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(funky rock playing)

(giggles)

(groans)

I'm cold.

Oh, well, let me help you with that.

I got it.

I'll say.

Hi.

I'm Gina.

(chuckles) Hi, Gina. Um, I'm Dylan.

Very nice to meet you.

Hi, Dylan.

So, you come here often?

No, almost never.

Because, well, it's such a big scene, you know?

Yeah, oh, yeah.

Well, what are you doing here tonight?

Tonight? Uh-huh.

Tonight there is this girl...

Oh! A girl?!

She must be pretty cool.

Oh, man, she's beautiful, sexy.

Mmm!

Smells good.

Knows you do drugs.

I can explain that.

No, you can't, actually.

You can't.

Okay, why is it when you're alone, all you see are couples?

It's not like we need to be reminded how pathetic we are.

I know I don't.

You know what I could use, actually, is some advice

on the fine art of meeting Miss Right.

So if you have any suggestions-- and I mean any--

give me a call.

Guys-- they are the worst.

Well, present company excluded, right?

Or not.

They actually get insulted if you don't swoon

over the lamest pickup lines.

Oh, my God, are you kidding?

I had this guy come up to me once,

and he goes, "Excuse me.

"I seem to have, uh, lost my number.

Can I borrow yours?" Oh, no.

Okay, there was this guy at this frat party

one time that said to me,

"Um, are you from Tennessee?

Because you're the only ten I see."

Oh! I like that one.

Girls have no clue how hard it is

to make the first move.

Most guys know they're gonna get slammed.

Um, maybe not.

Gina, wait up!

Donna, Dylan doesn't have

the market cornered on greatness.

And you would know this how?

Well, for your information,

I happen to have mastered the art

of the pick up. (snickers)

Oh, I mean, don't get me wrong.

You're cute. Delusional, but cute.

I'm telling you, my technique is bulletproof

and it's easily taught.

"How to be the jerk women love."

Sounds like a real moneymaker to me.

It does...

doesn't it?

So the pie was homemade by you?

Yeah, it's not that hard.

All you have to do is...

And the pasta you made, too?

Now that is a lot easier than most people think.

Wow, you cook,

you take dance lessons, oh, and you practice law.

Well, a lot of things interest me.

I'm sorry, I just thought that, uh...

This isn't about you.

Of course not.

It's just weird being here

with someone other than Brandon.

Right.

Well, um...

(chuckles)

why don't I make us some coffee?

You want some coffee?

Yeah?

You hate me, don't you?

Kelly, I don't hate you.

I just thought that, um....

I'm gonna make us some coffee.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ Hey, now I'm really dragging ♪

♪ A little too much on my back ♪

♪ But I'm not one to take to braggin' ♪

♪ But I feel my senses coming back ♪

♪ I don't want no conversation ♪

♪ I don't want no "How you been?" ♪

♪ 'Cause I'm way past pretending ♪

♪ That all that might come back again ♪

♪ And after all the silence ♪

♪ Don't you know you're gonna have to suffer me? ♪

♪ Yeah-ah, you got to suffer me ♪

♪ Yeah-yeah-eah! ♪

♪ You're gonna have to suffer me. ♪

I kind of thought you'd left by now.

I did...

twice.

I'm glad you came back.

I don't want to date a guy who's doing drugs.

Would you feel better if I were in a band?

Okay, I, just...

Um... I want to show you something, all right?

And then if you still want to leave,

then you can leave.

Come on.

Part of me is glad that you found it.

Yeah?

Come on.

What are you doing?

Putting an end to something

that never ever should have started.

You finding that stash was

the best thing that ever happened to me.

I'm sure Matt understands.

I don't know.

First, I throw Dylan at him and now Brandon.

Well, he lives in Brandon's house

where you used to live with Brandon.

He has to deal.

Well, I should have raced him up those stairs.

(laughs)

Oh, my God.

You cannot believe how bad the traffic is

between here and Dylan's.

She slept at Dylan's?

Weren't you just about to go see Matt?

No.

Yeah, yeah, remember,

you said something about racing upstairs.

Yeah, but, Donna, I wanna...

And you know what? That reminds me.

I really, really want you

to tell Matt hi for me, 'cause he, he's swell.

Okay, um, you have a great day and...

He's swell?

Yeah, he's nice. Bye.

Gina, Hmm?

listen, um,

you said some really harsh things on my birthday.

We haven't talked since. So, uh, what's the deal?

Yeah, you know what? I was really upset that night.

Well, do you have a problem with me?

No, I, I said a bunch of things I didn't mean.

Then we should talk about it.

I'm really sorry.

I didn't mean any of it. (chuckles)

And unfortunately, I have to go right now.

Go where?

Oh, I forgot to tell you.

I'm working as a personal trainer,

and I already have my first client.

Wait. You have your first client? Who?

Your mother.

(sighs)

JANET: "The Art of the Pickup?"

Oh, yes, I think it's time I started sharing my genius.

Oh, look. Yeah, for $250 a head.

That's for two seminars, Janet.

Oh, "taught by Professor Steve Sanders."

Oh, there's truth in advertising;

"When it comes to women, I've got a Ph.D."

Steve?

Hey, bud. Hey.

I, uh, got your message about lunch.

Yeah, I wanted to ask you

to help me on a small project I'm working on.

Do yourself a favor and say no.

STEVE: Uh-huh!

How to be the Jerk Women Love.

Well, you were the one asking for advice

on landing Miss Right.

Yeah, well, I was hoping to get it from someone

who knows what they're talking about.

Look, all I want you to do is videotape the seminars

so I can reach a larger audience.

And make money on video sales.

They're $29.95 apiece.

Two for $50.

That's a ten-dollar savings.

Oh, such the humanitarian.

Are you in?

Yeah, sure. We got nothing to lose.

Yeah, nothing...

except your dignity.

GINA: 23, don't forget to squeeze.

Oh, boy, you're killing me.

You know that?

Yeah, well I saw that size six

you're trying to pour yourself into. Last one.

Well, we all have our goals.

Just some of them aren't Olympian.

Yeah, well, it's probably better that way.

Less chance of disappointment.

You went for it. That's what counts.

You committed yourself.

Something I wish Donna would do.

Donna has her own store.

Yeah, that's this year.

Next year, it'll probably be something else .

Less bounce.

I can only hope the same will be true of her boyfriend.

Well, I wouldn't count too much on that.

They seem pretty attached.

Oh? Tell me.

She never does.

Well, you know they practically live together, right?

I tell you,

sometimes I think she picks a certain sort of man

just to annoy me.

Well, you saw that dress

I want to get into.

You think I can make it by Thursday?

Yes. What's the rush?

Well, I've been invited to, uh, a luncheon

given by George magazine.

John Kennedy is gonna be hosting.

Absolutely everyone is gonna be there.

Wow.

Yeah.

I have, uh, two tickets.

I was going to invite Donna.

You know what?

That's so weird that you're saying that

because I think Donna was just reading

about that luncheon in the paper.

Yeah, she said that you'd sacrifice

your firstborn to be there.

I don't know why I bother sometimes.

She'd only go kicking and screaming.

Why don't I take you instead?

It would be lovely to sit

there with somebody who would actually like to be there.

Yeah?

Okay.

(knock at door)

Hi. Hey.

Got a second?

Yeah, sure.

Um, I...

What's up? I just

wanted to say I was sorry about last...

WOMAN: Shh!

The souffle is rising.

(whispers): Right. Sorry.

Souffle? Uh...

Yeah, Kelly. This is Marissa.

She's, uh, teaching me how to cook. Hi.

I'll be right in, okay?

The souffle should be ready in a few minutes...

if you'd like to stay.

Um, so... you were saying...

I didn't know you were taking cooking lessons.

Oh, yeah.

For a few months now, uh...

ever since we went on this blind date.

Oh, so you guys are dating? No.

We went on a date and realized we had nothing in common.

And, uh...

And that's why she's in your kitchen making you a souffle.

Kelly, she's a friend. I'm gonna

head out. Kelly, you just got here.

But I'm gonna leave. It's just...

You know, uh, I really wish you'd stayed last night.

Just so you know.

NOAH: So, where's Dylan?

GINA: He went to the bathroom.

You can't tell me that training my mother wasn't awful.

Yes, I'm trying to tell you-- it was really good.

She works really hard.

Wait, are we talking about my mother here?

Because blowing her nails dry is exercise to her.

Yeah, well, it's amazing

what a chance to mingle with John-John will do.

John-John, huh?

Uh, yeah, you know...

John Kennedy's throwing that luncheon for his magazine.

What do you think I should wear?

Oh, you're going?

Oh, yeah.

Well, Aunt Felice has an extra ticket.

She just gave it to you?

Yeah. Isn't your mom the best?

Yeah, she's real thoughtful.

(knocking at door)

Oh, go away.

(knocking continues)

Come on! What are you, deaf?

I-I'm sorry.

Forget about what your mom said.

You know, this may sound like deja vu,

but I just shouldn't let her get to me, right?

That's right.

See that yellow circle right there?

That yellow one is the mother.

See, these ones are the children.

This void, it's all about separation of family.

You know, loss of the family.

About 1974, divorce rate skyrockets.

This is what you get.

It's just... you know...

Hey, Gina, you like these paintings?

These are some pretty great paintings.

If you will pick

which of these paintings is your favorite...

I'll get it for you.

Oh, well, that's so sweet, except for that it's

a museum opening, so they're not for sale.

Oh, yeah, hey, everything is for sale for a price.

He's out of control.

Come on. DYLAN: So which of these

is your favorite?

Oh, this one is definitely my favorite.

Okay, so um... what's the title of this painting?

Um, oh...

it is Tropical Tension.

It's on loan from the Marchette Collection.

From the what?

Uh, from the Anthony Marchette Collection.

And I should be nice to this guy?

You really don't understand.

Don't understand? The guy's a jerk.

Who's Anthony Marchette?

The guy that killed Dylan's wife.

(groans)

Hey, how you feeling?

I think I'm gonna live, unfortunately.

(clears throat)

You're so cold, you know that?

Yeah... You're really sweaty.

(groans): I can handle it.

Dylan, you need to see a doctor.

I'll be all right.

No, uh, Dylan...

Hey, I got it under control.

Donna told me about Marchette.

(sighs)

I'm sorry.

I know you are.

I'm worried about you.

I am fine.

See?

Hi. My name's Dylan.

Yeah. (sighs)

Hi. I'm Gina.

Hi, Gina.

You know, there was this girl here last night.

She was very

beautiful, easy to be with, no hassles.

Do you have any idea where she went?

Well, I think she probably disappeared,

because you started to do heroin again.

(scoffs) Yeah.

Are you using needles? No.

If you're using needles, you need to tell me. Hey.

What did I just say? I said no.

Okay? I'm clean.

We're safe. We used condoms.

I don't know what you're worried about.

Is the interrogation over?

Yeah, it's over.

(sighs)

So are we.

(door opens)

(door shuts)

(sighs)

(hip-hop playing)

DONNA: Kel...?

It's a look.

Unfortunately, so is that going up to Matt's office.

DONNA: Wait, she's the

reason that for 20 minutes now

you've been totally butchering my display?

One of them; the others were blonde and brunette.

I'm sure there's a logical explanation.

Yeah, yeah, I blew it.

First I wait too long, and then I panic.

I can't blame him for moving on.

Did you explain to Matt about the other night?

I tried, but his souffle was rising.

Don't ask.

Listen, I think he's a great

guy, and you shouldn't let him go.

There, I said my piece.

Hey, Donna.

Hey.

Kel. Hey.

I need your help.

What?

Well, a lot of people have been calling up to my show

asking me for relationship advice,

and I really don't feel like I'm qualified to give it.

Why? Because you're not in a relationship? Well, Sophie

dumped me for a guy that she'd only known for...

well, less than a day.

And on the rebound, I

almost got thrown in jail for statutory rape,

so it kind of eroded my confidence.

You know?

Well, I think you're being silly.

But all right, sure.

I think it'd be fun to be on the radio.

Great! Show starts at 9:00.

We should probably start prepping somewhere around--

I don't know-- 7:00, maybe.

I should be done stroking Steve's ego by then.

Why? What's Steve doing? Well, Steve is

teaching, and I'm videotaping a seminar on wooing women.

(laughter)

I'd invite you to

come, but you know, it's guys only.

You know, tricks of the trade and all.

See you tonight.

(Donna laughing)

We're sneaking in, right?

Absolutely.

Daddy.

DYLAN: Look, Marchette...

I love your daughter.

Yeah, I'm sure you do.

No, no!

Go on...

(hammer cocks)

Do it...

do it...

No.

What is this?

You the manager?

Uh, how can I help you?

Where is my wife's grave?

Well, I'm sorry. What was your wife's name?

Antonia McKay.

(typing)

McKay...

Try "Marchette."

Well, I'm-I'm afraid Miss Marchette has been disinterred.

I know that she has been moved.

What I need you to tell me is where is she now?

I'm afraid her family hasn't released that information.

I am her family.

I see.

This is very unusual.

You tell me where she is.

I, I already told you-- I don't have that informa...

I said tell me!

I'm sorry, I...

(rock music plays)

I'll be right there.

All right.

Hey.

Hey.

Uh, how'd it go last night?

Did you, uh, catch up with Dylan?

Yeah, I did.

I asked about his wife.

And he told me about her being killed by her father.

Okay, coast is clear.

Okay, one second.

Uh...

we're going to eavesdrop

on Steve's seduction

seminar next door; do you want to go?

No, thanks. I don't really feel like it.

Uh, you know what? I don't really feel like

the luncheon either; you should just go.

No, I mean... my mom invited you.

Yeah, um, about that, Donna...

You know, the truth...

Well, I just feel

really stupid about assuming

that you'd already turned her down.

Oh, that's nice of you to assume

that she'd already asked me. I just feel

so bad, because she always says so many mean things about you.

She's just overly critical, but...

Well, I just want you

to know that whenever I'm with her I always...

Did you say "mean"?

Yeah, the worst.

But I always defend you, though.

Good-bye.

STEVE: Now, make sure you write that down,

because that is the single most important aspect of part three.

Now, step four is the subliminal approach.

If a girl asks about your job, don't say you're an ad man.

say you're "laying the groundwork

for a career in advertising."

She asks about vacations,

well, you've just gotten back from Mounting Everest,

from Mount Kilimanjaro.

Oh, my God.

Suggesting a movie is simple.

"Want to see something swell?"

Donna, do you want to see something swell?

No.

Recreation?

Well, "You like to play cards? How about poker?"

Now, if the conversation turns to sports, well, you surf.

But only when it's really, really rough.

When the swells are enormous.

(laughing) Shh! They're gonna hear us.

Part five is a roundtable discussion

recorded earlier by some of the finest practitioners

of the swift seduction.

Pshoo!

See, I always say, "You know why I'm here,

I know why you're here."

No line, no bull.

(mocking): I know why you're here."

(laughs): Yeah, to laugh at you.

See, now, I prefer the understated approach.

This I have to hear.

Home-cooked meal, candlelight. So they feel special.

One of a kind.

STEVE: Good work.

Hey, didn't he just do that for you?

Mm-hmm. Hmm.

You should go.

She's gone.

Dylan, listen, um...

I went to the cemetery... (sighs)

I have an appointment.

(sighs): They moved Antonia's grave.

Nobody seems to know where.

I'm sorry.

They took her from me...

once.

I can't believe they would take her from me again.

We need to talk.

Okay. That is, if you're not too busy.

No, of course not.

What with all the clients

that you've been seeing today.

What do you mean? Clients...

Don't tell me you don't remember

all the women who have been up here.

The women, yes, I-I... I remember the women.

I, uh...

And did you make them dinner, too?

Any woman that you saw up here

was probably going to the nail salon next door.

That's a good one.

I'm serious-- she's having, like, some, I don't know,

get-one-nail-painted, get-the-other-one-free

discount...

day.

Oh.

That's good to know. Yeah.

Um, it's pretty crowded over there,

but I'm sure I can maybe pull a few strings,

get you bumped up to the front of the line.

You don't believe in cutting in front?

I saw...

the video from Steve's seminar.

Steve's seminar? That...

that was for guys only.

Mm. The part you said about the dinner,

making the girl feel special.

Well, it's true--

I did feel special.

I'm glad.

But I don't anymore.

Because of some stupid video?

Because it's a technique.

Yeah.

A, um... game.

So thought out.

I think...

it's called flirting.

Mm.

Do you have a problem with that?

No.

STEVE: Okay, guys, now watch the master,

and you'll realize this is

the best $250 you ever spent.

Hi.

I'm waiting for someone.

That's okay.

You mind if I order a drink?

Suit yourself.

STEVE: What kind of liquor

is that?

Well, it's a Long Island iced tea.

STEVE (chuckles): Long Island iced tea.

That reminds me of when I was a boy.

My grandmother made the best iced tea.

She, uh...

she, uh...

Excuse me.

Oh, no, please...

stay and tell me.

You should be ashamed of yourself, Steve.

Yeah, ashamed all the way to the bank. Cha-ching!

(voice-breaking): She was making iced tea the last time I saw her.

Before they took her to the hospital.

Before I went to the orphanage.

I don't know which would be worse,

falling for one of these lines or actually using them.

You poor thing. Come here.

(sighs)

STEVE: Okay.

Any questions? Is your...

your-your grandmother, is she okay?

She's fine.

(chuckles)

Come here often?

What?

Let's just cut the small talk.

No line, no bull.

(laughs): Very funny.

I know why you're here, you know why I'm here.

I know it, you know it, we know it, it's known.

Oh, come here. I hate you.

I know.

(chuckles)

I mean, I hate you. (laughs)

Hi.

Oh. Sorry.

Mom.

Donna.

Let me get those bags for you.

Oh, great.

Here, you can take that, too.

NOAH (laughs): Where to?

Gina's room.

Okay.

GINA: Your mom bought me this outfit

for the luncheon.

(giggling)

Well, how do I look?

Oh, very Jackie O.

I'm sure John-John will be impressed.

(laughs)

(chuckles): We'll let you know.

Oh, maybe I should go in and help Noah or something.

Uh, Gina, before you go, I'd...

I would just like to apologize to you.

Why? I'm just sorry

that you got dragged into this.

"This"? What do you mean by "this"?

You know, I'm so excited...

to go to the luncheon, but I think maybe

I better pass. No, don't-don't do that,

not for me, because no matter what, I'm not going.

Fine. Well, that makes three of us.

Happy?

Thank you for ruining

our perfectly lovely afternoon.

See, now I feel like I've come between you two, and...

that's the last thing I wanted to do.

Okay, this is it.

I-I can't do this.

Aw, come on, this is the moment you've been waiting for.

This is the night your dreams come true.

Like a hot knife through butter.

I can't... I'm not...

Aw, come on, come on, think of step two.

Imagery.

Uh...

Hah?

Come on, go get some.

Well, if not for yourself, then for them.

♪ ♪

(takes deep breath, exhales)

DAVID (over speakers): Okay, gang, here's the first call.

Debby, what's on your mind?

It's my boyfriend.

We've only gone out a month,

and he's pressuring me to sleep with him.

Are you ready, Debby?

I don't think so.

Then don't.

But he might break up with me.

Yo, Debby, uh,

look, if he breaks up with you over that,

he's a jerk, okay?

You don't want to be with someone like that anyway.

Go slow-- when any of you are in doubt, just...

...go slow.

So, are the troops doing battle?

Actually, it's just a matter of time before there's a body count.

Oh, you must be so proud. Oh, yes.

Check it out.

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? No. Why?

'Cause I can sure see myself in your pants, girl.

Come here.

(chuckling)

Oh! Ooh.

(groans)

There.

Excuse me...

but the only thing your eyes haven't told me tonight is your name.

Oh.

Well...

let me give it to you, then:

Not...

interested. (nervous laugh)

Overconfident.

Hi.

Hi.

Bye.

Bye.

(exhales)

Three words: "Money-back guarantee."

This isn't my fault.

I know that I'm repeating myself,

but if I get one point across tonight,

it's go slow.

Really?

Yeah. It's very important.

Well, if you want to slow things down,

that's exactly what we're gonna do.

What, are you crazy?

You're killing me, you know that?

I'm sorry. "Sorry"!

(angry grunt)

Well, I guess things aren't going so swell, are they?

No. In fact, things suck.

Mm. Sorry.

♪ ♪

Hi.

Hello. Want to dance?

Okay.

(laughs)

So, I heard what you were saying.

Yeah.

Did you mean that about going slow?

Every word.

That's good.

Yeah. That's...

Why do you ask?

No reason.

I just had this night planned,

you know, the... the beach,

a fire.

But if you mean what you say, that's...

Um, I meant that for people

who are just getting to know each other.

And for people who already know each other as well?

Uh, no. I meant...

I don't mean it. I don't. No.

No?

Not every word.

No?

Then, um, what part of "go slow" don't you mean?

The part about us.

Oh.

Looking to score a piece.

Not my trade.

I'll tell you what I'll do.

I'll give you ten minutes.

Then the guy down the block gets the two bills.

Any gun in particular?

Just something that'll kill somebody.

We skipped the beach.

I know.

And we skipped the fire.

Mm-hmm. Shut up.

♪ ♪

DAVID: So you're saying

it's my fault?

Yeah, I'm saying it's your fault.

You invited a schoolmarm onto your show.

Kelly's entitled to her opinion.

No, she's not. Not when my reputation's on the line.

Well I thought your, uh, technique there was bulletproof.

It is.

Steve, nobody scored, all right?

You were 0 for the room.

"Go slow. Go slow."

She practically turned the club into a convent.

What?

Where'd that come from?

What's this?

What are you doing with that?

Look I don't want any guns

in my house, all right? So get it out of here.

Look, man, I didn't see anything about gun control

in the lease, all right?

You know what, Dylan? I shot someone last year.

It wasn't one of my finer moments.

So just get the gun out of the house.

All right, man. It'll be gone by tomorrow.

If not tonight.

We see the way you've checked out, Dylan.

Whoever said I checked in?

I'm sorry you had to drive me all the way back here

from the beach. I, uh...

Oh, no. It's not a problem.

We weren't really thinking last night.

About my car. Yeah.

Leaving it here. Right, yeah.

We were busy thinking about other things.

Yeah, well. Anyway, um...

Thank you.

(chuckles)

Do you want to have breakfast?

I don't...

I'd love to, but I have a pile of work on my desk

and I, uh... Okay.

But I'll-I'll call you later. Is that okay?

Sure. Okay.

Um, you know...

What I said on the radio about going slow...

Yeah?

I meant that.

So, you don't want me to call you? Is that...

No.

Yes. I mean, I want you to call me.

Okay, all right, I-I...

It's just... I really like you.

Okay. And...

I want us to do this right.

Well, last night felt pretty right, so...

Yeah, to me, too.

All right.

I'm going. And I am calling.

Okay.

(car door closes)

(sighs)

Any word from your mom?

You mean, has she apologized?

Not gonna happen.

Oh. Sorry.

Whatever. It's what she does.

She drops in, finds something to criticize

and lets it go for a week.

And then calls as if nothing's ever happened.

That must be hard.

Oh, just be happy that you got the supportive sister

as your mother. Yeah, right.

Versus the independent one. Do you realize

that I paid my mom half of every paycheck I earned skating?

No, I didn't know that.

Yeah. Well, I did.

You know, that's why I've always envied

what you have with Aunt Felice.

Well... then I guess I'm sorry to burst your bubble.

Hey!

Um, are we okay?

Yeah.

I mean, really okay?

Well, you stood up for me to my mom.

Not many people have done that.

And all for the privilege

of sitting 200 yards from John Kennedy Junior.

Stupid.

Unbelievably.

I'll see you later.

See you.

Hi! Aunt Felice, it's Gina.

Oh, I'm good.

Um, I just called because I wanted to apologize

about yesterday.

Donna's behavior was really embarrassing.

Hi. Uh, my name is David.

I...

Hey, bud.

Hey. Beer, please.

Do you even remember being in a normal relationship?

Sure, I do.

Vaguely.

Define normal.

(chuckles)

You heard from Dylan?

No, not since this morning.

How worried should we be?

MAN: This is pathetic.

Uh, Steve, I think you have bigger problems.

Nah. I'm not worried about those guys.

(singsongy): Dave, Dave.

Skirt alert.

Hi.

Sensitive. Vulnerable.

I'd open with the dead grandmother.

Yeah, sure. I'm gonna use your approach.

Hey, just because they don't know how to apply greatness

doesn't mean you don't.

Thank you.

Hi.

Hello.

I'm David.

I'm-I'm not very good at this kind of thing, really, um...

Would you excuse me?

Sure. Thank you.

Oh, is-is that a Long Island iced tea

you're drinking?

Yes. (chuckles awkwardly)

Guys, it's the coach's job to design the play.

It's not his fault if the player blows a lay up.

Lay up. Get it?

Yeah. That's gonna get us squat.

Guys, it's gonna work for you.

Trust me.

(sniffles)

Thanks.

I... You know, I should go. I, uh...

You and your grandmother must have been so close.

Well...

Yeah. I mean, you know, she raised me, and uh...

After she died, I uh, I kept a picture of her

next to my bed.

In-In the orphanage.

Oh, my God.

You poor thing.

(knocking at door)

Hey, thanks for coming.

After the way I acted this morning,

thanks for inviting me.

Well, I thought about what you said.

And despite your desperate desire to get rid of me,

I've decided I'm not going anywhere.

Good. 'Cause I don't always act like a lunatic.

Really? No? No.

No, I-I was just a little nervous and a little insecure.

Forget nervous.

Forget insecure.

Is there another part? No?

Mmm...

Um, about dinner...

I just thought we'd order in.

Wouldn't want you thinking I had a plan.

God forbid.

After you.

I insist.

(knocking at door)

You have to stop. You know that?

Yeah, I know.

Okay. You came back to me.

I want you to let me help you. I just want you to promise me.

Hey, I will. I'm gonna promise, I just...

Oh, I just... I got to... I got to go somewhere.

Where?

I got to see somebody.

Somebody? A guy.

A guy.

You know what? If you're gonna be, um, cool and mysterious

with me, then you can just forget I even came by, okay?

Hey! I am going

to see Antonia's father.

I need to know what he did with my wife.

I thought he didn't want you to know.

No, he doesn't.

I'm gonna see about changing his mind.