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(Kelly's voice): Hi, this is Kelly. I'm not in right now.

Please leave a message.

Hi, this is Kelly. I'm not in right now.

Please leave a message.

We're not having too much luck, are we?

It wasn't that bad.

Oh, come on, I spent more time looking

at my watch than I did the screen.

If I pick one more crummy movie,

you'll probably never go out with me again.

No, you get one more chance,

but the pressure's on.

Well, I had a good time anyway.

Me, too.

Oh... sorry.

I... I thought I heard noises.

I just wanted to check.

No, no problem.

Greg was just saying good night.

Hi, Tara, how are you?

Great.

It's good to see you.

Well, good night.

So, how are things going with her?

Um, good, fine.

My roommates aren't very thrilled,

but she's not staying forever.

I got to hand it to you, you're a very generous woman.

I mean, most people wouldn't reach out

to a stranger like that.

Oh, she's not a stranger, not anymore.

We're getting to know each other pretty well.

Good.

Well, I, uh, better be going.

I got an early morning.

Okay.

Good night. Good night.

Hi, this is Kelly.

I'm not in right now.

Please leave a message.

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STEVE: Okay, let's go.

Spring break, here we come.

(indistinct conversation)

Uh, how much longer before we get there?

Joe, I told you to go to the bathroom

before we left the house.

It says we're hitting the height

of the wildflower season.

No wonder my allergies are acting up.

Oh, a fruit stand, I want strawberries.

Oh, I'm gonna get oranges.

Do you want anything? No.

CLARE: What are you looking at?

Never seen a girl before?

What are you staring at?

Nothing.

CLARE: Go help them.

Nah... they won't appreciate it.

They're probably women's libbers.

Mmm.

Well, they may be,

but you ought to give it a try.

Okay.

Yeah, I better go, too.

What... Um, flat tires are my specialty.

Yeah, right.

Is this a road fantasy or what?

God, what are the chances of this happening

if we were on the road alone, huh?

Nil. Yeah, that's what I thought.

You're choking me.

Hello, ladies.

Hi. You need a hand?

Do we ever.

Well, say no more.

We'll have you on the road in a jiffy.

Thanks.

You have no idea how many people

just walked by and didn't even offer. Really?

It's nice to meet some gentlemen in this country.

Thanks, where are you guys from?

Canada.

A small town in Ontario.

I'm sure you've never heard of it.

Parry Sound?

Parry Sound.

Home of hall of fame hockey player, Bobby Orr.

Wow, a hockey fan.

No, just a puck head.

That's so cool.

Where are you guys from?

L.A. I'm Joe.

Hi.

I'm Brandon, hi. Hi.

I'm Steve, and you guys are?

I'm Becky, and this is Alice and Margaret.

Hi.

It looks like they're having

a little bit too much fun.

Yeah, well, see, that would be

your idea.

Oh, come on, don't tell me you guys are worried.

No, not very.

It just reminds me of an old theory I have about men.

What would that be?

They're, uh, pigs.

Oh, yeah. Oh, right.

Yeah.

So, uh, are you guys on vacation?

Yeah, spring break.

How about you guys?

We want to camp out.

You know, hike, see the wildflowers.

Do you know any good spots?

Well, yeah, we're gonna go camp up at Lake Isabella.

With our dates.

Oh. Oh.

Is it nice there?

Yeah, it's, uh, it's gorgeous.

(chuckling)

Well, there you go, you're on your way.

We appreciate it. Yeah.

Sure, any time.

Have a nice trip, ladies. You bet.

Thanks. Thanks. Thanks again.

Bye. See you.

Bye.

"With our dates"?

What? You're so smooth.

Steve, Steve, what's he supposed to say,

"We'll ditch our dates, we'll meet you there"?

A guy can't fantasize?

(knocking)

VALERIE: Uh, coming.

(knocking)

Can I help you?

MAN: Yeah, open the door.

What... what do you want?

Look, does Colin Robbins live here or not?

Who's asking?

Graham Robbins.

Are you related to him or something?

Yeah, I'm his father.

Now open the door.

(dog whining)

Well, I told you who I am. Who are you?

Uh, Valerie.

I'm a friend of Colin's.

Is my son around?

Actually, he's gonna be out for a while.

He's, uh, picking up some art supplies

and running a bunch of errands.

Would... would you like to sit down?

Sure.

The couch is to the right.

I'll find it.

Heidi... chair, right.

Okay, so a yogurt for you, Kel,

and what would you like, Tara?

Chopped salad, please.

Okay, done.

What are you gonna do during the break?

Oh, just hang out, catch up on some school.

That's good.

So, what are you and Greg gonna do tonight?

Bowling.

Bowling, sounds like fun.

Why don't you come with us?

No.

I hate being a third wheel.

Greg doesn't mind.

No.

I'll just stay home and watch TV.

(sighs) Fine.

Is the bathroom...

Mmm.

I'll be right back.

Hi, David. Hey.

Hey, you mind if I sit? Hello.

No.

What are you doing tonight?

Nothing.

You want to go bowling?

Yeah, sure.

One condition.

What's that?

When Tara gets back,

you ask her to go as your date.

(chuckling)

Not a chance.

Please.

Greg and I are going, and I just feel guilty.

I've been leaving her at home every night,

and I want her to have a good time.

What if she doesn't even want to go with me?

Just ask her.

Okay?

How's it going, David?

Uh, it's...

it's going.

Uh, you want to go bowling?

This is a setup.

(sighs)

Yeah, that it is.

So what do you say?

Okay.

Okay, we'll leave the apartment at 8:00.

(laughing)

(murmuring)

This is it, number 48.

It's all ours.

Beautiful.

This is Mother Nature at her finest, huh?

I've got to say, we lucked out.

We got one great location.

Yeah, and we only have one neighbor

over there on that side.

DONNA: Hey, guys, uh,

don't go too far.

We have a lot of unpacking to do.

(sighs)

Truly, this is the promised land.

Oh, Canada.

Should we go over there and see

if they want us to help them again?

What would our dates say?

Hey, what are they doing?

Somehow, I don't think they're examining

the rare indigenous flora.

Really?

Hi. STEVE: Hi.

Hey, we're neighbors.

You guys were right, this place is gorgeous.

Hey.

CLARE: Aren't those, um,

the same girls that had the, uh, car trouble?

Yeah.

Oh.

What are they doing here?

They were looking for a place to camp,

so we told them about this place.

Why?

Just being friendly.

Yeah, come on, we'll introduce you.

Hey. Hi.

Hi. Hi.

Hi, guys.

Hi. Hi. Hi.

I'm Alice, this is Margaret and Becky.

I'm Clare.

This is Donna and Susan. Hi.

Oh, you girls have some great guys. Yeah, you know,

we're kind of ashamed to admit it, but we never

could have changed that flat without them.

Yeah, well, we were glad to loan them to you.

But now we need them back, so, uh...

we actually better get back and set up.

It'll be dark soon. Yeah, right.

Enjoy yourselves, guys. Yeah, you, too.

(all say good-bye)

Okay, um...

Put this one...

Ah, stay.

(shrieks)

Uh... don't worry about it.

We've done this a billion times.

(embarrassed laughter)

Okay, bye. Come on.

Do you want some more lasagna?

Oh... I don't mind if I do.

You know, I don't know what's keeping Colin.

So, uh...

how do you like L.A.?

Don't feel like you have to make conversation.

You know, I have to say,

Colin hasn't mentioned you to me before.

I'm not surprised.

When I came back from Vietnam without my peepers,

I wasn't much good to anyone.

His mother remarried.

I'm sorry.

How long do you plan on staying?

Why? You anxious to get rid of me?

No. Good.

'Cause I haven't seen my son in five years.

Where are you staying?

Uh, Veteran's Administration.

Heard that Colin's doing pretty well out here.

Making a name for himself.

Yes.

He's, uh... He's very, very talented.

And it's a good thing.

'Cause it's the only thing that keeps him out of trouble.

(laughs)

You his girlfriend?

You live here?

Hey, Val. Sorry I took so long.

Smells good.

Oh, my God.

I've been called worse.

Sit down, son.

Have something to eat.

Your girlfriend here, or whoever she is,

isn't a bad cook.

You don't call.

You don't write.

You just show up.

Yeah, that's about the size of it.

Why, you want me to leave?

No.

No.

It's absolutely beautiful out here.

Gets no better.

You know, tomorrow,

I think we should take a big hike before breakfast.

I'd be into that.

Damn it, Becky, I thought you fixed it.

I thought I did.

Then why does it keep falling down?

What? What? Is this gonna go on all night?

Well, just ignore them. Where is Steve?

He was supposed to get more firewood.

He's over there.

Still having trouble with that, huh?

Oh, yes. Well...

(scoffs)

Steve Sanders, the good Samaritan.

Hey, Joe, uh,

think we should go over there and help 'em set up?

Yeah, we probably should.

Go ahead. You know you want to.

I'm going.

I'll be right back.

Okay. Fine.

You guys,

do you think it was a good idea

letting them go over there alone?

Oh, well, I mean, they'll be back.

Or they'll be dead.

Yeah.

Yeah, right.

TARA: What do you think?

Very nice.

(sighs)

You didn't have to set me up with David.

I know he doesn't want to go out with me.

Of course he does.

He wouldn't be going if he didn't like you.

Maybe.

I'm just nervous.

I haven't been on a real date in such a long time.

You'll be fine. Relax.

TARA: Okay.

So how do you know when to sleep with a guy, anyway?

What?

I just... I know I always do it too soon or too late.

I mean, how many dates should you go on anyway?

I don't know.

With me, it's...

until I feel like I can't wait anymore.

What about you and Greg?

I can't wait anymore.

(laughs) Are you done

with the bathroom? Yeah.

(door closing)

I'm Kelly Taylor, and Greg,

I can't wait anymore.

This is your advice-- aim for the gutter?

Well, you've been aiming for the middle,

and you've been, uh, getting the gutter every time,

so, you know, this might straighten you out.

I have a better idea.

That's unbelievable.

(laughs)

You have incredible hands.

You should be a surgeon.

Well, it does run in the family. (laughs)

Did you always want to do that?

No. Actually, I wanted to be a lion tamer,

except I'm allergic to cats.

(laughs)

Next game, I'm with Greg.

Oh, so you're dropping me?

Like a rock.

(laughs)

What do you say?

I think our family honor is at stake.

You two are finished.

So, how's it going, partner?

Good.

Is that better?

STEVE: Yeah, that's much better.

All right, Joe, I think you got to stick that pole

into this pocket.

No, I've tried it a ton of times.

I think it's the wrong pole.

No, it's actually the wrong pocket.

Ladies, I hate to tell you this,

but it doesn't look like the tent's going up.

Any chance you guys

could be missing a few poles?

I guess so, yeah.

Well, we had them all last time.

What are we going to do? STEVE: Don't worry.

We'll figure something out.

(sighs)

Who likes them burnt?

I do. Fits my mood.

I'm kidding.

What the hell's taking them so long?

Well, we could go over and check it out.

You're kidding, right?

If we go there, they're totally gonna think we're jealous.

We're not going there.

We're staying here.

Do you think the girls are all that pretty?

No, don't think so.

But I guess it doesn't matter what we think, right?

Well, I'm gonna go see for myself.

See ya.

(distant, indistinct chatter)

CLARE: Hey, what's the problem?

Trouble with the tent?

Yeah, we can't get it up.

I'll bet. (snickers)

Ladies, I'm afraid you're tentless.

We tried.

That's all right.

You know, we'll figure something out.

It's not your problem.

Uh-uh. No big deal.

Yeah, thanks for trying, guys.

Well, it was our humble pleasure trying to help.

BECKY: You girls probably

want your guys back, huh?

Uh...

Uh, actually, no, um, we don't,

but, um, we'd be willing to help.

Hey, that's great, Clare, thanks.

I have an extra space in my tent.

You guys are more than welcome to crash.

SUSAN: Absolutely. What do you say?

Sure. You know what?

In fact, a space just opened up.

Great.

It's settled then.

You can stay in our camp tonight.

Really? That'd be great.

ALICE: Yeah. I wasn't exactly looking forward

to bunking out with the insects, you know?

(laughter)

Come on.

Right this way.

Yes.

Clare? What?

Those are two-man tents.

Mm-hmm.

Where are we going to sleep?

Well, it'll be your humble pleasure

to sleep outside with the rest of the snakes.

Good night.

Oh, great.

They're serious.

Maybe we should go apologize.

Why? We didn't do anything.

We just got totally hosed, eh?

(bowling pins clattering)

Well, so much for family honor.

Hey. Hey.

It's not whether you win or lose,

but how you play the game.

Oh, really?

And you guys played terribly. Oh.

Yeah, well, next time, I'm gonna have Kelly play

with her eyes closed, I think.

Did I mention loser pays?

I think about a dozen times.

(laughing)

So, you think they hate us?

I hope so.

It means they care.

I know Kelly does.

She's told me how much she likes you.

She has? Just about a million times.

Whatever you prescribed

for her, doctor, it worked.

She's hooked.

And David isn't? Oh, come on.

He's just being polite.

Besides, I don't want to encourage him.

Well, why not?

He's a terrific guy,

but I'm just not ready to get involved.

Not yet. Not after rehab.

It's too freaky.

After all you've been through,

knowing your limits is very important.

I couldn't agree with you more.

I think I know my limits pretty well.

It's, um... It's Kelly I'm worried about.

How do you mean?

She'd kill me for telling you this,

but I really think she's on edge.

I mean,

I don't think she could handle taking anything else on.

Or anyone.

She told me getting involved

with you was too much for her now.

She's afraid.

How would she manage to stay clean?

KELLY: All right.

Double or nothing, Student Union. Darts.

Darts.

Listen, uh,

it's getting a little late.

I should take you home.

(laughing): Oh, not a chance.

No. Not until revenge is ours.

I got early rounds in the morning.

I'm sorry. Do you guys mind?

(laughs)

Oh, man, what got into him?

I have no idea.

VALERIE: So, tell me, Mr. Robbins,

how did you lose your sight?

Yeah, well, that lucky day, I got to carry the radio gear.

I was facedown in a foxhole trying to order air cover,

but I couldn't get a clear channel because some...

...damn general was busy

coordinating an officers' barbecue.

I'll never forget it.

Right before that stinking shell hit,

I heard him asking for more rotisserie.

And let me tell you, there was no Forest Gump around

to drag my blind butt out of there.

All right, that's enough.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey!

Since when do you tell me what to do?

See, you're still not even good enough

to clean my paint brushes.

You listen to me, all right?

You're in my house.

I don't have to listen

to your war stories, and I don't have

to be put down, you hear me?

Do you hear me?

Now I think it's time for you to go.

Okay, okay, okay.

All right, that's enough...

Why don't you, uh...

Why don't you sit down right here, okay?

Yeah.

(whispers): Colin?

(whispers): What?

He's had a little too much to drink.

He shouldn't be going out anywhere.

Just let him stay here.

I'll go home.

That's right.

I shouldn't be going anywhere.

Let me stay here.

Come on, Mr. Robbins, let's, uh,

let's get you to bed, okay?

Hey, you got a good woman here, son.

I'm sure you'll screw it up.

(laughs)

I'm going to put some coffee on.

I'm gonna get going. I'll see you guys later.

I'll see you guys inside.

Well...

Good night.

Yeah.

Listen, I know Kelly kind of roped us into this,

but I had fun.

Yeah, me too.

Only, I just want to be friends,

if that's okay with you.

Yeah, it's no problem.

I didn't think you'd mind.

I mean, I'm sure I'm not your type.

Good night, David.

Good night.

You sure you don't have time for a walk on the beach?

Like I said, I have early rounds.

Okay, just checking.

Look, Kelly, maybe we're taking this

all a little too fast.

What are you talking about?

I thought it was just getting good.

It's just, I don't know,

maybe we should just cool off a little bit

until you get back on your feet.

So that's your prescription?

Take a month off, call you in the morning?

Something like that.

But I want to see you.

I want to see you too.

Considering what you've been through,

maybe it's just best if we don't rush right into this.

Maybe you should have thought of that

before you ever asked me out.

I probably should have.

I'm sorry.

Look, don't. All right? Just go.

Whatever you say.

(quietly): Yes.

(horn honks)

Morning.

Morning.

We're making a really good breakfast.

That's nice.

Get up, guys.

Get up.

(shouts): Get up!

Battle stations.

Something smells good.

Don't fall for it.

It's a trap.

In case you haven't noticed,

we've been sleeping in a van,

down by the river.

This is war.

Morning.

Morning.

Hope it wasn't too uncomfortable in there.

No, no. It was just fine.

Isn't that right, Joe?

Yeah. No problems. Slept like a baby.

Well, the girls really appreciated

you guys giving up your tents for them.

I'm sure they did.

Well, actually, the girls were very nice.

We know that.

So, where are they, anyway?

Well, we all got up early this morning.

They went for a hike.

DONNA: Hey, Joe,

how about a nice hot cup of coffee?

It sure does taste nice out here.

It sounds great.

STEVE: Oh, no. Oh, no.

Ixnay the offee-kay.

We'll take care of ourselves.

Guys, this is ridiculous, okay?

Can we just call a truce,

please, something?

I mean, yeah, we were all planning on going on a hike.

You take a hike.

We're going fishing.

Come on, boys.

Why, why are they being so stubborn?

Do you really want me to answer that?

Yes.

Because they know they're wrong.

Yep. (huffs)

Good morning.

Good morning.

Where are you going?

I have some errands to run,

and then I'm headed over to the hospital.

I have a session with Dr. Browning.

So, how are you feeling about what happened last night?

Truthfully, I'm having second thoughts.

I feel like I may have been a little too hard on Greg.

He's probably right,

we shouldn't be rushing into anything so fast.

Well, maybe you'll see him at the hospital

and you can tell him you're sorry.

That's what I'm hoping for.

Well, I'll see you later.

Have a good day. You too.

Bye.

Hi.

Yes, I'd like to order two bouquets of flowers.

Mm-hmm.

The first one is to be delivered to Greg McKeen

of L.A. Memorial Hospital, Pediatrics.

That's lovely.

Yeah there's a note.

"Dear Greg:

"These flowers are the best way that I can think of

"to tell you not to call me anymore.

Regards, Kelly."

How soon can those be delivered?

That's great.

The second are going to be delivered to Kelly Taylor.

Mm-hmm.

Hey.

Hey, Val.

Where's your father?

Out walking the dog.

It's amazing how much that guy can drink

and still get up in the morning.

So, did you tell him?

Tell him what?

I don't know, about what's going on in your life.

That you might be going to prison?

(paintbrush clatters)

No.

No. I didn't tell him.

Well, why not?

Because I didn't want to take the abuse, that's why.

Things are bad enough already.

Look, I think you're making a big mistake.

He's your father.

You may need him.

I've done just fine without him.

Come on, he came all the way out here to see you.

You know, Valerie, for a smart girl,

sometimes you say a lot of dumb things.

Why do you think he came back?

Huh? 'Cause he missed his sonny boy?

I don't think so.

He wants something.

Probably money.

You know, you just think

the worst about people, don't you?

No, no I don't.

Just my father.

You know what? You'll see.

When he comes back, he'll be all apologetic,

feeling good and sorry for himself,

and then he'll lay it out.

Like father, like son.

Nice.

I'm sorry.

I shouldn't have said that.

(door opens)

Boy, this city just keeps getting weirder and weirder.

There's enough freaks

out there for a three-ring sideshow.

You know, it's not that bad.

(scoffs) What do you know?

You know,

I was thinking, maybe we all could go

to the Peach Pit for lunch.

What do you say?

I'll check with my secretary,

see if I can squeeze it in.

You know what? I'm sick and tired of your attitude!

Let's get to the bottom line, here.

What do you want?

Huh? How much?

Colin...

Valerie, please... just stay out of this.

No. No, I am not gonna stay out of this.

You both are lucky to have each other

and you don't even know it!

So who's going to extend the first kind word here?

Huh?

I'm not saying anything until he tells me why he's here.

You want to know why I'm here?

Yeah, I do.

I'll tell you.

Your mother called.

Told me about your legal problems.

I thought you might need a hand.

Why'd you wait so long to tell me?

Why did you?

I must be blind.

You don't need anyone.

You're doing great, just terrific.

Come on, Heidi. Let's get out of here.

Right, right, forward.

If you let him go...

I'm going too.

Dad.

I'm sorry.

I should have told you.

I didn't have the courage.

Hi. Is Greg McKeen around?

He sure is, just in the back.

Who should I say is here?

Kelly Taylor.

WOMAN (over P.A.): Dr. Harry Landers to Pediatrics.

Dr. Harry Landers to Pediatrics.

I'm sorry. Greg is very busy right now.

Oh, well, tell him that'll just take a second.

Um, I'm sorry.

He said he didn't want to see you.

Oh...

Okay.

Tell him I said hello.

Certainly.

STEVE: Think there's actually any fish in here?

JOE: Maybe we should have gone on that hike with the girls.

At least we'd be getting some exercise.

Would you guys just relax.

Of course there's fish in here.

This is fun.

(insects buzzing) Fun?

I think the mosquitoes are having more fun.

All right, knock it off and concentrate.

And stop talking so much, you're scaring the fish away.

Scaring the fish? You're scaring the fish.

Hey, don't look now, here comes trouble.

Hey, there.

Guess we just can't stop running into you.

Yeah, maybe you guys will bring us some luck.

What are you guys using for bait?

Night crawlers.

I used to catch them with bubble gum. STEVE: Bubble gum?

Really? Well, maybe we should try that, guys.

Have you guys seen our dates?

Oh, yeah, sure,

a little while back at the campsite.

Well, how are they doing without us?

Fine.

What are they doing without us?

Well, they seemed to have made some new friends.

Really. Who? New neighbors?

We didn't catch their names.

Just some guys who were hanging around.

"Some guys"? Yeah.

They seemed really nice.

Really funny.

Kind of cute, too.

(girls agreeing) Well listen, we're going

to hike up to the ridge and back before it gets dark,

so we better get going.

See you later? Absolutely.

See you. See you guys.

Bye. Bye.

No, I don't believe it.

It's pretty obvious.

How lame does it get? What, did they think

we're going to be jealous or something?

So what do we do?

Nothing, we stay right here.

We do? Absolutely.

After what they pulled last night.

Oh, you betcha.

We stay right here and fish.

What are we, men or mice?

Men! Men. Men.

Fishing men.

(laughs): Fishing men.

Maybe we should go back.

Yeah. Yeah, come on.

Yeah.

Go back and just have a peek.

Roll 'em up. (grunts)

Not catching anything anyway.

(cheering on TV)

Hey, Kel.

Hi.

How was your day? (groans)

Not so good.

Why? What happened?

Well, I went to see Greg,

but he wouldn't see me.

He's such a weirdo.

I thought he said he wanted to slow things down,

not end them entirely.

I'm so sorry.

Oh, forget it.

I always do this.

I always get involved way too quickly

with some guy I hardly even know.

I just really liked him.

I had a good feeling about it, you know?

I can't believe I could be so wrong.

(doorbell chimes)

I'll get it.

Hey. Kelly Taylor?

Yeah, that's me. Sign here.

Thank you.

Mm-hmm. Great.

Wow, they're beautiful.

Yeah.

I wonder who they're from? Well, read the card.

KELLY: "Dear Kelly, I care for you a lot and wish you well,

"but now is not a good time for us.

Good luck and all the best, sincerely, Greg."

Kel?

I'm fine.

How big is this?

Well, it's about 30-foot wide

and about 15 feet high.

Come here, I want to show you something.

I used the architecture of the club

so that the painted surfaces

are all on several different planes.

It's good.

You're getting better.

You really think so? Oh, yeah.

And apparently, so does everyone else.

I read in Art News how Sterling Penn

bought two of your paintings after seeing this piece.

Yeah, he's a nice guy.

He's a jerk.

You make sure the check clears.

It already did.

(laughs)

Good for you, son.

Now you listen to me.

Every lifetime...

...has a little bit of rain.

This is just your rainy season.

You trust me when I tell you,

your sun will shine again, huh?

You believe me?

Yeah.

Yeah, I believe you.

You've been a better son than I've been a father.

So what's the plan?

I say we sneak up 'em,

catch them in the act; what do you say?

And then what? Well, then we kill them all

and let God sort it out. That a boy, Steve.

Something I saw on a bumper sticker once.

Guys, uh, hang on a sec.

Aren't we maybe overreacting

just a little bit here?

I mean, why would the girls

suddenly take up with some other guys, huh?

No, not just some other guys,

some other cute guys.

Well, you heard 'em last night.

They thought we were flirting.

It's payback time.

Except we weren't doing anything.

That's right. We weren't.

We weren't. No, excuse me guys,

we were... a little.

Okay, let's see how you feel

feel when we get back to camp

and there's someone else's arm around Donna.

We better get going.

That was good.

When I was little,

he used to take me to the art museum,

and I'd sit on a bench in the middle of the room.

And even though he was blind,

he'd already memorized every single piece in detail.

He'd explain to me the choice of colors

and the brush techniques of the masters.

It was unbelievable.

I'll never forget it.

I wish he could have stayed a little longer.

Nah, it's not his style.

Mm-mmm.

Besides, he's-he's with me now

in a way he hasn't been for a long, long time.

I'm glad.

You know, I miss my dad everyday.

But more and more, I realize what he actually gave me.

Well, I know what my old man gave me.

He may have been blind,

but...

he taught me how to see.

You know, I'm really proud of you.

Thanks.

Thank you.

STEVE: What do you see?

I don't believe it.

Give me those.

Where are the guys?

JOE: Let me have a look.

Looks like they're just cooking dinner.

Yeah, but for who?

Let's go find out.

I can't believe they're watching us.

Here they come.

Okay, just pretend you're surprised.

Oh look, they think they're so sneaky.

Oh, hi, guys.

So, did you catch any fish?

No, they're all too small.

We threw them back. Aw, that's too bad,

we were hoping to have a fish fry.

(girls laugh) Really?

For how many?

What are you talking about?

JOE: Oh, come on, Donna.

You think we don't know what you guys are up to?

Yeah. Where are they?

Aren't you going to introduce us?

To who?

The guys you've been hanging out with.

Oh, oh, you mean Hook.

Hook? Hook who?

Oh, line!

(laughs)

I think I see a pattern forming.

And sinker!

CLARE: Ha, ha.

We're kidding, we set you up.

There aren't any guys. Ha, ha, ha, ha,

Clare.

Busted!

Jealous, maybe just a little?

Hardly. Yeah, well,

that's not what our little, uh, Canadian friends told us.

Oh, yeah, well I hope you guys are proud

of yourselves. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, well now that we're even,

we have something to say to you.

This better be good.

Well,

we were a little hard on you,

and the truth of the matter is

we were a little jealous, so we overreacted a little.

Yeah, and we're not ashamed to admit it.

Well, we have to admit that, we were flirting.

And it was inconsiderate of us, right, guys?

Not.

Speak for yourself.

Uh, okay, maybe a little.

We're sorry, too.

Thank you.

That's what we wanted to hear.

You guys are the greatest.

Well, we hoped you'd figure that out.

Come over here.

Some bait I'm using-- it's a special lure.

It's the love hook.

(laughing)

Woo!