All language subtitles for Beverly Hills, 90210 (1990) - S08E01-E02 - Aloha, Beverly Hills (480p DVD x265 Panda)_track4_[eng]

BRANDON:
Someone once said

that the two scariest days
in a young person's life

are his first day of school
and his last.

This was graduation,
our last day of school.

And as happy as we were,
we were also scared as hell.

After being together

through eight long years
of high school and college,

we were all about to take
a giant step

into the great unknown
called "life."

Our goal after all these years
was to try to stick together,

but we all knew that wasn't
going to be easy.

After losing her virginity
with David,

Donna confessed to her priest,

but still hadn't told
her mother...

which made David furious.

Making love, for Donna,
was not exactly guilt-free.

Valerie was swindled
out of every penny she had,

and thought a change
of hairstyle

would change her luck.
It didn't.

After five different jobs
in less than two months,

Valerie discovered that
9:00-to-5:00 work

was not her long suit.

With Clare gone
to join her father in Paris,

Steve had a hard time saying
good-bye to college life,

and got a job
as the alumni advisor

to his former CU fraternity--
KEG.

The salary for this honor?

A dollar a year.

Now summer is over and Kelly
and I are settling in

to the realities
of living together.

There is, we have both
discovered,

a little difference
between loving someone

and actually living with them.

Luckily for us,

we're both so in touch
with each other's feelings.

What?

Nothing.
It's, uh... it's lacey.

Well, you said I could
make some changes in here.

Thank you.

Yeah, yeah, I did.

Then could you help me
move the bureau

to that wall over there?

Why? I like it
right there.

(phone rings)

I better get that.
It might be the phone.

Hello.

Oh, hi, Mr. Paulson.
How you doing?

Yeah, Mr. Paulson, look,
I know I, I know.

I don't have all
the experience necessary,

but I'll work nights,
I'll work weekends.

I'll do whatever
it takes, man.

You want me to
write obituaries?

No one can write
obits like I can.

Yeah, all right.

Well, if you'd keep my resume
on file, I'd appreciate it.

Okay, thanks for calling.

The Times?

Yep.

I'm sorry.

You know, it's just frustrating.

I don't have
the experience necessary,

but no one will give me a job
to get the experience I need.

It's not like you haven't had
other offers.

Yeah, I know.

But do you want to move
to Bismarck or Elkhart

or maybe Appleton,
Wisconsin?

(chuckles) No.

Me neither.

Brandon, what's this?

Some old cards and stuff.

All from Tracy Gaylian?

She liked to send
a lot of cards.

Hmm, well, I guess
her other favorite hobby was

having her picture taken
with you.

I didn't know
you guys went to Vegas.

You know, Kel,
if memory serves,

I broke up with Tracy
for you.

What's the problem here?

No problem.

You know, Kelly, I did
have a life before you

just like you had
a life before me.

Yeah, well, at least
I had the decency

to pack my old life in a box
before I moved in.

Hey, Brandon.

Oh, wow, look what you've done
with the place, Kel.

It's kind of like an early Betty
Crocker kind of thing, huh?

It's nice.

Well, Brandon, that's all you
needed was a woman's touch, huh?

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

(rock music playing)

♪ Everybody wake up ♪

♪ Everybody wake up ♪

♪ This is the last breakdown
on the line ♪

♪ Everybody sing out ♪

♪ Everybody sing out ♪

♪ This it the last breakdown
on the line ♪

♪ Sing it loud over again,
over and over and over again ♪

♪ Gotta wake up,
gotta wake up, gotta wake ♪

♪ Gotta sing, but it's too loud,
riding over your head ♪

♪ So don't waste your time,
sing it over again ♪

♪ Gotta wake up,
gotta wake up, gotta wake ♪

♪ Gotta wake up,
gotta wake up, gotta wake ♪

♪ Everybody wake up,
everybody wake up ♪

♪ This is the last breakdown
on the line ♪

♪ Everybody sing out ♪

♪ So now you... ♪

(chuckles)

What am I supposed
to do?

The lease extension

is up on my house.
I have to move.

We've been over this
a dozen times.

Oh, I'm sorry,
I'm such a bonehead.

I don't understand
why you're making

such a big deal
about this.

Milk?

Thanks.

Juice?

Why are you being
so difficult?

I want you to move in here
with me.

In separate rooms...
like we're roommates.

That's not really
living together, Donna.

Where's the sweetener?

It is to me.

We're gonna be together
all the time.

But in separate rooms.

It's over there
on the microwave.

You lived here before
in your own room.

And that was okay
with your mother.

Yes.

But this isn't.
David,

I don't want to deal with her
right now about us.

She's not gonna
understand,
and honestly,

I don't want to upset her.

Why are you

being so stubborn about this?

Why are you?

Donna, you're an adult.

You can make
your own decisions.

You don't need
your parents' permission.

I'm sorry, but either we're

living together or we're not.
Which is it?

Don't make me say not, please.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Boy, look at you.
Dressed for success, huh?

So, what's up
with this new job of yours?

I told you.

It's customer
relations specialist

for Arturo Panini
fragrances.

And just what is that?

Well, I'm not exactly sure.

I mean, they haven't given me
all the details yet,

but Panini is a very upscale,
prestigious line.

It sounds perfect for me.

It seems like I heard
those same words

about your last five
summer jobs.

Yeah, well, coming from somebody
who's only job has been

sitting on his butt for the last
two months reading the want ads,

I don't know.

Listen, by the way,

um, don't tell Brandon
I told you this,

but he didn't get the job
at the Times.

He didn't? Oh! He wanted that.

I know, but don't say anything,
okay?

Shh.

Morning.
Yeah.

(humming)

What?

Um, sorry, it's gotta be
a bummer, Bran, huh?

I'm sorry. Small house,
thin walls.

I guess the only bright side is
it's not every day

that you get personally rejected
by the senior editor

of the Los Angeles Times.

That's what I love about you,
Brandon,

you always look
on the bright side.

You're forgiving, you're
understanding, you're....

...quick to know when I'm being
set up for something?

Au contraire, mon frere.

What's this?

That's my rent.

I know I've been behind
the last couple months, so...

Steve, it's okay. You pay me
back when you get the money.

Uh, that may be a while.

You know ever since my dad cut
me off, I've been kinda tapped.

I may actually have to crack
open my savings account.

Savings account?

It's only for emergencies.

Not that rent
isn't an emergency.

Well, how much?

Not enough to make you pant
like that.

Sorry.

Would you mind
getting rid of those?

Oh, it's Martha Stewart coming
down from homemaker heaven.

Don't you have a job
to get fired from Val?

It's not a job,
it's a lifestyle.

See you later.

What's in the bag?

About a hundred pounds
of grief.

Steve, could you do me a favor
this morning?

Well, if I can manage
to carve away some time

from my incredible hectic
schedule, perhaps.

Could you take Erin
to her soccer game?

I told my mom I would do it,

but I forgot I promised Donna
I'd go shopping with her.

Donna can't go shopping
by herself?

It's a girl thing.

Oh. Like lace bedspreads.

Erin?

Soccer?

Yeah, I'll take her.

Thanks.

Will you do these dishes?

(scoffs)

Thanks.

(sighs)

Here.

Honey, take it.

It is your allowance.

There's nothing
to be ashamed of.

I just wish I didn't have
to keep taking it from you.

Donna, you are not taking.

I am giving.

Now don't deprive me

of one of my
great joys in life.

If I can't take care
of my own daughter...

Thank you.

So how's the leg
treating you, Doc?

Well, I won't be running
the 440 anymore,

but you know what?

My putting has
really improved.

(chuckles)

Well you look terrific.
Keep up the good work.

Thanks.

All those years
in school,

all that hard work,

I just never dreamed it'd be
this hard to find a decent job.

Oh, my...
What is wrong with me?

The leg comes back,

and the memory...
Here it is.

This is a friend of a friend
of your mother's,

Vanessa Markley.

Your mother doesn't know
very much about the job,

but Vanessa's looking
for a second assistant

in some kind of styling-
fashion-photo kind of thing.

Listen,
give her a call.

The worst that can happen is
that it's a lousy job.

Thank you, Daddy.

You're welcome.

I love you.

I love you, too.

Say, listen. Uh, I don't mean
to pry or anything,

but this job business aside,
is everything okay?

Are things
between you and David okay?

Yeah. Yeah, everything's fine.

Good.

(footsteps approaching)

Hey, babe. You look great.

Thanks.
More resumes?

Yeah. What choice do I have?

So, did you finish
redecorating the bedroom yet?

Nope. I still
have to wallpaper.

Wallpaper?

Mm-hmm.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I know, I know, I know.

And you were right, it was time
for me to get rid of my past.

So I'm-I'm throwing it all away.

The pictures, the postcards,
the faxes, the videotapes.

All of it, gone.

Thank you. I'm sorry
I've been a bitch.

You weren't.

But if you were,
I probably deserved it.

Hey, do you know
what we need?

Yeah, but I don't
think we have time.

No. Besides that.

We need a vacation.
What do you say?

Ooh, yeah, when?

Well, we'll go next week.
Just you and me.

I wish we would have
thought of this before.

I have to start my work at
the Foundation next week.

So, start a week later.

No, I can't.
Why not?

Okay.

We'll figure something out.

Yeah. Let's do something
really crazy and romantic.

All right. You handle the crazy.
I'll handle the romantic.

All right.
All right.

I'll be back by 4:00.

All right. Say
hi to Donna.

(sighs)

Dear Mrs. Chavez...

(sighs)

Uh, hey.
Um, did you forget something?

Yeah.

Obviously, so did you.

(cheering)

Pick 'em up, Erin.

Come on, Erin.
Run 'em down, run 'em down.

Good girl.

Ooh. That's got to hurt.

Head fake, head fake.

Hey, ref, that was pushing.
How about a whistle?

Come on.
A yellow card or something?

What's the matter with you?
You don't see these things?

Pushing, interference.

Hey, don't worry about it.

What's your name?

Zach.

Zach, you listen to me.

You're doing great out there.
You're playing with a lot

of heart and that's
what's important,

but you can't let those
other kids push you around

like you do.

Didn't anyone ever tell you
what to do if that happens?

No.
No?

Well, I'll tell you.

You take this elbow and
you jam it in their ribs.

Excuse me. Excuse me. What
do you think you're doing?

Take your hands off him.
Are you okay, Zachy?

Are you even a parent here?

What did I tell you about
talking to strangers?

But he's not a stranger.
No?

Well, have you ever
seen him before?

No.

Then he's a stranger.

Not as strange as
you are, lady.

Don't you think you're
overreacting a little bit?

Excuse me, Carly. Reynolds,

you're back in the
game in two minutes.

Who's your child?

I don't have a child.

I'm babysitting for Erin Taylor.

So, you're not a parent?

No, not that I know of.

Then you don't know the first
thing about parenting, do you?

Well, maybe not the first thing,
but I do recognize

a kid being beaten up
out on the field.

Oh, is that right?

Yeah, that's right.

The other kids were using him
as a tackling dummy out there.

I was just trying to teach
him how to protect himself.

Yeah, well,
no one asked for your help.

Zach asked for my help.

Every time he got
tripped out on the field,

he was asking for help.

Open your eyes, lady.

Stop being so
over-protective and doting.

Maybe Zach's father should
teach him how to defend himself.

What did you say your name was?
Steve.

Steve Sanders.

Yeah, well, is it true,
Mr. Sanders,

when you look up the word "jerk"
in the dictionary,

that it says
"see 'Steve Sanders'"?

Come on, Zach.

Zach doesn't have a father.

Ouch.

Come here, you.

Woo!

Hello, Ms. Markley?
Hi. This is Donna Martin.

Donna Martin,
Dr. Martin's daughter.

Right. I'm calling about the
second assistant stylist job.

What?

I'm sorry. It's just
kind of noisy in here.

Yeah, the stylist job.

Right.

Well, okay, I, uh, I just
graduated from CU.

My major was
in fashion and marketing.

Really?

Uh, yeah, that would be great.

Tonight?
Okay, sure, absolutely.

Thank you.

(knocking at door)

Yeah?
So?

Huh?

Donna put it together.

I like it. It's cool.
What do you think?

It, uh, looks great.

I think all the girls
will like it.

It kind of gives the place,
you know,

a sort of... you know?

Up-Upscale look?

Yeah, that's it. Class.

You know?

Oh, the plumber
wanted me to tell you

he needs to replace the sink
in the little girls' room.

It'll be about 200 bucks.

Um, how much are those uniforms?

About a $100.

But we'll each need
at least two.

(sighing)

Great.

How did Val do it?

I don't-I don't understand. I've
got bills coming out my ears,

and a payroll that's killing me.

But business is good, isn't it?

No, it sucks.

It's down almost 60%.

Wow. None of us knew that.

Knew what?

Nothing, nothing. We're just,
uh, just talking shop.

I better get
back downstairs.

See you, guys.

Hi.
Hey.

So, guess what?

I don't know. What?

I got a job interview.

Fashion stylist.

Get out of here. That's great.

Well, it's just
a second assistant's job.

You know getting coffee,
stuff like that.

Donna, would you stop it?

Come on, it's a start.

And it's the field you want.

You know what?

You're not going to be a second
assistant for long anyway.

Especially after they see
what you can do.

Well, I don't have the job yet.

Come on, it's in the bag.

So, uh, why is all
your stuff here?

You're not considering
living here

in the office,
are you?

It's just until I
find a new place.

Okay, you won't live
in the apartment,

what about
on my parents' boat?

You can stay there
for a while and...

Donna, it-it's too far.

Besides, you know,

I'm actually, uh,

I'm saving a little money
on rent staying here.

Well, you're not
gonna stay here.

You're gonna come with me.

We'll have the apartment
all to ourselves.

(sighs)

Look, we already talked
about this, all right.

Not until you tell your mom.

(knocking on door)

Excuse me, sorry.

David, the plumber
needs to see you.

Something about needing
new drain pipes.

Tell him I'll be
right there.

All you gotta do
is tell your mom.

It's not that easy.

Not one but two
unassisted goals.

That's outstanding.

Your ball control,
your passing skills,

you're really
great, Erin.

But we still lost.

Well, the team lost,
but you won.

You know why?

Because you never
gave up.

In fact, I think that
kind of victory

deserves something
cold and creamy

maybe with a little
hot fudge on it,

what do you say?

Twist my arm.
Twist your arm?

Twist your arm,

if I twist your arm,
you won't be able
to play soccer.

But you don't need your arm
to play soccer anyway.

That's the fun of soccer
no arms, no hands.

Need a hand?

No, thank you.

Hi, Steve.

Hey, Zach.

Are you sure you
wouldn't like me

to call the auto
club for you?

No, thank you, really,
I can manage.

I see that.

You know, it sounds flooded.

Your fuel system's flooded.

So not only are you
a child psychologist,

you're an auto mechanic, too.

You're quite the Renaissance
Man, aren't you?

Well, you should see me dance.

I'd rather not.

I'm not trying
to help you.

I'm trying to help Zach.

So if you lay off the starter
motor for a second,

push the gas pedal down
all the way to the floor,

all the way to the floor,
count to three

it might start.
Try it.

(engine whirring)

Lucky guess, huh?

Yeah, well for your information,
I only counted to two.

He's nice, Mom.

Put your seat belt on.

KELLY:
You know, I
totally think

you're doing the right
thing holding off.

You don't have to jump
right into it with David

just because
you two...

Had sex?
Yeah.

I love him.

He loves me, so...

Not living together's
not gonna change that.

And believe me, Donna,
living with Brandon

isn't exactly what I
dreamed it would be.

Well, personally,

I think you're being a
little hard on him.

I mean I still have
these silly notes

that a boy in fifth
grade wrote to me.

Hidden in your
lingerie drawer?

No, packed away somewhere
at my parents' house,

but that's
beside the point.

No, it's not, it is the point.

If he dumped Tracy
the way he claims he did,

then why is he still holding
onto old pictures of her?

Okay, truthfully, you
don't have letters,

pictures of old boyfriends?

I don't know.

Maybe.

Somewhere.

Yeah, right, somewhere.

Dylan?

Now that is different.

We were special.

Would you like to try Arturo
Panini's fragrance.

DONNA:
Val?

Uh, what are you doing?

Uh, nothing.

Um, it's just part
of my executive training.

Um,

well, what I meant
to say was, uh...

It's not a job, it's
a lifestyle, right?

I swear, Kelly, if you tell
anybody about this...

Valerie, why would
I tell anybody

that a good friend of mine
sprays cheap perfume

on passing strangers
for a living?

Don't worry, your
secret's safe with me.

Come on, Donna.

I don't get it.
I just don't get it, man.

Why is she having
so much trouble

telling her parents about us
living together?

I mean, maybe I'm
being stupid,

but it, it's starting
to make me feel

like maybe she's
ashamed of me
or something.

I think maybe
it's the other way around, bro.

What, what do you mean?

Well, all right, this is just
a stab in the dark, okay?

For 22 years,
Donna Martin has had

a very strict
Catholic upbringing, correct?

Yep.

Just sleeping with you must
fill her with guilt already.

Now you add on to that the guilt

that her parents
are gonna lay on her

for living with you as well?
(chuckles)

I think maybe it's just too much
for her to handle.

That's the way
I see it.

Wait, wait, wait.
What am I supposed to do?

What am I, just supposed
to forget how I feel
or something?

No, no, just give her
some space.

I mean, this thing with the two
of you, it's gonna happen

because it, it's what
both of you want.

It's just, it's gotta happen
at her pace, not yours.

Oh, I don't know.

I just, you know,
I-I want a commitment.

I see this whole thing you
and Kelly living together,

and it looks great.

Oh, no, no, no, it's not as easy
as it looks, my friend.

Get out of here.

Are you having trouble
with, uh, Kelly?

Brandon and Kelly
fighting?

I don't think so.

Kelly may disagree with you
there, my friend.

Seriously?

No, everything's okay.

I'm thinking about throwing her
a surprise birthday party.

I figure that'll smooth
everything over.

What do you think?
Yeah?

All in favor say "aye."

Aye.
Aye.

Let the record show.

(chuckles)

Thank you for doing
this with me.

I don't think
I could've done it alone.

It's okay.

You're doing the right thing,
Donna.

You and David both had
AIDS tests.

So this is just another
precaution.

Then why am I so nervous?

I mean, they're just
tiny little pills.

I feel like I'm robbing a bank
or something.

I guess I'm just
a little confused.

I mean, first sex, now this.

It just goes against everything
I ever learned.

What am I doing?

You're protecting yourself...
and David.

You saw what I just went
through.

You don't want to put yourself
through that.

It isn't worth the risk...
or the pain.

I know. You're right.

I just...

I never imagined that I'd be
standing here

buying birth control pills.

Donna?!

Oh, my God.
Mom, hi.

Hi.

Hi, Kelly, dear.
How are you?

Good, good. And you?

Uh, well, actually,
I'm lucky to be alive.

The, uh, shoe sale
at O'Meyers?

Don't attempt it
unless you're up on karate.

I tell you, some women
are absolutely crazy.

So, Mom, what
are you...?

Uh, you don't usually
come here, do you?

FELICE:
Dr. Morgan's

office is so disorganized.

They called
your father's prescription

in here instead of the store
over by the house, so...

That's all right.
I was in the neighborhood.

No problem.

Oh, I understand you spoke

to Vanessa
Markley.
Mm-hmm.

That's great.
I hear nothing

but wonderful things about her.

When are you gonna see her?

Huh? Oh. Uh...
Uh, later this afternoon.

Good.

DONNA:
Oh, uh, God.

I just remembered that
I forgot to buy... my

aspirin.

Okay, here
you are,
young lady.

Your doctor
prescribed three
months worth.

What?

MAN:
Now, if you've never

taken this brand
of birth control

pill before, I want to explain
how the new dispenser works.

Birth control pills?

Yeah. They're mine.

My doctor thought
that they would

help regulate me.

Oh, they're-they're
yours, Kelly.

Mm-hmm.

Mr. Cummings?
Yes?

Call on line three
for you.

Okay.

Oh, for a minute there,
I thought, uh...

(laughs)

I'm sorry, Kelly.

I feel like I've just
invaded your privacy.

I-I apologize.

You needed
some aspirin?
Sure did.

I'll pick up some
for both of us.

Oh, thanks, Mom.

Oh, and thank you... very much.

(quietly):
You're welcome.

Well, you are obviously
very talented, Miss Martin.

Raw, to be sure.

Naive, to be expected.

Renderings immature, perhaps,

but innately talented.

Thank you.

Is it hot out here,
or is it me?
I don't think so.

Do you have
any aspirin?
I think I do.

Oh, you wouldn't believe
the day that I had today.

Roger quit.

My assistant just stormed out.

I've got seven major clients
backed up,

and this shoot is going to go
to hell in a hand basket if...

Oh, thank you.

Are you sure
it's not hot out here?

No. Actually, it's kind of cool.

Uh, Ms. Markley, about the job.

I realize I don't have
that much experience, but...

Second assistant is out.

Without Roger,
I desperately need a first.

We're gonna be shooting
with Fernando Caldero.

You do know Fernando's work?

Oh, who doesn't?
He's absolutely...

Temperamental, yes.

Demanding, of course.

Cantankerous, to a fault,

but just absolutely brilliant
in subtropical light.

Oh.

I really think I need
to go to the ladies room.

I do hope that I've answered
all your questions.

Uh, no. What about the job?

The job? Of course, the job.

What else have we been talking
about the job?

We can go over all the details--
you know, fringe benefits,

salary--
in my studio tomorrow.

We shoot in Honolulu
in three days.

Honolulu, as in Hawaii?

Well, unless

they have moved it
someplace else.

We're talking about

the Christopher
Swimsuit Catalog.

It's always shot in Hawaii.

So, I have the job?

That's what happens when you get
hired, isn't it?

I thought I was very clear.

I really have to go.

Thank you.

Yes.

(rock music playing)

♪ In my world ♪

♪ Nothing good ♪

♪ Just get back
with something to come true... ♪

Okay, this place is dead.

Maybe I should close up.

No. Don't
worry, David.

The night
is young.

The crowds
will show.

Oh, I hope so.

This band is terrible.

Well, there is that,
but, you know,

people show up
for other reasons,

like the ambiance,
the fine women,

the cheap booze.

The waitresses.

Ooh, is that Marcy?

Oh, yeah, those are
the new uniforms Donna designed.

Pretty neat, huh?
Neat?

Did he say neat?

Neat. He said "neat."
It's an adjective.

Hot. The word
is "hot."

You'll have
to excuse me, gentlemen.

Suddenly, the evening
has taken a turn

for the Steve Sanders
among us.

(Steve makes funny voice)

Wow. Let me push
through the crowd

so I can get a
drink in this place.

Hey, guys.

Uh, Freddie, a
white wine, please?

Sorry.
No white wine.

What?

I, uh... I...
I messed up the order.

It wasn't delivered.

David, that's gonna
cost you, like, 100
drinks tonight.

Thanks for reminding me, Val.

I'll see you, guys.

Uh, listen, by the way,
Kelly wanted me to tell you

that she's not gonna
make it tonight.

She's probably macraméing some
new furniture or something.

Sorry.

You know, while you're at it,

you might want
to take it easy on David.

He's having a hard enough time
keeping things together

without you headlining it
for him.

You're right.

I guess I should
go apologize.

I guess you should.

WOMAN:
I'm sorry.

I can't do that.

I'm not allowed to
date the customers.

But I'm not
a customer.

I haven't paid
for a drink in here
since they opened.

I don't know.

I'll have to ask David.

Well, if that's all it takes,
I can ask him for you myself.

Would you really
do that for me?

Sure. I do for you,

you do for me.

So, who's doing who?

(laughs)
Yeah.

Uh, why don't we work
on that one together?

Dinner tomorrow night perhaps?

(knocking)

(sighs)

David, I-I'm sorry.

I... I was just joking.

By the looks
of it downstairs,

there's nothing really
to joke about.

Club's doing okay.

David, it's me.

Remember, I used
to own half this place?

I mean, you got to be off
at least 60 or 70%.

You're going to belly-up
in a couple weeks.

(sighs)

You're working me
for something, Val.

What is it?

No. This is for you, okay?

Just hear me out.

I have a business proposition,
okay?

(sighs)

Let me buy back in.

We'll go 50-50,

and you can take it
until I can pay you back.

David, you can't lose.

You know I can bring
the After Dark back up to speed.

Come on. We were
great together.

You handle the music,

I handle the business.

I can't.

I can't... I
can't jeopardize

the relationship
I have with Donna over business.

I can handle Donna.

Yeah, that's what I'm afraid of.

Brandon, guess what
happened to me?

Whoa. Cheer down, girl.

I can't. I've got to
find David. Where is he?

Oh, David-David is, uh...
David was here.

He was here, he was,
but then there was, uh, uh...

There was another
tunnel collapse

because of the subway thing
that they're building...

Upstairs? Thanks.

Oh, hey.
Hey.

Guess what.
Guess what.

Uh, uh... you
won the lottery.

Oh, no, no, no.
Better.

I got a job. I got a real job.

Well, that's an accomplishment.

Congratulations.
That's great.

Okay, ask me where.

I don't know.

Well, take a wild guess.

Borneo?
Burma.

Why'd you say that?
I don't know.
I panicked.

Ah, Hawaii.

The job is in Hawaii,

and it starts on Thursday.

BRANDON:
Hawaii-- that's um...

A long commute.
It's a...
far away.

Whoa. Hawaii? You're-You're
going there just like that?

Yes. Isn't that great?

No. It's...

It's not a permanent
job. It's just

for a photo shoot.

I'm an assistant
to Vanessa Markley.

And guess who's shooting it?

Fernando Caldero.

The Fernando
Caldero.

The whole thing is gonna
be less than a week.

And guess what?

I want you to come with me.

I-I can't. I can't afford to.

See, you don't have
to pay for a thing.

I'll take my first class ticket.

I'll change it in
for two coach seats.

Well, who's going to watch
the club if you go, David?

No one.

You know, I
can... I can

close this place
down for a week.

I mean, business
isn't gonna pick up

until the kids
are back in school.

Wait a second.

Why don't we all go?

Yes!

None of us took
a vacation after
graduation. I...

I-I think we owe ourselves this.

The man has a point.

You don't have
to ask me twice.

I'm already there.

Who knows when
we're gonna be able

to afford a vacation
like this again?

You can't afford it now.

STEVE:
Speak for yourself.

I have an emergency
fund stashed away

and what bigger
emergency is there

than a Hawaiian vacation?

Oh, this is so great.

We're all going to Hawaii.

As long as I can talk Kelly

into starting her new job
a week later.

Well, you guys can count me out.

I have too much to do here.

Aloha...!

♪ She'll be coming
around the mountain ♪

♪ She'll be coming around
the mountain ♪

♪ She'll be coming
around the mountain ♪

♪ When she comes... ♪

(yells)

Honey, don't worry.

Your secret's safe
with me, okay?

Okay, well then,
why don't you join me?

Actually, I will.

But not here.

In Hawaii.

Oh, boy, here it comes.

You care to explain that?

Actually, it's very simple.

Just hear me out, okay?

You're gonna loan me money

from your emergency
savings account

and I'll pay you back,
double the interest

when I get a new job.

All right, I'll tell you
what the deal's gonna be.

Not a penny of interest,

but we share the same
room and the same bed.

What?!

What do you mean, "what"?

It's not like it hasn't
happened before, you know.

After the graduation
party and all.

Yeah, Steve, I know
what happened, okay?

And not to cripple your
fragile male ego or anything,

but that was an accident,
an absolute fluke.

An unfortunate lack of good
judgment on both our parts.

Mm-hmm, well,
maybe the first time.

But what about the second
time it happened that night?

Okay, okay, listen to me.

Mm-hmm.
All right.

No interest, one room, two beds.

Deal.

Now, either step in or step out.

I guess it's true what they
say about cold showers, huh?

Yes, it raises the voice.

(high-pitched):
♪ Yo-ho! ♪

Okay.

Which one?

I don't know, Kel, I'm not sure.

Why don't you just
tell the truth, Brandon?

You don't like anything
I'm doing in here.

No, no, no, it's not that.

It's just, um...

Neither one of those
is really... me.

Well, what is you?

I don't know.

Maybe I'm just not
a wallpaper kind of guy, huh?

I thought the whole
point of me doing this

was to make this room ours.

You just want to keep it yours.

That's not true.

All right, Kel...

The one on the left.

It'll be fine.

Fine. Oh, that's great.

Why don't you try to hold back
your enthusiasm, Brandon?

All right, Kel,

why don't we talk about this

instead of talking
around it, okay?

This isn't about the wallpaper.

This is about the photos
and the cards, isn't it?

I can't win this one.

If I say yes, I'm a bitch,
if I say no, I'm a liar.

This isn't about
winning or losing.

This is about how you and I

feel about each other
at this point in time.

The past is over.

Over but not forgotten.

Hey, uh, Brandon, I just
wanted to let you know

that I've changed my mind
and I'm going to Hawaii.

I hope you can make it, Kel.

It just wouldn't be
the same without you.

There's no way
I can go, Brandon.

Did you call the Foundation

and ask them if you
could start work late?

I can't, it's totally
unprofessional.

All right, fine, if you're not
going, I'm not going either.

The whole point is
to take a vacation together.

You know what?

I think what we need is
a vacation from each other.

So, what

I said was, "I don't know
if this blue is me"

and she said, "Well,
if it's not you

then who is it?"

(mock laughter)

What do you think?

I think you need a blue
that's more you.

Yeah, that's exactly
what I said.

You know, Steve,

I think you really
kind of understand me.

A lot of guys don't,
but they say they do

because they want other things.

But I think you
really do, don't you?

Yeah...

Whatever you say.

Oh, the service here stinks.
Do you know what you want?

Hmm, they got burgers here?

I don't usually eat too much
meat but once in a while

you just gotta have a burger
to satisfy a craving.

You ever get that?

You know, a craving?

All the time.

(dishes clattering)

Uh, sorry for the wait.

We're swamped today
and two girls didn't show.

That's really not
our problem now, is it?

Again I'm...
I'm really sorry.

Uh, can I start
you guys off with a...

Carly?

As if my day wasn't bad enough.

What are you doing here?

Well, I don't know
how to break this to you,

but some of us actually
have to work for a living.

Steve, is she being rude?

No, she's just...

How's Zach?

Zach's fine.

Look, um, I'm really busy.

Can I get you guys
a drink or what?

See, I told you.

She is being rude.

My boyfriend thinks

you're really obnoxious, too.

Boyfriend?
Boyfriend?

Miss, can we have
our drinks, please?

Before somebody
dehydrates here?

I hate to correct you

but rude and obnoxious would
actually be me telling you

that you're probably
one of the dumbest people

walking the face
of the earth.

Carly! Marcy...

Miss, please, we're dying here.

One second, please.

Steve, are you just going to
let her talk to me that way?

No.

Carly, apologize to her.

Excuse me, is there
a problem here?

Yes.
No.

Carly?

Your waitress

called me stupid.

I did not.

I called you dumb.
What?

Now that was dumb.

All right, that's it,
you're out of here.

Right now, you're fired.

I'm sorry, sir,

I'll get you taken care of.

(chuckling)

I think she likes me.

Martini's shaken now.

Yeah.

You know, it's not too late
to change your mind.

I can't.

I start my work
at the Foundation next week.

I just think
it'll be best

for both of us
if I don't go.

VALERIE:
Yeah, thanks a lot
for your help, Steve.

Who told you to pack
your whole closet?

You better hurry, we're
going to miss the plane.

Steve, I'm going to, uh,
I'm going to go in my own car.

But I thought we were
going in one car?

We were.

You're not bailing out
on me, are you?

What's going on?

Nothing.

Well, hurry up,
we're gonna be late.

Aloha, we'll send a postcard.

Steve, I'm not
bailing out on you.

Go to the airport,

if I'm not there,
just get on the plane.

Okay.

See ya, Kel.

You better go.

Just... just tell me
that you don't want me to go.

I don't.

But I do.

Kel, I haven't missed
your birthday in seven years.

Why don't, why don't you
just come with me?

It'll be fun, come on.

Brandon, it's just a birthday.

We can celebrate it
when you get back.

You better go or you're
going to miss your flight.

I don't care about the flight.

Just go.

Have a good time, okay?

You know I love you.

And I love you.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

Aloha, welcome to the
Hilton Hawaiian Village Hotel.

And aloha to you, my man.

This place is outstanding.

The natural beauty as well
as the surgically enhanced.

Check it out.

Yeah, I'm looking.

And while you're at
it, look at Vanessa.

STEVE:
Donna's boss is
in real bad shape.

I better go give 'em a hand.

Oh, poor kid.

Has the worst case of flu
in recorded history.

I think she used every
barf bag on the plane.

Thanks for the
graphic reminder.

Vanessa, do you want a
wheelchair or something?

Just kill me.

Somebody put a
bullet in my head.

Can I get you anything else?

A bed and I think a bucket.

You know, she shouldn't
have gotten on that plane.

Maybe it's just
a 24-hour virus.

She could be better
in the morning.

And if she's not?

She'll just have to
postpone the photo shoot.

It won't affect
my tan one bit.

Guys, she can't do that.

What do you say
we check in?

Scope out our room, you
little nasty, fun tart.

Will there be
anything else, sir?

No, that's it.

Here you go, man.

Oh, mahalo.

And enjoy your stay in Waikiki.

Thanks.

(Brandon's voice):
All right, fine,

if you're not going,
I'm not going either.

The whole point is to
take a vacation together.

KELLY:
I think what we need is
a vacation from each other.

BRANDON:
This is about how you and I

feel about each other
at this point in time.

The past is over.

♪ ♪

♪ ♪

Thanks a lot.

Donna, would
you relax?

Come on, I'm sure
Vanessa's gonna be
fine by tomorrow.

And if she's not?

Well, then like my
grandfather used to say,

we'll jump off that bridge
when we get to it.

Come on.

Look at this.

We're in paradise

together--
me and you.

We're happy,
we're healthy,

we're with our
best friends

and no matter what, we'll
always have each other.

Always?

Yeah.

(sighs)

Look...

I'm sorry.

I'm... I'm sorry
for pressuring you

about this whole living
together thing, you know.

It wasn't fair.

I know you have a lot
to deal with right now,

especially
with your mom.

I just wanted to know
that I'm not going anywhere.

So as far as me moving in,

I want you to wait until
you're absolutely ready.

That means everything to me.

Thank you.

I knew there was a reason
I loved you.

Oh, yes.

(laughs)

This bed'll be just fine,
this whole room is fine.

And where exactly do you think
you're sleeping?

Oh, I was thinking
about the left side.

Can you see if there's a room
with two beds, please?

I'll check with the assistant
manager, ma'am.

Oh.
Thank you.

Thanks very much.

Hey, Val, what's
the big difference?

One bed or two beds,
it's all the same.

Well, if you don't mind
the sleeping arrangements...

Moi?

Then I think you'll be
very happy on the sofa.

Does it take quarters?

You have to do it.

Look, I-I don't know
the first thing about...

You'll learn.

Quickly, I hope.

Ms. Markley,

isn't there someone else
that we can call?

Just a mortician.

Tell him I'm
almost ready.

(Markley laughs)

Gallows humor.

Accurate, possibly.

Ms. Markley...
Donna,

you're a very talented
very capable,

very smart young woman.

If I didn't think that
you could handle it,

I would not have called
Fernando and told him

that you're handling
everything.

Oh, my God.

You know what you're
saying is right.

She can handle this.

David!
Donna, come on.

Think about it,
how hard can it be?

We're all here with you,
we can help you.

Smart boy.

Just one more thing.

Mm-hmm.

Whatever you do,

don't piss off Fernando.

Oh, man.
Look at that pair.

Ah, you've seen one, you've
seen 'em all, Steve.

I'm talking
about the women.

They're scorchers.

Is that all you ever
think about?
No.

Sometimes I think
about food.

Maybe you ought
to think

about putting on some
sunscreen there, my brother.

No, I'm cool.
Really?

You look a little pink
around the edges to me.

Does that hurt?
Uh-huh.
(groans)

They call that
a healthy glow.

Is that what they're
calling it these days?

Oh, so many women,
so little self-restraint.

You know what?
Time to take the plunge.

I'll catch you guys
later.

Bye.

Hey.
Hi.
Hey.
What'll it be folks?

Uh, I don't know,
something cold, fruity?

Tropical smoothies?

Make it two.

Thanks.

You know, it's too bad
Kelly isn't here.

Is there a reason

you felt like sticking
that knife in me right now?

What, I think she'd
really like it.

Val, I thought
you two

buried the hatchet?

Why are you still at each
other's throats?

That's ridiculous. We're not.

Brandon, despite how it looks

we're actually
really good friends.

Mm-hmm.

Thanks.
Thanks.

It's me okay, Brandon,
remember me?

You can quit with the dog
and pony show.

I just need you to get off
her back, okay?

I mean it's hard enough

for all of us to adjust
to living together

without you
fanning the flames.

Look, you may not
believe this,

and you have every
right not to,

but I'm just doing it,
because I-I want
to protect you.

Protect me?

From what? From who?

From you.
From me?

Yeah. I mean, I know you better
than anybody.

Even yourself.

I just don't want you
to get hurt, Brandon.

I mean, here you are

on the most beautiful beach
in the whole entire world

and you feel like crap.

I hate that.

Val, maybe your heart's
in the right place

and if it is, then

I appreciate it.

But the rest of this stuff
with Kelly has gotta stop.

You understand?

Yeah.

Well, well, this is turning
quite into the amateur hour,

isn't it.

I mean the only reason
that I took this gig

was to work with Vanessa.

So what am I gonna do now?

Uh, you could give her a chance,
that's what you could do.

She just might surprise you.

I just love surprises.

DONNA:
Uh, Mr. Caldero,
uh, we've prepped

every detail in LA.

I have all of Vanessa's
layouts and notes,

I booked all the locations,
checked the props,

double-checked the
modeling agencies,

catalogued the swimsuits.

I have everything
Vanessa has.

Oh, really?

You got her eye?

Because this is what this is
about, Miss Martin.

It's about the eye.

The art. The look.

We're not taking snapshots here,
everything has to fit.

The way the hair falls,
the color of the sand,

the ripple of the shore,
can you understand that?

Of course I can.

The last thing I need
is a poser.

Hey, wait a second,
she's not a poser.

There's a reason

why she graduated first
in her design class.

Oh, that's gonna help me sleep
really well tonight.

Mr. Caldero,

look, I'm not pretending
to be Vanessa Markley,

I'm Donna Martin,

but no one takes more pride
in their work than I do.

I know I can do a great job.

I just need you to give me
the chance to prove it.

Okay, Miss Martin, 7:00 AM,

9:00 AM the first shot
has to be ready.

And please no screwups.

There won't be.

Mr. Caldero, thank you.

Don't thank me yet.

Please close the door
as you leave.

Okay.

Donna, I don't know how you did
it, but that was incredible.

The way you handled him
when he was coming...

There's no way
I can pull this off.

No way. I don't have a clue
what I'm supposed to do.

This is gonna be a disaster,
a complete, total disaster.

Donna, it'll be okay, come on.

♪ ♪

♪ Babe, to know you ♪

♪ You set my world on fire ♪

♪ Tonight I'll show you ♪

♪ You're my one desire ♪

♪ I want to dance... ♪

FERNANDO:
Okay, girls,
work now.

Smile, smile.

Lot of energy, girls,
a lot of energy.

Watch your chin,

watch your chin.

Move the waist.
Turn to the right.

Right.

No, more
to the left now.

Your left, smile.

Lots of energy.

Let's go now,

lose the standards,
bring in the new models,

bring in the tikis.

Let's go

while I've still got some light.

Come on.
Yeah.

What is it that you
don't understand?
Huh?

Is it my English?

Uh, which do you want first?

I want you

to bring the tiki gods, set them

right over there.

And, Martin baby,
please,

anticipate!

Anticipate!

Right.

Models, let's go.

FERNANDO:
Get the tikis!

Hurry, please.

STEVE:
God, am I dead
or am I dreaming?

You're neither,
my friend.
Those aren't real.

Oh, yes.
Mm-hmm.
Nah, nah.

BRANDON:
Real chest.
It's the only way.

Uh, excuse me.
Shh.

How am I supposed
to move this?

You...

pick it up like that, all right?

And then you
drag it out.

Can you do it?
Uh, he-he can do it.

Drag it out.
It's-it's foam,

I-I didn't know
it was foam.
Yes.

David, is there anything
we can do to help you, man?

Shoot me, please.

FERNANDO:
Let's move it,
Martin,

while I still got
some light!

Martin, get over here!

Right. Yeah?
Donna, Donna,

Donna, stay with it, baby,
you're doing a great job.

Oh, you had to say
that, thanks.

FERNANDO:
Martin, now!

You know, Steve,

you might want to think
about putting a shirt on,

you're getting
awful red, buddy.

Nah, it's just
a base.
Mm-hmm.

Hey, you guys see
that guy on the boat?

BRANDON:
Yeah, so?

He's just a prop.

He's totally hot.

If you say so.

Okay, you guys, can
you please help me
with the tikis?

Yeah.
Yeah, sure.

I just did my nails,
sorry.

Thanks.

Booga, booga, booga.

Put the tiki, the big one

further back.

Put the big tiki
in the back!

And will someone

please get some shade
on those girls?

Their faces, their makeup
is gonna melt.

I'll get it.

DONNA:
Steve!

Your prop!

FERNANDO:
Martin!

What're you doing?

I got it.

Somebody help.

Uh, all righty.

FERNANDO:
What're you doing?

Martin!
I got it. I got it. I got it.

Oh, my... God!

David, put
that one up

like the other one
over there.
Whoa!

Uh...

Okay. Hello?

(screams)

(grunting)

I got it.

I got this.

Okay.

No, no, Martin,
Martin, help

the girls on to the boat!

♪ ♪

Oh.

(air hissing)
Oh. God.

Come on.

Uh, don't...
don't panic.
I can't swim.

I can't swim.

Guys.

(screaming)
I can't swim!

(screaming)

Help!

DAVID:
Donna.

Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm okay.

Come on, come on, come on,
come on. Here, I got it.

You okay?

MAN:
I got this one,
huh, guys?

Are you okay?
Are you okay?

BRANDON:
You all right?

What's
your name?
Sonia.

Sonia?

Come on.

(coughing)

BRANDON:
You okay?
You all right?

Well, that's
gratitude.

Oh, she's
just scared.

Val, can I get
a towel?

Oh, thanks.
A good one.

Cool. Come on, bud.

You idiot!

You're incredibly stupid!

You are worthless!

Mr. Caldero, I can explain.
I'm sorry, and I'll-I'll....

Please shut up, Miss Martin.

You ruined the whole
photo shoot.

You're stupid!

Hey! Hey,
mellow out.

Aren't you being a little
hard on these guys?

Who asked for your opinion,
jackass?

Look, being an overrated,
under-talented photographer

does not give you the right
to abuse anyone, including me.

Get out of my face!

I think you'd better get out of
here before you get hurt, man.

FERNANDO:
Oh, yeah?

Who's gonna do it?

Is it gonna be you?

Huh?
(grunts)

Not my eye!

You're gonna hear
from my lawyers, you hear me?

And you, Martin--
you're finished!

(panting)

My life's over.

No, Donna. It's okay.

MAN:
Look, I'm sorry, guys.

I didn't mean
to screw things
up for you.

Hey, hey, hey, man, uh,
he-he had it coming.

Thanks a lot.

I'm David Silver.
Noah Hunter.

This is Donna Martin,
Valerie Malone.
Hey. Thanks.

Brandon Walsh
and Steve Sanders.

Hey, thanks for your
help out there, man.

NOAH:
I wasn't doing
much else anyway.

Nice to meet you.

Nice meeting you.

Hey, man, you got
to put a shirt on.

The sun's doing
a number on you.

Yeah. I'm feeling
a little toasty. Aah!

BRANDON:
Hey, can we buy
you a beer later?

Sure. Where you
guys staying?

Oh, the Hilton
Hawaiian Village.

All right.

I'll catch you later.

Don, you okay?

Oh, no, uh-uh.

Oh, lobster boy?

Maybe his last one
was Delvecchio.

Because I don't know.

He came in with that right hand.

It was a pretty good one--
little eh.

Mm, mm,
mm, mm, mm.
Right there.

Brandon?

Tracy.

Hi.
Tracy,
how you doing?

Wow. What are
you doing here?

I could ask you
the same question.

Hey, Steve.
Tracy.

Val.
Hi. How
are you?

What a surprise.

TRACY:
Is the whole gang here?

(laughs)

(chuckles)

(sighs)

(sniffles)

This is possibly the worst day
of my entire life.

(sniffles)

Donna, come on.

None of it was
your fault.

It was all my fault.

(sighs)

What was I thinking that I could
actually pull this off?

I could actually fake it
with Fernando Caldero.

What was I thinking?

Donna, come on.

The guy was a jerk.

I'm the jerk.

(sniffles)

God, I'm so embarrassed.

What am I supposed
to tell Vanessa?

That she lost one
of her biggest clients

and best photographers

'cause she hired
a complete idiot?

Donna, come on.

David...

(sniffles)

Please, I just...

(sighs)

I just want to be alone, okay?

(sniffles)

(sighs)

Trace.

It's so good to see you.

Yeah. You, too.
Where's Kelly?

Ah, she stayed home. She
couldn't make the trip.

Oh, that's too bad.
Yeah.

Well, come here.
I want you to meet Eric.

All right.
Hey, Eric.

Eric Andersen,
Brandon Walsh.

Brandon, it's nice to meet you.

BRANDON:
Yeah, good to meet you,
too, man.

How's it going?
Excellent.

Good.

Eric's my fiancé.

Fiancé?

You don't say?
Yeah.

That's great.
Congratulations.

TRACY:
We're getting married
next month.

He's going
to grad school

at U.H., so we're going
to be living here.

Fantastic.
That's fantastic.

Well, you got yourself
a great girl here.

Yeah, I know.

Look, I have a few more
phone calls to make.

Why don't you two stay
here and, uh, catch up?
Okay.

Oh, hey, listen, we're, uh...
going to Waimea Falls tomorrow.

Maybe you and your friends
might want to, uh, join us.

Oh, yes, you have to.
It's so beautiful.

Yeah, sure.
It sounds great.

Excellent.
It was good meeting you.

BRANDON:
You, too.
Bye.

We'll see
you later.
Isn't he great?

I can't believe
you're getting married.

Congratulations.
Thank you.

Ah, I hope we
didn't interrupt.

No.
No. No,
not at all.

Val.
Hi, sweetie.

Hey.
Hi.

God, when are we going
to catch up?

Oh, how about now?

Yeah, uh, pre-sunset
sightseeing?

Well, I would love to,
but I can't right now.

But we're still on
for tomorrow, right?
Absolutely.

I'll call you, okay?
Okay.

Bye.
STEVE:
Bye.

She looks great.
Copy that.

Of course, she's no Kelly.

Sorry.

Donna?

(sighs)

Vanessa, uh, what are
you doing out of bed?

Here, come-come
in and sit down.

(sniffles)

Your young man told me
all about it.

He did?

Presumptuous of him,
of course.

Impulsive
without question.

And necessary?

Absolutely.

Does my head
look big to you?

It feels like it
weighs 300 pounds.

Vanessa, I, um...

I don't know how to begin
apologizing.

VANESSA:
No.

I came to apologize to you.

I am so
sorry, Donna.

It was completely
unfair

of me to put you
in that position.

What happened on the beach
this morning

was entirely my fault.

Not yours by
any means.

And I take full responsibility
for it

and for the awful embarrassment

I must have caused you.

I truly hope
that you can forgive me.

I don't know what to say.

Thank you would be... good.

(laughs)

Thank you.

You're welcome.

Ugh! This is so lame.

What?

Not what. Who. Us.

We're pathetic.

What are you
talking about?

I mean, here we are
in the most beautiful,

romantic place in the world,
and we're with each other.

So?

Are we missing
something here?

Yes we're missing
something.

Kelly?
Oh, thanks, Val.

You know I didn't mean it
like that, Brandon.

Uh-huh,
right.

You know, I don't
have a clue

what you're talking about,
woman.

Okay, let me sum it up
for you in one word-- Clare.

Oh, that's gonna
leave a mark.

I mean, look at me.

I'm young, beautiful,
intelligent,

and I'm here alone
with you guys.

Now, why is that?

Just lucky,
I guess.

(laughing)

There's Noah.
Let's go

buy him that beer
that we owe him.
No, no, no, no, guys. Uh-uh.

What?
Bluntly?

Get lost.

What?

Steve, I think
Miss Malone wants

to pay him a
private social call,

if you know what
I'm saying.
Ah.

That's why I love you.
Thank you.

Shall I wait up for you,
my sweet?

Not if I get lucky.

Play safe.

(sighs)

So, did you
get the number

of the girl at the airport
who gave you the lei?

No.
Don't you feel
cheap and used?

(laughing)

Hi.

Hi.

Oh, right,
it's you.

Valerie Malone.

I-I met you at the photo shoot
on the beach?

Yeah, that's it.

What's up?

Nothing. Uh, may I?

Yeah, just take
your shoes off.

Okay.

I think you missed
a spot over there.

Well, I'll keep doing it
till I get it right.

Yeah, practice makes perfect.

(laughs)

Those kind of come-on's work
in Beverly Hills?

Usually.

They work here, too.

So, how did you know
I was from Beverly Hills?

That obvious, huh?
Oh.

That and the way
you let your friends

get all beat up
at the photo thing.

You just sat
on your butt

and didn't swing
into action

till the whole thing was over.

Did someone send over
a dossier on me?

They didn't have to.

It's written
all over your face.

Which, as

you already know,
is incredibly beautiful.

So does that kind of line
work in Hawaii?

Usually.

Wine or beer?

Wine.

Come on, I got
some below deck.

Hmm. Oh, I
love your boat.

Oh, it's not mine.

I just sailed over
for some rich guy.

Well, do you
have a boat?

Not like this one.

Mike Tyson on
her ear, man.

She had a hell of a
swing for a little girl.

Well, maybe if you
hadn't grabbed her.

I... I did
not grab her.

I caught her
from falling.

Well, maybe if you hadn't
knocked her off her barstool.

I didn't

knock her,
I... I... nudged her.

Nudged her
by grabbing her...
Hey!

I didn't grab anything,
and who's side are you on?

You know,

you might want
to put some ice on that

before it swells.
Room service?

Yeah, order some more beer.

You sure you want more beer?

I'm still standing, right?

Yeah, but you're listing.

Which way?

Left.

Left.

Two more ought to do it then.

Beer it is.

Hey, Brandon, you know
what really fries my eggs?

No.

You.

Me.

Yeah, we're-we're
here in Hawaii

and I-I feel like I'm alone.

Down at the bar, I felt like
I was drinking all by myself.

When-when are you gonna
loosen up?

We're in Hawaii.

We're gonna go home
in a few days.

Yeah, we're going home, Steve.

But home to what?

Do you have a job to go home to?

When you put it that way, no.

Do any of us?

You're still bummed
about the Times.

The Times, the Chronicle,

the Herald Tribune,
the Union.

It wasn't supposed
to be like this, man.

You're supposed
to get out of college

and get a job, and just go on
with your life.

Yeah, where's that written?

School, job, marriage,
kids, mortgage.

Maybe that's your plan,
but it's not mine.

I'm gonna explore
my options,

see what life
holds for me.

You know what your trouble is?

You make too many plans.

It's like setting yourself
up for a disappointment.

You need to step back.

See what comes to you.

Uh-huh.

The huntress home
from the hunt.

So, darling, did you
bag the big one?

Would you put a cork in it?

Oh, that's kinky.

No luck, huh?

That's not it at all.

Just that he had plans
he couldn't get out of.

He's coming with us
tomorrow.

That's great.

You okay?
Mmm.

My friend here is waxing
philosophical.

Not exactly the
best quality

in a drinking buddy.
You want to talk about it?

No.

Why don't you guys
get some sleep?

I'll see you
tomorrow.

That's what we
should do.

An awfully small bed
for such big pillows.

Brandon, will you do me
a favor, please?

Take Romeo with you, huh?

Feel like doing charity
work tonight?

Why?

'Cause I'm in need of
a little charity.

(laughing):
You're so pathetic.

I'm sorry Eric
couldn't make it.

Oh, me, too.
They called him in

for some last minute
orientation.
Mm-hmm.

Did you tell Noah what
time we were leaving?

I'm not worried,
he'll be here.

Hey, right,
there he is.

Room for one more?

Always. Hey.
Yeah, jump in man.

Glad you could
make it.

Watch your heads,
ladies.

Mahalo, Captain.

♪ I like the way ♪

♪ You look when ♪

♪ You're looking at me
that way ♪

♪ I like the way
you come across ♪

♪ Come across... ♪

Cool, let's get in it.

Going for it. Whoo-hoo!

♪ I gotta take a ride
on the wild side ♪

♪ Enter from the back door ♪

♪ Oh, I like the way you fly ♪

♪ I could drive ♪

♪ Push it just a little more ♪

♪ Oh, you gotta take a ride ♪

♪ All night ♪

♪ Take it down to the floor ♪

♪ Oh, I like the way you fly ♪

♪ Catch me ♪

♪ Backseat taxi ♪

♪ I like the way
you slip and slide ♪

♪ I need you... ♪

KELLY:
Donna,

I appreciate you calling,
but I think you're forgetting

Brandon broke up with Tracy,

not the other way around.

(water running)

It sure didn't look that way
to me.

They're just friends.

That's what friends do--
they hang out, they have fun.

I hope you're right, Kel.

No, Donna, I trust Brandon.

I trust him completely.

Uh, Kel, David just got done
with his shower.

Yeah, I don't want him to know
that I called you

so I should go.

Okay.
All right.

I'll see you
in a couple of days.

Okay.
Bye.

(Steve groaning)

I tried to warn
you, amigo.

The sun out here is
a lot different

than it is back home.

Tell that to my back.

Ah, don't worry
about it.

David and Noah will
be back soon

with some stuff
the locals use.

Maybe if I'm lucky,
I'll be dead by then.

(screams)

Just relax.

It's gonna take
a few minutes to work.

What is that stuff?

Uh, kukui nut oil
and aloe vera.

All right,
that should do it.

Thanks, Noah.

You know you should put
some more on him

in a couple hours.

Me?
Well, yeah.

Aren't you and him,
uh...?
Me and him?

Are you kidding?

I don't think so.

I love you, too, Val.

Uh, Noah...

Hey, listen, um,

you know I think he's gonna
probably be useless tonight.

Do you want to get
something to eat?

Maybe show me a little
bit of the island?

I'd love to, but I can't.

I-I've got stuff to do.

Oh, well, that's too bad.

'Cause, you know, I'm leaving
in a couple of days.

I'll tell you what,

why don't I take you and
your friends tomorrow

to see places on this island
that no one has ever seen.

Oh, that'd be great.

Um, you know I think my
friends are busy tomorrow,

but I would love
to see the island.

All right, you're on.

I hope so.

This is unbelievable.

Yeah, the ancient Hawaiians
used these valleys

for their fertility
rituals.

Well, I can see why.

Uh, pardon the cliché,

but, uh, do you
come here often?

It's been a
long time.

Not since...

Since what?

Uh, not since the
last time.

Come on down here, I want
to show you something.
What about them?

Don't worry about them.
They'll be okay.

Okay.
Come on.

(horse snorting)

Oh, wow.

You know I think I've seen
the most beautiful place

on the island, and then you
show me a better one.

Yeah, it is,
isn't it?

Oh, it's...

incredibly romantic.

I can't believe I have to leave
in two days.

You'll be back.

Besides I'm planning a trip
to LA.

Really?
I got a job offer

prepping a 50-footer to Tahiti.

Well, if you need
a place to stay...

Thanks.

I'll find something.

What? What is it?

It's nothing.

In fact... everything
is just right.

No, I just...

You know you're starting
to give me a complex.

In spite of myself,

I'm really attracted to you.

Then, uh, what's the problem?

There's no problem.

I... just can't make love
to a woman I hardly know.

It's a thing I have.

I-I can't help it.

Hey, it's not you,
it's me, okay?

No really, Brandon,
you dumping me is the best thing

that could have
ever happened.
Come on, Trace,

don't put it that way.

You make it sound so... cruel.

Well, to tell you the truth,
at the time, I thought it was.

It's okay.

I told him everything.

Yeah.

Is this, uh, is this
where I thank you?

Thank me for what?

For letting Tracy go...

to me.

You know how funny life is?

I mean, it wasn't
until I met Eric,

that I finally
understood

what you felt for Kelly.

And then I realized that
it was the best feeling

that you could possibly have.

You're very lucky
to have her, Brandon.

Just like you guys are lucky
to have each other.

Get out of here.

No, no, no,
this one's on me.

Oh, thanks.

Hey.

Well, well.

Isn't this a pretty
picture.

Kel? What are you
doing here?

Maybe I should ask you
the same thing.

I can't believe
you're here.

Hmm, I bet you can't.

Wait, let me guess.
Valerie call?

No. Donna.

Donna?
Mm-hmm.

Kelly, let me explain...

Explain what?

Well, for starters, this
is Eric Andersen.

Tracy's fiancé.

Fiancé?

Fiancé.
ERIC: Hi.

Kelly, is it?

Nice to meet you.

I am so embarrassed.

You should be.

(laughs)

Can we buy you guys
a mai tai?

Come on.

I know it sounds
like such a cliché,

but why does love make
such fools of us?

When you figure
that one out,

I think you'll solve
the world's problems, baby.

Mmm.

Hmm.

Her fiancé.
Oh, yes.

(laughs)
(chuckles)

God, I was so
embarrassed.

I feel like such a jerk.

I don't think
women can be jerks.

I think that's-that's a right
reserved for us men.

You know before
you got here,

I had a lot of, uh,
time to think.

Yeah?
Yeah.

Think about what?

Do you really
want to know?

Yeah.

Wallpaper.
(giggles)

I think I liked the one
on the right better,

didn't you?
Yeah.

Yeah, you did.
Yeah.

It was much nicer.
Mm-hmm.

(birds chirping)

What are all those
viny things?

See 'em all over
the place.
They're banyan vines.

Some are about
a hundred years old.

See, they grow down
from the branches

and actually plant themselves
in the ground.

Kind of like extra
tree trunks.

Well, it's too bad
Kelly didn't come.

She wanted to take Tracy
to breakfast to apologize.

Can't say I blame her.

Where's he taking us?

To the second most beautiful
place on the island.

God, you should have
seen the first.

Okay, so tell me
that I'm crazy.

You're crazy.
Thank you.

Noah?

Noah?

Well, look at him!
I mean, he's-he's cute,

and sexy and funny
and, oh,

God, look at that butt.

The whole thing makes
a lot of sense.

Yeah, well you know what
he does for a living?
Nope.

He fixes boats.

I mean, he sails them
for rich owners.

Now why couldn't he
be a rich owner?

I mean, he's as broke as...

as I am.
Valerie, there's
nothing wrong

with not having money.

Well, there's nothing
great about it, either.

Brandon, I can't.

I mean, at this point
in my life,

I can't get involved
with anybody

without a substantial
bank account.

What's wrong with me?

Watch yourselves
over here.

It gets pretty dense
and dangerous.

(birds chirping)

BRANDON:
Man, this rain forest

is incredible.

VALERIE:
Ugh, enough of
these vines.

Where's this place
already?
Relax, Val,

it can't be that
much further.

David, you can't move back
in with your dad.
Ow.

You're gonna hate it.
Donna, what am I
supposed to do?

Huh? Come on, I told you

I'm not gonna pressure you
anymore, and I'm not,

but I've got to live
somewhere

and at least with my parents
the rent's cheap.

Oh, man.

Check out these
banyan vines.

These have gotta be at least
a hundred feet long.

Are you trying to change
the subject on me?

(laughing):
No.

Oh, great

What's wrong?

Oh, my shoelace
is untied.

(under breath):
Oh, great.

Do me a favor,
go, uh,

go stop everyone,
all right?

Tell 'em I'll be right
with you guys.
Okay, hurry up.

(under breath):
Oh, great.

(vine snaps)
Oh!

I'm gonna go back and see
what's keeping him.

No.

We'll all go back.

Go.

BRANDON:
Where did you
guys stop?

A little further
up here.

Here, we stopped right
here by this rock.

Well, maybe he went
back to the car.

For a shoelace,
Steve?

David! David!

VALERIE:
Why would he go back?

What if something
happened to him?

David!

DONNA:
What?

You see something?

No, no, it's nothing.

Um... Steve, take
Val and Donna--

take 'em back
to the car.

If David's not there,
call the HPD,

and tell 'em there's
a hiker missing.

STEVE:
Yeah. Come on.

Careful.

Let's do it.

Uh, whoa!

(breathing heavily)

Whoa, whoa, whoa,
be careful, man.

Be careful,
it's slippery.

Thanks, partner.

You got it.

BRANDON:
There he is.

David.

David? David?

Take it easy,
take it easy.

I got you.
I got you. I got you.

Take it easy.
Where are you hurt?
(groans)

Everywhere, everywhere.
Where are you hurt?

(grunting)

Any sharp pains?

Nah. No.
Your neck?
Your back, okay?

No, it's okay, it's fine.
It's fine.

I don't think
we should move him.

We have to,
it's a tidal stream.

The tide's coming in.

Can you walk, bro?

I don't know.
Want to try?

Yeah.
Okay.

Ow! Ow! Ow!
My ankle!

I don't know how long
it's gonna take them
to find us back here.

You up for it?

Come on, David.
Here we go.

Ow! Oh, easy.

Here we go.

Hey, wait.
Guys, guys, guys,
here they are.

David!

Hey!

Hey, grab a leg, buddy.

Easy, easy, easy, easy, easy.
David, are you okay?

Oh, I'm fine, I'm fine.

You're all cut up.
Yeah, I know. I know.

Thanks, man.

Thank you for saving
my butt back there.
You got it.

Let's go.

♪ ♪

(trilling)

(gasps)

Wow.

Oh, that's gonna
leave a mark.

(exclaims)

(applause and whistling)

♪ ♪

(laughs):
Well...

You can't imagine
how scared I was.

Yeah, I can.

I was, I was
pretty scared, too.

I'm telling them.

My parents.

When we get back,
I'm gonna tell them.

Donna, you don't have to.

No. I want to.

Just the... the thought
of losing you...

not having you near me...

You're gonna move in
with me, okay?

Okay.

Oh, thank you.

Thanks.

(applause)

Mahalo!

Hey, sit over here.
Hey, guys.

We'll make room,
I'll get a chair.

David, I never thought
I'd hear myself say this,

but, uh, you could
stand to lose

a few pounds.

Brandon!

Does it still hurt?

Only when I'm awake.

Oh, well, maybe
you should try one
of these fancy drinks

with the umbrellas
to help you ease your pain.

Uh, I thought Noah
was going to be here.

I really wanted
to thank him again.

He's probably got
a hull to scrape
or something.

Ah, there's
Barnacle Bill right now.

Hey, guys.

Hey.

Noah, this is Kelly.
Kelly, Noah.
Hi.

How're you doing?

We were beginning to think
you weren't gonna make it.

I had to wait for Keoni
to get back from work.

Keoni, the group.

Hi.
ALL:
Hi.

Hi, nice to meet you.
NOAH:
Steve, I want you to meet

a friend of mine,
Keoni Kamura.
Keoni, Steve.

Aloha.

Hi.
Hi.

I told her all about you.
She's loves blondes.

Oh, dude.
Valerie, I told you.

There is a God.

Care to join me
for a drink?

I'd love to.

So, what'll it be?

♪ ♪

BRANDON:
So we're leaving tomorrow, bro.

You gotta keep in touch.

I'd better.
I'm coming with you guys.

I made reservations already.

Really? You're
taking that job?
Yeah.

Well, if you need
a place to stay,

we have an extra bedroom.
I'll probably
be working

down at the marina.
I don't think it's...

The marina? Well, my parents
have a boat down there.

They hardly use it.
You could stay on it.

I mean, I don't
want to impose.

Well, it's no imposition.

I'll call when
we get upstairs.

Ladies and gentlemen,

we would like for you to join us
in wishing a very

happy hauoli la hanau,
that's Hawaiian

for "happy birthday"
to Ms. Kelly Taylor.

(applause)

WOMAN (over P.A.):
Flight 29 from Honolulu

is now arriving at Gate 93.

DONNA:
So my parents are thrilled

that you're going to be
staying on their boat.

And in fact, my dad said
he'd like to pay you

to do some
maintenance on it.

Sounds great, thanks.

No problem.

So you guys
all live together?

No, no, Donna
and I are staying

at the beach.
VALERIE:
And the rest of us

are one big, happy family.

Isn't that right, Kel?

If you say so, Val.

You never told me exactly
what it is you do.

Well, you know,
a little of this

and a little of that.

I'm kind of in between
careers right now.

Hey, Kel, we're, uh,
we're over here.

All right.
I'll see you at home.

Bye.
See you, guys.

Aloha.

Aloha!

You must be exhausted

after your long
two-day vacation.

It just means we'll need
another one real soon.

Absolutely.

You know what I was
thinking about on the plane?

What?
How much I love you.

And I can't wait
to get you home.

Oh, I can't wait
to be gotten.

Oh, man, are
you kidding me?

You know, why don't
we just catch a ride
with Steve and Valerie?

We'll deal with this
tomorrow.
No, no, no.

Come on, we'll
change it right now.

It'll take two seconds.
Brandon, I'm tired.

I know you're tired.

Want me to teach you
how to change a tire?

No, not particularly.

But if there's anything
I can do to help you,

you just let me know.
Okay.

(glass breaking)

What was that?

I don't know.

(engine starting)

Brandon, don't.

What the hell you
looking at, man?

Nothing.

I got a flat tire, that's all.

No problem.

Come on, man, get in.

God, that was scary.

Yeah, what do you say we just
get this tire changed

and get out of here, huh?

(gunshots)

Kel, I got you. I got you.

Okay.
(groaning)

Kelly, it's okay, it's okay.

(crying)
It's okay.

It's okay, it's all right.

It's okay, it's all right.
Stay with me.

Stay with me, Kel.

Kelly, you gotta stay with me.

Kelly, Kelly, look at me.

Look at me,
you gotta stay with me, Kelly.

Kelly! Kelly!

Guys, call 911.

Call 911.
Where's the phone?
Where's the phone?

Kel? Kel?

Come on, baby.
Come on, baby.

Come on, stay with me.

Kel? Kel?