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[MUSIC PLAYING]

[BIRDS CHIRPING]

[DOG BARKING]

[GASPS]

PEANUT BUTTER?

UGH.

AND SO IT BEGINS.

UGH!

KELCI, SAMMY, BECCA,

EVERYBODY UP, WE'RE LATE.

[SMACKING LIPS]

[SIGHS]

[LAUGHING]

WHAT?!

GIVE ME THAT.

[SIGHS]

COME ON, MOM!

HE LIKES IT!

ALL RIGHT, FINE. HE CAN HAVE

PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICHES.

YOU GUYS GET DOG FOOD FOR LUNCH.

[SIGHS]

BECCA, HONEY, WAKE UP. RISE AND SHINE.

WE'RE LATE. LET'S GO, LET'S GO.

OH, WHY DIDN'T YOU WAKE ME!

I GOTTA PACK MY SOCCER BAG, AND--

OH, YOU DIDN'T FORGET TO WASH MY JERSEY, DID YOU?

NO, OF COURSE, HONEY,

I DID NOT FORGET TO WASH YOUR JERSEY.

THAT'S RIDICULOUS.

LET ME GO GET YOUR-- LET ME GO GET YOUR JERSEY,

WHICH I DID NOT FORGET TO WASH.

UGH!

OH, OK.

[SNIFFS] OOF.

PPHHTT.

BECCA, DON'T FORGET YOUR LUNCH.

HERE, DID YOU HAVE BREAKFAST?

MOM, WHERE'S MY JERSEY?

OH, HERE.

FRESHLY-LAUNDERED JERSEY COMING UP.

I DON'T NEED THE HANGER.

I HAVE AN EARLY GAME TODAY, OK? AND IT'S YOUR TURN TO BE SNACK MOM--

YES, I KNOW, I KNOW.

SO PLEASE DON'T BE LATE.I KNOW, I KNOW.

SAMMY, HEY, MISTER, I SEE THAT, I SEE THAT.

HERE, TAKE THIS.I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING.

JUST GO.

HEY, MOM,

[INDISTINCT] DRINKING COFFEE.

HEY, HEY, OFF!

DOWN! BAD DOG. OUT.

KELCI, MOVE IT, YOU'RE LATE TO SCHOOL.

FINE!

[SIGHS]

EH.

Boy: STRETCH OUT, YOU GUYS.

♪ AS YOU CAN SEE, I'VE GOT EVERYTHING I NEED ♪

♪ AND EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE LIKE ME ♪

♪ I'VE GOT MORE MONEY THAN YOU'VE EVER SEEN ♪

♪ I'VE SPENT MORE GREEN THAN YOUR FAMILY TREE ♪

♪ I WANT MORE

♪ JUST GIVE ME MORE

♪ I WANT MORE

♪ JUST GIVE ME MO-OR-OR-RE

[CAR ALARM CHIRPS]

SO WHO'S BUTT ARE WE KICKING TODAY?

MAR VISTA.

IS MY MAKE-UP NATURAL ENOUGH FOR SOCCER?

IT'S FINE.

OH, AND, DARLING, IF WE LOSE TODAY,

YOU'RE STILL MY DAUGHTER.

IT'LL JUST BE A--A LITTLE HARDER TO LOVE YOU.

THAT'S FAIR.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

OK, GIRLS.

WE ALL HAVE DIFFERENT STRENGTHS IN LIFE.

MINE ARE GOURMET COOKING,

THAI MASSAGE, AND COACHING SOCCER.

UNFORTUNATELY FOR ME,

NONE OF YOUR STRENGTHS ARE PLAYINGSOCCER.

NO. NOW, WE KNOW THAT,

IN SPITE OF ALL OF MY EFFORTS,

WE'RE GOING TO LOSE TODAY.

OH, YES. THESE MALIBU GIRLS

OUTPLAY US ON EVERY LEVEL. NOW, THERE'S ONLY

ONE THING FOR US TO DO.FORFEIT?

EH, I WISH YOU WOULD HAVE MENTIONED THAT BEFORE WE GOT HERE.

IT'S GONNA BE A LITTLE STRANGE IF WE JUST UP AND LEFT.

NO. WHAT YOU GIRLS ARE REALLY GOOD AT

IS LOSING GRACEFULLY, HUH?

OH, THANKS, COACH.

I'M GONNA BE THE BEST LOSER I CAN BE.

THAT'S THE SPIRIT, BECCA.

THAT'S THE WAY TO BE A WINNER...

AT LOSING.

Girl: KEEP IT GOING, KEEP IT GOING!

YOU GUYS NEED TO FOCUS, COME ON.

[SCOFFS] OH, MY GOD.

I KNEW SOMETHING SMELLED WEIRD.

WOW, TIFFANY, I'M SURPRISED TO SEE YOU HERE.

I THOUGHT YOUR MOM ATE HER YOUNG.

THAT'S SO NOT TRUE.

TIFFANY'S MOM HARDLY EATS ANYTHING.

AT LEAST MY MOM'S HERE.

THOSE ARE NOT VERY NICE GIRLS.

BUT THEY ARE TERRIFIC SOCCER PLAYERS.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

[TELEPHONE RINGS]

I HAVE TO GET THE PHONE.

HAIR STUDIO, THIS IS WENDY.

YES, MS. HUMPERDINK.

OK, I'LL PUT YOU DOWN WITH HARRY AT 3:00.

THANKS. SEE YOU THEN. BYE.

YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE THIS NEW LOOK.

DOES IT COME WITH A NEW HOUSE, A NEW CAR,

A NEW TUCKUS?

ALL THE ABOVE. BUT FIRST,

I DO YOUR ROOTS.DEAL.

YEARS DOING SPECIAL EFFECTS, AND THEY WANT ME TO INTERVIEW,

FOR A MEASLY LITTLE SPLASH AND SPLATTER FILM.

LIKE I COULDN'T DO AN ARTERIAL SPRAY WITH MY EYES CLOSED.

OH, HARRY, I JUST WISH YOU KNEW HOW TO MAKE A DRAMATIC ENTRANCE.

WELL, I TOLD THEM TO TAKE THEIR JOB AND SHOVE IT

RIGHT UP THEIR--FAMILY BUSINESS.

EXACTLY. I MEAN, GET A BOTTLE OF KETCHUP,

FOR GOD SAKE, IF ALL YOU WANT IS BLOOD.

YOU ARE AN ARTIST!

EXACTLY. I AMAN ARTIST.

HERE WE GO.

I CAN TRANSFORM. I CAN CREATE.

I CAN--

All: TERRIFY!

AH, THANK YOU.YES, WE KNOW.

BUT FIRST, YOUR 11:00 IS HERE.

OH, BLESS HER.

WELL, SOME TRANSFORMATIONS ARE MORE CHALLENGING THAN OTHERS.

COME ON, DAVIES.

GAME TIME.

GAME TIME?

BECCA'S EARLY GAME!

OH, I SUCK SO BAD.

WHAT--WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

CAN YOU MAN THE PHONES? I GOTTA GO.

WAIT, WAIT, AT LEAST LET ME JUST--

RINSE YOU OUT!

[HORN HONKS]

[GIRLS CHEERING]

COME ON, HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO, HERE WE GO. HERE WE GO.

YEAH, COME ON, BACK UP THE OTHER WAY.

REMEMBER WHAT WE SAID-- BE THE BALL, BE THE BALL.

OH! YEAH, THERE GOES THE BALL.

[CROWD CHEERING]

OH, THAT IS SO DISAPPOINTING!

[CROWD CHEERING]

OK, THAT'S RIGHT, BECCA.

YEAH, DO WHAT YOU DO BEST.

BETTER, BETTER!

♪ YEAH, HEY, HEY

YES, YES, YES, YES!

OH, FANTASTIC RUN, BECCA!

FANTASTIC RUN!

[WHISTLES]

GOOD JOB, LAURIE! ALL RIGHT, KIM!

[WHISTLES]

YOU GUYS LOOK GREAT OUT THERE! WHOO!

HEY, WOMAN. OH, HEY.

YOUR GIRL'S DOIN' REAL GOOD TODAY.

YEAH? MM-HMM.

WHAT'S THE SCORE?

HEH, IT'S NOT PRETTY.

OH. WHAT?

UM...

OH, GOD. OH, GOD, I THOUGHT I GOT ALL OF THOSE.

YEAH, THAT'S NOTHING. THE OTHER DAY,

I FOUND A CHEETO IN MY BRA.

YEAH, DID YOU EAT IT?[SCOFFS] WHAT DO YOU THINK?

THAT'S IT, LAURIE!

ALL RIGHT, BECCA!

[REFEREE WHISTLES]

Girl: GOOD GOING!

OW!

[CROWD BOOING]

[WHISTLES]

Girl: AW, MAN!

OH.

WHAT A SHAME. SOMEBODY GOT A RED CARD.

AT LEAST SHE'S GETTING DISCIPLINE SOMEWHERE.

'CAUSE YOU KNOW SHE'S NOT GETTING IT AT HOME.

OH, SPEAKING OF NOT GETTING IT AT HOME,

DID I TELL YOU ABOUT CHERYL AND HER AROMATHERAPIST?

[CHUCKLES]

[SCOFFS]

I KNOW YOU'RE NOT GONNA LISTEN TO A WOMAN

WHO GETS FAT FROM BUTT INJECTED INTO HER FACE!

OH, DEE DEE.

YOU'RE RAISING 3 KIDS WITHOUT A DADDY, AND DOING A GOOD JOB.

BECCA'S JUST HAVING A BAD DAY.

IT'S NOT JUST HER GETTING RED FLAGGED.

CARDED.

IT'S NOT JUST HER GETTING RED CARDED, IT'S EVERYTHING.

SHE GETS "Us" ON HER REPORT CARD NOW.

LAST WEEK SHE GOT DETENTION FOR FIGHTING.

DID SHE WIN?

[SIGHS] AND HER THERAPIST, WHICH,

BY THE WAY, I CANNOT AFFORD,

SAYS THAT SHE'S AT A CROSSROADS,

AND, YOU KNOW, WHATEVER ROAD SHE HEADS DOWN,

I'M AFRAID SHE MIGHT NEVER COME BACK.

I JUST...

I DON'T WANT TO LOSE MY SWEET LITTLE GIRL, YOU KNOW?

COME HERE.

HEY, GOOD WORK OUT THERE.

CHEER UP, GIRLS.

YOU ONLY LOST BY... 6 GOALS.

WHAT ARE YOU, TEXTING THEM A PEP TALK?

I MEAN, I'M NO COACH, BUT THOSE GIRLS,

THEY JUST ENDURED AN INNING OF TORTURE OUT THERE!

THEY'RE CALLED "HALVES."

WELL, WHATEVER THEY'RE CALLED,

WHY DON'T YOU WALK OVER TO YOUR TEAM

AND GIVE THEM A LITTLE ENCOURAGEMENT?

HOW'S ABOUT YOU STICK TO BRINGING JUICE BOXES

AND CHEERING AT THE WRONG TIME,

AND LEAVE THE COACHING TO SOMEONE WHO WAS CAPTAIN OF HIS SOCCER TEAM

HIS FIFTH AND SIXTH YEARS OF JUNIOR COLLEGE.

WHAT, THEY WOULDN'T GIVE YOU A SEVENTH YEAR?

NO. IT'S AGAINST THE RULES.

HEY. HE MAY BE TERRIBLE,

BUT YOU THINK PLAYING ZONE IS LIKE SOME NEW DIET,

SO COULD YOU MAYBE BUTT OUT PLEASE?

OK, MAYBE I DON'T KNOW MUCH ABOUT COACHING SOCCER--

COACHING SOCCER? LAST TIME YOU WERE SNACK MOM,

YOU BROUGHT A PACK OF GUM

AND HALF A ROLL OF LIFESAVERS.

WELL, THAT WAS ALL I HAD IN MY PURSE.

LOOK, I JUST THINK YOU GIRLS DESERVE BETTER THAN THAT.

WELL, WE HAD BETTER, AND THEN HE DIED.

YOU CAN'T REPLACE HIM, SO JUST STOP TRYING, OK?

OH, SWEETHEART--

THIS ISN'T A HALLMARK MOMENT, MOM.

[SIGHS]

[MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ I KNOW WHAT IT TAKES

♪ TO MAKE ME BEAUTIFUL

♪ I KNOW WHAT IT TAKES

♪ TO MAKE YOU SMILE

♪ AND I WANT YOU TO SEE

♪ WE WERE MEANT TO BE TOGETHER ♪

♪ SOMEDAY

♪ YOU SAY YOU'LL COME AROUND ♪

♪ BUT I CAN HEAR THE SOUND OF YOUR VOICE, BABY ♪

♪ YOU SAY...

OH, HEY, SWEETIE.

I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN TO WAKE YOU UP.

I WAS JUST, UH...

KNEW YOUR DAD LOVED COACHING YOU.

IT'S NOT THE SAME WITHOUT HIM.

YEAH, I KNOW.

NOTHING IS, IS IT?

I DON'T WANT TO PLAY ANYMORE. I WANT TO QUIT THE TEAM.

WHAT?

NO, YOU LOVE SOCCER. IT MAKES YOU HAPPY.

RIGHT...

I'M SO HAPPY.

♪ AND IT'S HARD AS IT SEEMS ♪

♪ THIS IS NOT GONNA BE

BECCA SAYS SHE'S GONNA QUIT THE TEAM.

YEAH, RIGHT.

AND I'M GONNA STOP WATCHING MY NEIGHBOR

MOWING HIS GRASS WITH HIS SHIRT OFF.

YOU DON'T QUIT WHAT YOU LOVE.

I THINK SHE'S SERIOUS.

THAT WOULD BE TERRIBLE.

YEAH.

SOCCER'S THE ONLY THING THAT MEANS ANYTHING TO HER ANYMORE.

IF SHE QUITS THAT, WHAT ELSE IS THERE?

[SIGHS]

YOU KNOW DAD COULDN'T MISS THIS FOR NOTHING.

OH, NO.

HE'S NOT HERE.

THIS IS NOT HIS VISITATION DAY!

WENDY.WALLY.

DEE.

IT'S FRIDAY, WALLY.

FRIDAY. NOT SATURDAY.

WE WORKED OUT A SCHEDULE

SO THAT YOU COULD SEE LAURIE

AND I WOULD NOT HAVE TO SEE YOU.

YOU KNOW WHAT? WHAT?

YOU LOOK GOOD, BABY.ALL RIGHT, I'LL SEE YOU.

OK, FANTASTIC.

DON'T EVEN TRY IT.[WHISTLES]

HUDDLE UP.

I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE.

SOME MIGHT SAY LIFE-CHANGING.

UH, COACH, I HAVE SOMETHING I WANT TO SAY.

BECCA, PLEASE.

DON'T YOU TRY AND STOP ME.

YOU KNOW, GIRLS, LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES.

SOMETIMES IT'S BITTER,

SOMETIMES IT'S SWEET.

SOMETIMES IT'S BITTERSWEET.

THE POINT IS, AS MANY OF YOU KNOW,

MY DAY JOB IS AS A CRUCIAL MEMBER

OF THE SCORES SPORTS TEAM.

I AM QUITE LITERALLY THE GLUE

THAT HOLDS THE CLOTHING LINE TOGETHER.

DOESN'T HE JUST SUPPLY THE ZIPPERS?

VERY QUIET, PLEASE. VERY QUIET.

NOW, I'VE JUST BEEN INFORMED

I'M BEING TRANSFERRED TO MILAN.

AFTER SATURDAY,

I WON'T BE HERE TO COACH THE TEAM.

AND THAT'S THE BITTER CHOCOLATE.

NOW, SOME OF YOU MAY KNOW

THAT LORENZO VINCENZO IS A BRILLIANT SUPERSTAR

WITH ITALY'S GREAT NATIONALE ITALIANO SOCCER TEAM.

OR HE WAS,

UNTIL A KNEE INJURY FORCED HIM TO RETIRE.

LORENZO THE GREAT?!ONE IN THE SAME.

NOW, I MET LORENZO

ON A COMPANY RETREAT. WE BONDED.

AND BECAUSE I...

IMPRESSED HIM SO MUCH

THAT HE WOULD BE HONORED...

TO COACH MY TEAM FOR ME.

LORENZO VINCENZO IS COMING?!

HE'S COACHING US?!

UNTIL REGIONALS. UNTIL REGIONALS,

AND THEN HE HAS TO START A PROMOTIONAL TOUR.

WHEN ARE YOU LEAVING?!

I MEAN...

WHEN IS HE COMING?

SUNDAY.

[ALL SCREAMING]

THAT WOULD BE THE DAY AFTER SATURDAY.

[GIRLS ALL TALKING AT ONCE]

OH, MY GOD! LET'S HAVE A WELCOME PARTY.

WE CAN DO IT AT MY PLACE, RIGHT, MOM?

A WELCOME PARTY? DOES THIS MEAN YOU'RE STILL ON THE TEAM--

WE CAN HAVE THE PARTY, RIGHT, MOM?

OH, WELL, OF COURSE.

I JUST CLEANED LAST CHRISTMAS, SO--

AWESOME!

AND MY MOM CAN COOK!OH, GREAT!

HA HA!

OH, MY GOD, LORENZO'S COMING!

I THINK I'M GONNA THROW UP OR FAINT OR BOTH!

[BOTH GIGGLE]

OH, MY GOD!

THANK YOU, VINCENZO LORENZO!

I THINK YOU MEAN LORENZO VINCENZO.

OH, WHATEVER!

[GIRLS CHEERING]

THOSE POOR GUYS.

THEY ARE GONNA REALLY MISS ME.

LORENZO VINCENZO'S COMING?

I AM SO EXCITED I-I JUST MIGHT THROW UP.

THERE'S A LOT OF THAT GOING ON.

OH, UH, DON'T WORRY, IF HE HURLS ON YOU,

YOU GET A 10% DISCOUNT.

IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.

I MEAN, A GENUINE SUPERSTAR WILL BE TEACHING THEM.

THIS IS LIFE-CHANGING. I AM SO JEALOUS.

I CAN PROBABLY GET YOU ON THE TEAM, HOT SHOT.

THINK YOU CAN FIT YOURSELF

INTO A PAIR OF JUNIOR GIRL'S SHORTS?

FOR LORENZO, I'D EAT MY SHORTS.

YOU HAVE GOT TO INTRODUCE ME TO VINCENZO.

HE'S YOUR TYPE?HE'S EVERYBODY'S TYPE.

WELL, WHETHER OR NOT HE'S MY TYPE,

I WAS CHOSEN TO PICK HIM UP AT HIS HOTEL.

WELL THEN, YOU ARE PICKING UP A LIVING LEGEND.

HE WAS THE BEST SOCCER PLAYER IN EUROPE

TILL HE GOT INJURED.

I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE SO INTO SOCCER.

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? HUGE INTO SOCCER.

I PLAYED A TON WHEN I WAS YOUNG.

THEN OF COURSE I REALIZED YOU CAN'T EXACTLY PLAYING THE RENT

PLAYING INTRAMURAL SPORTS,

SO, UH, I GAVE IT UP.

I CRIED LIKE A BABY WHEN HE RUINED HIS KNEE.

YOU ALSO CRIED LIKE A BABY WHEN THEY TOOK FRIENDSOFF THE AIR.

YES, BECAUSE THAT WAS SAD.

[TECHNO MUSIC PLAYING]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

Man: HEY, IS THAT LORENZO VINCENZO?

♪ THERE ARE NO WORDS TO COME FROM ♪

♪ BUT THEY SURE DO COME

♪ LA LA LA

♪ LA LA LA

HEY, LORENZO! LORENZO, RIGHT HERE!

CAN WE GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?YOU'RE OUR FAVORITE PLAYER!

AH, OK.

AHA. OK, WHAT'S YOUR NAME? SEAN.

YOUR NUMBER ONE

FAVORITE HERO,

LORENZO VINCENZO.

THAT'S A'ME.

YOU LIKE THIS, HUH? I SIGN YOUR SHIRT.

IT'S A BIG "L", THERE'S A BIG "V."

THERE'S MY INITIALS, THERE'S MY NUMBER.

CIAO. GOD BLESS.THANK YOU.

CIAO.BYE. YOU'RE COOL.

UH, MR. VINCENZO?SI.

HI, I'M WENDY HANDLER.

WENDY. HELLO. OK, WENDY.

YOUR NAME...

THIS IS MY CELL NUMBER.

LORENZO, HE LIKES SOME COMPANY, HUH?

I'M THERE.

WELL, IF YOU LIKE COMPANY, YOU'VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE.

I KNOW 13 GIRLS WHO CAN'T WAIT TO MEET YOU.

13...

GIRLS?

GOD BLESS AMERICA.

THEY ARE SO EXCITED FOR YOU TO COACH THEM.

A COACH.

THESE GIRLS, THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO--

OH, NO, NO, NO. LET ME START OVER.

THESE ARE 14-YEAR-OLD GIRLS,

AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE COACHING THEM SOCCER.

SOCCER?

AH, NO.

NO, LORENZO DOES NOT COACH

THE LITTLE GIRL'S SOCCER, NO.

BUT--WELL, COACH KENNY TOLD ME THAT YOU WOULD.

KENNY FROM SCORES SPORTS. ZIPPER KENNY.

ZIPPER! AH, SI, SI.

I KNOW THIS-- THIS, AH, KENNY YOU SPEAK OF.

HE'S, AH, STUPIDO.

OH, SI, SI, VERY STUPIDO.

I TELL HIM SI, SI, SI, TO MAKE HIM GO AWAY.

WAIT, OH, NO!

WAIT, SO--STOP!

SO THEN YOU'RE NOT GOING TO BE COACHING THEM?

I'M GONNA HAVE AN ENTIRE TEAM OF GIRLS

WHO ARE GOING TO BE SO DISAPPOINTED!

MY OWN DAUGHTER WILL BE DEVASTATED!

TOO BAD...

SO SAD.

WAIT, NO, LORENZO!

STOP! I'LL DO ANYTHING!

ANYTHING?

EHH...

OK, LORENZO HAVE AN IDEA.

FIRST, WE START WITH THE SQUEEZE...

[CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY]

AH, BENE.

SO WE NEED TO GET THE SADDLE AND THE MAID'S UNIFORM.

THE SLAP OF LOVE.

IT'S VERY NICE.

UGH, STOP IT, STOP IT!

Woman: GET THOSE BAGS OUT OF HERE.

NO, STAY AWAY FROM ME, YOU CRAZY AMERICAN.

MAN, YOU KEEP HER AWAY FROM ME!

SHE TRIED TO KILL--OW!

OH, MY KNEE!

OH! CAN I HELP YOU--

GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU CRAZY AMERICAN WOMAN!

I JUST WANT TO HELP.

NO, NO, NO. THIS WOMAN'S--

AH, AH, AH!

I--SO DOES THIS MEAN

YOU'RE DEFINITELY NOT COACHING?

CLOSER.

CLOSER. YES?

NO! I'M NOT COACHING![GASPS]

[SIGHS]

[CELL PHONE RINGS]

[SIGHS][RING]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

HI, SWEETIE.

WHERE ARE YOU? IS HE WITH YOU?

NO, HONEY, I'M AFRAID HE'S NOT.

I KNEW IT.

I KNEW IT WAS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE.

PLEASE DON'T TALK THAT WAY.

WHAT WAY? DON'T TALK ABOUT REALITY?

I KNEW HE WOULDN'T COME.

I REALLY, REALLY WANTED THIS TO HAPPEN,

AND THAT SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST CLUE IT NEVER WOULD.

[SCOFFS] NOTHING WORKS OUT FOR ME ANYMORE.

IT SEEMS LIKE AFTER DAD DIED,

EVERYTHING'S JUST A BIG NOTHING.

UGH, I CAN'T BELIEVE I EVEN THOUGHT THIS WAS GONNA HAPPEN.

[SIGHS] HELLO?

MOM, HELLO?

MOM, ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING?

WHAT? YES, YES.

OF COURSE I'M-- OF COURSE I'M LISTENING.

IT'S JUST--I DON'T SEE WHY YOU'RE SO UPSET.

[SCOFFS] BIG SURPRISE.

YOU DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT ME.

OH, OF COURSE I CARE ABOUT YOU.

I JUST DON'T SEE WHY YOU CAN'T WAIT A FEW MORE HOURS.

A FEW HOURS? WAIT, HE'S COMING?

WELL, DUH, HE'S COMING.

OF COURSE HE'S-- I DIDN'T SAY HE WASN'T COMING.

HE'S JUST--HE'S NOT AT THE HOTEL YET, YOU KNOW.

HIS FLIGHT WAS DELAYED. IT WAS SO DELAYED, YOU KNOW,

ONE OF THE WINGS FELL OFF.

OH, MY GOD, IS HE OK?

NO, I MEAN, IT WASN'T AN IMPORTANT WING.

IT WAS, UH, A BACK WING, YOU KNOW--

HE'S COMING!

[ALL CHEERING]I JUST GOTTA GO--

OK, I GOTTA GO, BYE!

A WING FELL OFF?!

AND THEN DR. PHIL SAYS,

"LADY, YOU HAVE GOT TO GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER AND STOP LYIN'!"

EXCUSE ME. WE'VE GOTTA TALK.

I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF A GREAT DR. PHIL STORY.

I'M SURE. COME ON.

WHICH--I'LL BE RIGHT BACK, ALL RIGHT?

WHERE ARE YOU TAKING ME?

THE DUNGEON. WE NEED HARRY FOR THIS.

HARRY--FOR WHAT?

WH--WHAT?!

WHOA, WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON.

I NEED TO LOOK LIKE HIM.

AH.

YOU KNOW, WENDY, THERE ARE A LOT OF

GREAT ANTI-PSYCHOTICS OUT ON THE MARKET TODAY--

NO, NO, YOU AND HARRY NEED TO HELP ME BE HIM.

MANY WITH ONLY MILD SIDE EFFECTS.

I'M NOT KIDDING.

NAUSEA, DRY MOUTH. SHH!

[KNOCKING]Harry: ENTER.

GREETINGS, MY LOVELIES.

WHAT BRINGS YOU TO MY LITTLE LAIR?

MMM.

LORENZO VINCENZO.

PLEASE, HARRY. MEETING LORENZO

MEANS THE WORLD TO BECCA, AND I JUST--I CAN'T

WATCH HER BE DISAPPOINTED AGAIN.

OH, COME ON.

YOU CAN'T BE SERIOUS ABOUT THIS.

WELL, IF ANYONE CAN DO IT, HARRY CAN.

HMM.WHEN YOU TURNED

BROOKE SHIELDS INTO A ZOMBIE FOR HELP, MY STEP MOM'S A ZOMBIE,

I MEAN, SHE WAS UTTERLY UNRECOGNIZABLE.

REALLY? I ALWAYS THOUGHT

THE BRAIN MATTER WAS A LITTLE TOO SPONGY.

OH, YOU'RE CRAZY.

YOU'RE CRAZY! WENDY, YOU CAN'T FOOL YOUR DAUGHTER

AND HER ENTIRE SOCCER TEAM!

YEAH, HE'S GOT A POINT THERE, LOVE.

MONSTERS ARE EASY. PEOPLE ARE HARD.

BUT WHEN WE WORKED TOGETHER ON BROADWAY--

BUT TURNING YOU INTO A CAT

IS VERY DIFFERENT THAN--THAN PASSING YOU OFF AS A MAN

UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL!

COME ON. MM-HMM.

NO, YOU'RE RIGHT.

I MEAN, WHAT WAS I THINKING?

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU DID ANYTHING OTHER THAN BLOOD AND GUTS?

WHAT, IT HASN'T BEEN THAT LONG!

WELL, MAYBE NOT IN YEARS, BUT YOU ARE GETTING OLDER.

I MEAN, PEOPLE LOSE A LITTLE SOMETHING.

YOU KNOW WHAT, LET'S JUST FORGET I EVER SAID ANYTHING.

SO THANK YOU ANYWAY, AND I'LL SEE YOU BACK AT WORK.

JUST STOP THERE ONE MOMENT, YOU LITTLE...MINX.

HMM.

I'M GONNA SAY SOMETHING TO YOU

THAT MY FATHER SAID TO ME

MANY, MANY YEARS AGO.

GET OUT?NO, BEFORE THAT.

I'M GONNA TURN YOU INTO A MAN

IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO.

HARRY!

THANK YOU, HARRY! OH!

♪ I DON'T WANT TO BE ANOTHER... ♪

[LINE RINGING]

OH, YEAH.[CELL PHONE RINGS]

ANSWER.[GASPS]

IT'S BECCA.[RINGS]

HELLO?Becca: MOM?

HI, HONEY. YEAH, I'M AT THE AIRPORT RIGHT NOW.

I CAN BARELY HEAR YOU.

WHAT?

[IMITATING GIRL] WHY, DADDY, THERE YOU ARE!

[IMITATING GIRL] GRANDFATHER, I WAS--

SWEETIE, I TOLD YOU I'D CALL

THE MINUTE HIS PLANE LANDED, DIDN'T I?

CAN HE HURRY UP? I MEAN, EVERYBODY'S ALREADY EATING.

RELAX, I'M ALMOST DONE.

DONE?

YOU KNOW, I'M ALMOST DONE PICKING HIM UP.

THAT'S--THAT'S WHAT I MEAN.

YOU KNOW, HIS PLANE HAS ALMOST LANDED.

SO I GUESS I'LL SEE YOU IN JUST A LITTLE BIT, THEN.

OK, BYE.

[MUSIC PLAYING]

♪ IT'S ALL GOOD

♪ WHEN YOU'LL BE MINE

♪ JUST LOOK AT ME NOW

♪ BABY, I CAN GO ALL NIGHT

♪ I'M AS FAST AS A SHARK

♪ AND YOU CAN'T CATCH ME

♪ YOU LOOK SO GOOD

♪ YOU KNOW I'M BAD AS BAD CAN BE ♪

♪ I'M A MODERN MAN

♪ LET ME BE YOUR BOY TOY

♪ MODERN MAN

♪ LET ME BE YOUR BOY TOY

PHHHT. WOW.

AMAZING.

DOES IT REALLY WORK?

OH, YEAH.

YOU ARE A GENIUS.

TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW.

CARGO PANTS ARE OUT.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

[CLEARING THROAT]

Girl: OH, WOW!

[IMITATING LORENZO] SO COACH LORENZO, HE GOT THE QUESTION,

IF YOU'RE SO HAPPY YOU'RE GETTING A NEW COACH,

HOW COME I NO GET A HANDSHAKE

OR A SINGLE, "HELLO, COACH LORENZO."

Girls: HELLO, COACH LORENZO.

AH, BENE, THIS IS MORE LIKE

THE WELCOME I EXPECTING.

HELLO, LISA. OH, YES, WOW, BEC.

HOW EXCITING. YES.

PRETTY LADIES.

HI, HI, HI.

HE LOOKS LIKE AL PACINO.

OR THE BURGER KING GUY.

COACH LORENZO,

WE ARE HONORED HAVING YOU COACH OUR--

NO, NO, NO, IT IS I WHO AM HONORED

TO BE COACHING THESE RAGAZZES. GRAZI.

I'M BECCA HANDLER. MY MOM PICKED YOU UP FROM THE AIRPORT.

OH, SI, SI.

WHAT A DELIGHTFUL WOMAN, SO BEAUTIFUL

AND CHARMING.

ORGANIZED, PUNCTUAL,

GREAT TASTE IN THE CLOTHING.

SMELLS LIKE THE SWEET RAIN OF THE SPRING TIMES.

UM, YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT WENDY HANDLER...

YE HIGH, THIN,

THINKS SHE'S REALLY FUNNY.

AH, HILARIOUS, THIS WOMAN.

YOU'RE SO LUCKY TO HAVE HER FOR MOTHER.

JUST SAYING.

COME TO THINK OF IT,

WHERE IS WENDY?

SHE--SHE-- SHE'S GETTING MORE OF THE MUNCHIES

FOR THESE LITTLE RAGAZZES.

THEY'RE GROWING. THEY NEED TO GET STRONG.

YOU KNOW, YOU SURPRISED US.

BUT IN A GOOD WAY.YEAH.

Girls: YEAH!

WELL, I-I START

TO MAKE THE KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK ON THE FRONT DOOR,

BUT THEN LORENZO, HE CHANGE HIS MIND.

I GO AROUND THE BACK, I SEE THE GATE,

I COME INSIDE, AND A-BOOM! I'M HERE.

THIS, MY GALAXY GIRLS,

IS A SOCCER LESSON NUMERO UNO, OK?

SO ALWAYS, YOU GO STRAIGHT FOR THE GOAL, LIKE YOU GONNA KNOCK,

KNOCK, KNOCK ON THE FRONT DOOR, AND THEN BOOM!

YOU GO TO THE SIDE DOOR, THE BACK DOOR,

I DON'T CARE WHICH WAY YOU GO.

JUST SO LONG AS IT'S NOT THE WAY

THE OTHER TEAM EXPECTING.

AND THIS IS A FOOTBALL LESSON NUMERO UNO.

CAPICE?

[SCOFFS] I SEE.

[YAWNS]

YOU MUST BE EXHAUSTED FROM YOUR FLIGHT.

SI, SI, BUT I TRY TO COME AND MEET, I MUST, TO MY NEW A-STUDENTS.

SO NOW I GO TO MY HOTEL,

I GET A LITTLE OF THE BRIGHT-EYED, BUSHY TAIL SLEEPING,

AND THEN I COME BACK TOMORROW FOR BREAKFAST, EH?

LET ME DRIVE YOU, COACH.NO, NO.

ALWAYS WHEN I'M IN A NEW TIME ZONE,

I MUST WALK.

WALK FOR MILES, OR ELSE,

COACH LORENZO, HE CANNOT, HOW YOU SAY, SLEEP.

YOU GIRLS, YOU BETTER GET OUT OF HERE.

GO HOME AND GET SOME REST. YOU KNOW WHY?

BECAUSE TOMORROW, I'M GONNA WORK YOUR BUTTS

LIKE NEVER BEFORE IN THE PRACTICE!

OK?

ALL RIGHT. CIAO.

SEE YOU TOMORROW.

All: CIAO!

CIAO, LORENZO.

CIAO.

[GROANING]

WHAT AM I DOING?!

[GROANING]

HEY! FINALLY!

IT'S OVER ALREADY? WHAT DID I MISS?

AS USUAL, I WAS THE LIFE OF THE PARTY.

AS USUAL. BYE, GIRLS.

A CERTAIN ITALIAN

WAS LOOKIN' AT ME LIKE I WAS A BASKET OF BREADSTICKS FROM THE OLIVE GARDEN.

OH, REALLY?

DON'T TELL ME YOU DIDN'T WANT TO RIP HIS SHIRT OFF.

YES. YES, I DID.

YEAH. [CHUCKLES]

AND HIS TEETH, HIS NOSE, TOO. YES.

GOOD NIGHT.

HEY.

OH, MY GOD. YEAH?

HE'S SO AMAZING. HE'S SO REAL!

I MEAN, YOU KNOW? IT JUST--

I MEAN, SO NOT AT ALL BEING A BIG STAR, AT ALL!

YOU COULD TELL RIGHT AWAY,

HE'S GONNA BE THE BEST COACH EVER. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT!

I WOULDN'T BE TOO HASTY. HUH?

I SAID, WON'T THESE BE TASTY?

OH!

Woman: GOOD WORK.

GOOD WORK, BECCA.

[CELL PHONE RINGS]

OH, I GOTTA TAKE THIS.

OH, I HATE IT WHEN SHE WORKS ON THE WEEKENDS.

IT'S...HERE.

MEET ME IN THE CAR?

YOU KNOW, SHE ALMOST QUIT THE TEAM.

YES.

I, UM,

HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT THAT?

WELL, YOU KNOW, I'M GLAD SHE DIDN'T,

BUT I'M WORRIED THAT SHE WANTED TO.

SO YOU'RE CONFLICTED.

OF COURSE I'M CONFLICTED. SHOULDN'T I BE CONFLICTED?

YOU TELL ME.

NO, YOU TELL ME.

SHOULD I BE WORRIED?

OH, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

NO, I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU THINK.

UH, REALLY?

WELL, YOU KNOW WHEN WE TALKED ABOUT BEFORE,

THAT BECCA IS AT A CROSSROADS?

WELL, I THINK THIS COACH WOULD PUT HER ON THE RIGHT PATH.

AND I THINK IT'S REALLY IMPORTANT.

YOU DO?

DO YOU?

I THINK... WE'RE DONE HERE.

ARE WE?

I'LL, UH, JUST...

OH, YEAH.[DOOR CLOSES]

WELL, OUR--OUR TIME'S UP ANYWAY,

SO...[CHUCKLES]

OK.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

YES, I HAVE NEW CALLS COMING IN BY NEXT TUESDAY, SO...

Wendy: OH, THIS IS CRAZY. WHAT WAS I THINKING?

THIS IS NOT GONNA WORK. THIS IS NOT GONNA WORK!

[AS LORENZO] I AM LORENZO. I AM LORENZO.

I AM LORENZO.

CIAO, BAMBALINAS.

COACH LORENZO IS HERE.

HEY! YES.

IT'S VERY NICE.

HI. I'M DEE DEE.

WE MET THE OTHER NIGHT AT THE PARTY.

OH, I COULD NEVER FORGET SUCH A LOVELY FACE.

HOW YOU DOIN', SIR, I'M DEE DEE'S HUSBAND.

OH, LORENZO, STAY AWAY!

[LAUGHTER]TAKE A PICTURE?

YES!

PLEASE? THAT'S WONDERFUL.

COME AROUND THE COACH LORENZO.

AND WE COUNT TO THREE, WE SAY WHAT?

FROMAGO!

1, 2, 3!

FROMAGO!

THAT'S WONDERFUL.

OH!

THANK YOU.VERY EXCITING, HUH?

WE'RE TO START THE PRACTICE, SO--

LORENZO, YOU'RE THE GREATEST DRIBBLER I'VE EVER SEEN.

CAN YOU SHOW US?

YEAH, SHOW US SOME OF YOUR FOOTWORK.

I LOVE TO DRIBBLE MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS LIFE.

BUT I HURT MY LEG LAST YEAR.

I CAN NO LONGER DO THE THING I LOVE MORE THAN ANYTHING IN THIS WORLD.

BUT YOU CAN.

I WILL TEACH ALL OF YOU HOW TO BE CHAMPIONS.

WHERE? OUT THERE,

IN HERE,

AND MOST IMPORTANT...

IN HERE.

OK?

WELL, COACH, WE'RE JUST HERE TO LEARN,

SO SHOW US ANY WAY YOU CAN.

I, UH,

I...

COACH LORENZO, WHAT'S WRONG?

I AM SORRY, I...

I CANNOT DO THIS, I...

I CANNOT COACH YOU.

YOU SEE, I, UH,

I AM NOT WHAT YOU THINK. YOU SEE, I--

WHY NOT? WHY CAN'T YOU COACH US?

I'M NOT--

UH, BECAUSE COACH LORENZO'S ASSISTANT COACH IS LATE.

HEH HEH. SORRY, SORRY ABOUT THAT.

YES, BENE, BENE.

TRY NOT TO BE LATE ANYMORE, YES, NOW.

WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.

THIS IS THE ASSISTANT COACH, TONY DeSILVA, YES.

HI, HOW ARE YOU?

TONY, YOU DO COACH LORENZO'S HAIR?

UM,

WELL, YOUR--YOUR, NO, ACTUALLY, YOUR MOM,

UH, ASKED ME TO, UH, COME AND HELP OUT

SINCE I SPEAK ITALIAN,

AND THE COACH'S ENGLISH MIGHT BE A LITTLE TOUGH TO FOLLOW.

IS NOT SO BENE.

NO CAPISCO. I TELL YOU, AMERICANA GIRLS,

YES.

MY MOM THOUGHT OF THAT?

YEAH. YOUR MOM THOUGHT OF THAT.

ALL RIGHT, LET'S GET TO WORK.

THE COACH GAVE ME HIS INSTRUCTIONS HERE.

LET'S SEE-- START OUT EACH PRACTICE

WITH LEG STRETCHES AND BALL HOPS,

RIGHT, COACH?

YES, YES, RIGHT.

SO, WHAT ARE YOU STANDING AROUND FOR?

YOU WAITING? I SHOULD SEND YOU AN E-VITE?

WWW.GETYOURBUTTSONTHEFIELD.COM!

LET'S GO, LET'S GO, LET'S GO!

LET'S GO, GO!

YEAH.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

HEY, MILLI GRAZI.

JUST, UH, LET ME LEAD THE STRETCHES,

AND THEN YOU ANNOUNCE, YOU RUN THEM THROUGH

A SPLIT CROSS DRIVE DRILL.

A SPLIT CROSS DRIVE DRILL?

JUST--JUST FOLLOW MY LEAD AND YOU'LL BE FINE, WENDY.

I MEAN, COACH LORENZO.

GRAZI. ATTENTIONE.

COME CLOSER.

IN A MEMENTO,

WE'RE GOING TO FORM THE 2 LINES

AND COACH TONY HERE IS GOING TO WARM UP THE MUSCLES

AND THEN WE'RE GOING TO DO THE SPLIT CROSS DRIVE DRILLS.

GO, GO, GO! THAT'S IT.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

Girl: WHOO!

[NO AUDIO]

Girl: WHOA! WHOO!

Second girl: GREAT!

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

AH, FANTASTICO! [WHISTLES]

FANTASTICO, GIRLS!

NICE WORK.

OK.

HERE'S YOUR SUM UP AND FINAL THOUGHTS.

[AS WENDY] HOW CAN I EVER REPAY YOU?

I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING.

[AS LORENZO] OK, GIRLS.

COME CLOSER.

HOW MANY OF YOU ARE KICKING ONLY WITH THE RIGHT FOOT?

OK. NEXT PRACTICE,

YOU NOT EVEN ALLOWED TO TOUCH THE BALL WITH THE RIGHT FOOT.

ONLY THE LEFT, CAPICE?

Girls: CAPICE.

UH--CAPICE.

A DEFENDER WHO GOT NO IDEA WHICH WAY YOU GONNA KICK,

THEN A-BOOM! SUDDENLY SHE GOT TWICE AS MANY THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT, RIGHT?

RIGHT.UH-HUH, RIGHT.

All: RIGHT!

OK, NOW GET OUT. GO HOME.

I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

GREAT PRACTICE TODAY, COACH.

AH, YOU DO NICE-A JOB TODAY, TOO.

I CAN TELL YOU MUST HAVE THE SOCCER IN YOUR BLOOD.

OH, YEAH, MY DAD USED TO COACH THE TEAM.

YES, I HEAR THIS FROM COACH TONY.

UM, CAN I TELL YOU SOMETHING CRAZY?

NOTHING YOU SAY TO LORENZO IS CRAZY.

WELL, I JUST HAVE THE STRANGEST FEELING

LIKE I KNOW YOU FROM SOME PLACE.

YOU CRAZY! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE.

YOU KNOW, YOU'RE ALWAYS THE LAST MOM TO SHOW UP.

HONEY, I'M SO SORRY. I KNOW. I-

I GOT CAUGHT UP AT WORK. IT WAS--

XEAH[ RELL, IT'S ALWAYSBUSY AT WORK, MOM.

I PROMISE YOU I WILL MAKE IT UP TO YOU, OK?

WHATEVER YOU WANT.

I WANT TO INVITE COACH LORENZO OVER FOR DINNER.

NO!

WHY NOT?

I MEAN, THERE'S NO WAY TO JUST, YOU KNOW, TILA

LOUNGE AROUND EATING DINNER VITH QR

AT OUR DINING ROOM, EATING.

UGH, LIKE YOU KNOW WHAT HE CAN AND CANNOT DO.

I MEAN, YOU HAVEN'T BEEN TO ONE PRACTICE SINCE HE STARTED.

OH, MY GOD, A SPIDER!

AAH! OH, MY--

OH, AH--

AAH, KILL IT, KILL IT!

[SHRIEKING]

I THINK YOU GOT IT! YOU GOT IT! YOU GOT IT!

GODZILLA COULD NOT HAVE SURVIVED--

THROW IT OUT THE WINDOW! THROW IT OUT THE WINDOW!

THROW IT OUT THE WINDOW, MOM!

ALL RIGHT!

[BOTH SIGH]

WHOA.

I H@TE SPI@ERSá

LOOK AT THAT.

RIGHT. PLEASE TRY NOT TO KILL THIS ONE.

THANK YOU.IS THAT HIM?

MM-HMM.WOW, HE'S GOOD.

YEAH.RIGHT?

HERE, SEE HIM SHIFTING UNEXPECTEDLY ?

HOW HE WHIRLS AND KICKS FROM BEHIND?

THROWS THOSE DEFENDERS WAY OFF BALANCE.

I HAD NO IDEA HE WAS THIS AMAZING.

LOOK AT HIM JUMP.

GUYS I KNOW IN DANCE WOULD HAVE GONE NUTS OVER HIM.

I BET THEY WOULD.

HEY, CAN I BORROW THIS DVD?

ALL RIGHT, HONEY, I'LL SEE YOU AFTER PRACTICE.

MOM, HOW COME YOU NEVER BOTHER COMING TO PRACTICE ANYMORE?

WELL, I HAVE A TON OF ERRANDS--I MEAN A TON OF ERRANDS TODAY.

I'M...

OK, WELL, JUST DON'T FORGET

THE MOTHER-DAUGHTER DINNER TONIGHT, PLEASE.

YEAH, OF COURSE. I'LL MEET YOU THERE.

ON TIME? YES, OF COURSE.

WHEN HAVE I EVER NOT BEEN ON TIME?

OK, ALL THE TIME. BUT THIS TIME, I PROMISE.

PROMISE.

OK.

OK, BYE. I LOVE YOU.

[EXHALES]

TELL BECCA SHE'S STILL LEANING TOO MUCH

ON HER LEFT FOOT BEFORE SHE KICKS.

[AS LORENZO] NO, WAIT, I'LL TRY TO SHOW--

BECCA, UH, TAKE A LONGER STRIDE.

TOO CHOPPY, CHOPPY FOR THE KICK.

TRY IT. Becca: THANKS, COACH.

YEAH.

YOU, UH, DIDN'T DO WHAT I TOLD YOU TO DO.

[AS WENDY] BECAUSE IT WAS OBVIOUS TO ME

SHE WASN'T TIMING HER APPROACH, SO--

NO, NO, THAT WAS A COMPLIMENT, NOT A COMPLAINT.

OH.

OH, THAT--WHAT?

OH.

GRAZI.

[LINE RINGING]

[CELL PHONE RINGS]SI.

I MEAN, YES, IT'S WENDY.

HE'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND.

WHO?

WALLY, WHO ELSE?

I RAN INTO HIM AT THE SUPERMARKET.

SHE WAS WEARING SWEATPANTS THAT SAID "JUICY" ON THE BUTT.

WHAT KIND OF MESSAGE DOES THAT SEND?!

I'M SO SORRY.

IT'S IRRESPONSIBLE, IS WHAT IT IS.

BUT, DEE--

FLAUNTING IT ALL OVER TOWN!

YOU'VE REJECTED HIM SO MANY TIMES.

THAT DOESN'T MEAN THAT I WANT ANOTHER WOMAN

GETTING HER HANDS ON MY HUSBAND.

EX-HUSBAND. BUT WE'RE NOT DIVORCED YET.

THERE'S A CHILD INVOLVED, FOR HEAVEN SAKE.

THIS MAN WAS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.

YOU KNOW, I BET HE MET HER ON THE INTERNET.

I'M SO SORRY, HONEY, I REALLY AM.

NO, IT'S FINE. IT'S FINE.

TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME.

THERE ARE PLENTY OF GUYS

DYING TO GET A LITTLE OF THIS.

[AS LORENZO] UH, SI, SI.

UH, PEPPERONI.

UH, CIAO. ORDERING PIZZA.

LAURIE LOST HER SWEATER AGAIN,

AND I JUST THOUGHT THAT,

SINCE I WAS COMING OVER HERE,

I MIGHT BRING YOU A LITTLE SOMETHING.

CUPCAKES? OH!

YOU HAVE BEAUTIFUL CUPCAKES,

BUT LORENZO, HE, UH,

EATING THE NO CARBS.

SOUTH BEACH, EH. OF COURSE!

I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING!

SO SORRY.

ANYONE WITH YOUR PHYSIQUE CLEARLY DOES NOT EAT CUPCAKES.

GRAZI, UH...

IT'S...INCREDIBLE

WATCHING YOU WORK WITH OUR GIRLS.

THEY REALLY WANT TO MAKE YOU HAPPY.

WE ALL--HA--

WANT TO MAKE YOU HAPPY. YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

OH, I ALREADY SO HAPPY.

LOOK, IT'S LIKE I HAVE LITTLE BLUEBIRD

ON MY SHOULDER SINGING ♪ ZIPPITY DOO DAH

♪ ZIPPITY AY

YOU JUST MUST BE EXHAUSTED FROM PRACTICE.

WHY DON'T YOU LET ME TAKE YOU BACK TO YOUR HOTEL?

NO, I PREFER WALKING.

YOU KNOW LORENZO, STRONG LIKE HORSE.

SO...

I JUST BET YOU ARE.

OH...

OH...

♪ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH

[BOTH CHUCKLE]

OH...

[GIGGLING]

WHAT THE HECK?

OH...OH!

YOU CHECKIN' UP ON ME, WALLY?

NAH, I JUST DIDN'T THINK IT WAS APPROPRIATE

TO BE FILMIN' A GIRLS GONE WILDVIDEO

AT OUR DAUGHTER'S SOCCER FIELD.

BUT IT'S OK TO TAKE A HUSSY TO THE GROCERY STORE.

GINGER'S NOT A HUSSY.

SHE'S A PARALEGAL AND SHE'S NICE TO ME.

AND YET, HERE YOU ARE.

WE'VE COME TO GET THE COACH!

YEAH, COME ON, LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

I GOTTA BE HOME BY 10:00 OR MY WIFE'S GONNA TAKE AWAY MY XBOX AGAIN.

OH, NO, NO--COME ON, COACH!

DON'T YOU HAVE YOUR MOTHER-DAUGHTER DINNER?

COACH, THE GIRLS WON'T MIND IF YOU CRASH OUR PARTY.

OH...

MAN'S NIGHT OUT!

PSSHHW! OW!

THE COACH, HE WANTS TO STAY,

BUT IT IS BOY'S NIGHT OUT,

AND COACH IS A BOY, SO--

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR EYE?

EH, OH, YES.

SI,

THE THOUGHT OF LEAVING YOU

MAKES THE COACH VERY SAD.

COACH, COME ON!

SI.

BUT [INDISTINCT], SO...CIAO.

[MEN CHEERING]

BOYS NIGHT OUT, YEAH!

COACH!

I GOTTA BE HOME BY 10:00.

WHOO!

IDIOTS.

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING]

Man: OH, YEAH!

NO, WAIT, WAIT, WAIT.

JESSICA ALBA, COURTENEY COX,

AND RACHAEL RAY.

RACHAEL RAY.

SHE KNOWS HOW TO COOK, HUH?

YEAH! EXCELLENT, EXCELLENT.

WHAT ABOUT YOU, COACH?

3 WOMEN ON A DESERTED ISLAND,

WHO WOULD YOU PICK?OK, OK.

UH, TINA TURNER, EMILY DICKINSON,

AND MAYBE HILLARY CLINTON.

DUDE, IS EMILY DICKINSON HOT?

OH, SMOKING HOT.

LIKE THEY SAY, THIS SMOLDER.

BENE.

[ROCK MUSIC PLAYING, INDISTINCT CHATTER]

♪ RUSSIAN PEOPLE SWISH AND SWAY ♪

♪ IN THE BREEZE, THE WRITING'S ON THE WALL ♪

MAYBE SHE HAD CAR TROUBLE.

OH, I'M SURE SHE HAD AN EMERGENCY AT WORK.

YOU KNOW MY MOM--

SAVING LIVES ONE HAIR APPOINTMENT AT A TIME.

WELL, WHATEVER IT WAS,

I'M SURE IT WAS PRETTY IMPORTANT.

[CELL PHONE RINGS]YES, I--

SCUZE.

[RING]

OOH, NICE PHONE.

OOH.

WELL, LORENZO MUST, HOW YOU SAY, GO.

AND I MUST GO.

AH. SO, YOU WOULDN'T PUT DEE DEE ON THAT LIST, HUH?

OH, NO, NO, NOT-A DEE DEE.

NO.

WHY NOT?

SHE AIN'T PRETTY ENOUGH FOR YOU?

OH, NO, NO. SHE A-PRETTY.

HOW YOU SAY, BEAUTIFUL. AH, POPPERS.

SO...

YOU DO WANT TO GET WITH HER?

EH...

EXCUSE ME, MISS,

MAYBE HAVING SOME WATER, PLEASE--

ONE WATER, COMING UP.

YOU KNOW, WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH DEE DEE

ON THAT DESERTED ISLAND?

MMM...

A LITTLE THIS AND THAT AND MAYBE BACK AGAIN,

BOARD GAMES,

MAYBE SOME TALKING.

WOOD CARVING, I DON'T KNOW.

HMM, MAYBE FINGERPAINTING.

YOU KNOW, SCRAPBOOKING.

HEY, WHAT CAN I GET FOR YOU GUYS?

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

[GLASS BREAKS]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

SO I USED THE COMPANY JET.

AH. THIS FOR ME?

YES. AH.

Man: WHOA!

WHAT IS THIS?WATER?

LORENZO DRINKS VODKA.

ARE YOU SAYING--VODKA.

BUT YOU SAID--LORENZO DRINKS VODKA.

BUT-- VODKA.

VODKA.

VODKA.

GRAZI.

AHEM. SO THESE TWO WOMEN--

LORENZO REALLY MUST GO.NO, NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.

BEFORE YOU GO, YOU GOTTA TELL US--

WHAT'S IT LIKE BEING ON A FIELD

WITH A THOUSAND SCREAMING WOMEN AROUND YOU?

OH, VERY EXCITING.

BUT FIRST, LORENZO, I MUST GO INTO THE BATHROOM.

OH, OK. BUT WHEN YOU GET BACK,

YOU'RE GONNA TELL US EVERYTHING, RIGHT?

I HOPE THIS IS BETTER SIR,

OH, GRAZI.

THAT'S VODKA.

OH, SORRY. SCUZE ME-- DON'T TOUCH!

STOP, STOP, STOP, STOP!

THAT NO GOOD, TWO-TIMIN'

MY DEE DEE! HMM!

NOW, YOU LIKE THE BEER OR THE WINE?

THE VINO? I LIKE THE VINO.

OK. I THINK I GOT IT NOW.

HERE'S YOUR WATER.

GRAZI.

[YELLING IN ITALIAN]

ISN'T THAT COACH?

YEAH. WASN'T HE WEARING A WARM UP SUIT

LIKE 30 SECONDS AGO?YEAH!

YOU SEE THIS WOMAN, SHE'S CRAZY.

SHE DUMPED THE WATER. LOOK AT MY HAIR.

I LOOK LIKE A STREGA.

AND I GOT SOME MORE FOR YOU. THANK YOU.

BENE, BENE.

ANYBODY ELSE-A?

HUH?

YOU WANT TO SEE CRAZY, HUH?

COME BACK. GET--THIS IS CRAZY.

HEY, THIS IS NICE. I MISS IT.

MY HAIR, IT'S LIKE THE MOUSSE, HUH?

GOOD NIGHT!

HOW ARE WE GETTIN' HOME?

THAT'S A GOOD QUESTION.

HEY, THE PHOTOGRAPHER'S GONNA LEAVE.

LET'S TAKE A PICTURE.

OH, NO, YOU GUYS GO AHEAD.

COME ON, BECCA.

ARE YOU--YOU SURE?

OH, YEAH, TRUST ME.

REMEMBER, ORPHANS ARE VERY TOUGH.

ALL RIGHT.

THIS IS TOO RICH.

YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO.

GEE, HOW DOES IT FEEL

TO BE STOOD UP BY YOUR OWN MOM?

MY MOM HAD AN EMERGENCY AT WORK.

YOU KNOW, WORK.

WHAT THE REST OF THE WORLD DOES TO PAY THE BILLS.

I'VE HEARD OF IT. BUT I'LL PROBABLY NEVER HAVE TO DO IT.

[CHUCKLES] OH,

YOU'RE IN LUCK. YOUR MOM'S HERE.

NOW YOU CAN TAKE A PHOTO.

Girl: THAT'S MEAN.

Girl: OH, YOU GUYS...

WHY DID YOU DO THAT?

OH! HA!

HI, MOM. WHAT?

OH, HER?

OH, SHE'S JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE

EVEN THOUGH YOU'RE MADE OF A MOP AND A PLATE,

YOU STILL HAVE MORE HUMAN PARTS THAN HER MOM.

[GASPS]

AND I THINK HER RAGE

COMES FROM BEING AWARE

THAT HER MOTHER'S HIGH DEMANDS

MAY TEMPORARILY MAKE HER A HIGH ACHIEVER,

BUT DEEP DOWN, SHE KNOWS SHE'LL PEAK IN HIGH SCHOOL

AND THEN SPEND THE REST OF HER LIFE

WONDERING WHY NOBODY ELSE

THINKS SHE'S SO SPECIAL. IT'S SAD.

[GROWLING]

YOUR NOSE COSTS MORE THAN THEIR CAR!

[ALL MURMURING]

OOH, RED CARD!

LET ME GET HER!

GET OFF OF ME!

HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON?

HEY, HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!

UGH!

YOU SUCK, MOM.

♪ WIN, WIN, WIN

♪ JUST WAIT

KEEP THE BALL ON THE GROUND, BECCA.

[SONG CONTINUES]

ALL RIGHT, LAURIE, PERK UP!

SHOOT! SHOOT IN THE GOAL!

SHOOT, SHOOT!

YEAH!

YAY!

[CHEERING]

WHOO! [WHISTLE]

[CHEERING]

♪ YOU GOT A FREE RIDE

♪ SO YOU CAN'T SAY NO

♪ FEEL THE SUNSHINE

♪ MAKING YOU SWEAT

♪ LADIES ARE WAITING

♪ IN THE SUNSHINE, SUNSHINE ♪

♪ YEAH

[AS WENDY] WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?

BECCA'S LIKE, PASSIN' LIKE,

OH, WHAT'S HER NAME? SOME SORT OF MEAT PRODUCT.

MIA HAMM? YEAH!

YEAH.

DOING GREAT, IT'S JUST THAT, UH,

THEY'VE KIND OF PLATEAUED.

PLATEAUED?

YEAH, THERE'S STILL SOMETHING MISSING FROM THEIR GAME, WENDY.

YES!

GOOD GAME.GOOD GAME.

GOOD GAME.

HEY, COACH.

OH. HELLO.

WHERE IS THE SMILE?

YOU WIN TODAY, NO?

BARELY.

OH, YOU EITHER WIN OR LOSE.

THERE IS NO "BARELY WIN."

WELL, WE BARELY BEAT A TEAM

THAT MALIBU BEAT BY 5 GOALS LAST WEEK.

[SIGHS] WE GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO BEFORE REGIONALS.

SO YOU GOT A LOT OF WORK TO DO.

CAPISCE? [INDISTINCT]

LORENZO TELL YOU SOMETHING YOU'RE NEVER GOING TO FORGET, OK?

AND I LEARNED THIS THE HARD WAY.

NOTHING WORTH HAVING COMES EASY.

BENE? OK.

OK! OK.

YOU GO. THANKS, COACH.

I SEE YOU AT HOME.WHAT?

I SAID I LIKE TO GO TO ROME.

NOT TODAY, BUT, YOU KNOW, SOMEDAY.

[WHISPERS] What are you doing?

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

♪ YOU CAN'T SHAKE THE PAST

♪ EVEN IF YOU BROKE FREE

♪ WHERE WOULD YOU RUN TO?

♪ YOU DON'T LIKE THE ROAD YOU'RE ON ♪

♪ THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO SEE ♪

[LAUGHS]

♪ THE PAIN IN YOUR EYES

♪ HAS BEEN BLINDING YOU

♪ STILL, YOU KEEP MOVING ON ♪

♪ MOVING ON NOWHERE ♪

♪ WHY DON'T YOU RUN

♪ CAN'T YOU SEE

♪ YOU CAN BE HERE WITH ME... ♪

HELLO. HELLO.

MAY I SEE YOUR DRIVER'S LICENSE, PLEASE?

THANKS, COACH.

OH! PREGO, PREGO.

REALLY?

[WHISPERS] It's an old picture.

MMM.

Announcer: BEHIND THE RECORD BOOK...

KNOWN FOR HIS SIGNATURE MOVES,

THE GREAT LORENZO WAS ONE OF THE TOP 10 PLAYERS IN THE WKRLD.

HIS TEAM WOULD WIN 3 NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS

AND 2 WORLD CUPS.

BUT HIS UNPREDICTABLE TEMPER GOT HIM IN TROUBLE

DURING THE LAST WORLD CUP,

RESULTING IN A 6-MONTH SUSPENSION.

COUPLED FHPH A CHRONIC KNEE INJURY,

IT WOULD KEEP HIM ON THE SIDELINES OF THE GAME.

HIS TALENT WAS UNDENIABLE.

HOW COME CREEPY GUYS ALWAYS GET THE MOVES?

HE'S LIKE A CREEPY, HAIRY JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE.

Announcer: WE CAUGHT UP WITH LORENZO

IN AN EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW DURING A CAREER HIGH-POINT.

I DON'T KNOW WHY GOD GIVES ME

THIS GREAT GIFT FOR THE SOCCER, RIGHT?

BUT I FEEL THE FOOTBALL LIKE

MICHELANGELO FEEL THE PAINTING,

LIKE DAVID HASSELHOFF FEEL THE BAYWATCHING,

LIKE VERDI FEEL THE MUSICA.

IT'S VERY NICE.

[IN ITALIAN ACCENT] FEEL THE MUSICA.

[WHISPERS IN NORMAL VOICE] Feel the music.

[IN ITALIAN ACCENT] FEEL THE MUSICA.

[WHISPERS] Feel the musica.

♪ FLIRTING WITH DISASTER

♪ YOU THE ONE I'M AFTER

♪ THINK I'VE FOUND

♪ MY DESTINY

[NO AUDIO]

♪ LUXURY AND DANGER

♪ RAPTURE ME MY STRANGER

♪ HOLD ME CLOSE

♪ DON'T LET ME BE

♪ I COULD FLY

♪ ON THE WINGS OF MY HEART

♪ DEEP INSIDE

♪ I'VE BEEN FALLING APART

♪ L-L-LOVE

♪ THERE'S A MAGIC IN YOU

♪ AND I'LL BE

♪ UNDER YOUR SPELL

♪ L-L-LOVE

♪ C-C-CRAZY, HAZY... NICE.

GOAL FOR MOM.

♪ THE THIEF I'M STEALING [INDISTINCT CHATTER]

♪ LOCKED YOU UP

♪ AND LOST THE KEY

♪ FLYING ON THE WINGS

♪ FLYING ON THE WINGS

♪ FLYING ON THE WINGS OF MY HEART ♪

♪ I COULD FLY

♪ ON THE WINGS OF MY HEART

♪ DEEP INSIDE

♪ I'VE BEEN FALLING APART

♪ L-L-LOVE

♪ THERE'S A MAGIC IN YOU

♪ AND I'LL BE

♪ UNDER YOUR SPELL

♪ L-L-LOVE... THAT WAS REALLY COOL.

IT LOOKED LIKE YOU WERE DANCING.

WHAT ABOUT YOUR KNEE?

I THOUGHT YOU COULDN'T--

LISTEN.

CHAMPIONS, THEY DO WHAT THEY LOVE IN SPITE OF THE PAIN, YES?

SOMETIMES, MAYBE EVEN BECAUSE OF IT.

BUT REMEMBER THIS ALWAYS,

AND YOU WILL HAVE THE HEART OF THE CHAMPION, YES?

OK.

GUYS AND GIRLS, YOU COME WITH ME.

I HAVE MANY WONDERFUL THINGS FOR TO TEACH YOU, YES?

RIGHT. FIND THE RHYTHM, GIRLS.

FEEL THE MUSICA, GIRLS!

YES, FIND THE RHYTHM!

FEEL THE MUSICA, YES!

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

OH. IF THIS IS A BAD TIME, I CAN COME BACK.

NO, NO, NO. I ACTUALLY HAVE TO GO--

NO, NO, SIT.

USE THE--HOW DO YOU SAY IN ITALIAN, LITTLE BOYS' ROOM?

LITTLE BOYS' ROOM. YES, GO.

I KNOW. PLEASE.

SIT. SITTING DOWN. YES.

OK.

SO, YOU'RE LEAVING FOR A PROMOTIONAL TOUR AFTER REGIONALS?

AH, YES.

THIS IS TRUE. I MUST, YOU KNOW,

TO MAKE THE BACON, OF COURSE.

UM, WELL, I KIND OF HAVE SOMETHING FOR YOU.

OH-- IT'S KIND OF LIKE A SOUVENIR.

I MEAN, IT'S NOT, LIKE, A SNOWGLOBE OR ANYTHING.

OH, IS TOO BAD. LORENZO LOVES THE SNOWGLOBES

AND ALSO THE TINY SOUVENIR SHOT GLASS

AND THE KEYCHAIN WITH HIS OWN NAME ON IT

BECAUSE IT'S NICE, YES.

WELL, I THINK I'LL KEEP THAT IN MIND.

OK.

THIS IS A--WELL, LIKE A THANK-YOU GIFT, I GUESS.

I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO WRAP IT.

THIS WAS MY DAD'S. IT'S REAL SILVER.

NO. I'M SO SORRY, BAMBINA. I CANNOT ACCEPT THIS--

OH, NO, PLEASE. IT'S JUST SITTING IN A BOX.

UH...

IT'S A PRECIOSOMEMORY OF YOUR PAPA, YOU KNOW.

MAYBE SOMETHING THE MAMA SHOULD HAVE, OR SOMEONE--

NO, NO. NOT SOMEONE YOU BARELY KNOW--

MY MOM DOESN'T CARE. SHE DOESN'T GET ME.

AHH, LORENZO DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS.

THIS MAMA OF YOURS, SHE LOSE YOUR PAPA, TOO, NO?

YEAH.

AND NOW SHE WORKING VERY HARD TO TAKE CARE OF ALL THE BABIES.

YEAH. SHE'S ALWAYS WORKING.

SHE MUST LOVE THIS JOB, THEN, IF SHE...

NO, NO. SHE LOVED HER OLD JOB.

SHE WAS DANCER, BUT IT HARDLY PAID,

AND IT WASN'T STEADY, AND SHE HAD TO QUIT WHEN MY DAD DIED

FOR A REGULAR PAYCHECK.

WELL, THIS NO SOUND LIKE SOMEONE WHO NO CARE.

I MEAN, THIS SOUND LIKE SOMEONE WHO CARE VERY MUCH.

BUT THERE IS MORE, YES?

IT'S JUST-- I'M SO MAD AT HER ALL THE TIME.

YOU KNOW, I-- DON'T ASK ME WHY.

IT'S JUST...

I LOOK AT HER, AND ALL I CAN THINK OF IS MY DAD.

YES. THE ACCIDENT.

YOU'RE WONDERING.

YOU WONDER WHY SHE SURVIVED AND HE DID NOT.

YEAH.

I'M SURE SHE ASK HERSELF THIS QUESTION, TOO.

PLEASE, DON'T GO, VINCENT.

PLEASE, DON'T GO.

I WILL ALWAYS BE HERE FOR YOU, YES.

[HORN HONKS]

THAT'S MY RIDE. I'M SORRY.

WELL, YOU, YOU GO. CIAO.

THANK YOU.

WHAT HAPPENED?

[AS WENDY] I WANT OUT, TONY.

I'M COUNTING THE SECONDS UNTIL REGIONALS

SO I CAN STOP WITH THIS CRAZINESS.

THEN BREAK MY DAUGHTER'S HEART.

OH, WHAT WAS I THINKING?

YOU WERE THINKING YOU DIDN'T WANT HER TO HAVE

ANOTHER DISAPPOINTMENT IN HER LIFE.

NO. I JUST WANTED TO SPEND TIME WITH HER.

I DID THIS FOR ME, NOT HER.

IT WAS SELFISH AND WRONG,

AND NOW I'M GOING TO HURT HER ALL OVER AGAIN WHEN HE LEAVES.

[SIGHS]

CAREFUL. YOUR FACE WILL DRIP OFF.

[CHUCKLES]

WENDY...

LISTEN TO ME.

YOU ARE A GREAT MOTHER, OK?

THOSE KIDS ARE LUCKY TO HAVE YOU.

ANYBODY WOULD BE LUCKY TO HAVE YOU IN THEIR LIFE.

UM...WH--

OH! GOD! I'M SO SORRY. YOU'RE GAY. I WAS--

WHAT? NO, NO, NO. NO. NOT GAY.

I--I--

LOOK, I KNOW EVERYONE ASSUMES 'CAUSE OF THE HAIRDRESSER THING

AND BECAUSE I'M SO WITTY AND WELL-DRESSED,

BUT, UM...

I'VE ACTUALLY ALWAYS IMAGINED KISSING YOU.

MAYBE NOT WITH THE GOATEE AND...

YOU MEAN, THIS DOESN'T DO ANYTHING FOR YOU?

NOT REALLY. NO. [CHUCKLES]

HOW SURPRISING.

BUT...

AW, WHAT THE HELL.

OH, THIS JUST TAKES THE CAKE AND THE BISCUIT.

[AS LORENZO] OH, CIAO, BAMBINA. NO, IT'S--

[PANTING] LISTEN, LUIGI-- ANNOUNCEMENT.

YOU AND I ARE THROUGH, OK?

OH, AND BY THE WAY, HE CAME ON TO ME FIRST.

YOU KNOW, YOU ARE ONE CRAZY ITALIAN FREAK.

BABY, NO, WAIT. WAIT!

WHERE YOU GO?

YOU--YOU CAME ON TO YOUR FIRST.

ONLY BECAUSE I HAD TO FIND MY EYEBROW.

I HAD TO GET IT BACK.

REALLY? YE--

ALL RIGHT. YOU KNOW WHAT? I GOT TO GO.

OH, DON'T BE LIKE--I'M SORRY--

I DON'T THINK I COULD HANDLE--

WAIT. WHERE ARE GOING? COME, COME BACK TO ME!

HI, HONEY.

HEY, MOM.

YEAH?

COULD YOU GIVE ME CHILLS?

YEAH. I DON'T REMEMBER THE LAST TIME

YOU ASKED FOR CHILLS.

♪ I'LL WANT YOU

♪ YEARS FROM NOW

♪ I'LL LOVE YOU...

YOU NERVOUS ABOUT THE REGIONALS TOMORROW?

UM, A LITTLE. WE CAN BEAT MALIBU MAJESTIC.

WE ALL FEEL IT NOW.

YOU KNOW, I WAS THINKING...

MAYBE WE COULD TAKE A DANCE CLASS SOMETIME.

I MEAN, IT WILL BE KIND OF FUN TAKING A CLASS TOGETHER, SO...

YEAH. THAT'D BE REALLY NICE.

I GOT TO WARN YOU, THOUGH--

MY MOVES ARE EVEN MORE EMBARRASSING THAN YOU REMEMBER.

NOT POSSIBLE.

♪ I KNOW THIS WORLD...

MOM?MM-HMM.?

♪ AND IT WILL BE AGAIN

♪ MANY TIMES WE'VE BEEN... ♪

I'M SORRY IF I SAY THINGS SOMETIMES

AND IF I HURT YOU.

I WANT TO TALK.

I'M REALLY SORRY.

THAT'S OK. I KNOW.

COME HERE.

♪ FUTURE I SEE...

I DON'T SUPPOSE THIS MEANS YOU'LL BE TAKING DOWN

THOSE "KEEP OUT" SIGNS OFF YOUR DOOR.

DON'T PUSH IT.

[CHILDREN SHOUT INDISTINCTLY]

[EXHALES]

[WHISPERS] Finals.

LOOK AT ME. I'M UP EARLY.

MANGO.

MANGO!

MANGO!

Harry: HELLO. YOU KNOW WHO I AM,

SO LEAVE A MESSAGE. DON'T BE A COY LITTLE--

[ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS]

HARRY, IT'S ME. LISTEN.

I NEED A NEW NOSE.

I'M COACHING THE REGIONALS TODAY, AND THE DOG ATE MY NOSE.

OK. CALL ME.

OH! HEY.

[INDISTINCT]

Announcer: WELCOME TO THE CAL SOUTH STATE CUP REGIONAL FINALS.

WHERE THE BEST FEMALE SOCCER TEAMS COME TO BATTLE IT OUT

AND CLAIM THE CUP.

2 TEAMS TO WATCH TODAY ARE

THE 3-TIME CHAMPIONS, THE MAJESTIC,

THE HOT-SHOT TEAM FROM MALIBU,

AND THE MAR VISTA GALAXY,

WHO'VE HAD A SURPRISING COMEBACK THIS SEASON

UNDER THE ITALIAN SUPERSTAR COACH LORENZO VINCENZO.

IT SEEMS LIKE THIS RIVALRY IS TURNING INTO

A REAL GRUDGE MATCH.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

Woman: THEY'RE ON FIELD 6!

SEE, OUT THERE IN THE RED.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER CONTINUES]

HEY, I'LL SEE YOU AT KICK-OFF.

OK.HAVE A GOOD GAME.

THANKS.

[CAMERA SHUTTERS CLICKING]

Girl: LORENZO! COACH LORENZO!

LORENZO! CIAO, BELLA.

HI, LORENZO.

OH, SI.

LORENZO...

VINCENZO...

[CHUCKLES]THAT'S ME.

[CHUCKLES] OK.

HEY! WELCOME, MR. VINCENZO.

WELCOME TO THE CAL SOUTH GAMES,

BIGGEST SOCCER TOURNAMENT WEST OF THE MISSISSIPPI.

Man: LORENZO!

WELL, I KNOW YOUR TEAM'S PROBABLY REAL ANXIOUS TO MEET YOU,

SO LET'S GET YOU ON OVER TO FIELD NUMBER 12. SHALL WE?

YES, SI. ANXIOUS TO SEE ME.

YEAH.OK.

WE GO. I SIGN THE AUTOGRAPHS.

UH, YOU KNOW, MY PEOPLE, THEY SAY I'M GOING TO STAY ALL DAY

TO HAND OUT THE AWARDS TO THE BAMBINE.

RIGHT. WELL, IT MEANS A LOT TO THE KIDS

TO BE HANDED A TROPHY BY SOMEONE OF YOUR STATURE.

OF COURSE.

JUST REMEMBER, I HAVE TO LEAVE EARLY, HUH?

[CHUCKLES]

CAN'T WE GO IN YET?

NOPE. NOT TILL MOMMY'S GOT HER NOSE.

WHAT?

I MEAN, GOT YOUR NOSE! [POPS]

ACTUALLY, I'VE GOT YOUR NOSE RIGHT HERE.

OH! I COULD KISS YOU RIGHT NOW.

UH, PUT YOUR COSTUME ON, AND THEN WE'LL TALK.

OK.KIDDIES,

COME WITH UNCLE HARRY, PLEASE.

ALL RIGHT. GO, GO, GO.

LET'S GO AND GET SOME JUNK FOOD.

BYE, MOM! BYE, MOM!

BYE-BYE!

BYE.

[SQUEAKS]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

[AS LORENZO] THE NOSE MAKE THE MAN, NO?

Announcer: AND IN THE SEMIS,

GALAXY AND THE CRUSH ARE REALLY GOING AT IT ON FIELD 7...

GALAXY PLAYING REALLY WELL UNDER LORENZO VINCENZO'S COACHING.

THERE'S A SHOT,

PAST THE KEEPER, AND IT'S GOOD.

THAT'S 2 FOR GALAXY.

LOOKS LIKE A GALAXY GAME.

THIS PUTS GALAXY IN THE FINAL,

WHERE THEY'LL BE PLAYING THEIR OLD NEMESIS, MALIBU MAJESTIC.

IT SHOULD BE A VERY INTERESTING GAME.

THIS REALLY LOOKS LIKE A COMEBACK SEASON FOR THE GALAXY.

♪ ONLY ONE

♪ PLAY ME FOR A FOOL ♪

♪ HAD TO GET AWAY... ♪

HEARD LORENZO VINCENZO'S COACHING YOU GUYS.

WELL, YOU HEARD RIGHT.

YEAH. YOU'LL SURE NEED HIM

TO HAVE HALF A CHANCE AGAINST OUR TEAM.

TOO BAD YOU DON'T HAVE OUR SECRET WEAPON.

Announcer: VERY SPECIAL HERE TODAY,

THE HIGHEST-SCORING DEFENDER

IN THE HISTORY OF AMERICAN WOMEN'S SOCCER

AND A GOLD MEDAL WINNER

AT THE 2004 OLYMPIC GAMES--

PLEASE WELCOME MALIBU MAJESTIC COACH

JOY FAWCETT.

[CHEERING]

GREAT.

OH, YEAH.

MY DADDY PULLED A FEW STRINGS.

OH, YEAH? DIDN'T HE HAVE TO DO THAT

SO YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO REPEAT THE SEVENTH GRADE AGAIN?

NO, WE STILL HAD TO REPEAT THAT.

DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I TRY!

UGH!

WHAT? THE SECOND TIME WAS FUN.

MR. VINCENZO, YOUR TEAM IS WAITING FOR YOU WITH OPEN ARMS.

HAVE A GOOD GAME.

UH, GAME?[GIRLS CHEERING]

UH...UH...

SCUSI.

YOU WANT ME TO SIGN A SHIRT?

[GIRLS LAUGH]

[ALL TALK AT ONCE]

[WHISTLE BLOWS]COME ON.

PHEW. YEAH.

JUST WANT YOU KNOW, DESPITE WHAT YOU THOUGHT BEFORE,

YOU'RE THE ONLY DUDE I EVER WANTED TO KISS.

OHH! I AM A GENIUS.

YOU LOOK EXACTLY LIKE LORENZO VINCENZO.

AHH. I AM LORENZO VINCENZO.

OH, THAT'S THE SPIRIT.

COME ON, KIDDIES.AAH--

PAZZO. PAZZO, PAZZO, PAZZO.

[SPEAKS IN ITALIAN]

HERE YOU GO.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER CONTINUES]

OH!

CAN I PLEASE HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?

OH, SURE. YOU BET.

[INDISTINCT]

THIS IS FROM-- [INDISTINCT]

NOT BY FABERGEÉ. THIS WAS CHEAP.

[INDISTINCT]

[BOTH SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

AND I LIKE TO SQUEEZE...

[CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY]

I HAVE THE QUESTION.

IN AMERICA, WHY IS WITH THE BAR ON THE GROUND?

IN ITALY, WE DON'T HAVE BARS.

[CONTINUES SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY]

CIAO.

OH! THERE YOU ARE.

[PANTING]

[CELL PHONE RINGS]

PRONTO.

HELLO? IS THIS THE RIGHT LORENZO?

UH, SI.

THIS IS JULIA ROBERT...SON.

JULIA ROBERTSON.

AHH, JULIA. WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

WELL--[EXHALES] I'M A BIG, BIG FAN,

AND I JUST SAW YOU ON THE TOURNAMENT.

I LOOK GOOD, NO?OH, VERY GOOD,

AND I JUST DID SOMETHING VERY, VERY BAD.

SEE, I THOUGHT THE GREAT LORENZO MIGHT LIKE SOME COMPANY,

SO I BOOKED US A ROOM AT THE HOTEL ACROSS THE STREET.

YES. YES.

THIS IS... VERY, VERY BAD.

FOR YOU, I HAVE A VERY SPECIAL PUNISHMENT.

I WILL NEED A ZOOKEEPER'S UNIFORM

AND A BUCKET OF ICE.

WELL, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I'M INTO.

I'M IN ROOM 648.

I'LL SEE YOU IN 5 MINUTES.

THAT'S NICE.

BUONGIORNO, GALAXY GIRLS!

HOW MANY TIMES THAT GUY GOING TO CHANGE?

HE'S I-TALIAN.

PREGO.

HEY, COACH, ARE YOU OK?

SI. WHY WOULD I NOT BE OK?

YOU'RE ACTING KIND OF WEIRD.

[WHISTLE BLOWS]HEY, UNO MOMENTO,

SIGNOREREF, OK? OK.

COME ON. PUT THE HANDS IN.

[EXHALES] REMEMBER, YOU'RE ALL CHAMPIONS IN THE HEART, YES?

Girls: SI.

OK. AND WHEN YOU GO OUT THERE

AND PLAY ON THIS FIELD TODAY,

YOU'RE PLAYING WITH ALL OF YOUR HEART. SI?

SI.

SO, HOW YOU SAY, DO THE MATH!

WHAT YOU WAITING FOR, I SEND YOU A MESSAGE ON YOUR MYSPACES?

LET'S GO PLAY SOCCER!

All: 1, 2, 3, GALAXY!

[CHEERING]

Man: GO, GIRLS!

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

THE GREAT, BUT VERY LONELY, LORENZO IS HERE

TO PUNISH YOU, MY VERY, VERY BAD GIRL.

YES.

I ORDERED THE MEATLOAF SANDWICH, BUT YOU'LL DO.

OR MAYBE--

[DOOR SHUTS]

OW! OOH.

[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]

Announcer: AHH, AND THERE'S A NICE PASS.

[INDISTINCT]

[INDISTINCT CHATTER AND CHEERING]

OH, AND NOW, THE MAJESTIC STEALS THE BALL.

MOVING DOWNFIELD-- [INDISTINCT]

NICE DEFENSE FROM GALAXY.

COME ON, YOU GUYS! DANCE, DANCE, DANCE ON THE FIELD!

[AS WENDY] CAN YOU TAKE OVER FOR A SEC?

YEAH, YEAH, SURE.

COME ON, GIRLS! WE CAN DO THIS! LET'S GO!

Announcer: VERY GOOD CONTROL.

CLOSING IN ARE--

ALL THE WAY! SHOOT! SHOOT!

WHOA! AND THERE'S A SHOT.

A LITTLE WEAK. [INDISTINCT]

THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE TO DO BETTER THAN THAT

TO BEAT THE 3-TIME LEAGUE CHAMPION MALIBU.

Girl: GO TO HER! STAY WITH HER.

HEY! HEY.

Girl: GO AROUND!

BECCA!

GO, BECCA, GO!

I'M HERE!

Announcer: GALAXY TRYING...

MALIBU GETS IT BACK.

GOING ON THE OFFENSE...

NICE FOOTWORK.

MOVING OVER TO THE RIGHT,

OH, AND SUCH A NICE PASS.

THIS IS WHERE IT GETS DANGEROUS FOR GALAXY.

IF MALIBU DOES CLOSE IN, ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN.

[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]

AND THERE IT GOES ACROSS THE MIDDLE.

KEEP A BED AT THE READY.

AND THERE'S A SHOT.

AND IT IS GOOD!

MALIBU SCORED THE FIRST GOAL OF THE GAME,

AND THEY'RE ON TOP 1-0.OHH!

GALAXY IN A TOUGH SITUATION HERE.

WHERE'S COACH LORENZO WHEN WE NEED HIM?

[SIGHS] YEAH. WHERE IS THAT GUY?

[SIGHS]YOU OK?

OH, YEAH. YEAH. I'M GOING TO GO GET SOME...

WATER. SOME STUFF. I'LL BE BACK.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

[GIRLS SHOUTING INDISTINCT]

Announcer: LOOKS LIKE MALIBU HAS HEARD THE WAKE-UP CALL

AND ARE TAKING THE GALAXY THREAT SERIOUSLY.

THEY'RE TURNING UP THE HEAT.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

[WHISTLES]

THERE'S THE WHISTLE. FIRST HALF--

MALIBU MAJESTIC IS UP.

BRAVO! BRAVO ON THE FIRST HALF!

GOOD JOB, GUYS. GOOD JOB.

LOOKING GOOD, GUYS. ALL RIGHT.

BENE.GOOD JOB.

GOOD. OK. YES.

BENE.NICE WORK.

DRINK SOME WATER. HYDRATING.

[DISTANT CHEERING]

Announcer: IS SOMETHING GOING ON ON THE SIDELINES?

WHO ARE YOU?

I CAN'T QUITE MAKE IT OUT, BUT AM I SEEING DOUBLE?

I AM LORENZO VINCENZO.

EH?

NO, BECAUSE I...

AM LORENZO VINCENZO.

EH?

WHO ARE YOU?

WE ARE BOTH LORENZO VINCENZO. BRAVO! YES?

BRAVO! LET'S PLAY SOCCER, EH?

I THINK IT'S TIME TO GIVE IT UP.

[SHUTTERS CLICKING]

AAH![CROWD GASPING]

[AS WENDY] OH! MY NOSE!

MY NOSE.

I KNOW THAT VOICE.OH!

THIS IS WEIRD.

AAH![CROWD GASPS]

Boy: WHOA!

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

I'LL DO IT.

[GRUNTING]

THE CRAZY WOMAN.

OH, MY GOD.

[GRUNTS]

[SIGHS]

I'M SO SORRY.

WHY?

SWEETIE...

I KNEW IT WAS TOTALLY CRAZY,

BUT I JUST--

I COULDN'T BEAR TELLING YOU

I'D BLOWN THE CHANCE FOR YOU TO BE COACHED

BY SOMEONE YOU REALLY LOOK UP TO.

I KNEW IT WOULD CRUSH YOU, AND I JUST--

I COULDN'T LET THAT HAPPEN.

THEN, EVERYTHING WAS JUST A BIG, HUGE LIE?

I'M REALLY SORRY.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LET ME EMBARRASS MYSELF THAT WAY.

AND BY THE WAY, YOU'RE A TERRIBLE KISSER.

WELL, YOU SURE FOOLED THEM.

GO AND GET SOME HOT DOGS. I'LL BE RIGHT OVER.

SHOULD WE CLEAN YOU UP? OH, IT'S--

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. I'LL GET IT.

WE'LL BE FINE.

Woman: THANKS, COACH.

Man: THANKS.

[SIGHS]

OHH.

OH.

I GUESS YOU CAN'T REALLY BLAME THEM.

[SNIFFLES]

YOU KNOW WHAT?

COLLEGES ONLY GO SO FAR.

SOMETIMES, PEOPLE NEED A LITTLE, UH, COACHING.

IT'S TIME TO LEAD THEM FOR REAL, WENDY.

YOU'RE ON.

WAIT A MINUTE. I-- HEY.

HEY, WAIT A MINUTE, EVERYBODY.

I'VE GOT SOMETHING I WANT TO SAY. I--

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

[BLOWS WHISTLE]

HEY, GIRLS, GET BACK HERE.

YOU'RE NOT DONE YET.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

LISTEN UP, ALL YOU GALAXY GIRLS.

I GOT ONE LAST THING TO SAY TO YOU, OK?

I'M REALLY SORRY THIS WHOLE THING WENT SO FAR.

I DIDN'T MEAN FOR IT TO.

I WAS...

I WAS AFRAID OF LOSING MY DAUGHTER,

SO I MADE A VERY BAD DECISION.

BUT PLEASE, DON'T WALK AWAY FROM THIS GAME TODAY BECAUSE I WAS AN IDIOT.

YOU ALL THOUGHT THAT YOU WERE PLAYING WELL

BECAUSE YOU FINALLY HAD A GREAT COACH AGAIN.

BUT REALLY, IT WAS YOU GUYS ALL ALONG.

YOUR SKILLS AND YOUR HEARTS--

THAT IS WHAT GOT YOU HERE TODAY.

YOU JUST NEEDED A LITTLE SOMETHING EXTRA, A LITTLE MAGIC,

AND SO, YOU BELIEVED IN THIS FAMOUS GUY LORENZO.

BUT...DOESN'T MATTER WHAT I THINK

OR WHAT LORENZO THINKS OR WHAT ANYONE ELSE THINKS.

THE QUESTION NOW IS

YOU BELIEVE YOU'RE CHAMPIONS.

LET'S PLAY SOCCER.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

WELL? WHAT, YOU GOING TO--

YOU WANT AN INVITATION? I SHOULD SEND YOU AN EVITE?

LET'S GO PLAY SOCCER!

[APPLAUSE]Man: YEAH!

Girl: JUST GET THE JOB DONE.

I DON'T CARE IF YOU HAVE TO PULL THEIR HAIR OUT.

GET IT DONE.

1, 2, 3--All: MALIBU!

OK, YOU GUYS. WE CAN BEAT MALIBU. WE CAN, ALL RIGHT?

WE JUST GOT TO RUN HARD AND MAKE SURE YOU STAY ON SIDE.

AND--[INDISTINCT] FOR NUMBER 2 AND 3, OK?

WE GOT THIS.

[ALL TALK AT ONCE]

GALAXY!

[INDISTINCT CHATTER AND CHEERING]

[WHISTLE BLOWS]

Announcer: WELCOME BACK TO THE SECOND HALF ACTION.

GALAXY REALLY NEEDS TO MOVE FORWARD AND SCORE

IF THEY WANT TO STAY IN THIS GAME.

[INDISTINCT SHOUT]

GOT TO GET THE BALL BACK OUT.

Announcer: MALIBU HAS MOMENTUM.

THEY SEEM TO BE READY TO SCORE ANOTHER GOAL

AND JUST END THE MATCH.

THEY PLAY GOOD FOR LITTLE GIRLS.

GALAXY GIRLS, FEELING THE PRESSURE,

KEEPING A GOOD DEFENSE.

I'M SORRY I-- [INDISTINCT]

NAH.OH, NICE LITTLE MOVE THERE.

I'M SORRY I GIVE YOU THE SQUEEZE

WHEN YOU NO WANT THE SQUEEZE.

I TELL YOU, BOTH TEAMS ARE PLAYING HARD.

OK TO SQUEEZE NOW?

STILL NO SQUEEZE. VA BENE.

HERE'S THE PASS TO GALAXY

WHO CAME DOWN TO MALIBU TERRITORY.

[BOTH GRUNT]

THERE'S A COLLISION. TEAM MALIBU GOES DOWN.

HOPE THEY'RE OK.

BIG KICK! GO! GO, GO, GO! YEAH!

GALAXY IS PICKING UP THE PACE,

MOVING FORWARD, CRUSHING THE MALIBU TEAM.

THEY ARE REALLY STARTING TO OPEN UP THE GAME NOW.

COME ON! FEEL THE RHYTHM!

AND THERE'S A NICE BALL INTO THE CORNER.

CENTER IT! CENTER IT!

THAT'S GOT YOUR NAME ON IT, LAURIE!

COME ON! THAT'S GOT YOUR NAME ON IT! LET'S GO!

Announcer: PASSES BACK OVER TO BECCA HANDLER.

SHE CHIPS IT UP INTO THE BOX.

IN FOR THE HEADER.

AND THERE IT IS! IT'S A GOAL!

NICELY DONE!

[CHEERING]

THE GALAXY HAS TIED IT UP ONE-ONE.

LOOKS LIKE ANYBODY'S GAME FROM HERE.

GALAXY REALLY STARTING TO LOOK CONFIDENT.

THAT'S OUR BABY GIRL.

THAT'S OUR BABY GIRL.

[BOTH LAUGH]

NOW, DON'T YOU START.

[CHUCKLES]

WHAT?

THIS IS A NEW EXPERIENCE FOR MALIBU.

WHAT WAS THAT? YOU'RE SO--OH!

JUST SHOWING A LITTLE FRUSTRATION OUT THERE.

REF, THEY CAN'T JUST GO OUT HERE AND PLAY.

AND IF YOU WOULD READ THE APPLICATION,

IT CLEARLY STATES LORENZO VINCENZO IS COACHING THIS TEAM TODAY.

AND THIS WHATEVER IS NOT LORENZO VINCENZO.

AND THAT...

IS AN AUTOMATIC FORFEIT.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

EXCUSE ME.

UH...

I'M AFRAID SHE'S RIGHT.

I'M SORRY.

[LORENZO CLEARS THROAT]

SCUSI.

LORENZO...

IS HERE TO COACH THE TEAM,

JUST LIKE THE APPLICATION SAYS.

OTHERWISE, THESE GALAXY RAGAZZE NO GET A CHANCE

TO FINISH WHAT THEY STARTED, EH?

YEAH! UM...

THAT SETTLES IT.

LET THE GAME CONTINUE!

Woman: YES! [CHEERING]

Wendy: OK, GALAXY GIRLS! QUICK, HUDDLE UP!

YEAH! YEAH!

BECCA, I NEED YOU HERE.

LAURIE, I NEED YOU HERE.

I WANT YOU GUYS TO DRIVE FOR THE GOAL HERE

PAST TAMARA HERE, UNLESS...

LORENZO THE GREAT HAS A BETTER IDEA.

NO, NO. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I'D DO.

Announcer: SOME UNUSUAL @CTIVITY IN THE SIDELINES

FOR THE SECOND TIME THIS GAME.

AND IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE RESUMING PLAY.

[CHUCKLES] WAIT.

LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.

SO, SHE'S YOUR MOM, AND SHE'S A DUDE.

[LAUGHS]

NO, TIFFANY, SHE'S JUST MY MOM,

BUT SHE'S TWICE THE PERSON YOU'LL EVER BE.

HEY, JUST BECAUSE YOU SCORED ONE GOAL,

DON'T GET ALL RUDY ON ME.

YOU KNOW THIS IS THE SAME PLAY

WE RAN AT THE CHAMPIONSHIP AGAINST BRAZIL.

I KNOW.

YOU KNOW WE LOST THAT GAME.

STILL A GOOD PLAY.

Announcer: COMING OFF THE FREE KICK,

THE PRESSURE IS REALLY ON FOR THESE 2 TERRIFIC TEAMS.

IMAGINE, A WHOLE SEASON COME DOWN TO ONE POINT.

Tony: COME ON, GIRLS! WE CAN DO THIS! LET'S GO!

[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]

Announcer: BOTH TEAMS PLAYING VERY AGGRESSIVELY.

THEY BOTH WANT THIS.

A LOT OF CONTACT GOING AFTER EVERY--[INDISTINCT] BALL.

BOTH TEAMS LOOKING TO SCORE.

REMEMBER THE MOVES, RIGHT? REMEMBER THE MOVES!

FEEL THE MUSIC, ALL RIGHT?

ALL RIGHT, NOW, SLIDE IT OUT. SLIDE IT OUT.

[INDISTINCT SHOUTING]

Announcer: AND THERE'S A PASS TO BECCA HANDLER.

OH, AND THERE'S A LORENZO VINCENZO SIGNATURE MOVE.

VERY NICELY DONE.

TAKE THAT DOWN ALL THE WAY!

GALAXY POSITION LOOKS VERY STRONG.

MOVING FORWARD...

GO, GO, GO! LAURIE, THAT WAS--

THERE'S THE FAST BREAK,

MOVING INTO THE MALIBU TERRITORY.

AND THEY KEEP MOVING OUT,

TRYING TO CUT THE ANGLE. DRIBBLE FORWARD...

I CAN'T REALLY PLACE THE BALL.

HITS THE POST. IT'S GOOD! IT'S OVER THE LINE!

IT'S OVER! [CHEERING]

MAR VISTA GALAXY HAS DEFEATED MALIBU MAJESTIC

TO WIN THE CAL STATE FINALS!

YEAH! [CHEERS]

THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE ENDING FOR THE GALAXY,

WHO HAD A COMEBACK SEASON. UNBELIEVABLE.

[NO AUDIO]

FANTASTIC! THIS IS WHAT SOCCER IS ALL ABOUT.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER AND CHEERING]

THANKS A LOT. YOU GUYS WERE A BIG HELP.

♪ HERE WE ARE

♪ WE'VE COME THIS FAR...

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE ANYONE ELSE, MOM.

JUST BE YOURSELF, OK?

ALL RIGHT.

COME HERE.MOM!

I'M SO PROUD OF YOU.

♪ WE ARE [CHEERING]

♪ WE'VE COME THIS FAR...

WE WON! [CHEERING CONTINUES]

[INDISTINCT SINGING]

All: GALAXY! GALAXY! GALAXY! GALAXY!

GALAXY! GALAXY! GALAXY! GALAXY!

GOOD GAME.

YOU, TOO. YOU GUYS HAD A GREAT SEASON, TOO.

HEY.

DON'T PUSH IT.

ALL TOGETHER, NOW, GALAXY GIRLS.

WAIT. SOMEONE'S MISSING.

LORENZO!

[SIGHS]

EVERYBODY SAY FORMAGGIO!

All: FORMAGGIO!

THINK YOU'LL HAVE TO TAKE THOSE.

OH, I KNOW.

[INDISTINCT CHATTER]

[BOTH SPEAK INDISTINCTLY]

YES, MISS YOU. [CHUCKLES]

♪ HERE WE ARE

♪ WE'VE COME THIS FAR

♪ LOVE IS IN THE LIVING... ♪

[INDISTINCT SHOUT]

Becca: ARE YOU SURE YOU GOT EVERYTHING, MOM--

WATERS, SUNSCREEN,

MAYBE A SPARE NOSE?

Wendy: VERY FUNNY, BECCA.

♪ YOU KNOW I CAN'T PRETEND

♪ IT'S NOT AN ACCIDENT

♪ I HAVE BECOME SOMEBODY ELSE ♪

♪ THERE'S SO MUCH I WANT TO SAY ♪

♪ YOU SEE ME EVERY DAY

♪ I WISH THAT I COULD SHOUT IT OUT ♪

♪ YOU GOT TO RUN

♪ THIS WILL-- [WOMAN SCREAMS]

ARE YOU CRAZY? GET OUT OF HERE!

SORRY!

MI DISPIACE!

EHH... MI SCUSI.

♪ AND YOU GOT TO KNOW

♪ YOU CAN HAVE ANYTHING

♪ YOU GOT TO BE

♪ BEST THAT YOU CAN BE

♪ BUT DON'T CHANGE FOR ME

♪ SOME THINGS I TRY TO HIDE ♪

♪ YOU SEE THROUGH MY DISGUISE ♪

♪ WHEN YOU ARE TEARING DOWN THE WALL ♪

♪ YOUR GOING TO FIGURE OUT

♪ I KNOW WITHOUT A DOUBT

♪ THESE THINGS DON'T MATTER MUCH AT ALL ♪

♪ YOU WILL BE... [WOMAN SCREAMS]

OH, YOU AGAIN?

I TELL YOU I ALREADY SORRY.

NO, SEE, I DON'T UNDERSTAND THE DOOR LANGUAGE.

♪ YOU GOT TO BELIEVE

♪ YOU CAN MAKE IT UP THAT HILL ♪

♪ 'CAUSE YOU GOT TO KNOW

♪ YOU CAN HAVE ANYTHING

♪ BUT YOU GOT TO BE

♪ THE BEST THAT YOU CAN BE

♪ BUT DON'T CHANGE FOR ME

♪ BUT DON'T CHANGE FOR ME

♪ SORRY

♪ IS NOT A WORD I WANT TO HEAR ♪

♪ SO EASILY

♪ I NEED TO KNOW

♪ THAT LIFE WON'T PASS

♪ YOU BY

♪ YOU GOT TO RUN

♪ THIS WORLD AIN'T STANDING STILL ♪

♪ YOU GOT TO BELIEVE

♪ YOU CAN MAKE IT UP THAT HILL ♪

♪ YOU GOT TO KNOW

♪ YOU CAN HAVE ANYTHING

♪ YOU GOT TO BE ♪ THE BEST THAT

♪ THE BEST THAT YOU CAN BE ♪

♪ BUT DON'T CHANGE FOR ME ♪ YOU GOT TO RUN

♪ THIS WORLD AIN'T STANDING STILL ♪

♪ YOU GOT TO BELIEVE ♪ YOU CAN

♪ YOU CAN MAKE IT UP THAT HILL ♪

♪ YOU GOT TO KNOW

♪ YOU GOT TO KNOW

♪ YOU CAN HAVE ANYTHING

♪ YOU GOT TO BE ♪ THE BEST THAT

♪ THE BEST THAT YOU CAN BE ♪

♪ BUT DON'T CHANGE FOR ME

♪ I HAVE BECOME SOMEBODY ELSE ♪