So we can take him back to the hotel and feed him.

Hey, no, no, we are not getting a dog.

Yes, sir.

Oh, I guess that would actually be doing

something together, wouldn't it?

When this is over, we'll go home...

When this is over, what, Dylan?

We're gonna go home and have sex

and continue to ignore the distance between us?

Sounds amazing.

All right, clue number three. You ready?

Number three, go ahead.

"Appropriate some decorating as your own,

"knowing full well it'll be returned

at the end of the hunt."

Smells like a felony to me.

Oh, my God, dude, have you looked in here?

Check her out.

Oh, God, suddenly, stealing someone's personal property

seems rather tame.

What are you doing?

What do you mean what am I doing?

You know how long it takes to blow one of these things up?

Buddy, please, I'm just guessing it takes a while, okay?

Yeah.

Hello, Officer.

How you doing?

This is just a, uh, just a toy, like a joke, you know?

We're just, uh, just riding around.

Uh, you probably want me to pull over, don't you?

All right, ladies, make it quick.

David?

What? What if something goes down?

We're gonna need a getaway driver, right?

Donna, you want to keep our lead or not?

Ow!

Ah.

May I help you girls?

Um, hi. How you doing?

Uh, we're from the Neighborhood Council for Overdone Decorating,

and you're under investigation.

Yeah, we need to borrow some of your lights.

And a little bit of tinsel, just for

the council to look over.

And approve.

Possibly award.

Don't BS me, young ladies!

What is this all about?

We're on a scavenger hunt.

I met my husband on one of those!

Oh!

Are you winning?

Oh, we're killing them!

- Oh, no! - Eek!

Don't just stand there!

You guys having fun yet?

Yeah, tons.

There was a sweet little dog, he almost got hit by a car,

and he wouldn't even stop to help him.

Where was it?

Just right off of Wilshire, like, two blocks away.

Hey, why don't you guys wait for us.

We're gonna go check on something.

Tell you what... you go ahead;

Donna and Kelly can ride with me.

Are you sure?

Yeah.

Uh, what about Gina?

All right, let's get the damn dog.

Gina!

Are we going?

You're all about winning, right?

Okay, "Take a load off at the mattress store on Maple.

"Choose a favorite bed, and photograph the relaxing moment

"with your team and the store manager.

"Think you can do this one in your sleep?

The enclosed prop must be in the photo, too."

Ooh.

Oh.

Dylan, I believe these are yours.

Yeah, think again.

I think that store's on Third and Maple.

The gas is the pedal to the right.

Hit it.

Yeah?

Hey. It's Andrew.

They caught the other guys.

They need you at a lineup tomorrow at 10:00 a.m.

Well, don't you think you should be there to identify them

and point out what they did was wrong?

So, do you need the detective's number?

No, I got his card.

What's going on?

Why do you have a brace on your wrist?

Let's just say I had a bad day yesterday,

and I don't really feel much like a scavenger hunt,

- all right? - Yeah, we noticed.

And, apparently, so did Gina.

Which is too bad, because if you try, it's more fun...

Across the board.

Relationships, too.

So now you two are concerned about Gina?

Well, if you can't spend an hour in a car,

what are you two doing together?

Having fun.

That's enough for me.

Dylan, you've been married before.

You know what it's like to be with the right person.

I'm surprised you'd settle for less.

- You know, she almost got hit. - There's a tag,

but there's no name or address or anything on it.

- Yeah. - Well, there's a license number.

That should help.

We'll take care of her. Come on.

Yeah?

Okay, bye.

Bye.

- Sweetie. - Bye-bye.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, where you going?

We have to make sure she's okay.

We have to wait.

Can't believe she was running around like that

all by herself, you know?

Dylan didn't even care.

I invited him home to meet my mom, he said no.

I'm sorry. That must have been really hard for you.

Yeah, it's not like I exactly jump at the chance

to show someone the shoe box I grew up in.

I'm sure it will all work out.

Thanks for helping me get the dog.

You didn't even care that she was a mess.

You know as well as I do,

you'd rather Dylan was here with you than me.

I wish he was more like you.

Come on!

I'm not ashamed.

Sorry, your flap was open.

Move, people, move!

Oh.

- Hi. - Hi.

Can I help you?

Yeah, look, I can tell you're a busy man,

so I'm just gonna get right to it.

What are the chances of you and me laying down on that bed?

You and me there?

Quickly... it's for a good cause.

Yeah, it would mean so much.

He was neglected as a child and...

Well, it's against company policy or...

Had to go to the neighbors for a hug.

It'd be a big breakthrough.

All right, listen, if I do this,

will you leave, quietly and immediately?

- Promise. - Oh, yeah.

Okay.

Uh, just-just don't mind her.

Go ahead, jump.

Good one.

Where's the damn clue?

- Smile. - What am I...?

Oh, yeah.

Got it, I got it!

Where you going?

- I, uh... - Relax.

Okay.

"Make history. This clue will lead you

"to the park where Janet, our little math maven,

"circled the classified ad

that brought her to the Beverly Beat and Steve."

What are you doing?

What, you think only boys can do math?

Oh. Stop fighting.

- I'll get it. - Get off me.

- Do you know you got to carry the two? - Hello.

Yeah, it's Noah. Is Donna there?

Where are you?

I'm at the Christmas house.

We've already had one run-in with the law.

Something tells me we're about to have a second.

Wouldn't that be a third,

including your little erotic dancing bust?

Can I talk to Donna?

No. She's busy.

Kel, give me the phone.

Might as well give up.

My girl Donna's gonna win.

Do you or Matt have

that emergency number that Steve and Janet passed out?

- Yeah. - Call them.

Say you're a quitter,

and they'll tell you where to go, okay?

Was that Noah?

Yes.

I did really well on

my math S.A.T.'s. I...

Yeah, I'm very proud.

Uh, wh... what's your problem with my boyfriend?

You really want to know?

I think he cuts corners to get what he wants.

Like running a strip joint for extra cash.

15,488.

15,488 what?

Sunset Boulevard.

Yep, if you want to go to the party.

Oh, you're good!

- Here we go! - Go!

Oh.

She okay?

Well, she's dehydrated and malnourished.

She's been on her own for a while.

Well, I'm gonna take her home.

Actually, she's been reported missing.

We ran the license number

on her collar. Her name is Joan,

and her owner's on the way.

I thought you'd want to say good-bye.

Uh, wait a minute... you're gonna return her to the people

who let her run around in traffic?

I mean, that's not the way you treat something you love, is it?

Who'd name their dog Joan?

There's my number.

If they'd like to discuss her future,

they can call me.

Come on, sweetie.

Hey, how'd you guys get here so fast?

Have I mentioned I don't even like crossword puzzles?

And that Christmas house lady...

- Very, very scary. - Oh.

Turns out, we couldn't even find a clue,

so I had to call Janet and Steve

and beg them for mercy.

That means...

Mm-hmm.

Yes! I'm the winner!

- Oh, I mean, we are victorious. - Thank you.

- We're all the winners together. We did it. - Mm-hmm.

Wait, how did all these decorations get here?

Is this the end of the road?

Please tell me this is the end of the road.

I don't know. Where's Janet and Steve?

Uh, better yet, where's the dog?

Oh, she's in the car.

In fact, David said that she could stay at his house until

- I find a home. - Really?

You or the dog?

I don't know. We're both looking for something more permanent.

Hello, you guys.

A clue, right there.

Walked right by it.

Okay.

"Established in 1919,

"this is one of the oldest parks in Los Angeles.

"It served as a backdrop for many movie love scenes,

and today it unites two and a half people for all time."

That's it? W-What's the question?

"Two and a half people"? What's that?

Congratulations.

You made it.

We are gathered here, in the presence of God,

to witness the marriage of Steve and Janet.

Surprise.

We hope you guys don't feel tricked into coming.

Would you like to join hands?

I, Steve,

take you, Janet...

To be my wife.

To be my wife.

And I promise...

Before God and these witnesses.

Before God and these witnesses...

Do you mind if I take it from here?

Janet, I swear,

in front of the people who mean the most to me,

to love you for the rest of my life.

You have given me so much to be thankful for.

For you, for our family...

I will fill our lives with love and devotion.

And in these arms, you will always have shelter.

And in my heart, you will always have a home.

You have showed me the true meaning of partnership

and helped make me a better person.

Oh, my gosh.

Me, too.

My life has changed

so much since I've known you.

You make me laugh.

I love you. You make me so happy.

I take you as my husband.

And I vow to honor our lives together,

our family...

our friends...

our love.

Wedding rings are a visible sign

of an invisible bond.

They have no beginning and no end.

With this ring...

With this ring, I make you my husband.

And join my life with yours.

And with this ring,

I do the same.

By the authority vested in me,

I now pronounce Steve and Janet husband and wife.

I can't believe you guys pulled it off.

- It was very fun. - That park's been a landmark

- for 80 years. - Something old.

Here, you should frame this.

Oh.

Oh.

Dylan McKay discovers

his inner child.

Hey, I'd like to keep those pajamas, by the way.

I, uh, I think some people will find them sexy.

Oh, that mattress that you're lying on is something new.

It's actually gonna be delivered tomorrow.

Oh, great. Thanks, Dylan. We didn't have time

to comparison shop.

What happened to the blow-up doll?

Never made it there.

Oh, it would've been great.

The, um, Christmas lights were something borrowed.

Yeah, you know what? How-how'd you guys get

the lights there before we got there?

How about a round of applause

for our trusty friend and courier Nat.

- Yay! -♪ Ta-da. ♪ - Nat's the man.

There you go.

- Yay. - And finally,

something blue.

The Body Parts calendar.

And the undisputed champion, of course,

is Donna Martin.

Ah, what do I get, what do I get?

A gift certificate to The Peach Pit.

Wow. Thank you.

- Ooh. - Plus, you get

to return Santa with all the lights.

- Bonus. - Little Santa Claus.

Yeah.

I cannot believe that you are married.

Um, nothing personal,

but this guy is such a guy.

And yet, somehow you managed to slide -Okay.

Under his protective knucklehead radar and into his heart.

Because he's crazy about you.

We all are.

To Janet and Steve.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

- Cheers. -Cheers. - Cheers.

Come on.

♪ Ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh... ♪

The only thing that was missing was our parents.

Yeah, and the name-calling and the tears.

Hey, you're upset.

No, I'm happy.

And they will be, too.

Someday.

You really know how to plan a wedding.

You think so?

Mm-hmm.

I know this isn't how you imagined it...

This gown, that cake.

Me, I always thought I'd be in a panic on my wedding day.

How do you feel?

Never better.

♪ I saw in you ♪

♪ Something true ♪

♪ And my heart just opened... ♪

Here you go.

Oh, thank you.

Kel, I'm sorry. Would you like a drink?

I'll get you one.

I'll help him.

Kel.

I'm sorry about your mom and Mel.

I know you're upset with me, but as far as Mel goes,

he had nothing at all to do with this whole thing.

He probably thinks it's not cheating,

because, while he's paying these women for his excitement,

it's just a job to them, right?

No one was victimized.

They were there 'cause they wanted to be.

You know,

you have a very bright future in porn.

Kel, just hear him out, please.

Okay, for example,

this one dancer named Trina...

She's got three little kids at home.

Dancing at night puts food on the table for them.

It also leaves her days free,

- so she can take care of them. - Are you attempting

- to justify what you did? - No.

But people make do.

They make mistakes.

I want that.

I'll get you some.

No, not the cake, silly.

The whole picture.

- Hmm? - Mm-hmm.

- All right. - Where are you going?

I'm going to go coach Janet in the bouquet toss, okay?

So, when it flies, you dive, you push, you jump,

- do whatever you got to do, okay?

- Okay. Mm-hmm. - All right.

Um...

excuse me.

She's a beautiful bride, isn't she?

Doesn't hold a candle to you on your wedding day.

How you doing?

I'm fine.

Listen, I'm sorry about the dog.

And if you want me to meet your mom...

No. Um...

I'm sorry.

I know I've made a lot of mistakes.

I-I never should have moved into the hotel.

If you just didn't push, Gina...

I didn't move in, you know, to leech off of you.

I just really wanted to be...

closer to you.

I just figured, if we were ever

going to end up like Steve and Janet,

that maybe we should spend more time together.

I don't know that we are.

I just need to be straight with you about that.

You feel better now?

- Gina, hey, get... - No, just stay away from me, Dylan.

Oh, hey. I just checked on the dog.

You know we got to give her back, right?

Yeah. Can you take me somewhere?

No. I-I don't think that'd be a very good idea.

I can't go back to the party,

and I'm not going to stay at the hotel.

I can give you some cash for a cab.

I don't... I don't want your money.

I don't want to just be your friend.

Gina, I'm really glad I could be there for you today.

Truth is, I don't want

to hang out with you tonight and get my hopes up again,

just to see you go back with him tomorrow.

Thanks for setting up on such short notice.

I, uh... I really appreciate it.

Hey, you guys.

Hector has the, uh, penthouse suite all ready to go.

Oh, well, thanks a lot, but we've made other plans.

Say good night, Mrs. Sanders.

Good night, Mrs. Sanders.

No, no, no, no! No...

- Yeah. Right. - Thank you.

Okay, come on. Bye-bye, guys.

- Yeah! - Bye.

Yeah!

- Perfect. - Yep.

Um, Matt is probably done

dropping off Reverend Neal by now,

so I'm going to go back to the Walsh house.

- I'll see you at the store in the morning. - Sure. Uh, wait.

I thought you and Matt were going

to sleep at the beach apartment tonight.

I thought I would give you guys a little time to settle in.

That was very nice of her.

It was.

I think she was surprised about your take on Trina.

- Mmm. - Mmm.

Oh.

I stirred up a batch of my dairy-free eggnog.

It... well, it's never too early

to get in the holiday spirit, I always say.

- Thank you. - Thank you.

Now, oh, on Christmas Eve,

I always put reindeer antlers on my cats.

- Stop by if you're free. - Mm-hmm.

Yeah, we will.

Thank you.

Mmm.

It's really good.

You know, I was just thinking... Maybe we could help her.

Uh, Trina, the dancer.

Trina doesn't actually exist.

Remember that movie Demi Moore did when she played a stripper?

There's no Trina?

Yeah, there's lots of Trinas out there.

But Kelly wouldn't listen to me,

so I told her the story about this woman.

- Who you made up. - You asked me

to patch things up with Kelly.

That's what I'm doing.

Who is it hurting, anyway?

To Steve and Janet.

I was glad you called, 'cause I was wondering, uh,

what did you tell the people at the center? - Thanks.

That I'd been in a fender bender and I need a few days off.

Patsy, my co-director, came by the house.

My partner, Miles, answered the door...

to our one-bedroom apartment.

Yeah, well, the old, uh,

"he's just my roommate" thing

didn't work, huh?

You know, when I... I said it was a car accident,

Patsy never even asked if it was my fault,

but when I said I'd been gay-bashed,

she looked at me like I had asked for it.

Give her some time to adjust.

Oh, she suggested time, as well.

I said I'd be back to work on Monday, but she...

urged me to take a few weeks... Minimum.

In fact, she insisted.

You knew that you'd have a fight on your hands.

I need some sleep.

I got to look for a job tomorrow.

Listen, uh... thanks.

Take it easy.

I was on my way to Matt's, and I realized,

there were no pictures taken of me in my wedding gown.

Yeah, well, uh, I never said I saw any pictures.

Yeah, you said you saw me in my wedding gown.

But you weren't there.

You wore a, uh, low-cut white thing.

It was... it was puffy.

That pretty much describes just about every bride.

Okay.

Um, your hair was up.

It was curly.

I always thought you should have left it down.

I can't believe you were there.

I flew in from Europe at the last minute.

I was coming up the path

in the back of the church, and I saw you.

You left without saying hello to me or your friends?

Well, then it hit me.

I realized that you were going to marry someone else,

and, uh... I didn't want to see that.

Weren't you on your way to Matt's?

Maybe I shouldn't have brought that up, huh?

Probably not.