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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:50,406 --> 00:01:52,872 Good morning, ladies. 2 00:01:52,974 --> 00:01:54,179 Hello. 3 00:01:55,376 --> 00:01:56,680 Hello! 4 00:01:59,520 --> 00:02:00,520 Thank you. 5 00:02:45,592 --> 00:02:47,463 Babe. 6 00:02:48,332 --> 00:02:49,830 I need a second opinion. 7 00:02:49,932 --> 00:02:51,764 Oh. Okay. 8 00:03:00,278 --> 00:03:03,413 What is it? 9 00:03:03,515 --> 00:03:06,782 Um, it's a Douglas fir parfait. 10 00:03:06,884 --> 00:03:09,320 Oh. 11 00:03:13,191 --> 00:03:14,398 - Darling, what time is it? - Please. 12 00:03:14,422 --> 00:03:15,502 Please can you just try it? 13 00:03:49,496 --> 00:03:50,724 Hmm. 14 00:04:01,875 --> 00:04:03,138 Okay. 15 00:04:03,240 --> 00:04:05,771 So no gush or trickle or fluid 16 00:04:05,873 --> 00:04:08,109 or unusual amount of dampness in your underwear? 17 00:04:08,211 --> 00:04:09,943 Mucus plug? 18 00:04:13,447 --> 00:04:16,887 Who even are you? 19 00:04:16,989 --> 00:04:19,318 Erm, okay. 20 00:04:19,420 --> 00:04:20,688 Fluids? 21 00:04:21,722 --> 00:04:22,865 Didn't you just ask me that question? 22 00:04:22,889 --> 00:04:25,026 - No, to drink. Have you... - No, nothing. 23 00:04:25,128 --> 00:04:26,826 Jesus. 24 00:04:28,133 --> 00:04:29,367 Make sure you keep drinking. 25 00:04:30,597 --> 00:04:31,768 Okay. 26 00:04:35,341 --> 00:04:38,076 So as and when you, erm... You have any... 27 00:04:38,178 --> 00:04:39,942 Yeah, you'll be the first to know. 28 00:04:44,745 --> 00:04:46,450 Good to go on that. 29 00:04:49,850 --> 00:04:51,422 Just a little more. 30 00:04:52,124 --> 00:04:54,119 - Table five. - Yes, Chef. 31 00:04:56,025 --> 00:04:57,296 Sauce? 32 00:05:03,062 --> 00:05:05,065 Right, that's ready for service. 33 00:05:06,303 --> 00:05:07,382 Don't look so terrified, Chef. 34 00:05:07,406 --> 00:05:09,506 - That's fucking majestic. - Thank you, Chef. 35 00:05:23,384 --> 00:05:24,990 Chef? 36 00:05:25,092 --> 00:05:26,990 Do you need anything? 37 00:05:27,092 --> 00:05:28,126 No, I'm fine, I'm fine. 38 00:05:28,228 --> 00:05:29,788 Leave me alone. Go back to your station. 39 00:05:34,397 --> 00:05:38,101 So what happens now? 40 00:05:38,203 --> 00:05:39,665 I'm going to recommend 41 00:05:39,767 --> 00:05:42,071 starting with a course of chemotherapy. 42 00:05:42,173 --> 00:05:43,737 Why not just remove it? 43 00:05:43,839 --> 00:05:46,536 Sorry, I mean, why... Why can't we just operate? 44 00:05:46,638 --> 00:05:48,713 - Honestly? - Yeah. 45 00:05:48,815 --> 00:05:50,514 It's too big. 46 00:05:50,616 --> 00:05:53,982 The first thing we have to do is shrink it. 47 00:05:54,084 --> 00:05:55,352 Slow it down. 48 00:05:55,454 --> 00:05:58,049 Once we achieve that, then we can operate. 49 00:05:59,256 --> 00:06:00,717 And then... And then what? 50 00:06:00,819 --> 00:06:02,487 Once you recover from surgery, 51 00:06:02,589 --> 00:06:03,687 you'll need to complete 52 00:06:03,790 --> 00:06:06,564 another course of chemotherapy. 53 00:06:06,666 --> 00:06:09,195 We really don't want to be leaving anything behind here. 54 00:06:11,533 --> 00:06:14,337 Given this is a reoccurrence, 55 00:06:14,439 --> 00:06:16,573 we need an aggressive treatment plan. 56 00:06:19,372 --> 00:06:20,544 Okay. 57 00:06:22,408 --> 00:06:23,775 So... 58 00:06:23,877 --> 00:06:26,349 Just to check that I... It would go... 59 00:06:26,451 --> 00:06:28,051 A course of chemotherapy... 60 00:06:28,153 --> 00:06:29,748 Followed by surgery, 61 00:06:29,850 --> 00:06:33,117 followed by another, hopefully final... 62 00:06:34,426 --> 00:06:36,146 - course of chemotherapy? - Correct. 63 00:06:36,193 --> 00:06:37,429 Okay, great. 64 00:06:38,624 --> 00:06:40,091 And what about work? 65 00:06:42,066 --> 00:06:43,294 What about work? 66 00:06:43,963 --> 00:06:46,534 Well, how much time off, do you think, 67 00:06:46,636 --> 00:06:49,170 realistically, we should be considering? 68 00:06:49,272 --> 00:06:50,408 What do you think? 69 00:06:50,510 --> 00:06:53,904 Well, given the physical nature of your profession, 70 00:06:54,006 --> 00:06:56,212 honestly, if you and your colleagues 71 00:06:56,314 --> 00:06:58,076 can find a workable solution, 72 00:06:59,219 --> 00:07:00,782 I would advocate stepping back. 73 00:07:04,986 --> 00:07:07,426 Maybe it's time to finally get a dog. 74 00:07:09,724 --> 00:07:11,656 I read somewhere that pets, dogs, 75 00:07:11,758 --> 00:07:13,164 are really good for children, 76 00:07:13,266 --> 00:07:14,697 helping them to cope with, like, 77 00:07:15,902 --> 00:07:17,766 big, life stuff. 78 00:07:20,838 --> 00:07:22,412 Because once they've gone through the death of a pet, 79 00:07:22,436 --> 00:07:23,738 their ability 80 00:07:23,840 --> 00:07:26,907 to handle all the other terrible shit goes up. 81 00:07:29,542 --> 00:07:30,542 So... 82 00:07:30,614 --> 00:07:33,418 So you think we should procure a dog 83 00:07:33,520 --> 00:07:37,322 in order to end its life prematurely as a way of... 84 00:07:37,424 --> 00:07:40,118 I'm obviously not suggesting we kill a dog. 85 00:07:42,494 --> 00:07:44,925 Maybe just a really old one. 86 00:07:49,432 --> 00:07:51,335 What... 87 00:07:51,437 --> 00:07:54,704 What would you say if I said to you... 88 00:07:58,176 --> 00:08:01,106 Erm, I'm not sure... 89 00:08:02,242 --> 00:08:05,748 I know how to go through all of that all over again? 90 00:08:10,750 --> 00:08:12,022 - Erm... - 'Cos let's... 91 00:08:12,124 --> 00:08:13,124 Let's just say... 92 00:08:14,227 --> 00:08:15,989 Let's just say it goes to plan 93 00:08:17,292 --> 00:08:18,292 and... 94 00:08:19,830 --> 00:08:22,361 In whatever it is, like, six to eight months... 95 00:08:23,734 --> 00:08:26,696 I receive the all-clear and it's great 96 00:08:26,798 --> 00:08:28,507 and all of a sudden, 97 00:08:29,373 --> 00:08:32,075 it feels, like, great. 98 00:08:32,177 --> 00:08:33,237 - Yeah. - Yeah. 99 00:08:34,247 --> 00:08:36,812 That'd be great. Agreed, yeah. 100 00:08:38,714 --> 00:08:40,849 But what happens if it doesn't? 101 00:08:44,250 --> 00:08:46,018 All of a sudden you're in this weird position 102 00:08:46,120 --> 00:08:48,692 where instead of making the most out of those... 103 00:08:49,957 --> 00:08:55,160 six, seven, eight, maybe nine months, 104 00:08:56,867 --> 00:08:58,774 you're gonna realise that all you did was go bald 105 00:08:58,798 --> 00:09:00,165 and puke your guts up. 106 00:09:09,744 --> 00:09:13,076 Okay. Yeah. 107 00:09:13,178 --> 00:09:15,449 So you're saying that in that scenario, 108 00:09:15,551 --> 00:09:16,984 for you it would be... 109 00:09:19,088 --> 00:09:21,789 Erm, more about quality than quantity? 110 00:09:21,891 --> 00:09:24,226 I'm saying I'm not particularly interested 111 00:09:24,328 --> 00:09:25,729 in a treatment plan 112 00:09:26,696 --> 00:09:28,864 that accidentally wastes our time. 113 00:09:31,670 --> 00:09:33,632 I'm saying, in that particular scenario, 114 00:09:33,734 --> 00:09:35,399 I'd much rather we... 115 00:09:35,501 --> 00:09:40,007 We have six fucking amazing, fantastic, proactive months... 116 00:09:43,243 --> 00:09:47,113 Than 12 really, really shitty passive ones. 117 00:09:53,693 --> 00:09:56,427 I'm not saying I don't want to do the treatment. 118 00:09:56,529 --> 00:09:59,330 I'm just saying... 119 00:09:59,432 --> 00:10:02,265 I want it to be the right choice. 120 00:11:29,081 --> 00:11:30,355 Knock, knock. 121 00:11:30,457 --> 00:11:31,987 - Breakfast. You got time? - Yeah. 122 00:11:32,555 --> 00:11:35,325 Kumquats or eggs? 123 00:11:37,493 --> 00:11:38,496 You tell me. 124 00:11:38,598 --> 00:11:40,069 Then dealer's choice it is. 125 00:11:40,093 --> 00:11:42,165 Nice threads, by the way. 126 00:11:42,267 --> 00:11:43,267 Thanks, Dad. 127 00:11:48,938 --> 00:11:51,069 Hello, my name is Tobias Durand. 128 00:11:51,171 --> 00:11:53,105 And I'm part of the "Weetabix IT" team, 129 00:11:53,208 --> 00:11:55,706 fulfilling the role of Master Data Steward. 130 00:11:55,808 --> 00:11:57,174 Fabulous. 131 00:11:57,276 --> 00:11:58,727 If you could just go ahead and tell me 132 00:11:58,751 --> 00:12:00,713 what you had for breakfast this morning. 133 00:12:00,815 --> 00:12:02,380 Honeyed kumquats on toast. 134 00:12:04,623 --> 00:12:06,486 Followed by a bowl of Weetabix. 135 00:12:06,588 --> 00:12:07,590 Okey-dokey. 136 00:12:11,798 --> 00:12:13,529 I think the thing 137 00:12:13,632 --> 00:12:14,740 about working here at Weetabix 138 00:12:14,764 --> 00:12:16,196 is the feeling of family. 139 00:12:17,197 --> 00:12:18,801 Despite the fact 140 00:12:18,903 --> 00:12:22,070 part of a very 141 00:12:22,736 --> 00:12:24,201 there's... 142 00:12:24,303 --> 00:12:26,409 There's still a real family feeling. 143 00:13:43,521 --> 00:13:45,087 Okay. 144 00:13:47,491 --> 00:13:48,491 Okay. 145 00:14:17,619 --> 00:14:18,857 Divorce. 146 00:14:44,443 --> 00:14:47,182 Patient number 14. 147 00:15:17,649 --> 00:15:19,247 They needed the bed back. 148 00:15:20,854 --> 00:15:22,534 What's happened to my underwear? 149 00:15:24,991 --> 00:15:26,831 Oh, I literally have no idea. 150 00:15:28,325 --> 00:15:30,291 This, erm... This was all you... 151 00:15:31,156 --> 00:15:32,458 All you had on you. 152 00:15:34,067 --> 00:15:36,462 The Chocolate Orange was pronounced dead at the scene. 153 00:15:41,904 --> 00:15:44,574 Er... Erm... 154 00:15:44,676 --> 00:15:46,406 I'm Almut, by the way. 155 00:15:50,547 --> 00:15:51,576 Almut? 156 00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:55,679 Almut. 157 00:15:58,687 --> 00:15:59,687 Tobias. 158 00:16:06,129 --> 00:16:08,230 So sorry, but do we know each other? 159 00:16:10,029 --> 00:16:11,501 Oh. 160 00:16:11,603 --> 00:16:13,598 Yeah... No. Erm... 161 00:16:14,407 --> 00:16:17,041 Sorry. I... 162 00:16:18,577 --> 00:16:20,506 I... I ran you over. 163 00:16:23,108 --> 00:16:24,474 Oh. 164 00:16:24,576 --> 00:16:26,448 Patient number 17. 165 00:16:26,550 --> 00:16:27,550 Sorry. 166 00:16:29,016 --> 00:16:30,854 It's all right. 167 00:16:32,320 --> 00:16:34,052 Hello and welcome to 'Red Wagon' Diner. 168 00:16:34,154 --> 00:16:35,453 Here at Red Wagon Diner, 169 00:16:35,555 --> 00:16:37,521 we pride ourselves on offering our customers 170 00:16:37,623 --> 00:16:40,325 a taste of the classic '50s American diner 171 00:16:40,427 --> 00:16:42,394 here on the great British roadside. 172 00:16:42,497 --> 00:16:44,931 All our burgers are made to our special recipe 173 00:16:45,033 --> 00:16:46,968 using 100% British beef 174 00:16:47,070 --> 00:16:48,498 and our top dollar shakes are made 175 00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:51,108 with real dairy ice cream to die for. 176 00:16:52,039 --> 00:16:53,308 What can I get you? 177 00:16:54,377 --> 00:16:56,443 I work for Weetabix. 178 00:16:58,346 --> 00:16:59,743 As in the breakfast cereal? 179 00:17:01,983 --> 00:17:03,951 Well, the company... 180 00:17:04,053 --> 00:17:05,749 Sorry. The company also own... 181 00:17:07,322 --> 00:17:09,390 Weetos, Alpen, Ready Brek. But, yeah. 182 00:17:13,359 --> 00:17:15,099 You must be really regular. 183 00:17:24,469 --> 00:17:26,509 Um, how... How about yourself? 184 00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:32,083 I'm a chef/restaurant owner. 185 00:17:34,353 --> 00:17:35,886 Oh. 186 00:17:35,988 --> 00:17:39,090 Er, what kind of cuisine do you, er... 187 00:17:40,220 --> 00:17:41,586 do? 188 00:17:41,688 --> 00:17:45,762 Er, modern European takes on classic Alpine dishes. 189 00:17:45,864 --> 00:17:50,701 So, basically, Anglo-Bavarian. 190 00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:52,103 Well, that's the plan, anyway. 191 00:17:53,070 --> 00:17:54,468 Supposed to open in a few weeks. 192 00:17:55,975 --> 00:17:57,702 How's it going? 193 00:17:58,972 --> 00:18:00,973 Er... 194 00:18:01,075 --> 00:18:02,843 Oh. 195 00:18:02,945 --> 00:18:04,746 Oh, no. 196 00:18:04,848 --> 00:18:06,077 No, it's going fine. 197 00:18:06,179 --> 00:18:07,415 It's gonna be great. 198 00:18:11,524 --> 00:18:13,190 You should come. 199 00:18:13,292 --> 00:18:15,456 No, honestly, I feel like that's the least I could do. 200 00:18:16,389 --> 00:18:18,459 - Oh. - And your wife too. 201 00:18:26,970 --> 00:18:28,098 - Darling? - Yeah? 202 00:18:28,200 --> 00:18:29,200 Yeah. 203 00:18:29,268 --> 00:18:31,103 There is something 204 00:18:31,205 --> 00:18:33,108 that your daddy and I... 205 00:18:33,210 --> 00:18:35,878 Something that mommy and me want to... 206 00:18:35,980 --> 00:18:37,124 We want to talk to you about. 207 00:18:37,148 --> 00:18:39,146 Yeah. Something a little... 208 00:18:39,248 --> 00:18:41,612 A little bit important, actually. 209 00:18:41,714 --> 00:18:44,218 - It's a bit serious, though. - Yeah. 210 00:18:44,320 --> 00:18:45,361 Yeah, a bit serious 211 00:18:45,385 --> 00:18:46,505 - and a bit grown-up. - Yeah. 212 00:18:46,588 --> 00:18:48,492 A bit serious, a bit grown-up, a bit important. 213 00:18:48,594 --> 00:18:49,655 Yeah. 214 00:18:50,723 --> 00:18:52,628 So mommy didn't realize it 215 00:18:52,730 --> 00:18:53,524 but mommy's... 216 00:18:53,626 --> 00:18:55,666 mommy's actually been feeling quite ill. 217 00:18:55,768 --> 00:18:56,626 Got a bit of a tummy ache, 218 00:18:56,728 --> 00:18:58,595 kind of a pretty nasty tummy ache. 219 00:18:58,697 --> 00:18:59,974 And the doctors have basically said... 220 00:18:59,998 --> 00:19:03,574 Hi, there! What a delicious looking ice cream sundae. 221 00:19:03,676 --> 00:19:04,435 Yummo! 222 00:19:04,537 --> 00:19:06,203 My name's Noel. What's your name? 223 00:19:06,305 --> 00:19:07,407 Ella, and I'm three. 224 00:19:07,510 --> 00:19:08,957 So sorry, we're actually in the middle... 225 00:19:08,981 --> 00:19:10,023 How would you like to see me make 226 00:19:10,047 --> 00:19:11,949 this entire bottle disappear? 227 00:19:12,051 --> 00:19:13,427 - Yes, please. - Noel? Noel, seriously. 228 00:19:13,451 --> 00:19:15,426 - We can't do this right now. - This is not a good time. 229 00:19:15,450 --> 00:19:17,113 Will you help me say the magic words? 230 00:19:17,215 --> 00:19:18,348 Noel! 231 00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:20,521 Go... Go away. Go away. 232 00:19:23,093 --> 00:19:24,723 Sorry, it's just not the time. 233 00:19:29,164 --> 00:19:31,330 So... 234 00:19:31,432 --> 00:19:34,164 Where were we? 235 00:19:39,373 --> 00:19:40,739 That's too much tea. 236 00:19:41,439 --> 00:19:42,505 Can I make you one? 237 00:19:42,607 --> 00:19:44,412 All right, you two. 238 00:19:44,514 --> 00:19:47,245 It's bath time and it's bedtime for both of you. 239 00:19:47,347 --> 00:19:48,415 No. 240 00:19:48,517 --> 00:19:50,064 Am I gonna have to come and get you? 241 00:19:50,088 --> 00:19:51,815 - No. - Are you nodding? 242 00:19:51,917 --> 00:19:53,597 - I'm gonna come and get you! - Grab Teddy. 243 00:19:53,621 --> 00:19:54,729 What are we gonna do? Do you want me to... 244 00:19:54,753 --> 00:19:56,104 Oh, I don't know if I can... 245 00:19:56,128 --> 00:19:57,993 - Sorry, mommy. - No! 246 00:19:58,096 --> 00:20:00,192 You tricked me! 247 00:20:01,564 --> 00:20:03,304 We're going all the way. We're going... 248 00:20:03,328 --> 00:20:04,833 I like her best. 249 00:20:04,935 --> 00:20:06,300 - Yep. - Yeah. 250 00:20:06,402 --> 00:20:08,598 - And I like her best. - I know you do. 251 00:20:08,700 --> 00:20:10,406 She has great hair, doesn't she? 252 00:20:15,140 --> 00:20:17,842 You were really great with her this afternoon, by the way. 253 00:20:19,410 --> 00:20:20,779 Yeah, well... 254 00:20:20,881 --> 00:20:23,149 Yeah, I'm... I'm glad we decided just to talk to her 255 00:20:23,251 --> 00:20:24,750 instead of killing a dog. 256 00:20:29,356 --> 00:20:30,723 Yeah. 257 00:20:36,866 --> 00:20:37,895 So... 258 00:20:38,870 --> 00:20:40,964 I was thinking... 259 00:20:43,775 --> 00:20:45,804 Maybe, erm, 260 00:20:47,041 --> 00:20:48,246 we... 261 00:20:49,474 --> 00:20:51,744 Should have some sex 262 00:20:53,216 --> 00:20:56,320 before my treatment begins. 263 00:21:05,762 --> 00:21:06,827 Now? 264 00:21:06,929 --> 00:21:08,024 Mmm-hmm. 265 00:21:11,397 --> 00:21:13,403 ♪ Oh, oh-oh ♪ 266 00:21:14,335 --> 00:21:16,802 ♪ Go on, I dare you ♪ 267 00:21:19,042 --> 00:21:21,305 ♪ Oh, oh-oh ♪ 268 00:21:21,407 --> 00:21:23,743 ♪ I dare you ♪ 269 00:21:27,881 --> 00:21:31,520 ♪ I can hear it now ♪ 270 00:21:35,559 --> 00:21:39,462 ♪ I can hear it now ♪ 271 00:21:43,369 --> 00:21:47,668 ♪ I can hear it now ♪ 272 00:21:50,673 --> 00:21:54,678 ♪ I can hear it now ♪ 273 00:21:55,607 --> 00:21:58,008 ♪ Singing, oh, oh-oh ♪ 274 00:21:59,017 --> 00:22:01,049 ♪ Go on, I dare you ♪ 275 00:22:04,923 --> 00:22:05,716 I meant to say, 276 00:22:05,818 --> 00:22:07,490 I got the weirdest message from Simon. 277 00:22:13,531 --> 00:22:16,565 You know, Simon Maxson, my old boss? 278 00:22:18,397 --> 00:22:19,832 Well, he, erm... 279 00:22:20,467 --> 00:22:22,373 He wanted to know if I... 280 00:22:22,475 --> 00:22:25,368 If I was interested in trying out for the Bocuse d'Or. 281 00:22:37,221 --> 00:22:38,917 As soon as all this is over, 282 00:22:41,856 --> 00:22:44,054 we're... We're gonna make sure that you have 283 00:22:46,164 --> 00:22:48,197 the opportunity and the time 284 00:22:48,299 --> 00:22:50,896 to take on whatever it is you want. 285 00:22:51,464 --> 00:22:52,667 But I really... 286 00:22:54,134 --> 00:22:57,172 I really think that right now we ought to just slow down 287 00:22:57,275 --> 00:22:59,377 - and focus on get... - Relax. 288 00:23:00,307 --> 00:23:01,577 I said no. 289 00:23:02,678 --> 00:23:04,374 Just thought it was interesting, 290 00:23:04,476 --> 00:23:05,476 that's all. 291 00:23:07,980 --> 00:23:10,647 Yes! 292 00:23:10,749 --> 00:23:13,283 Come on. 293 00:23:14,019 --> 00:23:16,093 That was perfect! 294 00:23:16,195 --> 00:23:17,725 That's a perfect throw. 295 00:23:19,595 --> 00:23:20,938 Thank you for joining us 296 00:23:20,962 --> 00:23:24,600 in the countdown to our New 297 00:23:24,702 --> 00:23:26,582 What are you up to tonight? 298 00:23:26,636 --> 00:23:28,470 To watch some fireworks? 299 00:23:28,572 --> 00:23:30,273 Staying in with the kids? 300 00:23:30,375 --> 00:23:31,769 Have you got friends 301 00:23:31,871 --> 00:23:33,576 Ring in and let us know 302 00:23:33,678 --> 00:23:35,650 - what you're planning to do... - Thank you. 303 00:23:37,582 --> 00:23:40,478 Oh, fuck! Mmm, motherfucker! 304 00:23:40,580 --> 00:23:42,386 Oh! 305 00:23:42,488 --> 00:23:44,288 They're definitely getting stronger, you know. 306 00:23:50,857 --> 00:23:52,490 Lasting a minimum now of 60 seconds 307 00:23:52,592 --> 00:23:53,831 every five to ten minutes. 308 00:23:56,034 --> 00:23:57,160 Great. Thank you. 309 00:23:57,937 --> 00:23:58,997 See you very soon. 310 00:24:10,711 --> 00:24:13,183 That's fine. 311 00:24:13,285 --> 00:24:14,523 - That's fine. - Yeah? 312 00:24:14,547 --> 00:24:16,385 Yeah. Yeah. 313 00:24:16,487 --> 00:24:17,727 Mmm, hang on a second. Hang on. 314 00:24:17,751 --> 00:24:19,715 Ooh. Yeah, yeah, take a moment. 315 00:24:19,817 --> 00:24:21,255 Take a beat, take a beat. 316 00:24:24,194 --> 00:24:26,392 Okay. 317 00:24:31,062 --> 00:24:32,967 Ready? 318 00:24:33,069 --> 00:24:34,170 Okay. 319 00:24:34,272 --> 00:24:38,069 Here we go. 320 00:24:53,655 --> 00:24:56,325 Sorry. 321 00:24:56,427 --> 00:24:58,328 Shit. I'm sorry. 322 00:24:58,430 --> 00:24:59,922 I'm fine to walk. Honestly. Honestly. 323 00:25:00,024 --> 00:25:01,326 - Fuck. I'm so sorry. - Honestly. 324 00:25:03,695 --> 00:25:05,564 Fucking fuckface! 325 00:25:05,667 --> 00:25:07,568 Oh, this is ridiculous! 326 00:25:09,672 --> 00:25:11,111 Very sorry. Sorry. 327 00:25:15,512 --> 00:25:18,578 Oh, fuck! 328 00:25:18,680 --> 00:25:21,277 I'm sorry. Okay, okay. You okay? 329 00:25:22,316 --> 00:25:24,082 Yeah. 330 00:25:24,184 --> 00:25:26,351 That's it. Well done. You're doing a great job. 331 00:25:26,453 --> 00:25:27,789 Yes, you are. 332 00:25:30,093 --> 00:25:31,093 Okay. 333 00:25:32,056 --> 00:25:34,595 Well, good news is, mom and Dad, 334 00:25:34,697 --> 00:25:36,399 the baby's heart rate is all good. 335 00:25:36,501 --> 00:25:38,903 Mom, same goes for your BP and pulse. 336 00:25:40,271 --> 00:25:41,735 Bad news, I'm afraid, mom, 337 00:25:41,837 --> 00:25:44,467 is that you're still only two centimetres, 338 00:25:44,569 --> 00:25:45,606 if that. 339 00:25:45,708 --> 00:25:47,244 So, I'm sorry, but you're going to have 340 00:25:47,346 --> 00:25:49,646 to go back home again and wait. 341 00:25:53,582 --> 00:25:55,652 I'm sorry. 342 00:26:00,591 --> 00:26:02,355 You wanted to see me, Chef? 343 00:26:02,457 --> 00:26:03,957 I did, yeah. Please. 344 00:26:05,461 --> 00:26:06,527 Er, actually, would you... 345 00:26:06,629 --> 00:26:07,839 Would you mind closing the door? 346 00:26:07,863 --> 00:26:09,725 - Oh, yeah, sure. - Wait, sorry. No, no. Sorry. 347 00:26:09,827 --> 00:26:11,195 My fault. 348 00:26:17,808 --> 00:26:20,975 Chef, is this about the thing with the scallops? 349 00:26:21,310 --> 00:26:23,845 What? No, no. 350 00:26:24,412 --> 00:26:25,583 No. 351 00:26:27,747 --> 00:26:28,946 Tell me something, Chef. 352 00:26:29,048 --> 00:26:31,252 What... What do you know about the... 353 00:26:34,886 --> 00:26:36,288 Do you need the room? 354 00:26:36,391 --> 00:26:37,826 'Fraid so. 355 00:26:40,158 --> 00:26:42,529 What do you know about the Bocuse d'Or? 356 00:26:42,631 --> 00:26:45,896 Erm, I mean, it's like the... 357 00:26:45,998 --> 00:26:47,831 The culinary Olympics. 358 00:26:47,933 --> 00:26:49,165 There is no higher accolade. 359 00:26:49,267 --> 00:26:52,736 Sorry, Chef. We are running low on celeriac. 360 00:26:52,838 --> 00:26:54,874 Strictly between us, Chef, 361 00:26:54,976 --> 00:26:57,010 and I mean that, not a word to another soul, 362 00:26:58,247 --> 00:27:00,178 I, erm... 363 00:27:00,280 --> 00:27:03,451 I've been asked if I would like to compete this year 364 00:27:03,553 --> 00:27:05,821 to represent the UK, and I... 365 00:27:06,787 --> 00:27:08,219 I'd like you to be my commis. 366 00:27:09,327 --> 00:27:10,327 - What? - But listen. 367 00:27:10,425 --> 00:27:11,658 Holy shit, Chef! 368 00:27:11,760 --> 00:27:13,827 We have two heats to get through. 369 00:27:13,930 --> 00:27:15,728 And you seriously really need to consider... 370 00:27:15,830 --> 00:27:17,599 - Chef, I'm in! - Time. Time, Chef. 371 00:27:17,701 --> 00:27:19,008 You really need to think about time. 372 00:27:19,032 --> 00:27:20,075 Chef, it's literally the easiest... 373 00:27:20,099 --> 00:27:21,459 If we make it to the European heat, 374 00:27:21,533 --> 00:27:25,004 that is three to four days a week minimum, training wise. 375 00:27:25,106 --> 00:27:27,444 Make it to the final, that is five days a week. 376 00:27:27,546 --> 00:27:30,074 - Five days, full time. - Chef, I'm in. 377 00:27:30,176 --> 00:27:33,684 - And there'll be no let-up. - I'm in. 100%. 378 00:27:40,787 --> 00:27:42,220 Let's get out of here. 379 00:27:55,039 --> 00:27:59,276 Yeah, I'm probably gonna have to wet-shave you back here. 380 00:27:59,378 --> 00:28:01,074 It's looking a little furry. 381 00:28:03,048 --> 00:28:04,048 Really? 382 00:28:07,482 --> 00:28:09,280 Lovely. 383 00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:12,921 Yeah, that's the ticket. 384 00:28:20,498 --> 00:28:22,095 I'm jealous. You realize that? 385 00:28:24,195 --> 00:28:26,465 Jay Rayner just published a rave. 386 00:28:29,371 --> 00:28:30,371 Okay. 387 00:28:33,938 --> 00:28:35,512 - Okay. - Go on. 388 00:28:35,614 --> 00:28:37,715 - You'll be fine. - All right, thanks. Bye. 389 00:28:48,220 --> 00:28:50,286 Hi. How are you doing this evening? 390 00:28:52,861 --> 00:28:54,257 Do you have a reservation with us? 391 00:28:54,359 --> 00:28:57,663 Er, yeah. Tobi... Tobias Durand. I don't... 392 00:28:57,765 --> 00:29:00,166 Oh, my God. Mr. Weetabix. 393 00:29:00,833 --> 00:29:02,767 This is so great. 394 00:29:02,869 --> 00:29:04,667 How's the arm? Poor thing. 395 00:29:07,907 --> 00:29:09,439 - Yeah. - Well, listen. 396 00:29:09,541 --> 00:29:11,540 We're so excited to have you with us this evening. 397 00:29:11,642 --> 00:29:13,782 We're gonna make sure you have the time of your life. 398 00:29:13,885 --> 00:29:16,613 I have you down as a table for two, correct? 399 00:29:16,715 --> 00:29:18,420 Erm, no. 400 00:29:18,522 --> 00:29:19,783 Sorry, that's my fault. 401 00:29:19,885 --> 00:29:22,291 Just me in the end. 402 00:29:22,393 --> 00:29:24,294 Oh, don't apologize. 403 00:29:24,396 --> 00:29:25,529 - Follow me. - Okay. 404 00:29:30,294 --> 00:29:31,829 I'll let Chef know you're here. 405 00:29:43,143 --> 00:29:44,981 A little something to get you started. 406 00:29:47,650 --> 00:29:49,016 Weisswurst amuse-bouche. 407 00:29:49,118 --> 00:29:51,954 AKA Bavarian white sausage with a modern twist. 408 00:29:52,056 --> 00:29:55,854 On top, we have for you a lemon mustard gel. Enjoy. 409 00:29:55,956 --> 00:29:57,960 Thank you. Thank you. 410 00:30:22,947 --> 00:30:24,913 - Hi. - Hi. 411 00:30:26,153 --> 00:30:27,884 Marks out of 10 for my tiny sausage? 412 00:30:27,986 --> 00:30:29,622 It's 10. 413 00:30:31,259 --> 00:30:32,539 I'm sorry to hear your wife couldn't make it. 414 00:30:32,563 --> 00:30:33,563 Is everything all right? 415 00:30:33,665 --> 00:30:35,525 Erm, we're actually not, erm... 416 00:30:36,764 --> 00:30:38,694 Well, I mean... 417 00:30:38,796 --> 00:30:42,103 Technically speaking, we still are but legally speaking... 418 00:30:43,770 --> 00:30:44,941 we're also... 419 00:30:47,641 --> 00:30:48,840 Divorced. 420 00:31:06,292 --> 00:31:08,324 The back of your neck is so smooth. 421 00:31:08,426 --> 00:31:10,527 My dad shaved it for me. 422 00:31:11,999 --> 00:31:13,865 Oh, is he some kind of barber? 423 00:31:13,967 --> 00:31:15,634 Architect. 424 00:31:24,177 --> 00:31:25,715 Oh, how is the neck, by the way? 425 00:31:25,817 --> 00:31:27,646 Yeah, it's, erm, get... Getting there. 426 00:31:30,119 --> 00:31:32,150 I don't think I've ever had the pleasure 427 00:31:32,252 --> 00:31:33,787 of sleeping with an invalid before. 428 00:31:36,889 --> 00:31:38,159 Erm... 429 00:31:38,793 --> 00:31:39,993 What? 430 00:31:40,095 --> 00:31:44,099 I suppose I'm a bit, erm, out of practice. 431 00:31:45,837 --> 00:31:48,599 I'm also just suddenly aware I... 432 00:31:48,701 --> 00:31:51,570 I don't... I don't have any kind of prophylactic on me. 433 00:31:53,479 --> 00:31:55,341 Such low expectations. 434 00:32:04,855 --> 00:32:07,089 Also, by the way, erm... 435 00:32:08,423 --> 00:32:11,823 My staff are desperate to know if you get free Weetabix. 436 00:32:14,596 --> 00:32:15,596 Well... 437 00:32:18,833 --> 00:32:20,234 I can confirm to you 438 00:32:21,704 --> 00:32:23,438 that on occasion, 439 00:32:23,540 --> 00:32:24,872 I do have access 440 00:32:24,974 --> 00:32:27,010 to complementary Weetabix, yeah. 441 00:33:50,893 --> 00:33:53,591 - Morning. - Oh, er... 442 00:33:55,064 --> 00:33:57,430 Adrienne Duvall. 443 00:33:58,903 --> 00:34:01,196 We worked together back in the day. 444 00:34:04,271 --> 00:34:06,743 And it made me realise, well... 445 00:34:06,845 --> 00:34:08,606 Quite so competitive? 446 00:34:11,850 --> 00:34:15,112 I probably ought to get going. 447 00:34:15,214 --> 00:34:16,647 Why? 448 00:34:18,148 --> 00:34:19,386 Who says? 449 00:34:23,187 --> 00:34:25,028 I don't know. 450 00:34:25,130 --> 00:34:28,228 Er, you're right. I don't know why I said that. 451 00:34:28,331 --> 00:34:30,633 I mean, unless you have shit to do, then... 452 00:34:30,735 --> 00:34:32,102 I have nothing. 453 00:34:35,034 --> 00:34:36,268 But if you... 454 00:34:36,370 --> 00:34:38,868 I mean, have shit to do, then, you know... 455 00:34:39,237 --> 00:34:40,237 I have nothing. 456 00:35:00,928 --> 00:35:01,931 Thank you. 457 00:35:02,033 --> 00:35:03,999 Hello. How are you doing? 458 00:35:04,101 --> 00:35:05,109 - Good, thank you. - Hi. 459 00:35:05,133 --> 00:35:06,598 Right, tasting time. 460 00:35:08,568 --> 00:35:10,871 Are you a cheese person? 461 00:35:13,107 --> 00:35:14,804 Mmm. 462 00:35:16,374 --> 00:35:17,746 Do you like tapenade? 463 00:35:17,848 --> 00:35:20,348 Okay, I'll... Thank you. 464 00:35:21,879 --> 00:35:23,657 - Can I get these, please? - Of course. 465 00:35:23,681 --> 00:35:26,183 - And do you want a coffee? - Sure, yeah. 466 00:35:44,941 --> 00:35:46,270 Actually, that's not true. 467 00:35:49,179 --> 00:35:51,280 A lot of it was decidedly unhappy. 468 00:35:52,745 --> 00:35:56,681 We were starting to maybe think about children. 469 00:35:59,923 --> 00:36:01,719 Then she got a position 470 00:36:02,926 --> 00:36:04,656 in Sweden, which was... 471 00:36:06,224 --> 00:36:08,893 Great for her. 472 00:36:10,565 --> 00:36:12,932 So then we discussed it and then we tried it, 473 00:36:13,034 --> 00:36:14,103 me here, her there, 474 00:36:14,205 --> 00:36:16,404 both of us going back and forth depending. 475 00:36:17,603 --> 00:36:19,470 And then eventually, she just said, oh, 476 00:36:19,572 --> 00:36:21,277 she didn't want to do that any more. 477 00:36:24,110 --> 00:36:25,479 I'm sorry. 478 00:36:30,352 --> 00:36:33,153 Adrienne really wanted us 479 00:36:33,255 --> 00:36:35,489 to start thinking about family. 480 00:36:38,391 --> 00:36:39,592 What did... What did you want? 481 00:36:41,326 --> 00:36:43,365 Erm, I... 482 00:36:45,531 --> 00:36:47,336 I guess there's a world where... 483 00:36:48,566 --> 00:36:50,339 Kids aren't really my thing. 484 00:36:53,578 --> 00:36:54,578 Come on. 485 00:36:55,945 --> 00:36:56,945 I'm gonna make you 486 00:36:56,982 --> 00:36:58,974 the tastiest eggs of your life. 487 00:37:00,750 --> 00:37:01,545 Right. 488 00:37:01,647 --> 00:37:05,048 Do you know the best way to crack an egg? 489 00:37:08,123 --> 00:37:09,886 Always on a flat surface. 490 00:37:13,330 --> 00:37:15,628 What's the thinking behind the two bowls? 491 00:37:16,802 --> 00:37:18,167 Practically speaking, 492 00:37:18,269 --> 00:37:21,263 it's much easier to fish out a broken shell 493 00:37:21,365 --> 00:37:22,501 from the one egg 494 00:37:22,603 --> 00:37:25,434 rather than fishing it out from eight eggs. 495 00:37:31,315 --> 00:37:34,845 The versatility of the egg knows no bounds. 496 00:39:21,258 --> 00:39:22,953 You said something to me, erm... 497 00:39:25,094 --> 00:39:26,094 Couple weeks ago. 498 00:39:29,995 --> 00:39:32,534 You said... You said kids aren't really your thing. 499 00:39:36,537 --> 00:39:38,703 That's fine. I mean, no. 500 00:39:38,806 --> 00:39:41,510 Of course, it... Of course it is. Just, erm... 501 00:39:43,844 --> 00:39:47,945 Truthfully, kids kind of might be, maybe, or... 502 00:39:49,513 --> 00:39:51,982 Are my thing. 503 00:39:53,352 --> 00:39:54,556 And, erm... 504 00:39:55,458 --> 00:39:58,223 At least I think they might be, anyway. 505 00:39:58,325 --> 00:39:59,924 And I... I hate... 506 00:40:01,497 --> 00:40:04,631 Hate to even have to, erm... 507 00:40:04,733 --> 00:40:06,733 It's just diff... It's just different, isn't it? 508 00:40:08,306 --> 00:40:10,500 You know, meeting someone at our age. 509 00:40:10,602 --> 00:40:11,969 Whether we like it or not, 510 00:40:13,011 --> 00:40:14,407 the clock is ticking. 511 00:40:14,509 --> 00:40:15,817 I'm sorry, but what the actual fuck 512 00:40:15,841 --> 00:40:17,579 are you even talking about right now? 513 00:40:18,442 --> 00:40:19,649 Well... 514 00:40:21,317 --> 00:40:22,551 It would seem to me preferable 515 00:40:22,653 --> 00:40:25,254 to have a moderately-awkward conversation right now 516 00:40:25,356 --> 00:40:27,254 rather than a completely destructive one 517 00:40:27,356 --> 00:40:28,523 in five to ten years' time. 518 00:40:28,625 --> 00:40:31,755 Firstly, I'm thirty-four, not fifty-fucking-five, 519 00:40:31,857 --> 00:40:33,924 so how about we ease the fuck up on... 520 00:40:34,026 --> 00:40:37,899 On the whole biological clock bullshit thing? 521 00:40:38,001 --> 00:40:39,601 And secondly, 522 00:40:40,603 --> 00:40:43,836 I don't know, I'm, like, "Back the fuck off." 523 00:40:45,307 --> 00:40:46,802 And calm the fuck down. 524 00:40:46,904 --> 00:40:48,240 What... What... What's the rush? 525 00:40:48,342 --> 00:40:50,139 Because I'm worried 526 00:40:50,241 --> 00:40:52,975 that's there's a very distinct and real possibility 527 00:40:53,077 --> 00:40:54,979 that I am about to fall in love with you. 528 00:41:04,757 --> 00:41:06,122 I'm sorry, I'm just not someone 529 00:41:06,224 --> 00:41:08,894 who's interested in making that kind of a promise. 530 00:41:12,703 --> 00:41:15,368 And in fact, there's this little bit of me that thinks, 531 00:41:15,470 --> 00:41:17,804 "Fuck you" for even asking. 532 00:42:20,666 --> 00:42:23,067 Hi. 533 00:42:26,406 --> 00:42:27,577 How was work? 534 00:42:29,947 --> 00:42:30,947 Er... 535 00:42:31,608 --> 00:42:32,780 Yeah. 536 00:42:35,587 --> 00:42:38,917 - How was bedtime? - Yeah. It was fine. 537 00:42:39,019 --> 00:42:41,217 We read Julian Is A Mermaid. 538 00:42:43,295 --> 00:42:45,727 A lot. 539 00:42:49,395 --> 00:42:51,161 So... 540 00:42:55,836 --> 00:42:57,236 You know, the day of your diagnosis, 541 00:42:59,837 --> 00:43:01,069 you said something to me. 542 00:43:01,171 --> 00:43:03,544 You said that you would rather have 543 00:43:03,646 --> 00:43:08,780 six fucking fantastic months than 12... 544 00:43:08,882 --> 00:43:10,580 Than 12 really shitty, passive ones. 545 00:43:10,682 --> 00:43:12,050 Yeah, passive ones. 546 00:43:12,952 --> 00:43:16,254 At that time, I was guilty of having 547 00:43:16,856 --> 00:43:21,356 no coherent or cohesive response 548 00:43:21,458 --> 00:43:24,662 but what you said has really, really stayed with me. 549 00:43:24,764 --> 00:43:26,963 And I now do have a response 550 00:43:27,065 --> 00:43:28,968 that I would like to share with you. 551 00:43:30,106 --> 00:43:31,106 Okay. 552 00:43:31,503 --> 00:43:32,708 Okay. 553 00:43:33,571 --> 00:43:35,143 Erm... 554 00:43:35,245 --> 00:43:36,976 I'm sorry. 555 00:43:38,181 --> 00:43:39,341 "Although... 556 00:43:40,251 --> 00:43:41,816 "Although in the past, 557 00:43:42,484 --> 00:43:44,951 "you have..." 558 00:43:46,650 --> 00:43:48,116 Erm... 559 00:43:48,218 --> 00:43:50,687 - What the... - It's all right. 560 00:43:50,789 --> 00:43:52,393 Take your time. 561 00:43:52,495 --> 00:43:54,191 - I'm nervous. - It's okay. 562 00:43:58,563 --> 00:43:59,735 Erm... 563 00:44:00,731 --> 00:44:02,067 "Although... 564 00:44:03,266 --> 00:44:07,974 "Although in the past,you have, erm..." 565 00:44:11,145 --> 00:44:13,278 - I'm sorry. I'm sorry. - It's all right. Shall I... 566 00:44:13,381 --> 00:44:14,381 I'm sorry. 567 00:44:17,616 --> 00:44:18,787 Here. 568 00:44:52,686 --> 00:44:54,053 Fuck it. Let's do it. 569 00:44:55,787 --> 00:44:56,990 Yeah, let's do it. 570 00:45:06,031 --> 00:45:07,704 - That too much? - Yes. 571 00:45:09,400 --> 00:45:12,742 In for a heteronormative penny, in for a pound. 572 00:45:15,940 --> 00:45:19,111 ♪ Balanced on desire ♪ 573 00:45:20,076 --> 00:45:23,412 ♪ I cannot control ♪ 574 00:45:24,522 --> 00:45:28,587 ♪ These ever-changing ways ♪ 575 00:45:28,689 --> 00:45:32,889 ♪ So how can I be sure ♪ 576 00:45:32,992 --> 00:45:36,458 ♪ The feeling will remain? ♪ 577 00:45:38,864 --> 00:45:42,766 ♪ It'll always change ♪ 578 00:45:42,868 --> 00:45:45,302 ♪ But everything I am ♪ 579 00:45:47,905 --> 00:45:50,780 ♪ Is yours ♪ 580 00:45:51,646 --> 00:45:52,908 ♪ Everything I am... ♪ 581 00:45:53,010 --> 00:45:54,810 Pizza. 582 00:46:00,858 --> 00:46:03,592 Er, did anyone order a man as well as a pizza? 583 00:46:03,694 --> 00:46:05,271 I'll take him. 584 00:46:05,295 --> 00:46:06,888 I, er... 585 00:46:06,990 --> 00:46:08,229 - Weetabix? - Hi. 586 00:46:08,331 --> 00:46:09,461 - Oh. - Hi. 587 00:46:09,563 --> 00:46:11,764 - Hi. - Well. 588 00:46:11,866 --> 00:46:13,799 Welcome to my baby shower. 589 00:46:17,166 --> 00:46:20,271 ♪ Find it hard to say ♪ 590 00:46:21,172 --> 00:46:24,110 ♪ What's going on inside... ♪ 591 00:46:28,749 --> 00:46:30,416 Apologies for the, erm... 592 00:46:30,518 --> 00:46:31,788 Interruption? 593 00:46:39,994 --> 00:46:41,860 I saw you the o... The o... Last week, 594 00:46:41,962 --> 00:46:43,296 I was passing by the restaurant. 595 00:46:43,398 --> 00:46:44,398 Erm... 596 00:46:46,868 --> 00:46:48,563 And it made me realize, well... 597 00:46:49,770 --> 00:46:50,938 two things. 598 00:46:51,040 --> 00:46:54,877 First of which, I was still quite angry with you 599 00:46:57,114 --> 00:46:59,255 because although I might have been somewhat insensitive, 600 00:46:59,279 --> 00:47:04,513 you were rude to me, which, yeah, a lot, hurt. 601 00:47:05,786 --> 00:47:07,051 And the second thing, 602 00:47:07,153 --> 00:47:11,557 I was guilty of focusing on the wrong, 603 00:47:11,659 --> 00:47:13,856 erm... 604 00:47:13,958 --> 00:47:16,291 thing, aspect. 605 00:47:16,393 --> 00:47:18,593 Looking ahead instead of right... 606 00:47:20,867 --> 00:47:23,400 In front of me, at you. 607 00:47:34,882 --> 00:47:36,578 I knew he was gonna do that. 608 00:47:40,353 --> 00:47:42,254 So are you gonna catch mommy's hair? 609 00:47:43,156 --> 00:47:45,089 Perfect, yeah. Open your little box. 610 00:47:45,191 --> 00:47:47,188 Yeah. 611 00:47:47,290 --> 00:47:49,227 Aw, that felt like a good one. 612 00:47:49,329 --> 00:47:50,974 - Oh, yeah. Nice and clean. - That sounded like... 613 00:47:50,998 --> 00:47:52,140 - That's perfect! - It's nice and... 614 00:47:52,164 --> 00:47:54,230 That's it. 615 00:47:54,332 --> 00:47:55,852 How much hair do you wanna keep, mommy? 616 00:47:59,844 --> 00:48:02,173 Yeah. Yeah, I got you. 617 00:48:02,276 --> 00:48:04,339 - We're getting chunky now. - Yeah, just do it. 618 00:48:04,441 --> 00:48:06,414 - We're getting chunky. - Oh, amazing. 619 00:48:06,516 --> 00:48:07,516 Pat it down, Ells. 620 00:48:08,814 --> 00:48:10,117 Good girl. 621 00:48:11,219 --> 00:48:13,455 Hold that up there for me, darling. Thank you. 622 00:48:13,557 --> 00:48:15,254 Well done, girly. 623 00:48:17,420 --> 00:48:19,561 - Oh, lovely. - Really nice. 624 00:48:19,664 --> 00:48:21,027 - Really nice? - Really nice. 625 00:48:27,068 --> 00:48:30,573 Whoa, okay. 626 00:48:46,953 --> 00:48:48,416 You look beautiful. 627 00:48:48,518 --> 00:48:50,688 Doesn't she look so beautiful? 628 00:48:50,790 --> 00:48:51,994 Sorry. 629 00:48:58,262 --> 00:48:59,464 Yes? Happy? 630 00:48:59,566 --> 00:49:00,662 Yes. 631 00:49:03,500 --> 00:49:07,601 Anywhere from 200 to 600 seated guests, 632 00:49:07,704 --> 00:49:10,871 access to over four acres of private gardens. 633 00:49:12,214 --> 00:49:15,882 Along with its own secure car-parking area. 634 00:49:15,984 --> 00:49:18,486 Marble flooring. 635 00:49:18,588 --> 00:49:20,088 Roman nobles. 636 00:49:21,119 --> 00:49:22,784 Around about 120 guests, 637 00:49:22,886 --> 00:49:28,130 expanding to around about 140 for your evening reception. 638 00:49:28,232 --> 00:49:31,259 And the great hall is licensed for music and entertainment. 639 00:49:31,361 --> 00:49:33,502 Hear that, Ells? 640 00:49:33,604 --> 00:49:35,730 Dancing. 641 00:49:40,745 --> 00:49:43,812 Our conservatory is licensed for 642 00:49:43,914 --> 00:49:46,947 up to and including 160 guests... 643 00:49:47,049 --> 00:49:49,383 for a seated dinner. 644 00:49:49,485 --> 00:49:50,345 Or 200... 645 00:49:50,447 --> 00:49:51,916 Touch his bum. 646 00:49:52,018 --> 00:49:53,182 For a standing buffet. 647 00:49:53,284 --> 00:49:55,156 Fairy lights, optional extra. 648 00:49:57,357 --> 00:49:58,499 Have you seen the ceiling? 649 00:49:58,523 --> 00:50:00,961 Though I should add that the use of drones 650 00:50:01,063 --> 00:50:03,164 is strictly prohibited. 651 00:50:38,300 --> 00:50:40,133 This one's going to take 20 minutes, 652 00:50:40,236 --> 00:50:42,299 give or take, then we'll flush out the system 653 00:50:42,401 --> 00:50:43,801 and get you started on number two. 654 00:50:43,903 --> 00:50:44,973 Okay, thank you. 655 00:50:45,076 --> 00:50:46,081 Right. Give us a shout if you need anything. 656 00:50:46,105 --> 00:50:47,541 Will do. 657 00:51:25,246 --> 00:51:27,374 Chefs, how are we all doing? 658 00:51:27,476 --> 00:51:29,111 Sorry to keep you waiting. 659 00:51:29,213 --> 00:51:31,150 Technical bullshit. 660 00:51:31,252 --> 00:51:32,528 Apologies, everyone, for the delay. 661 00:51:32,552 --> 00:51:35,154 Good news is, audience is in, ready and raring. 662 00:51:35,256 --> 00:51:37,256 So, er, just a little heads-up from me. 663 00:51:37,358 --> 00:51:38,968 Erm, I'll kick things off, a little intro, 664 00:51:38,992 --> 00:51:40,294 little bit about me, 665 00:51:40,396 --> 00:51:43,197 little bit about my role as Bocuse d'Or UK head coach. 666 00:51:43,299 --> 00:51:45,329 Overview of the rules, what's up for grabs today, 667 00:51:45,431 --> 00:51:47,096 place at the European semi-finals, 668 00:51:47,198 --> 00:51:48,637 so on and so forth. 669 00:51:48,739 --> 00:51:50,165 General frenzy-whipping. 670 00:51:50,267 --> 00:51:52,366 Excitement. Good. 671 00:51:52,468 --> 00:51:54,775 Any questions? Excellent. 672 00:51:54,877 --> 00:51:57,278 All right, Chefs. Onwards. 673 00:52:02,018 --> 00:52:03,947 - Hello, you. - Hi! Hello. 674 00:52:05,118 --> 00:52:06,185 - Good to see ya. - Yeah. 675 00:52:06,287 --> 00:52:08,656 - Congrats on the star. - Same to you. 676 00:52:08,758 --> 00:52:09,485 Yeah, well, I think 677 00:52:09,587 --> 00:52:10,931 I'm a little old hat at this point. 678 00:52:10,955 --> 00:52:12,190 No. 679 00:52:12,292 --> 00:52:14,523 This is Jade Khadime, my commis. 680 00:52:14,625 --> 00:52:16,160 - And the real deal. - Hello, Jade. 681 00:52:16,262 --> 00:52:18,195 Well, best of luck out there. 682 00:52:18,297 --> 00:52:19,377 Excellent hair, by the way. 683 00:52:19,429 --> 00:52:20,963 - Oh, thank you. - Yes. 684 00:52:25,469 --> 00:52:27,209 Er, just gonna pop to the loo. 685 00:52:33,246 --> 00:52:35,417 Oh, fuck! 686 00:53:10,280 --> 00:53:12,285 Chef! 687 00:53:12,387 --> 00:53:14,147 Chef, they're ready for us. 688 00:53:17,260 --> 00:53:18,859 It's fine, honestly. Honestly, I'm fine. 689 00:53:18,961 --> 00:53:20,229 I'm... I'm... I'm coming. 690 00:53:22,832 --> 00:53:23,958 Chef, are you using? 691 00:53:26,735 --> 00:53:28,133 What? 692 00:53:28,235 --> 00:53:30,437 Chefs' circle of trust, Chef. 693 00:53:37,514 --> 00:53:38,544 No. 694 00:53:42,779 --> 00:53:45,815 No, I have stage three ovarian cancer. 695 00:53:53,826 --> 00:53:56,892 Do you want to call time on the whole competing thing? 696 00:53:59,901 --> 00:54:00,901 No, I do not. 697 00:54:11,781 --> 00:54:12,974 Thank you. 698 00:54:30,800 --> 00:54:31,800 Let's do it. 699 00:54:33,334 --> 00:54:34,574 That's okay. Is that right? 700 00:54:34,602 --> 00:54:36,082 - Yeah, it's fine. - That's brilliant. 701 00:54:42,507 --> 00:54:44,078 All right. 702 00:54:44,180 --> 00:54:45,460 Best of luck out there, everyone. 703 00:54:47,281 --> 00:54:48,944 ♪ Darling, hold my hand ♪ 704 00:54:50,450 --> 00:54:52,816 ♪ Oh, won't you 705 00:56:01,222 --> 00:56:02,424 Hi. 706 00:56:07,965 --> 00:56:09,724 Penny for your thoughts. 707 00:56:09,826 --> 00:56:12,500 - Hi. Hi. - So. 708 00:56:15,800 --> 00:56:16,976 I think I like this one 709 00:56:17,000 --> 00:56:19,870 but I suspect I'm pretty easy either way. 710 00:56:25,245 --> 00:56:26,613 Could I sleep on it? 711 00:56:28,015 --> 00:56:29,015 Yeah. 712 00:56:31,185 --> 00:56:32,388 Yeah, absolutely. 713 00:56:39,895 --> 00:56:40,895 What? 714 00:56:43,526 --> 00:56:44,730 What's going on? 715 00:56:47,133 --> 00:56:48,536 Tired. 716 00:56:49,873 --> 00:56:50,873 Okay. 717 00:57:26,571 --> 00:57:28,103 Okay 718 00:57:43,325 --> 00:57:45,193 Oh, don't forget your, erm... 719 00:57:45,295 --> 00:57:46,957 Waterproof. 720 00:58:19,625 --> 00:58:21,296 - Hello. - It's us! 721 00:58:21,398 --> 00:58:23,197 Hi! 722 00:58:23,299 --> 00:58:24,529 Okay, I'm gonna buzz you up. 723 00:58:24,631 --> 00:58:26,462 They're here. 724 00:58:26,564 --> 00:58:27,800 All right. 725 00:58:34,275 --> 00:58:35,844 - Mama! - Hello! 726 00:58:36,975 --> 00:58:38,695 - I love that dress. - Thank you. 727 00:58:38,777 --> 00:58:39,854 Kind of matches, actually. 728 00:58:39,878 --> 00:58:40,986 Sorry I haven't brought you anything. 729 00:58:41,010 --> 00:58:42,290 It's okay. You brought me a baby. 730 00:58:42,378 --> 00:58:43,925 - I brought you a baby. - Ben, how are you? 731 00:58:43,949 --> 00:58:45,231 Oh, sorry, babies. 732 00:58:45,255 --> 00:58:47,955 Babies want attention. Hi, hi. 733 00:58:49,120 --> 00:58:50,763 - Unbelievable. - Hi, loves. Come on in. 734 00:58:50,787 --> 00:58:51,956 - Wow! - Thank you. 735 00:58:52,058 --> 00:58:53,932 - It goes back so far. - I know, and I have a bath. 736 00:58:53,956 --> 00:58:55,327 - And a double bed. - Ah, hi. 737 00:58:55,429 --> 00:58:56,697 Go on. 738 00:58:56,799 --> 00:58:57,594 - You've never been here. - Really, so grown-up. 739 00:58:57,696 --> 00:58:58,807 Have you? I've just realized. 740 00:58:58,831 --> 00:58:59,941 - It's so cool. - No, I haven't. No. 741 00:58:59,965 --> 00:59:01,107 My goodness. Look at the little... 742 00:59:01,131 --> 00:59:03,435 Hi! Sorry, didn't mean to, er... 743 00:59:03,537 --> 00:59:04,865 - Hi, I'm so sorry. - Hi. 744 00:59:04,967 --> 00:59:06,007 - Hello. - Good to see you. 745 00:59:06,103 --> 00:59:07,379 - I'm Almut's sister, Leah. - I'm Reginald. 746 00:59:07,403 --> 00:59:08,817 - That's my dad, yeah. - Lovely to meet you. 747 00:59:08,841 --> 00:59:10,017 Reginald, it's a pleasure to meet you. 748 00:59:10,041 --> 00:59:11,150 - It smells amazing. - Thank you. 749 00:59:11,174 --> 00:59:12,852 - Likewise. - Hi, I'm Almut's brother, 750 00:59:12,876 --> 00:59:14,049 - Lucas. - Welcome, welcome. 751 00:59:14,151 --> 00:59:15,277 Thank you, thank you. 752 00:59:15,379 --> 00:59:16,560 Well, it's not my home, but I'm welcoming everyone anyway. 753 00:59:16,584 --> 00:59:17,350 Hey, I'm the other brother, Ben. 754 00:59:17,452 --> 00:59:18,458 - Hi. Hi. - Nice to meet you. 755 00:59:18,482 --> 00:59:19,584 You too. 756 00:59:19,686 --> 00:59:20,763 - Thanks for this. - Oh, pleasure. 757 00:59:20,787 --> 00:59:24,619 Bea said we had to go to Salt Lake. 758 00:59:25,792 --> 00:59:27,627 She said, "You'll love it," she says. 759 00:59:27,729 --> 00:59:30,764 And so... And so we're there and it's winter. 760 00:59:31,399 --> 00:59:32,694 It's... It's snowing. 761 00:59:32,796 --> 00:59:35,634 It's beautiful and, erm, 762 00:59:35,736 --> 00:59:37,164 we decide to visit the Tabernacle. 763 00:59:37,266 --> 00:59:39,102 - I don't know if you know it. - Oh, yeah. 764 00:59:39,204 --> 00:59:41,474 It's, erm... 765 00:59:41,576 --> 00:59:43,037 Well, I don't even know how late 766 00:59:43,139 --> 00:59:45,746 and, er, we've watched the sun go down. 767 00:59:46,843 --> 00:59:48,650 And it's been the most... 768 00:59:49,381 --> 00:59:51,114 You know, 769 00:59:51,216 --> 00:59:53,448 the most wonderful day of our entire fucking lives. 770 00:59:54,723 --> 00:59:57,725 And I turned to her and I said... I say... 771 00:59:59,563 --> 01:00:01,492 "Bea, don't know about you, 772 01:00:01,594 --> 01:00:02,992 "but I think this is how 773 01:00:03,094 --> 01:00:05,532 "I'd like to spend the rest of my life." 774 01:00:05,634 --> 01:00:07,962 No ring, nothing, just... 775 01:00:08,064 --> 01:00:11,306 - Said it. - And what did she say? 776 01:00:11,408 --> 01:00:13,073 "Don't be so fucking sentimental." 777 01:00:16,439 --> 01:00:20,781 "I don't need a roomful of people and a piece of paper 778 01:00:20,883 --> 01:00:23,282 "to know I want to spend the rest of my life with you," 779 01:00:23,384 --> 01:00:25,120 - she said. - Yeah. 780 01:00:25,222 --> 01:00:26,222 - Amen. - Yeah. 781 01:00:26,317 --> 01:00:29,284 So when were you... When were you all in Salt Lake? 782 01:00:30,259 --> 01:00:32,757 Erm, 15 years ago. 783 01:00:32,859 --> 01:00:35,158 - Give or take. - Business or pleasure? 784 01:00:38,798 --> 01:00:40,999 What? What's going on? 785 01:00:42,664 --> 01:00:45,634 I... I just happened to be in a competition that year, so... 786 01:00:45,736 --> 01:00:46,900 Happened, just... 787 01:00:47,002 --> 01:00:48,276 - Don't. - Competition? 788 01:00:48,378 --> 01:00:50,277 What sort of a competition? 789 01:00:50,379 --> 01:00:51,908 It was, erm... 790 01:00:52,010 --> 01:00:53,912 I used to... I used to figure-skate. 791 01:00:54,014 --> 01:00:57,879 Erm... ISU World Championships. 792 01:00:57,981 --> 01:00:59,688 She was unbe-fucking-lievable. 793 01:00:59,790 --> 01:01:01,666 I can't believe you haven't told these guys this. 794 01:01:01,690 --> 01:01:02,730 - Stop. - It was, it was. 795 01:01:02,754 --> 01:01:03,954 - Check it out. - No. 796 01:01:04,057 --> 01:01:05,888 - Check it out. - You have to see this, 797 01:01:05,990 --> 01:01:07,234 - Reginald, it's... - I'm speechless. 798 01:01:07,258 --> 01:01:08,671 - Absolutely remarkable. - Here she goes. 799 01:01:08,695 --> 01:01:10,165 Here she goes. Here she goes. 800 01:01:11,864 --> 01:01:13,007 Oh! 801 01:01:13,031 --> 01:01:14,928 - This is you? - Yeah, watch this. 802 01:01:18,703 --> 01:01:19,703 Oh! 803 01:01:19,773 --> 01:01:21,093 Oh, my goodness me. 804 01:01:21,172 --> 01:01:23,406 Stop. Stop, stop. Please. I said no. 805 01:01:23,509 --> 01:01:24,909 I said no. 806 01:01:25,012 --> 01:01:27,012 - You should be proud. - Yeah, bloody marvelous. 807 01:01:28,485 --> 01:01:29,565 Thanks, mom. 808 01:01:32,221 --> 01:01:33,687 Yeah. 809 01:01:33,789 --> 01:01:35,922 Wine. Anyone for any wine? 810 01:01:39,155 --> 01:01:40,689 You know it isn't even just you? 811 01:01:43,392 --> 01:01:45,294 Like, honest to God, no one knows about it. 812 01:01:54,906 --> 01:01:56,107 Thank you. 813 01:01:59,615 --> 01:02:01,948 It was Dad who got me into skating. 814 01:02:05,086 --> 01:02:07,246 I think he actually really wanted a sporty child and... 815 01:02:07,283 --> 01:02:10,055 And I suppose I was his last chance. 816 01:02:11,425 --> 01:02:12,926 And I guess... 817 01:02:13,594 --> 01:02:15,091 He was right to push me 818 01:02:15,193 --> 01:02:18,861 because it turned out I fucking loved it 819 01:02:18,963 --> 01:02:20,967 and I was really good at it. 820 01:02:24,270 --> 01:02:26,637 And in the beginning, he would drive me to Swindon 821 01:02:26,739 --> 01:02:28,909 virtually every weekend. 822 01:02:30,979 --> 01:02:34,310 And then when he was ill, when he was sick, I... 823 01:02:35,782 --> 01:02:38,886 I wanted to help out and... 824 01:02:40,149 --> 01:02:43,385 I took some time off from it. 825 01:02:46,559 --> 01:02:47,559 And then... 826 01:02:51,762 --> 01:02:54,869 After that, 827 01:02:55,937 --> 01:03:00,072 skating without him around was just joyless. 828 01:03:00,772 --> 01:03:02,206 So you just stopped? 829 01:03:05,980 --> 01:03:08,278 I think it just really reminded me of him. 830 01:03:16,690 --> 01:03:18,153 You okay? 831 01:03:18,255 --> 01:03:20,422 - What? - I think I'm gonna be sick. 832 01:03:22,059 --> 01:03:23,425 Okay. 833 01:03:24,598 --> 01:03:26,565 Okay. 834 01:03:26,667 --> 01:03:28,096 I'm cautiously optimistic 835 01:03:28,198 --> 01:03:30,132 we're dealing with an infection. 836 01:03:30,234 --> 01:03:31,967 But, listen, once the fluid is out, 837 01:03:32,069 --> 01:03:33,237 we're gonna run some tests, 838 01:03:33,339 --> 01:03:35,640 and if we find anything, you'll be the first to know. 839 01:03:35,742 --> 01:03:37,241 - Okay. - In the meantime, 840 01:03:37,343 --> 01:03:39,052 I'd like to get you started with some antibiotics, 841 01:03:39,076 --> 01:03:40,410 just to help with the pain. 842 01:03:40,979 --> 01:03:42,054 All right? 843 01:03:42,078 --> 01:03:43,450 Okay? 844 01:03:43,552 --> 01:03:44,814 - Thank you. - Pleasure. 845 01:04:02,202 --> 01:04:04,433 Tobias, I had a call 846 01:04:07,043 --> 01:04:09,438 They called to see if I could come in, and so I did. 847 01:04:09,872 --> 01:04:11,077 Speaking. 848 01:04:14,783 --> 01:04:16,412 They said it wasn't an infection. 849 01:04:16,946 --> 01:04:18,150 What is it? 850 01:04:21,786 --> 01:04:23,323 What is it? 851 01:04:23,425 --> 01:04:24,425 I've made notes. 852 01:04:25,161 --> 01:04:26,161 Erm, 853 01:04:27,728 --> 01:04:30,096 they are recommending 854 01:04:31,396 --> 01:04:35,629 either a partial or a full-blown hysterectomy. 855 01:04:47,743 --> 01:04:51,183 Your note-taking is incredibly thorough, by the way. 856 01:04:52,622 --> 01:04:54,153 Every cloud... 857 01:04:56,386 --> 01:04:58,054 All right, so let me just check, I... 858 01:04:58,156 --> 01:05:00,728 - Mmm-hmm. - Option One would be... 859 01:05:00,830 --> 01:05:02,656 If we ever want to conceive naturally... 860 01:05:03,664 --> 01:05:04,828 Freeze embryos. 861 01:05:06,999 --> 01:05:09,065 - Followed by... - Surgery. 862 01:05:09,167 --> 01:05:10,968 So removing one ovary, not both. 863 01:05:11,070 --> 01:05:12,769 - Followed by... - Chemo. Shit. 864 01:05:12,871 --> 01:05:14,173 Shit ton of chemo. 865 01:05:14,974 --> 01:05:16,236 - Followed by... - Shagging. 866 01:05:16,338 --> 01:05:18,173 Or, well, yeah, whatever. IVF. 867 01:05:18,275 --> 01:05:20,742 Oh, I... I vote shagging, but okay. 868 01:05:23,282 --> 01:05:26,888 Alternatively, Option Two. 869 01:05:26,990 --> 01:05:29,991 Way more invasive but way lower risk of relapse. 870 01:05:30,893 --> 01:05:32,888 Ovaries and uterus, they take it. 871 01:05:32,990 --> 01:05:34,193 They take it all. 872 01:05:34,859 --> 01:05:36,030 Okay. 873 01:05:37,465 --> 01:05:38,465 Okay. 874 01:05:41,203 --> 01:05:42,441 - I think... - Listen... Oh, sorry. 875 01:05:42,465 --> 01:05:44,667 - No. Do you want... - No. No, you. 876 01:05:44,769 --> 01:05:45,974 Okay. 877 01:05:48,741 --> 01:05:49,945 I guess... 878 01:05:51,209 --> 01:05:53,377 I think, unless you think I'm... 879 01:05:54,816 --> 01:05:57,617 Insane, I think I am inclined 880 01:05:57,719 --> 01:06:01,088 to say that I would... 881 01:06:03,554 --> 01:06:06,258 I would like to hang on to at least one of my... 882 01:06:07,589 --> 01:06:11,659 Fucking addled cancer-ridden ovaries. 883 01:06:16,901 --> 01:06:19,636 Because, well... 884 01:06:20,405 --> 01:06:23,038 Just because I never, in a general sense, 885 01:06:23,140 --> 01:06:25,508 saw myself having kids, 886 01:06:27,180 --> 01:06:29,311 doesn't mean that there isn't a world 887 01:06:29,413 --> 01:06:33,417 where I couldn't see myself, in time, 888 01:06:35,418 --> 01:06:37,718 deciding to have them with you. 889 01:07:18,667 --> 01:07:20,101 I'm in remission. 890 01:07:28,672 --> 01:07:30,445 We should do something 891 01:07:33,442 --> 01:07:35,812 Come on! Come on! 892 01:07:40,684 --> 01:07:42,750 - The throne or something. - What? 893 01:07:45,086 --> 01:07:46,086 No. 894 01:07:47,697 --> 01:07:49,295 That serves you right. 895 01:07:51,529 --> 01:07:53,997 - Everything's great! - Everything's fine. 896 01:08:08,148 --> 01:08:09,616 Wait, wait, wait, wait! 897 01:08:41,983 --> 01:08:44,383 Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. 898 01:09:58,622 --> 01:10:00,561 FEMALE VOICE ON SPEAKER: Breathe in. 899 01:10:03,097 --> 01:10:04,664 Breathe out. 900 01:10:07,864 --> 01:10:10,704 Breathe in. 901 01:10:14,072 --> 01:10:15,072 One second. 902 01:10:30,056 --> 01:10:31,886 Oh, fuck me. 903 01:10:34,659 --> 01:10:38,126 Feeling relaxed and calm. 904 01:10:40,768 --> 01:10:41,768 Almut? 905 01:10:43,706 --> 01:10:45,801 Al? Almut? 906 01:11:08,123 --> 01:11:10,694 Come on, come on, come on, come on. 907 01:11:27,182 --> 01:11:29,646 I'm gonna get a drink. 908 01:11:29,748 --> 01:11:31,845 That is... Yes, £20 with the fuel. 909 01:11:31,947 --> 01:11:33,983 Thank you. Cheers. 910 01:11:34,086 --> 01:11:35,290 Thank you. 911 01:11:38,023 --> 01:11:39,023 Hiya. 912 01:11:39,092 --> 01:11:40,955 Oh, shit. 913 01:11:42,559 --> 01:11:44,529 - Sorry. Thank you. - Hiya. 914 01:11:44,631 --> 01:11:46,276 - Hi, how are you? - Yeah, good, thank you. 915 01:11:46,300 --> 01:11:48,336 - There you go. Any fuel? - Er, no. 916 01:11:53,236 --> 01:11:54,474 Sorry. 917 01:11:56,843 --> 01:11:57,943 Al? 918 01:12:00,276 --> 01:12:02,416 Al? Al? 919 01:12:05,680 --> 01:12:07,080 Sorry. One second, sorry. 920 01:12:11,960 --> 01:12:13,457 Al? 921 01:12:13,559 --> 01:12:15,796 - Mmm-hmm? - Hi. Everything okay? 922 01:12:15,898 --> 01:12:18,295 Kind of. 923 01:12:18,398 --> 01:12:21,567 - What? - Erm... 924 01:12:21,669 --> 01:12:24,002 Well, you see, I thought... I thought I needed a poo. 925 01:12:24,104 --> 01:12:26,270 - Yeah. - And, er, 926 01:12:26,373 --> 01:12:28,669 - now that I'm in here... - Yeah? 927 01:12:28,771 --> 01:12:30,140 I think I might need to push. 928 01:12:30,242 --> 01:12:31,843 No. No, no. No, no. 929 01:12:31,945 --> 01:12:32,979 No! Okay? 930 01:12:33,081 --> 01:12:35,182 Sorry, but you can't push. 931 01:12:35,284 --> 01:12:37,318 If you let me in, I can... I can help. 932 01:12:37,420 --> 01:12:39,748 We have biscuits now, Al. We have biscuits, okay? 933 01:12:39,850 --> 01:12:42,420 - Okay. - Okay, come on. Let me in. 934 01:12:42,522 --> 01:12:43,796 Oh, no, I can't. 935 01:12:43,820 --> 01:12:45,889 What? Just un... Unlock it and open it. 936 01:12:45,991 --> 01:12:48,489 I can't. It's not happening. It's not... It's not working. 937 01:12:48,591 --> 01:12:50,728 Wait. 938 01:12:51,529 --> 01:12:52,793 Sorry. I'm sorry. My, erm... 939 01:12:52,895 --> 01:12:54,467 My partner is stuck in the, erm... 940 01:12:54,569 --> 01:12:56,563 Do you have the... For the... The key for the... 941 01:12:56,665 --> 01:12:58,333 - Yeah. - So sorry, er... 942 01:12:59,704 --> 01:13:01,114 - Thank you. - Hey, Jane, I'll just... 943 01:13:01,138 --> 01:13:03,904 Okay, Al, we have the key. We have the key, don't worry. 944 01:13:04,007 --> 01:13:05,357 It's okay. Sorry about this. 945 01:13:05,381 --> 01:13:06,725 - No, no, it's fine. - Thank you very much. 946 01:13:06,749 --> 01:13:08,347 Okay. 947 01:13:08,449 --> 01:13:09,769 Okay, just... Just don't push, Al. 948 01:13:09,812 --> 01:13:11,092 Whatever you do, just don't pu... 949 01:13:15,851 --> 01:13:19,792 Erm, it's just... Got broken off. 950 01:13:19,894 --> 01:13:21,027 Erm... 951 01:13:21,129 --> 01:13:22,526 - So, Al? - Yeah? 952 01:13:22,628 --> 01:13:24,463 I'm gonna need you to stand back, okay? 953 01:13:24,565 --> 01:13:25,873 - What? - Standing... Standing back 954 01:13:25,897 --> 01:13:27,611 - away from the door. - Wait, wait, wait. Why? 955 01:13:27,635 --> 01:13:29,379 All the way back. Right the way back. All right? 956 01:13:29,403 --> 01:13:30,613 - Why? - I'm so, so sorry. 957 01:13:30,637 --> 01:13:32,970 I think she might be about to give birth. 958 01:13:38,113 --> 01:13:39,239 - Yeah, erm... - Maybe... 959 01:13:39,341 --> 01:13:41,424 I'll... I'll... I'm gonna get Jane, 'cause she'll know... 960 01:13:41,448 --> 01:13:43,416 Okay, get Jane. Jane? Jane? 961 01:13:43,518 --> 01:13:45,347 Jane, pregnant lady stuck in the khazi. 962 01:13:47,156 --> 01:13:49,154 - Just bear with me. - Fine. 963 01:13:49,256 --> 01:13:50,755 The key snapped in the... 964 01:13:52,127 --> 01:13:53,894 - How many weeks? - Forty. 965 01:13:53,996 --> 01:13:55,994 Huh. Mazel tov. 966 01:14:03,206 --> 01:14:04,764 Okay. 967 01:14:06,735 --> 01:14:08,175 Keep standing back, Al. 968 01:14:08,277 --> 01:14:09,804 - Shall I have a go? - Yeah, yeah. 969 01:14:09,906 --> 01:14:11,542 No, it's not. Nah. 970 01:14:11,644 --> 01:14:14,913 Okay. Okay, Al, still standing back? 971 01:14:15,015 --> 01:14:16,345 Okay? 972 01:14:24,424 --> 01:14:27,327 - Hi. - I can't. I'm sorry. 973 01:14:27,429 --> 01:14:28,469 What... What do you mean, you can't? 974 01:14:28,493 --> 01:14:29,962 Move. I can't. I'm sorry. 975 01:14:30,064 --> 01:14:31,526 I can feel it. 976 01:14:31,628 --> 01:14:33,299 No. 977 01:14:33,401 --> 01:14:34,961 No, I know, but we can't. 978 01:14:35,063 --> 01:14:36,867 We have to... We don't... Not... Not here. 979 01:14:36,969 --> 01:14:38,681 - We... We don't... It's not... - Mmm, listen to me. 980 01:14:38,705 --> 01:14:39,981 - It's not safe. - It's just coming. It is. 981 01:14:40,005 --> 01:14:41,713 It is. It's coming. I can feel it. I can feel it. 982 01:14:41,737 --> 01:14:43,409 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 983 01:14:43,511 --> 01:14:45,540 I'm sorry but I... It's... This is... 984 01:14:45,642 --> 01:14:48,114 It's it. It's it. It's it. 985 01:14:54,049 --> 01:14:55,451 Yeah, it seems like we have 986 01:14:55,553 --> 01:14:56,950 almost everything we need. 987 01:14:57,052 --> 01:14:58,622 Except for a midwife. 988 01:14:58,724 --> 01:15:00,686 - Except for a midwife. - Yeah. 989 01:15:04,293 --> 01:15:05,941 Is that a push I hear there? 990 01:15:05,965 --> 01:15:07,872 Yeah, I think this might... This might be a push. 991 01:15:07,896 --> 01:15:08,940 - Do you wanna push? - Yeah. 992 01:15:08,964 --> 01:15:10,637 - Yes, she wants to push. - Yeah. 993 01:15:10,739 --> 01:15:12,699 Watch your head. Watch your head. Watch your head. 994 01:15:13,235 --> 01:15:14,995 Understood, yeah. She... She... She can push. 995 01:15:17,974 --> 01:15:19,612 Al, Al, I'm gonna have to check again 996 01:15:19,714 --> 01:15:21,494 to see if I can see any body parts. Is that okay? 997 01:15:21,518 --> 01:15:23,318 I'm not exactly in a position to say no, am I? 998 01:15:23,350 --> 01:15:24,915 Okay. 999 01:15:28,184 --> 01:15:30,357 - Yes, I can see the head. - Wait, what? 1000 01:15:30,459 --> 01:15:32,458 - What? Tobias? - Shh. Erm... Sorry. 1001 01:15:32,560 --> 01:15:33,870 - Wait, no, I'm sorry, no. - Tobias? Tobias? 1002 01:15:33,894 --> 01:15:35,374 Sorry, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 1003 01:15:35,398 --> 01:15:36,440 Okay, listen to me. You've got this. 1004 01:15:36,464 --> 01:15:37,541 - A head? - Sorry, sorry. 1005 01:15:37,565 --> 01:15:38,775 I'm gonna put you on speakerphone. 1006 01:15:38,799 --> 01:15:39,940 Hold on one second. Can you, can you, can you... 1007 01:15:39,964 --> 01:15:41,140 - Dig deep, babe. - I got it. 1008 01:15:41,164 --> 01:15:42,481 - Thank you. Sorry, still here. - Hello? 1009 01:15:42,505 --> 01:15:43,815 Can you say that last bit again, please? 1010 01:15:43,839 --> 01:15:45,109 With each contraction, place 1011 01:15:45,133 --> 01:15:46,415 Listen, you're doing brilliantly. 1012 01:15:46,439 --> 01:15:47,605 Against the vagina 1013 01:15:47,707 --> 01:15:50,203 and apply firm but 1014 01:15:50,305 --> 01:15:52,145 - to keep baby's head... - To keep baby inside? 1015 01:15:52,246 --> 01:15:53,578 - No. - No, Christ! 1016 01:15:53,680 --> 01:15:55,382 - No, please do not do that. - No. 1017 01:15:55,484 --> 01:15:56,790 You do not want to keep 1018 01:15:56,814 --> 01:15:58,684 - the baby inside. - Right. 1019 01:15:58,786 --> 01:16:00,983 You want to apply firm 1020 01:16:01,085 --> 01:16:03,583 to keep baby's head 1021 01:16:03,685 --> 01:16:04,755 and tearing. 1022 01:16:04,857 --> 01:16:06,987 Sorry. Sorry. Understood, yes. Understood. 1023 01:16:07,089 --> 01:16:09,229 - Oh, my God. - Do you understand? 1024 01:16:09,331 --> 01:16:10,594 Yes, yes, got it now. Sorry. 1025 01:16:10,696 --> 01:16:12,133 How is mom doing now? 1026 01:16:12,235 --> 01:16:13,364 How's mom doing now? 1027 01:16:13,466 --> 01:16:14,506 Oh. Tell her it feels like 1028 01:16:14,569 --> 01:16:15,946 a huge fucking lump between my legs. 1029 01:16:15,970 --> 01:16:17,449 She says it feels like she's got a lump between her legs. 1030 01:16:17,473 --> 01:16:18,582 - A huge fucking lump. - I'm sorry. 1031 01:16:18,606 --> 01:16:20,018 A huge fucking lump between her legs. 1032 01:16:20,042 --> 01:16:21,042 Yeah. 1033 01:16:21,136 --> 01:16:22,536 Is there anyone 1034 01:16:22,610 --> 01:16:24,037 Yeah, we're actually... I'm sorry. 1035 01:16:24,139 --> 01:16:25,423 I'm sorry, I don't know their names. 1036 01:16:25,447 --> 01:16:26,586 - Er, Sanjaya. - Sanjaya. 1037 01:16:26,610 --> 01:16:27,611 - Jane, hi. - Hi. 1038 01:16:27,713 --> 01:16:29,043 Could one of you do me a favour 1039 01:16:29,145 --> 01:16:30,321 and go and make sure... 1040 01:16:30,345 --> 01:16:31,859 the front door is 1041 01:16:31,883 --> 01:16:33,363 Yeah. It's a... It's a petrol station. 1042 01:16:33,415 --> 01:16:35,715 Yeah, it's a petrol station. You just walk straight in. 1043 01:16:37,955 --> 01:16:39,756 Ooh, I can feel it, I can feel it. 1044 01:16:39,858 --> 01:16:40,934 The head, it's coming. It's coming. 1045 01:16:40,958 --> 01:16:43,659 Okay, here we go. 1046 01:16:43,762 --> 01:16:45,460 Here we go. 1047 01:16:45,562 --> 01:16:46,893 Whoa-ho! 1048 01:16:46,995 --> 01:16:48,335 Lean into me. That's it. 1049 01:16:48,437 --> 01:16:49,546 There's a face! There's a face! 1050 01:16:49,570 --> 01:16:50,770 There's a face! I mean, a head. 1051 01:16:50,867 --> 01:16:52,239 There's a head! It's great. 1052 01:16:52,341 --> 01:16:53,450 Head's out. 1053 01:16:53,474 --> 01:16:54,674 - Oh, my God! - You're amazing. 1054 01:16:54,743 --> 01:16:56,051 Yeah, she's doing great. She is. She's doing great. 1055 01:16:56,075 --> 01:16:57,982 You're doing great. You're doing so fucking great! 1056 01:16:58,006 --> 01:17:00,611 Oh, my God! 1057 01:17:00,713 --> 01:17:01,790 All right, yes! 1058 01:17:01,814 --> 01:17:03,780 Got the shoulders. Shoulders are out. 1059 01:17:03,882 --> 01:17:05,647 That's it. 1060 01:17:05,749 --> 01:17:06,981 Yes. That's it. That's it. 1061 01:17:07,083 --> 01:17:09,217 Ah. Oh. She's out. 1062 01:17:09,319 --> 01:17:11,230 - Yes, yes! You did it! - Oh! Oh, my God. She is? 1063 01:17:11,254 --> 01:17:13,593 That's great. 1064 01:17:13,695 --> 01:17:15,294 Is baby crying, Dad? 1065 01:17:15,396 --> 01:17:16,396 Both. 1066 01:17:16,463 --> 01:17:17,824 - Both. - We did it! 1067 01:17:17,926 --> 01:17:19,297 We did it! 1068 01:17:19,399 --> 01:17:20,635 You are incredible. 1069 01:17:20,737 --> 01:17:23,065 What I need you to do 1070 01:17:23,167 --> 01:17:25,703 and gently wipe and dry 1071 01:17:25,805 --> 01:17:27,606 - Yeah. Yeah. - Nose and mouth first. 1072 01:17:27,708 --> 01:17:28,983 - All right? - She's gorgeous. 1073 01:17:29,007 --> 01:17:30,709 - Yeah, okay. - She's gorgeous. 1074 01:17:30,812 --> 01:17:32,876 - Can I see her? - Yeah, she's coming. 1075 01:17:32,978 --> 01:17:34,087 Can you put that towel underneath for me? 1076 01:17:34,111 --> 01:17:35,420 Can I see her? I have to see her. 1077 01:17:35,444 --> 01:17:36,792 - She's coming. She's coming. - Oh, my God. There she is. 1078 01:17:36,816 --> 01:17:38,519 Thank you, Sanjaya. 1079 01:17:38,621 --> 01:17:40,483 - Hi. - That's your mommy. 1080 01:17:40,585 --> 01:17:41,921 That's your mommy. 1081 01:17:42,023 --> 01:17:44,421 I can hear her. You did say 1082 01:17:44,523 --> 01:17:46,060 Her. She. 1083 01:17:46,162 --> 01:17:47,987 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. 1084 01:17:48,090 --> 01:17:49,857 Congratulations, Mom and Dad. 1085 01:17:49,959 --> 01:17:51,861 Now, I need you to make sure 1086 01:17:51,963 --> 01:17:53,701 baby is wrapped 1087 01:17:53,803 --> 01:17:55,509 - Yeah. Yeah, yeah. - Can you do that for me, Dad? 1088 01:17:56,638 --> 01:17:57,948 Without pulling 1089 01:17:57,972 --> 01:18:00,139 I want you to put baby 1090 01:18:00,241 --> 01:18:01,002 Al, Al, Al. 1091 01:18:01,104 --> 01:18:02,642 And I'm gonna need 1092 01:18:02,744 --> 01:18:04,706 that mom and baby 1093 01:18:04,808 --> 01:18:06,005 - Yeah. - Hi. 1094 01:18:06,108 --> 01:18:07,609 - I've got you. - Yeah. 1095 01:18:07,711 --> 01:18:09,743 Oh, my God. Hi! 1096 01:18:09,845 --> 01:18:12,448 Oh, she's beautiful! 1097 01:18:12,550 --> 01:18:13,946 Thanks, Jane. 1098 01:18:14,048 --> 01:18:15,322 Shh. 1099 01:18:15,425 --> 01:18:16,824 Dad, I've got some good news. 1100 01:18:16,926 --> 01:18:19,520 Ambulance should be with you 1101 01:18:19,622 --> 01:18:21,060 Okay. 1102 01:18:21,162 --> 01:18:22,670 In the meantime, contractions 1103 01:18:22,694 --> 01:18:23,829 Do you want the... Yeah. 1104 01:18:23,931 --> 01:18:25,373 Because mom's got to 1105 01:18:25,397 --> 01:18:28,466 so I'm going to need you to 1106 01:18:28,568 --> 01:18:29,568 - and warm. Okay? - Yeah. 1107 01:18:29,667 --> 01:18:30,667 Okay, I can do that. 1108 01:18:33,240 --> 01:18:34,240 Yeah. 1109 01:18:55,727 --> 01:18:57,493 Happy New Year. 1110 01:19:01,637 --> 01:19:04,101 Happy New Year... 1111 01:19:06,773 --> 01:19:08,373 Happy New Year. 1112 01:19:08,475 --> 01:19:09,744 Happy New Year. 1113 01:19:24,554 --> 01:19:28,125 Not only have we been unable to shrink the tumor, 1114 01:19:28,227 --> 01:19:31,931 but in fact the disease eems to have metastasised. 1115 01:19:33,028 --> 01:19:34,767 Which means, I'm afraid, 1116 01:19:34,869 --> 01:19:37,134 we're still not in a position to operate. 1117 01:19:39,139 --> 01:19:42,676 But there are plenty of reasons to remain positive. 1118 01:19:42,779 --> 01:19:45,605 Other treatment options are still available. 1119 01:19:45,707 --> 01:19:49,914 Failure first time around has almost no bearing whatsoever 1120 01:19:50,016 --> 01:19:52,248 on the likelihood of second-line success. 1121 01:20:00,659 --> 01:20:01,862 It's fine. I'm fine. 1122 01:20:05,798 --> 01:20:07,827 I'm okay. It's okay, honestly. 1123 01:20:07,929 --> 01:20:09,133 Yeah. 1124 01:20:10,934 --> 01:20:13,005 It's okay not to be okay. 1125 01:20:15,343 --> 01:20:16,343 It's a lot. 1126 01:20:17,306 --> 01:20:19,407 You've been through a lot, both of you. 1127 01:20:25,687 --> 01:20:27,783 Gosh. Christ. 1128 01:20:27,885 --> 01:20:30,123 Sorry. 1129 01:20:35,765 --> 01:20:38,192 Oh, my God. Are you sure? 1130 01:20:38,294 --> 01:20:40,859 Not exactly haute cuisine. 1131 01:20:40,962 --> 01:20:42,028 Thank you. 1132 01:20:43,735 --> 01:20:45,268 Oh. Thanks. 1133 01:20:47,235 --> 01:20:48,876 What did you go for? 1134 01:20:50,378 --> 01:20:51,907 Twix. 1135 01:20:52,010 --> 01:20:53,644 - Nice. - Yeah. 1136 01:20:53,746 --> 01:20:56,081 - What about you? - Bounty. 1137 01:20:59,719 --> 01:21:02,956 When in Rome. 1138 01:21:20,574 --> 01:21:21,942 Meant to ask, erm... 1139 01:21:23,240 --> 01:21:25,741 I have a feeling my 4:00 is gonna overrun. 1140 01:21:25,843 --> 01:21:27,244 I don't suppose 1141 01:21:27,346 --> 01:21:29,550 there's any chance you might be able to do pick-up? 1142 01:21:29,652 --> 01:21:31,017 Erm, only if you have the time. 1143 01:21:32,855 --> 01:21:35,384 - Definitely. - Thank you. That'd be great. 1144 01:21:37,556 --> 01:21:38,618 Pleasure. 1145 01:21:57,208 --> 01:21:59,411 Okay, so that is 15 minutes over. 1146 01:21:59,513 --> 01:22:00,513 Fuck. 1147 01:22:13,757 --> 01:22:14,995 Sixteen. 1148 01:22:15,928 --> 01:22:18,026 Fuck, fuck. It's fucked. Stop. 1149 01:22:18,128 --> 01:22:19,288 It's fucked. It's... We're... 1150 01:22:19,331 --> 01:22:20,845 We're still far too fucking slow on the prep. 1151 01:22:20,869 --> 01:22:22,179 And this whole sous vide situation 1152 01:22:22,203 --> 01:22:23,975 - is fucking killing us! - All right. All right. Easy. 1153 01:22:23,999 --> 01:22:25,001 Let's take five. 1154 01:22:25,103 --> 01:22:26,343 No, I don't wanna take a break. 1155 01:22:26,405 --> 01:22:27,845 I don't wanna take five. I wanna go back to the start. 1156 01:22:27,869 --> 01:22:29,954 I need to look at the plans. I need to look at the timings. 1157 01:22:29,978 --> 01:22:31,538 I need to figure this shit the fuck out. 1158 01:22:32,008 --> 01:22:33,981 Sick of this shit! 1159 01:22:41,689 --> 01:22:43,923 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. 1160 01:22:44,026 --> 01:22:45,656 Yeah, you're right. 1161 01:22:45,758 --> 01:22:46,856 Let's take five. 1162 01:23:46,115 --> 01:23:47,285 Right, what's next? 1163 01:23:48,118 --> 01:23:49,820 - Octopus? - Yep. 1164 01:24:10,472 --> 01:24:11,712 Where the hell were you? 1165 01:24:15,651 --> 01:24:16,410 You said you were gonna 1166 01:24:16,512 --> 01:24:18,072 - do pick-up. - I was in the restaurant. 1167 01:24:21,183 --> 01:24:23,354 - Oh, my God. - No. 1168 01:24:23,456 --> 01:24:25,684 You weren't in the restaurant, cos I spoke to Skye. 1169 01:24:25,787 --> 01:24:27,271 She didn't know where the hell you were either. 1170 01:24:27,295 --> 01:24:29,135 Was everything okay with the... With the pick-up? 1171 01:24:29,159 --> 01:24:30,427 No, not particularly. 1172 01:24:33,330 --> 01:24:34,530 Jesus. 1173 01:24:37,404 --> 01:24:39,565 I was this close to calling round A&E departments. 1174 01:24:39,667 --> 01:24:41,504 I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm really sorry. 1175 01:24:46,448 --> 01:24:47,448 Erm... 1176 01:24:55,683 --> 01:24:58,356 I'm in training for the Bocuse d'Or. 1177 01:25:08,333 --> 01:25:09,973 - Beg your pardon? - Not... Not the final. 1178 01:25:10,034 --> 01:25:11,034 Just the Euros. 1179 01:25:11,103 --> 01:25:13,734 We, erm... We won the UK heat. 1180 01:25:15,004 --> 01:25:16,810 How long? 1181 01:25:16,912 --> 01:25:18,706 - Huh? - How long have you been 1182 01:25:18,808 --> 01:25:21,079 prioritising fucking cooking instead of getting better? 1183 01:25:21,181 --> 01:25:23,083 Er, the UK heat was back in October 1184 01:25:23,185 --> 01:25:25,986 and the, er, Euro qualifiers are coming up soon. 1185 01:25:26,088 --> 01:25:28,786 Do... Do the hospital know? Did they, erm... 1186 01:25:28,888 --> 01:25:31,422 Did you... Please. 1187 01:25:33,059 --> 01:25:34,136 Please. Please tell me that... 1188 01:25:34,160 --> 01:25:36,194 That they, erm, and that you... 1189 01:25:36,296 --> 01:25:38,160 What difference does it make if they know? 1190 01:25:38,262 --> 01:25:41,795 Oh, grow up, will you, Almut? 1191 01:25:42,934 --> 01:25:44,534 You have cancer. 1192 01:25:45,432 --> 01:25:46,499 You have cancer, Al. 1193 01:25:46,601 --> 01:25:49,107 No, you grow up, you fucking dick. 1194 01:25:49,209 --> 01:25:52,505 The difference this could make is... 1195 01:25:52,607 --> 01:25:55,182 It's vast. 1196 01:25:56,083 --> 01:25:57,844 Why? Why are you taking the risk? 1197 01:25:59,187 --> 01:26:01,988 - Isn't it obvious? - No, actually, it's not. 1198 01:26:02,090 --> 01:26:03,364 - Not to me. - I'm... I'm not exactly 1199 01:26:03,388 --> 01:26:06,126 gonna get the chance again, am I? 1200 01:26:06,228 --> 01:26:08,039 What is that supposed to mean? In what reality... 1201 01:26:08,063 --> 01:26:10,128 It means I'm not particularly interested 1202 01:26:10,230 --> 01:26:12,124 in dying with fuck all to show for it. 1203 01:26:12,226 --> 01:26:15,266 Oh, okay. 1204 01:26:15,368 --> 01:26:17,398 So we're not... We're not enough for you? 1205 01:26:17,500 --> 01:26:19,640 Is that... Is that what it is? 1206 01:26:21,105 --> 01:26:22,943 Award-winning chef 1207 01:26:23,045 --> 01:26:25,637 cum-former figure-skating nutcase... 1208 01:26:25,739 --> 01:26:27,208 No, now you're just being mean. 1209 01:26:27,310 --> 01:26:29,148 No, no, no. No, I'm not. 1210 01:26:29,251 --> 01:26:31,087 I'm... I'm honestly... I'm trying to understand 1211 01:26:31,111 --> 01:26:36,354 what it is that motivates an otherwise perfectly sane... 1212 01:26:36,456 --> 01:26:39,190 Of course you factor into my thinking, you fuck! 1213 01:26:39,292 --> 01:26:40,823 Okay, so, then, I don't understand. 1214 01:26:40,926 --> 01:26:42,028 I'm sorry. 1215 01:26:42,130 --> 01:26:43,437 But, I really... Honest to God, I don't. 1216 01:26:43,461 --> 01:26:45,629 Maybe... I mean, Jesus! 1217 01:26:46,265 --> 01:26:47,664 I mean, did it ever occur to you 1218 01:26:47,766 --> 01:26:50,732 that maybe I don't wanna just be someone's dead fucking mom? 1219 01:26:54,309 --> 01:26:56,304 I mean, at this point nothing terrifies me more 1220 01:26:56,406 --> 01:26:58,078 than the thought of having her 1221 01:26:58,180 --> 01:27:01,246 having nothing whatsoever to remember me by. 1222 01:27:01,349 --> 01:27:03,083 And it's like there's this... This bit of me 1223 01:27:03,185 --> 01:27:05,049 that is fucking desperate for her to know 1224 01:27:05,151 --> 01:27:06,484 that I didn't just give up. 1225 01:27:08,453 --> 01:27:09,817 And wouldn't it be quite the thing 1226 01:27:09,919 --> 01:27:13,058 if maybe one day she decided to look back on this time, 1227 01:27:13,160 --> 01:27:14,788 she actually chose to look back 1228 01:27:14,890 --> 01:27:18,732 on this entire godforsaken episode and thought, 1229 01:27:18,834 --> 01:27:21,162 "Wow, that's my mom"? 1230 01:27:26,169 --> 01:27:27,340 I don't... 1231 01:27:28,836 --> 01:27:31,572 I don't want my relationship with Ella 1232 01:27:31,674 --> 01:27:34,912 to be solely defined by my decline. 1233 01:27:51,363 --> 01:27:52,792 Or maybe I actually just can't bear 1234 01:27:52,894 --> 01:27:54,895 the thought of being forgotten. 1235 01:27:57,434 --> 01:27:58,965 I'm not sure which is worse. 1236 01:28:15,883 --> 01:28:18,724 Wanting us to remember your achievements 1237 01:28:18,826 --> 01:28:19,826 is one thing. 1238 01:28:21,792 --> 01:28:24,430 Wanting us to somehow remember your achievements 1239 01:28:24,532 --> 01:28:26,531 that we have absolutely no fucking knowledge of... 1240 01:28:26,633 --> 01:28:29,168 Okay, I get it, I fucked up. I fucked up. Please stop. 1241 01:28:29,270 --> 01:28:31,437 Please. Please stop going on about it. 1242 01:28:39,143 --> 01:28:40,314 When is it? 1243 01:28:43,016 --> 01:28:44,777 The thing? 1244 01:28:44,879 --> 01:28:47,849 The European qualifying, what... Whatever? 1245 01:28:51,220 --> 01:28:52,392 June. 1246 01:28:53,387 --> 01:28:54,592 June? 1247 01:29:01,902 --> 01:29:03,931 June the, erm... 1248 01:29:05,601 --> 01:29:07,374 It's the 5th and 6th of June. 1249 01:29:13,815 --> 01:29:16,613 Oh, right. 1250 01:29:16,715 --> 01:29:19,617 I'm so sorry, Tobias. 1251 01:29:21,252 --> 01:29:23,252 I am. 1252 01:32:11,752 --> 01:32:13,120 Aerodynamic, innit? 1253 01:32:32,242 --> 01:32:34,387 Chef, I think I might be about to throw up. 1254 01:32:37,179 --> 01:32:39,183 Oh, shit. Erm, do you... Do you have a buck... 1255 01:32:39,285 --> 01:32:40,145 Can I have a bucket? 1256 01:32:40,247 --> 01:32:42,589 Like a cup, or... 1257 01:32:43,589 --> 01:32:44,627 Okay, there you go. 1258 01:32:48,589 --> 01:32:50,564 Okay. 1259 01:33:00,373 --> 01:33:02,275 - Better? - Oui, Chef. 1260 01:33:05,513 --> 01:33:08,046 Sometimes, Chef, inside just wants out. 1261 01:33:09,645 --> 01:33:10,679 - Okay? - Yeah. 1262 01:33:10,781 --> 01:33:12,277 Yeah. Let's do it. 1263 01:33:16,523 --> 01:33:20,088 ♪ I get a good feeling, yeah ♪ 1264 01:33:21,422 --> 01:33:25,897 ♪ Get a feeling that I 1265 01:33:26,500 --> 01:33:28,893 ♪ I get a good feeling, yeah ♪ 1266 01:33:28,995 --> 01:33:31,363 ♪ Oh, oh, sometimes... ♪ 1267 01:33:36,877 --> 01:33:38,904 Please welcome the 1268 01:33:39,006 --> 01:33:40,612 Almut Bruhl and Jade Khadim. 1269 01:33:40,714 --> 01:33:43,249 Come on, England! 1270 01:33:43,351 --> 01:33:44,460 Impressive start 1271 01:33:44,484 --> 01:33:45,880 with a plate presentation. 1272 01:33:45,982 --> 01:33:47,451 Please welcome Norway. 1273 01:33:47,554 --> 01:33:49,451 Vigo Hansen and Soren Hansen. 1274 01:34:02,364 --> 01:34:04,333 Come on, you Brits! 1275 01:34:11,609 --> 01:34:12,609 Ready, go. 1276 01:34:12,679 --> 01:34:14,808 Here we go. 1277 01:34:14,910 --> 01:34:16,677 United Kingdom. 1278 01:34:16,779 --> 01:34:19,015 Start! 1279 01:34:34,764 --> 01:34:35,997 That's your mom. 1280 01:34:36,100 --> 01:34:38,269 - Team UK! Team UK! - Go on, Team UK! 1281 01:34:38,371 --> 01:34:39,371 Come on, GB! 1282 01:35:04,931 --> 01:35:05,938 Okay, let's get them out. 1283 01:35:05,962 --> 01:35:07,426 Yeah, yeah, yeah, coming. 1284 01:35:08,664 --> 01:35:10,099 Here we go. 1285 01:35:12,133 --> 01:35:14,132 - Thank you. - Well done. 1286 01:35:14,234 --> 01:35:16,776 Good. 1287 01:35:17,744 --> 01:35:20,408 Let's go, mom! Let's go, Almut! 1288 01:36:00,721 --> 01:36:02,181 Go, go, go... 1289 01:36:02,283 --> 01:36:04,753 Team United Kingdom, 1290 01:36:04,855 --> 01:36:07,321 thirty seconds to finish. 1291 01:36:07,423 --> 01:36:10,764 Let's go, Almut! 1292 01:36:17,906 --> 01:36:19,483 Keep going! MAN 4: Down to the wire, guys! 1293 01:36:19,507 --> 01:36:21,038 Couple more seconds. Come on! 1294 01:36:27,913 --> 01:36:30,548 Ten, nine, eight... 1295 01:36:30,650 --> 01:36:34,315 Seven, six, five, four, 1296 01:36:34,783 --> 01:36:37,489 three, two, one. 1297 01:36:37,592 --> 01:36:39,920 Yes! All right! 1298 01:36:40,022 --> 01:36:41,086 - All right? - Yeah. 1299 01:36:41,188 --> 01:36:42,691 - Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah. 1300 01:36:42,793 --> 01:36:45,260 One, two, three. 1301 01:36:45,362 --> 01:36:47,278 - United Kingdom! - Well done, well done. 1302 01:37:01,977 --> 01:37:04,042 She did it. She did it. 1303 01:37:12,491 --> 01:37:13,959 I did it. 1304 01:37:18,531 --> 01:37:19,899 Amazing. 1305 01:37:20,797 --> 01:37:22,066 I love you. 1306 01:38:00,274 --> 01:38:01,274 Chef? 1307 01:38:30,838 --> 01:38:32,935 I'll see you soon, Chef. 1308 01:39:06,771 --> 01:39:09,239 Oh. Hi. 1309 01:39:14,777 --> 01:39:15,982 Come on. 1310 01:39:22,917 --> 01:39:24,089 Let's go. 1311 01:39:36,132 --> 01:39:38,499 Ready? And we're off. 1312 01:39:42,310 --> 01:39:43,603 Turning. 1313 01:39:47,814 --> 01:39:49,444 It's good. 1314 01:39:51,650 --> 01:39:52,650 It's good. 1315 01:39:53,080 --> 01:39:56,121 Ooh. 1316 01:39:57,258 --> 01:39:58,258 Ooh! 1317 01:40:03,126 --> 01:40:05,328 - Okay. Watch mommy. - Okay. 1318 01:40:08,966 --> 01:40:10,135 There she goes. 1319 01:40:11,439 --> 01:40:13,271 Bye, mommy! 1320 01:40:13,373 --> 01:40:14,373 Bye! 1321 01:40:38,729 --> 01:40:39,729 Mwah! 1322 01:41:19,540 --> 01:41:20,540 Okay. 1323 01:41:22,369 --> 01:41:23,843 Okay. 1324 01:41:23,945 --> 01:41:25,375 Let's put them on the table, yeah? 1325 01:41:26,878 --> 01:41:28,448 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1326 01:41:28,550 --> 01:41:29,944 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1327 01:41:30,046 --> 01:41:31,546 Cos it's egg time. 1328 01:41:33,284 --> 01:41:35,179 Hi, Belinda. Hi, Barry. 1329 01:41:35,281 --> 01:41:36,452 How's that look? 1330 01:41:37,087 --> 01:41:38,349 - Good? - Yeah. Yeah. 1331 01:41:38,451 --> 01:41:40,219 - In the basket. - Yep. 1332 01:41:40,321 --> 01:41:42,258 In the basket, please. 1333 01:41:42,360 --> 01:41:44,555 Check that one for me, please, egg-checker. 1334 01:41:44,657 --> 01:41:46,091 How many eggs do you want, darling? 1335 01:41:46,193 --> 01:41:47,463 Five. 1336 01:41:47,565 --> 01:41:49,734 You can have as many as you want. Five is good. 1337 01:41:49,836 --> 01:41:51,200 - Yep. - Yep. 1338 01:41:51,302 --> 01:41:53,837 - Oh, yeah, check that. - Yep. Yep. 1339 01:41:58,505 --> 01:42:01,609 One, two, jump. What a jump! 1340 01:42:03,982 --> 01:42:05,811 Okay, do you remember 1341 01:42:07,118 --> 01:42:09,321 the best way to crack an egg? 1342 01:42:09,924 --> 01:42:11,586 Always on a flat surface, yeah? 1343 01:42:13,455 --> 01:42:15,227 - Yeah. - And then in there. 1344 01:42:16,556 --> 01:42:17,601 That goes in there. 1345 01:42:17,625 --> 01:42:19,763 You want to try? 1346 01:42:21,728 --> 01:42:23,010 You got it. You got it. 1347 01:42:23,034 --> 01:42:24,302 Open that a bit there. 1348 01:42:25,666 --> 01:42:28,033 Ah, yeah, you did it. 1349 01:42:32,579 --> 01:42:33,579 Stop. 1350 01:42:35,516 --> 01:42:36,611 Perfect. 1351 01:42:39,015 --> 01:42:40,116 No shells. 1352 01:42:40,218 --> 01:42:41,748 There's no shells? 1353 01:42:43,087 --> 01:42:44,822 - Okay, so next... - Yeah? 1354 01:42:59,400 --> 01:43:01,405 Bye-bye. 1355 01:43:03,470 --> 01:43:05,838 Bye. 1356 01:43:07,408 --> 01:43:09,908 Bye-bye. 1357 01:44:18,415 --> 01:44:23,219 ♪ My defense is down ♪ 1358 01:44:23,321 --> 01:44:27,326 ♪ I want you to surround me ♪ 1359 01:44:28,863 --> 01:44:32,792 ♪ Anytime I go out ♪ 1360 01:44:32,894 --> 01:44:37,501 ♪ You're still the only 1361 01:44:38,602 --> 01:44:42,770 ♪ You've taken me 1362 01:44:44,440 --> 01:44:47,808 ♪ I'm never coming down ♪ 1363 01:44:49,215 --> 01:44:53,252 ♪ Even when we're in a crowd ♪ 1364 01:44:53,354 --> 01:44:57,818 ♪ It's like there's 1365 01:44:59,092 --> 01:45:03,623 ♪ And I ♪ 1366 01:45:03,725 --> 01:45:08,334 ♪ Hope the way 1367 01:45:09,067 --> 01:45:12,065 ♪ Is the way I ♪ 1368 01:45:12,168 --> 01:45:14,069 ♪ Feel ♪ 1369 01:45:14,171 --> 01:45:15,935 ♪ For life ♪ 1370 01:45:19,242 --> 01:45:22,174 ♪ Is the way I ♪ 1371 01:45:22,277 --> 01:45:24,178 ♪ Feel ♪ 1372 01:45:24,280 --> 01:45:26,352 ♪ For life ♪ 1373 01:45:29,916 --> 01:45:34,721 ♪ I know it gets hard ♪ 1374 01:45:34,824 --> 01:45:38,226 ♪ We both know we're 1375 01:45:38,328 --> 01:45:40,097 ♪ Still learning ♪ 1376 01:45:40,199 --> 01:45:44,565 ♪ Let your troubles out ♪ 1377 01:45:44,667 --> 01:45:48,770 ♪ They will never 1378 01:45:50,144 --> 01:45:54,611 ♪ You put your trust in me ♪ 1379 01:45:55,743 --> 01:45:59,979 ♪ I'll show you I deserve it ♪ 1380 01:46:00,647 --> 01:46:04,423 ♪ All I ever need ♪ 1381 01:46:05,523 --> 01:46:09,692 ♪ Is right under 1382 01:46:10,658 --> 01:46:15,299 ♪ And I ♪ 1383 01:46:15,401 --> 01:46:19,768 ♪ Hope the way 1384 01:46:20,501 --> 01:46:23,708 ♪ Is the way I ♪ 1385 01:46:23,811 --> 01:46:25,437 ♪ Feel ♪ 1386 01:46:25,539 --> 01:46:27,677 ♪ For life ♪ 1387 01:46:30,951 --> 01:46:33,949 ♪ Is the way I ♪ 1388 01:46:34,052 --> 01:46:35,887 ♪ Feel ♪ 1389 01:46:35,989 --> 01:46:37,786 ♪ For life ♪ 1390 01:46:43,063 --> 01:46:45,159 ♪ Listen to me ♪ 1391 01:46:45,261 --> 01:46:47,629 ♪ Oh, me ♪ 1392 01:46:47,732 --> 01:46:51,635 ♪ There's something 1393 01:46:53,172 --> 01:46:55,302 ♪ I'm on your team ♪ 1394 01:46:55,404 --> 01:46:57,539 ♪ Your team ♪ 1395 01:46:57,641 --> 01:47:01,909 ♪ But I can't 1396 01:47:03,216 --> 01:47:05,785 ♪ There's no in-between ♪ 1397 01:47:05,887 --> 01:47:08,218 ♪ Between ♪ 1398 01:47:08,320 --> 01:47:12,425 ♪ I want the truth only ♪ 1399 01:47:15,592 --> 01:47:19,729 ♪ Could you love me wholly ♪ 1400 01:47:27,637 --> 01:47:32,344 ♪ I know it gets hard ♪ 1401 01:47:32,447 --> 01:47:35,946 ♪ We both know we're ♪ 93248