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Hey honey, how's the studying coming?

I never thought advanced oils would be this tough.

Like, everyone said that it was difficult, but...

I just, I can't wrap my hand around it.

I understand honey, but with the amount of

money we are paying for your massage school,

you better not fail that exam in a while.

Thanks a lot dad, because I'm not stressed enough.

Well, you know, stress builds character.

And if you do the work, you'll get the reward.

I do all of my work.

It's just the practical stuff that I just can't get down.

It's everything in these books.

Just doesn't make sense.

You know, if I had someone I could practice on, this would be so much easier.

Wait, can I practice on you dad?

I don't know if...

I mean, I don't think it's appropriate for an 18

year old girl to practice massage on her stepfather.

Let alone a massage that is as intimate as oil massages.

You'll just have to hit the books a little harder young lady.

Dad, you can't come in here and stress me out even

more, and then tell me no one to ask you for help.

Well, you have a good point.

What kind of stepfather would I be if I didn't help my stepdaughter with her test?

So I can practice on you dad?

Yes dear, but let's make it quick because your mother has a roast in for dinner.

Thank you so much.

No problem.

Okay, well, first you need to get undressed.

Is that really necessary?

Yeah, you don't want your clothes to get messed up, do you?

I guess you're right.

Okay, fine.

Exactly what are they teaching you at school?

Oh, you'll see.

Okay. I trust you.

Oh, that's warm.

Yeah?

Oh my god.

Didn't know it was going to be so smooth.

I bet this is good for arthritis.

Some people say that.

Like I said, I'm still trying to kind of like get it down.

You must be doing something right. I can feel it in my loins.

Oh, okay.

Oh, that sure hits the spot.

Oh, I'm happy it feels good.

I just hope I'm doing it right.

Okay, um, why don't you flip over?

Okay.

That's...

That's some work.

Yeah.

You know, you kind of started off a little rocky, but uh...

I feel like now that you're definitely not gonna fail this exam.

Wait, really?

Yeah! You're doing great!

Oh my gosh, thank you so much. I just...

Wait...

Um, you know what I just thought?

What?

Okay...

Like, I'm doing good with a guy, so if I have a

guy when I have my exam, I'm gonna ace it, but...

What if I have a girl?

Like, massaging a girl is completely different than a guy.

Right...

You know what? I think I got a solution.

What?

Well, why don't we just have your mother help us out?

Oh my god, that is a great idea, Dad!

Right?

Honey!

My!

Looks like someone's been busy.

Yeah, I was just helping our daughter study for her, uh...

Massage is the exam tomorrow, but now, um...

Well, she needs a girl to massage.

Yeah, so...

I mean, I know how to give the massage to a guy, I just...

I'm not sure if I can get a girl a massage.

So, think you can help, Mom?

Of course! I just put the roast in, so I have

plenty of time to help my favorite stepdaughter.

But, I'm your only stepdaughter, Mom.

Are you sure?

Um...

Your mother, she's such a jokester. She's just kidding with you.

Guilty as charged!

Mom!

Alright, alright. Enough jokes aside. I'm all yours, sweetie.

Sweet thanks.

Alright.

I'll catch up to you two here.

Yeah?

Peace.

Alright, am I doing this right? Yeah?

Yeah, I think so.

Alright, well scooch mister, you had your turn.

Alright, just hang here on your stomach.

Okay. You ready?

It's ready as a lottery.

Oh my.

Well isn't that just swell?

It feels nice.

Indeed.

Oh my.

So slippery.

I really hope you don't do these from the tall tables.

Yeah, no. Definitely not.

That would be very, very dangerous, Mom.

You're doing a great job, honey.

Thanks, Dad.

I can feel the tension leaving already.

Good. That's what it's supposed to do. I just wasn't

sure if I'd be able to get it down with the girl too.

Well, you know, we have little different body parts.

Right.

How's the view, huh?

Oh, hey!

I think I'm just gonna go shower real quick.

No, honey, no, honey, don't. Don't be embarrassed. It's totally natural, right?

Yeah, I mean, they told us in class that it happens all the time to guys.

Really?

Yeah.

Yeah, see, there's nothing to be ashamed of.

It's normal.

I mean, actually, it gives me an idea.

I mean, since you've been such a busy bee, don't you deserve a study break?

Yeah?

Yeah, I mean, that sounds great, Mom.

I think us as a family, we should have a little family fun time.

What do you say, honey?

I think you got a point. We probably could all use a little study break.

Yeah.

I think your little friend thinks so, too.

I think you might be right.

Don't like a good idea?

Oh, my goodness!

Oh, well, I guess you can have your spot back.

All right, well, I'll use this.

So how do I do this?

Show me.

Just grab some. There we go.

All over, that's right.

Oh, wow.

That feels great.

There you go. I'm just going to spread it all over your body.

Wow.

That's so sticky.

Is this?

Yeah.

I think that's good.

Just like that.

That feels amazing.

Wow.

Oh, well, who's that?

I see it.

Let's see if I can learn from the master here.

Yeah, I know.

Like this, too.

I'm just gonna slide back and forth.

Yeah?

Yeah.

There you go.

Good job, Mom.

You're so sexy.

How did I get so lucky?

I'm kidding.

Let me get up on here.

Hello.

Oh my god.

I can share if you want to spin around.

Yes, let's get it in there.

It's good for the skin, right?

Yeah.

You've been working so hard, I can take over oil duty for you.

Why don't you get your little study break award?

Okay.

I think I've got the hang of this.

Sounds nice.

Slippery.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

This is fun.

Oh, my.

Oh my god.

Oh my god, my god.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

Oh, there you go.

Oh, my God.

Shit.

There you go.

Oh, my God.

Oh, yes.

Oh, my God.

Shit.

Oh, my God.

You want to hop on?

Careful, it's slippery.

Oh my.

Oh, fuck!

Oh, yes.

Oh my.

Oh, there you go.

Oh, shit.

Oh my.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Oh, shit.

Shit.

Yeah.

Fuck!

Oh my god.

Shit!

We bust ideas, don't we?

Yes you do.

I know.

Oh fuck.

Sorry.

Oh shit.

Oh shit.

Oh shit.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh my god, yes.

Oh shit.

Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Oh my fucking god.

Yes.

Oh shit.

Yes.

You're a shiny, you're a...

Yes, you're a...

Um...

Fuck! Yes!

Oh fuck, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!

Yeah! Yeah!

Yes.

You're mine.

Oh, I'm taking all the fun. It was all for you.

You can lay down.

It's your turn to rest, huh?

Fantastic.

You, huh?

Yes.

Shh!

Oh my goodness.

Oh my god!

Shit.

Oh my god!

Fuck!

Oh my god.

Yeah, that's it.

Oh my god.

Yay.

Uh!

Oh my god.

Oh my god, wow, quite the multitasker.

Ah, good at that.

Oh my god, yes.

Oh my god.

Oh, oh my god, oh shit.

Fuck, oh my god, yes.

Oh, yes.

Fuck.

Oh shit.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh shit.

Oh, fuck it.

Oh my god.

Oh, sweet.

Oh shit.

Oh my god.

What the fuck you got.

Oh, let all the tension go away.

Are you in your happy place now?

Yes?

Oh, I'm totally not stressed now.

Oh my god.

Oh, flame.

Oh, kalamata.

She's so sweet.

Oh, kalamata.

Shit!

Oh, fuck!

Oh my god!

Guys!

Oh my god!

Fuck!

Oh my god!

Oh my god!

Shit!

Oh my god!

Fuck!

Oh my god!

Fuck!

Oh my god!

It's yours, though, yeah?

Oh my god!

Yeah?

Oh my god!

I'm sorry.

Oh my god!

Oh my god.

Here we go.

Oh my god.

Fuck!

Fuck, fuck, fuck!

Oh shit!

Oh, fuck!

Oh fuck.

Fuck.

Fuck!

Fuck!

Fuck!

Oh shit!

Oh fuck!

Fuck!

Oh shit!

Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god.

Fuck.

Yes, yes, yes, yes!

Fuck!

Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.

Fuck, yeah!

Fuck!

Yeah!

Oh my god.

Oh yes, yes.

You alright, huh?

Yeah?

Oh my god!

Sweetie, huh?

Oh my god.

Shit.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

Shit.

Oh my god.

Shit.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

Shit.

Oh my god.

Fuck.

Oh my god.

Oh shit.

Shit.

Oh fuck.

Oh my god.

Yes, honey.

I feel so good.

Oh my god.

Oh my.

Oh shit.

Oh shit.

Hi.

They say happy wife, happy life.

Oh, I'm so happy.

Damn.

You did a great job, honey.

Well.

Just do everything that you learned today tomorrow and you'll ace it.

Yeah, I think you're definitely gonna pass.

Yeah, not everything we did today.

You're right. Maybe not everything.

Yeah.

Well, thanks guys.

Oh, you guys.

That's a good girl.

Now, I'm not cleaning this up.

Okay.