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STEVE: Y2K. The year 2000.
Talk about hype.
I'm trying to get reservations for the millennium,
but every place we want to go to is already sold out.
I don't know what the big deal is.
It's just another year.
Just another year?
Come on, man. What about all the doomsday predictions, you know?
People stockpiling food and water and gold?
It's not going to happen. DYLAN: They say the
entire banking system will just go down.
(scoffs) GINA: Well, I don't understand. All this is gonna
happen because the computers
are gonna think that it's the year 1900 instead of 2000?
Yeah.
Well... it might. I mean, think about it.
Hypothetically speaking-- all the bank records are lost.
You can't get any money from the bank or the ATM.
That'd be crazy. Mm-hmm.
DAVID: Or worse.
TEOTWAWKI.
TEOTWAWKI?
JANET: It's the acronym for
"the end of the world as we know it."
DYLAN: I, for one, am not
taking any chances.
What are you going to do?
Oh, man. I am going to stockpile
like there's no tomorrow.
'Cause you never know, bro. There may not be.
Stockpile?
Stockpile what, Dylan?
(Gina sighs)
You don't believe any of that, do you?
No, I don't, but I couldn't resist the opportunity
to mess with Steve's head.
Come on. (chuckling)
(door opening and closing)
(sighs)
It took five stories, but she's finally asleep.
Good. If that little girl beat me at Go Fish one more time,
I don't know.
Thank you for being so good with her.
Well, Erin is a terrific kid.
Mm-hmm.
But I can see why your mom and Mel could use a night away.
(chuckles)
I thought we were going to watch a movie.
Oh, yeah.
Looks like they bought There's Something About Mary.
Hmm...
I wanted to see that. Yeah?
Mm-hmm. Me, too.
Maybe just not right now.
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KELLY: Oh, I wonder what could have inspired that drawing.
I've been thinking of doing a men's line for a while now.
Hmm. Go talk to him.
See if he'll model for you.
No.
All right. I will.
(gasps) No! No!
(groans) Fine. (mutters)
(chuckles)
(whispers): Go.
Hey, excuse me.
Um, I couldn't help but noticing you and the way that you look.
All right. Bye.
I'm Wayne. Hi.
Hi. How are you?
I'm doing great. Good. Um...
Sorry.
What I meant to say was
that, um, you look just like this guy
that I was imagining.
For my designs.
I'm a designer. For your--
All right. Right on. You know what? Uh, excuse me.
Um, were you gonna pay for that magazine,
or you just gonna steal it or...?
Oh.
Um... Well, why should you pay?
You know, I'm the, uh--
I'm the knitter. Yeah.
She was getting it for me. Right.
Here you are.
Take that. Um, keep the change.
'Cause, you know, I gotta-- gotta fly. Thanks, man. Yeah.
Thanks. Yeah. No sweat.
Uh, you know, I-I gotta go.
Um, can I at least pay you back?
Yeah. Um...
tell you what.
If you want to pay me back...
call.
Now at least a dozen barrels have been found so far,
all containing toxic chemicals
used in oil refineries. And they
leaked into the water table?
Yeah. Yeah.
But proving that's what caused the cancer cluster
is a little easier said than done.
Yeah, well that's probably
why your old firm didn't pursue the case.
Yeah, I guess so.
They thought it was a loser.
But, I mean, take a look at these.
I just want to help these people-- that's all.
Yeah. I can see why. Whew!
Help is expensive, huh? Well, these people--
they can't afford to pay an attorney.
And everyone else I went to for backing--
they just don't want to get involved.
I'm honored to be the last one you approached.
Oh, look at that kid.
He must be what?
Ten years old?
Yeah.
I'll do it.
Yeah?
Yeah.
One more thing. Just so you know...
One of the companies named in the suit
is Hunter Oil & Chemical.
Noah's dad's
company.
ERIN: Go fish.
(sighing)
If I win, I get to watch There's Something About Mary.
No, you don't. You're too young.
It's for grownups.
(munching)
You looked at my cards.
No, I didn't...
Erin!
Oh, yeah?
The Nanny Cam will prove it.
The what?
Shoot. Ran out.
When did we get that? Mom and Dad are interviewing
nannies.
They like to see if we get along when they're not around.
They haven't found anyone yet.
The way you play cards, I'm not surprised.
(phone rings)
Hello?
Katie. Hi.
Don't look at my cards.
Hey.
So, how's the press tour going in New York?
Get out of here.
You walked out on the interview?
(chuckles)
Yeah. Yeah.
It's a little hard to smooth over.
You're coming back? Great.
And do you know what the first thing
I want to do when I get there is?
No, what?
Make love with you.
I've been in Sexual Dependents Anonymous for 14
long, celibate months.
Are you sure you're ready to do this?
I've made a lot of progress.
And I've given this a ton of thought.
I want this to happen.
Okay, well, if you insist.
I do.
No, no. That's great. Thank you.
All right.
Good news. I just got us Monica for tomorrow night.
I love Monica.
I didn't think she was playing
the small clubs anymore, though.
Well, she doesn't, but she's a friend and she'll do it.
And you know what? She's gonna sell out.
You might actually make next month's mortgage payment.
(scoffs) MATT: Uh, listen...
Noah... I'm filing a lawsuit against several companies
who illegally dump toxic chemicals.
One of those companies is Hunter Oil & Chemical.
I'm not involved in my dad's business anymore.
Yeah, I-I know, but there's a chance his name may come up.
Why? I mean, the company's bankrupt.
But they were involved in the project.
Now, I'm gonna need records,
files, diaries, anything that may be relevant.
Go ahead. Dig through it. You won't find anything.
He's just doing his job. Really?
And what are you doing, partner? It's an expensive case.
And the, uh, clients don't have a lot of money.
So...
Let me get this straight.
My roommate's going after my dad, and
you're paying him for it?
It would seem so.
That's great.
STEVE: You know
that computer scientists have known
about this Y2K thing for 40 years?
Did you know that I just scored the last hotel room
at the Hanna Hawaii Hotel
for their New Year's Eve millennium bash?
There's billions of code lines to fix.
They'll never get this in time. But the only catch
is we have to guarantee the reservation in full,
within 72 hours.
Dylan was right.
We gotta start preparing for this TEOTWAWKI thing.
Steve...
I'm trying to plan our first vacation
as a couple together.
Ever.
It's-it's kind of important.
At least it is to me.
Oh? And a power grid meltdown isn't?
Look, if you don't want to go, just say so.
No, I want to go.
But there's a lot of things
to do. Like what? Panic?
No. Prepare.
We're gonna need dry goods.
Batteries.
We may even need a generator.
Stockpiling is gonna create a shortage,
which in turn is gonna create panic.
It's a self-fulfilling prophecy.
You're exactly right.
That's why we need to start now.
You coming?
To "Hoarders-R-Us"?
I don't think so.
What do you think you're doing?
I'm looking
for my CD's.
The, uh, ones you borrowed and never returned.
Yeah, I borrowed 'em months ago.
Exactly. It's funny how you're looking for 'em now, man.
Sure you're not looking for something else?
Something else?
Don't know. Papers.
Documents. A smoking gun. Come on, Noah.
You're being ridiculous.
Get the hell out of my room, Matt.
No problem.
But let me tell you something.
You're sadly mistaken if you ever think
I'd stoop to snooping through your sock drawers.
Did you hear me?
I said get out!
Hey, hey, hey, come on.
Let's put things in perspective.
The world could be coming to an end real soon.
How bad could this be?
Yeah.
Oh, uh, by the way...
if and when I do need
something of your father's, all I have to do is ask.
It's called "discovery."
Hey, whoa, come on.
Hey, hey. Chill, man.
Come on.
GINA: You think David's
gonna mind us watching
Something About Mary without him?
'Cause I think he said he wanted to see it.
No, the tape belongs to his mom and dad.
He can keep it as long as he wants. (chuckles)
KELLY: I always wanted to see that. What's this?
Yeah? Mm-hmm.
Me, too.
(chuckles)
What tape did you put in?
The one that was in the box.
DYLAN: Where in the hell did David get this?
Oh, my God, it's Matt and Kelly!
They taped themselves having sex.
Wait, wait, wait! What are you doing?! Eh...
Show's over. No, are you kidding?
We are definitely watching this. Come on! I said no.
♪ ♪
I think they should release it on DVD.
You know, they could call it Matt and Kelly Unzipped.
They could make a lot of money
with their own line of sexual aids.
I think you should drop it.
Good morning.
More coffee. And you?
Um, do you have The Kelly Taylor Special?
It's the really over easy eggs.
I'll work on it. (chuckles) Easy.
(laughs)
It's kind of
bothering me that you don't find any humor in this situation.
Good morning. Hi.
Oh, hey.
MATT: Uh, Dylan,
could you stop by later today?
The lab wants to run a second round of water tests.
I just want to see if it's in the budget.
Fine.
He's a little more
monosyllabic than usual this morning.
Why is that? I don't know.
We rented this movie last night,
and we've just been arguing all morning.
I thought that it was
incredibly... romantic.
And you didn't.
I got to go.
Must have been some movie.
Five stars.
(laughs)
DONNA: So, I'm
thinking, "He looks like a model,
maybe he is a model," and, I don't know, here we are.
That is the worst pickup line I've ever heard. What?!
It was not a pickup line.
I design clothes.
And I don't wear them.
Excuse me? Oh, no, no.
I play professional beach volleyball.
My office is, like, Zuma Beach. I wear
shorts, the occasional T-shirt, and shoes are optional.
No, but, um, seriously, I need a fitting model
for my men's line, and you'd be perfect.
Oh, do I have to learn how to pout?
(laughs) Or maybe
change my name to, like, Fabio
or something like that? Or actually pretend
to care what I wear? No. No.
You just, um, basically, just have to stand there
and let me, um...
Yes?
Let me just... Let me pin clothes on you.
Well, hey, now, that sounds exciting. Well,
I know it's not the most stimulating work around, but...
Donna? Donna? Yeah.
I'm in. You're in?
Oh.
Uh, wow, that was... was easy.
Oh, and, uh,
since we're going to be working together--
well, there's something you should know.
Oh, okay.
It sounds serious.
Oh, it is.
Donna...
...I don't have a girlfriend.
(both laughing)
(knocking)
Katie. Hey. What are you
doing here? I thought we were getting together tonight.
We did say... tonight, right?
I came straight from the airport.
I didn't want to wait.
I'm glad.
Um, I'm a little, um, unprepared.
(laughs)
Come on in.
Don't mind the mess.
Please. I know it's kind of, uh...
Mmm.
Mmm.
Mmm.
So, how was your flight?
You want anything to eat, or-or drink, or...
um... Mmm.
Or maybe some small talk?
Mmm. My flight was fine.
Yeah?
I'm not hungry.
And I didn't come here to talk.
Hey.
Smeat?! Oh, yeah.
You shouldn't have. I bought
seven cases.
I got 'em down in the car.
I thought maybe you could give me a hand.
I'd love to, but processed meat products make me sick.
Oh, come Y2K, people are going to be
begging for this canned stuff.
And of course I'm going to be there
to sell it to them at a huge markup.
Cha-ching.
I smell a Nobel Peace Prize in the future.
You smell the surplus government cheese.
You know that we're going to be in Hawaii
the week before the millennium.
Yeah?
Assuming that you still want to go.
Oh, yeah, I still want to go.
It's just, that's peak paranoia time, and...
I'm so stupid.
This has
nothing to do with Y2K.
It's about
you and me and taking a vacation together.
Talk about paranoia.
You're afraid of commitment, Steve.
You don't know if you're going to be with me in eight months.
I don't know if there's going to be civilization in eight months.
Civilization will be here, Steve.
The question is, will I?
(typing)
Thank you.
Hey.
♪ ♪
So, I called earlier.
Kelly said you had some kind of lunch.
Oh, yeah, it was just a business thing.
You okay?
Yeah. (laughs)
So, what's up with you?
I've got to protect my dad, you know,
so I'm going to meet with his lawyer.
Right. So you went through his stuff.
Anything incriminating?
Not about the case, but in his diary,
he wrote about my half sister, Renee.
Mm-hmm.
Turns out, my mom didn't know anything about her.
Right.
Well, you know, whatever you decide to do,
I am completely on your side, okay?
I can't live in the Walsh house anymore.
I mean, this thing with me and Matt.
It's getting weird, you know?
So, why don't you move
into the beach apartment for a while?
You know, until this whole thing's over.
You know what I really want?
What?
For us to live together.
And I know we discussed it.
Um, we kind of squashed it.
I want us to get our own place.
You and me.
Will you think about it?
Yeah.
Yeah, of course I will.
Thanks.
DAVID: So, how are you doing?
Great.
Good.
Let's watch TV.
(indistinct male voice on TV)
You know, when you were in New York, I, uh,
I read a book.
It said the hardest time
for you is going to be after making love.
No.
The hardest part is after having meaningless sex.
Oh.
We didn't have that.
No, we didn't.
Mmm.
Hey, give me that back.
David Duchovny's on Rosie.
(indistinct female voice on TV)
What are you being so nervous for?
I'm not.
I'm happy.
You sure?
I just...
I don't, uh...
I don't want you to bolt or anything, you know?
I'm not going anywhere.
I just have a crush on David Duchovny, that's all.
All right.
And David Silver.
Thank you.
(laughs) Mmm.
Mmm. Mm! Mmm.
All right, I'm going to go take a shower.
Yeah?
(laughing) Hey.
(woman speaks indistinctly over TV)
Hey, did you want to get something to eat?
Uh, how about Chinese?
There's that spot, um...
Oh, what's it called?
The Twin Dragon?
They have tangerine beef.
I'm telling you, people kill for it after sex.
(door closes)
Katie?
(TV plays indistinctly)
(sighs)
DYLAN: Trust me.
A little farther. (laughing)
You're doing great. You're do...
Oh.
Just a little more. (shrieks)
Oh! Okay. Okay.
It's okay. All right.
Okay, you all right there?
You good? Yes.
Okay. Take it off!
(shrieks) Right there.
Oh, got you.
(laughing): Take it off.
Wow!
Honey, it's an empty club. It's...
Lady...
(giggles)
...and gentleman, for your listening pleasure...
(Gina laughs)
...Monica.
(band plays ballad)
Well, now,
I've never performed for a crowd this size, but
I want to thank you for helping make
my single number one, so I'm going to sing it to you.
I'm gonna sing "Angel of Mine."
It's Monica! Mm-hmm.
Oh, my God.
I thought this was canceled.
This is canceled for everybody else but you and me.
♪ When I first saw you, I already knew ♪
♪ There was something inside of you ♪
♪ Something I thought that I would never find ♪
♪ Angel of mine ♪
♪ I looked at you looking at me ♪
♪ Now I know why they say the best things are free ♪
♪ I'm gonna love you, boy, you are so fine ♪
♪ Angel of mine... ♪
This isn't about the tape, is it?
I mean... are you overcompensating?
I don't have to overcompensate for anything.
Can you just... (sighs)
Can you just be honest with me just for one second?
I know why it bothered you so much, you know,
to watch that tape with Matt and Kelly.
Because what they have is... love.
You can tell all that from a sex tape?
Yeah, I could, Dylan, and I think you could, too.
You know, it's definitely,
exactly the opposite of what we have.
Which is, I don't... (sighs)
I don't even know what.
Lust, I guess.
I know that you don't...
feel love for me.
Okay, you want to wreck this, you wreck it.
And I know that you slept with Kelly in Mexico.
♪ You'll never know, deep inside... ♪
How do you know?
How?
'Cause you just told me.
♪ Sent from above ♪
♪ Sent from above ♪ ♪ When I lost all hope ♪
♪ Boy, you showed me love ♪
♪ Whoa, whoa... ♪
♪ I'm checking for you, boy ♪
♪ You're right on time ♪ ♪ You're right on time ♪
♪ Angel of mine ♪ ♪ Angel of mine ♪
♪ I never knew I could feel each moment ♪
♪ As if they were new... ♪
(knocking on door)
I'm sorry.
I shouldn't have run out on you like that.
No, you shouldn't have.
(sighs) You know, Katie, um....
I don't think I'm the best thing for you right now.
I think you are.
I've never been with anybody as patient as you.
Well, I've had a lot of practice.
Most of the men that I've been with are only interested in sex.
Getting it as quickly as possible.
Why pick guys like that?
I didn't pick all of them.
I certainly didn't pick my father.
I don't know what to say.
You don't have to say anything.
I'm dealing with that.
But what you can do is agree to move forward at my pace.
Your pace, meaning... ?
No more sex.
At least for a year.
Okay, I'm gonna take your jacket...
All right.
Okay. Hmm...
You know, every guy should have at least one suit.
It drives women wild.
Well, is it working now?
Oh! Oh, ooh!
I'm sorry!
Hi. Hi.
That was me. So, do I
get worker's comp for that?
Oh, no, you're non-union.
I'll settle for a kiss.
(chuckles)
I have a boyfriend.
Besides, can't mix, um, business with pleasure, you know.
I respect that.
(whispers): Okay.
So, I'll just wait.
I'm ignoring you now.
Hold on.
Hey. Hey.
Who's that? Oh, um,
just a model for my men's line.
(laughs) Come on.
So, why didn't you tell me?
What? About him?
No, about your men's line.
This is great.
Oh, well, hello?
You neglected to tell me about Dylan turning away
your sellout crowd for Monica.
Well, Dylan cut me a check. We didn't lose any cash.
So, look, I'm going to look at a house in Beachwood Canyon.
Want to come with me?
Yeah, I'd love to.
But now's just, you know, it's not a good time.
Kind of busy, right?
(chuckling)
Listen, Donna, everything you're doing in here,
your men's line, all that stuff,
it's really something, you know?
Thanks, sweetie.
I'll talk to you later?
Yeah. Okay.
Hey.
You really should lock your doors.
Well, anything worth stealing is already buried.
We, uh, took this in Santa Barbara.
(clearing throat) You seen Gina around?
Gina, uh, she's due back any minute.
You look pretty busy.
Yeah, yeah, it's looking good. I think I'm gonna
win this.
Thanks to you, Dylan.
Uh...
Seriously. I...
After all we've been through, you coming through for me
like this is just, I don't know, it's just been huge.
Huge.
Thank you.
Hey.
On the house.
Thanks.
Great, uh... I'm gonna eat outside.
(Dylan sighs)
If you're thinking about telling him,
I wouldn't do that. Shut up, Dylan.
I do not want to drag Kelly and Matt into this.
Of course you don't,
because you want to protect Kelly, right?
'Cause I know you didn't crawl all the way over here
out of concern for me.
Gina?
You want to tell him, or should I?
Tell me what?
When I was in Mexico, I slept with Kelly.
There you have it, let the games begin.
You happy?
Yeah, really happy.
I'm sorry, I just found out myself.
Gina, we have a lot of work to do.
Our business arrangement is over.
Why don't you take your money and get the hell out of here?
Did I mention the major crush that I have on Wayne?
Wayne?
The male model?
Uh, beach volleyball player, actually.
Ranked 12th in the world.
We had a business lunch.
And? And I just
couldn't concentrate on business.
I mean, he's just so damn cute.
And he has this great energy about him.
And... and I wrote his name in a heart last night.
Pencil or pen?
Pink highlighter. Oh!
That's completely innocent.
Just 'cause you're with Noah doesn't mean that there aren't
other guys out there who can make your heart skip.
Except mine.
Mine only skips for this guy.
Hello!
Tell me about Mexico.
Mexico?
Yeah, I got Dylan's version.
Uh, Dylan has a version?
But yours would
really help. That way, whenever I miss you
I'll remember exactly why we broke up.
Need some time?
Why don't you write it down? You can fax it to me.
What's going on?
I thought we agreed to keep Mexico a secret.
I thought we had an understanding.
We did.
You destroyed something precious to me, Dylan.
I didn't mean to. You are
sick, and I will never forgive you. Mm-hmm.
You videotape yourself having sex with somebody
and you call me
sick? What?
I am talking about
you and Matt in Jackie and Mel's living room.
I don't know what you're talking about.
You guys always use the coffee table,
or were you just improvising that day?
Uh-huh. (sighs)
Where did you get it?
All I know
is I went to put a movie in the VCR
and before I knew it, there it is.
Kelly and Matt going at it.
Who saw it?
Just me... and Gina.
I told her not to tell anybody.
Oh, that's very comforting.
Thank you.
I want that tape.
Yeah, well, I took a hammer to it.
Then I want the pieces.
(door opens)
(sighs)
(door closes)
Whoo-whoo!
Okay, everyone, this is your Y2K fire drill.
Come on downstairs to the living room.
I'm going to distribute flashlights and rations.
Steve, I was just downloading a file
from a toxic waste expert in Alaska!
Exactly.
JANET: Steve!
I just got shampoo in my eyes,
slipped in the tub and fell on a loofah!
Flashlight?
Where's the fuse box?
Over here.
You have gone too far.
It's not like there's going to be a warning.
What about Hawaii? I can't think about
that now; I gotta organize my first aid kit.
What about you and me and our first vacation together
and ringing in the millennium
as a couple?
Exploitation takes serious preparation.
I wanna be ready.
Ready for everything but me.
And by the way,
I'm canceling the reservation.
Hey, I'm going to Noah's.
Are you okay?
(clearing throat)
Yeah, I... think I have allergies or something.
Do you want to talk about it?
No, I think I just need to go to sleep.
For like a month.
(laughs, sniffles)
Hey.
Um, can I talk to you?
I'll see you guys later.
I would like the chance to explain.
And I'm sure that there are some things
that you would like to say to me.
Yeah.
Actually...
there are some things I'd like to say to you.
(alarm clock beeping) (groans)
Snooze, sn...
Hit the snooze button, babe.
Come on.
(alarm stops)
(groans)
Sorry.
Hey. Hey.
What's wrong?
Nothing.
It's Kelly and Matt, huh?
No. I, um...
I was just thinking about us moving in together.
Mmm.
Maybe we should... (knocking on door)
Hey, uh, can we talk outside?
No. Look...
you're putting me in a really tough position.
(Noah chuckles)
I'm putting you in a tough position?
I'm after the truth.
Now, in order to get it I need everything.
Including your father's private papers.
No way.
You're willingly withholding evidence.
Yeah. Well, you're leaving me no other option
but to go to the DA and file a criminal motion against you.
Knock yourself out.
(door slams)
I can't stay here anymore.
It's...
Why don't you come stay at the beach apartment?
(chuckles)
That's not what I meant.
You know, you marked some listings here.
What do you say we go look at them?
Yeah? Yeah.
Yeah.
(knocking on door)
Hi. There's a matinee in 15 minutes.
If we hurry we'll just miss the previews.
We should talk.
There's no large popcorn in my future, is there?
I can't be your boyfriend.
Oh.
We all look
for specific things in a relationship,
right?
Intelligence.
Beauty.
A sense of humor.
Sex is just one of those things for me, you know.
It's an important thing.
I understand.
I'm sorry.
Thank you, though.
For what?
For being kind, gentle and honest.
I haven't seen a lot of that.
(knocking on door)
No matter what happened in Mexico I love you, not Dylan.
Gee, I feel so much better.
You wanted an explanation.
I was being rhetorical.
There isn't any.
Dylan and I were in Mexico
looking for medicine for your wife.
The wife that you had recommitted to.
Do you remember that? Yes.
I was alone. And there was
Dylan-- who would've thought?
We fell into a bad habit.
The point is,
Kelly, you should've told me. When?
When I came back and you told me
that you were moving to New York
to be with Lauren?
Or after she left and you were walking around
like your insides had been kicked out?
Would that have been a good time?
So, under the circumstances...
you think you deserve to be forgiven.
Yeah.
I do.
Come here.
(kissing)
I always wanted to see that.
Yeah? Mm-hmm.
MATT: Me, too.
Maybe some other time.
(knocking on door) MATT: Yeah.
(tape stops)
(knock at door)
(sighs)
So, you got my messages.
Yeah. All 200 of 'em.
This is your fault.
I don't disagree.
You cheated on me.
Then you lied to my face.
Are you waiting for me to wince or something?
You know, I...
I think that I really understand
what Kelly was doing in Mexico with you.
She was using you.
So, while you had your hands all over her,
she was probably thinking about Matt.
And I have to tell you, you know,
after watching him in that tape,
who wouldn't?
Steve!
I can't believe you lost the entire layout.
What?
Your panicked phone call?
I found it.
But now that you're here,
I want to show you something.
Show me tomorrow.
Hey, hey.
Janet, we never talked about our past
relationships.
And, uh, I've had three big ones.
Celeste, Clare and Carly.
Triplets?
I'm trying to open up here.
Sorry.
Aww.
Each time, I thought she was the one.
Each time, I committed.
And each time...
she left.
So, when we talk about our future...
...I can't help but be a little scared.
Don't be scared.
I'm not going anywhere.
I know that.
And I'm sorry about Hawaii.
Mmm.
Don't be.
I mean, we should be with our friends anyway.
And loved ones.
Yeah.
(knocking on door)
Go away.
I thought you said you smashed it.
Nothing on there to be ashamed of.
He loves you.
And... you love him.
It was difficult for me
to see that.
Your connection.
I'm sure if the roles were reversed,
I wouldn't have been able to push play.
It's not the same with me and Gina.
It's... it's different.
You're lucky.
You found somebody who makes you happy.
I wish it was me.
♪ ♪
There's the diary you wanted.
(elegant piano music plays)
(indistinct conversations)
Interesting approach.
Invite someone for drinks, then hide.
Sorry.
Is this a secret meeting?
Because if it is...
I like it.
Wayne...
I don't think
that we should see each other again.
Because I'm moving in with my boyfriend.
Our relationship, it's...
going forward.
Yours and mine?
Yeah.
No!
No.
Mine and Noah's.
Why do you do that to me? Wh... Do what?
Make me so nervous.
'Cause I'm honest.
I tell you how I feel.
And how I think you feel.
Donna?
Donna, look at me.
Okay.
Back to honest.
Um...
I can't deny that there are feelings there,
but...
I just don't want you to get the wrong idea.
And what's the right idea?
That I'm not available.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
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