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Hmm.
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Man, space is cool and all,
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but the VHS selection sucks.
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Man, the selection
in this video store sucks.
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Tired of watching
the same old movie?
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Yeah.
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Tired of walking
around like a sucker?
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Yeah.
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Then it's time
to try Hover Boots!
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♪ Hover Boots
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♪ You'll get caught up in the
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♪ Hover Boots
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♪ Hover Boots
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♪ Hover Boots!!
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Disclaimer... Hover Boots
are extremely dangerous.
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Aah!
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Oh, what? Denied?
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How much do these cost?
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500 space creds.
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How much do we have?
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Negative-200 space creds.
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Ugh!
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Sir, that's just a coupon.
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Sir, no, that's just a hat.
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Aah!
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Sir, no, your arm doesn't have
any credits on it.
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Just give us the boots!
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Rigby, no!
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Security!
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Dude, we have to get
those hover boots.
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Hey, Pops, can you transfer us
500 space creds each
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for some hover boots?
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Hover boots?
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I'm afraid not.
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You'll trip and fall.
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I don't loan creds.
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Yeah.
And you'll sprain your ankles.
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Feel like this would set a bad
precedent for our relationship.
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No way. You two have to learn
the value of a space credit.
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What is the value
of a space credit?
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Uh, look, I don't know.
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Just don't waste your money
on junk!
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Maybe these hover boots
aren't worth it.
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Maybe you're right.
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Dudes, check out
my sweet new moves.
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Whoo-hoo!
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You know, the fact that
they're so dangerous
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only seems
to make them more fun.
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Sweet kicks, mon.
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There's a party going down
at the Jamaican dome tonight.
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You should stop by.
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All the coolest domers
are gonna be there,
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and you guys
are definitely cool.
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Oh, sweet!
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Hey, I want to go to the party.
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Uh... no.
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It's more of a small thing.
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Ugh, I want it
more than ever now!
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Ugh! How are we gonna get
any space credits?
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If you're willing to work
for the creds,
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I heard Professor Jacobs
in the greenhouse
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is looking for some help
with a secret project.
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Hm! Hm-Hm! Hm-Hm!
Hm-Hm-Hm-Hm-Hm!
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In this greenhouse,
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we have vegetation
from every ecosystem on Earth.
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So, what, you need us to prune
your trees or something?
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Something like that.
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Restricted access?
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Whoooooooa!
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Huh?
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Aah!
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Stay behind the yellow line
and you'll be safe.
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What is that?
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A little experiment
of my own design.
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Unfortunately,
it ate Dr. Craig Jacobs,
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my lab mate and my...
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husband.
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So, you want us to kill it?
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Kill it?!
My baby?!
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No! Never!
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I nursed it from a seedling.
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It represents the very pinnacle
of vegetative development.
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No. I need you to help me rescue
Craig by going inside it.
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How we gonna do that?
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By letting it eat you.
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I'll pay you
500 space creds each.
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Okay, we'll do it.
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♪
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Here are your lasers.
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When you find Craig,
just radio me,
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and I'll turn this winch on
to pull you back out.
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Now, if Craig is not alive,
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please bring back the
family necklace he had with him.
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It means a lot to me.
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If Craig's dead,
do we still get the creds?
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Ow!
Dude!
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What the heck, man?
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I'm just trying
to iron out the details.
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Don't worry.
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We'll bring you back
anything we find... promise.
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Oh, thank you.
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Uh, maybe hover boots
aren't really worth all this.
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Dude, it's
about more than the shoes.
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It's about rescuing
that weird woman's husband
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or brother or whatever.
I wasn't listening.
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It's about never having to walk
to places ever again.
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It's about looking so cool that
we get invited to big parties.
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And it's
about getting those things
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by using these sweet lasers.
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You're right.
Let's do this.
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Aah! Aah!
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It's so gross!
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Dude, get your elbow
out of my face!
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Aah! Aah!
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Aah! Aah!
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Ow.
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Whoa.
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Uh, I'm scared.
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Let's just get this over with.
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Just think about all the sweet
hover tricks we're gonna do
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once we get
all those space creds!
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Hover boots! Hover boots!
Hover boots! Hover boots!
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Hover boots! Hover boots!
Hover boots!
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What?!
That's insane.
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Everybody knows you find
the Sword of Unbreakability
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in the third dungeon
by beating the boss
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and pressing up, down, left,
right, B, A, B, A, B, A, start,
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unplugging controller one,
plugging it back in,
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and hitting select and start
at the same time.
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No, dude.
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That's how you get
the Wand of Unusual Effect,
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not the Sword of Unbreakability.
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I feel like I don't even know
who you are right now.
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Shh!
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Did you hear that?
You shh!
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Shh!
Shh!
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Shh!
Stop talking!
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Hey, I think
I just heard something.
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Yeah, no doy!
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Uh...
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Dude, nice job.
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Uh, maybe we should
walk a little faster.
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No, let's walk a lot faster.
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Aah! Aah!
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Dude, what is that?!
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Aah! Aah!
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Uh-oh. Aah!
What do we do?
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Dude, we have lasers.
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Oh, right.
Time to take out the...
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Oh, wait.
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Time to...
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Smoke some bugs?
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Time to smoke some bugs.
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♪
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Whoooooooa!
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Rigby, look out!
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Wha-a-a-a-t?
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Whoa!
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That spear almost hit me
in the face!
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Whoa.
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Hey, thanks, man.
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Hey, are you Craig?
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Craig?
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Craig.
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Yes, that... that's what they
called me outside the plant.
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Oh, cool. Your wife, Jessica,
sent us to rescue you.
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My wife?
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Um, we were...
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Wait, wait.
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Phew!
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Dang, I nearly busted a gut
over here.
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Oh, sorry.
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I've just been stuck down here
alone for so long.
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Just me and those dumb bugs.
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Whoa, okay, man.
Take it easy.
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Uh...
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What were we talking about?
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We were about to...
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Jessica.
That's right.
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Yeah. She was my wife,
but not anymore!
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Not after the incident.
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Jess, this has gone too far.
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I mean, look at this thing.
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It's unnatural.
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Don't you dare say that
about our baby.
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Ever since we got to space,
these experiments
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have gotten further and further
out of control.
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It needs to stop!
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And this abomination needs
to be destroyed!
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You'll never take my baby away
from me.
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Never!
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No!
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You always loved this necklace
more than me.
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Now you'll never see it again!
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No!
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It feels like
it only happened yesterday.
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When did this happen?
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Yesterday.
Wait. What?
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How'd you lose
your clothes already?
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Yeah, you look terrible.
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Living in space is one thing,
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but living in a giant monster
plant messes you up, man.
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Uh... well, we're just doing this
to make some space creds, so...
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Jessica doesn't have any money.
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Ah, what?
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She only sent you down here to
get her diamond necklace back.
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She spent all her money
on this gross plant.
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But if you guys help me
get out of here,
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I'll pay you
whatever she offered.
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Uh... all right.
Deal.
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Yeah, we don't really care
as long as we get paid.
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Now let's get the heck
out of here.
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Come in, Jessica.
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We're ready for evac.
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I repeat.
We're ready for evac. Over.
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♪
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Uh-oh.
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Hello, boys.
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Why don't you slide that laser
pack over nice and slowly?
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No problem.
We don't want any trouble.
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Very good.
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Now, where's my necklace?
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Don't worry.
We got it right there.
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Craig?
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You're... You're alive?
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Looking for this?
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Give me that necklace, Craig,
or else!
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Jess, please, stop this madness.
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You were a good person once.
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Remember when we got to space?
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That was an entire week ago,
Craig.
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I've changed.
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Now it's just me and my plants.
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My necklace!
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Aah!
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Rigby, over here!
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Ha, ha!
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Hey, lady.
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Catch!
240
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Finally.
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Oh, no.
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Jess, no!
Look out!
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Jess! Aah!
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Ooh. Ooh.
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Aah!
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I'm coming, Jess!
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Ooh.
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Hang on, Jess!
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I've got ya!
250
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After everything I did,
you still want to save me?
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Of course, Jess.
252
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I can't live another day
without you.
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Oh, Craig.
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Let's just start a new life
together inside this plant.
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Do you really mean it?
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Yes.
Let's never be apart again.
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Look, I know you guys just went
on a roller coaster of emotions,
258
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but is someone gonna pay us?
259
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Yeah, we're trying
to buy some hover boots.
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Sure. I'll transfer the creds
right now.
261
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But, oh, be careful!
262
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I heard those things
are really dangerous!
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Pfft.
Dangerous?
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These aren't dangerous.
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Hm-Hm! Hm-Hm! Hm!
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Oh! Oh!
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