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When are you going to take that stupid thing off?

I know you're obsessed with it, but it's an eyesore.

I'm not getting a signal here.

Wish I could see the news, cuz I bet we're on it.

Sorry to burst your bubble, but nobody got footage of you in action, Summer.

Put some clothes on, Dad.

Okay, let's have something to eat.

Summer, can you grab us some plates?

Do you think Morty is doing all right?

Let's just give him some space.

I know it must be rough, but time heals all wounds.

Good point.

Time is one thing we do have.

I reprogrammed this to simulate the best possible life for you.

It might not provide much solace, but give it a shot anyway.

I'm not done talking to you yet, Morty!

Now listen here. Your prejudice towards other people's diets is just proof

that you don't even know what you're actually eating.

Dating the best guy in school comes with lots of benefits, baby!

I'd never date you under any circumstances.

You need to open your heart in order to find a truly sustainable...

Hold on, Morty!

Whatchu want?

Cut it out, man. She's clearly not interested.

Don't try to show off by playing hero.

Or I'll make sure you never come to school again, twerp.

Well, Morty...

I guess I'll admit you've got some balls.

You're off the hook for today!

Hi, I'm Elle.

And you are?

My name's Morty.

Thank you, Morty.

Everyone else was pretending to look the other way.

Actually, so was I...

I'm not sure where I found the courage to step up.

This price is outrageous, ain't it?

There's only two doors on this thing.

Plus the roof is missing.

Well, sir, that's how it was designed...

Look, this one with four doors and a roof and is selling for $800.

So how does $300 for this one sound?

That's fair, yeah?

Not really...

Great, we've got a deal! I'll buy it!

Consider yourself lucky!

Are you Mr. Morty Smith?

-I'm... -I know.

I could never forget you.

Frank...

Shucks, I'm happy that you remembered me.

How did you know I was here?

All it took was a bit of research.

I've actually known for a long time now.

But I wasn't going to come...

until I had turned myself into a man who's worthy of you.

And now, I have a very successful enterprise.

I can make any wish of yours come true.

Would you care to work at my company?

I guarantee you a position and salary that's more than worthwhile.

I can't...

I'm sorry, Frank.

I'm a married man now.

I even have a young daughter.

So, you see...

I can't... be with you...

Hey, Morty? I'm coming in!

Jeez, hurry and get over it alr-

Grandpa!

That little shit. He broke the damn thing!

What's happening to him?

Don't touch the headset, Summer.

If we take it off Morty now, then he'll never come back.

He's not in the world that I programed for him.

Morty's consciousness has separated

from his body and drifted into another dimension.

So right now, he's living the life of a different Morty.

We're gonna save him!

I've got your back, grandpa!

Forget the guns!

We're gonna use the headset's records

to figure out exactly which universe Morty is in,

and then recall his consciousness.

But we gotta move fast.

We don't know what's happening in the other universe,

or even if it has the same flow of time.

If Morty's already dead on the other side, then there's no bringing him back!

You're gonna be the death of this dealership.

I'm sorry, but you can't work here anymore.

But, sir...

Here's a week's worth of pay.

Now take it and get out.

No hard feelings.

-Daddy? -I'm home.

Welcome back, Daddy!

Thank you, Maria.

Welcome home, honey. You're a little late today.

Oh, sorry...

But good timing. Dinner is ready.

What's that?

Oh, it's nothing.

Who could that be?

Morty, someone's at the door for you.

-You... -I'm sorry I came on too hard.

I'm not here to press the issue.

Just forget what I said earlier.

If this is what you want...

then I promise to leave and never come back.

It's just...

I wanted to say goodbye to you in person...

It was great to see you again, Morty.

Wait, Frank!

I'm sorry. It's not a very fancy meal.

I don't mind at all.

In fact, I was downright starving.

I'm so glad you could come, Morty!

So, does this entire building belong to you?

Actually, more than just this one.

Out of the buildings that you can see from here,

the four tallest ones all belong to me.

And... they're also yours.

If you gave everyone two cookies each, and there are five people...

how many cookies is that?

Frank is quite the gentleman.

And he seems to be very fond of you.

You think so? I'm not sure about that.

Ten cookies!

That's right! You're so smart, Maria.

Actually, Frank stopped by this afternoon.

What?

He said his company is buying up that house

and we should consider moving into it.

It's a big place.

Morty...?

But this is our house.

It's where we raised Maria.

We've made so many precious memories here.

And now...

you want to throw that all away?!

I'm sorry.

You make a good point.

It's okay.

You must be Mr. Frank.

Maria's mother told us to expect you.

I happened to have an opening in my schedule.

You're a famous name around these parts.

It's a great honor to meet you.

She does this all the time after school.

I really think we need to get her a proper teacher.

Keep your nose out of this!

If she needs one, then I'll buy it!

Maria is MY daughter!

I swear I didn't mean to step on your toes...

I'm sorry, Morty.

Frank!

That was uncalled for, Morty.

I'm sorry that I hurt your feelings.

Christ, I can't do a single good thing for Elle and Maria.

It's impossible for me to be like you...

Those two need you more than anything.

Listen, I won't visit your family anymore.

So please go back home to them, Morty.

Pardon me!

There's a little girl here looking for you

who seems to be in trouble, Mr. Frank!

Maria!

It's Mommy...! Mommy's hurt...!

A buildup of stress and anxiety caused her to collapse.

It's going to be okay now.

Your mom will feel all better once she wakes up.

We don't got all damn day! Hurry your ass up!

Study abroad?

But we don't have that kind of money.

Don't worry about the money.

I just want to give Maria the chance to live up to her potential.

We're not using your money!

You're not her father!

If it's necessary, then I'll...

This is a time of her life she can never get back.

Refuse all you want, but this is one thing I'm going to do!

You can't even call yourself her father if you never go home to her!

I'm sorry, I was...

Listen, I just...

All I ever really wanted was for you to be happy.

None of this would have been possible without you.

I can't thank you enough, Frank.

But my actions left a scar on your family that will never go away.

-I mean, Morty is... -Never mind that.

We couldn't wish for any more than this.

Are you okay, mister?

Daddy!

I had found real happiness,

but I was on the verge of letting it all go.

Over something as stupid as jealousy...

But this was all born out of the love in your heart.

I've never regretted anything about my life

since the day that I met you.

Elle...

Let's all live together as a family.

Of course, that includes you too, Frank.

Morty...

Daddy...?

Daddy?!

Morty?

Morty!

Daddy!

Morty!

Welcome back, Morty!

Talk about a close call!

Rick, I was just...

I dunno what you saw, but it was all a dream.

So forget it!

There. Now things are back to normal.

Time to go on a new adventure, Morty!

I wish I could just stay with you like this forever...

We don't know what the future holds in store.

Since there's no real reason to our existence in the first place.

But...

I want to stay with you, too.

Whether you're dead or alive, I want to be by your side forever.

In this world devoid of meaning,

doing what we can to live our lives to the fullest

is the most precious and meaningful thing there is.

What the...?

Oh no!

We're under attack!

Okay!

Now blow the hell outta them!

Whoa!

You're kicking ass, newbie!

Hey, I'm Morty! What's your name?

Elle.

My name is Elle.